R64: Idiot karts 101

Retarded64: Retard Karts 101 is the 146th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the second episode of the Retarded64 series. This blooper is similar to the video game Mario Kart 64 on the Nintendo 64, but a more retarded & less normal way.

Plot
The episode starts in Rainbow Road and they having a race, but they mess up and Mario won by saying "Oh yeah, Mario number one!" After he runs over many people with his kart, he is ordered by The Judge to go to driving school. After thinking the teacher MCGustavo wants to rape him, he attends the class. But he messes with his teacher, fails the test by giving wrong answers in computer due to his stupidity that causes it to explode. During the driver's test he crashes in a wall, then everyone laughs at him, then he asks them if they could do it better. Luigi goes first, ends up doing well, but slips on a banana peel, and launches himself halfway across the course. Peach starts to drive but then launches a spiny shell on herself, causing a nuclear explosion. Toad then tries, but when he gets a mushroom who he thinks that it is his friend Jerry, then loses his focus and crashes into a wall. Waluigi starts, rips his clothes off, becoming Walurambo, then starts posing after jumping the ramp, and hits the sign. Wario tries, but it ends up by getting a star and having drugs caused him to fly away from track. Bowser has an awesome kart, which gets replaced for a small one, and it takes him two hours, but he takes a wrong turn and crashes in the wall. Then everyone has a race. To spare the details, Mario crushed Walurambo and won, Luigi got trapped by a ton of Ivo Robotniks, Peach's kart exploded, Bowser ended up on a sign, Wario shot himself into space, and Toad drove off to Racoon city. Mario got his driver's license in the end, but he got mad, but excited when he won his license.

Characters

 * Lakitu
 * Mario
 * Policeman (cameo)
 * MejiaCantilloGustavo (called "driving guy")
 * Princess Daisy (cameo)
 * Princess Peach
 * Luigi
 * Toad
 * Waluigi
 * Wario
 * Bowser
 * McShyGuy (first appearance, cameo)
 * Ivo Robotnik
 * Supermarioglitchy3 (cameo)

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of Retarded64 to not include the name of Mario in its title. The second is Freddy's Spaghettiria (and it's the third if we doesn't count the fact that the episode "Mario and the 1337 P0lice" (which has been made between "Retard Karts 101 and "Freddy's Spaghettiria") is often called "The 1337 Police" only).
 * This is the third time Wario and Waluigi have had a major role in a Mario blooper, the first one was Race for Golden Overalls and the second was Mario at the Olympic Games. They originally come from SM64 series "The Wacky Wario Bros.".
 * Wario and Waluigi's models came from Mario Party 3, but when Waluigi took off his shirt and overalls to drive, a model from Garry's Mod is used.
 * In the original Mario Kart saga, Bowser can fit in the kart, but in Smg4's version, he is so big that his foot is the same size of the seat of the kart.
 * Before the computer explodes, the song "Heut Ist Mein Tag" can be heard.
 * During the race, Wario and Toad use Daisy's kart (well maybe Toad uses Baby Daisy's kart because he is too small), Waluigi uses Birdo's kart, and Bowser uses Bowser Jr.'s kart >_<(then again, Bowser wasn't supposed to fit in his kart, so it was probably Bowser Jr.'s because it matched and was small) while Mario, Peach and Luigi uses their own karts.
 * Wario and Waluigi are the only race participants who's failures (at the driving tests) didn't involve explosions (interestingly enough, Peach got blown up twice.)
 * While Mario was doing his kart, the driving instructor blew his whistle while punching. Strangely, his whistle is invisible.
 * This is the very first ever appearance of Shy Guy (McShyGuy).
 * In close-ups of Luigi's face, he is in a SM64 appearance. When the camera doesn't focus on Luigi, however, he is a doll from Mario Party 2, as hinted by the dot eyes.
 * When Wario is using the Starman, Nyan Cat can be seen for a few seconds in the background.
 * Nobody knows what happened to Toad and Bowser during the race, because at the end of the race, Toad was driving to Raccon City and Bowser was on the top of a publicitary wall.
 * The Driving Guy might be MCGustavo because he has the same color code than him.
 * The People which appeared in the driving school were GageDawg, Megaman765 and The Crazy Japanese Guy.