SMG4: Doki Doki Mario Club

SMG4: Doki Doki Mario Club is a Blooper uploaded on February 10, 2018.

Synopsis
It’s Valentines! And everyone has a Valentines date... even... Fishy Boopkins?... Wait a Minute... That’s not a person. OH GOD RUN

Plot
The episode starts in a park with Yoshi and Birdo, Mario proposing to his partner (a plate of spaghetti), Toadette dragging Toad on the ground, and Fishy Boopkins choosing Saiko Bichitaru in a game on his laptop. Bob, ho was passing by notices Boopkins, who introduces Saiko to him. But Bob tells Boopkins that the latter dating Saiko was the saddest s*** he ever seen. Boopkins, hurt by Bob's words, runs away with Saiko, then Bob continues his date with a trash bag.

Where Fishy Boopkins ran away, Saiko encouraged Boopkins to get her out of her game, which Boopkins agrees. First, he tried to protest to the game company who made Saiko's game, with other protesters protesting the same thing. But an employee uses an Anti-Weebo Machine, causing the protesters to flee. Next, he tried to get help from Mario, who gave Luigi a haircut to resemble Saiko. Finally, SMG4 spotted Boopkins doing an anime ritual.

Despite Fishy Boopkins efforts, all of them did not work. But Kamek, who was on the road, gets ran over by a taxi, and dropped his wand. Then Boopkins uses the wand on Saiko. It worked, so Boopkins decided to take her on a date.

In the movies, Bob notices the couple and is glad that Boopkins is not lonely anymore. But he claims that his trash bag is better than Saiko, which made her kick the trash bag, sending it flying, then Bob mentions that his trash bag cost him lots of money to buy it.

After the movie, Lemmy Koopa, invites the couple to watch anime, when watching, Fishy Boopkins and Lemmy were enjoying it, while Saiko was horrified due to Boopkins watching other girls, which made her change the channel to the Teletubbies. Boopkins and Lemmy were horrified.

Later, in Peach's Castle, Mario opens a door, which Saiko was there, then Mario closes the door and runs away, claiming that the world is doomed. Then Luigi meets Saiko, but he was doing a call, but Saiko destroys the phone. Luigi backs up, but Saiko steals his cap, and runs away with Luigi chasing after her. Toad tells Fishy Boopkins that he needs to get rid of Saiko, then Toadette drags Toad away after mentioning that he only spent twenty hours with her.

Later, Fishy Boopkins took Saiko to his house, showing her his toys, and his waifu pillows. When Boopkins was going to get lunch (rocks) and came back, Saiko burned his waifus, causing him to declare to her that he is dumping her. Saiko cried and ran away.

Somewhere in the city, Wario and Waluigi were Valentine fortune telling for money, an example was a shy guy asking about what his wife said was true, which Wario told him that he is just f***ed, causing the shy guy to run with tears. Then Wario notices a sad Saiko, and he offers her flowers, which makes Saiko happy again. But Wario said she should buy the flowers for 1500 coins, but she wanted the duo to hang out with her. Wario and Waluigi tried to escape, but Saiko prevents them from escaping, asking them to get revenge on Fishy Boopkins, in which the duo agree in fear.

In Peach's Castle, Boopkins tells Mario SMG4 and Luigi that he felt sorry for dumping Saiko. Mario then tells Boopkins that why he dated his spaghetti plate is because he does not burn his stuff. A robot mech comes.

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Characters

 * Fishy Boopkins
 * Bob
 * Saiko
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * SMG4
 * Toad
 * Toadette
 * Kamek
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Shy Guy (species)
 * Yoshi
 * Birdo
 * Lemmy Koopa
 * Teletubbies
 * Francis (cameo)

Trivia

 * This is the first time a SM64 model was used for Fishy Boopkins.
 * This uses the "3D" model of Francis from Super Paper Mario.
 * The Name of the Episode Itself is a Reference by the Game by Dan Savalto Called "Doki Doki Literature Club"