Mario's Four Emotions

Mario's Four Emotions are Teletubbies taking residence in Mario's mind. They control Mario's emotions and actions using a Magic Computer and a GameCube controller. Their only appearance is in 99% beroken, although the Anger emotion may have made a cameo appearance in SM64: Meet the Mario..



Anger
Mario's anger emotion is a red Teletubby wearing a Mario cap. He is usually very irritated. He controls Mario's mind by mashing the GameCube controller randomly, possibly explaining Mario's random, cartridge-tilt-esque spasms when the plumber is angry.

Hunger
Mario's hunger emotion is a purple Teletubby wearing a chef's hat. He is perpetually hungry, and probably responsible for Mario's constant craving of spaghetti.

Smartness
Mario's smartness emotion is a green Teletubby wearing a dunce cap. He is, somewhat unsurprisingly, very dumb. He operates Mario's mind by randomly pressing buttons, explaining Mario's retardation and unfitting reactions to situations.

Gayness
Mario's gayness emotion is a yellow Teletubby wearing a hat with a wick and a fuse. He acts homosexual and flamboyant very often. To control Mario, he humps the GameCube controller. He is the most likely cause of Mario's gay behavior and frequent nudity.