If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2

If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 is a created by SMG4. In this blooper, Mario encounters the cast of Team Fortress 2.

Plot
Mario, coinless, tries to get spaghetti from a vending machine by breaking it with Toad, eventually flinging it in the middle of the road. Just then, Heavy Weapons Guy drives by in his truck and narrowly avoids hitting the vending machine. Angry, he walks out of his truck and tells Mario that it will cost $400,000 to fix. Mario refuses. Just as Heavy threatens the plumber with pain, he notices his red hat. He asks Mario if he is on their red team. Mario says no before going along with the gig.

Heavy drives Mario to the Badlands. Mario almost faints after witnessing the carnage. In the resupply area, Soldier asks Mario for his hat. Mario refuses. He backs into Pyro, who tosses him against the wall. Mario heads for the weapons supply, only for Heavy to stop him and give him a NERF gun. Just then, the intercom announces that the enemy has taken their intelligence. Scout, who has taken the briefcase containing it, is chased and soon cornered by Mario and Heavy. He begins firing his gun at the two. Heavy cowers and asks Mario to help. He just eats a sandwich. When Scout notices, Mario tries to shoot him with his NERF gun, which is ineffective. Scout shoots him with his gun.

Mario and Heavy respawn in the resupply area. Scout still has the intelligence. Mario crawls over to the other side, where two members of the opposing team need a dispenser. Mario tosses a Mushroom at Scout's face, making him fly into the air and explode. Mario is about to grab the briefcase, only to be interrupted by Soldier and Demoman, who both want his hat. The two begin firing at him, causing him to flee. A bomb flies in front of the briefcase, and it is blown to the top of a roof. Mario runs to Sniper and asks him to shoot the briefcase off of the roof. This request is ignored. Mario jumps in front of Sniper's gun, startling him. The bullet bounces off a piece of wood and pierces him through the head, killing him. Pyro, on the blue team, appears and flies onto the roof. Mario searches Sniper and finds a vial of yellow liquid. Thinking it's lemonade, he drinks it and grows a giant mustache. The scene plays in slow-motion as Mario tries to aim his gun at Pyro. However, he is holding his gun the wrong way and shoots himself in the face.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Toad
 * Heavy Weapons Guy
 * Soldier
 * Pyro
 * Shy Guy
 * Scout
 * Demoman
 * Sniper