User blog:The Zog./Texas strikes again!

Not only did Texan teachers call the cops on a Muslim 9th grader because he brought a clock into school and, despite him saying it was a clock, his friends saying it was a clock, his classmates saying it was a clock, and his parents saying it was a clock, was arrested on the grounds that he tried to bomb the school, but also Texas is now the home of the world's absolute youngest sufferer of "adult onset" type 2 diabetes. The kid is two.