Narrator



The Narrator is an unnamed, annoying voice that narrates bloopers sometimes for Smg4 and Mario (Much to their annoyance). He almost never appears in physical form, except in The Warrior and The Hobo where he appeared as a Sm64 color code palette figure.

Apearences

 * Mission For Peach (as subtitles)
 * Toad Gold (as subtitles)
 * The Warrior and the Hobo (as subtitles, and only blooper where he appears physically)
 * Crystal Funhouse (as subtitles)
 * Halloween Special 2012
 * How to make spaghetti (as Microsoft Sam)
 * Two Evil Friends (as Microsoft Sam)
 * The Mario Parable
 * Retarded64: Mario and the 1337 p0lice
 * A Fungus Among Us
 * Christmas 2013: the 12 idiots of Christmas
 * Bad Stars (as subtitles)
 * Retarded64: Mario Simulator (as Brian from Goanimate)
 * Retarded64: Princess Capturing Simulator.
 * Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)
 * DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow

Quotes

 * "Hello. Welcome to Mario Simulator. You get to do Mario Stuff.... Hooray"
 * "Wait a minute. Where the hell is Mario?"
 * "One day, in Teletubbyland, Po, Laa-Laa, Tinky Winky, and Dipsy got arrested for robbing a bank and also damaging a roof."
 * "Welcome back to Animal Channel (SMG4:Today we're lookin' at. The wild luigi "doll") WOW! There's a Wild Luigi... Look. They're Communicating... It's Amazing... Oh well what's going on Here?"
 * "Wassup, bro. You got a new spaghetti order. (Mario growls in anger) Don't be like that. Think positive. Bitch."
 * "Don't let it get to you. Remember, this is to make money for Peach, not to show off how awesome spaghetti is. Ah Fuck."
 * "Nice fighting, dickface. Boy, you fight like a sissy. At least you got the money for Peach, right?"
 * "Dipsy's getting it on with the ladies. Laa-Laa wasn't invited. She was very angry."
 * "Time for Tubby toast."
 * "Oh no, it's Bowser."
 * "Oh no, it's Mario"
 * "Nice going. You got the wrong princess."
 * "Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator, where you get to be a creep and steal little girls.....Hooray"
 * "Well it looks like Mario is pissed and he's coming to get you. What do you want to do?"
 * "This is a story about a turtle named Bowser. Bowser was a weirdo who likes to steal princesses for a living. Uh, Bowser has other hobbies that might be mildly disturbing. Bowser lived a happy and weird life, he was so awesome in fact the doctor came to visit him and reported that he was pregnant."
 * "If you're watching this, then you are asking:How can I become a cop?"
 * "Have you ever experienced explosive diarea before?"

Trivia

 * The only time the Narrator is actually on scene is on The Warrior and the Hobo, where while narrating, Mario and SMG4 interrupted him and asked who he was and he quickly ran away and then they pooped all over the place.
 * The Narrator is voiced by IVONA British Brian, which is also a GoAnimate voice.
 * Sometimes the Narrator is voiced by the famous Microsoft Sam, who also happens to voice Swagmaster69696969696.