SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2!

'''Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2! 'is the second installment of the Cooking with Bowser and Mario'' series.

Plot
The video starts off with Mario introducing himself and his new resturant to the viewer. After walking through the result of SMG4 getting bored in Gmod, Mario introduces Bowser to the viewer, who is obviously hard at work humping a melon. Mario is disturbed (who wouldn't be?) and gets Bowser back to actually cooking edible materials. Cue the title card!

Mario and Bowser first attempt to make Italian ravioli, the second best dish in the world. Mario tells Bowser to hand over the ingredients, but instead of buying the ingredients, he bought Doritos instead (thanks to the shop owner). Mario calls Doritos stupid and gets punched into a shelf of very expensive ingredients. Bowser throws a bag of Doritos onto the stove, which transform into ravioli thanks to the power of good editing. Mario, somehow surviving one of Bowser's punches, attempts to consume the ravioli, but a plate of spaghetti sees him. The spaghetti, incapable of handling this not-rejection, proceeds to kill yet another Mario clone with a minigun.

Next our lovable duo of a giant fire-breathing turtle and a retarded fatass plumber try to make a Yoshi omelette. Mario spots some Yoshis and sets off an overly elaborate scheme. Dr. Robotnik gives Birdo a signal, who gives Link a signal to throw a rock at a bob-omb. The bob-omb blows up a toad, causing him to panic and hit a "FIRE" button. A Heavy runs through with a sandvich dangling from a ladder on his back, where he touches a button that summons toast. The Shy Guy manning the front desk then grabs the toast and hits a button that causes Bowser to descend from the ceiling... where he promptly breaks the table the Yoshis were sitting at. Oopsie. Then one of the Yoshis lays an egg. Back in the kitchen, Mario cracks the egg, only for a guy to come out of it and say "Surprise, motherf**ker." Mario is frightened by this.

There's still a lot of video left, so SMG4 has the two cook up some Old Man Soup. Mario calls in Bowser to help him find an old man. Bowser cocks a shotgun and follows Mario outside. Mario spots an old man and goes searching for him, while Bowser screams like a little girl. The old man brutally mangles Mario, so Bowser throws his shotgun at him instead of, you know, FIRING IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Bowser's grandmother shows up for some reason and tells him to "do the right thing". He then proceeds to use his fire breath... which somehow misses the old man and sets Mario ablaze. The old man starts chasing after Bowser, who attempts to escape but gets stuck in the doorway and is being rapidly assaulted by the old man. Mario says that "he's got you bro" and proceeds to use a TANK to subdue the old man. One jump cut later, the old man is in a cage, Mario appears to be somewhat injured/exhausted/mortified, and Bowser has a missile up his arse. Mario tries to get the old man to make him soup, but he refuses. Mario then punches the old man, who complies with his demands and flies away. However, the soup was cold. This made Mario slightly upset.

Mario then tries to make "a simple dish", but is interrupted by an old lady who appears out of nowhere and yells "Raisins!". Mario tries to get the old lady to go away, but she pulls out a pistol and aims it at Mario. The old lady then rambles off a list of raisin ingredients, which include: cottage cheese, medicine, a scroll, a football helmet, a graveyard, and an old man. Bowser appears in the kitchen and tries to tell Mario that there is a situation, but an axe gets thrown at him by the old lady. Mario follows Bowser outside, who reveals that the Shy Guy cashier isn't there anymore. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the resturant, SMG4 is demanding that he recieves a burrito. The Shy Guy cashier shows up at his table and realizes that he has toast on his tray, so he completely obliterates the table in an attempt to retrieve the toast. Mario decides that he has to be the cashier, leading to a short segment that's actually a SMG4-ized version of "Mario's Restaurant ".

The final "cooking" segment is a special guest segment! Mario calls in a purple Teletubbie, who announces that he will be cooking Tubby Custard. Bowser comments on how this isn't going to end well, while Bowser Jr. appears in the background and acts like an average Gmod ragdoll. The Tubby Chef reveals his assistant, Walter White, who proceeds to make a bowl of Tubby Custard (behind curtains). Mario complains that he wants to watch Walter make the custard, so he runs past the Tubby Chef's curtains. Walter White puts some weed into the tubby custard bowl. Mario proclaims that using plants to make Tubby Custard is boring and adds a mushroom to the unfinished bowl of custard. This was probably Mario's 'WORST. IDEA. EVER. YES, THE VERY WORST IDEA MARIO HAS EVER ACTED ON,' as Shrek rises from the bowl and proceeds to absolutely wreck Mario's restaurant with the power of Caramelldansen, before flying away to the moon while laughing maniacally.

Bowser announces to the viewer that the events that just happened were all they had time for, and he expresses regret that he couldn't show how he makes his famous "chilli" biscuits. After incinerating a Toad to a skeleton (to the enjoyment of millions), Bowser wonders why Mario hasn't said anything and questions if he's alright. Mario is shown to be in a comatose state after seeing mysterious symbols that he believes are connected to the Illuminati. Mario snaps out of his vegetable state and yells "ILLUMINATI!". Dr. Robotnik shows up and asks what happened to his restaurant. Mario, Bowser, and the Shy Guy abscond after realizing that he figured out that they stole his restaurant from him. Robotnik laments over the destruction, but is interrupted by SMG4 still demanding his burrito. Robotnik shuts him up by shooting him in the face killing him and ushering in a new era of world peace and endless spaghetti rain.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Bowser
 * Shy Guy
 * Yoshi(s)
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4 (3 cameos)
 * Luigi
 * Nintendofan997 (cameo)
 * Tubby Chef (first appearence)
 * Buzzy Beetle(s) (cameo)
 * Bowser Jr. (cameo)
 * Ivo Robotnik
 * Heavy (cameo)
 * Old Man
 * Birdo (first appearence, cameo)
 * Toad (2 cameos)
 * Waluigi (3 cameos)
 * Blooper (fish) (cameo)
 * Baby Mario (2 cameos)
 * Boo (cameo)
 * Bowser's Grandmother (cameo)
 * Crazy Woman (introduced as Old Lady)
 * Shrek (first appearance)

Trivia

 * This is the sequel to "Cooking with Bowser and Mario".
 * This is the first appearance of Shrek, Birdo and the Tubby Chef.
 * This is the third appearance of Bowser's grandmother. The first was "Cooking with Bowser and Mario" and the second was "SM64 guides: Toadsworth's How to - Princess".
 * When Shrek flies off to the moon, it can be said that it might be a reference to a YouTube video known as, "Check Yourself, Before You Shrek Yourself". The moon, despite being full in this blooper, can remember that the DreamWorks logo has a moon.
 * A running gag is this video is SMG4 asking "Where's my burrito?", as well as Toad getting burned three times in the videos duration.

Mistakes

 * Dr. Robotnik assisted Bowser in getting the ingredients for the Yoshi omelette. How did he not know it was his restaurant?