Mario

Mario (full name: Mario Sexy the Plumber) is an Italian plumber originally from Nintendo's Mario franchise. As most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers make heavy use of Super Mario 64 and its characters, Mario is the main protagonist in the SMG4verse and appears in most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's.

Mario is often portrayed as the dumb guy of the show, and morbidly obese spaghetti addict. While he seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag (which is true as he has a fan club), Mario is in reality an attention-hogging, gay and pedophilic streaker who has been arrested several times. In addition, Mario has been depicted as a pervert, zoophile, prostitute, drug addict, and drunkard.

Because most of the aforementioned traits are played for comedy, Mario is the protagonist of many bloopers. While he can act somewhat bipolar, and is usually enraged by the slightest things, Mario is often cheerful to the point of annoyance.

Appearance
Mario wears a long-sleeved red shirt, blue overalls with yellow buttons, brown shoes, and with gloves. He has a red cap, brown hair, a black mustache and blue eyes. He is shorter than his younger brother Luigi.

Personality
In Nintendo canon, Mario is a friendly plumber who helps anyone in need, devotes most of his time to rescuing the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and participates in sports matches, kart races and "parties" often.

However, in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish, lazy, and somewhat mentally handicapped, almost the complete opposite of the Nintendo canon.

Mario acts as a major bother to everyone living in Princess Peach's Castle, causing almost everyone there to temporarily hate him (to the point where they would dance in his funeral instead of mourning him at the end of The Elevator after he and Luigi died at the end). While Mario usually does not mean to cause people harm, there have been episodes in which Mario harms people for personal gain.

He also needs attention: an example is when, during the events of YouTube Mario?!, he created the channel theawesomario to get SMG4's attention and surpass his level of popularity. In the early bloopers, Mario was depicted as somewhat being gay and pedophile, but those traits were eventually dropped.

Mario also has a habit of being naked...which at one point resulted in Luigi's Youtube channel being banned when he streaked inside his news studio.

While Mario sometimes shows signs he cares for others like SMG4, it is often overshadowed by how much of a jerk he can be. Despite this, Mario is mostly a good person, but yet he has many flaws.

Abilities
Like his mainstream counterpart, Mario has a multitude of strengths and powers. He has so many, we'll have to narrow the list. Here are his primary shown powers:
 * Superhuman Strength: Mario has been strong enough to punch people several feet away, and lift Bowser, who weighs over 300 pounds. He also punched a pilot straight through the window and down to the ground in Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island, and once even lifted King Bob-omb (calculated to weigh 30 tons). He can also rip out a control panel of train and even throw a weightlift into the sky. After launching Fishy Boopkins in the sky, he ended up making a plane crash into E. Gadd's workshop.
 * Superhuman Endurance: Mario has survived falls from great heights, explosions, getting attacked by Bowser, getting crushed, blows from SMG4 (about as strong as him), and even car rashes, all barely fazed.
 * Pyrokinesis: Much like his own games, he has shown the ability to manipulate fire.
 * Hand-to hand Skill: He is a master at unarmed combat, as shown by his many battles, with him winning most of them. He has his own unique style, with very fast and powerful punches and kicks and tackles.
 * Giant Size and Strength: In Ssenmodnar 10, Mario used a Mega Mushroom to grow into Mega Mario, a power-up form who is bigger, stronger and tougher than the base Mario.
 * Coldness Survival: In Icetrapped, in some clips, Mario is seen naked in the freezing cold a few times, without any adverse effects.
 * Great Rapper: In War of the Fat Italians 2015 & 2016, as well as Supah Star Rap Battles of Epicness, Mario has demonstrated great rapping skill.
 * Computer Hacking: Despite normally being unintelligent, Mario was shown to be perfectly capable of hacking into computers in Mariotube 2. However, he needed to break into Youtube Studio in order to do so.

