The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario

"Ahhhhhhhhhh The Princess... SHE'S A B*TCH !"

- Mario

The (TOTALLY ACCURATE!!) Documentary of Mario is the 140th blooper made by SMG4.

Timeline of Mario

 * 1928, born
 * 1928 (two minutes later of his birth) his Dad tries to kill him
 * 1928, (two months later) parents left him and they killed themselves.
 * 1930, Mario meets his long lost brother, Luigi
 * 1937, stayed with his brother, Luigi
 * (aged 14) 1942, first time to go to school
 * 1955, first day at high school
 * 1977, falls in love with spaghetti
 * 1981, took drugs, turned gay and became a retard
 * 1989, burned down the school
 * (age 17) 1990: got a job, which is plumbing
 * 1991, Princess Peach invites him to castle
 * 1993, first sees Toad and Bowser
 * 1995, became a happy family whit Peach, Luigi and Toad
 * 1997, Mario joins Nintendo, becomes a zillionarie
 * 2001, Supermarioglitchy4 visits the castle
 * 2002: Mario gets a car, counted as a ex-criminal & sold free candy
 * 2007, Mario gets fired and became a hobo
 * 2011-present: Lives his days fat & working for the sexy sexy man (supermarioglitchy4)
 * Spaghetti: Dies in a train collision

Trivia

 * Mario is only called Mr. Mario in this blooper.
 * This is the first time we ever hear SuperMarioGlitchy4's voice in a blooper.
 * It is possible that this blooper is a remake of another blooper, How Mario was Born.