SM64 Bloopers: The Great Yoshi Race.

SM64 Bloopers: The Great Yoshi Race. is a by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Synopsis
Mario forced Yoshi to compete in "The Great Yoshi Race" with him in hopes for Mario to win both a trophy and a free discount on Spaghetti (as he cares more about spaghetti rather than a trophy). However, they have to race against Bowser along with the others, even if it means by cheating.

Plot
The blooper opens at the 6th annual Yoshi race festival. Yoshdawg is beginning to announce when he is pushed aside by Yoshi, who is running from Mario as he doesn't want to compete. Mario bribes the dinosaur by offering to kick Luigi out of the house and let Yoshi sleep in Luigi's bed.

Soon the two encounter Bowser and his hyperrealistic "Yoshi", as well as Steve in Captain Steve garb beside his crazy Minecraftian Yoshi. The race begins shortly thereafter, where we see that Toadette and Waluigi are also competing for the Big Egg Trophy and a free spaghetti coupon. Ben attempts to start the race but apparently cannot count down from five, so Yoshdawg shouts at the racers to go.

Bowser takes the lead, with Toadette and Waluigi on his tail, and Mario lagging behind. Mario accidentally kills Yoshi with his weight, but revives him with a Golden Mushroom and makes a comeback. Meanwhile, Steve is still near the start line.

Mario is tailing Waluigi, who pulls King Bob-omb out of hammerspace and throws it at Mario. The plumber makes Yoshi jump so that they both barely avoid the explosion. While Waluigi continues to toss a number of things at Yoshi, Mario tries to get Yoshdawg to notice the cheating, but Ben is jumping in front of Yoshdawg's line of sight. Mario gets Yoshi to lick Waluigi's Yoshi, but Yoshdawg finally notices them and starts shooting, because "piggy-backing or weird yoshi sex is CHEATTTING!!!" Mario is blasted by an anti-cheating cannon. He and Yoshi fall into a Warp Pipe, exiting near Toadette and knocking her out of the way.

The only competitor in front of Mario is Bowser, who pushes a button to release several Yoshi-riding Goombas and Koopa Troopas from a nearby Clown Car, as well as a Gourmet Guy. Mario and the Gourmet Guy fly off a Dash Panel ramp, and the latter falls down while Mario lands safely on the track.

Two Goombas and their Yoshis stack on top of each other, and the Yoshi on top begins blasting eggs at the plumber. Mario deflects them with a tennis racket, causing the eggs to hit Luigi, Waluigi, and the Goombas. Meanwhile, Steve is still very far behind.

Toadsworth sends in a Toad to "assist" Mario. Instead of throwing the fungus at Bowser, however, he hits Luigi, who flies into an Item Box and summons several copies of Dr. Eggman, shouting "pingas" as usual. Bowser's Yoshi jumps over the Eggmen, clearing them all, while Mario's walks straight through the crowd and is slowed down considerably.

Ahead is another jump, which Bowser clears, posing in midair all the while and getting 10/10 ratings from SMG4 and an Old Man Hobo. Mario of course tumbles through the air and lands painfully on the road. He then decides to cheat to beat Bowser.

As the Koopa King goes through a tunnel, Mario, Yoshi, and the Toad sneak behind Yoshdawg. The former two jump into the cannon, and Toad gets distracted by talking to Ben instead of firing them across the map. However, the Toads start discussing how Ben's husband cheated on him, causing the cannon to fire anyway.

Mario and Yoshi fall on top of Bowser's Yoshi, injuring it in the process and prompting a boxing match between the two dinosaurs. Yoshdawg opens bidding lines rather than trying to stop the fight. Mario instructs Yoshi to "aim for the balls", and not to die or else they would be disqualified. Five hours later, during the 522nd round, Yoshi has been beaten to a bloody, flaming pulp, but is somehow not dead.

Of course, as literally everyone was expecting to happen from the very start of the video, Steve crosses the finish line and wins, leaving our "protagonist" Mario to once again fail completely despite his best efforts. Yoshdawg congratulates Steve on his sixth victory in a row(!), as Mario screams and explodes and Yoshi babbles something in an utterly annoying voice. As the end card appears, half of the viewers are left with the sour taste of hatred fresh in their mouths, while the other half eat that shit up because it's SMG4 and they don't know any better because they're four years old. That latter half then goes on to spam the comments section with utter insanity comparable to that of how much SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers have devolved into mindless, rotting, Garry's Mod-ridden drivel whose storylines feel like a physical punch to the nuts the few times they manage to be at all coherent.