User blog:AgentMuffin/New Mario game announced!

Yep, just what the title says! And it's going to be like a tribute to the series' past, present, and future, or something like that. Presumably a platformer, but we can't be sure. No final name has been revealed either.

Nintendo's been hinting that Yoshi could have a major role, so maybe you can ride him between levels? Also there's been speculation that the game will have a bunch of story elements too. Hopefully they don't fuck things up like Sega did with their mascot.

The hype is so real that some dude even mocked up a boxart for it! So that's cool, I guess. Click to expand; the editor's acting up so I don't think I can change the size.



Oh yeah, and before I forget, the guy also left an encrypted message that I haven't had time to decode. Seems like ROT13 or something. The message says "Un! Wnahnel Sbbyf, chaxf! Gur tnzr vfa'g rira erny, va pnfr lbh pbhyqa'g nyernql gryy. Nyfb, gur "fbzr qhqr" V jnf gnyxvat nobhg guebhtubhg gur ynfg srj cnentencuf bs guvf oybt vf zr. Ohg nyy perqvg sbe zbfg bs gur qvfgheovat vzntrf tbrf gb Tbbtyr Vzntrf. Gung guvat vf gehyl gur erny ZIC."