Mario Simulator (game)

not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator 

Mario Simulator is a fictonal N64 game that is the main topic of the episode; Retarded64: Mario Simulator.

Gameplay
the Player controls Mario through a series of Smg4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player mus us the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Experience, Awsomeness, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning

Missions
-GET THAT MOFO!
 * (Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
 * go down a Warp Pipe
 * KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
 * Save the Princess!

-(Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)
 * Save the Princess Again! (Optional)

Bosses

 * Bowser
 * SwagTubbie (2 times)

Modes

 * Normal Mode
 * Toad Mode (Received after completing the first fight with SwagTubbie)

Trivia

 * In order to play the game you need to insert a coin