Bob

"oW mY oVaRiEs!"

- Bob

Bob is a character in SMG4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers, introduced in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?. He is a cloaked Garo hobo who lived in the sewers of what would become Ganondorf's castle for over 500 years. Bob's first appearance was in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play? where he helps Mario and Luigi out of the dungeon and defeats Ganondorf with his terrible singing.

He reappears in "DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent", where he tells horrible jokes. He reappears again in "SM64: Mario joins the Circus", where he helps Mario do his work at the Circus, though it ends up badly for him. He then saves Mario from Waluigi, but after he accidentally shoots a baby doll at Donkey Kong, Bob ends up getting mauled. He, alongside Fishy Boopkins, have appeared in many of SMG4's newer videos, and both have a lot of trouble finding friends.

Trivia

 * Bob is not crazy - he's just lonely and he likes himself more than anybody.
 * Bob is an expert on garbage, as he has a degree in "garbology" (the study of garbage), mostly because Bob is a professional piece of garbage.
 * He has not showered in 24 years. This was revealed in SMG4: The Smash 5 Trials.
 * Bob's model is a Garo from The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
 * Bob's voice comes from the free online text to speech service Acapelagroup, where his voice is labeled as.
 * This voice is mostly well known for the phrase "We are in the beam!" which was said in the Update: Invasion in Team Fortress 2.
 * Bob's girlfriend was a trash bag - until she was kicked by Saiko in SMG4: Doki Doki Mario Club.
 * Everyone seems to hate him, including non-human things. For example, at the end of SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL, a tumbleweed refuses to be his friend.
 * However, as of recent videos, people have started to become more accepting of him.
 * Before Mario and Luigi found him, he had not seen anyone in over 500 years.
 * In Hobo Theatre: THE ORIGINS OF BOB, Bob's stolen computer breaks, and Luke makes a side comment as Bob's persona, saying "At least I learned Russian." This suggests that he learned Russian by playing Counter-Strike: Global Offense (CSGO).
 * In Hobo Theatre: THE ORIGINS OF BOB, Bob is said to be originally trash that was accidentally put in a toxic waste field by Wario, where he was mutated into the character we love or despise today.
 * However, for this to be true, Wario had to travel through time and be forced to take out the garbage, which actually does seem legit due to the weird SMG4 universe.
 * Bob appears to be a replacement for SMG69. They both are fans of SMG4 and frequently ask him to be in his bloopers, although SMG69 only once appeared outside of videos involving blooper production. He appeared in SM64: Ssenmodnar 8 (150k Special), where SMG69 asks SMG4 to be in a video before SMG4 throws him into the sun, killing him off. It is possible that this is the reason Bob replaced him.
 * According to (fan-contributed) closed captions, Bob's speaking subtitles use an alternate typesetting of uppercase and lowercase text that represents a mocking tone.
 * In SMG4: Mario's Train Trip, he returns as the main antagonist, which is the first time he reappears as an antagonist.
 * As of SMG4: Mario Battle Royale, Bob now has an SM64 Mario model like Fishy Boopkins, though it's unknown if it'll appear in later videos alongside his usual GMOD ragdoll.
 * In SMG4: The Mario Mafia, Bob said he survived the Vietnam War.
 * He has been shown to be rude, as he once insulted Marie by calling her a “lazy ass sloth”. This angered Marie to the point where she crushed him with a rock. (Though this could be false because the clip was a scene from 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! (SSENMODNAR) by LizzieRatcicle)
 * According to SMG4, Bob isn’t evil - he’s “just an asshole”.
 * Bob‘s voice is sped up slightly in newer videos.
 * Bob‘s dad used to call him “a happy little accident”.
 * According to SMG4: Mario The Ultimate Gamer, Bob is a sore loser.
 * In SMG4: The Mario Carnival, he is revealed to have hair that is the size of a giant.
 * However, the viewer cannot see it, as it is only visible as a shadow. However, Mario and SMG4 see it.
 * Bob is the only character that breaks the fourth wall by asking that there will be War of the Fat Italians 2018, until SMG4 said "No, that's coming out later!", foreshadowing the 8th installment of the series.
 * In the same episode, it is revealed that Bob has the ability to teleport, and is omnipresent.
 * He is one of the few recurring characters who didn’t attend Glitchcon 2018.
 * He has been a T-Pose Zombie, but only for two episodes.
 * Starting with SMG4: The Mario Carnival, Bob often breaks the fourth wall. (although he did that in SMG4: Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL)
 * In SMG4: Mario's Train Trip, he claims that he has a final form, but when pulling the lever to activate it, he just disconnects the train car at the back of the train, so he may have been lying.
 * Starting with SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2018, Bob's eyes are now more expressive but started having expressions in SMG4: Mario University where he in a picture had angry eyes.
 * In "The Mario Purge, Bob claims that he knows Jiu Jitsu in the military.
 * In "Mad Mario" Bob is angry at the internet drought because he needs his daily dose of boobies hinting he watched porn.