SMG4: The Super Dudes/Transcript

This is a transcript for SMG4: The Super Dudes.

(After the commercial ends, the SMG4 intro plays)

King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner...

Mario: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Runs into the King

King Harkinian: OOF! Shit!

Mario: YOU! IT'S MINE! I SAW IT FIRST!

(Shows Wario with the Power Glove)

Wario: What'chu gonna do, bitch! BWAHAHA! It's mine! With this power glove...ill be able to scratch my ass in a whole new way. (Scratches rear end)

Mario: You-sons-of-a-bitches!

Koopa Clerk: Actually, that glove is on display. You can't have it.

Wario: I don't give a shit. I don't give a F- WAWAWAWAWA! (Accidentally lasers Koopa Clerk with Power Glove, causing the clerk's head to catch fire)

Mario: Woah! (Wario is also shocked)

Wario: Holy shit!

Mario: AWWW, Mario wants an overpowered glove too!!! MAMA F***ER!

Wario: Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me! (Attempts to laser Mario too)

Mario: AAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Po: Tubby custard, tubby-

(Mario rams into Po)

Shroomy: Lalalalalala. (Po is thrown into Shroomy). Ow! Oh dear. Well this is a minor inconvenience.

Wario: Limitless POWAAAAH! All the things I can do with this...

Mario: NOO! Don't abuse the powers! I wanna do that! D:

Wario: (Scratches butt again) OHHHHHHHH Yeah!