GnR Shorts: Job Hunting/Transcript

This is a transcript for GnR Shorts: Job Hunting.

Script
[Glitchy Boy intro] [Guards N' Retards theme] Swagmaster: Hey Chris :D Chris: What is it, Swagmaster? Swagmaster: I think we should get a different job. This place sucks ass Chris: Yeah i guess. It kinda does Swagmaster: Let's go! :D [Cut to McDonald's] Chris: Okay swag, this is our first day on our new job. Don't screw it up >:( Swagmaster: Don't worry Chris, new job new mind! Swagmaster: Hello there, how can i help your sexy ass today? Big Smoke: AWW! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST HIT MY SHIT! Swagmaster: Oh shit D: Chris: Nice job dumbass... [Cut to the bank] Chris: Okay swag, you're lucky i even managed to get us this job. Please don't do anything stupid... Swagmaster: It's okay Chris, i know not to sexually assault people at work now! :D ...what do we do again? Chris: Too late to explain, you got a customer! Swagmaster: Hello there ma'am, how may i help you today? Shy Gal: (giggles) Let's go! Yes! ($200? <3) Swagmaster: Chris she asked for money. what do i do? D: Chris: go get some from the back, dumbass! Swagmaster: THERES MONEY IN THE BACK? HOLY CRAP [Cut to the money vault] Oh my god chris was right... I gotta go tell him! :D [Cut back to the front] lol Chris Some dumbass left all their money in the back ;D Chris: SWAG WHAT THE HELL, PUT THAT BACK BEFORE SOMEONE SEES! Swagmaster: But why? We got all of the cash money fam 8) Chris: WE WORK IN A BANK GOD DAMN IT Policeman: Stahp right there! Swagmaster: Oh... [Cut to the movie theater] Chris: I sweat to god swagmaster, if you fuck this one up we can't be friends anymore Give this man some popcorn Swagmaster: Jesus how stupid do you think i am? Here you go sir Old man: [Get his popcorn] Thank you! [Eat popcorn and dies] Chris: Swagmaster that wasn't popcorn, was it... Swagmaster: Popcorn? i thought you said rat poison lol Chris: [Got it and hold his gun] YOU PIECE OF SHIT! [Video ends]