Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)

Overview=Mario Simulator Interactive (500k Subscribers), is more often simply called Interactive Mario Simulator is the 235th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4 to celebrate getting 500k subscribers. The viewer must follow Mario in his epic journey to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser in an interactive way.

Plot
'SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED, SKIP THIS!'

The Narrator introduces the game to the player. As Mario is about to leave the castle, the Narrator stops him to do a tutorial. He explains how pressing buttons work (the button during the tutorial is 1 of 2 buttons the player cannot press). He spawns Luigi by pressing A, but then punches him offscreen. The tutorial is interrupted as Bowser steals Peach. The game then begins.

Mario heads outside to chase Bowser. The player is given 4 options:
 * EAT SOME SPAGHETTI Mario eats spaghetti
 * FINE GO SAVE PEACH
 * EAT MORE SPAGHETTI Mario eats more spaghetti
 * FINE GO SAVE PEACH
 * EAT EVEN MORE SPAGHETTI Mario eats even more spaghetti until the narrator blows him up, giving the player a game over: (FATASS) Spaghetti Lover Ending


 * GET ANOTHER PRINCESS Mario calls an agency to get another princess. He talks with Toad, who works there, on the phone. He's offered various obnoxious princesses which enrages him and urges him to blow Toad up. After that, hungry, he leaves to eat, giving the player a game over: Discount Princess Ending
 * Don't press anything Mario gets enraged and explodes, giving the player a game over: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION Ending
 * GET THAT MOFO

GET THAT MOFO
Mario chases Bowser but, soon tired out, he decides to take a vehicle:
 * USE THE WARP PIPE! Mario jumps down a warp pipe and ends up in Weegee's Stuff Shop. He looks for something of use finding a bomb. He asks Weegee if he can have said bomb and the shopkeeper toggles a rain of explosives, killing Mario and giving the player a game over: Weegee Bomb Ending
 * RIDE THE YOSHI Mario goes on to chase Bowser riding a Yoshi. He soon enough realizes how slow it is.
 * SMOKE SHROOMS EVERY DAY Mario and Yoshi both ingest glowing mushrooms, landing them on an acid trip. Mario proceeds to hump and old man who shoots him with a shotgun, giving the player a game over: Mario "Party" Ending
 * FEED HIM CURRY Mario gives Yoshi curry. The effects of the fruit on the dinosaurs are enormous and leave Mario without his companion.


 * RIDE THE SEXY KART Mario chases Bowser by car. He's stopped by the police for speeding.
 * SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK Mario blasts power out of his mouth, killing a by-standing Toad. The policeman confronts him.
 * PERSUADE THE COP Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending
 * DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.
 * MARIO WATCH OUT! Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending
 * Do Nothing
 * Nothing The policeman confronts him.
 * PERSUADE THE COP Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending
 * DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.
 * MARIO WATCH OUT! Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending
 * Do Nothing

Do Nothing
Mario crashes with the obstacle and falls down the bridge he was on, landing in the proximity of a little town. Here he meets an old woman trying to get her cat off a tree asking for help.
 * SCREW THAT! I GOT A PRINCESS TO SAVE! (techincal fail, as, as you're screwed if you choose this) Mario walks off, soon to encounter a Chain Chomp heading straight towards him.
 * DO THE SAFETY DANCE! Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending
 * THROW CRAP AT IT Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending


 * HELP THE POOR LADY Mario borrows an axe from a Villager and chops the tree down. The cat falls down the plant, which then falls onto it and kills it. The old lady terrorized throws a stick at him and flees. Mario keeps the stick and walks off, soon to encounter a Chain Chomp heading straight towards him.
 * DO THE SAFETY DANCE! Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending
 * THROW CRAP AT IT Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending
 * USE DA STICK!

USE DA STICK
Mario tosses the stick away, making the Chain Chomp turn around to fetch it. While turning around he kicks Mario into the air though, who then lands in a pipe. The pipe brings Mario into Smexy Town, where he sees a Toad giving out help and directions. Mario approaches him.
 * CAN I HAVE SPAGHETTI!!!! ? Mario asks the humanoid mushroom if he can have some spaghetti. The Toad's definition of spaghetti appears to be violent sex though and he sexually assaults the red plumber, thus giving the player a game over: Different Kind of Spaghetti Ending
 * SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE Mario shoots the humanoid mushroom in the face, killing him. He then sees the Happy Mask Salesman nearby and approaches him. He's offered a map for two coins, our hero only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
 * GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
 * GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
 * SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
 * STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.


 * DIRECTIONS TO BOWSER'S CASTLE Mario asks the humanoid mushroom on where he could find Bowsers castle. The Toad tells him to ask the Happy Mask Salesman. Mario approaches the vendor, who offers him a map for two coins, Mario only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
 * GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
 * GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
 * SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
 * STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.

STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.
Mario kicks the child and steals the coin. He walks back to the vendor and obtains a map. The player is then shown a map with three selectable locations.
 * SPAGHETTI SHOP This option is only available if the spaghetti DLC is purchased for only 599$.
 * GO TO THE MARIO BROS HOUSE Mario enters the house and sees Luigi making out with a Luigi doll. The red plumber's head consequentially explodes, giving the player a game over: Luigi Love Ending.
 * GO TO PORT PENGUZ

GO TO PORT PENGUZ
Mario heads for Port Penguz, only to be stopped in his journey by two pirates, Foxy and a Shy Guy, whom he fights. The player is given four moves:
 * PUNCH THEM Mario attempts to punch Foxy but misses and falls into a nearby river and is eaten by a fish, thus giving the player a game over: Battle - Fishy Ending
 * SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK Mario does not know this attack and is beaten down by Foxy, giving the player a game over: Battle - 360NOSCOPE GAMEOVER
 * BE SCARY Mario attempts to scare the pirates away and fails. Consequentially the Shy Guy pirate throws his sword which pierces into Mario's head killing him, giving the player a game over: Battle - 2spooky4me Ending
 * USE THE SPAGHETTI!

USE THE SPAGHETTI!
Mario throws a bowl of spaghetti at Foxy blocking his vision and punches the Shy Guy. The Shy Guy steals his map anyway and the duo runs off. Mario then arrives at Port Penguz. Behind him there's a "Spicy Spaghetti Sale"
 * EAT THAT SPICY SPAGHETTI! Mario asks the Toad vendor for food and is given a bowl of spicy spaghetti. Apparently too spicy for Mario to handle, as he starts spewing fire killing the salesman. Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.
 * GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending
 * FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!


 * Do nothing Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.
 * GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending
 * FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!

FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!
Mario sneaks up to the pirates who surround him and their Captain, aided by his condor, threatens to hurt him if he can't prove that he's a real pirate.
 * SING THE PIRATE SONG! Mario sings a pirate song... The wrong one! The bird kills Mario and the crew goes on to sing their song, giving the player a game over: Happy Pirate Ending
 * TELL PIRATE ADVENTURES! Mario proceeds to tell of the pirate adventures he lived and accidentally kills a Toad. The pirates think that he simply insulted Foxy's mother. The fox sends him flying with his crowbar, giving the player a game over: Pirates Don't Know Italian Ending
 * SHOW THEM YEE PIRATE BOOTY.

SHOW THEM YEE PIRATE BOOTY.
Mario shows off his butt, which causes the bird to explode. Lardbutt notes him of his nice booty, and welcomes him aboard the crew. Later, Mario asks Lardbutt if he got any food, to which he replies yes but he can't have any. Lardbutt soon notices his sandwich is reduced to few crumbs on his plate. Mario has to find out who did it: Foxy? Or the Shy Guy? He also has a chance to choose Toad.


