Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)

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Good work, you've unlocked the mario simulator interactive, come along on an adventure with mario to save the princess from bowser! how original! :D don't forget to find all the secret toads.

Plot/Gameplay
The Narrator introduces the game to the player (which is you). As Mario is about to leave the castle, the Narrator stops him to do a tutorial. He explains how pressing buttons work (the button during the tutorial is one of two buttons the player cannot press). He spawns Luigi by pressing A, but then punches him offscreen. The tutorial is interrupted as Bowser steals Peach Toadstool. The game then begins.

Starting Video
There are three options shown on the screen.
 * EAT SOME SPAGHETTI: Click here.
 * GET ANOTHER PRINCESS: Click here.
 * GET THAT MOFO: Click here.

If you do not click on any of the options, Mario will look at you, get annoyed, and then explode, giving you a game over.

Game over message: I DIDNT FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION Ending

Game message to you: you just wanted to see didnt you >_>

Your rating: 0/10

Rewind message: might wanna replay the video (Option will take you back to Starting Video)

EAT SOME SPAGHETTI
The Narrator comments on how Mario decides to just eat spaghetti when Peach is kidnapped.

Two options are shown from here:
 * EAT MORE SPAGHETTI: Click here.
 * FINE GO SAVE PEACH: Click here.

EAT MORE SPAGHETTI
The Narrator comments again on how Mario decides to just eat spaghetti when Peach is kidnapped but adds that he is getting irritated by Mario's action.

Two options are shown from here:
 * MORE SPAGHETTI: Click here.
 * FINE GO SAVE PEACH: Click here.

MORE SPAGHETTI
The Narrator is astonished at how much spaghetti Mario would actually need to eat before he would be full. However, when Mario indicated he is not done eating, the Narrator has enough and proceed to blow him up with a Bob-omb, killing him and giving you a game over.

Game over message: (FATASS) Spaghetti Lover Ending

Game message to you: you're persistent. but really like doing pointless things

Your rating: 2/10

Rewind message: Enough spaghetti for you (Option will take you back to Starting Video)

GET ANOTHER PRINCESS
Note: This is one of the parts that will have Mario kill a Toad.

Mario decides to call an agency, where Toad happens to be working. After some irritating moments, Toad offered several princesses, none of which what Mario wanted. Eventually, Toad offered Mario a Justin Bieber princess, getting him irritated enough for him to blow up Toad with a Bom-omb. He then gets fed up and leaves to eat something, giving you a game over.

Game over message: Discount princess ending

Game message to you: cmon are you that lazy mario?

Your rating: 0/10

Rewind message: go save her now! (Option will take you back to Starting Video)

GET THAT MOFO
Mario proceeds to chase Bowser but, soon tired out, decides to take a vehicle.

There are three options to choose from.
 * USE THE WARP PIPE!: Click here.
 * RIDE THE YOSHI: Click here.
 * RIDE THE SEXY KART': Click here.

USE THE WARP PIPE!
Note: This is one of the parts that will have Mario kill a Toad.

Mario proceeds to use the warp pipe which takes him to Weegee's shop. He looked through what Weegee offered for sale. After some time, he chooses the Bom-omb due to it being the cheapest at 100 coins. Weegee agreed and made it rain Bom-ombs, which made Mario regret his decision very quickly as the place was filled up with Bom-ombs which eventually filled up the room and explode, killing him (and the Toad which was on sale for 1000 coins) and giving you a game over.

Game over message: weegee bomb ending

Game message to you: never EVER trust a weegee

Your rating: 0/10

Rewind message: no pipe for you (Option will take you back to GET THAT MOFO)

RIDE THE YOSHI
Mario rides Yoshi but soon realize how slow the dinosaur is, even slower than Old Man Hobo, who calls them out on it. He needed to speed him up. You hav etwo options shown below:
 * SMOKE SHROOMS ERRY' DAY!: Click here
 * FEED IT CURRY!: Click here

SMOKE SHROOMS ERRY' DAY!
Mario proceeds to feed Yoshi some glowing mushrooms, causing him to trip out. Mario then decides to do the same, causing him to trip out as well. In that state, Mario saw "Peach". Feeling excited, he proceeded to hump her. He actually tried humping Old Man Hobo who naturally was disgusted with what Mario is doing to him, prompting him to shoot him dead and giving you a game over.

Game over message: Mario "Party" ending

Game message to you: what did i tell you about humping old people?

