A SM64 Parody: Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball/Transcript

Lyrics
Bowser (spoken): I can smell you...

Bowser (sang):

Tick Tock, goes the clock as I sit in my home

alone, never to be loved

No one understands! how I feel for this girl

I know, always pushed and shoved (Koopa: is he a pedophile?)

Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always kidnap you

Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,

I will always kidnap you...

I came in like a BOWSER BALL!!!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

Yeah you...re-ee-ject meeee!

So my plan's been foiled once again

by the.... stupid fat plumber.

No matter what I do, it's never enough (Mario: Hello!)

for you. Man, I'm such a bummer... (Mario: *screaming*)

Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always kidnap you (Mario: Awwwww HELL no!)

Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,

I will always kidnap you...

(Mario: OH YEAH!)

I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!)

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Mario (sang):

I never meant to kick your butt...

You just really piss me off!

But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!)

you just really piss me off!

(Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!)

(Mario: SHUT UP!)

I never meant to kick your butt...

You just really piss me off!

Bowser:

Don't you ever say, I just walked away,

I will always kidnap you.

Mario: Now, the party don't start till I walk in!

Bowser and Mario:

I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!)

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

Yeah you, re-ee-ject meeee!

Outro (spoken)
(fade to black. Suddenly, Peach appears, spazzing out, screaming, and on fire. Cut to Mario and Bowser looking at SMG4's computer.)

Mario: What the hell was that?

Bowser: FABULOUS!