If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2

If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 is a created by SMG4. In this blooper, Mario encounters the cast of Team Fortress 2.

Synopsis
Heavy Weapons Guy took Mario to the world of Team Fortress 2, thinking that Mario is part of the Red Team, where there is a war between Red Team and Blue Team, and the main objective for one team is to capture the enemy team's briefcase. Now Mario will have to play along, even though it will end in a retarded way.

Plot
Mario, coinless, tries to get spaghetti from a vending machine by breaking it with Toad, eventually flinging it in the middle of the road. Just then, Heavy Weapons Guy drives by in his truck and narrowly avoids hitting the vending machine. Angry, he walks out of his truck and tells Mario that it will cost $400,000 to fix. Mario refuses. Just as Heavy threatens the plumber with pain, he notices his red hat. He asks Mario if he is on their red team. Mario says no before going along with the gig.

Heavy drives Mario to the Badlands. Mario almost faints after witnessing the carnage. In the resupply area, Soldier asks Mario for his hat. Mario refuses. He backs into Pyro, who tosses him against the wall. Mario heads for the weapons supply, only for Heavy to stop him and give him a NERF gun. Just then, the intercom announces that the enemy has taken their intelligence. Scout, who has taken the briefcase containing it, is chased and soon cornered by Mario and Heavy. He begins firing his gun at the two. Heavy cowers and asks Mario to help. He just eats a sandwich. When Scout notices, Mario tries to shoot him with his NERF gun, which is ineffective. Scout shoots him with his gun.

Mario and Heavy respawn in the resupply area. Scout still has the intelligence. Mario crawls over to the other side, where two members of the opposing team need a dispenser. Mario tosses a Mushroom at Scout's face, making him fly into the air and explode. Mario is about to grab the briefcase, only to be interrupted by Soldier and Demoman, who both want his hat. The two begin firing at him, causing him to flee. A bomb flies in front of the briefcase, and it is blown to the top of a roof. Mario runs to Sniper and asks him to shoot the briefcase off of the roof. This request is ignored. Mario jumps in front of Sniper's gun, startling him. The bullet bounces off a piece of wood and pierces him through the head, killing him. Pyro, on the blue team, appears and flies onto the roof. Mario searches Sniper and finds a vial of yellow liquid. Thinking it's lemonade, he drinks it and grows a giant mustache. The scene plays in slow-motion as Mario tries to aim his gun at Pyro. However, he holds his gun the wrong way and shoots himself in the face.

Mario respawns in the resupply area. Pyro, splashing around in the water, still has the briefcase. Mario jumps in and follows him through the sewer. Suddenly, Spy, on the blue team, appears and chases after Mario with the goal of "surprise buttsex". Mario hides and avoids him for a short time. In the meantime, Solider is fighting with another character over hats when Spy starts humping him from behind. He tosses him into the same room Mario happens to be in. The plumber crawls away and notices two members of the opposing team: Heavy and Medic. Heavy force-feeds Medic a huge sandwich. Mario searches Spy to find a pack that he uses to change himself into a floating pony. He takes the briefcase. Just then, Heavy notices and tries to give him a giant sandwich. Mario flies away and is cornered by Medic, causing him to defecate a coin, which Medic tries to grab. Mario regrabs the suitcase, only to end up on a roof with Pyro, who sets himself on fire and begins to dance. Mario falls through the roof and ends up in a room with the Blue Team's Engineer and his machine gun. The Red Team's Soldier collides with it, blowing it up.

The Red Team's Demoman corners Mario, asking for his hat. The Red Team's Soldier threatens to beat up Mario if he doesn't escape. A fight sparks between the Red Team soldiers. Mario grabs a magic book and spawns Merasmus, who turns the field into a world of bizarre sights and sounds. Mario takes the briefcase and escapes. Eventually, he jumps into a portal teleporting him into an actual Team Fortress 2 session. Finally, Mario is in a safe area--that is, until the Blue Team's Spy appears with the goal of "surprise buttsex". Mario backs into the capture zone, where the announcer says that he has successfully captured the enemy intelligence. Suddenly, the Red Team's Heavy appears in the room and stumbles upon all of the bizarre sights. He drives Mario back to where he first picked him up and orders him to never come back. Soldier reappears and asks for Mario's hat.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Toad
 * Heavy Weapons Guy
 * Soldier
 * Pyro
 * Shy Guy
 * Scout
 * Demoman
 * Sniper
 * Spy
 * SMG4
 * Hagrid
 * Engineer
 * Merasmus

Errors:
"When Mario is talking to the Sniper and is asking him to shoot the Red Team's intelligence off of the roof, he says 'of' rather than 'off'."