SMG4: Mario and the Bob Mansion.../Transcript

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Black Friday Sale and New Christmas Merch
Luke: Hey guys just a special announcement before we start the video.

Kevin: We are having a 15% off sale on all limited edition SMG4 merchandise this Thanksgiving and Black Friday.

Luke: It's also the last chance to get the Tari merch now at shop.SMG4.com.


 * Kevin hits Luke on the chest

Kevin: OW! Finally a word from Bob.


 * Scene cuts to Bob

Bob: Thanks Asian SMG4 and brother of Asian SMG4. Man, I got a spicy announcement for you sexy fans. We're officially releasing the limited-edition Bob Merch for this holiday season.


 * Bob dresses up as Santa and pulls up a Bob limited-edition Christmas shirt

Bob: It will only be in stores up until Christmas, so get it before they're gone.

Fishy Boopkins: Uh... Bob, it's November. It's not Christmas yet.

Bob: ...Crap. Whatever. Get this Christmas badge of that green turd as well.


 * Bob pulls a Fishy Boopkins limited-edition badge

Fishy Boopkins: Hey that's not nice! My badge is really cool. I'm wearing the Christmas hat! Look how cute I am!


 * Scene cuts to Luke and Kevin

Luke: Thanks Bob and Boopkins!

Kevin: You can head on over to shop.SMG4.com to check out the merch right now this holiday season.

Luke: And the matter of badges we have are growing, so start your collection now.


 * Bob appears in the scene

Bob: Now on to the spicy video all about meeeee.

Transcript

 * Intro plays


 * Random music starts playing while everyone is looking at the Bob statue

Bob Yo yo what's up my homies. Thanks for coming over to my pad for the first-ever celebration of Bobsgiving!

Bowser: You mean Thanksgiving...?

Bob: No, I mean Bobsgiving. Anyways as you can tell, this mansion of mine is very sexy. Filled with the most Mozart paintings and art.

Tari: Ooh....Impressive!


 * Bob comes up to Meggy

Bob: May I interest you in a super-rare ultimate DLC Bob painting? Photoshopped by yours truly. It is a masterpiece.


 * Saiko is writing notes down

Saiko: Wow, Bob knows how to be noticed! I got to take notes...

SMG4: Don't you live in garbage dump? How'd you afford this place?