R64: Mario Goes Shopping/Transcript

The transcript for Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping

Transcript
(The blooper starts with someone talking to Little Billy (Baby Luigi) )

Guy: And that's why little fella, you can never play in the street. You might get yourself killed out-

(He is interrupted by Mario knocking the guy out with his cart)

Little Billy (Baby Luigi): The f*ck?

(Mario was listening to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop on his cart. The guy Mario knocked out with his cart landed on the floor near the shop. Mario parked his cart onto him and got off.)

Mario: Oh yeah! Let's a go!

(Five minutes earlier Mario was busy doing his own thing when Princess Peach appeared suddenly)

Peach: Mario!

(Mario turns around angrily)

Mario: What is it?!

(Peach poops out a shopping list which knocks Mario on the ground. He looks at it. Peach was looking sweet)

Peach: Please buy them for me!

Mario: How about no?

Peach: WHAT?!

Mario: Of-of course!

(More to come)