Guards N' Retards: The Vacation/Transcript

(the video starts off with the Glitchy Boy intro and the SMG4 hat appearing on screen)

Swagmaster (shoots the SMG4 hat off the screen): Ah gross, get that s**t out of here! (to viewers) You guys thought I was gone?! You can't get rid of me!!! Run the intro b***hes!

(the Guards N' Retards intro plays)

Swagmaster: HOLY TITS ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG

(TBA)