If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2/Transcript

(SMG4 2016 intro plays)

(The blooper starts when the camera zooms in on Mario's retarded face.)

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. (Mario is staring at the spaghetti vending machine, he starts humping it multiple times.)\

SVM: Please insert a coin to purchase spaghetti. (Mario looks at the coin with 'x0' at the top right corner, noticing that he has no coins.)