A Day in the life of Bob/Transcript

This is the transcript for A Day in the life of Bob.

Transcript
(It begins with Mario happily looking at the audience.)

(Mario immediately leaves the camera, and the intro of the A Day in the Life Of... (series) plays out, with dramatic music before revealing to be Bob.)

(It starts at Bob's dump. An alarm clock rings out and the Garo is waking up. Apparently, he is feeling angry over being awoken.)

(Bob immediately punches the alarm clock away.)

(Immediately after he says that, an unknown adventure music plays in the background.)

(Fuck Tha Police plays as the Mushroom Kingdom garbage dump truck shows up near Bob.)

(Bob proceeds to jump inside the dump truck and it magically drops in front of Peach's Castle. He got out but landed badly before using the cannon, which he also did so sloppily.)

(Bob fired the cannon, launching himself into SMG4's room. In the process, he blasted his laptop away.)

(Naturally not surprised to see Bob, SMG4 faced him with a bored expression.)

(SMG4, having enough, proceeded to punch Bob.)

(Apparently, Bob's list is just "Ask SMG4 if I can be in his video" every hour)

(Bob leaves the room.)

(SMG4 goes nearer to Bob who just passed the doorway.)

(SMG4 then waits for Bob to leave the room. Once that happened, he squatted in regret.)

(Later at 3:28 am.)

(As SMG4 is sleeping on his bed, Bob creeped out to him and when he got close, he quietly giggled. However, it was loud enough for SMG4 to be awakened to see Bob staring him down.)

(SMG4's response is to punch Bob out of his room and the castle, causing the Garo to fly out fast.)

(Then the day begins and Bob begins what he did earlier in the video again.)

(The video then ends with a screen static.)