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"Mamaf-er!"

- Mario's most common swear "may the power of this rock make babys come out!!!!"

- Mario in 99.5% Crazy "Toad: ok your turn to tell a scary story Mario: well once upon a time... THE END! Toad: how is that scary? Mario: you don't know what happened OooOOH!"

- Mario and Toad in The Forgotten Door "awwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhh clean butt"

- Mario wiping his butt in Smg4 vs. Smg3 "...it broke..."

- Mario after destroying a scale by stepping on it in The smg4 weight losers "STEVE TURNED INTO A BLACK THING NOOOO!"

- Mario after Steve explodes in World of Craftmine "Oh boy, look at that keyboard! I'm going to sh*t on it!"

- Mario about to take a dump on SMG4's keyboard in Ssenmodnar 6 (New Year's edition) "we gotta reproduce together and make babbehs smg4!"

- Mario in Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island