User blog:Roy shyon/My friend the weeaboo

So something terrible happened over the summer.It stared when we were Talking about our middle school retrospect when I brought up anime and My friend got annoyed.He said that the next time he came over, we were going to watch an anime known as Death Note.Having seen Pokemon,Death Note,and Attack on Titan.He had a bit of background with anime at the time. He even had some manga and went to anime websites a lot. So I watched Death Note and I enjoyed it at first.but then for the 5th time in a row I got tired of Death Note but  he kept on watching. It was so excessive that our video game routine was thrown in the dumpster like,well,garbage being thrown in a dumpster.That was the time I realized he was a weeaboo,but I should have noticed that by then. He said it was a GOOD thing that my dad once forced me to watch Sword Art Online(yes you heard that right).My friend denied that he was a weeaboo,but it's pretty clear you have some problems when you think SWORD ART ONLINE is good parenting. I could be wrong though because at my middle school,anyone who watched more than 50 episodes of 5 different anime's was considered a weeaboo. However,He claimed that there were many people at my Middle school who like anime,which is something he made out of a figment of the deceptive mind because he hadn’t even BEEN there and people at my middle school l like American cartoons a lot more than anime. The next time we played video games,which was far into the future,I brought up the fact that we haven't watched anime and compared anime to American cartoons,but he got upset at me for comparing it to American cartoons and mocked me for liking cartoons.The last time I met him he said he watched 100 episodes of Naruto in 3 WEEKS which is 4 and a half episodes a day!A few months back we had family friends come over and I was telling them about how he was a weeaboo.However,he came over later that day when they were still there.Because I mentioned about how I told them he was a weeaboo,but then he looked up the word weeaboo online and tried everything he could to deny the fact that he was a weeaboo.To be honest that made him even more a weeaboo then he already his. Anyways here's everything he's done to qualify as a weeaboo.
 * 1) Has seen 275 episodes of anime which is more than 10 times the amount of anime I've seen
 * 2) Thinks that everyone loves anime and exepcts everyone to prefer it over American cartoons
 * 3) Watches anime at other people's houses
 * 4) Watches the DUB because he's too lazy to read the sub
 * 5) Plays yandere simulator
 * 6) 9anime is on his chrome suggestions
 * 7) Binged 100 EPISODES of naruto in 3 freaking weeks
 * 8) Goes far and wide to deny that he's a weeaboo
 * 9) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Owns some manga
 * 10) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Makes stuff up about people liking anime
 * 11) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Thinks its a GOOD thing i  was forced to watch sword art online
 * 12) <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gets upset when I compare anime to American cartoons

He's probably was addicted to it as much as Christina Miller is to Teen Titans Go. However I do like some anime.Death Note’s good in moderation,One Punch Man is very witty,I do like Hayao Miyazaki films but those are japanese animated films,not anime.However he is no longer a weeaboo since 9th grade started but I still unhappy with him for being a weeaboo