Thread:MarioFan5050/@comment-25653892-20150108011153/@comment-34296765-20150109010600

Yes, I would. In fact I would make a page about it on the Creepypasta Wiki, so the muffins would flee in fear. However, I would catch them all, and brutally mutilate them. They would scream in pain but no one would listen, as I woould suck the juice first and then chew on the blueberries and the delicious pastry. Pretty soon it will all be digested and turned into disgusting poop.