Board Thread:Roleplaying Board/@comment-35743591-20190830195106

Your name is JACKSON RECTANG-ULLE. You are currently recovering from cowering under your DESK, which happens to have a COMPUTER on it. A little while ago, there was an EARTHQUAKE, during which a RHOMBUS CRIMINAL locked you into your office. There is a VENT SHAFT, which is currently OPEN, thanks to a FLEEING DUCK.

What do you do? 