DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent/Transcript

This is the transcript for DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent.

Transcript
Yellow Text: DERPTV NETWORK

Red Text: PRESENTS

Pink Text: MUSHROOM KINGDOOM

Orange and Dark-Blue Text: Got

Light-Blue and Yellow Text: TALENT

SMG4: welcome to the national MK talent show!

SMG4: where we will be seeing a variety of awesome talents from all over the nation!

SMG4: The winner gets a butt-tonne of coins! :D

SMG4: What the fuck?

Wario: Hehehehehehehehehe

SMG4: and you people at home will vote! SO ENJOY THE TALENT!!!

Mario: Sugar Sugar do do do do ahhh honey honey do do do do do do do

Mario: Uhhhh.... i... did i win?

White Text: ACT 1 Teletubbie Metallica

Dipsy: Yeah

Teletubbies: aoiswdjowqahduiadalwuhdaiuhdaosiwudhawoudhauiwdawud

Old Man Hobo?: Shut the hell up!

Po: Ohh shit....

ACT 2 Warios magic trick

Wario: ocka bocka ocka bocka

Waluigi: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! OH FUCK!!!!!!!!

Wario: Excellent!

Wario: Move it!

White Text: WALUIGI SEXEH

White Text: WALUIGI ILLUMINATEH

White Text: WALUIGI LAUNCHAH

Wario: time for my great disapearing act!!

Waluigi: Waluigi LAUNCHER!

SMG4: what the? where'd he...

Wario: Swigity swoody coming for that booty

SMG4: Get that motherfucker

Wario: ah ah ah ah ah!

Wario: Would you like to see a magic trick?

Wario: Fack you

Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ACT 3 Bowser's soul song