User blog:The Zog./The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) history of the wiki (updated)

O n April 8th 2013, a man by the name of who the fuck knows known online as EmigasFist3 founded a wiki about a formerly great man, SMG4. YEA I SED IT LET THE RAGE COMETH

Things began slow, very slow. People at first came to the wiki because they saw SMG4 and said, "Hey, I need to know more about this guy!". This was a phase where everyone was a troll. EVERYONE was a troll. So it was no surprise that our first admin was Buneary X Pachirisu Lesbo Sex. Anyway, a great achievement was achieved...ech...in October 2013, Dah Codster became the first user to actually surpass #1 status beyond having achievements for founding the wiki. Just two months later, the greatest men in our wiki's history joined the wiki, Mario fangamer, myself, and Neilstar007. Then EF3 kinda started hating Starman3 and so a couple people started standing up and in March there were bans and such and staff got involved and things got kinda weird but YA KNOW...

In May 2014, Fangamer, Neil, and myself were given admin rights, and a total revamp of the wiki began. Literally thousands of edits rolled in as SMG4 began the evolution to becoming the biggest name in the community.

Soon, other members of society began making real changes, and their names were Pinkolol16, MarioFan7070, and Herpy G. McNazi. Projects began popping up real quick, and no one did any of them! It was a real disappointment. As was Pinkolol leaving because of bullshit no one cares about plz come back.

Then came Syber. He was like Jason, we kept fucking killing him BUT HE KEPT COMING BACK.

More than 40 (no joke) blocks later, the terror was over. Now he pops up time and again like the feg he is.

SMG4 spiked in popularity, then spiked again, then gained a notorious amount of hate because he made 3 fucking FNAF bloopers and all admins but myself fell inactive.

But THERE WAS ANOTHER!

In the shadows resided our Abu Bakr of sorts (LOOK IT UP YOU UNCULTURED FEGS), an American cisgender heterosexual called AgentMuffin. He was one of the best things to happen to this wiki. Codes, new design, shet like that.

also the real smg4 showed up at some point, that was pretty cool.

So here we are, October 2015. Now we just pass the time until we all die.

If you've read this entire thing, you deserve a reward. So here's a picture of Morgan Freeman saying "titty sprinkles".