Guards N' Retards: Da bomb/Transcript

Transcript
(the video starts off with a warning said "STAHP RIGHT THERE this video contains bad language and weird stuff", the 2016 SMG4 intro plays)

(the blooper starts with Mario eating spaghetti when the GNR song plays)

Mario: hmmm...i wonder where all my spaghetti comes from?...

(the camera zooms out of Princess Peach's Castle and changes to the Spaghetti factory)

(the new GNR intro plays)

Swagmaster: mario sucks pingas lol.

(the story begins inside the bathroom with Chris on the toilet)

Chris: oh man this place smells like s**t.