Thread:The Zog./@comment-26402058-20150515141613/@comment-24846733-20150517181207

Poor tormented soul.

That little machine with an apple.... Is feeding on your soul. But I am here to help.

Firstly, the logo is the gate to hell, so you need to close it. Put a sticker on it, something cool. I'd say you need a photo of Putin on there.

Secondly, installa real operating system. I'll even accept fucking Ubuntu.

And as a final step... Go on /g/ and say how much you despise Apple to prove yourselfcured.

Or you just buy the Razer Blade that looks just as cool but is twenty bazillion times'' better. ''