SMG4: The Mario Convention!/Transcript

Video opens with toad putting some on his clothes on a bucket till SMG4 comes out of nowhere

smg4: waddup?!!

toad: ahhhh *trips and falls into the floor*

SMG4: the merch fairy has arrived

Toad: SMG4? The hell are you doing here?

SMG4: *throws Toad bucket trough the window where it crashes with truck which later explodes)

Toad: what was that for!?!? (Sound effect: oh come on)

SMG4: why have your old clothes when you can clothes on the new SMG4 merch line, like this vintage SMG4 shirt or this Meggy shirt, or even this crappy shirt (fishy boopkins shirt).

Fishy Boopkins: Heeeey!!!

SMG4: so head to shop.SMG4.com and get your merch now, and really help support this channel, merch fairy away *SMG4 goes trough Toad’s washing machine*

Toad: o, k

The real video begins with the glitch productions intro just to splash a vectorial and minimalistic SMG4 logo.

We see a large building with 3 completely black squares with the ”Glitchcon“ name on them on white, after that the interior is seen with a lot of huge posters which vary from movies to videogames, in it we see many booths after that we see bowser cosplaying as darth vader testing a “real” lightsaber on Hagrid while Winnie the Pooh with a clone trooper helmet watches, we change to another booth when we see a red teletubbie and some text saying “join the tubbie religion” there we also see a red individual who is just an extra, we change to another booth called “learn your basics“ in it we see vegeta alongside baldy with rules on their hands while baldy complements vegeta, we change to another booth called “join the darkside“ in it we see A bit of text saying “we got cookies“ with emperor palpatine holding a plate full of cookies and the Cookie Monster is in front of it.

cookie monster: AH COOKIES VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

we see Luigi cosplaying Finn from adventure time running and stoping in front of some booths, then he turns toward us so we can see his face.

Luigi: WOOOOW This convention is awesome! Look at all this cool stuff!

Mario: *is seen run and then stopping in front of Luigi* can Mario go home now? My feet hurt and thee are too many weirdos here...

Lugi: They’re not weirdos Mario... ...they’re in costume! It’s called cosplaying! *he turns to a girl with a camarea taking pictures* Look! so am i!

Mario: I’m outta here...

Luigi: Wait, no! Don’t leave Mario!

Luigi: Look at all these awesome booths

we see an image the upper parts of some booths one including a huge N64 “N”

Luigi: Theres something for every kind of Fan

we see more booths one where Elmo demands to be tickled, another where roblox characters are trying to learn how to Oof “the rigth way! and a fat guy on a booth that says “looking for GF” it has a bully poster

Mario: Do they have a Spaguetti appreciation booth?

LugI: You never know Mario. they just migth,

Lugi: C’mon let’s go check out the Sci-Fi booth! *Lugi runs towards the Bowser booth*

Mario: Urghhh fine...

they get to the booth where bowser receives them cosplayed as a Darth Vader

Bowser: Who dare enter my booth!?

Mario: Why are you dressed as a Pokémon Bowser?

Bowser: What!? I’m not a pokemon...

Mario and Luigi proceed to take some stuff on a nearby table on the booth, Luigi grabs a muscular Yoda action figure while Mario grabs a mini Arwing and a smart bomb from Star Fox

Mario: What the hell is this junk? *procceds to kick the bomb into someone else making it explode*

Lugi opens the door to a blue police box

Luigi: Hey Mario look! A Tardis!

Mario: What’d you call me?

lugi enters the Tardis

Luigi: Hehe, look at me! I’m the Doct- *the Tardis shook and disappears with lugi inside*

Mario: *blank exprsion, looks to somewhere else* What the hell is that?

the camera zooms on a ligth saber which Mario takes and starts to juggle around with it

Bowser: Careful! That’s a real lightsab- *mario opens the lightsaber and the sword goes trough bowser’s hand*

Bowser screams in pain as Mario laguhs at him, then in front of some booths close to the Sci-fi booth the Tardis appears back, lugi comes out of it crawling, some seconds later we see Tari cosplaying as link and Meggy passing just in front of lugi.

