SMG4: The Mario Channel - Mario's Jackass/Transcript

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Transcript
Sentry: What kind of sick man sends anime to fight me?

* the Sentry is shut off by Frankie*

Sentry: I am dead.

Mario: Hi, I'm Mario, and this is the hamburger supreme!

* Mario pushes the hamburger supreme into Peach's Castle*

Toad: The hell is this Mario?

Mario: Hey Toad! Can you eat this entire hamburger please?

Toad: What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?

Mario:

* Mario grabs Fishy Boopkins*

Fishy Boopkins: Aah! Put me down! Mario, where are you even taking me?

* As it turns out, Mario is taking Fishy Boopkins to a slingshot.*

Fishy: Oh my god, is that a slingshot?!

* Mario tosses Fishy into the slingshot*

Fishy: Wait, Mario, I'm afraid of heights!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh my god!

* Fishy Boopkins crashes into the plane. The plane lands in E. Gadd's workshop.

E. Gadd: Ah crap!

* Mario discovers that Toad is waiting for him with a baseball bat.*

* Mario discovers that his friends are waiting for him as well.*

* Mario is sent flying by the slingshot*

Luigi: Whose number one now? *screams*

* Mario discovers that Saiko is in the room with him with the sentry that he had used against her earlier*

Saiko: Konichiwa!

Sentry: Prepare your sentry!

* Mario screams. He attempts to escape the room with the sentry, but Toad, Fishy Boopkins, Wario, and Luigi have already barricaded the door, and he is shot repeatedly*

Saiko: So Mario, do you have anything to say to the friends you tortured?

Mario: Eat my Mario penis!

* Mario screams as the sentry shoots at him again.*