 * TWAS THE FOX! Mario blames it on Foxy, who is forced by Lardbutt to vomit out the contents of his stomach. Lardbutt decides there's no holding back and throws a Golden Mushroom at Foxy, causing him to start vomiting out many objects, including a kart and a skeleton. He then vomits out a nuke, exploding the entire pirate ship and giving the player a game over: Foxy-BLURRRGGHH Ending
 * TWAS THE SHY GUY!
 * TOAD ABOARD!!!! Mario blames it on Toad. He uses a cannon and fires a Bullet Bill at Toad, K.O.ing him. Lardbutt tells him the Toad wasn't even part of his crew. He has to find out who actually did it.
 * TWAS THE SHY GUY!

TWAS THE SHY GUY!
Mario blames it on Shy Guy, who goes over and steals the toast from him, turns out the Shy Guy was the culprit! Shy Guy becomes mad and transforms into McShyGuy the helping toast fairy, stealing the toast before flying off from the ship. Lardbutt claims that he was a fine crew member, at least worse than losing his sandwich. Eventually the ship arrives close to Bowser's Lair...the signal was triggered, and the sea monster appears! Mario jumps back, scared. Lardbutt still claims that it's not worse than losing the sandwich. Klepto was seen flying before being knocked onto Lardbutt by the sea monster. Foxy jumps off the boat in horror, while the sea monster claims that he just wanted to be friends with the crew members. With the sea monster out of control, which one of Mario's Waluigi-based attacks will he choose to defeat it?
 * WALUIGI PICTURE!!!
 * WALUIGI LAUNCHER! Mario pulls out a toolbox containing a Waluigi Launcher inside it, he fires the launcher at the sea monster, losing only 1 HP, direct hit. Mario cheered for himself before being squashed by one of the monster's tentacles, killing him and giving the player a game over: a not very effective Waluigi attack Ending

WALUIGI PICTURE!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!

Characters

 * Narrator (offscreen)
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Toad (11 of them)
 * Frankie (cameo)
 * Princess Peach
 * Bowser
 * Random guy coplayed as Princess Daisy (cameo)
 * Waluigi (three cameos)
 * Justin Bieber (cameo)
 * Yoshi
 * Weegee (cameo)
 * Bob-omb (cameo)
 * Old Man Hobo
 * Police Man
 * Crazy Woman
 * Villager (cameo)
 * Little Girl
 * Chain Chomp
 * Happy Mask Salesman
 * Koopa Kid
 * Luigi Doll (cameo)
 * Shy Guy
 * Foxy the Pirate Fox
 * Chuck-ya
 * Goomba
 * Cap'n LardButt
 * Condor
 * Glooper Blooper
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Whomp
 * King Bob-omb
 * Bully (cameo)
 * Steve
 * Dr. Robotnik
 * Teletubbies

Chain Chomp
Get the stick from the "Help the old lady" option, when the Chain Chomp is about to attack Mario, click "Use Da Stick!" Mario will throw the stick, and distract the Chain Chomp, however, when the dog runs off, he kicks Mario back in the process, sending him flying into a pipe.

Shy Guy and Foxy
Click "Spaghetti" Mario throws the Spaghetti at Foxy's face, covering his eyes. While Foxy is confused, Mario attempts to defeat Shy Guy, but Shy Guy then knocks Mario Down and steals his map.

The Sea Monster (Gooper Blooper)
Choose "Waluigi Picture" the Sea Monster gets a bloody nose and absolutely freaks out, Mario is then hit by one of the Sea Monster's tentacles and is thrown to Bowser's Lair.

Bowser Finale
Choose the Item Box from Mario Kart, Mario gets a banana, Bowser slips on it and falls in the lava. However, Bowser then flies out in his Clown Car taunting Mario, but he then hits the ceiling, falling in anyway.

Guide for finding all 11 toads
'''SPOILERS! If you want to don't have fun from movie, don't read this!'''
 * 1st Toad: in the option "Get another princess".
 * 2nd Toad: "Get that mofo", then enter the pipe.
 * 3rd Toad: pick "Get that mofo", then the kart, and choose fast "Suprise ninja attack".
 * 4th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face.
 * 5th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Get the spicy spaghetti
 * 6th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Talk about pirate adventures
 * 7th Toad: - when on the ship and picking the sandwich robber, click toad thad occasionally appear behind the pole.
 * 8th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Make a distraction
 * 9th and 10th Toad - Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Use a disguise - Dodge Steve - Item box - red button
 * 11th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Twas the Shy Guy - Waluigi picture - Disguise as enemy - RUN!! - Dodge Steve - Item Box - The blue button - Beat the game

Trivia

 * This video was uploaded and published on the same day (July 13rd, 2015) as the video "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)". This is the third time this occured, the two first two being both on 2013:
 * The bloopers "The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Welcome Invitation" and "Long Jump" were both published on May 19th;
 * "Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping" and "Bob-omache" were both published on August 4th.
 * The Sunken Italian ending is a reference to a similar plot device from the blooper The Elevator.
 * The first option "Spawn a Luigi", which is the only one of all the simulator not to be activated by the viewer, is a reference to a scene from the video "The Mario Parable", in which the Narrator punches Luigi out the scene before Mario enters Bowser's Lair.
 * SMG4 accidentally put 11 toads to destroy, even when the screen shows there are 10. This can be because 2 Toads from the red button scene ended up counting to him as 1.
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Transcript
(GlitchyPSIX's intro plays. After the loading screen appears, cut to Peach's Castle interior. Mario pops up.)

Narrator: Well, hello there! Welcome to a game where you play as a fat Italian guy. Boy, how fun.

Mario: Oh yeah! (runs away)

Narrator: Where do you think you're going?! We've got to do the tutorial, dumbass!

Mario: D'oh!

(Cut to Mario naked, while eating spaghetti.)

Narrator: When Mario is doing his retardness, (a command which reads "Spawn a luigi" and recommends the A button appears) buttons will show up. Press it if you want him to-(presses A, in which spawns Luigi)

(Luigi appears laughing.)

Narrator: What the shit?

Luigi: Luigi, Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh ye-(a fist appears and punches him) WAAAA!

Narrator: Goddammit! Where was I?

(Bowser's laugh is heard. Mario suddenly runs around with his torso turned 90° counterclockwise.)

Mario: Oh no, oh no, oh no!

(Cut to a burning background. A silhouette of Bowser is shown.)

Bowser: Mario!

Mario: Hmmmm...

Peach: (screams) Help me!

Mario: Oh shit. (pronounced a lot as "I shared")

(Toad starts to sneak up next to Mario, when suddenly he becomes giant and knocks Mario off the screen.)

Toad: THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!

Mario: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

(Cut to a white background where text fades in saying "THE MARIO SIMULATOR ADVENTURE GAME THING :D" while the Paper Mario Chapter theme plays. Once finished, cut to outside the Castle. Bowser flies away with Peach in his Koopa Clown Car while "Swiggity Swooty" plays.)

Mario: Hey, stinky! Mamma mia!

Narrator: Oh dear. What will Mario do now?

(The viewer has three choices: "Eat some spaghetti", "Get that mofo", or "Get another princess")

When the viewer does nothing
Narrator: Um, you gonna pick something? Click it! Come on, it's the whole point of the video.

Mario: (Turns to viewer) Hey, stinky! (explodes)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH!

Narrator:Goddammit!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: I DIDNT FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION ending. 0/10 - you just wanted to see didnt you >_>

Mario: Thank you so much for-to-playing my game. F***ER!

<--- might wanna replay the video.

