SMG4: Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door/Transcript

Mario walks to his home

Mario: *hums mario theme as he walks into home and closes door*

Mario begins to scream loudly

Mario: AH! MY PINGAS! Mario: Crap! It's jammed                                                                                                                                            Mario: Ok, ok, breath mario, you can get out of this.

Mario frantically searches for items to unjam door such as a BlockBuster card, hammer and a knife

Mario: hmmm...yeah maybe not