Chris Gordman

Chris is a guard that appeared in the videos Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory and Guards N' Retards: the butt ninja. He is swagmaster69696969696's partner. He is currently being hunted by Morgan Freeman.

Quotes

 * What the sh*t?
 * Yeah, well this whole factory is full of mental patients.
 * STOP RIGHT THERE MOFO!
 * Suprise buttsex! ...oh what the fuck?!
 * WUT!?
 * WHAT THE MOTHER DUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
 * Well sh*t! I thought you were called swag master just cause you wanted friends.
 * ....ahh sh*t. (Morgan Freeman expoldes)