R64: Freddy's spaghettiria

Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria is the 205th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the ninth episode in the Retarded64 series. It prominently features the animatronic mascots from the 2014 horror video game Five Nights at Freddy's. In this blooper, Mario gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Transcript
The transcript for this blooper can be viewed by clicking here.

Plot
The episode starts with Mario pretending to be a "psychic italian genie" in an attempt to get some free spaghetti. He answers the questions of several people, including Stacy, Luigi, the Chain Chomp, Po, Peach, a Goomba, Toad and even SuperMarioGlitchy3 before a Policeman shows up and asks if Mario has a license to run a fake "psychic Italian genie" operation, which leads to him being arrested. Mario then checks the prison's community service board and applies for a job at a spaghettiria (Freddy Fazbear's Pizza), to get out of jail. After a skit involving a Slowpoke being late to Halloween, Mario crashes his go-kart in front of the spaghettiria. Upon entering the restaurant, Mario observes an angry night-guard/policeman quitting because he was tormented by the animatronics. Mario applies for this job anyway.

12 AM: Mario is understandably upset over the fact that he wasn't given free spaghetti and attempts to leave the office. However, he discovers that Freddy is waiting for him outside the door. Mario tries rapidly turning the door light on and off in an attempt to shoo away Freddy, but only causes more bears and even Barney to pop up. Mario gives up and decides to hide in the office.

1 AM: Mario leaves the security office to search for the kitchen, but he enters the Backstage Area instead. The animatronics become active again, with Freddy following Mario in an attempt to molest Mario. Freddy corners Mario, but using his very powerless wit, Mario throws a Chica head at Freddy, buying him time to escape. However, Mario is distracted by Foxy playing "Bed Intruder" on a piano. Once Foxy finishes up his song, Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica appear out of nowhere and start dancing. A horrified Mario runs all the way back to the security office.

2 AM: Phone Guy calls Mario and rambles about there being twelve-penised demons on the first floor of the spaghettiria, but he gets interrupted by Freddy, Foxy, and Chica. Bonnie arrives for some reason and tells everyone that the spaghettiria is out of pizza. Everyone except for Mario goes insane. Mario pulls out his Cellular Shopper (an item in Mario Party 3) and calls up Mario's Ristorante. Before Mario can order spaghetti, Chica steals the phone and orders pizza. Then Dr. Robotnik, coming out of nowhere, steals the phone and yells "pingas" repeatedly at the cashier on the other end, who tells him that he doesn't sell "pingas".

2:30 AM: A deliveryman, SuperMarioFan590, arrives at the spaghettiria and gives Chica the pizza she ordered. Chica is happy and immediately starts humping the pizza box to the tune of "Heut ist mein Tag", but the cashier tells her that she owes him $12.95. Instead of paying for the pizza, Chica shows the deliveryman a "magic trick" and shoves him into a Freddy Fazbear suit.

3 AM: Mario claims that the animatronics are more annoying than scary and watches as they go about their nightly activities (Bonnie chasing Justin Bieber, Freddy sticking his finger into Foxy's behind to the annoyance of the latter, and Chica pretends to shove pizza into a mouth she drew on her abdomen). Golden Freddy appears in the security office, frightening Mario and causing him to bring out his Markiplier impression. Golden Freddy dispenses a plate of spaghetti. Mario walks up to the plate, but the screen is taken over by Toad's face. Mario tries to run away, but Project64.exe, referred to as Mario64.exe, crashes. While SMG4 tries to get PJ64 running again, Mario dreams that he is Foxy during a busy day at the spaghettiria. Toad shows up and screams "MY NAME'S TOAD, AND I! LIKE! SPAGHETTI!". An annoyed Mario/Foxy punches Toad, accidentally biting his frontal lobe off. This triggers an uproar amongst the witnesses, but Mario/Foxy refuses to apologize for the bite and wakes up back in the office. Mario is disappointed that it was a dream and wishes that Foxy really had bitten Toad's frontal lobe off.

