Swagmaster6969696969

Swag Master (Youtube name: swagmaster69696969696) is a youtuber who appeared in the videos Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory , Guards 'N Retards: The Butt Ninja and Guards 'N Retards: Pointy Things

Trivia

 * He has two modes that he can activate, it is ninja stealth mode and swag mode
 * he needs b00bs to survive
 * He is the king of chopanese, as seen in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things
 * Is scared of the raisins lady (then again, who isn't?)
 * His subtitles are red.

Quotes

 * This is why they call me swag master
 * swag mode activate
 * SWAG AUFUUHUFHUGFHDUD
 * where are those sexy ass ladies they said on the commercial?
 * WHAT THE FACK
 * SH*T SH*T SH*T
 * HOLY D*CK NUGGETS!
 * shut up, Greg
 * Shut up Chris
 * we meet again, butt ninja
 * nipple twist!!
 * boobs, chris, boobs. bring them to me, quickly.
 * dude, there's sum crazy guy women in the toilets
 * penis!
 * in the balls
 * why chris? why you piss off old people!
 * Marco!
 * POLO!
 * MARCOOOOOO!
 * But I don't want toooo...
 * y u do dis?
 * HOLY SHIT! POINTY BOOBIES!!
 * eyes on the prize chris, eyes on the prize
 * what you call me?! i'll let you know i am the king of chopanese! ahh goddamit chris why did you block my view
 * Who's this douchebag anyway, is he part of the Wiggles?
 * jesus christ dude, get a tic tac or something.
 * im gonna murder the wiggles now ...
 * Is she a mental old lady who is obsesed with rasins?
 * CRAP CRAP CRAP RAP RAP RAP CRAP CRAP!
 * Where is it? It's MINE!
 * Huh? Who's that?
 * Woah....is that-
 * BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
 * Aw..she ran away.
 * Did you see how pointy those boobs were? They could pop a balloon!
 * Yeah ok, LOL. I'm going to find Pointy Boob Lady.
 * I AM COMING, POINTY BOOBIES!
 * I'm not changing swagmaster69696969696.
 * Boobies?... boobies?? Boobies?? boobies?? boobies??  boobies??  boobies??  boobies??
 * Boobies?... boobies?? Boobies?? boobies?? boobies??  boobies??  boobies??  boobies??