Weaknesses
Of course, Mario has weaknesses (though comparatively few compared with many characters).
 * Slow Speed: Due to his high weight (over 300 pounds), he is slow on his feet, as shown in 101 Ways for Mario to Die, Retarded64: The 1337 Police, and several other bloopers, though this isn't much of a flaw compared to his biggest weakness. However, he was shown to be agile enough to avoid being flattened by the Hamburger Supreme in Super Mario Jackass.
 * Retardedness: Mario is one of the most retarded characters (if not THE most retarded character) in the series, not even knowing what 1+1 is until Baldi taught him math. So far his biggest weakness, it cost him quite a few battles despite his strength. Luckily, some of his friends are also retarded. Sometimes however, Mario shows signs of intelligence in some episodes, with the biggest example being Stupid Mario Stupid Show.
 * Numbness: As of SM64: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!, he can no longer feel his legs. It is likely that this weakness disappeared in the next video.
 * Impulsive: Mario has an tendency to run into danger without a strategy. This almost got him turned into a T-Pose Zombie in Mario And The Waluigi Apocalypse.

Mario Facts from ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition)
These "facts" are displayed between skits in ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5, according to SMG4. Many are disputable.
 * 1) Mario eats around 640,000 bowls of spaghetti each hour.
 * 2) Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo.
 * 3) Mario hit puberty when he was 30. (If this is true, Mario is one year into puberty.)
 * 4) Mario can fly with his magical cap.
 * 5) Mario farted over 13456 times in the castle.
 * 6) Mario isn't left or right handed, meaning he's probably ambidextrous.
 * 7) Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys.
 * 8) Luigi is actually Mario's sister. (This is a lie)
 * 9) Mario is actually Chinese, but changed to Italian.
 * 10) Mario's last name is "The Plumber".
 * 11) Princess Peach is Mario WAAAAAAAAHHH?!?!
 * 12) Mario's favourite color is Boobies..
 * 13) Mario's birthday is at 13/31/1942 or sumthin'.
 * 14) Mario's middle name is "Sexy".
 * 15) Mario has children and their names are Toad. (This is a lie)
 * 16) Mario has no teeth (This is a lie).
 * 17) Mario's overalls were created from dirt.
 * 18) Mario was going to star in Justin Bieber's music video, but got kicked due to destroying everything.
 * 19) Mario has no fingers. (Probably another lie)
 * 20) Everyone's eyes are blue.
 * 21) Everyone stole Mario's moustache style.
 * 22) Bowser hates Mario because he made him drop his sandwich!
 * 23) Mario wears contact lenses and panties.
 * 24) Mario's nose originally was a genetic mutation.
 * 25) Mario rates this video 0/10

Pokémans

 * Main article: Mario's Pokemans

Trivia

 * Mario has appeared in almost every blooper, with notable exceptions being nearly every Guards N' Retards episode, BattleToads and The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins.
 * Mario has been shown to occasionally eat food from the dumpster.
 * Mario behaved much less spoonily in SMG4's 2011 bloopers.
 * Mario thinks that the elderly are useless. For instance, in Who let the Chomp out?, Mario asks Toadsworth if the latter is going to throw his walking stick at the Chain Chomp to defeat it.
 * Mario has a Youtube channel called theawesomario, which currently has over 205k subscribers.
 * Mario likes to jump off of the castle roof.
 * When acting insane, Mario is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
 * Mario was made by SuperMarioGlitchy4's clone machine.
 * Mario can transform into a Super Saiyan.
 * Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti. He has also had a heart attack from eating hot dogs.
 * While this status has probably been phased out via negative continuity, Mario has been transformed into a wizard.
 * As revealed in Bob-ombache, Mario was once abducted by Bob-omb Buddies but was regarded as a failed experiment and was dropped in front of Peach's Castle.
 * Mario is a border-line idiot at the Idiot Test.
 * Mario and Peach have had sex before. A few times, actually.
 * Mario (outside of the SMG4 universe) is classified as homo nintendonus. This is a fact that was revealed in 2014.
 * In Dreams, it is revealed Mario has a phobia of old people after his 2nd dream.
 * The reason SMG4 made Mario an idiotic character was because he felt that using an "normal" or "heroic" personality would be boring. Incidentally, his author avatar has that personality.