4 AM: Mario locks out the animatronics and tells them to order their own pizza. Foxy tells him that "he can't hide in there forever". Just when Mario thinks he's safe, the power meter counter suddenly shows up on the screen. Left with only two percent power, Mario thinks fast and throws an Amp at what he thinks is the fuse box. This causes a series of explosions that somehow brings the spaghettiria's power level to "Infinite%". The enraged animatronics go berserk, screaming that Mario cheated. Foxy somehow opens the left door to the security office and tries to attack Mario, but is immediately crushed by the door. Mario is relieved, but Freddy is standing right behind him, much to his chagrin. Freddy shoves Mario into a Bonnie suit, but Mario somehow survives.

5 AM: Mario installs locks on the office doors and has bloodshot eyes, assuring himself that he's "better safe than sorry". He watches Foxy offer Chica some spaghetti, but she spits it out and exclaims that "it tastes like shit". Enraged, Mario walks out of the office and threatens Chica and Foxy. Foxy jumps in front of Mario and taunts him, stating that he won't hurt them. Mario pulls out a rocket launcher and blows Foxy to smithereens. Freddy and Chica run for their lives, and an unaware Bonnie gets exploded by Mario. Freddy makes it to the security office, but he shuts the door before Chica can get in. Mario kills Chica and leaves... or so Freddy thinks. He sees a horrifying face of Mario on the monitor, who bolts directly for the office and stares through the window. Freddy thinks he's safe... but then the power runs out. A music box version of the Toreador March plays as Mario copies Freddy's flashing from the game, and after a few seconds the "dim lights" cut out. Mario then brutally attacks Freddy by throwing his limbs at him while shouting "PINGAS" as the bell sounds and the clock changes from 5 AM to 6 AM.

6 AM: The manager (Angry Indian Guy) returns, only to find that the spaghettiria has been trashed and that Mario is naked. The animatronics are all lying around, unconscious. The manager berates Mario for this, but he doesn't care and asks the manager if he has any food. Chica awakens at the mention of food and asks one final question: "Pizza?"

Characters

 * Mario
 * Stacy (cameo appearance, referred to as "girl")
 * SuperMarioGlitchy3 (cameo appearance)
 * Angry Indian Guy
 * Luigi
 * Several Goombas
 * Princess Peach (cameo appearance)
 * Toad
 * Chain Chomp (cameo appearance)
 * Po (red Teletubby) (cameo appearance)
 * Policemen
 * Animatronics
 * Freddy Fazbear
 * Bonnie the Bunny
 * Chica the Chicken
 * Foxy the Pirate Fox
 * Golden Freddy (cameo appearance)
 * Dr. Ivo Robotnik
 * Pizzeria Cashier (cameo appearance)
 * Angry Policeman/Former Night Guard
 * Unnamed Pizzeria Manager
 * FightingMario54321 (cameo appearance)
 * SuperMarioFan590 (as a Pizza Delivery Man)
 * Slowpoke (Pokémon, trick-or-treater) (cameo appearance)
 * Justin Bieber (cameo appearance)
 * Koopa Kid (cameo appearance)
 * Bowser (cameo appearance)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (mentioned by Chain-Chomp)
 * Dead Guy (hidden in the window with the flickering lights of a building)
 * Barney the Dinosaur (cameo appearance)
 * Pedobear (cameo appearance)
 * Yogi Bear (cameo appearance, debut)
 * Jack Skellington (cameo on Chica's hat)
 * Mr. Game And Watch (cameo appearance)
 * Jumpman (Mario in Donkey Kong)
 * Phone Guy (voice only)

Goofs

 * When Mario fires the rocket launcher at Foxy, Chica disappears. However, in the next shot, Chica reappears, but Foxy is missing.
 * When Freddy is hiding from Mario his power level is at 92%, so he ran out of power rather quickly, unless Mario did something to deactivate the power.
 * After Chica preforms her "magic trick" and peers up at the camera, she's somewhat transparent.
 * Also in the same scene, SMF590's shadow can be seen floating above the ground and his head is cut off, instead of being inside Freddy's mouth.
 * As the camera zooms in on Mario chasing Chica and Freddy, a green screen can be seen.
 * When Dr. Robotnik yells "PINGAS" at the cashier, you can see him in the background freaking out with the animatronics.
 * When Mario destroys to animatronics, only Freddy, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy were destoyed, except Dr. Robotnik is not seen. It is unknown if he's already gone in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza or not.

