R64: Princess Capturing Simulator./Transcript

This is the transcript for R64: Princess Capturing Simulator.

(Retarded 64 intro plays)

Mario: MAMAF***ER!

(The video begins with Bowser seen riding his Koopa Klown Car with Princess Peach, with Princess Capturing Simulator dubbed as the game. After the mouse clicks play...)

Bowser: Swiggity swooty, I’m comin for da booty! (Crashes to camera) ARGH!

(Loading...and the game begins.)

Robotnik Alarm: SnooPING AS usual, I see? SnooPING AS usual, I see? SnooPING AS usual, I see?

Narrator: Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator. Where you get to be a creep and steal little girls. Hooray.

Bowser Jr.: Where’s my MOMMY? Where’s my MOMMY? Where’s my MOMMY?