If the viewer chooses "Eat some spaghetti"
(Mario eats some spaghetti)

Narrator: Really?! Eating the crap at a time like this?! You're not just gonna stay here and eat, are you?!

(The viewer has two choices: "Eat more spaghetti" or "Fine go save Peach")

If the viewer chooses "Eat more spaghetti"
(Mario eats more spaghetti)

Narrator: Oh, still going?! That's fine, I can wait, fatass! You're just trying to piss me off, aren't you?! Well, it ain't working!

(The viewer has two choices: "Eat more spaghetti", or "Fine go save Peach")

If the viewer chooses "Eat more spaghetti" again
(Mario eats even more spaghetti)

Narrator: Are you done yet?! Holy moly!

Mario: Hey, I'm-a-hungry, have you got any food?

Narrator: NO, SCREW YOU!

(Narrator reveals a bob-omb in front of Mario)

Mario: Oh, WHAT THE FU-?!

(Bob-omb kills Mario)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: (FATASS) Spaghetti Lover ending. 2/10 - you're persistent, but you like doing pointless things.

Mario: Yummy. YAHOO-ugh!

< enough spaghetti for you!

If the viewer chooses "Get another Princess"
(Toad hears a phone ringing)

Toad: Ha ha ha HA! Yay, party! (Picks up the phone) Hello!

(Half of the screen adds Mario calling Toad)

Mario: Hello!

Toad: Oh, hey, Mario!

Mario: (Sighs) yes yes... Is this where I can order a new princess?

Toad: Hey, Mario, what are you doing?!

(Mario gets angry)

Mario: Hey!

Toad: I'm freaking out!

Mario: Hey!

Toad: I'm getting back till you work today!

Mario: SHUT UP!! Can I just order a sexy princess please?

Toad: Okie-dokie!

(Toad shows Mario the picture of two men cross dressing as Peach and Daisy)

Mario: No!

(Toad shows him a picture of a guy cross dressing as Peach next to Bowser)

Mario: NO!

(Toad shows him a picture of "Princess Waluigi")

Mario: NO!

(Toad shows him a picture of "Princess Justin Bieber")

(Mario gets so angry that he throws a bob-omb at Toad)

Toad: Ahh!

(Bob-omb kills Toad)

1 of 10 Toads Destroyed! Try to find them all!

Mario: (Grunts) F*** this! Hey, I'm-a-hungry!

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH (Mario gave up!)

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Discount Princess ending. 0/10 - cmon are you that lazy Mario?

<---go save her now!

If the viewer chooses "Get that mofo"/"Fine go save Peach"
Mario: (Turns to viewer) This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?

(Mario starts chasing Bowser)

(Bowser laughs)

Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bowser: Haters gonna hate, I laugh cause you're fake!

(Mario starts getting tired)

Mario: YAHOO-ugh! I'm-a-tired.

Narrator: Oh, dear, looks like somebody forgot that they never exercise.

Mario: (Grunts) Come on!

(As Bowser gets away with Peach, Mario sees a kart, Yoshi, and a warp pipe)

Mario: Oooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hmm...

(The viewer has three choices: A Kart, Yoshi, or a Warp Pipe)

Mario: (To the viewer) Hurry up already!

If the viewer chooses "Warp Pipe"
Mario: Let's-a-go! Hoo hoo hoo! (Sings) La la la, hm hm hmm! (Goes underground by a warp pipe) Hmm...

(Suddenly, Weegee Head appears out of nowhere in "Weegee's Stuff Shop")

Weegee Head: It's a MEEEEE!

Mario: Whoa!

Weegee Head: Hello, sir, can I take your order?

(Mario goes to check some of the stuff)

Mario: Hmm, you have a nice place here.

(Mario looks at the poop face, which costs 300 coins)

Mario: Whoa! No!

(Mario then looks at Wario's underwear, which costs 50000 coins)

Mario: Oh, hell no!

(Mario then looks at Toad, which costs 1000 coins)

Mario: Oomph, f*** no!

(Mario then looks at a bomb, which costs 100 coins)

Mario: Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Oh yeah! So long, king Bowser! (Turns to Weegee Head) Can I have it?

Weegee Head: Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend!

(Weegee Head drops bob-ombs on Mario)

Mario: WAAAH! AHH! (Screams)

Toad: I JUST SH*T MY PANTS!

(Bob-ombs explode, killing Toad)

1 of 10 Toads destroyed! Try and find them all!

(But at the same time, Mario died in an explosion)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Weegee Head: Ha ha!

Text:GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Weegee bomb ending. 0/10 - never EVER trust a weegee

<---no pipe for you

If the viewer chooses Yoshi
(Mario jumps on Yoshi for a ride)

Mario: Here we go! Let's-a-go!

(Yoshi starts walking, slowly)

Mario: Come on! Hurry up already!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Mario: Oomph!

(Yoshi walks so slow that even an old man can go faster than him)

Old Man: (To Mario) Nice job, dickface!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Mario: (Grunts)

(The viewer has two choices: "Smoke shrooms erry day!" or "Feed it curry!")

If the viewer chooses "Smoke shrooms erry day!"
Mario: Mama mia! (Throws a weird rainbow colored mushroom)

Yoshi: Whoa! Mmm! (Eats the rainbow colored mushroom and starts tripping out) WHOOOOOAH!

Mario: Hmm, hey, I'm-a-hungry! (Eats another rainbow colored mushroom and starts tripping out as well) WHOOOOOAH!

(Mario looks at Yoshi)

Mario: (Shows a troll face) Let's-a-go!

Yoshi: (Shows a troll face and puts his shades on) Aw, yeah!

(Both Mario and Yoshi are partying, and suddenly, Mario saw "Peach")

"Peach": (giggles) Mario!

Mario: Whoa! Princess! Oh yeah! (Starts humping "Peach", but what he didn't realise is that he is humping an old man)

Yoshi: (Singing) I'm a banana! I'm a banana!

Old Man: You darn kids get off my pingas!

(Old Man kills Mario with his shotgun)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Yoshi: (To the viewer) I'M A BANANA!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Mario "party" ending. banana/10 - what did I tell you about humping old people?

Mario: Thank you so much for to playing my game, f***er!

<---might wanna go back a video

If the viewer chooses "Feed it curry!"
Mario: Hyah, I got it! (throws a super spicy curry. Cut to Yoshi)

Yoshi: Whoa! Mmm! (eats the curry) ...AHH! OH MY GOD! (Yoshi starts running faster while screaming, as Mario holds on to him) OH FREAKING GOD, OH MY GOD!

(Mario lets go of Yoshi and lands in pain. The Yoshi flies into the sky like a firework while screaming and explodes.)

Mario: Mama mia! (notices Smexy Town) Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Let's-a-go! (goes to town when suddenly, he hears an old lady who needs help when her cat is stuck in a tree)

Old Lady: Help, somebody! My cat! HELP ME! (she tries to get her cat by jumping but fails)

(The viewer has two choices: "Help the poor lady" or "Screw-a this! I got princesses to save!")

If the viewer chooses the kart
(Mario jumps on the kart and starts driving)

Mario: Wa-ha! Wahoo! Yahoo-hoo! Yay, yeah!

(Mario sees Bowser in his Koopa Clown Car flying away)

Mario: Ha ha, I'm-a-gonna get you! (hears and sees a police car behind him) Mama f***er! (pulls over)

Narrator: Uh oh, looks like you were caught speeding.

Mario: (grunts)

(The viewer has a chance to pick "Surprise Ninja Attack".)

If the viewer chooses "Surprise Ninja Attack"
Mario: Super Mario... BWAAAH!

(He shoots a laser "Shoop-da-whoop" style at the Policeman, but misses and hits a tree instead. Cut to Toad.)

