Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach

Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach, sometimes more simply called Le Train Breach, is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 223rd video, and the fifth episode in the Guards N' Retards series. In this episode, Chris and SwagMaster69696969696 are on board a train when they find a spy stealing their company's intelligence. They go to investigate, aiming to retrieve the intel and kill the spy in the process.

Transcript
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Plot
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The video opens with Chris and SwagMaster69696969696 traveling on a train. They encounter a spy who becomes invisible, steals some of their intel, and runs away. Chris and Swag try to locate the spy and retrieve the intelligence by interrogating the passengers on board, but this leads nowhere. The guards eventually find the spy again, but fail to shoot him, letting him abscond once more and exit the train via a trapdoor.

Swagmaster and Chris get off the train themselves, but cannot find the spy nor the intel. Luckily for them, they find a building near the train tracks, and the spy is inside. The two are then confronted by the spy's boss, a pitifully short Frenchman named Reymon D. Gai; with the help of their allies, Chris and Swag manage to outnumber and corner Gai. The boss explains that the guards' company, apparently a spaghetti factory, had posed a huge threat to his own due to Tubby Custard making their spaghetti taste better. Despite his company's ensuing bankruptcy, Gai had intended to get revenge on the more successful factory by stealing the recipe.

Just as it appears that Gai will return the recipe, however, the Frenchman summons the Flying Spaghetti Monster and flies away. Swag and Chris shoot at him with their Titty Launcher, retrieving the recipe… seconds before it bursts into flames and burns up. Chris and Swag lose their jobs, causing the former to shoot himself as Swag natters obliviously. Meanwhile, Gai crashes into Peach's Castle, where Mario is enjoying the Tubby Custard-laced spaghetti.

Characters

 * Swagmaster69696969696
 * Chris
 * Crazy Woman (referred as Crazy Raisin Lady)
 * Sergeant Mark
 * The Spy
 * Random people on the train
 * Greg (cameo)
 * Reymon D. Gai (main antagonist)
 * Tubby Wonka
 * Nintendofan997 (cameo)
 * Flying Spaghetti Monster
 * Morgan Freeman (cameo) (Shot from Titty Launcher)
 * Mario (cameo)

Errors

 * In the scene where the train is slowing down violently, it is actually stopped on the rails. SMG4 moved the camera to give the appearance of motion, but the effect was undermined by the ground being clearly visible.
 * At one point, the word "already" was misspelled as "laready", with the order of the first two letters inverted.

Trivia

 * This is the second blooper of SMG4 to reference Ebola, the first being "The Idea Block.". Both were released on 2015, although the most recent Ebola epidemic started at the end of 2013.
 * This video has references to Team Fortress 2; for instance, the spy turns invisible a number of times, an ability shared by the spies of TF.
 * The demand of a suspect to divulge the color of Swag's underwear is a reference to a SpongeBob Squarepants episode.[which one?]
 * The Crazy Woman was referred to as the "Crazy Raisin Lady" in this blooper.
 * Swagmaster says that Sergeant Mark has been killed twice before as the latter is being shot. This is true: Mark had previously died in Pointy Things and Swag Party Hostages, respectively.
 * SMG4 made numerous references to France with this blooper, down to the title including the word "le". Another detail is that the Frenchman Reymon D. Gai speaks English with an accent, for example saying "ze briefcase" rather than "the briefcase". When he flies on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he also sings "alouette", a popular French Canadian children's song about plucking the feathers from a lark, in retribution for being woken up by its song.
 * However, the jokes about France can be considered as offensive for some French people.
 * Chris and Swag were revealed in this blooper to have been working in the Spaghetti Factory for a year. It is also revealed that Mario gets all of his spaghetti from this factory.
 * This is the first Guards N' Retards episode to have a YouTuber other than SMG4 appear. Namely, Nintendofan997 makes a brief appearance during Gai's flashback.