We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody/Transcript

(Luigi walks to Wario Bros. Residents and meet up with Waluigi)

Luigi: Hey! Waluigi...I'm sick of Mario... and everyone treating me like a no-body....

Instead of being a B-class hero... I want to a B-class villain, like you! Will you teach your ways?

Waluigi: Have you captured a hero?

Luigi: No!

Waluigi: Have you ever ...um.. kicked a old man?

Luigi: Nooo!

Waluigi: Hmm...we're going to have in...

How to be a villain!

(Waluigi plays a saxophone)

Wah!

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Imma number one! Wah!

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!

(Waluigi place Waluigi's Villian Boot Camp on the screen)

Waluigi: Imma number one!

(Cut to Waluigi teaching and Luigi is in a chair)

 Waluigi:Now listen closey...

Luigi: Ok

Waluigi: If you wanna be like Waluigi...

Then youre gonna have to listen to me! If being an evil villain is your goal...

(Waluigi points to a sign with Waluigi on it)

Waluigi:Then you have to be a big asshole

(Waluigi kicks the sign and Old Man Hobo  gets crushed)

Waluigi: Wahaha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> (Cut to Waluigi and Luigi in a forest)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: First change your speech and WAH around.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Make sure to only make that sound!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: Weegee?

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: No,no, no! Not like that.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Cut to Waluigi peeking around a corner)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi screams "WAH!" and scares Frankie)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Frankie: AH! OMG! OMG! Oh!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: Wow

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: (to Bowser) Wa.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Bowser punches Luigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Cut to Waluigi kicking a mailbox with a building on fire in the background)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi kick a rock and <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;"> does a evil laugh)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Cut to  <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi put posters up of him)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi puts a poster of him)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi hits Luigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Imma number one!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Cut to Waluigi and Luigi in a bush near Mario)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Hahaha.. Now look at this Bomb,that I just bought. When I say "WAH", Be ready to thrah! Wah!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi hits Waluigi with bomb)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi:Throw it at him not me! Ugh, lets try something else.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Bob-omb blows up on Waluigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Cut to Waluigi with a Spiny Shell)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Now listen here, throw this shell! It sure to make him go through hell!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi throws Spiny Shell at Mario)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi:  <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Hahahaha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Spiny Shell targets Waluigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Wait, what? Wait! No,NOOO!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi gets blown up)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Cut to  <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi chasing Mario with a net with Luigi following)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">( <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi is chasing Mario with a tank which Luigi is pushing <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi is raging)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi dress Luigi as spaghetti)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Wa, ha ha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Mario: Hmm?

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: No!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Mario:WHOOO!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Mario goes to eat Luigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi traps Mario in a cage)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi:Imma number one!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">( Waluigi pushes the cage with a surprise Mario inside to his base)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: Ohhhhh.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi:Wa hah ha ha ha ha ha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Mario crying)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi sneaks by Waluigi and frees Mario)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Mario: RUN BITCH!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi gets on a mech and <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;"> chases Mario and Luigi)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Imma number one!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Luigi hits trash can/garbage bin purposely and  <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">banana <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;"> comes out)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Mec slips on banana peel)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi lands on the ground)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Waluigi number one!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Waluigi does the dab and takes out rocket launcher but his mech <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;"> falls on him)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Mario: BITCH!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Luigi: I'm...sorry Waluigi. I guess I'm not cut out to be a crappy villain.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">(Mario and Luigi walk away)

<p style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Waluigi: Wah... Stupid plumber think he's so dumb. My ass will show them. I hate my life. But I will always be Number 1...!