Toad: Hello, what are you doing?! (the tree falls on Toad)

Text: 1 of 10 Toads destroyed!

Mario: Nah, I guess that counts.

(Whether the viewer chose "Surprise Ninja Attack" or not, the Policeman appears in front of him.)

Policeman: Hey, I'm a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!

Mario: No!

Policeman: Get your ass in jail! (loads his shotgun and aims at Mario)

Mario: Oh shit.

(The viewer has two choices: ""Persuade" the cop" or "Screw da law run Mario!". A line says "Try and find all the Toads" only after Mario used a "Surprise Ninja Attack".)

If the viewer chooses ""Persuade" the cop"
Mario: Officer...(strips himself naked)...is there anything I could do, ahem, to get out of this-

Policeman: (Screams)

(Mario is arrested and sent to jail for life)

Mario: Mama f***er!

GAME OVER YEAAA-

Mario: SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Not very sexy ending. 1/10 - you're sexy, but not that sexy.

Mario: Oh-ho, mama!

<---re-evaluate your life.

If the viewer chooses "Screw da law run Mario!"
Mario: (laughs at the Policeman with his troll face and gets away)

Policeman: BULLSH*T!

Mario: (Still laughing at the Policeman while being unaware that there is a dead end on that bridge)

(The viewer has a chance to pick "OH GOD MARIO! WATCH OUT!")

If the viewer chooses "OH GOD MARIO! WATCH OUT!
Viewer: Hey, watch out!

Mario: Hmm? Wah! (Looks at a dead end, jumps off his kart and lands safely) Wa-ha! Ah-hoo-hoo! Oh yeah! (Turns to viewer) Thank you very much, thank you.

(Suddenly, the police car appears and the Policeman came out of his car)

Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THERE!

Mario: (Turns to the Policeman) Mamaf*cker!

Policeman: Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoritah!

Mario: Is something-(Policeman hits Mario)

(Mario is then arrested and sent to jail for life)

Mario: (Turns to viewer) Guys, way to go, a-hole!

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Thanks a lot (butthole) ending. 5/10 - you're quick but he would have been better off.

Mario: Hey, stinky!

<---let him crash!!

If the viewer does nothing
(Mario crashes to a dead end and falls down to "Smexy Town", somehow)

Mario: Mama mia! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Let's-a-go!

(Mario hears and sees an old lady who needs help when her cat is stuck in a tree)

Old Lady: Help, somebody! My cat! HELP ME! (She tries to get the cat by jumping but fails)

(The viewer has two choices: "Help the poor lady" or "Screw-a-this! I got princesses to save!")

If the viewer chooses "Screw-a-this! I got princesses to save!"
Mario: F*ck this, ain't nobody got time for that! (Starts singing) La la la, hm hm Hmm! (Hears and sees a Chain Chomp behind him) Hmm?

Girl: Oh no! My little puppy got loose!

(The little girl's Chain Chomp is coming for Mario)

Mario: (Starts screaming) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! WAAAH! (Screaming) AHH!

(The viewer has two choices: "Do the safety dance!" or "Throw crap at it!")

Mario: (Turns to viewer) Hurry up already!

If the viewer chooses "Help the poor lady"
Mario: Fine! Mama mia. Hmm...

(The cat meows)

Mario: Hmm...oho! (To Villager with his axe) Hey, stinky! Can I have it?

(Villager lets Mario borrow his axe so he can cut down the tree and save the cat, but after staring it, he throws the axe at the tree instead, and the cat falls out of the tree)

(The cat meows, and then the tree falls right on the cat, killing it in the process)

Old Lady: Oh, my god!

Mario: Uh, you're welcome!

(Old lady cries loudly and throws a stick at Mario, then runs away)

GOT AN AWARD: A STICK! GOOD WORK!

Mario: (Singing) Lalalala-la-lalalala, lalalalala, hm-hm-hm! (Hears and sees the Chain Chomp) Hmm?

Girl: Oh no! My little puppy got loose!

(The little girl's Chain Chomp is coming for Mario)

Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! WAAAH! (Screams) AHH!

(The viewer has three choices: "Do the safety dance!", "Throw crap at it!", or "Use da stick!")

Mario: (Turns to viewer) Hurry up already!

If the viewer chooses "Do the safety dance!"
Mario: (Turns to viewer) Oh yeah, good choice! Let's-a-go!

(Mario does the Safety Dance as the "Safety Dance" music plays in the background)

SAFETY DANCE! MARIO IS NOW SAFE FROM EVERYTHING!

(Chain Chomp eats Mario alive while driving a car, somehow)

except for Chain Chomps.

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text:GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: A very safe ending. 3/10 - did you really think that would work?

<---did you miss something?

If the viewer chooses "Throw crap at it!"
Mario: (Screaming) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I got it!

(Mario throws a coin at Chain Chomp, but it does nothing)

Mario: No! (Screams) Yah!

(Throws a Mushroom at the Chain Chomp, making it grow into a Super Chain Chomp)

Chain Chomp: (Barks)

Mario: (Screams) Come on!

(Mario throws a Star at the Super Chain Chomp, making it invincible)

Mario: AHHHH!

(The invincible Super Chain Chomp eats Mario alive, as Mario is nothing but a skeleton)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Chompalicious ending. 6/10 - you think that fat italians taste any good?

<---did you miss something?

If the viewer chooses "Use da stick!"
Mario: I got the power! (Shows the Chain Chomp the stick)

Chain Chomp: (Gasps)

Mario: Oh look! Ooh, very yummy!

Chain Chomp: (Barks in happiness)

Mario: Let's-a-go! (Throws the stick so the Chain Chomp can get it, only to end up getting hit by its behind, sending him to a Warp Pipe)

(After the Warp Pipe transition, Mario comes out of the Warp Pipe as he gets hit by a lamp post)

Mario: Oomph! Oh, my head. Hmm...oh, look! (looks at Toad with glasses in the "help and direction" stand) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Let's-a-go!

Toad: Good afternoon, sir, what can I do ya for?

(The viewer has three choices: "Spaghetti!!!", "Directions to Bowser's Castle", or "Shoot him in the face")

If the viewer chooses "Spaghetti!!!"
Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Spaghetti!

Toad: If by "Spaghetti" you mean "violent sex", then I'm the guy!

Mario: WAAAH! No! Can I have "Spaghetti"?

Toad: Okie-dokie! (Pushes his own stand away) GET OVER HERE!

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

(Toad rapes Mario violently, off-screen with sounds)

Mario: MAMA-HOO-HA-HOO-WOW-WOW!!!

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.

(Mario is raped to death, burning)

Toad: Thank you for coming! See you in hell!

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: diffrent kind of spaghetti ending. 0/10 - spaghetti isn't everything that you think it is.

<---no spaghetti! >:(

If the viewer chooses "Directions to Bowser's Castle"
Mario: (Asks Toad for directions to Bowser's Castle in Italian gibberish, as it shows an imagination of Mario reaching to Bowser's Castle)

Toad: Go check with that guy over there.

If the viewer chooses "Shoot him in da face"
Mario: Ooooh! (Locks and loads his shotgun and aims at Toad) Bye-bye!

Toad: OH WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-!

(Mario shoots Toad with his shotgun)

Destroyed 1 of 10 Toads! Try to find them all!

Mario: Hmm... (looks at someone over there)

(Whether Mario asks Toad for directions to Bowser's Castle or shoots Toad in his face, the Happy Mask Salesman appears)

Mario: Hoo-hoo, hello! (Asks the Happy Mask Salesman for directions to Bowser's Castle in Italian gibberish)

(The Happy Mask Salesman shows Mario the map to Bowser's Castle)

Mario: Whoa! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Can I have it?

