SMG4: Mario's Train Trip/Transcript

This page is a transcript for SMG4: Mario's Train Trip by SMG4.

Transcript
(Glitchy Boy Opening, then SMG4 opening appears)

(The screen then pans to Toad, Mario, and SMG4 chasing their train)

SMG4: Godammit Mario! You just had to use the toilets for 3 hours! Now we missed our ride!

Mario: But that spaghetti was really funky!

Toad: Come on, fatasses!!!

(Toad then jumps onto the train)

Toad: Yeah, bitch?

(The train then speeds up)

Mario: *gasps* My fat... It can't take it...

(Mario then jumps on SMG4)

Mario: Piggyback! :D

(SMG4 then screams)

SMG4: Oh my god...

(SMG4 pushes Mario off, then he jumps onto the train)

SMG4: All we had to do, was follow that train, Mario!

(Mario is then seen rolling backwards on the ground, then the screen pans to the back of train, showing Dr. Eggman)

Dr. Eggman: Yedada yedada dadada!

(Mario then grabs on to a pole on the train, then Mario laughs)

Dr. Eggman: AHHH! Gremlin!!! Get it off!

(Dr. Eggman then tries to push Mario off the train with a broom, and Mario's face turns into different shapes)

Dr. Eggman: Get it off! Get it off!

(Mario then hops on the train and fights Dr. Eggman, then Mario pushes him off the train)

Dr. Eggman: AHHHH!

(Mario then looks at him and does the middle finger at him)

Mario: Dadadada! Ahaha!

(Mario then crawls into the train)

Mario: Oh mama mia... Finally some peace and quiet...

(Then Mario heads to a room full of crates)

Mario: Oh boy, and now that we're on this train... we're finally heading to...

(The screen shows the Uniderpal Studios logo, with a rainbow like background, and also shows Shrek, and Harry Potter)

Mario: UNIDERPAL STUDIOS!!!

(Mario then hears some sort of noise in one of the crates, he then turns around to the crate and looks confused. Then the crate opens and shows Bob)

Bob: Jesus Christ! I can't breath! Why did i package myself in a box? I'm a dumbass!

Mario: Bob?

Bob: Yes, I wanted to go with you guys to Uniderpal Studios.

(Mario then looks shocked and Bob grabs him)

Bob: Please take me with you, Mario. Please? Please? Please?

(Bob then grabs Mario around the train)

Bob: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

(The screen then pans to SMG4 doing some sort of spa to Old Man Hobo)

SMG4: La la la. Ahhh, I can do whatever I want when those 2 aren't around...

(Then Mario and Bob barges in)

Bob: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

(Mario then gets terrified and starts screaming)

Bob: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

Mario: AHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

(SMG4 then looks shocked)

Bob: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?

Mario: Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

(SMG4 then grabs a fire extinguisher)

SMG4: HOLD STILL, MARIO!

Bob: Please? Please? Please? Please? Hehe, that tickles! Please? Please?

SMG4: DIE BITCH!

(Bob then dodges, and SMG4 accidentally hits Mario)

Mario: Ow!

SMG4: Dang... Um... Did I win?

Bob: OMG! It's the real SMG4! Please take me on your adventure to Uniderpal Studios! Please? Please? Please?

(Then SMG4 gets annoyed)

SMG4: Stop saying shit!

(SMG4 then throws Bob off the window)

Bob: Wheeeeeeeeee! I can fly!

(SMG4 then looks tired, and Mario can be seen crawling)

Mario: Mama mia! Hey... SMG4. What are you doing anyway?

SMG4: Uhh... Nothing! Let's go find Toad...

(Then Old Man Hobo looks sad, then SMG4 and Mario enters the seating area)

Mario: Little toadie? HMMMM. Are you Toad? No.

(Mario then throws the passenger)

Mario: HMMM. Are you Toad? No.

(Mario then throws the passenger and does the same thing to each passenger)

Mario: Lalala hmmmm. Lalalala hmmmmmmm.

(SMG4 then looks confused)

Bob: (offscreen) What the fuck did you say about me?! You little bitch!

SMG4: Ah crap!

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