SM64: The weird ticking sound (parody)/Transcript

'''Starts with a Toad, with Lakitu flying in with a sign that says: The weird ticking sound. Lakitu and the Toad both leave, and the curtains open.'''

(SMG4 walks in, with a ticking noise)

SMG4: (Looks around) What is that weird ticking sound?

(Looks to left)

SMG4: It's not over here..

(Looks to right)

SMG4: Over there...

(Looks to audience)

SMG4: Hmmm... It is kind of catchy, actually.

(Looks to right, and looks to left)

(Song Begins)

'''4! 4! SMG4! 4! 4! SMG4!'''

(Mario pops in)

Mario!

4! 4! SMG4!

Mario!

4! 4! SMG4!

Mario!

(Luigi pops in)

'''Lu! Lu! Luigi!''