User blog comment:The Zog./My dog just died/@comment-34296765-20150602034405/@comment-25653892-20150603000910

@Velo One day, a bride-to-be has no husbands. The next, she has one. From this trend, we can extrapolate the equation

$$y=x^2$$

Calculating this for even day 5 after her bachelorette party, things already sound far out of control.