SM64 Short: How to Make a Blooper (According to SMG4)/Transcript

This is a transcript for SM64 Short: How to Make a Blooper (According to SMG4).

Script
{The sound of a horn plays as the text “How to make a blooper (according to smg4)” pops up on screen}

{smg4 is inside the castle.}

SMG4: SO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE A BLOOPER? smg4 style?

SMG4: It’s easy all you have to do is lose a few brain cells

{Mario scrolls on screen.}

Mario: Nerd ALERT!

SMG4: NO! Mario! Get out

Mario: Mamaf…

SMG4: There is only 5 easy steps to making bloopers
 * 1) ideas
 * 2) emulaiton
 * 3) smg4 is gay
 * 4) mario is editing this
 * 5) P.S MARIO IS A SEXY BEAST

SMG4: let’s get started

Voice: Number one!

Text: 1. ideas (IMAGINAT--)

{smg4 runs outside the castle.}

SMG4: IDEAS they’re the thigns that inspire you

SMG4: its teh things that bring the video to life

smg4: IF YOU DON’T HAVE IDEAS AND JUST RUN AROUND LIKE AND IDIOT YOUR VIDEOS WILL END UP LIKE THIS

{A clip from Ssenmodnar 4 where a family is spinning around and babbling nonsense plays}

{smg4 and Mario are inside the castle.}

smg4: to get inspired go on the internet and watch stupid videos.

{Mario touches a Fire Flower and catches on fire.}

{smg4 is in the drained moat. Steve is standing to the right of him}

smg4: if you still have nothign then ask your friends

Blinking red text: (smg4 has no friends thats why we have steve)

smg4: oh hello steve, do you have any ideas?

Steve: Doctor Octonogapus!

{Steve’s face turns into the SHOOP DA WOOP face and shoots a laser blast at smg4}

smg4: if you still got nothing at this point, just put stupid dancing and music

{Princess Peach is in a cage spinning around. Bowser, wearing a sombrero, is dancing, and the “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” banana, wearing a sombrero, is shaking maracas.}

Voice: Number two!

Text: 2. EMULATION GAMESANDSTU--

smg4: so this is the part where we learn to emulate super mario 64

{Toad, with a crooked head, walks up to smg4.}

Toad: (spoken) Hey! Can I be in your video?

smg4: get out.

{smg4 punches. Toad runs away.}

smg4: you can personally use a nintendo 64 or a computer

smg4: i’d prefer using the computer

{smg4 turns on the TV only to be greeted by a naked Mario dancing to “What What (In The Butt)”.}

{smg4 appears behind a background with the Project64 logo}

smg4: this program is your best friend, it will allow you to play games on the computer

{Toad pops up on the computer}

toad: HEY SMG4 I HAVE A COLOUR CODE! (spoken) Oh my god SMG4 I have a color code! Add me add me add me add me add me add me!

smg4: well as you can see its infected with retardness as well

{smg4 whips out a rocket launcher}

smg4: Rocket launcher!

{Toad screams while spinning around}

{smg4 is now playing Super Mario 64}

smg4: this is your world where you potray the retardness…

smg4: ummm or you can play games...i dont care

{Nintendofan997 jumps out of a hole which hasn’t even been added yet; instead there is placeholder text reading "insert hole here"}

Nintendofan997: (spoken) Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

{Dramatic close-up on SMG4}

smg4: you can’t make your videos without cheats aswell

{Scroll through a list of cheats for ‘’Super Mario 64’’}

smg4: cool tools that will help like freezing the camera

{smg4 checks the cheat labeled “mario has no legs”}

{In the castle, Mario is standing still. Suddenly, his legs disappear. He runs away, panicking.}

Voice: Number three!

Text: 3. TOOLS. RECORDING AND STUFF

smg4: NOW! you will need to record the game with something

smg4: I use fraps, remember cant be crap like hypercam

{Toad walks back to to smg4 again.}

toad: I’M SM69 ADD ME OR ILL UNSUB! (spoken) I’m supermarioglitchy69. Please add me or I’ll unsubscribe you!

smg4: WILL YOU GO AWAY?!

smg4: its gotta be good unless you want to sink low like mario

{Right next to smg4 is a very low-quality, tinted recording of Mario talking to Toad. Mario notices SMG4 is talking to him}

Mario: (spoken) Mamaf[BEEP]ker!

Nintendofan997: (spoken) Harry, you are a wizard!

smg4: you will also need a video editing program

smg4: i use sony vegas it’s easy to downl-…

{A hand holding a gun appears next to smg4}

smg4: ah- imean legally… buy then download it, loyal fans...

{smg4 runs away}

smg4: SOMEBODY CALL MY LAWYER.!

{Steve scrolls onto the screen with the “SHOOP DA WOOP” face}

Steve: (spoken) Doctor Octonogapus!

Voice: Number four!

Text: #cuatro. editing.

smg4: editing is very important

{The Sony Vegas window.}

smg4: the editing program is your workplace, love it

{Nintendofan997 pops up on screen}

Nintendofan997: (spoken) Harry, you are a wizard!

smg4: differnt programs can produce diffrent outcomes

smg4: each editing program have different effects, filters things provided

toad: (spoken) PLEASE ADD MEEEE!

smg4: (spoken) Shut up! How many fuck—ugh! I’m going crazy here!

{Toad begins to cry.}

smg4: so let’s check the main features of a video editor

{Scroll to the preview screen}

smg4: here we have the preview screen, you know...SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING!

{Scroll to the video effects panel}

smg4: the magic spells or video effects like green screening, these can make bowser even beautiful

{Scroll down to the timeline.}

smg4: and now the timeline...if you dont know this then stop this video and go jump off a cliff then

Voice: Number five!

Text: 5. lets try it.

{smg4 is inside the castle}

smg4: now that we got the basics covered lets try making a video

{smg4 runs to another area in the castle’s hall. Steve is standing there}

smg4: im all out of ideas can someone-….

{He notices Steve, who is bobbing his head up and down}

smg4: ehh bad idea

{smg4 runs up to Mario}

smg4: mario do you have an idea for a blooper?

Mario: (spoken) Oh boy! (babbling)

{smg4 runs up the stairs}

smg4: great idea!

{smg4 is playing Super Mario 64}

smg4: no we got to set it up inside the game.

smg4: remember to use cheat codes like camera freeze to make it look better.

{In Super Mario 64, Mario is running around inside the castle}

smg4: now we got mario here and he’s gonna save the princess

mario: this is stupid...let me do the work

{In Super Mario 64, Mario is doing a dance}

mario: just record little mario doing a sexy dance

{In Sony Vegas, Mario uses the text tool to type “im the sexy” before going back and typing “im the sexiest”}

mario: just add some sexy subtitles

{In Sony Vegas, Mario adds a photo of a frowning taco with a moustache to the video}

mario: and a taco with a moustache

mario: and now we just add everybody dance now music and steve at the end!

smg4: uhh...thanks mario…

{The video features Mario dancing next to a sad taco wearing a moustache while “Everybody Dance Now” plays in the background. At the end, Steve appears with the “SHOOP DA WOOP” face.}

Steve: (spoken) Doctor Octonogapus!

{He shoots a laser}

smg4: congrats..you made your first...uhh thing….

Nintendofan997: (spoken) Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

smg4: (spoken) I’m not a f[BEEP]king wizard!

Nintendofan997: (spoken) For God’s sake, Harry, what is with this language?

{Toad walks up to smg4, breathing heavily.}

toad: (spoken) I LIKE LITTLE BOYS

{Outro plays}

End of video