SM64 Guides: How to Get dem Coins./Transcript

(2016 SMG4 Intro appears. SMG4 hopped on his logo, but it broke and it fell off)

SMG4: Ohhhhhhhhh!

(The "SM64 Guides-How to get dem coins" title appears. Mario then appears)

Mario: Hello!

(Mario is at the castle which is on fire)

Mario: Hoo hoo! It's a me, Mario! Have you accidentally set your castle on fire by cooking spaghetti? Do you have a pissed off princess?(Shows Peach getting pissed off by Toadsworth, and then a bill)And a crippling debt? Yeah! Ha ha ha! Then Uncle Mario has got your back your back! With these sexy money tips! Good! Then let's go!

(Step 1: Get some help from Mr Piggy Bank. Mario is in his house)

Mario: It's always important to consult your nearest piggy bank for money!:D Ho ho!(Smiles at his own piggy bank)(In slow motion)Hello there! DIE B*TCH!

(Mario punched his own piggy bank which fell on the ground and broke)

Mario: Mama f*cker! Don't worry! I didn't say you couldn't get other people's piggy banks:D Take this!(Broke a piggy bank in someone's room)Yeah he!(Then he broke SMG4's piggy bank)Take that!

(SMG4 collasped on the ground crying. Mario then broke three more in a shop. The shopkeeper was angry)

Mario: One, two, three!

(Mario is in Steve's world, but Steve got him a real pig instead of a piggy bank)

Steve: Ta da!

Mario: No!

(Mario was running off with Bowser's enormous piggy bank. Bowser chased after him)

Bowser: (Keeps saying "Oh sh*t" and roars)

(Step 2: Ask money from close ones. Mario was outside his house with Luigi)

Mario: You're certain to get money from people that care about you:D

(Mario sneaked near Luigi and pounced on him)

Mario: Hey boss! Caaaaan somebody give some me coins please?

Luigi: Uggh! No Mario! You already owe me alot of coins bro! Mama mia!

Mario: (Crying)

Luigi: Oh my f*cking god..... (Groans) Fine, how much do you need? Ok!

Mario: Ta ta ta tum! 1,000,000 COINS:D

(Luigi exploded and left one coin)

Mario: What?! One coin! You suck Weegee! Greedy bro... F*cker!

(TBA)