(The Happy Mask Salesman shows Mario that the map costs 2 coins)

Mario: Okie-dokie! Hmm... (looks inside his wallet, only to realise that he has only 1 coin) Mamaf***er! Oh, brother! Hmm... (looks at a Koopa Troopa and an Item Block)

(The viewer has two choices: "Get money from that Koopa!" or "Get money from Item Block!")

If the viewer chooses "Get money from Item Block!"
(Mario gets closer to the Item Block)

Mario: Ha-ha! Yah, hoo, ha-ha, I'm-a-gonna get you!

(Mario hits an Item Block, only to not realise that the Item Block is alive)

Item Block: (Screams in pain) AHH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! OH, THE PAIN, IT'S UNBEARABLE!

(The screen shows that the Item Block has kiddie blocks as his children)

Item Block: TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!

(The Item Block reveals a Bob-omb in front of Mario)

Mario: Wah! (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHA-!

(The Item Block sacrifices himself with an explosive Bob-omb, killing Mario in the process)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Item Block's Kids: DADDY!!!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Block murderer ending. -5/10 - good work you monster! you made some block orphans!

<---even blocks have feelings...

If the viewer chooses "Get money from that Koopa!"
Mario: (To Koopa Troopa) Ha-ha, I'm-a-gonna get you!

Koopa: (Cries like a baby)

Mario: Oh no! What's wrong, little guy?

Koopa: My friends...*sniff*...called me fat... And I was about to give them this shiny coin as well!

Mario: Hmmmmm...

(The viewer has two choices: ""you're not fat! look how fat i am!" (show your fat)" or "Stomp on the koopa and take the coin.")

If the viewer chooses ""you're not fat! look how fat i am!" (show your fat)"
Mario: No! Lucky! You're not fat! Just look at me! I'm the definition of fat! (Strips himself naked) Yippie! Check out these flabs!

koopa: Wow! You really are hideously obese! Thanks, sir! This makes me feel a whole lot better!

Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!

(Suddenly, a police car comes out of nowhere and the Policeman appears)

Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT!

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAA-!

(Policeman shoots Mario, killing him)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Policeman: (Turns to Koopa) It's alright, you're safe now! I've got that killer off the streets for GOOD!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Naked pedo ending. 4/10 - yes, even clothing laws apply to mario.

<---put your clothes back on!

If the viewer chooses "Stomp on the koopa and take the coin."
Mario: Hey stinky! (Kicks Koopa)

Koopa: O-HO-HOW!

Achievement unlocked: Kick a child

Mario: Hoo-hoo-hoo! (Grabs the coin, which is enough to buy the map) Wahoo! (runs to the Happy Mask Salesman) ahh-aH-AH-AH! Take this, F***ER! (Throws 2 coins at the Happy Mask Salesman)

Happy Mask Salesman: Ow, shit!

(The map falls from the Happy Mask Salesman)

Mario: That's-a-so nice!

Obtained a map!

(The viewer has three choices: "spaghetti shop", "Port penguz", or "Mario bros. house")

''Note: The annotation on the "spaghetti shop" says "Buy the spaghetti DLC $599". Other than that, it is unavailable.''

If the viewer chooses "Mario bros. house"
Mario: (Singing) La la la, hm hm HMM! La, la, la, hm hm hm hm hmm! (Arrives in front of his house) Oh boy, I'm-a-hungry! Let's-a-go! (Goes inside the house) Haha! Oh yeah!

(Right in front of Mario, there's Luigi, about to make love with a Luigi doll)

Luigi: Oh yeah!

(The Luigi doll makes love noises, somehow)

Luigi: Kiss me.

(Luigi then kisses the Luigi doll, erotically, and afterwards, he sees Mario)

Luigi: Ooh-hoo-ha-ha-ha! Hey Mario!

Mario: (After seeing what Luigi did) WHAT THE FU-?! (BOOM)

(Mario's head explodes)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: luigi love ending. 10/10 - better love scene than titanic

<---better off not going back home.

If the viewer chooses "Port penguz"
Mario: (Singing) Lalalala-la-lalalala, lalalala-la, hm-hm-hm! (Stops singing) WAH! WHOA!

(Suddenly, Mario encountered someone in the middle of his quest, "Pokemon" style)

Mario: Mama mia! AHH!

a pair of pirates appear!!!

Shy guy: GIVE US YE BOOTY!

Foxy: I'm gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never 'cause you're gonna be dead and now I gotta kill you!

Mario: WAH! Mama mia!

(What is Mario gonna do?!)

(The viewer has four choices: "SPAGHETTI", "SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK", "PUNCH", or "Scare")

If the viewer chooses "SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK"
Mario: HOO HOO HOO! Haha, I'm-a-gonna RAPE YOU!

(Mario is about to use the "SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK" on the pirates, but for some reason, nothing happens)

Mario: WAH! (looks up to the line) Mario does not know that attack. (Turns to viewer) Goddammit!

(Foxy kills Mario)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

(Foxy growls)

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: battle - 360NOSCOPE GAME OVER. 5/10 - sorry, mario isn't that cool. but hey, you tried at least

<---REMATCH!

If the viewer chooses "PUNCH"
Mario: (Grunts) I'm-a-gonna get you! (Goes to punch Foxy)

Foxy: What's up, brah?! Take a swing, brah! Right here, brah!

(Mario is about to punch Foxy)

Mario: I got you!

(Mario misses and he falls into the water)

Mario: (Screams and falls into the water) Hoo-hoo! Mama mia! No! Game over! Hoo hoo hoo!

(Bubba eats Mario alive)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: battle - fishy ending. 1/10 - comeon! have some strategy next time!

<---REMATCH!

If the viewer chooses "Scare"
Mario: Ooh, Mario's very scary!

(Mario makes a "scary face" in front of the pirates, but that didn't scare them one bit, so Shy Guy threw his sword and stabbed Mario's head)

Mario: (Looks at the sword) Oh look! (Falls down and dies)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Achievement unlocked: Get a sword lodged into your head!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Battle - 2spooky4me ending. 2/10 - im so scared that i pee'd my pants. on how not scary that was

<---REMATCH!

If the viewer chooses "SPAGHETTI"
Mario: Okie-dokie, it's-a-Mario time! Take that! (Throws spaghetti at Foxy)

Foxy: (Gets blinded by the spaghetti) AHH, OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! AHH!

(Shy Guy then sees Mario coming for him)

Mario: Here we go! (Punches Shy Guy in the face, making him drop his pirate hat and sword) Oh yeah, oh yeah, Mario number 1!

Shy Guy: (Punches Mario back, taking the map from Mario) Ha! We'll be taking this treasure map for now!!!! (To Foxy) Come on, idiot! Let's goo!!!

(Shy Guy and Foxy get away with Mario's map)

Mario: Oh no! Oh-ho, mama!

Narrator: Good going, you lost the map.

(Mario continues to move on to Port Penguz anyway)

Mario: (Singing) La la la, hm hm HMM! La la- (Stops singing) Haha! Mama mia, I'm-a-tired!

(Mario has arrived at Port Penguz, and whilst tired, he looks at Bowser getting away with Peach)

Peach: (Screams) Mario, help me!

Narrator: (To Mario) How are you going to travel through the sea to get to Bowser's Lair?

Mario: Mamaf***er! Hey, I'm-a-hungry! Oh no!

(The viewer has a chance to pick a Toad in the background with a sign that says "spicy spaghetti for sale")

If the viewer chooses a Toad in the background
Mario: (looks what is behind him) Hmm? (Sees a sign that says "spicy spaghetti for sale") WAAAH!

