Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Mystery Of The Missing White And Blue/Transcript

(The episode begins smg3 taking a bath)

Smg3: ahhh! some peace and quiet for once!

then a mysterious guy appears

Smg3: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Guy: what? you talking to me?

???: I need your help...

Smg3: (scared) MY WALLET IS UNDER THE COUNTER JUST DON'T TOUCH MY MAGAZINES OK?!

???: (Angry) YOU IDIOT!, i need help to take "care" of someone...

Smg3: (diabolical) OH I SEE...HEHE... it's going to cost you though...

???: you get revenge on Smg4...

Smg3: (exited) YEAH! let's do this!

LATER...

(the scene changes to the castle we all see starman3 and mario preparing a party to Smg3)

Starman3: ok, you ready mario?

Mario: (Complaining) ugh.. my ass hurts... why do we have to throw a surprise party for smg4 anyway?

Starman3: dude he got like 40,000 subs! we need to do something for him!

Mario: can't we just get a naked guy to dance for him?

starman3: shhhh i think he's coming!

(A strange silhouette arriving to the castle)

Starman3: SURPRISE!

Mario: WE'RE NOT GAY!

Luigi: (laughs happily) Aww thanks guys :D this is great!

Mario: (angry) GRRR GET OUT

Luigi: (cries and walks to the door)

Starman3: (dissapointed) ugh...this is the 10th time this happened!

Mario: oh well he's dead, amen. gonna go take a crap

Starman3: but how about... smg4.....

meanwhile, somewhere....

(smg4 is sleeping on a dark background then wakes up)

Smg4: huh?! ....hello? ANYONE!? ok calm down smg4.... don't panic....

(a small square appears in front on smg4)

Smg4: (Scared) please don't be.... please don't be....

(then the square shows the teletubbies and a little guy says teletubbies)

Smg4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Starman3: mario! i think something happend to smg4!

Mario: that's great! that means i get to use his computer for facebook and all that

(Mario walks to smg4's computer writing crazily)

Hai GUYS mario ghere :D smg4 disapeard but dont worry you got mario :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mario: whoo ho ho! i could take over the world with his army!

Starman3: mario, sorry to interupt... (Angry) BUT THIS IS SERIOUS! SMG4 HASN'T BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS ALREADY!!!!! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE HAVING A PARTY BUT HE'S GONE!

Mario: calm down! we'll search for him! i'm an awesome detective hah, this is going to be easy

Starman3: (Asking) and how do you suppose we find smg4?

Mario: Whoo ho we're gonna use this!

Starman3: we're going to use luigi!

Mario: what?

(Luigi Appears)

Luigi: ya hoo (Mario punches luigi)

Mario: (exited) BEHOLD!

Starman3: what the hell happend to yoshi!??!?

Mario: well ever tried feeding a dinosaur spaghetti? it doesn't work....

(Yoshi eats the spaghetti)

Mario: anyway, i'll give the scent of smg4 to yoshi and he will find him! yoshi! smell!

(Yoshi sniffs the underwear)

Starman3: is it working?

Yoshi: OH DOING SHIT!!!! (Then jumps and explodes)

Mario: welp...got any ideas?

Starman3: eh...but...the...yoshi...

Mario: there's no time for that now! cmon! let's go search for him at town!

(meanwhile smg4 is watching the teletubbies)

Smg4: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! I'M SORRY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANYTHING BAD I DON'T HATE TELETUBBIES ANYMORE... DAHHH MAKE IT STOP!.

Smg3: ha! this is genius! how did you know....

???: oh i watch his videos...hehehe......

Smg3:...right... hey what does this button do? (then pushes the buttom)

???: NO DON'T CLICK THAT! (shows ??? trying to singing a song ) (in the video) THIS IS A LITTLE SONG I WOULD LIKE TO SING TO ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE! DALALADALALA!!!!

???'S Grandma: (in the video) WHO IS!