TarI: OOOH LOOK AT THAT!!! OH OH! isn’t this amazing Meggy?! :D

Meggy sees a goomba and a mole with inkling and octoling wigs

Meggy: This place is... uhhm... interesting.

Tari: Thanks for coming with me Meggy! I’s be too shy to come and cosplay alone.

Meggy sees a fag guy with in a tutu and a white wig.

Meggy: uh... oh... no worries Tari... Im always up for new stuff.

suddenly we see another Booth with the name of “Boopkins anime store!”

Boopkins: oh hey guys, come and check out my anime store, pls pls pls

Meggy has horrible flashbacks to the pizza episode where Boobkins and Bob forced her to watch anime also there’s a Cory on the House reference.

Tari: awwwwwwww *joy face*

Boopkins: we have everything, body pillows, cardboard cut outs, figurines (various anime girls and a robot and colonel sanders doinf a t-pose) Anime dvds!!! And my original manga (a badly drowned miku on a sheet of paper) only 9.95$

Meggy: hehe no thanks. We are gonna go check out the res of The conven-

tari goes to check out the anime store so fast it makes car noises

Tari: OH MY GOD

Meggy: uhgggg

Tari: Meggy! Check it out! THEY HAVE BOKU NO HERO MERCH!!! *with a figurine on her hand*

Meggy: uh... that’s cool?

Boopkins: *shows Meggy a solid snake body pillow* may I interest you in a body pillow?

Meggy:WHAT?!!

we come back to Mario and Luigi, Lugi is holing a Yoda doll

Luigi: Yaay, Mario do you like my Yoda doll? :D

Mario: Ugh... isn’t there anything fun to do here?!

* Mario sees SMG4 waking inside a booth so he follows him*

Mario: SMG4! My homie!

SMG4: oh hello there, I see you are insterested in my booth!! :D, Well welcome to my tabletop gaming paradise!!!

* smg4 shows that he only has 1 person on his booth which claims to be lonely*

Mario: Hell no You are not wasting Mario’s time...

Lugi: Can we play a game of Warhammer 40k?

Mario: LUIGI!!! NOOOOOOOO

SMG4: all rigth!!!

Smg4 takes them to a table where he shows the box for the game

Luigi:Yaaay!!!

Mario: MorherFu**er

now we are back with Mery and Tari, they are on a Spider-Man/Comic Book themed booth where Atari is trying to aim a basket ball to go trough the loop, she fails so Meggy tells her how she has to shoot, she fails again but the ball bounces odf and hits Meggy’s Face.

Tari: OH MY GOSH, I’m so so so so so sorry! :(

Meggy: hehe... it’s fine Tari.

Tari: hehe *smiles and she hears some crowd cheering up* huh?

we se a crowd on a place called “celebrity meet ups” wich is just to the side of a booth called “heavy party“ where there are 2 heavy weapons guy with party hats.

Tari: Huh? What‘s all the excitement for? *she sees who is in the middle of the crowd and turns out to be Hideo Kojima* WOOOOOW! ITS HIDEO KOJIMMMA!!!

Meggy: Hideo...wha?

Tari: HE MADE THE GEAR SOLID SERIES!!!

Meggy: Uhh... I love thpat... anime... too...

Tari: Aww... there are too many people here, I’ll never be able to say hi to him

Meggy: Dinf worry Tari, I’ll bring him over *race caf noises*

we see Mario and Luigi again crawling on the floor.

Mario: Mama-Mia... remember me to never play boar games with you...

LuigI: Oh come on, Mario! Cheer up bro! *he also sees Hideo Kojima* OH MY GOD! MARIO! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!

Mario: an Asian.

Lugi: Mario you got to help get his autograph!