R64: Freddy's spaghettiria

Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria is the 205th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the ninth episode in the Retarded64 series. It prominently features the animatronic mascots from the 2014 horror video game Five Nights at Freddy's.

Plot
The episode starts with Mario pretending to be a "psychic italian genie" in an attempt to get some free spaghetti. He answers the questions of Stacy, Luigi, Chain Chomp, Po, Peach, a Goomba, Toad and even SuperMarioGlitchy3 before a Policeman shows up and asks if Mario has a license to run a fake "psychic italian genie" operation, which leads to him being arrested. Mario then checks the prison's community service board and applies for a job at a spaghettiria (Freddy Fazbear's Pizza), to get out of jail. After a skit involving a Slowpoke being late to Halloween, Mario crashes his go-kart in front of the spaghettiria. Upon entering the restaurant, an angry night-guard/policeman is quitting because he was tormented by the animatronics. Mario applies for this job anyway.

12 AM: Mario is understandably upset over the fact that he wasn't given free spaghetti and attempts to leave the office. However, he discovers that Freddy is waiting for him outside the door. Mario tries rapidly turning the door light on and off in an attempt to shoo away Freddy.

1 AM: Mario leaves the security office to search for the kitchen, but he enters the Backstage Area instead. The animatronics become active again, with Freddy following Mario in an attempt to molest Mario. Freddy corners the fatass plumber, but using his very powerless wit, Mario throws a Chica head at Freddy, buying him time to escape. However, Mario is distracted by Foxy playing "Bed Intruder" on a piano. Once Foxy finishes up his song, Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica appear out of nowhere and start dancing. Mario runs all the way back to the security office.

2 AM: Phone Guy calls Mario and rambles about there being twelve-penised demons on the first floor of the spaghettiria, but he gets interrupted by Freddy, Foxy, and Chica. Bonnie arrives for some reason and tells everyone that the spaghettiria is out of pizza. Everyone except for Mario goes insane. Mario pulls out his Cellular Shopper (an item in Mario Party 3) and calls up Mario's Ristorante. Before Mario can order spaghetti, Chica steals the phone and orders pizza. Then Dr. Robotnik, coming out of nowhere, steals the phone and yells "penis" repeatedly at the cashier (SuperMarioFan590) on the other end, who tells him that he doesn't sell "pingas".

2:30 AM: A deliveryman, SuperMarioFan590, arrives at the spaghettiria and gives Chica the pizza she ordered. Chica is happy and immediately starts humping the pizza box to the tune of "Heut ist mein Tag", but the cashier tells her that she owes him $12.95. Instead of paying for the pizza, Chica shows the deliveryman a "magic trick" and shoves him into a Freddy Fazbear suit.

3 AM: Mario claims that the animatronics are more annoying than scary and watches as they go about their nightly activities (Bonnie chasing Justin Bieber, Freddy sticking his finger into Foxy's bottom to the annoyance of the latter, and Chica pretends to shove pizza into a mouth she drew on her abdomen). Golden Freddy appears in the security office, frightening Mario and causing him to bring out his Markiplier impression. Golden Freddy dispenses a plate of spaghetti. Mario walks up to the plate, but the screen is taken over by Toad's face. Mario tries to run away, but Project64.exe, referred to as Mario64.exe, crashes. While SMG4 tries to get PJ64 running again, Mario dreams that he is Foxy during a busy day at the spaghettiria. A Toad shows up and screams "MY NAME'S TOAD, AND I! LIKE! SPAGHETTI!". An annoyed Mario/Foxy punches the Toad, accidentally biting his frontal lobe off. Mario/Foxy refuses to apologize for the bite and wakes up back in the office. Mario is disappointed that it was a dream and wishes that Foxy really had bitten Toad's frontal lobe off.

4 AM: Mario locks out the animatronics and tells them to order their own pizza. Foxy tells him that "he can't hide in there forever". Suddenly, the power meter counter shows up at the screen. Left with only two percent power, Mario thinks fast and throws an Amp at what he thinks is the fuse box. This causes a series of explosions that somehow brings the spaghettiria's power level to "Infinite%". The animatronics go insane and scream that Mario cheated. Foxy somehow opens the left door to the security office, but is immediately crushed by the door. Mario is relieved, but Freddy is standing right behind him. Freddy shoves Mario into a Bonnie suit, but Mario is somehow still alive.