Toad: Hello, what are ya doing?!

Mario: OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO! Hey stinky, have you got any food?

Toad: Alright! Alright. Oh yeah! Almost. sure mario! have one on the house! but...think you can handle it? haha!

Mario: (Grunts) Yes! It's-a-me, Mario, F***ER! (Eats the spicy spaghetti, in fact, it was so spicy, it burns his tongue and causes him to shoot fire from his mouth) MAMA-HOO-HA-HOO-WOW-WOW!!! HothothotHOTHOTHOTHOT, HOT, HOT! (His fire then burns Toad to a crisp)

Destroyed 1 of 10 toads! Try and find them all!

Achievement unlocked: That's a spicy meatball!

Mario: WOAH...

(Whether Mario chooses to eat spicy spaghetti or not, he continues forward by crawling)

Mario: Mama mia.

???: If anyone is interested, come along!

Mario: Hmm? (looks at a Chuckya, with boats)

Chuckya: Boats! Quick and easy, and even free boats for sale!

Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! (notices someone else) Hmm?

(Mario notices Foxy going the other way)

Mario: WHOA! Hmmmmmmm...

(The viewer has two choices: "Go after that guy you saw before!" or "Go get a free boat! And go to the lair!")

If the viewer chooses "Go get a free boat! And go to the lair!"
Mario: Wa-ha! Hey! Can I have a fast boat, please??

Chuckya: Uhh... You sure???

Mario: Oomph, come on, let's-a-go! Yes! Now gimme, gimme!

(Mario jumps on the boat and is about to go to the lair)

Mario: Yippie, here we go!

(the side of the boat says "WARNING: 300KG WEIGHT EXCEEDED!", and it turns out that Mario weighs more than 300KG)

Mario: WAAAH! AHH! Oh no!

(The boat sinks in the water)

Mario: WAH! WHOA! (Screams and drowns to death)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Sunken italian ending. 0/10 - damn mario is that fat!? you betcha!

<---you need a bigger boat!

If the viewer chooses "Go after that guy you saw before!"
(Mario goes after Foxy by sneaking, as the "Pink Panther theme song" plays, and then he sees both him and Shy Guy with a map that they stole from him)

Foxy: Swiggity swooty I'm coming from the booty! Swiggity swooty I'm coming from the-

Mario: Hoo hoo! I got you!

(Suddenly, Captain Lardbutt comes out of nowhere)

Lardbutt: Why, hello there...

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (Gets surrounded by pirates with swords)

Lardbutt: YOU'RE HERE TO STEAL THE PIRATE MAP WE FOUND, AREN'T YOU!

Mario: No!

Foxy: FUCK HIM UP!

(Lardbutt whistles for his pet condor)

Lardbutt: Unless you can prove you're a pirate...

(The condor makes eagle sounds and is about to kill Mario)

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! (Screams some more)

(The viewer has three choices: "Sing the pirate song!", "Show em yee pirate booty", or "Talk about pirate adventure")

If the viewer chooses "Sing the pirate song!"
Mario: Can I sing a song for you?

Foxy: How about no!

Mario: (Sings) Yo-ho-ho, hee-hee-hee, a pirate's life for me-

Lardbutt: WRONG!!! (Sends his pet condor to kill Mario)

Mario: WAAAH! (The condor kills Mario)

Lardbutt: (Singing) We're happy pirates. Watch us play. We wave to our friends. All through the day.

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: happy pirate ending. 1/10 - gawd mario, not even a good pirate.

<---be more convincing!

If the viewer chooses "Talk about pirate adventure"
Mario: Ha ha! (Talks about a pirate adventure in Italian gibberish with the images of himself having a pirate adventure, until he throws a sword) Uh oh!

(Turns out that Mario threw his sword at Toad, but rather than skewering him, his back end of that sword pushes Toad off the cliff, and then Toad explodes)

destroyed 1 of 10 toads! try and fine them all!

(Mario finishes his pirate story with a "Ta-da!" sound, but Lardbutt is silent and shocked about it)

Shy Guy: ...I think he was talking about your mother...

Foxy: (To Mario) WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGA?! (Roars and goes after Mario)

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAA-!

(Foxy hits Mario and sends him flying to death)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Foxy: Oh yeah! Look at ya! You were poppin' all that gooood shit a second ago!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Pirates don't know italian ending. 3/10 - what did you say about my mom!?

<---be more convincing!

If the viewer chooses "Show em yee pirate booty"
(Mario grunts and strips himself naked as he shows the pirates his own "booty", while "Booty Man" plays)

(Captain Lardbutt and his pet condor are shocked to see Mario's "booty")

Condor: Oh, what the FU-?! (explodes)

(Shy Guy is also shocked to see Mario's "booty" while Foxy gets a heart attack after seeing Mario doing that)

Lardbutt: (Sheds a tear) Arr! Mighty pirate booty ye got there! Welcome aboard!

Foxy: (Gets up) Bring me that ass!

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAA-!

(Mario then joins the pirate crew on their pirate ship)

Lardbutt: Alright! Listen up! We be headin' to this island! (Bowser's Lair) I heard of famous tales of this island. Any questions?

Mario: Have you got any food?

Lardbutt: Why... Yes! I do! But you can't have any! (Turns around) Finally! Some alone time with me sandwich!

(Lardbutt notices that his sandwich is gone)

Lardbutt: WHO TOUCHED MY SANDWICH?! (To Mario) TWASNT YOU WAS IT?

Mario: AHH! No!

capn: I smell mutiny on board! And this be the second time I lost me sandwich! (Turns to Mario) Mario! Find out who did this! NOW!

Mario: Mama mia.

WHODUNIT?

(The viewer has two choices: "Foxy" or "Shy Guy". But suddenly, there is a Toad in the background, so the viewer has a chance to click on him)

If the viewer chooses "Toad"
Mario: Hey stinky, I got you, mama f***er! Fire! (Fires a Bullet Bill from a cannon)

Toad: AHH! (Gets hit and is sent flying to death)

K.O.

1 of 10 toads destroyed! (try and find them all!)

Lardbutt: Uhh, Mario... That guy wasn't even part of our crew! Can you stop wasting time?

Mario: Mama mia, fine!

WHODUNIT?

(The viewer has two choices: "Foxy" or "Shy Guy")

If the viewer chooses "Foxy"
Mario: Hey stinky, I got you!

(Foxy is then shocked as the "Dun dun DUN" music plays)

Lardbutt: Alright, Foxy. Spit it out!

Foxy: No, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man!

Lardbutt: You are one armed, idiot!

Foxy: SHIT! (Vomits a skeleton out)

Lardbutt: Come on! keep vomiting! no holding back! (Throws a golden mushroom into Foxy's mouth)

Foxy: OH NO-(The golden mushroom forces him to vomit everything out of his body, including a kart and his own endoskeleton) No, please, no more, no more- (vomits a nuke out)

Mario: Oh look!

Voice: WHAT THE FU-?!

(The nuke explodes, destroying the pirate ship)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Foxy-BLURRRGGHH ending. 5/10 - didn't know robots can eat that much. <---try again, without the vomiting.

If the viewer chooses "Shy Guy"
Mario: Hoo, haha, I'm a gonna get you! (Takes Lardbutt's sandwich away from Shy Guy) I got you, let's-a-go!

Shy Guy: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! (Screams and flies away with his own toast) YEAAAAAAH TOOOOOOOAST!!

Achievement unlocked: RELEASE THE TOAST!

Lardbutt: ...Arrr... It's a damn shame... He was me best crew member... Well... At least it can't get worse than losing me sandwich...

