Super Mario Christmas 2016: Naughty or Nice/Transcript

This is the transcript for Super Mario Christmas 2016: Naughty or Nice

Transcript
(SMG4 productions intro)

(The blooper starts at Peach's private Christmas holiday home)

Mario: Where's my SPAGHETTI? Where's my SPAGHETTI?

(Luigi is hanging up stockings each with everyone's face on them)

(SMG4 is sleeping near the fireplace, and Toad is constantly annoying him by singing crappy Christmas music)

Mario: Man, this holiday house is boring! I just want some free crap already!

(Mario walks up to the ladder Luigi is standing on)

Mario: I need something to dooo...

(Mario starts shaking the ladder and Luigi falls off face first onto the floor)

(Toad puts up a 10/10 sign)

SMG4: What the hell Mario!? Why'd you do that for?!

Mario: Because it was funny! :D Luigi is fine, he's a tough dude!

Luigi: Please...please bring amberlamps!

Mario: You see? :D

SMG4: Oh my fucking god...

Peach: You've been such a naughty person this year, Mario. You're going to get coal again this year!

Mario: No! I've been a great Mario this year!