Sonic the Derphog: Egg and Peach./Transcript

This is a transcript of Sonic the Derphog: Egg and Peach.

Script
(SMG4 2015 intro, Dr. Eggman with a troll face appears instead of Mario.)

(The blooper starts off with Dr. Eggman dancing on his burning death egg robot in Onett.)

Eggman: I am Dr. Robotnik! The most cunning scientific genius in the world! (he laughs while some cars were passing through the giant robot's foot. A guy appears from the chimney.)

Guy/Castle Inspector: Can you shut uppp! People are trying to sleep! (The camera zooms onto Dr. Eggman's face.)

Eggman: No! (He and the death egg robot dances while the 'Where the Hood At' song by DMX plays. Dr. Eggman gets off from his robot.)

Eggman: Mwhaha I am so evil...that I even scare myself haha! Now who should I terrorise next?... ??? (He spots Peach, Bowser and his broken clown car.)

Bowser: *sniff* whyd' you make me crash my clown car...that cost a lot you know...

Peach: Well excuse me! I'm sorry for being kidnapped! Jerk!!! (She walks away from him.)

Bowser: No NO! WAIT! Come baaack! I was jokinggg! D: Fine! But let me just tell you something! I still love u.

Peach: Goodbye!

Bowser: Noooooooooooo-(he gets hit by the death egg robot.)

Eggman: IM DR ROBOTNIK! AND IM HERE TO STEAL YO GIRL CAUSE IM EVIL!

Bowser: She's mine!!!!! (He breathes fire.)

Eggman: Attaaaack! (The death egg robot uses its ass to breathe fire at Bowser, knocking him to a wall beside the road.)

TBA