User blog comment:The Zog./Learn to speak Hebrew/@comment-24846733-20160615010311/@comment-4955311-20160615221945

Greatest empires who ever lived?

First you let Charlemagne become a HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR OVER GERMANY, then you're broken up into a thousand different fucking pieces, then you wait a fucking eternity for goddamn Bismark to come and reunite the fucking Krauts, then you declare war on Russia because Austria-Hungary, AUSTRIA HUNGARY, A COUNTRY THAT COULDN'T EVEN SETTLE ON A SINGLE UNHYPENED NAME, because they were butthurt a terrorist that had no affiliation with any government came from a small patch of land they were kind of close to and shot some heir, not even a serving official, that no one even liked. Then you waste four years sending young boys into the field to jump in trenches and die of syphilis because God knows trench warfare was very effective. Then the war ends and you people just let all the blame fall on you even though you've basically done nothing, and you simply let your territories, your military, and 13 vigintillion Papiermarks be stolen away from you complacently. Then you spend 20 years spending 100 trillion Papiermarks on bread and wheelbarrows until you let some dumbfuck with a stupid mustache and a misshapen micropenis with a messed up urethra rise to power([http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html and I'm not making that up, he had a micropenis, one testicle, and his urethra was on the shaft of his cock, it's called penoscrotal hypospadias, look it up). You killed a shitton of Jews, gays, and Poles, who probably couldn't turned the state of your country around because at this point anyone was smarter than the German people, then you lose another war and in modern times are only known for funny sounding sausages and Oktoberfest.

That's not even mentioning the fact you sided with Italy in both of the largest wars in history. Twice Zen, TWICE. At least the Rome left Judea WE KNEW TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.