SMG4: The Splatfest Incident/Transcript

PRE-EPISODE
(The episode opens up with Kevin and Luke throttling Mario.)

Luke: *turns to the camera* Oh. hello there, you sexy fans!

Kevin: Uh... only 3 days left to uh... get the Golden SMG4 Vintage Shirt Mark II

Luke: Over at shop.smg4.com, thank you so much, it helps support us a lot.

Kevin: Go and check it out, guys.

Luke: We love Mario.

Kevin: And hope you enjoy the video.

(Luke starts beating up Mario again before cutting to the Glitch Productions and SMG4 logo.)

ACTUAL EPISODE
(After convincing Peach to unban anime, the heroes get ready for splatfest.)

Saiko: *claps hands* OK! RUN IT BY ME AGAIN

Tari: Uhhhh... my names Tari and Im going to kick butt today.

Saiko: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Tari: .MY NAMES TARI, AND IM GONNA KICK BUTT TODAY!

Saiko: LEMME HEAR YOU ROAR!

Tari: ahhhhh...

Saiko: *face palms* Come on is that all you got? LET ME HEAR YOU ROAR!

(Tari gets ready to scream louder, but is interruppted by Boopkins running away from Mario who is trying to blast him with a "Dong Gun".)

Mario: Stay still Boopkins! Mario needs to practice

Boopkins: NO! LEAVE ME BE!

(Boopkins tries to hide from Mario, so he opens a locker to find Bob reading manga.)

Bob: *sniffs manga* YuMmY 2D TiTtY!

Boopkins: Bob?