Trivia

 * Apparently, SMG4 initially didn't want to make a video about Five Night at Freddy's because he hates the game, but he finally did it due to the numerous requests from his fans.
 * This is the second Retarded64 episode to not have the name of Mario in its title, the first being "Retarded64: Retard Karts 101". However, it's the third when the episode "Retarded64: Mario and the 1337 P0lice" is written as "Retarded64: The 1337 P0lice" only, as that video has two titles.
 * The icons that replaced the former night guard's cursing were Jumpman from Donkey Kong and Mr Game and Watch from the Game and Watch series.
 * Mr Game and Watch was used twice, though, while Jumpman was used only once.
 * It is unknown what replace the night guard's mouth while he was saying "F**K YOU!" to Freddy, considering his back was facing the camera
 * This voice clip is a reference to the Brawl Taunts series on Newgrounds.
 * It could still be Halloween in this episode.
 * However, this can be mostly for the Slowpoke skit. A common joke is having Slowpoke be late to react to major non-recent news, such as Michael Jackson's death.
 * This video is the first in SMG4's bloopers where the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics appear. It is also the second to reference the game, the first being "The Visitor.".
 * This is the second blooper to reference the sprite video Mario's Restaurant, the first being "Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2!".
 * The "STAHP RIGHT THERE!" shirt graphic can be seen next to the community service board, with a slogan saying "If ya want to get out, help out!".
 * The dream Mario has is a reference to a major event in Five Nights at Freddy's known as "The Bite of '87", where Foxy bit off a kid's frontal lobe. The kid is somehow still alive without their frontal lobe, as was Toad in the blooper.
 * The words "I'M HERE" appear for half a second right after Golden Freddy offers the Spaghetti to Mario. The "I'M HERE" text is a reference to the words "IT'S ME" in the original game during its hallucinations.
 * "I'M HERE" appears again when Mario says "Alright!" shortly afterwards.
 * Sonic was mentioned by Chain Chomp, but made no appearance whatsoever. This might be a reference to Who let the Chomp out?, where Chain Chomp befriends Sonic.
 * Chica is almost incapable of saying anything other than "Pizza!".
 * Bonnie seems to be gay (or bi) since he is a fan of Justin Bieber, in which he keeps a poster of him shirtless, and chases him throughout the spaghetteria.
 * Dr. Robotnik might live in the spaghetteria, since he is seen in half of the blooper. However, it is possible he could have just been working there.
 * Mario breaks the 4th wall after he goes crazy and chases the animatronics.
 * Golden Freddy uses Toad's face as his kill screen when crashing Project64.
 * You can also hear Golden Freddy's actual kill screen soundbyte from the game behind Toad's screech.
 * Chica somehow survives, since she wakes up upon hearing food prior to the end of the blooper. This could imply the other animatronics have survived.
 * In the actual game, Golden Freddy only appears if you see from the Golden Freddy Poster in the West Hall or typing in the code 1/9/8/7 on the custom night, in the blooper, there is no hint of how he appeared.
 * However it could be possible that Mario was looking at the poster secretly.
 * At about 6:04 into the blooper's runtime, a Steam notification can be seen in the upper-right corner. It reads: "[too blurry to make out] is now playing PAYDAY 2"
 * The poster on the community service board says, "Guard wanted! Spaghetteria. A sexy man who is good at guarding at DOESN'T eat the goddamn spaghetti! you know how many people have eaten the crap we make. it's worse than any war."
 * Despite what the poster said, Mario never actually saw the part that said to not eat the spaghetti. This confirms that Mario is lazy the fact in order to make him do something it needs to involving spaghetti, where he worked in the spaghetteria to get out of jail.
 * The part where the poster said:"you know how many people have eaten the crap we make. it's worse than any war." is a reference to SMG4 hating spaghetti
 * This is the first time SMG4 made an HD blooper.
 * Many references from this blooper were from the video, How To Make Five Nights At Freddy's Not Scary.
 * If you look closely at Chica seconds before the power level is shown she is seen holding a pistol.
 * Freddy's head turns into Smokey Bear's head for a brief second.
 * To date, the video has 5,902,020 views.