SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers

SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers, more often simply called The Pirate Plumbers, is the 227th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. In this blooper, Mario, Luigi, and Ben must found Ben's pet who was lost in the sewers while traveling with Captain LardButt in the sea.

Transcript
For the transcript of this blooper, see SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers/Transcript.

Plot
IThe show starts with Mario and Luigi riding an ice cream truck to go plumbing some toilets. Mario becomes angry at Luigi because he was dragged in plumbing and Luigi says that it's OK rather than eating spaghetti at the castle all day. Mario asks Luigi why they're even using an ice cream van instead of other vehicles. Several Gourmet Guys go chasing after the ice cream truck because they think they sell ice cream. Mario shouts at Luigi as they see a small Goomba on the road. Luigi panicks and Mario is happy. Luigi quickly turns the ice cream truck back and go rolling on the streets. They drive into a Warp Pipe and come crashing next to X's house. Mario says to Luigi if they are finished plumbing and they should go home. Luigi agrees. Mario throws a toolbox at the door and shouts that they are there to fix their pipes and raid their spaghetti.

When the door opens, Ben appears and the two are surprised. Ben asks them if one of them was the male bride that he just bought and Mario says yes. It was Luigi. X goes to the door and says to Mario that they should just ignore Ben because Ben is "really retarded" and pushes Ben inside. Luigi says that they came because they can fix any pipe problems to which X says no, because they don't have any pipe problems.

Mario gets angry and breaks in through the window. He says to X that he wants to go home but Luigi wants him to fix the pipe. X let them fix the toilet and just get out of his house when they're done.

Mario clogs the toilet by putting a Toad doll, a banana, a wrench, and Waluigi's rubber ducky, much to Luigi's annoyance, so the green plumber decides to get out of bathroom and get the vacuum. While searching for the vacuum Luigi sees a squid-like creature inside the aquarium and Ben appears right in fron of Luigi's face. Ben shouts at Luigi and says if anyone touches Mr Squidge (the Squid pet), he will rape him or her. X warns him to just dont touch Ben's "wife" (Mr. Squidge). Luigi goes to the toilet room and sees Mario putting a Bob-omb inside the toilet to take out the clog, but the explosion of the bomb causes causes Mario to be flown away. He ricochets on a wall next to a window, and then hits the aquarium, causing Mr Squidge to escape and stick onto Luigi's face. Mario pulls Mr Squidge off, making it jump into the toilet. At this moment, Ben notices Mr Squidge had disappeared of the aquarium, and then becomes angry and opens the door to throw a chainsaw at Mario. He dodges it and the two go inside the toilet. Then they end up in the sewers. Later a "Weird" Pirate, Comes in  front of Mario with a Machete. Mario and Luigi panicked. Then the Pirate told Mario and Luigi, They would have their butt's cut off. Mario and Luigi convinced him NOT to have their butt's cut off, Then Ben appear's randoml, And said they were here to find Mr. Squidge. The pirate thought Ben meant the Legendary Squid he was searching, But Ben told him, He meant his pet Squid. A moment later, Mario call's Ben "A little sh** And Says He "Doomed" us all. Then Ben get's his chainsaw, And says:"I RAPE YOU!!!"

Characters
Note: This list incomplete, you must fix this. SuperMarioGlitchy4 himself only appears in the intro and outro, and not in the real story.
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Gourmet Guy (minor appearance)
 * Goomba (cameo appearance)
 * Ben
 * Nintendofan997
 * Weegee (in fact Luigi, cameo appearances)
 * Toad (Doll) (cameo appearance)
 * Waluigi's Rubber Ducky (cameo appearance)
 * Princesses (mentioned by Mario, doesn't appear physically)
 * Mr. Squidge
 * Blooper
 * Cap'n LardButt
 * Magikarp (cameo appearance)
 * Old Man Siren (cameo appearance)
 * Donkey Kong (cameo appearance)
 * Teletubbies (cameo appearance)
 * Old Man (two cameo appearances)
 * Cap'n LardButt's Wife (mentioned, doesn't appear physically)
 * Gooper Blooper
 * Waluigi (cameo appearance)

Trivia

 * This is the first appearance of Captain LardButt.
 * "The KingAsylus91 intro which was changed by SMG4" intro has the first appearance of Luigi instead of Mario.
 * It has been shown that there exist in fact several Gourmet Guys. It's also revealed they love cookies just like the Bullies (in SMG4 canon).
 * This video marks Ben's reappearance after being absent for about a year. It's his third appearance in SMG4's bloopers, the first being "Two Great Friends!" and the second being "The Toadassass-ination". His appearance as a pirate in this video may have been inspired by a joke in one of the bloopers of OnyxKing67 (a Super Mario 64 machinimist inspired by SMG4).
 * Mario plumbing and trying to unclog X's toilet by a Bob-omb's explosion is probably a reference to the video "Mario for Hire."
 * When Mario is seen inside the pipe of the toilet, it appears as a train tunnel instead of a real pipeline.
 * This is the first time Waluigi's rubber ducky appears in a sequence which feature none of the Wario Bros. (although Waluigi later makes a cameo appearance as a launcher in this blooper)