User blog comment:The Zog./ALL HAIL GABEN/@comment-24846733-20150401184932

You see, I have an explanation straight from my old 9th grade fisics book:

Supposedly the Gabe in the middle has so much MASS (i.e. fat) that he developed his own gravitational field. Then thanks to something there are other Gabens spinning around him, thus creating a new solar system.

Just wait for the Supernova! HAHAH!

Glory to our lord and Sun, Gabe Newell.