A Day In the Life Of... WALUIGI/Transcript

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Alarm Clock: Waluigi's.... Taco Stand!

Waluigi: Wah, Wah Wah!

Waluigi: Fuck off

Waluigi: Wahahaha

Waluigi: Yes!

Wario: *Snoring*

Waluigi: Friggin' Jackass

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Waluigi: Waha Waaahaaaaa

Lakitu: Hello sir! I would like one of your tacos please! :D

Waluigi: Waaaaaaah!

Lakitu: E Thank You so much!

Lakitu: Nom Nom Nom

Lakitu: Mmmm, delicous! How did you make it?

Waluigi: Well You know, The usual.

Waluigi: Speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms,

Waluigi: Pine-o-cleen, petrol, battery-acid, acid,

Waluigi: METH,

Waluigi: Some herbs and spices, and some lettuce and tomato,

Waluigi: BAM and the dirt is gone, some chicken and cheese,

Waluigi: all wrapped in a tortilla.

Mario: Hey man! I'll have the usual!

Waluigi: ohhhh myyyy fuuckiiing goood...