???: (in the video) SHUT UP! GRANDMA! DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!

???: (Dissapointed)....ugh....

Mario: (to a guy) WHERE IS HE!? YOU STOLE HIM! I KNOW YOU DID!

Guy: (scared): look man! i don't know what you're talking about!

Mario: I KNOW YOU HID HIM! COUGH IT UP!!! SO WHERE IS HE!????

Guy: OK FINE I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!

Mario: HA! HERE HE IS! (Breaks the door)

Old man: john... is that you my love?

Another guy: oh my gosh! dad!!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! (Then tuns)

Mario: awwww isn't that cute, i told you we should to helped them... anyway let's start looking for smg4...

Starman3: with that huge waste of time, we still don't have any clue where smg4 is!!!

Mario: isn't that smg4 over there?

(A guy looks like smg4 runs)

Starman3: (exited) SMG4! THERE YOU ARE! WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!

Guy: what? you talking to me?

Starman3: ummm...sorry...we just thought you were someone else

Guy: oh. that's ok. (Then Jumps Higher) WEEEEEEEEEEE

Mario: smooths moves starman

Starman3: OH QUIET! i have a better idea...

(return to smg4 with a red teletubbie)

Smg4: ...soo.....umm.. mushroom? (the teletubbie hates him) now was that appropriate? think about what you have done!

(The teletubbie goes insane)

(Back to Mario and starman3 still searching smg4)

Starman3: mario, did you do what i asked?

(Then shows an poster of Smg4 saying dead or live)

Mario: yeah, you wanted a poster of him :D

Starman3: (angry) YOU IDIOT! i said a missing not a wanted poster!!!!

Mario: well you could of told me before i posted it all over town

(scene changes to show posters all in over town and one chases a white guy)

White guy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Police: HEY! IT'S THE MAN ON THE WANTED POSTER! GET HIM!!!

Guy: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTIHNG!!! (then escapes) WHAAAA!

Police: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!

Starman3: (sad) we are never going to find smg4...

(a guy appears)

Guy: hey, did you say smg4? i think i've seen him...

Mario: really? are you sure?

guy: yeah, he wears white and blue, and makes those hilarious videos...

Starman3: yeah, that's him!

Mario: (no amused) please don't talk about his videos, i hate them!

Guy: oh yeah! mario, you're in them :D

Mario: don't push it....

Guy: (happily) you act like an idiot and a retard in them! :D

(Mario runs against the guy)

Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Starman3: ok this is where that guy saw smg4 two days ago

Mario: how are we suppose to find him???

Starman3: calm down mario! we all need to relax... for all we know he might be home relaxing...

(the scene changes to smg4 being chased by a teletubbie)

Smg4: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!

Teletubbie: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!

Smg3: umm. why exactly are we doing this?

???: to make this guy pay

Smg3: REALLY? THAT'S IT! WHY?? DID HE TAKE YOUR LUNCH? I HATE THIS GUY TO THIS IS ANNOYING WE SHOULD BE TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND PUNCHING HIPPIES

???: this man has done so much to me.... (scene shows a flashback) a long time ago... during 2011... it was the start of a new day...

Smg3: OK I'M GOING OUTSIDE... (Runs outside) ugh! that is with that guy...

(he sees mario and starman3)

Mario: oh hey! smg3! what's up!

Smg3: WHAAAAA! you can't see me!!!

Mario: hey, can you help us?

Smg3: no...

Mario: please?

Smg3: no...

Mario: Look, do you know where your girlfriend smg4 is?

Smg3: well first off he would be the boyfriend and i would be the girlfriend and second yes i sorta do. he's in....wait a minute...

???: (in a flashback) don't you ever tell anyone, or i will cut your arms off...

Smg3: (with derp face) i'll show you... this is where i think he's being held. i think the guy who has smg4 who has smg4 is in the toilet or something that guy is stupid and doesn't know how to be evil so if you see a shady guy you should run AAAAAAAH!!

