SM64 Bloopers: Castle Royale/Transcript

This is a transcript for SM64 Bloopers: Castle Royale.

Transcript
(SMG4 intro, the "Consider yourself retarded" one)

(The video starts outside of the WoopWoop kingdom. Camera rotates to where Peach, Toadsworth, Mario, and Luigi are)

Toadsworth: Master Mario!

Mario: No!

Peach: Mario!

Mario: No!

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: No!

Toad: HEY, F**KER!!

Mario: NO!

Toadsworth: Oh, well! It seems like Mario isn't coming! So can we please move ahead to the royal festivities!

Peach: NO! I need Mario! To protect me!!

Peach: Mario... today is the uniting of the kingdoms.

Peach: It's a really important day for me. And I would like you to protect me just in case...

Mario: But... you were fine the last time you went alone.

(The screen cuts to Peach exiting the castle.)

Peach: Alright! I'm leaving now!

Bowser: LEEEEROY!!!!

(Bowser falls out of the sky on top of Peach. Other enemies from Mario also drop on top of her.)

(Screen cuts back to the present.)

Peach: Please Mario! I'll make sure they have spaghetti!

Mario: Fine!

Peach: Thank you, Mario.

Luigi: This-a very tense-a moment.

(Peach and Toadsworth start to enter with Mario and Luigi far behind.)

Toadsworth: Come on now! Luigi! Pick up the pace!

(Luigi cries.)

Peach: Wow... this place is... different.

(There are two people running, one of them being on fire. A Snorlax is sleeping and someone is pushing a cart with a Luigi baby and Mario babies in it.)

Baby Salesman: Babies! Here's your babies!