Mario



Mario (also known as Mario the Sexy Plumber or Mario Gaywalker) is an Italian plumber originally from Nintendo's Mario franchise. As most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers make heavy use of Super Mario 64 and its characters, Mario is one of the main characters in the SMG4verse and appears in most of Glitchy's videos. Mario is often portrayed as a dumb and morbidly obese spaghetti addict. While he seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag, Mario is in reality an attention-hogging, gay and pedophilic streaker who has been arrested several times. In addition, Mario has been depicted as a pervert, zoophile, prostitute, drug addict, and drunkard.

Despite this, Mario is the protagonist of many bloopers, and the aforementioned traits are mostly played for comedy. While he can act somewhat bipolar and is enraged by the slightest things, Mario is often cheerful to the point of annoyance.

Personality
In Nintendo canon, Mario is a friendly plumber who helps anyone in need, devotes most of his time to rescuing the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and participates in sports matches, kart races and "parties" often. However, in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish, lazy, and somewhat brain-dead. Mario acts as a major bother to everyone living in Princess Peach's Castle. He also needs attention: an example is when, during the events of YouTube Mario?!, he created the channel theawesomario to get SMG4's attention and surpass his level of popularity.

SuperMarioGlitchy4
SMG4 seems to be one of Mario's friends; however, the two are prone to incessant fighting, even over minor issues. SMG4 frequently gets fed up with Mario's antics and stupidity, often insulting the plumber with homophobic slurs. Mario also has problems with Glitchy; for example, he finds SMG4's SM64 bloopers unnecessary and stupid, oblivious to the fact that his existence and well-being hinges on the production of these videos. Mario and SMG4's hostility towards each other has practically been monetized with the annual War of the Fat Italians series.

Mario and SMG4 seem to have a love-hate relationship, but they remain friends for several reasons. Glitchy has been shown to care deeply about Mario, and after a particularly tough ordeal will ask the latter for forgiveness. Mario will also get sappy during these scenes, but his emotions have often been used or discarded for comic relief. In short, Mario and SMG4 are perfectly fine with one-another when something crazy isn't happening.

Luigi
Mario has been shown to heavily abuse Luigi by insulting him, beating him up, and, in early bloopers, even resorting to fratricide. It is possible that Mario resents Luigi for outperforming him in Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart and Mario Party. Mario also becomes irate when Luigi out-jumps him in Long jump. Luigi also possesses some bitterness towards Mario, and can, like SMG4, get fed up with Mario's constant stupidity.

Despite their sibling rivalry, Mario and Luigi do seem to truly care for each other. As an example, Luigi once risked his life to rescue Mario from a kidnapper. Luigi also states that Mario is nice to him when sober.

Mario and Luigi's true relation is unclear. While usually said to be brothers (which is canonical in official media, hence the "Bros."), there are conflicting accounts of Mario and Luigi's relation. It has also been suggested that Mario is Luigi's birthparent, that Mario and Luigi met at an orphanage, and that Luigi is Mario's sister.

Toad
In 2011 and 2012 bloopers, Mario was a constant annoyance to Toad. The latter used to have spiteful resentment for Mario, as well as for his specialness and hijinks. Even when Mario was not actually annoying Toad, the fungus showed reservation and a Squidward complex around the plumber.

In more recent bloopers, Toad has started putting up with Mario; in fact, Toad himself has become an incredibly annoying character that Mario himself cannot stand. From 2013 onward, Toad has regularly professed his friendship to Mario in that raspy voice of his.

Bowser
As in Nintendo canon, Mario and Bowser are usually cast as rivals. However, the two can cooperate when working towards a common goal (such as cooking or Peach-hating). Bowser has several claims for his usual hatred of Mario: the plumber has ostensibly crapped on him when the two were infants, as well as made the Koopa King drop his sandwich. Between videos, Mario's relationship with Bowser can range from complete hatred to minor annoyance, and rarely to compassion or cooperation.

Peach
In the earliest bloopers, Mario had a one-way love interest for Peach. Since 2012, however, Mario and Peach have displayed mutual hatred. Mario in particular is sick of saving her and claims that the princess is a bitch. Mario has been revealed to be attracted to her curves, but otherwise seems fed up with Peach's mind-numbing stupidity and vulnerability.

Mario Facts from ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition)
Some of these "facts" are, of course, disputable.
 * 1) Mario eats around 640,000 bowls of spaghetti each hour.
 * 2) Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo.
 * 3) Mario hit puberty when he was 30.
 * 4) Marios can fly with his magical hat
 * 5) Mario farted over 13,456 times in the castle.
 * 6) Mario isn't right or left handed, meaning he's probably ambidextrous.
 * 7) Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys.
 * 8) Luigi is actually Mario's sister.
 * 9) Mario is actually Chinese but he changed to Italian.
 * 10) Mario's last name is "The Plumber".
 * 11) Princess Peach is Mario.Images (34).jpg
 * 12) Mario's favourite color is breasts.
 * 13) Mario's birthday is at 31/13/1942 or something similar.
 * 14) Mario's middle name is "Sexy."
 * 15) Mario has children and their names are Toad.
 * 16) Mario has no teeth.
 * 17) Mario's overalls were created from dirt.
 * 18) Mario was going to star in JB's music video, but got kicked due to destroying everything.
 * 19) Mario has no fingers.
 * 20) Everyone's eyes are blue.
 * 21) Everyone stole Mario's moustache style.
 * 22) Bowser hates Mario because he made him drop his sandwich.
 * 23) Mario wears contact lenses and panties.
 * 24) Mario's nose originally was a genetic mutation.
 * 25) Mario rates this video 0/10

Trivia

 * Mario has been shown to eat food from the dumpster. But he dosen't do that most of the time.
 * Mario thinks that the elderly are useless. For instance, in Who let the chomp out?, Mario asks Toadsworth if the latter is going to throw his walking stick at the Chain Chomp to defeat it.
 * Mario once ate 35 bowls of spaghetti in 5 seconds.
 * Mario has a Youtube channel called Theawesomario and currently has over 16,000 subscribers.
 * Mario likes to jump off of the castle roof.
 * Th (10).jpg acting inane, Mario is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
 * Mario was made by SuperMarioGlitchy4's clone machine.
 * Mario doesn't know how to cook.
 * Mario can transform into a Super Saiyan.
 * Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti.
 * While this status has likely been phased out via negative continuity, Mario has been transformed into a wizard.

Pokémans
Mario has owned and battled several Pokémans in the Super Pokéman 64 side-series.
 * Super Useful Luigi, which can Mega Evolve into Weegee. Currently in party.
 * Mentally Pissed Off Toad, evolved from a Foongus. Attacked Mario by screaming. Not caught.
 * Magikarp, caught during the events of GYMS AND BADGES. Flew away "Released".
 * Torchic, caught by Mario in a failed attempt to retrieve his badge from Steve. Stolen by Traded to Steve.