Your rating: banana/10

Rewind message: might wanna go back a video (Option will take you back to RIDE THE YOSHI)

FEED HIM CURRY
Mario proceeds to feed Yoshi some curry, which causes him to go crazy with the spiciness from the curry. He drags Mario along until he reaches the ground where he then flies up into the sky before exploding. You may continue the story by clicking here.

RIDE THE SEXY KART
As Mario uses his kart to drive after Bowser, he suddenly heard some police sirens, forcing him to slow down. As the Policeman is approaching, there is an option to use a Surprise Ninja Attack, which can be done by clicking here.

If you do not, the policeman will be near Mario ready to arrest him for speeding. There are two options you can choose.
 * PERSUADE THE COP: Click here.
 * DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!: Click here.

SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK
Note: This is one of the parts that will have Mario kill a Toad.

Mario attempts to kill the policeman by firing a sudden laser at him. However, he misses and instead, it knocks down a nearby tree which crushes a nearby Toad. The policeman still approaches as if nothing happened to him, ready to arrest Mario for speeding. There are two options you can choose.
 * PERSUADE THE COP: Click here.
 * DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!: Click here.

PERSUADE THE COP
Mario proceeds to strip for the policeman, which naturally horrifies him and arrests Mario for both speeding and nudity, resulting in you getting a game over. As the game over plays out, Mario tells it to shut up.

Game over message: Not very sexy ending

Game message to you: you're sexy but not that sexy.

Your rating: 1/10

Rewind message: re-evaluate your life. (Option will take you back to RIDE THE SEXY KART)

DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!
Mario proceeds to speed away from the policeman, causing him to give chase. As he drives away, there's an obstacle which you can tell Mario to look out and stop the kart by here.

If you choose not to (or realized too late), Mario will crash and be sent flying, which you can click here to continue with the story.

MARIO WATCH OUT!
Mario, upon hearing you indicate there's something in the way, quickly backflips out of his kart. As he thanks you for warning him about the obstacle, the officer catches up with him, ready to arrest Mario. He proceeds to use his baton to knock him out at the balls before arresting him, wherein jail, he calls you an a-hole.

Game over message: Thanks a lot (butthole) ending

Game message to you: you're quick but he would been better off.

Your rating: 5/10

Rewind message: let him crash!! (Option will take you back to DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!)

Middle Segment
Mario lands next to an old lady who needs her cat to get off a tree. There are two options you can choose from here:
 * SCREW THAT! I GOT A PRINCESS TO SAVE!: Click here.
 * HELP THE POOR LADY: Click here.

SCREW THAT! I GOT A PRINCESS TO SAVE!
Mario decides to ignore the old lady. As he continues on his way, he meets a Chain Chomp whom a girl accidentally let loose. There are two options which you can choose:
 * DO THE SAFETY DANCE!: Click here.
 * THROW CRAP AT IT: Click here.

HELP THE POOR LADY
Mario decides to help the old lady. He borrows an ax from a nearby Villager and proceeds to knock the cat out by chopping it down. Although it did work, the tree soon crushes it. The old lady is horrified with the outcome but Mario said she is welcomed. This results in him obtaining the stick. As he continues on his way, he meets a Chain Chomp whom a girl accidentally let loose. There are three options which you can choose:
 * DO THE SAFETY DANCE!: Click here.
 * USE DA STICK!: Click here.
 * THROW CRAP AT IT: Click here.

DO THE SAFETY DANCE!
Mario proceeds to do the safety dance which makes him safe form everything. However, there is one exception, Chain Chomps, which the one from earlier proceeds to run Mario over, giving you a game over.

Game over message: A very safe ending ending

Game message to you: did you think it would really work?

Your rating: 3/10

Rewind message: did you miss something? (Option in the video will take you back to DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!. However, here, you should click here instead.)

THROW CRAP AT IT
Mario proceeds to throw random stuff, which includes a coin, which does nothing, a Mushroom, which only makes the Chain Chomp bigger, and a Power Star, which makes the Chain Chomp invincible. When it runs over Mario, he becomes a skeleton, getting him killed and you getting a game over.

Game over message: Chompalicious ending

Game message to you: you think that fat italians taste any good?

Your rating: 6/10

Rewind message: did you miss something? (Option in the video will take you back to DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!!. However, here, you should click here instead.)

USE DA STICK
Mario tosses the stick away, making the Chain Chomp turn around to fetch it. While turning around he kicks Mario into the air though, who then lands in a pipe. The pipe brings Mario into Smexy Town, where he sees a Toad giving out help and directions. Mario approaches him.
 * CAN I HAVE SPAGHETTI!!!! ? Mario asks the humanoid mushroom if he can have some spaghetti. The Toad's definition of spaghetti appears to be violent sex though and he sexually assaults the red plumber, thus giving the player a game over: Different Kind of Spaghetti Ending
 * SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE Mario shoots the humanoid mushroom in the face, killing him. He then sees the Happy Mask Salesman nearby and approaches him. He's offered a map for two coins, our hero only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
 * GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
 * GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
 * SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
 * STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.