???: YOU BETRAYED ME!? HOW COULD YOU!

Smg3: hey you don't even know how to properly be evil! we don't even know what you look like!

???: you can't even steal a lollipop of a godamn toad! and you're calling me not evil?

Smg3: ok...ok i'm sorry.... (punches ???) NOT!!! quick! go save that ugly dude! i'll try and defend!

Starman3: RIGHT!

Mario: woo hoo hoo let's a go

Starman3: smg4?! you in here??? what is this place?

Mario: seems to be some sort of magic ice-cream maker!

(pushes a botton to reveal smg4 is in trouble being chased by a teletubbie)

Smg4: AHHHH! TELETUBBIES THEY'RE GOING TO GET MEEEEEEE!

Starman3: yeah....smg4 lost it...

Mario: THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME BUTTON THAT WILL MAKE ICE-CREAM!!! (starts pushing some buttons)

Smg4: AHHH WHAT THE WELL IS THAT?! IS THAT THE DEVIL?!? HE CAME TO EAT MY SOULLLLL!!!!!!

Starman3: TURN THAT OFF!

Mario: i'm trying to!!!

Smg4: AHHHHHHHH! (gets crushed by a thwomp)

Mario: umm...atleast the music stopped...

???:haha! fools,, thought you could outsmart me

Starman3: what have you done to our friend!!!

???: oh he's fine, in the middle of nowhere but not for long... the place newhere he is at is detonating n 10 minutes to say goodbye! see you all in hell! MWHAHAHAA!!!

Mario: he really is evil...

Starman3: MARIO! smg4 is going to die in 10 minutes! we need to find him! SMG3!!!

Smg3: what do you want now?

Starman3: we need to find where smg4 is before he explodes!

Smg3: i don't know, only the other guy hid him, not me!

Mario: LOOK DUDE! THIS GUY WAS YOUR GAY FRIEND! YOU TWO HAD FUN TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! AND HE'S GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T HELP!

Smg3: hmmm...you know... maybe i do know where he is... (cut to an ice cream store) well that didn't work

Starman3: this is just stupid! we're just wasting more time!

(Cut to smg4 and a teletubbie)

Smg4: ever had the feeling that you were going to die? well, i think i just might soon. so i must say something before i die... you were the most handsomest and sexy person i have ever seen... AHHHHH! WHAT HAPPEND!!? WHERE'S THE TUBBY?

Mario: smg4!! there you are!!!!

Smg4: HUH?! WHAT? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

Starman3: smg4 it's us! you're friends and we don't have much time left! we need to go!!

Smg4: how'd you find me???

Smg3: heyyy bro! i rememberd i put a tracking chip on you. wanna kill each other later?

Smg4: :D oh you guys!! thanks, i thought i was gonna die....

???: oh but you are ! (??? walks to reveal his colour) we're all going to die...

Starman3: YOU YOU EVIL MONSTER!

Smg3: hey! how about me? i helped him D:

Starman3: why...why this innocent man you try to kill?

???: well...we all know smg4 is famous...i just wanted to be like him to... i was jelaous... wanting those subs he has...so i wanted to get my revenge for my jelaousy...

hi guys welcome to my vid let's go kill bouser! :D

Smg4....that...that is the most crappiest excuse to kidnap a guy...

???:oh well. i'm a noob... can you teach me how to get better?

Smg4: OH HELL NO!

???: hey wait! wasn't there a timer...that counted down the bomb that was here?...

(Mario sees the time of the bomb remaining)

Mario: MAMA F*CK

(the bomb explodes and everybody is in the hospital)

Mario: smg4.... congrats on 40,000 subs...

Smg4: shut up mario...

(appears a teletubbie that hit the screen)

(the episode ends...)

Mario:CHECK MY FACEBOOK IN THE DESCRIPTION!

Smg4: SUB IT!