Chris Gordman

Chris (possible full name Christopher Gordman) is one of two main protagonists (the other being Swagmaster69696969696) of the Guards N' Retards series and a security guard who works at the Retarded Spaghetti Factory in several bloopers.

He is swagmaster69696969696's partner. He is currently being hunted by Morgan Freeman for accidentally shooting him down in the first G&R blooper.

Personality
Most of the time, Chris acts as the straight man of the Guards N' Retards duo, as he is typically a no-nonsense, hard working, and grounded individual. However, he does display a noticeable level of reluctance and frustration with both his job and his coworkers; particularly with his partner, Swagmaster.

Compared to Swag, Chris is far more intelligent, usually being the one to come up with the plans during a situation, with varying degrees of success. Despite his annoyance with his partner, Chris will sometimes use Swag's idiotic habits to work with his plans. Such examples include announcing a fake "Swag Party" in order to lure Swagmaster to where Chris is after he and Sergeant Mark are captured by the Butt Ninja and his boss; as well as convincing Swag to go flirt with a random woman on the beach so Chris can enjoy his vacation in peace.

While Chris can sometimes come off a bitter and spiteful man due to his frustrations, he does occasionally show a more sympathetic side, such as when he was worried about Swagmaster dying after he is assaulted by the Butt Ninja, as well as when he feels guilty for previously yelling at Swag for ruining their vacation. There are also times when he will join in on some of Swagmaster's antics in order to try to relax.

Retarded64

 * Retarded64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory

Guards N' Retards

 * Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja
 * Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things
 * Guards N' Retards: Prisoners
 * Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages
 * Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach
 * Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.
 * Guards N' Retards: Da bomb
 * Guards N' Retards: The Vacation

Episodic

 * SMG4: BENDY and the SPAGHETTI MACHINE
 * SMG4: The Movie Audition
 * SMG4 Christmas 2017: The XMAS Discovery
 * SMG4: Mario And... The Well
 * SMG4 Christmas 2018: The Most Important Thing
 * SMG4: Mario’s Prison Escape

Trivia

 * Chris's model is the "Arctic Commando" from GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64 (N64)
 * Chris is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
 * Chris's personality is based off the Arbiter from "Arby 'n' the Chief". He usually mistrusts Swagmaster [Microsoft Sam], and when he's not doing something crazy, he takes his job seriously, unlike his friend.
 * According to Swagmaster, Chris' full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach. It is unknown if it is his real name or not.
 * Chris might be sharing some similarities with Pear from Annoying Orange series.
 * Both of them are intelligent, polite, calm, mature and smart.
 * Both of them have an annoying friend and can't stand their antics.
 * Both of them love peace and quiet.
 * Both of them try to make plans to get away from their annoying friend.
 * Despite both of them being unable to stand their annoying friend's antics, they still care for him.