(The pirate ship passes by the "bowser's lair do not enter!" sign, causing an alarm as Bowser's laugh is heard, and then the pirate crew gets ambushed by Gooper Blooper)

Gooper Blooper: (Whooping)

Mario: AHH! WHOA!

Lardbutt: Ehhh... Losing me sandwich is still the worst thing...

Lardbutt's pet condor appears, but gets hit by Gooper Blooper's tentacle, causing the condor to crash on Lardbutt, and then Foxy starts panicking)

Gooper Blooper: I just wanted to be your friend! (Continues whooping)

Mario: AHH! (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Screams yet again)

(The viewer has two choices: "Waluigi Picture" or "Waluigi Launcher")

If the viewer chooses "Waluigi Launcher"
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario! (Takes out Waluigi from an ammo box) Wa-ha!

WALUIGI LAUNCHER!!

(Mario fires Waluigi at Gooper Blooper)

-1 HP

DIRECT HIT!

Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha! (Gets squashed to death by Gooper Blooper's tentacle)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Gooper Blooper: ...My bad, bro.

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: a not very effective waluigi attack ending. 1/10 - i forgot to tell you that mario had a discount waluigi launcher

<---not waluigi time!

If the viewer chooses "Waluigi Picture"
Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Shows Gooper Blooper a Walurambo picture while "Sexy and I Know It plays)

Gooper Blooper: (Gets his eyes burned by the picture) AHH, OH MY GOD! (Screams) OH FREAKING GOD, OH MY GOD!! AHH!! (Continues screaming)

Mario: Wee-hee, point to Mario!

(Gooper Blooper's tentacle throws Mario off the ship, sending Mario all the way to Bowser's Lair)

Mario: (After landing painfully) Mama mia! Ow! (Looks at the volcano) Ooh, Bowser's Tunnel of-a Doom! (Singing) Lalalala-la-lalalala- (Stops singing) WHOA!

(Bowser's island is guarded by Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and a Whomp)

Mario: Mama mia, I can't move anywhere! Hmm? (Looks at a "Wanted" poster with a Mario picture) Mama f***er! (Removes the "Wanted" poster)

(The viewer has three choices: "Be a badass and rek em!", "Make a distraction", or "Disguise as enemy")

If the viewer chooses "Be a badass and rek em!"
Mario: Wahoo, it's-a-Mario time! Hey stinky! (Kicks a Goomba) Mario number 1!

Other Goomba: OH MY GOD, MURDERER!

Whomp: (To Mario) YOU MURDERER! WE'RE CALLING THE COPS!

(A Koopa policeman and the Old Policeman appear)

Koopa Cop: (To Mario) Put your hands up in the air, buddy, we gotcha surrounded!

Mario: (Screams) Ah! No! I come in peace! (Shows them spaghetti)

Koopa Cop: DROP YOUR WEAPON!

Old Policeman: DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!!

Whomp: OH MY GOD, HE'S HURTING ME! HE'S HURTING ME WITH HIS BRAINS!!

Koopa Cop: That's it, we're calling in the millitary!

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA-!

(Mario gets squashed to death by King Bob-omb, as King Bob-omb whistles and walks away)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: enemy offender ending. 0/10 - man, kicking a goomba? that's not cool :(

<---cmon! stealth mario!

If the viewer chooses "Make a distraction"
Mario: Hmm... But with what?...

(Toad appears out of nowhere)

Toad: Oh, hey Mario! (Walks away)

Mario: GET OVER HERE!! (Strips himself naked and puts his own clothes on Toad) Wonderful!

Toad: Wh-wh-WHAT THE FUCK?!

mario: Wahoo, that's-a-so nice! Oh yes! Shoo! Go! Go stand over there! (Makes a sound so that the enemies will think that Toad is Mario) Hey fuckers, it's a me, Mario!

Toad: (Screams)

Whomp: Get that motherfucker!

(The enemies then kill Toad rather than the real Mario)

destroyed 1 of 10 toads! try and find them all!

(Meanwhile inside Bowser's lair, Bowser hears an alarm that is coming from outside)

Bowser: Huh? (Looks at the security cameras with a naked Mario onscreen) ...MOLESTER!!! (Fires a Banzai Bill from the top of the volcano lair)

Mario: Yahoo! Yippie! Wahoo!

(As Mario is unaware that a Banzai Bill is coming for him, the Banzai Bill kills Mario in an explosion)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: a sexy naked intrusion ending. 4/10 - well you made bowser afraid atleast

<---cmon! stealth mario!

If the viewer chooses "Disguise as enemy"
Mario: Ha ha, I got it! Here we go! (Mario disguises himself as a Goomba) Ah-hoo-hoo! Let's-a-go!

(With his Goomba disguise somehow working, Mario passes by the enemies while singing)

Mario: (Singing) La la la, hm hm HMM! La, la, la, hm HM hm hm hmm! Lalalala-la-lalala- (Stops singing and meets another Goomba) What's up?! (Continues singing and walks away) Lalalala-la, hm hm hm!

(Mario finally passes by the enemies)

Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!

King Bob-omb: Halt! What's your business with lord Bowser?

Mario: (Still disguised as a Goomba) Mama mia! Hmmmmmmm...

(The viewer has two choices: "I'ma selling cookies!" or "...Run for the door.")

If the viewer chooses "I'ma selling cookies!"
Mario: (Still disguised as a Goomba) Hee hee, I got it! (Shows King Bob-omb that he is selling cookies)

King Bob-omb: Oh, cookies? Sure!

Mario: (Still disguised as a Goomba) Oh yeah! Ee-hee!

King Bob-omb: Let me just get the guys interested. (To his men) Hey, men! This guy is selling cookies!

Mario: (Still disguised as a Goomba) Hmm?

(A bunch of Bullies appear out of nowhere, about to get some cookies)

Bullies: COOKIIIIIES! COOKIE, COOKIE!

Mario: (Still disguised as a Goomba) Oh, what the FU-?! (Screams)

(The Bullies not only ate the cookies, but they also ate Mario alive, although one of the Bullies paid him a coin)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: COOOOOOOOKIE! ending. 6/10 - hey those cookies were pretty good...and so was that hat.

<---no cookies! >:(

If the viewer chooses "...Run for the door.")
Mario: Okie-dokie! (Takes out his Goomba disguise and passes by King Bob-omb) AHH! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

King Bob-omb: OH HELL NO! (Presses the button from his remote to close the gate)

(Mario is about to get through the closing gate, until Steve appears out of nowhere)

Steve: Hi guys, can I join you guys?

(The viewer has a chance to pick "DODGE STEVE!")

If the viewer does nothing
Mario: WHOA! Mama mia!

(The gate closes)

Steve: Hi Mario, are you working here too?

(Mario gets angry at Steve for making him miss his chance to pass by the gate)

Mario: Mama f***er!

(King Bob-omb appears)

Mario: WAAAH! Uh-oh!

(King Bob-omb throws Mario to the lava, burning him alive)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Steve'd ending. -10/10 - come on! you gotta have a faster reaction than that

<---think quickly!

If the viewer chooses "DODGE STEVE!"
Mario: WAAAH! (Jumps over Steve) Yahoo! Wahoo! (Slides under the gate and enters Bowser's lair) YAH! Oh yes, it's-a-Mario time!

(Princess Peach is then shown, trapped in a cage over the lava pit)

Peach: Mario! AHH! Help me! (Screams)

(Bowser is reading the "Stealing princesses for DUMMIES" book until he notices that Mario has arrived in his lair)

Bowser: Huh? Already!? But I didn't get to eat my lunch yet! Nooooooo! (roars, laughs, and prepares for a final battle) Mario! Don't mess with me, blah blah, OK, let's just get this over with...

