Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-98.251.178.53-20150913182928/@comment-17082236-20150921233650

OK fine.

(B. is chosen.)

Mario: What? You want me to stop? Fine then! (he stops running)

General SMG3: I GOT YOU!

Mario: OH ****!

(Mario is caught by General SMG3, and the latter shoots the former with a gun.)

GAME OVER YEAH!

(Mario goes through the opening shenanigans again, and this time, Z. is chosen. Mario drinks a whole bottle of water.)

Mario: YES! I have some more energy!

(He successfully runs away from General SMG3.)

Mario: OK...(panting) I think I lost him.

General SMG3: (voice only) Mario? Come here! I want to shoot you right in the pingas!

Mario: Again? (he jumps off the plane) Weeeeeeee! (he hits the ground) OW! THAT HURT! OK...what to do now?

A. Advice

B. Work for the Army

Z. Work for the Navy

Y. Give up