Sonic the Derphog: The Item Brick/Transcript

This is a transcript for Sonic the Derphog: The Item Brick.

Transcript
(SMG4 intro)

(Sonic is seen running along Green Hill Zone)

Sonic: Come on! Step it up!

(Dramatic sound plays at the cliff)

Sonic: You're too slow!

(Sonic tries to jump on the cliff but suddenly got hit by an item brick)

(Sonic falls while Tails yelled "Notice me Senapai!")

Sonic: (jumps) Now I'm serious! (saw an item brick) What is this thing anyway? (tries to hit item brick but can't reach) And why is it so high?

Omochao: Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey Listen!

Sonic: Yeah!

Omochao: Hey! You have to saaaaaaaaaaaaave the world!

Sonic: (hits Omochao) F**K THE WORLD!

Omochao: (screams and hits item brick)

(An item brick gives a ring suddenly a glitch shows up into coin for a second)

Sonic: Woooo!

(Amy bouncing on the spring and Sonic steals the spring)

(Sonic uses the spring to get lots of rings from the block)

Few Hours Later

(Dr. Eggman can be seen running through Green Hill Zone and singing "Gangnam Style")

Dr. Eggman: I'm so lonely. (sees Sonic)

Sonic: Eggman, Hey! Hey! Hey!

Dr. Eggman: What's that?

Sonic: Hey there, bolt brain!

Dr. Eggman: YOU! ATTACK!!!!!!!

Metal Sonic: Ah! Ah! Ah! You didn't say magic word!

Dr. Eggman: Give me that hedgehog pingas or else!

(Metal Sonic goes after Sonic and screams "YOLO". Sonic isn't phased when Metal Sonic attacks him)

Dr. Eggman: Uhhh...Aren't you suppose to puke out a dozen rings or something?

(Sonic reveals he has million rings and launch them at Dr. Eggman)

Dr. Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOO! (get hit by the rings)

Sonic: Those robots are total pain in the PINGAS!

Sonic: WOOOO! This magic block is awesome! I can become invincible forever!! (hits and another ring shows up) Cool!

(But suddenly the ring shakes and dimension contact begins Mario throwing the block into a portal by E.Gadd, and then the ring turns into crazy Tails)

Tails: Notice me senpai! Please notice me senpai!

Sonic: Tails?

Dr. Eggman: I won't go down like this (every single rings turn into million crazy dancing Tails)

Sonic: SHUT UP TAILS! This thing...it's dangerous... And definitely not from this universe... It's probably glitching up everything! Cool! (hits item brick and Super Mushroom comes up)

Sonic: Wha? What is that thing? (eats Super Mushroom and grows bigger)

Amy: I wonder what Sonic is?

Sonic: What in the world is Amy doing here?

Amy: Hey Sonic!

Sonic: (deep voice) Uhhhh...Amy!

(Amy screams and runs off the side, killing herself)

Amy: F**K THIS S**T!!!

Sonic: AMY! Oh no! (Motobug appears and hits him, shrinking down to size) Eh. Can't win them all! Yeah! (hits item brick and Poison Mushroom comes up)

Knuckles: Hey Sonic! (Sonic screams) What's going on here anyway?

Sonic: Nothing...at all!

Knuckles: What's that?

Sonic: Yes, I am sorry. I do not speak english.

Knuckles: What do you mean?

Sonic: (Peter Griffin's voice) Well, excuse me for being retarded!

Knuckles: That's it! No time for games, Sonic!

To Be Continued