Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is a gag character that (technically) first appeared in (Retarded64:) Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory, however, this was only his voice, his actual character first appeared in Guards N' Retards: the butt ninja. He is best known for uttering both sensical and non-sensical phrases (most commonly "titty sprinkles") and then randomly exploding. He is currently holding a grudge against Chris, because he attacked Morgan thinking he was "the butt ninja".

Quotes

 * Everybody wants to smell like......titty sprinkles...(explodes)
 * "Everyone Poops", as read by Morgan Freeman, and frankly, I just don't give a sh*t (explodes)
 * Tity [sic] sprinkles...(explodes)
 * I can smell you...(explodes)
 * GOTCHA B*TCH!
 * Mmhmm, I do love me some...titty sprinkles

Trivia
(Note: His character was not originally Morgan Freeman, hence his appearance)]]
 * The quote "titty sprinkles" was voiced by expert impressionist, "knobbycoral", from this video[[File:Screen_Shot_2014-03-18_at_7.26.59_PM.png|thumb|Morgan Freeman's original appearance