Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-25653892-20141122223745

(awesome news channel riff) AgentMuffin: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 10:37 news. Our first story today is that we seem to have forums here, actually! So please take your irrelevant-to-improving-the-articles comments to a thread instead.

AM: Link to this post wherever you see out-of-control comments on article pages.

AM: In other news, The Zog. has started a new project! Check out his blog page f—

news reporter: AHH WHAT IS A RANDOM GUY DOING SITTING IN MY SPECIAL NEWS CHAIR??? D:<

AM: uhh sorry man, we can work this out, right?

news reporter: (spazzes out) get out! geddout geddout GEDDOUT

AM: OK OK! just don't tell the police please (runs away)

news reporter: um and here's weather reporter here to report the weather -_-; 