R64: Son of a bowser.

Retarded64: Son of a Bowser., more often simply called Son of a Bowser, is the 214th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the tenth episode in the Retarded64 series, and also the third episode of Season 5 of SM64 Bloopers. In this blooper, Bowser gets a call from his grandmother Granny Koopa wanting his son Bowser Jr. to stay with him, and he realizes this one is pretty annoying, so he and Mario both look after Bowser Jr..

Transcript
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Plot
Mario, starts randomly dancing, while watching TV but second later, footage of Bowser on the screen appears as he will "Kidnap the princess" yet again. Mario then says that "He hates this channel," changing to a different one.

Afterwards Bowser was seen video taping himself saying these words, as he then says that "The audiences (especially Mario) would hate this and say, that this channel sucks." However before he continues, Bowser Jr smashes the camera, saying to Bowser that he's hungry. As Bowser he becomes enraged he jumps over the side cliff, committing suicide.

Supposedly a while ago, his grandma had called asking Bowser to take care of his son. He objects and says that he's busy kidnapping the princess. Bowser's Grandma didn't care and hung up, meaning that he has to take care of Bowser Jr, and comes back to the present time to show a few situations where Bowser gets annoyed with Bowser Jr, from in the snow, to Koopa Klan Car Riding to Jr getting smashed by a Whomp.

Inside a department store, Bowser gets pissed and annoyed, Jr again demanding a drink from Bowser. Bowser gets really angry, asking Jr if he wants milk. His son refuses, resulting in screaming.

At the castle after crashing in, Luigi asks Bowser about movies but he says that he needed Mario. Upstairs, Mario and SMG4 was shooting a video clip for Youtube. Bowser throws Jr to Mario's hands, requesting him to take care of the child, until Bowser comes back. On his way outside the castle, he celebrates as he was planning to go on a party. Bumping into his grandma, his grandma vows to kill her son if anything bad happens to Jr. Bowser worries that Mario created destruction for Jr but in the real situation, Mario was playing planes with him. Mario, suddenly threw Bowser Jr whom after farting on his face, forcing Bowser to burn him. Bowser Jr wanted his "uncle" Mario to play with him, after a few times of Bowser refusing, he sarcastically agrees.

They go to see a movie, but Mario and Bowser hate it and they vomit everywhere right after the movie is finished. When Bowser Jr finds his dad and asks to watch the sequel, Bowser shouts at him and calls him a rude name. This scared Bowser Jr. away weeping. Mario reminds Bowser that if something bad happens to the little boy his grandmother will slay Bowser. The two men the search all over to find Bowser Jr. Mario hangs some posters, to alert people to find the little kid.

Later, Mario manages to find him, however, it was Roy he found. Mario and Bowser find Bowser Jr. with his "new cooler papa", Dr. Eggman, at Club Pingas. Eggman tells them that he never had a son before, but Mario doesn't care. Bowser threatens Eggman to give him back Bowser Jr., however Eggman loads and fires bullets from his machine gun in denial. Mario finds a Policeman and threatens him to get Eggman, however, this plan doesn't work as Eggman starts shooting the cop.

Bowser's grandmother calls him again, but Bowser hangs up the phone quickly, and then tries to save his son by charging into Eggman, breaking into the inside of Pingas Club. Bowser calls Mario for help, but Mario eats the wrong mushroom and faints.

Before Eggman could shoot and slay Bowser, Bowser Jr. violently whacks Eggman in the head with a frying pan. Bowser rewards his son by saying that he is proud of him. His grandmother arrives and stops him from punching his son. Mario also is still passed out from the mushroom. SMG4 who comes out of nowhere asks how can they end the episode, when Bowser Jr. comes and announcess that they should watch Super Mario Twilight 2: The Sequel. They do, and Bowser pukes again when watching it, and the video ends.

Characters
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 * Mario
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4
 * Bowser
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Granny Koopa (Bowser's Grandmother)
 * Luigi (Cameo appearance)
 * SuperStarXAlien169 (Cameo appearance)
 * HitKid96Fan (Cameo appearance)
 * Toad (Cameo appearance)
 * Anchor (Cameo appearance)
 * Wallace and Gromit (Cameo appearance)
 * Chain Chomp (Cameo appearance)
 * Roy Koopa (First and minor appearance)
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Michael Jackson (First appearance)
 * Justin Bieber (Cameo appearance)
 * Wario (Cameo appearance)
 * Policeman (Minor appearance)
 * McShyGuy (Cameo appearance)
 * Princess Peach (Cameo appearance)

Trivia

 * SMG4 hit 300,000 subscribers two days before he uploaded this video, then it was probably already in production at the time, explaining the reason for which he didn't release any special blooper for celebrating his 300k. However, he made one the next week anyway: "Bad Star's Back!".
 * This is the third Retarded64 episode to not have Mario's name in its title, the first being "Retard Karts 101" and the second being "Freddy's Spaghettiria" (however, it's the fourth if we also count "Mario and the 1337 P0lice" when this one is referred as "The 1337 P0lice" only).
 * This is the first Retarded64 episode to not have the usual Retarded64 intro.
 * To some fans offended by the new intro, SMG4 replaced the word "Retarded" with "Beautiful" (through annotation). There is the possibility, that he will replace this intro with less offensive one.
 * This is Bowser Jr.'s and Granny Bowser's first major appearance, even though is a Retarded64 blooper.
 * This is the first time since "Retarded64: A Dose of Dr. Mario" that Hitkid96fan has appeared in SMG4's bloopers.
 * Bowser mentions the Koopa Kids/Koopalings, and one of them, Roy, appears at one moment.
 * This is the first time Bowser is seen with twitched eye textures.
 * McShyGuy seems to have new wings, looking like Cirno's ones.
 * Bowser's phone tunes changes when he calls his grandmother for the second time, it's possible he changed it.
 * The gun Eggman uses to kill Mario is a USAS-12 from M9K Weapons from GMod.