Mario

Mario (full name Mario Sexy The Plumber) is one of the main characters in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers. He is obssessed with spaghetti, and he is retarded.

Personality
In the official Mario games, Mario acts as a nice character that helps anyone that needs help.

As protrayed in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish and acts like he only cares for himself, as other people's concerns don't bother Mario. He will do things for people if there is spaghetti involved, showing that Mario is very lazy.

Mario is a major bother to everyone in Peach's Castle.

Mario always wants attention, as shown the episode Youtube Mario?. He created a channel called "theawesomario" (which is an actual channel on YouTube) to be better than SuperMarioGlitchy4, and also get his attention.

Likes

 * We can't tell if he is friends with anyone, but maybe he's friends with SuperMarioGlitchy4.
 * Spaghetti
 * Being naked
 * Watching Dora
 * Steve (sometimes)
 * Slenderman (only in My Best Friend Slenderman)
 * MarioMario54321
 * Cake, despite him never actually getting any
 * Swag
 * Being gay
 * nyan cat

Dislikes

 * Bowser
 * SuperMarioGlitchy3
 * JB mags
 * People insulting Dora, as seen in War of the Fat Italians 2013
 * Steve (Sometimes)
 * Teletubbies (scared of, not hate)
 * Bad guys such as:
 * The Imposter
 * Barbie
 * Smg1 (only in Smg club)
 * Crazy Toilet Dude
 * Toad
 * Peach, as seen in The Mario Parable
 * People insulting his spaghetti (as seen in A Murder without Peach)
 * Ben
 * DICKS (Gary)
 * Luigi
 * Tubby Custard
 * Teletubbies
 * Bowser's ass

SuperMarioGlitchy4
He's a friend of Mario, who is responsible for making the bloopers. In one of his videos, he said that he was gay. He sometimes insults Mario, but also cares for Mario which is seen in some videos. Mario and SMG4 are rivals in the War of The Fat Italians series, and always argue and stuff (In 2012 edition, Mario told SMG4 that he's better than him, making SMG4 ragequit saying "FUUUUUUUUUUUU!")

Luigi
Mario heavily abuses his brother/sister/daughter Luigi, often insulting him, beating him up, and even killing him a few times, although he always comes back to life for some reason. Why Mario does this is unknown, but it may be because he resents Luigi for outperforming him; Luigi always beats him in Super Smash Bros. and Mario Party, and Mario gets very angry when Luigi out-jumps him in Long jump. Luigi also gets angry at Mario when he is being too stupid.

Despite their rivalry, Mario and Luigi do seem to truly care for each other. This is especially apparent in Luigi's Retarded Mansion, when Luigi risks his life to rescue Mario.

Mario and Luigi's true relation is unknown. While they are usually said to be brothers (which is true in the official Mario canon), there are two conflicting account of Mario and Luigi's relation. In How Mario was Born, Mario gave birth to Luigi, and in The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) documentary of Mario, the two met at an orphanage.

Bowser
Mario and Bowser are arch-rivals in the official Mario games. In SMG4's bloopers, they are still rivals most of the time, but the two sometimes cooperate when they have a common goal, like hating Peach or cooking.

Mario Facts in Ssenmodnar 5 (WAT O_O edition)

 * 1) Mario eats around 640.000 bowels of spaghetti each hour.
 * 2) Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo.
 * 3) Mario hit puberty when he was 30.
 * 4) Mario can fly with his magical hat.
 * 5) Mario farted over 13,456 times in the castle.
 * 6) Mario isn't right or left handed. (Ambidextrous)
 * 7) Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys.
 * 8) Luigi is actually Mario's sister.
 * 9) Mario is actually Chinese but he changed his nationality to Italian.
 * 10) Mario's last name is "The plumber".
 * 11) Princess Peach is Mario WAHHHHHH?????????????
 * 12) Mario's favourite color is boobies.
 * 13) Mario's birthday is 31/13/1942 or something.
 * 14) Mario's middle name is "sexy".
 * 15) Mario has 3 children and all their names are "Toad"
 * 16) Mario has no teeth.
 * 17) Mario used to be a runaway circus clown, but got kicked out.
 * 18) Mario's overalls were created from dirt.
 * 19) Mario was going to star in JB's music video but got kicked out due to destroying everything.
 * 20) Mario has no fingers.
 * 21) Everyone's eyes are blue.
 * 22) Everyone stole Mario's moustache style.
 * 23) Mario likes SpongeBob.
 * 24) Mario took a dump on Luigi as a baby.
 * 25) Mario is the star of "Mario Simulator".
 * 26) Bowser hates Mario because he made him drop his sandwich.
 * 27) Mario wears contact lenses and pink panties.
 * 28) Mario's nose originally was a genetic mutation.
 * 29) Mario rates this video out of 0/10.
 * 30) Luigi say to Mario go weegee 1,00000,00000 times. and

Trivia

 * Mario sometimes eats food from the trash as shown in Free Lunch for Mario.
 * Mario has once eaten 35 bowls of spaghetti in 5 seconds.
 * Mario likes to jump off the top of Peach's Castle.
 * Mario is so fat, he can Ground Pound through and even break the roof of Peach's Castle.
 * In one episode Mario's idiocy becomes obvious as he says "but im only 2..........3 years old!"
 * Mario supposedly does acts without thinking, as in the episode 99.5% Crazy, he only acts slightly dumber and more silly, such as calling smg4 "Dad".
 * Mario made his own YouTube channel called theawesomario to attract attention.
 * He thinks SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos are stupid and idiotic.
 * He gave Bowser pain in the buttocks for 20 years, loves to be naked, and likes to hump things.
 * Mario can fly without the wingcap when acting silly.
 * Mario appeared in every SMG4 blooper except for Guards 'N Retards series.
 * Mario likes humping Minecraft Pigs
 * He apparently has boobs
 * Mario is extremely obese
 * On the twelwe idiots of christmas Toad revelated that Mario is a Justin Bieber fan.
 * Mario is deceased, the Mario that we see is a clone because the real Mario decayed on the short bomb-ombache.
 * Mario wants to have swag, as seen in Retarded64: Mario Simulator when he steals Swagtubbie's Swaglicious glasses.
 * Mario was made by supermarioglitchy4 clone machine.
 * Mario never dies, just a clone.
 * Mario doesn't know how to cook.
 * Mario's fart can explode the whole castle.
 * Mario sometimes got arrest.
 * Mario sometimes hates being sexy. As heard in "World of CraftMine"
 * He likes to annoy toad.
 * Mario is always being on fire
 * Mario can transform into a super saiyan in Retarded64: Mario Simulator
 * Mario is sick of saving peach, shown in SM64-Guides:Toadsworth's how to princess. toadsworth ties up peach to show her how to be rescued "like a princess" and then tells mario then mario says "BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE, NO!!!!!!"

Pokémon
Mario has several Pokémon (or Pokeman), only seen during the Super Pokeman 64 Bloopers series.
 * Super Useful Luigi (Luigi), which evolves into Weegee. Currently Mario's only Pokémon still on hand.
 * Mentally pissed off toad (Toad), which evolved from "tiny mushroom". Whereabouts unknown.
 * Magikarp, summoned in the midst of a high speed car chase, presumed deceased.
 * Torchic, caught by Mario in a failed attempt to retrieve his badge from Steve. Torchic is currently with Steve.