SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?/Transcript

This is a transcript for SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?.

Script
(The remastered intro start)

Mario: Game Over!

(At the MMMP, the polices, guards try to find Villager.)

(At the Mario's House, Mario is wake up.)

Mario: Good morning, FATTIES!!!

(Mario is dancing, doesn't care about the news were report of Villager. Then he's heading to the fridge. Inside the fridge having rock and cobweb, instead of spaghetti. That's make Mario screaming, panic.)

Luigi: Hey Mario!!!

(Mario is looking at Luigi, and furiously got Luigi.)

Mario: Luigi, I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: '''Hey bro. Where's the spaghetti at???'''

Luigi: (can't breath) Uhh...hobo stole them...

(Luigi is been throw outside.)

Mario: I got shit to do!

(Meanwhile, At the Spaghetti Cuisine.)

Owner: Well...time to lock up!

(Suddenly, the owner look at an furiously Mario is heading to him.)

Mario: Hey, Mr. Spaghetti man!

Owner: (trying to lock the door) Oh SHIT! Oh SHIT! Oh SHIT!

(Mario is now HEADSHOT the owner, being crashed.)

Mario: Mamaf**ker!!!

Mario: (walking to castle) If you need spaghetti, you're gonna have to steal it yourself...

(Mario doesn't care about the notice banner.)

Mario: YO Peach! You have some of that "sexy" spaghetti? You can rub it on my body if you want!!!

Toad: (clean up the castle) Oh, Hey Mario!

(Meanwhile, All the wanted posters about Villager has fill all over Smexy Town. An cop caught the wrong guy (Balloon Boy). Another cop had finally found Villager. But the Villager is trying to ESCAPE by enter an Warp Pipe that leads to the castle. Villager is now come in the castle.)

Policeman: Target has entered the castle!!!

FM54321: Lock it down!!!

(Police Steve is locking down all the castle doors, windows, and Mario was suprised when he knew that the castle has no spaghetti left.)

Mario: looks like its smuggling spaghetti overseas again for me...Wow...did somebody forget their cage infront of the door...cause i CAN'T GET OUT!

Peach: What are you doing?! you're gonna destroy the castle!

Police Leader: we're not going to destroy it! it's only a pre-caution!

Policeman: This is the police! Come out now!

Police Leader: look...this prisoner is one of the most dangerous profile ones in the kingdom...

Toadsworth: what crimes did such a criminal commit to earn this status?

Police Leader: oh boy...

Mario: are you gonna touch my butt?

Toad: hey! i'm technically dead too! you know!

Mario: shut up toad! i'm trying to lament here!

Mario: you! you did this didn't you!

Mario: You son of a- all hell no!

Policeman: uhh sir...you might want to see this...

Police Leader: oh...a hostage huh? well, now we can't destroy the castle...SET IT ON FIRE!

Luigi: i just got lots-a-spaghetti!

SMG4: hey, have i uhh... missed anything?

Toadsworth: no not really.

FM54321: That's right! take her away! anyone else willing to obstruct with the police will be arrested!

FM54321: HOLY CRAP A PENGUIN! I LOVE PENGUINS

SMG4: alright, that should give you time for whatever.

Toadsworth: give me your phone! i think i can get mario out of there...

Mario: this call better have spaghetti in it!

Toadsworth: master mario! i think there's a way to get you out of there!

Mario: spit it out! my ass won't stay attached forever!

Toadsworth: this castle was built on top of an old mansion with a secret exit! the castle ventilation system should still be connected with it.

Mario: i found it!

Toadsworth: well...he's dead.

Toadsworth: time to go find the body! follow me!

Mario: Mama-mia, aren't I done yet? it's gonna be ok...just...just sing a happy song! (hums) OH JESUS CHRIST!