Swagmaster69696969/Relationships

This is a relationship between Swagmaster69696969696.

Chris
Chris is Swagmaster's best friend. He serves as the "straight man" to Swag's quirkiness. Although it doesn't stop Swag from verbally and physically abusing Chris, Chris is the only person Swag cares about even a little bit other than himself. A running gag is for Swag to blame Chris for things that are actually Swag's fault.

Superiors
Swag dislikes being told what to do, and so often behaves hostile towards people of a higher rank than him.

Sergeant Mark
Swag does have any neutral relationship with him and occasionally get along with each other.

Admiral Greg
He hates Greg especially, and often "nipple twists" him to get him to shut up.

Tubbie Wonka
Not much known about their personal relationships.

Pointy Boob Lady
Swag was infatuated by the Pointy Boob Lady's pointy breasts the moment he saw her, and tries to hit on her multiple times unsuccessfully. When he accidentally killed her, he only cared about the "FREE POINTY BOOBIES!!!".

SMG4
Apparently, Swagmaster doesn't seem to like SMG4. This can be seen in the Retarded Recap 2016, where, after SMG4 said that he wanted to see SwagMaster as a sheep again, Swag dunked him into a toilet.