Chris Gordman

General Info=

Chris (full name possibly Christopher Gordman) is the main deuteragonist and a guard who works at the Guards N' Retards during several bloopers. He is swagmaster69696969696's partner. He is currently being hunted by Morgan Freeman for accidentally shooting him down in the first G&R blooper.

Trivia

 * Chris's model is the "Arctic Commander" from GoldenEye 007 for the N64.
 * Chris is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
 * According to Swagmaster, Chris' full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach.

Quotes

 * What the sh*t?
 * Yeah, well this whole factory is full of mental patients.
 * Well sh*t! I thought you were called swag master just cause you wanted friends.
 * ....ahh sh*t. (Morgan Freeman explodes)
 * Surprise, mofo!
 * I think I might puke...
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