SMG4: If Mario Was In... Splatoon/Transcript

Inkling: Freedom!

Inkling: Stay back freak! You're probably the one who trapped me in that can yesterday!

Mario: A talking squid? Am I in Bikini Bottom?

Mario get shot.

Meggy: You just got wrecked by the upcoming Star, Meggy! Ah crap! I'm late for training!

Mario flips Meggy off.

Mario: Mamamia...what the heck is up with this place anyway?