Mario: Hmm... (looks at the Mega Mushroom) Oh, you're so good! (Looks at the Random Item Block) Waaah! (Thinks about what he can do to defeat Bowser) Hmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmm.

(The viewer has two choices: "Take a chance! Use the Random Item Block!" or "Use the Mega Mushroom!")

If the viewer chooses "Use the Mega Mushroom!"
Mario: Yippie, I got it! Hoo hoo hoo, so long king Bowser!

(Mario eats the Mega Mushroom and grows into Mega Mario, but unfortunately, he gets stuck)

Mario: Oomph! I can't move anywhere!

Bowser: Woow, do you really think that would work indoors, idiot? (Laughs)

Mario: Mama f***er!

(Bowser then puts on his baseball helmet and gets a baseball bat)

Bowser: Okie-dokie, look out! (Uses a Mega Mushroom on his baseball bat, growing it into a Mega Baseball Bat) FORE!

Mario: (Screams)

(Bowser hits Mario out of his lair, killing him in the process)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: HOMERUN! ending. 7/10 - its out of the park!

<---enough of games!

If the viewer chooses "Take a chance! Use the Random Item Block!"
Mario: Let's-a-go! Yahoo! (Uses the Random Item Block, and the item is...a banana peel) Mama f***er! Come on!

Bowser: (Laughs) Ooh! Tough luck, Mario! Bwhaha!

Mario: (Grunts and throws the banana peel on the ground)

(Bowser is about to kill Mario, but then Bowser slips from the banana peel as he falls into the lava pit)

Bowser: NOOOOO! (Falls and screams...until he lands on his Koopa Clown Car) Psych! I am invincible, invincible! You're- (Hits the ceiling) OWWW! NOOOOO! (Falls into the lava and gets burned alive)

(Mario celebrates his victory against Bowser, although it was sheer luck)

Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!

(But before he dies, Bowser presses the button from his remote to slowly drop the cage into the lava, in which Peach is still in that cage)

Bowser: BWA HA HA HA HA!

Peach: AHHH! Mario!

Mario: AHH! Mama mia! (Starts panicking) AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

Narrator: Oh dear lord, Mario. (Shows Mario the four buttons) Which button stops it?

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Screams again)

(The viewer has four choices: "The White Button", "The Blue Button", "The Green Button", or "The Red Button")

If the viewer does nothing
Peach: Mario, hurry up!

(Mario gets broken)

Peach: YOU SON OF A B*TCH!! WAAAAAH!

(Peach gets burned to a crisp off-screen as Mario remains broken, forever)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: mario.exe has stopped working ending. 0/10 - too colourful?

<---decisions, decisions.

If the viewer chooses "The White Button"
Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Presses the white button and the lava pit platform is starting to close, slowly) Hurry up already! (Pressed the button over and over again until it finally closes, but unfortunately, the cage gets stuck in the platform)

Peach: AHH! Mario!

Mario: Mama f***er! (Presses the button repeatedly again, as the platform is trying to open, until it gets lodged)

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! PLATFORM LODGED! Firing cleaning cannon.

(The "cleaning cannon" shoots a big laser at Peach, burning her alive)

Peach: AHH! JESUS CHRIST! OH F*UK! OH FUCK, I'M ON FIRE, I'M ON FIRE!!

Mario: Oomph! (Falls down)

(Mario screws up and Peach is dead)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: Princess BBQ ending. 4/10 - smells like chicken.

<---try again!

If the viewer chooses "The Red Button"
Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Presses the red button, as it shoots a laser from the volcano)

(Somewhere in the Glowshire Kingdom, there are two Toads talking to each other)

Toad 1: Do you want me to make you macaroni?!

Toad 2: You know I don't like macaroni!

(The volcano's laser burns the two Toads to a crisp)

destroyed 2 of 10 toads! try and find them all!

(Back inside Bowser's Lair, an earthquake is heard)

Mario: Whoa! No...

(The rope holding the cage breaks apart and Peach falls into the lava)

Peach: (Screams)

(Mario screws up and Peach is dead)

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH

Mario: Oomph, ****! (Falls down)

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: pretty lights ending. 8/10 - you got to admit that was pretty cool

<---try again!

If the viewer chooses "The Green Button"
Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Presses the green button)

CALLING BACKUP

Mario: AW CRAP!

(Suddenly, Dr. Eggman is seen, falling from the sky)

Dr. Eggman: (Falling and screaming until he lands, painfully) Ow, shit! (Stands up) Alright, alright, what's going on in here?!

Mario: (Screams)

Dr. Eggman: A-HA! Oh no, you don't!

Mario: Mama mia! This is madness!

(Silence)

Dr. Eggman: THIS...IS...PINGAS!! (Hits Mario and send him falling into the lava pit)

Achievement unlocked: This is pingas!

Mario: (Falling and screaming until he lands into the lava and gets burned alive) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

(Dr. Eggman kills Mario)

GAME OVER (But instead of the usual "Game Over Yeah" song, the "This is Pingas (Sparta Remix)" song was played, as Dr. Eggman celebrates his victory dance)

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: This is Pingas ending. 0/10 - this is madness indeed

<---try again!

If the viewer chooses "The Blue Button"
Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (Presses the blue button)

PARTY MODE ACTIVATED

(Suddenly, a "TELETUBBIE PARTY VAN" comes out of nowhere, and all the Teletubbies come out of the van and start partying. Also, they are accompanied by an unknown girl. Then, Dipsy starts swinging on the cage, as Peach screams)

Peach: (Screams)

Mario: (Screams) AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Dipsy: Wheeeeee!

Peach: AHH!

(Dipsy keeps swinging the cage as Peach keeps on screaming in panic)

Peach: Noooo!

(The rope breaks and the cage falls to the ground instead of the lava, and thus Peach is saved from the lava)

Dipsy: (Falls to the ground as well) Ow, shit!

Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! (To the Teletubbies) Hey, fuckers! (Shows them a bowl of Tubby Custard)

(The Teletubbies react to the tubby custard, as Mario throws it into the lava)

Po: NOOOOOO!

(All the Teletubbies go to save the tubby custard as they all shout "Tubby Custard!", but they all end up getting burned alive)

Mario: Okie-dokie! Wa-ha!

Peach: Mario, help me!

Mario: Oh yes, that's-a-so nice! Hee hee, I got it!

(The viewer will now "Beat the game")

The Viewer Beats The Game
Mario: Oh boy, finally! (Unlocks the cage and saves Peach) Princess!

Peach: Thank you, Mario! (Giggles)

Mario: Let's-a-go!

Peach: Uh-huh!

(Mario and Peach walk out of Bowser's Lair at last. Outside the lair, Lardbutt and his pirate crew applaud for Mario, and Gooper Blooper applauds for Mario as well)

Mario: (To everyone) Thank you very much! Thank you! (To Peach) Princess! Let's go! Hey, I'm-a-hungry!

(But all of the sudden, it is revealed that it isn't Peach that Mario saved, it is Toad. Toad disguised himself as Peach the whole time)

Toad: (Removes his "Peach" costume) Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in ano-

(Mario shoots Toad)

Toad: (cries out in pain)

1 of 10 toads destroyed!

Mario: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!

FIIIIIIIIIIINISH (Finish)

Achievement unlocked: Over? Already!? :(

SMG4 (by text): thanks for playing! alot of (clone) marios died during the filming of this. i hope you enjoyed it. and thank you all for 500k subscribers!

Mario: Thank you so much for playing my game!

Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: there's actuallly a good ending!? ending. 10/10 - be honest, how many game overs did you get?

see you next time!