SM64: Like a bowser (like a boss parody)

Like a Bowser is a parody of like a boss

Lyrcs
mr. bowser, thank you for coming to our evil villian interview. no problem, I'm bowser :3 so can you tell us about a day in the life of bowser? well the first thing I do is...

steal some stars (like a bowser) order troops (like a bowser) burn a village (like a bowser) play some golf (like a bowser) steal the princess (like a bowser) punch luigi (like a bowser) scam some coins! (like a bowser) eat a mushroom (like a bowser) hit on peach! (like a bowser) get rejected (like a bowser) cry sadly (like a bowser) rick astley (like a bowser) push this lever! (like a bowser) justin bieber (like a bowser) invade mario's house! (like a bowser) demand a hug! (like a bowser) get my ass kicked! (like a bowser) date daisy! (like a bowser) she's a man!? (like a bowser) what the hell!?(like a bowser) get fired! (like a bowser) smoke some mushrooms (like a bowser) crap on mario's house (like a bowser) hug my son! (like a bowser) for some money! (godammit I can't do it! it's so gay!) jump off a ledge (like a bowser) FRICKEN WEEGEE! (like a bowser) rage on mario kart (like a bowser) turn into superman (like a bowser) fly around (like a bowser) crash into luigi (like a bowser) now I'm ded (like a bowser)

...ummm that's a normal day in the life of bowser? you date a man and smoke mushroom? you know it :3 I don't even know why i'm here anymore i'm bowser shut up you said it 9000 times i'm bowser i'm gonna go i'm bowser SHUT UP! (like a bowser)