 * DIRECTIONS TO BOWSER'S CASTLE Mario asks the humanoid mushroom on where he could find Bowsers castle. The Toad tells him to ask the Happy Mask Salesman. Mario approaches the vendor, who offers him a map for two coins, Mario only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
 * GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
 * GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
 * SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
 * STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.

STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.
Mario kicks the child and steals the coin. He walks back to the vendor and obtains a map. The player is then shown a map with three selectable locations.
 * SPAGHETTI SHOP This option is only available if the spaghetti DLC is purchased for only 599$.
 * GO TO THE MARIO BROS HOUSE Mario enters the house and sees Luigi making out with a Luigi doll. The red plumber's head consequentially explodes, giving the player a game over: Luigi Love Ending.
 * GO TO PORT PENGUZ

GO TO PORT PENGUZ
Mario heads for Port Penguz, only to be stopped in his journey by two pirates, Foxy and a Shy Guy, whom he fights. The player is given four moves:
 * PUNCH THEM Mario attempts to punch Foxy but misses and falls into a nearby river and is eaten by a fish, thus giving the player a game over: Battle - Fishy Ending
 * SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK Mario does not know this attack and is beaten down by Foxy, giving the player a game over: Battle - 360NOSCOPE GAMEOVER
 * BE SCARY Mario attempts to scare the pirates away and fails. Consequentially the Shy Guy pirate throws his sword which pierces into Mario's head killing him, giving the player a game over: Battle - 2spooky4me Ending
 * USE THE SPAGHETTI!

USE THE SPAGHETTI!
Mario throws a bowl of spaghetti at Foxy blocking his vision and punches the Shy Guy. The Shy Guy steals his map anyway and the duo runs off. Mario then arrives at Port Penguz. Behind him there's a "Spicy Spaghetti Sale"
 * EAT THAT SPICY SPAGHETTI! Mario asks the Toad vendor for food and is given a bowl of spicy spaghetti. Apparently too spicy for Mario to handle, as he starts spewing fire killing the salesman. Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.
 * GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending
 * FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!


 * Do nothing Mario spots a Chuckya giving selling and giving away boats for free and he sees one of the pirates that robbed him before.
 * GET A FREE BOAT! Mario asks the salesman for a free boat. Upon jumping on it he quickly realizes that he exceeded the weight limit the ship can support and sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken Italian Ending
 * FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!

FOLLOW THOSE PIRATES!
Mario sneaks up to the pirates who surround him and their Captain, aided by his condor, threatens to hurt him if he can't prove that he's a real pirate.
 * SING THE PIRATE SONG! Mario sings a pirate song... The wrong one! The bird kills Mario and the crew goes on to sing their song, giving the player a game over: Happy Pirate Ending
 * TELL PIRATE ADVENTURES! Mario proceeds to tell of the pirate adventures he lived and accidentally kills a Toad. The pirates think that he simply insulted Foxy's mother. The fox sends him flying with his crowbar, giving the player a game over: Pirates Don't Know Italian Ending
 * SHOW THEM YEE PIRATE BOOTY.

SHOW THEM YEE PIRATE BOOTY.
Mario shows off his butt, which causes the bird to explode. Lardbutt notes him of his nice booty, and welcomes him aboard the crew. Later, Mario asks Lardbutt if he got any food, to which he replies yes but he can't have any. Lardbutt soon notices his sandwich is reduced to few crumbs on his plate. Mario has to find out who did it: Foxy? Or the Shy Guy? He also has a chance to choose Toad.


 * TWAS THE FOX! Mario blames it on Foxy, who is forced by Lardbutt to vomit out the contents of his stomach. Lardbutt decides there's no holding back and throws a Golden Mushroom at Foxy, causing him to start vomiting out many objects, including a kart and a skeleton. He then vomits out a nuke, exploding the entire pirate ship and giving the player a game over: Foxy-BLURRRGGHH Ending
 * TWAS THE SHY GUY!
 * TOAD ABOARD!!!! Mario blames it on Toad. He uses a cannon and fires a Bullet Bill at Toad, K.O.ing him. Lardbutt tells him the Toad wasn't even part of his crew. He has to find out who actually did it.
 * TWAS THE SHY GUY!

