SMG4: Mario Battle Royale/Transcript


 * Glitchy Boy and SMG4 Intro*

* Bomberman 64 Green Garden Theme Plays"

Mario: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! NEW SMASH GAME!

Mario: LUIGI, ARE YOU EXCITED!?

Luigi: Gee, i dunno Mario. There was alot of fighting in the last one :(

Luigi: I hope this one is less violent...

* Idubbbz What are you fucking gay? from mario*

M. Hand: Greetings everyone, thank you all for coming for the new smash brothers game.

* Mario Being the only one that screams Wooo!*

M. Hand: Some of you may have noticed the roster being a bit bigger...

* Kermit saying "I'll fuck you up"*

* Luigi gets a backpack and mario says "What the fuck? Come here fishy fishy"

M. Hand: So basically you're all gonna kill each other battle royale style, Okay? Okay...

* Luigi says "What a fuck?" While mario is happy"

* Mario Looses his backpack and says "Fuck"*

Mario: Oh man... fighting each other in an arena?

Mario: This is gonna be great!

* King DeDeDe Strugling not to be killed by kirby"

M. Hand: Oh yeah, forgot to say. This island is littered with guns and crap to kill people with

M. Hand: Have fun bro!

Mario: I'm don't wanna die, i didn't Sign up for this crap!

Mario: Crap i need a weapon... OOO!

Mario: C'mon jesus... please let there by something!

Mario: God damn it, just take my clothes i don't wanna die yet :(

SMG4: What!? I don't want your clothes i want to win!

Mario: Fine, i'll be a meatshield damn it

SMG4: Crap dude, we're pinned. What are we gonna do!?

Mario: Don't worry dude, i got this...

SMG4: Nice shot man, I think we should work together!

SMG4: We should move out before they found our asses.

Mario: Awh man :( I don't want to walk

Mario: Let's just stay here and play monopoly :D

SMG4: There will probably be food on the way...

Mario: Let's get going!

Luigi: Oh am i glad to see you guys! Do you wanna make a team?

SMG4: Oh crap! Mario get your ass over here!

SMG4: Ok... stay low and follow my lead, Mario...

Mario: Dammit! NO loot!

Toadette: it's mine! I found it first!

SMG4: Godammit... We better help her...

Mario: I Can't

Mario: Feel

Mario: My

Mario: Ass

Mario: Well? Where's Mario's thank you?

SMG4: For what!? Almost getting us killed?!

Mario: No silly! I scored us some cool loot! :D

SMG4: We're screwed.

Mario: Uh... Why are they coming towards us? ...

SMG4: YOU IDIOT THEY'RE HEAT SEEKING MISSILES!

M. Hand: Oh yeah, you don't want to touch this forcefield! You better move yo ass!

SMG4: Let's go you idiot!!!!

Shroomy: Woohoo! Oh Boy! Can't wait to get my World Domination Badge!

Shroomy: What was that?

Mario: Oh Mama... Mia! I can't go on, my fat is burning...

Bob: Out of the way bitches i spotted that car first.

Bob: Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh sorry guys.

Bob: Hahahahahahahaha!

Mario: GIVE ME BACK MY CAR!

Saiko: Hey!....

Saiko: You boys ready to die?...

Saiko: DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU BOYS DID!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh Bob! I think you and i are gonna win! Yaaay!

Bob: There can only be one.

Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh No!

Bob: LOL Get Recked bitches Bob can be the only winner of this game!

Bob: The fuck is this?

Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! Somebody help me!!!

Fishy Boopkins: I haven't watched all my anime yet! I don't wanna die!

Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! This is it!

Fishy Boopkins: This is it. Can't hold on much longer!

Fishy Boopkins: Ahhhhhhh! What? Saiko?

Saiko: What? I'm only saving you so i can kick your ass later...

Fishy Boopkins: MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

FM: Take him! Not Me!!!

SMG4: Ah Crap! How did the forcefield already catch up with us?!

M. Hand: Things are getting intense! There seems to be not many contestants left...

M. Hand: and the forcefield is closing in fast!

SMG4: Nooo! We're blocked! ...Umm, Mario can you stand still for a second?

Mario: Wah?! HEY!!! What about Mario!?

M. Hand: And FINISH! Alright Folks, Games over. See this flag I stole it from Game and Watch's corpse? it means over.

M. Hand: And the winner is...

M. Hand: woohoo. Winner Winner, here's some chicken dinner as your prize, i think that's what these battle royales do at the end.

Mario: You made me murder all my friends and family..... for some chicken dinner?.....

M. Hand: Hooray, we all had fun. Yeah? Great. Ok, who's ready for another round?

END.