SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New years edition)

Not to be confused with Ssenmodnar 6.64 (100k special Qna Edition) §§ënmØÐnÅr 6 is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 156th video and the sixth video in the Ssenmodnar series to celebrate the New Year 2014.

Plot
Plot (start of the video):

Mario and Princess Peach watch the fireworks one night, then Mario waits to get laid, only to be waken up by her screaming she's on her period.

Plot (Title screen):
The name zooms in backward with a offscreen guy saying "Uh oh! Retard alert!" & a bell ringing in the background.

Plot (middle of the video):
1. Immediately after waking up, an Indian man tells his son to do his homework, who then hurls a book at him.

2. Mario sneaks up SMG4 while SMG4 checks an error. Mario loves the keyboard, and then says "I'm going to sh*t on it!", and squats on it naked as SMG4 screams "What the f*ck?!".

3. Bowser is defeated. Mario runs towards him, but Bowser farts and sends Mario flying off-screen.

4. XboxFan997 gets his pizza from a delivery man. Then X and the pizza man's bodies are distorted throughout the short.

5. Toad is asking his father John to teach him how to twerk. Mortified, John screams "NO!" (2x), runs of screen, takes an AK-47, says "NO!" one more time, and points it at Toad.

6. The GPS in a guy's car tells him to turn right, but the car suddenly hits a wall. The GPS then says he missed the turn, and calls him a "f*cking dumbass".

7. At the Star Fountain, three random guys appear out of nowhere start to sing "In the Jungle", except it is totally off key and sounds horrible. Suddenly, a fourth one appears, launching into an even worse solo, where he begins randomly flying around.

8. Toad sees a sign saying the Dark Side has cookies. Then Toad becomes cookie crazy. He then Toad runs in front of Pinkolol16, screaming "COOKIE!!!!".

9. Notch opens a door and says "Here's Johnny!" (a quote from a famous scene in "The Shining"), only to find he has barged into a man named Johnny's bathroom while he was in the middle of using it.

10. Mario is singing: "I'm A Banana". Then he screams "LOOK AT ME MAN!!", at Luigi, startling him.

11. Peach says to MarioMario54321 that she thinks that she is all Mario has, but MM54321 runs away, screaming "NO ONE CARES!"

12. Bowser sings the "Wrecking Ball" song from his last segment and credits for The 12 idiots of christmas.

13. 2 guys stand by a frozen lake, and one of them asks to the other one how deep he thinks the lake is. The guy replies "About three inches", then the other one jumps in, screaming "BELLYFLOP", landing on the ice hard.

14. Mario's face from the Super Mario 64 start menu is shown twisted up, accompinied by distorted music.

15. Waluigi and Wario are singing in a car, when they crash into someone's house. Then, there is a note saying "Don't drink and drive".

16. Mario sings while he spins Bowser around.

17. MejiaCantilloGustavo asks where all his milk has gone. It then cuts to OiramOiram12345 with all the milk dancing to "My Milkshake".

18. Steve wanders around Hazy Maze Cave, when he sees Dorrie. It then cuts to Mario jumping on to Dorrie's back, only to see Steve has replaced her head with his own. Steve/Dorrie screams "I am a stegosaurus", and Mario says "What the fu-". Then, Steve/Dorrie spars through the clouds as Mario screams while "Starships" plays in the background.

19. A piranha plant is seen beatboxing acommpinied by a caption that says "IF plants could rap". Then, the plant just starts making loud screeching noises, and the caption changes to "...this is what they would actually sound like...".

20. Continuing fro skit 8., two guys have cookies. Toad, still cookie crazy, jumps in between them screaming "COOKIE!!!!".

21. LegoGuy7777 runs into King Boo's Mansion. Then he hears hears someone who says "PINGAS!". LegoGuy7777 says "What was that!?". Then Dr. Eggman is shown appearing out of thin air. Eggman starts dancing as a capiton says "Call 1-800-POBOX".

22. Luigi is on a rollercoaster in Isle Delfino that Luigi thinks is scary. After Luigi is not afraid anymore, the coaster starts going really fast, and Luigi starts screaming. The coaster finally shoots of the tracks.

23. A girl says "hey sexy, wanna see up my dress?". Then a guy said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny?". Then Toad and a bunch of random people who are SuperWario9000, Schm2000, Ggomorno, UltimatePwnerful, MarioMario9951, Luigaboy2, Jbro109, Sonic, Dshaynie, Sinbad316, MarioMario761, CrimsonMan5, SMG4's Fans, SuperMarioFan (I FORGOT THE WHOLE NAME OF THIS GUY, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!), Ocit1115, SuperStarXAlien169 and Other Random People  scream "DAMN!".

24. The three guys from skit 7. start singing "In the Jungle" again, only this time, in Starman3's bathtub, as he's using it. Horrified, Starman3 then yells, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

25. A commericial for "Mario Party 287" starts playing. As soon as the price is announced, a guy appears screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!".

26. FightingMario54321 is watching Mario eating spaghetti from a video on theawesomario's channel, then he realizes that he can't pause it.

27. Mario and smg4 go through every course in the game, and realize they've completed the game too fast.

28. Bowser tries to finish a Barbie video game, forcing Peach to play with him, who constantly prays for death.

29. Still recovering from their drunk driving mishap, Waluigi tells Wario he called his mother, which angers Wario, who tries to kill Waluigi.

Plot (end of the video):
Luigi sings his own version of "Call Me Maybe", showing the best moments of SMG4 History. Then Toad interupts him saying he sings horrible. Smg4 tells Toad to shut up as his singing sounds like if Peach was a man. Everyone laughs, but then Peach claims that its true.

Trivia

 * To this date, Ssenmodnar 6 is the shortest Ssenmodnar video in the whole series (only over 5 minutes) but the episode which has the least number of skits is Ssenmodnar 6.64 (only 15) because of the Qna.
 * This video marks Starman3's last appearence in a SMG4 video (he probably won't appear anymore).