SM64: The Weird Ticking Sound (Parody)/Transcript

(The screen fades in onto a stage. Toad silently greets the viewer while Lakitu flies from the left of the screen carrying a sign reading "The weird ticking sound" to the Super Mario Sunshine episode select theme, with Toad exiting the frame. A ticking sound then starts playing repeatedly and the curtains open revealing the Mario Land background from Mario Party 2. After the curtains have opened, SMG4 appears with a confused look.) SMG4: ...what's that weird...ticking sound? (the camera cuts closer to him) It's not over here. Or there. (small inaudible words) It's...kind of catchy isn't it?... (he looks around, then starts moving his head)

SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. (Mario pops up) Mario: Mario!

SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. Mario: Mario!

SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. Mario: Mario! (Luigi pops out from the left side of the stage) Luigi: Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi!

SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. Mario: Mario! Luigi: Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! (Peach pops up) Peach: Peachy! Peach! Peachy, Peachy, Peach!

SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. Mario: Mario! Luigi: Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Peach: Peachy! Peach! Peachy, Peachy, Peach! (Waluigi pops into the frame) Waluigi: Waluigi! Waluigi! Wa! Waluigi! Waluigi! Wa! Waluigi! Waluigi! Wa! Waluigi! Waluigi! That's me!

(Cut to SMG4 and Waluigi fighting.)

SMG4: Four. Four. Four! Four! Four! FOUR! FOUR! FOUR— Waluigi: Wa. Wa. Wa! Wa! Wa! WA! WA! WA—

(They get interrupted by Mario, who is now naked.)

Mario: MARIOOOO!

(Peach slides across the screen.)

Peach: Peeeaachy!

(Cut back to the entire shot of the stage.)

Mario: Mario! SMG4: Four, four. S-M-G-4. Four, four. S-M-G-4. Mario: Mario! Luigi: Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Lu...Lu...Lu-i-gi! Peach: Peachy! Peach! Peachy, Peachy, Peach! Waluigi: Waluigi! I'm Waluigi! I'm Waluigi! Walu-Waluigi!

All: Singing a song, all day long on YOOOOOUUTUBE! (The singers pose, with Luigi falling over and covering his mouth, SMG4 doing a backflip, and Mario also doing it before exploding.)

(Cut to the left side of the stage. Luigi appears from it.)

Luigi: I found the source of the ticking! (he brings out a toaster) It's a toaster!

(Cut back to the stage's entire shot. SMG4 and Waluigi look at each other in horror while Mario and Peach are happy.)

Everyone: Yaayyyy!

(The ticking stops and a Bob-omb emerges from the toaster, making its signature sound before exploding, the explosion radius covering the entire stage. When it clears, the background has changed into Bowser Land. Bowser appears from the ground, laughing. A hat and a cane then appear and the hat falls on his head as he holds the cane. He taps the cane before dancing.)

Bowser: Bowser! Bowser! Oh, Bowsy Dowsy! BOWSER! (he laughs silently as the New Super Mario Bros. Wii Game Over theme plays and the curtains close.)

(The credits then appear along with Toad. He starts singing Let It Go from the movie Frozen while spazzing out. When he says the title of the song, he flies towards the camera and a testcard appears stating "Signal lost" as the video ends.)