Greg

"shut up, greg."

- Swagmaster69696969696

"greg is here to help!"

- Greg

Admiral Greg is a character from Guards N' Retards: the butt ninja. He is one of Chris and Swag's superiors, along with Sergeant Mark and the Tubbie Wonka. Swag has nipple twisted him several times.

Personality
Greg has a "no nonsense" attitude, and always puts following the rules ahead of everything else. Because of this, nobody really likes him.

Appearances

 * Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja
 * Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things

Quotes

 * Hey! You're not suppose to be here!
 * aaargh
 * Greg is here to help! Hello ma'am! Can I help you? (gets shot)
 * I'm back b*tches!
 * Hey guys! I heard you screaming! Is everything alright?