TWAS THE SHY GUY!
Mario blames it on Shy Guy, who goes over and steals the toast from him, turns out the Shy Guy was the culprit! Shy Guy becomes mad and transforms into McShyGuy the helping toast fairy, stealing the toast before flying off from the ship. Lardbutt claims that he was a fine crew member, at least worse than losing his sandwich. Eventually the ship arrives close to Bowser's Lair...the signal was triggered, and the sea monster appears! Mario jumps back, scared. Lardbutt still claims that it's not worse than losing the sandwich. Klepto was seen flying before being knocked onto Lardbutt by the sea monster. Foxy jumps off the boat in horror, while the sea monster claims that he just wanted to be friends with the crew members. With the sea monster out of control, which one of Mario's Waluigi-based attacks will he choose to defeat it?
 * WALUIGI PICTURE!!!
 * WALUIGI LAUNCHER! Mario pulls out a toolbox containing a Waluigi Launcher inside it, he fires the launcher at the sea monster, losing only 1 HP, direct hit. Mario cheered for himself before being squashed by one of the monster's tentacles, killing him and giving the player a game over: a not very effective Waluigi attack Ending

WALUIGI PICTURE!!!
Mario shows some intented-to-be sexy pictures of Waluigi. This blinds the sea monster up to the point that he throws Mario to Bowser's castle. It turns out Mario is wanted by millions of enemies. He must find a way to get through.
 * BE A BADASS AND REK EM! Mario kicks two Goombas but a Whomp sees this and calls the "cops" with Mario desperately trying to bribe them with spaghetti. The "cops" then call the "military" and a Big Bob-Omb falls on Mario, giving the player a game over: Enemy offender Ending
 * MAKE A DISTRACTION! Mario wonders what to distract with and how. A Toad walks by, and Mario tackles him. He gives the Toad his clothes. Mario calls out his phrase and the enemies go after the Toad. However, Bowser catches Mario and fires a bullet bill at him, giving the player a game over: A sexy naked intrusion Ending
 * DISGUISE AS ENEMY!

DISGUISE AS ENEMY
Mario disguises himself as a Goomba to blend in with the others, but when going to the entrance, he finds Big Bob-Omb asking him what does he want.
 * SELL COOKIES Mario lies to Big Bob-Omb that he's selling cookies, with the latter falling for it. He then calls several Bullies, and they all crazily attack Mario to get the cookies, turning Mario into a skeleton and giving the player a game over: 'COOKIE! Ending
 * RUN

RUN
Mario throws away his Goomba disguise and makes a run for the entrance, but finds the door is going to be shut down. Steve then shows up and blocks Mario's path.
 * Do Nothing Mario is unable to dodge Steve and the door closes. Big Bob-Omb then throws the plumber into lava, burning him and giving the player a game over:'Steve'd Ending
 * DODGE STEVE!

DODGE STEVE!
Mario successfully dodges Steve and manages to get inside Bowser's lair before the door could close. He then confronts Bowser, but finds both a Mega Mushroom and an item box from Mario Kart, and has to choose which thing he should use.
 * USE THE MEGA MUSHROOM!-Mario uses the Mega Mushroom, but he's too big to fit in the room, giving Bowser an advantage to hit him out of the lair with a Baseball Bat, giving the player a game over:HOMERUN Ending
 * TAKE A CHANCE! USE THE ITEM BOX!

TAKE A CHANCE! USE THE ITEM BOX!'
Mario uses the item box, but it only gives him a banana. Enraged, Mario throws it aside, and Bowser slips on it and falls on the lava below (he attempted to escape with his Koopa Clown Car but hit it the ceiling). Before dying, Bowser presses a button which lowers Peach's cage into the lava. Mario tries to find out which button to use.
 * DO NOTHING-Mario fails to press a button, causing Peach to fall in the lava and giving the player a game over:mario.exe has stopped working ending
 * The red button-A laser is shot through the liar and it kills two Toads. Then, and earthquake occurs, which sends Peach into the lava. Mario then knocks himself out as he gets the game over:pretty lights ending
 * The white button-The platforms above Peach close, but right when she goes below the platform. A cannon is then powered up, setting Peach on fire. Mario knocks himself out as he gets a game over:Princes BBQ ending
 * The green button: Back-up is called and Dr. Eggman is called into the action. As Mario sees him enter, he declares that it is madness. Dr. Eggman responds by shouting, "THIS IS PINGAS!" before kicking Mario into the lava, resulting in a game over:This is Pingas ending
 * The blue botton

THE BLUE BUTTON
Mario activates the party mode. Soon enough, a van full of Teletubbies arrive. The Teletubbies then do a party, with one of them ramming into Peach and swinging her around, causing Mario to freak out. Soon enough, however, Peach lands hard (but safely) onto the ground, along with the Teletubbie that messed with the cage. Mario then tricks the Teletubbies to falling into the lava by throwing a bowl of Tubbie Custard into the lava. Soon enough, the Teletubbies scream as they burn to death. Mario is finally able to save Peach.
 * Beat the game!

