The Police


 * The Police has different types of police in SMG4's bloopers. See Police (Disambiguation).

"STAHP RIGHT THERE!"

The Royal Mushroom Kingdom Police (RMKP) (also known as the singular forms Officers and Cops) are primarily blue recolours of Marios that primarily serve as the residential and uniformed federal law enforcement in the Mushroom Kingdom. Whenever they appear, it is often out of nowhere and proclaim "STAHP RIGHT THERE!" upon doing so. They are often portrayed as being the enemies of Yoshi, as he regularly commits tax fraud. The policemen are notable for their overly violent behavior when handling crimes. Due to this, their actions come off as less like justice and more like police brutality. They're also very stupid and gullible, as they will arrest anyone who commits a crime, even if it is accidental, or for a good reason. They also have a liking for donuts, just like several real life policemen. In fact, some of the reasons why they arrest or attack the main cast (as well as give a 5-star wanted level) is due to them either ruining (In R64: Stupid Mario Kart, Fishy Boopkins accidentally ran over a cop's donut) or stealing their donuts (In SMG4: If Mario was in... Deltarune, Mario stole Undyne's donut, which resulted in her getting so mad that she gave him a 5-star wanted level and called the military on him).

They appear in a number of SuperMarioGlitchy4's. The policeman's color code is blue all over, except his skin which is left at the default color, however as of SMG4: The Mario Café, they use a new custom model resembling normal policemen.

Some of them are shipping police officers, as shown in Mario Preschool.

Appearances

 * Crime Time
 * Smg4 vs. Smg3
 * Mario Swag
 * Thugger Hugger
 * Party Rock Prisoners
 * Awkward Weddings
 * 0% of Spaghetti
 * A lost Luigi
 * Mario Swag
 * Spaghetti law
 * 101 Ways for Mario to Die (the right way!)
 * Free Lunch for Mario
 * Retarded64: Retard karts 101
 * Retarded64: the 1337 p0lice
 * Birthday freakout
 * Super Mario Attorney
 * R64: A Dose of Dr. Mario
 * 99% beroken
 * The Wacky Wario bros.: the Winning Ticket.
 * Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST edition)
 * Sonic the derphog: Eggventure (GET IT!?)
 * SwagQuest
 * Retarded64: Mario for Hire.
 * Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness of Eggman (?)
 * The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem
 * The Visitor.
 * SM64: Halloweegee Special 2014
 * Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria
 * SM64: The Retardness of 2014
 * Retarded64: Son of a Bowser.
 * Can the Villager come out to play?
 * Retarded64: The Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.
 * SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown
 * The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins
 * Retarded64: Mario the Olympian
 * DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent
 * SM64: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!
 * The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS
 * Retarded64: Stupid Mario Kart (Gmod police)
 * Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE (Gmod police)
 * SMG4: Mario VS Donkey Kong
 * SMG4 Halloween 2017: Trick Or Treat Wars (Gmod police)
 * SMG4: The Movie Audition
 * SMG4 Christmas 2017: The XMAS Discovery
 * Guards N' Retards: The Vacation (Gmod police)
 * SMG4: Mario's Dangerous Delivery (Normal and Gmod)
 * SMG4: Mario Preschool
 * SMG4: The Mario Café
 * SMG4: Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
 * SMG4 Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing
 * SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt
 * SMG4: Super Challenge 64
 * SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape
 * SMG4: The Japan Trip
 * SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION!

Prisoners
WARNING: Not in chronological order.
 * Luigi (for the first time): Arrested for accidental murder.
 * Mario (for the first time) and Toad: Arrested for bank robbery and multiple minor offenses.
 * Enzo: Arrested for attempted murder on Mario, SMG4 and SuperMarioGlitchy3.
 * Mario (for the second time): Arrested for reckless driving.
 * Mario (for the third time): Arrested for animal theft.
 * Luigi (for the second time): Arrested for demonic ritual.
 * Mario (for the fourth time): Arrested for public nudity.
 * Mario (for the fifth time) and SMG4: Arrested for using confiscated stuff.
 * Bowser: Arrested for child kidnapping (which he was actually innocent for).
 * Yoshi: Arrested for tax fraud.
 * Meggy: Arrested for shipping (which Fishy Boopkins framed her for).
 * Fishy Boopkins: Arrested for illegal shipping.
 * SMG4: Arrested for being a dangerous meme dealer.
 * Frankie: Arrested for crashing an ice cream truck into the police station.

Trivia

 * In Crime Time, they mostly appear as Garry's Mod models.
 * The policemen are an homage to Sergeant Anous (played by Ian Hecox) of Smosh fame. Even using the same voice clips of the latter.
 * The Policemen have a new custom model as of SMG4: The Mario Café.
 * They were prominent in Mario Preschool, where they arrested six of the main cast members (except Bob), and Yoshi.