WELCOME TO SMG4'S MAGICAL LAND OF RETARDEDNESS/Transcript

This is the transcript for Welcome to Smg4's Magical Land of Retardness.

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Mario: Dude! Look at thi-...what are you doing?

SMG4: I’m making a blooper.

Mario: A blooper? What the hell is that?

SMG4: Well, let me tell you...

Swagmaster: Swag mode activate!

(Mario farts)

(Mario shoots with guns)

Waluigi: Suprise, motherfucka!

(SMG4 screams)

Po: Tubby custard!

SMG4: So much swag.

Luigi: Holy Shit!

(Mario laughs retardedly)

Mario: MAMAF**-

Bowser: Bitch, I’m fabulous!

Mario: She’s a bitch!

Mario and Luigi: Oh shit!

SMG4: There’s more!

Slenderman: Yeah!

Mario: FFFFFUU-

Morgan Freeman: Titty sprinkles.

Sun Baby: Fuck him up!

Guy: Raisins!

Toad: But I brought this cat!

(FightingMario54321 cries)

Toad: I don’t give a shit!

Guy 2: I got friends!

SMG3: YOLOOOOOOO!

(Mario falls and Bowser turns the page)

Gamer: Did...uhh...I...did I win?