5 AM: Mario installs locks on the office doors and has bloodshot eyes. He watches Foxy offer Chica some spaghetti, but she spits it out and exclaims that "it tastes like shit". Mario walks out of the office and threatens Chica. Foxy jumps in front of Mario and taunts him. Mario pulls out a rocket launcher and blows Foxy to smithereens. Freddy and Chica run for their lives, and an unaware Bonnie gets exploded by Mario. Freddy makes it to the security office, but he shuts the door before Chica can get in. Mario explodes Chica and leaves... or so Freddy thinks. He sees a horrifying face of Mario, who runs directly for the office and stares through the window. Freddy thinks he's safe... but then the power runs out. A music box version of the Toreador March plays as Mario copies Freddy's flashing from the game, and after a few seconds the "dim lights" cut out. Mario brutally attacks Freddy by throwing his limbs at him while shouting "PINGAS" when the bell sounds and the clock changes from 5 AM to 6 AM.

6 AM: The manager arrives, only to find that the spaghettiria has been trashed and that Mario is naked. The animatronics are all lying around, unconscious. The manager is disappointed in Mario, but he doesn't care and asks the manager if he has any food. Chica awakens at the mention of food and asks one final question: "Pizza?".

Characters
.The characters who appear in this episode are:
 * Mario
 * Stacy (cameo appearance, referred as "girl")
 * SuperMarioGlitchy3 (cameo appearance)
 * Angry Indian Guy
 * Luigi
 * Several Goombas
 * Princess Peach (cameo appearance)
 * Toad
 * Chain Chomp (cameo appearance)
 * Po (red Teletubby) (cameo appearance)
 * Policemen
 * Animatronics
 * Freddy
 * Bonnie
 * Chica
 * Foxy
 * Golden Freddy (cameo appearance)
 * Dr. Ivo Robotnik
 * Angry Policeman/Former Night Guard
 * Unnamed Pizzeria Manager
 * FightingMario54321 (cameo appearance)
 * SuperMarioFan590 (as a delivery man)
 * Slowpoke (Pokémon, trick-or-treater) (cameo appearance)
 * Pizza Delivery Guy
 * Justin Bieber (cameo appearance)
 * Koopa Kid (cameo appearance)
 * Bowser (cameo appearance)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (mentioned, no appearance whatsoever)
 * Dead Guy (hidden in the window with the flickering lights of a building)

Trivia

 * Apparently, SMG4 initially didn't want to make a video about Five Night at Freddy's, but he finally did it due to the numerous requests of his fans.
 * This is the second Retarded64 episode to not have the name of Mario in its title, the first being "Retarded64: Retard Karts 101". However, it's the third when the episode "Retarded64: Mario and the 1337 P0lice" is written "Retarded64: The 1337 P0lice" only (that last video has two titles).
 * It could still be Halloween in this episode.
 * However, this can be mostly for the Slowpoke skit. A common joke is having Slowpoke be late to react to major non-recent news, such as Michael Jackson's death.
 * This video is the first in SMG4's bloopers where the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics appear. It is also the second to reference the game, the first being "The Visitor.".
 * This is the second blooper to reference the sprite video Mario's Restaurant, the first being "Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2!".
 * This blooper is the third to have SuperMarioGlitchy3 in it following the upload date of "Spells n' Wiztards" and also to maybe take place before the blooper, the first being "Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness of Eggman (?)", and the second being "The Visitor.".
 * The "STAHP RIGHT THERE!" shirt graphic can be seen next to the community service board, with a slogan saying "If ya want to get out, help out!".
 * The dream Mario has is a reference to a major event in Five Nights at Freddy's known as "The Bite of '87", where Foxy bit off a kid's frontal lobe. (The kid is somehow still alive without their frontal lobe.)
 * The words "I'M HERE" appear for half a second right after Golden Freddy offers the Spaghetti to Mario.
 * "I'M HERE" appears again when Mario says "Alright!" shortly afterwards.
 * Sonic was mentioned by Chain Chomp, but made no appearance whatsoever.
 * Chica is almost incapable of saying anything other than "Pizza!".
 * Bonnie seems to be gay (or bi) since he is a fan of Justin Bieber, in which he keeps a poster of him shirtless, and chases him throughout the pizzeria.
 * Dr. Robotnik might live in the spaghettiria, since he is seen in half of the blooper. However, it is possible he could have just been there.
 * Mario breaks the 4th wall after he goes crazy and chases the animatronics.
 * Golden Freddy uses Toad's face as his kill screen when crashing Project64.
 * Chica somehow survives, since she wakes up upon hearing food prior to the end of the blooper. This could imply the other animatronics have survived.
 * When Mario first looks at the computer, he is cross due to the fact it does not appear in YouTube, this is impossible because computers can't go in YouTube
 * However he might be referring to the cameras.
 * In the actual game, Golden Freddy only appears if you see from the Golden Freddy Poster in the West Hall or typing in the code 1/9/8/7 on the custom night, in the blooper, there is no hint of how he appeared.
 * At about 6:04 into the blooper, a Steam notification can be seen in the upper-right corner.