BEAT THE GAME!
Peach is finally saved. As Mario and the princess walk out of Bowser's liar, Foxy, Cap'n LardButt, the Shy Guy and Gooper Blooper are seen congratulating the two. Mario then declares that he is hungry to Peach. Suddenly, Peach splits into two, revealing a Toad playing as the princess. As the Toad was about to finish his cathcphrase, Mario shoots him and rages as the game comes to an end. The ending: 'There's actually a good ending?! ending'

Characters

 * Narrator (offscreen)
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Toad (11 of them)
 * Frankie (cameo)
 * Princess Peach
 * Bowser
 * Random guy coplayed as Princess Daisy (cameo)
 * Waluigi (three cameos)
 * Justin Bieber (cameo)
 * Yoshi
 * Weegee (cameo)
 * Bob-omb (cameo)
 * Old Man Hobo
 * Police Man
 * Crazy Woman
 * Villager (cameo)
 * Little Girl
 * Chain Chomp
 * Happy Mask Salesman
 * Koopa Kid
 * Luigi Doll (cameo)
 * Shy Guy
 * Foxy the Pirate Fox
 * Chuck-ya
 * Goomba
 * Cap'n LardButt
 * Condor
 * Glooper Blooper
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Whomp
 * King Bob-omb
 * Bully (cameo)
 * Steve
 * Dr. Robotnik
 * Teletubbies

Chain Chomp
Get the stick from the "Help the old lady" option, when the Chain Chomp is about to attack Mario, click "Use Da Stick!" Mario will throw the stick, and distract the Chain Chomp, however, when the dog runs off, he kicks Mario back in the process, sending him flying into a pipe.

Shy Guy and Foxy
Click "Spaghetti" Mario throws the Spaghetti at Foxy's face, covering his eyes. While Foxy is confused, Mario attempts to defeat Shy Guy, but Shy Guy then knocks Mario Down and steals his map.

The Sea Monster (Gooper Blooper)
Choose "Waluigi Picture" the Sea Monster gets a bloody nose and absolutely freaks out, Mario is then hit by one of the Sea Monster's tentacles and is thrown to Bowser's Lair.

Bowser Finale
Choose the Item Box from Mario Kart, Mario gets a banana, Bowser slips on it and falls in the lava. However, Bowser then flies out in his Clown Car taunting Mario, but he then hits the ceiling, falling in anyway.

Guide for finding all 11 toads
'''SPOILERS! If you want to have fun finding all the toads on your own, don't read this!'''
 * 1st Toad: in the option "Get another princess".
 * 2nd Toad: "Get that mofo", then enter the pipe.
 * 3rd Toad: pick "Get that mofo", then the kart, and choose fast "Suprise ninja attack".
 * 4th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face.
 * 5th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Get the spicy spaghetti
 * 6th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Talk about pirate adventures
 * 7th Toad: - when on the ship and picking the sandwich robber, click toad thad occasionally appear behind the pole.
 * 8th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Make a distraction
 * 9th and 10th Toad - Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Use a disguise - Dodge Steve - Item box - red button
 * 11th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Twas the Shy Guy - Waluigi picture - Disguise as enemy - RUN!! - Dodge Steve - Item Box - The blue button - Beat the game

Trivia

 * This video was heavily inspired by the Henry Stickman series of games.
 * The intro for this video wasn't made by SMG4.
 * This video was uploaded and published on the same day (July 13rd, 2015) as the video "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)". This is the third time this occurred, the two first two being both on 2013:
 * Similarly, The bloopers "The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Welcome Invitation" and "Long Jump" were both published on May 19th ???
 * Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping and Bob-omache were both published on August 4th ???.
 * The Sunken Italian ending is a reference to a similar plot device from the blooper The Elevator.
 * The first option "Spawn a Luigi", which is the only one of all the simulator not to be activated by the viewer, is a reference to a scene from the video "The Mario Parable", in which the Narrator punches Luigi out the scene before Mario enters Bowser's Lair.
 * SMG4 accidentally put 11 toads to destroy, even when the screen shows there are 10. This can be because two Toads from the red button scene ended up counting to him as one.