The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS

The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS is a blooper created by SMG4 on April 15, 2017. In this blooper, Mario decides to go myth busting, but as always, in an extremely retarded way.

Synopsis
Mario tries to bust some retarded myths around the Mushroom Kingdom!

Plot
The video starts with Mario introducing the show (read the synopsis) and the first myth.

Can humans fly?
The viewer can see Luigi with a helmet in a shopping cart with happy face ballons and rockets. Luigi (being the scardey cat he was) immediately yelled "CALL 911 NOW!" when Mario then says "LLLLLLLLets get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE". The rocket starts up and Luigi screams in horror, when the "vehicle" stays for a second and then fly's out of control without taking Luigi with it. The cart is still flying uncontrollably while Luigi is lying there.

The Result: BUSTED

Can 1-up mushrooms bring you back to life?
An old man was walking on the sidewalk when Mario ran over the poor man with his kart, killing him. Mario then throws (what seems to be) a 1-up mushroom at him, the camera then zooms into Mario's face.

'''The Result? BUSTED'''

Do shy guys like toast?
Mario holds a piece of toast in the middle of the desert, waiting for shy guys saying "Come here fishy, fishy. HHEEEEEERE fishy, fishy". At first nothing happened, which Mario then says "Hello?", "Aye", "Yoohoo" and "Hey where did everybody go"and when Mario looks to his left (I think), his head enlarges in surprise with a Metal Gear "!" sound occurs when hundreds upon hundreds of shy guys come toward Mario yelling "TOAST" which overlapped numerous times. Mario screams in fear still holding the toast when the swarm of shy guys run over him. When that was over, Mario is seen as a skeleton (with his hat of course) and gives a thumbs-up.

'''The Result? CONFIRMED (Mario's corpse falls on the ground)'''

Can red shells attack people from far away?
Mario, holding the red shell saying to it "Go little shell! Go kick Wario's ***!". Mario then kicks the shell so it can hit Wario. The camera then switches to Wario, who is laughing in envy (assumingly) with all the garlics and some food items. The phone then rings which catches Wario's attention. When he answers the phone, a Taken reference takes place with Wario listening to what the red shell will do to him. The red shell then hangs up on Wario, frightening him. The doorbell then rings when a scared Wario peeks from the corner, and then open's the door, only to see the pizzaman with well, the pizza saying to him "Hello ma'am heres your pizza" Wario then takes the pizza saying to the man "Have a rotten day" (he didn't even leave a tip). When Wario shoves aside the bottles from the table and opens the box of pizza, he finds the red shell with Swag glasses and a gun saying "Suprise motherf**ker". Wario then literally screams like a girl and is thrown out of the window.

Result: CONFIRMED

Is luigi gay?
Luigi is surprised that he was asked this question. Result: Confirmed

Can stars make you invincible?
Mario grabs a power star, but he is shot to death by someone. On the second try, he surrounds himself with stars, but still shot to death.

Result: Plausible (Pingasible)

Does fishy boopkins have any friends?
It is revealed that fishy boopkins only "friends" are his rubber ducky and a half eaten sandwich. He then breaks the fourth wall by asking the viewer to be his friend.

Result: Busted

Are boos scaredy cats?
A boo is playing a horror game with Mario inside of it. Mario scares the boo and another boo on the couch.

Result: Confirmed

Will SMG4 ever find love?
SMG4 goes out with a computer monitor that has a wig and a face on it.

Result: Busted

Is Dr. Mario actually a real doctor?
Dr. Mario kills every patient in the waiting room.

Result: Busted

Does Bowser love Peach?
Bowser is licking a poster of Peach.

Result: Confirmed

Does Peach love Bowser?
Bowser is dancing outside the castle with a sign with "Do you love me? :D" written on it. Peach sees Bowser from her window and raises her middle finger at him.

Result: Busted

Can mushrooms make your car go fast?
Mario puts mushrooms in the exhaust pipes of his kart. Mario puts his foot on the gas pedal assuming the engine is preparing to go really fast but his cart blew up.

Result: Busted

Can fishy boopkins steal the declaration of independence?
Fishy boopkins stole the declaration of independence but he got crushed outside the museum by 6 police cars.

Result: Plausible (Pingasible)

Is Steve a genius?
Steve invents flying cars by attatching chickens on a car then summoning Colonel Sanders to scare the chickens into flying. After a short flight, the car falls to the ground and explodes.

Result: Confirmed

Is it possible to see John Cena?
Mario meets John Cena but he stabed Mario's eyes with coins.

Result: Busted

Can Mario actually become Paper Mario?
Mario test that out by letting himself getting squashed by a Thwomp but looks more crushed than flated.

Result: Busted

Is Bob the most annoying creature in the world?
Bob asked a nearby man this question but the man dies before finish his question.

Result: Confirmed

Can POW-blocks cause a tsunami?
Mario's first try cause the POW-block to bounce away. The second try have Mario to take down the Earth.

Result: Plausible (Pingasible)

Are the koopa kids actually Bowser's children?
A man says "The results are in, you are the father".

Result: Confirmed

Do piranha plants have legs?
Mario mocks a piranha plant making it come out of the ground. Then it start biting Mario and shaking its butt at him.

Result: Confirmed

Can Mario slap everyone in the kingdom on the a*s in under 10 seconds?
Mario quicky slaps everyone on the ass.

Result: Confirmed

Can Mario survive an a*s whoopin'?
SMG4, Peach, Donkey Kong and Dr. Eggman whack Mario with crowbars. Then they all tied him to train tracks and a guy with a Thomas the Train head shot him with a gun.

Result: Busted

Characters

 * Mario (protagonist)
 * Luigi
 * Old Guy on the street
 * Shy Guy (multiple)
 * Wario
 * Pizza Guy
 * Fishy Boopkins
 * Boo
 * Dr. Mario
 * Toad
 * SMG4
 * Bowser
 * Peach
 * Policeman
 * Steve
 * John Cena
 * Thwomp
 * Bob
 * Koopa Kids
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Piranha Plant
 * Donkey Kong
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Yoshi
 * Cheep Cheep
 * Bob-omb
 * Goomba
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Colonel Sanders

Trivia

 * This epsidoe is a parody of the reality show Mythbusters.