DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow

Overview = DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow, more often simply called Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow, is the 238th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Plot
To start the episode off, we get introduced to the Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow in which the concept is that 2 players usually duel in a set of 3 games, which include questions, chance wheels, and questions you need to answer with the entire family.

The host, known only by as the Tubbiehost is instructed by his assistant cameraman that since no one ever watches the show, they apparently don't have any available contestants. So in short, they get two random people in which one is clearly better than the other. That being Frankie the seven year-old toad, and well of course, Mario.

During the first round, it would appear that any question given to Frankie is related to Mario's sexuality, if in any case made him seem like he would win. This is especially implied when Mario goes cross-eyed during the question, "Who is the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom?" and he apparently thinks it's Luigi. The score is 1 (Frankie) to 0. (Mario.) After a few more death threats made by Mario, we move on to the second round, where it's apparently about spinning a star-shaped wheel with 5 different results, those being a coin, a bowser symbol, a PINGAS symbol, a "?" symbol, and a Tinky Winky symbol. The catch is if you land on any symbol, you'll have to deal with a mini challenge. There's even more failure alongside Mario's part, during his raging fit with Bowser after getting a melon as a prize, and his prize for answering Chomp's question. It was a free holiday ticket to Tubbieland, obviously setting off his fumes even more. The score is currently 27 (Frankie) to -1. (Mario.)

Characters

 * Mario
 * Frankie
 * Tubbiehost
 * Lakitu (cameo)
 * Princess Peach (cameo)
 * Toadsworth (cameo)
 * Luigi (cameo)
 * Bowser (cameo)
 * Chain Chomp (cameo)
 * Yeti Monster (debut, minor)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (cameo)
 * Dr. Eggman (cameo)
 * Narrator (offscreen, cameo)
 * Old Man Hobo (minor)
 * Yoshi (minor)
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4 (minor)
 * Toad (minor)
 * Wario (minor)
 * Wizard (minor)
 * Steve (minor)
 * Gourmet Guy (minor)
 * Teletubbies (cameo)
 * Dumbledore (cameo)

Trivia

 * AeroBlast43o9 gets a big credit for the family feud and question duel map.
 * It's impossible to make negative points in a gameshow. However this happened in the blooper.

Transcript
(SMG4 intro.)

Mario (in his real human picture): Hellooooo!

(Cue DerpTV Network ident, with a drugged Lakitu and the word "PRESENTS" at the bottom of the screen, Earth in the background and the channel title at the top. The logo of the video then appears. Cut to a cheering crowd at a stage, then to the front of the stage. Tubbiehost then appears.)

Tubbiehost: WELCOME all! to SUPER HAPPY FUN FUN GAME SHOW! and im your host: TUBBIEHOST! on this, we'll be putting out contestants in aseries of fun fun games! LET US MEET THE CONTESTANTS!

(Cut to a part of the stage. A curtain opens, but reveals nothing. Cut back to Tubbiehost.)

Tubbiehost:What the fuck confound it, where's my contestants?! (Lakitu appears)

Lakitu: uh sir, no one ever watches this show so we have no contestants...

Tubbiehost: (holding a gun) THEN YOU BETTER GET ME SOME NOW!!!

Lakitu: Aaaah!! (flies away)

(Cut to a part of the stage. Mario drops. Frankie appears.)

Frankie: Yahoo!

(Cut to Tubbiehost and Lakitu.)

Lakitu: that red one was eating food in our dumpster...and the toad was...humping the studio wall. (flies away)

Tubbiehost: (voice dialogue) Oooooohhhh! (text dialogue) let's meet the contestants!

(Cut to Mario.)

(Mario. Age: ?. IQ: ?. Weight: >1000kg.)

Mario: Okie dokie, get ready to move your penis.

(Cut to Frankie.)

(Frankie. Age: 7. IQ: 175. Weight: fatty.)

Frankie: Somebody kill me!

(Cut to Tubbiehost.)

Tubbiehost: Very Good. Go! Go! Go!

(Game 1 - Question DUEL!)

Tubbiehost: ITS A TEST OF WIT. ITS A TEST OF SMARTNESS. ITS A TEST OF HOW DUMBASS YOU ARE! it's question duel time!

(Cut to Mario)

Mario: Wahoo! Im the winner!

(Cut to Frankie)

Frankie: huh. you are just a gut-less fatso!

(Cut back to Mario)

Mario: WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA!!! (Cut to Frankie) You son of a Bitch! (Mario attacks him)

(Tubbiehost appears.)

Tubbiehost: oh! who's first!?

(Cut to the screen stage. Screen shows "Mario's turn" text. Cut to Frankie and Mario. Mario surprised. Cut again to screen stage. Question: Who is the ruler of the mushroom kingdom?. Cut again to Mario.)

Mario: Ooooooooooooohhh! (his eyes cross outward)

(Cut to Tubbiehost.)

Tubbiehost: dear god...it's only the first question...and he's cross eyed

(Cut to Mario. Answers of the question are "Princess peach", "Princess robotnik", "Princess luigi" and "Princess daisy".)

Mario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

(The camera changes angles, with a speech bubble appearing next to Mario with a princess dress. Heavy's head appears on top of the dress, which then changes into Justin Bieber, a guy cosplaying as Peach, Dr. Robotnik, SMG4 and finally Luigi.)

Princess Luigi: I'm a f*cking pretty princess! (wears glasses) Oh ho ha ha ha ha!

Mario: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! (he chooses "Princess luigi", which in fact, is the wrong answer. Cut to the stage screen which shows a red "X" with a guy saying "Gayyyyy!". Cut back to Mario who is swearing. Luigi appears in a princess dress again)

Luigi: Oh hell no!

(Cut to screen stage. Screen shows "Frankie's turn" text. Cut to Frankie.)

Frankie: Yahoo! Here we go!

(Cut to screen stage. Question: "is mario gay?". Cut again to Frankie, with all answers showing "yes".)

Frankie: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! (chooses the left bottom answer)

(Cut to the stage screen which now shows a correct symbol while a stretched Mario face appears wooing. Cut to Mario and Frankie. Mario gets more angry, while Frankie dances.)

Frankie: Yahoo! (several times)

Mario: Aw sh*t!

(Tubbiehost appears with a score. Frankie's score (indicated by a cartoon design of him) becomes 1, while Mario's (indicated by a Mario head with crossed eyes) is zero.)

(Cut to the stage screen. It's "Mario's turn" again. Cut back to Mario.)

Mario: (angry) Mario get you next time!

(Cut to the stage screen. A question shows up showing "what is the Colour of toadsworth's underwear he's got on right now?". Cut to Mario, who is now a surprised ragdoll.)

Mario: Mama f**ker! (answers show up reading "Pink?", "blue?", "DAFUQIDONTKNOW" and "RED?") WILL YOU FREAKING OH MY GOD?! AHHHH!