SMG4: Mario's Hell Kitchen

Synposis
Bowser's come up with a little cooking competition for Mario and friends...

Plot
The episode begins with Bowser welcoming everyone to his cooking show. He explained the show would feature two teams trying to outdo each other in seeing who was more skilled in cooking. Bowser introduced the first team as Team Spicy, consisting of Mario, Meggy, Fishy Boopkins, Bob, and SMG4. The opposing team, Team Thicc, then entered the stage, with the teammates being Saiko Bichitaru, Tari, Luigi, Shroomy, and Toad. The two teams were then given applause from the audience.

Bowser then showed the two team the dishes they were supposed to make. Team Spicy was tasked with making the elusive baked cake, while Team Thicc must make the infamous roast chicken. The teams were sent to the two kitchens, where Bowser explained that each team would be cooking in either one and only have 30 minutes to do so.

SMG4 gave his team jobs,Fishy Boopkins in charge of gathering ingredients, Bob with mixing, and Meggy with frosting, but didn't gave one to Mario (to the latter's dismay) believing his stupidity would get them injured, and even slapped Mario when the latter attempted to help by Pre-heating the oven.

Meanwhile, Fishy Boopkins went to get the ingredients, but didn't know were to start, and mistook the trash bin for the ingredients, and took a can of bleach mistaking it for milk before Bowser asked if he was dumb enough that he can't tell the difference between Bleach and Milk, with the fish responding"Sometimes", causing him to be flung away.

Bowser also confiscates Meggy's Splatoon equipment, not wanting her to repeat what she did to Bob's Mansion, and gives her a normal frosting paste, much to her dismay so she joins Mario in the time out corner. Back to Fishy, he didn't know what to get, so he got everything, and started to look for ingredients in this giant mess, but only managed to find an anime doll. Finding Fishy too slow, Bob pushes him away and starts putting this pile of trash into the bowl, and started mixing it, turning it into basically a dish from hell, a hand was starting to pop out, but Bob pushes him back in the bowl with a broom,telling the hand to tell Satan to call his tits and gives the bowl to SMG4, only for the latter to get attacked by a tentacle popping out of the bowl.

As SMG4 yelled that he needed help, Mario ignored him, saying that if he could not cook, he could not help. Meanwhile in the other Kitchen, Team Thicc was planning their dish, with Toad(carrying a shotgun) saying he gets dibs on the chicken, only for Tari to disappoint him with a fridge full of Chicken, causing the Mushroom to throw away the shotgun, shooting Sans in the process,Saiko wanted to go the lazy route and just put sauce in the chicken so they will be done quickly, only for Bowser to start reprimanding her for attempting to cheat, Luigi tells Bowser to calm down while he was cooking the dish, wanting to be done quick, Toad Grabs Bowser and starts using his fire breath to cook the chicken, burning Luigi in the process and lightning the kitchen on fire.

Back to Shroomy, he asks Tari to cut the carrot, but she doesn't have the courage to cut even a non-living thing, and throws the knife into the other kitchen, destroying Fishy boopkin's doll, so Shroomy asks Saiko instead, unintentionally offending her for being a psycho, who taunts Shroomy saying they could add Mushroom to the dish, back to the now burned Luigi, he goes to grab ingredients and starts to put them in the chicken only for Toad to interrupt him to stop moving as he was busy roasting marshmallow using him as a fireplace, Luigi eventually couldn't take the pain and passed out, much to Toad dismay, as he didn't tell Luigi to stop moving completely.

5 minutes remain, and Tari goes to the enemy kitchen to ask for a fire extinguisher, only to see Mario sitting doing nothing(asking Tari if her team is copying them) Meggy and SMG4 getting pummeled by the tentacle,Bob filming the whole thing, and Fishy distraught over the loss of his doll, despite everything that was happening, SMG4 still refused to let Mario help him.

However, when the tentacle flung SMG4 off and grabbed Meggy, she yelled out for help. Seeing her get attacked, SMG4 was forced to relent, saying he was "okay" at cooking. Happy, Mario grabbed some ketchup and sprayed Bob who was still filming the entire incident with it. He then distracted the tentacle with him, allowing Meggy to be free as it went off after him.

Back at the other kitchen, Saiko asks Shroomy to insult her as she works faster when angry, Shroomy tells she will never be loved with that horrendous face, which was enough for Saiko to start working faster, meanwhile, Mario's tactic failed, and he and Bob went bursting from the other kitchen from the wall, but the tentacle makes the mistake of landing next to Saiko, who proceeds to cut the tentacle in half with a knife, killing it.

Eventually, both teams managed to create their dish just before the timer reached 0. Soon, it was time for Bowser to taste their creation. He started with Team Thicc's roasted chicken but after eating it, he said it tasted like penis, causing the Team Thicc to be sad. He then tried Team Spicy's cake but after taking a few bites of it, he died. The episode ends with Mario concluding that Bowser died because their cake was very delicious, causing Team Spicy to celebrate their "victory".

Main Characters

 * Bowser
 * Mario
 * SMG4
 * Fishy Boopkins
 * Bob
 * Saiko Bichitaru
 * Tari
 * Meggy
 * Toad
 * Luigi
 * Shroomy

Minor Character

 * Mr Carrot

Cameos

 * Sans
 * Mrs. Puff

Continuity

 * SMG4: Mario and the Bob Mansion...: Bowser still had a phobia of Meggy using her guns as what happened the last time she did in their visit to Bob's Mansion.

Cultural reference

 * The episode's name is an obvious parody of the actual Hell's Kitchen. Bowser even says "Where's the lamb sauce?!", one of Gordon Ramsay's most famous quotes from the show.