SM64: Retarded Recap 2015

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SM64: Retarded Recap 2015, more often simply called Retarded Recap 2015, is the 258th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4. This blooper was specially released to close the year 2015.

Synopsis
In this final 2015 video, Mario is upset that his pizza was expired for almost a year (January 5, 2015), so (thanks to SMG4) he decides to go back in time to prevent his pizza from expiring, even if it means altering the rest of the past, the retard way.

Plot
SMG4 introduces the video by announcing that he will be reviewing the year with himself and Mario, right when the camera zooms out and a Popsicle stick with a Mario lookalike attached to it is in Mario's place, much to SMG4's annoyance. He comes out of the room and yells at Mario that they're already recording. SMG4 says Mario's name (surprisingly in Luigi's voice) when Mario is looking at something. It turns out Mario is upset that his limited edition pizza has been expired since January 5, 2015. When Mario asks SMG4 about it, he says that "it's been dead for a year, can't go back in time or anything". However, this gives Mario an idea to go back in time to the expiration date, kicking off the plot of the blooper. Mario pulls out Professor E. Gadd's time machine, and activates it. SMG4 tries to stop him, to no avail.

Mario lands on the time where the events of "SM64 Christmas 2015 - Christmas Crazies" took place. Just as Enzo pulls out a mega bomb, Mario recognizes the events, and when he notices Santa Claus, he believes that he "did something at this part and saved Christmas". He then throws Santa at Enzo, but Enzo evades the attack, leading to Santa Claus flying into a fireplace instead, burning him alive. Mario thinks that he "saved the world", but in reality, he destroyed Christmas.

Mario then appears at the end of "SM64: Ssenmodnar 0 - Release the Retardness!", but just as he tells SMG4 to seduce him, he suddenly realizes his mistake and jumps off the bridge, but reappears in the Castle basement right before impact. There, he notices the Mario from the video "fixing" the broken TV, and says that he "guesses that counts", as he disappears, going further into the past.

Mario then ends up in the timespan of "Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.", where he sees Swagmaster69696969696 shaking his rear end. He walks away in shock and surprise as he disappears once again.

Mario reappears in "SM64 Bloopers: Shell Shocked". Mario suddenly notices Wario charging towards the Crazy Koopa, and Mario mistakes him for a flying Mexican wrestler, shooting Wario.

Mario then appears in "Grand Theft Mario - If Mario was in... GTA V", landing on a policeman. He looks around before re-disappearing.

Mario then lands on "SM64: Cooking with Mario and Bowser 3!"'s timespan, where he appears inside one of the helicopters aimed at Mario and Bowser's ship, causing the Policeman inside, along with SMG4 who keeps demanding for a burrito, to scream and the ship to crash-land into Shy Guy.

Cue "Retarded64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario", where Mario ends up in the hospital. He walks around, looking in a room where Dr. Mario is swallowing a barrel full of pills. Mario, being touched, remarks that "his smartness never fails to amaze him", before going further into the past again.

"SM64 Halloween 2015: The 2Spooky Story": Mario appears at the skeleton party, where he notices one of the skeletons humping Frankie. He says, "That's nasty," before going out the mansion, and noticing Waluigi giving Wario CPR. Mario then throws up vomit in disgust.

"SM64 Bloopers: Luigi Labyrinth": Mario and SMG4 are stuck inside the Luigi Doll lair, surrounded by Luigi Dolls. Mario shouts out "GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!" before using Professor E. Gadd's time machine again, but not before a Luigi Doll gets in the way and disappears along with Mario.

"SMG4 Plays Merio Nernterndos 2": Luke Lerdwichagul is playing a game, right when the Luigi Doll and Mario appear in front of him. He starts shouting while shooting repeatedly as Mario disappears.

"SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special)": Mario appears on the arena where Mario and SMG4 are about to rap battle, but when Nintendofan997 introduces the rap battle, Mario shoots SMG4, and makes the other Mario win by default, even though he helped his past self cheat.

"Sonic the Derphog: Egg and Peach.": While Dr. Eggman and Princess Peach are watching TV, Mario remarks that he "hates this channel", causing Dr. Eggman to scream.

"Super Pokemans 64: Legendary Pokemon": Mario looks around inside the cave while the Mario from that blooper and the hiker ride a Snorlax.

"SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew": While Dr. Pootis is singing on fire during his fight against Super Justice Gay Toad, Mario looks at him shocked, and then joins him with the singing.

"SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown": When Awkward Guy gets distracted by a Shy Gal, Mario appears as the Shy Gal's head, scaring Awkward Guy.

"Retarded64: Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria": As Chica the Chicken is dancing on fire, Mario joins her as well.

"DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow": During Frankie's "Chance Time" event, a Yeti is coming after him. Suddenly, Mario appears and as the Yeti sees him, he comes after Mario instead. Mario screams and he uses the time machine once again, but not before the Yeti catches up to him and disappears along with Mario. Tubbiehost then shouts that he is out.

"SM64: The weird ticking sound (parody)": While SMG4, Mario (from the aforementioned blooper), Luigi, Peach, and Waluigi are singing a song by saying their names respectfully to a ticking sound, Mario and the Yeti appear and cause everyone to panic, as Dumbledore appears and says his name. Mario is panting while going further into the past yet again.

"SM64 Bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos": Mario ends up inside the casino, remarking that he "should stop doing crazy stuff or else he's gonna mess up the world", right when he notices Mario, from the blooper, and Luigi dancing happily in front of Toad. Suddenly, a surge causes the three to change appearances, shocking Mario.

"Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)": As Toad sneaks up to Mario, the Mario from the start of this blooper is surprised and runs away right before Toad starts screaming that the Princess has been captured, much to the other Mario's anger. Mario then laughs and tells the other Mario that he has to save the Princess, but in anger, the latter Mario launches the A button at the former, causing a Game Over. As Mario disappears, the Game Over sign is taken with him.

"SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover": Mario ends up inside the Castle's first floor, where he notices Bowser in a fairy costume. As the other Mario (who is naked) and SMG4 stare at Bowser, Mario does a Markiplier impression in shock as he disappears.

"Retarded64: Princess Capturing Simulator.": A gang of Policemen are in front of Bowser's Castle as they question "Mario", unaware that he is actually Bowser in disguise. Then all of a sudden, the real Mario shows up. The Policemen shoot Bowser, making him explode, causing a Game Over. As Mario disappears, Bowser's Pingas Clock is taken with him.

"SM64: Meet the Luigi": Luigi is about to beat Bowser for taking the last Spaghetti box, until Mario scares Luigi with Bowser's Pingas Clock, causing Luigi to explode. While Bowser is shocked, Mario disappears after laughing at Luigi and calling him a "scaredy-cat".

"SM64 Bloopers: Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky": While Bowser is reading a bedtime story to the Lumas, Mario complains that Bowser is boring everybody and tells him to quit boring everyone before he disappears.

"Retarded64: The Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.": Frog Mario jumps from the water, holding an "I LOVE YOU! toadette!!" sign with a picture of Toad way in front of Toadette. Toadette freaks out, shooting Frog Mario with her machine gun, leaving Toad shocked about it. The other Mario isn't amused.

"SMG4 plays Merio Nernterndoes": Mario freaks out upon seeing the Super Toad Generations 67 More Fun Than Your Body Has Room For Edition title screen. Surprisingly, Mario has Luke Lerdwichagul's voice here.

"SM64 Bloopers: The Pirate Plumbers": Mario sees Luigi, whose head is being eaten by Mr. Squidge, and he takes a selfie with him before disappearing, just as Ben appears spazzing out.

"SM64: The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D)": The Weegee head with Illuminati eyes shows up laughing evilly in front of SMG4. Mario appears and he gets scared of the Illuminati, but the Illuminati Toad corrects him by saying "Weegee-nati". Before he disappears, Mario tells Toad to shut up.

"SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play?": The Mario from the blooper is hiding from Villager quietly, until Mario shows up and makes noises, as the other Mario gets mad at him for doing that. As the Villager breaks the door, Mario disappears putting on a troll face as his past self is about to be murdered by Villager.

"The Wacky Wario Bros.: Golfing for Gold": Mario wonders if it's January and wonders what's the time, before noticing Waluigi saying "Waluigi Time!" as he starts to dance. Mario soon yells at him, who is next to Wario, to shut up. Waluigi then chases Mario, until Mario sends him back in time.

"Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach": Waluigi appears behind Chris and Swagmaster696969696 and scares them off.

"Retarded64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettiria": When Chica is about to order 10,434 pizzas with Mario's cash card, Mario appears and finds his wallet. He kicks Chica unconscious and disappears victoriously, leaving Toy Freddy asking what's happening in front of her.

"Ssenmodnar 10 (350k apocalypse special)": The Mario from the blooper remarks that "this is going to be one of those days", as Mario Head starts approaching towards the Castle. Mario appears on top of Mario Head, and shoves a rocket on the back of his head to speed up the drop, causing the entire planet to explode, sending Mario off into space.

"Sonic the Derphog: The Item Brick": Knuckles the Echidna is tripping out, while having hallucinations. Mario has no idea what is going on with Knuckles, and neither does Sonic, and they both shrug before Mario disappears.

"SM64 Bloopers: Smexy Soccer": SMG4 kicks the soccer ball, which flies above Whomp, and SMG4 is about to move under Whomp to get the ball, until Mario appears and tells Whomp that he stepped in poop before disappearing. Whomp then screams and falls on SMG4, squashing him to death.

"Mario 64: M. K. Nature Channel": Bowser is singing about the reason he steals Peach, and Mario is not amused about it.

"Mario 64: Love for Luigi. (Valentine's Special)": Mario appears in a black screen, and wonders what happened right before the screen shows Luigi dancing. Mario then freaks out and he tries to get out, but the time machine signal was lost, causing Mario to faint, literally burning to death before disappearing.

"SM64 Tales: Thwompin' and Whompin'": After getting a new job, Thwomp barges in a house and tells a guy that his partner, Whomp, can fix the second floor. Whomp then attempts to hammer a loose nail with a hammer, but after accidentally throwing away the hammer, he slams the loose nail with his body, crushing the entire second floor. Mario laughs at Whomp and disappears.

"SM64: Bad Star's Back! 300k special": The Ztar is singing a song while swallowing Power Stars, rampaging the city, and killing innocent people. Mario then asks if anyone wants spaghetti, and the Ztar gets controlled by Toad, and he goes after him. Mario then disappears, but not before Ztar catches up to him.

"Retarded64: Son of a Bowser": Bowser and the Mario of that blooper are watching Super Mario Twilight with Bowser Jr., along with Wario and Justin Bieber. After a quote from the movie is heard, Bowser throws up and Mario screams. The other Mario feels disgusted before he disappears, while the Ztar shouts that they're trying to watch the movie.

"SM64 Bloopers: Castle Royale": Prince Big Whoop is outraged that Mario and the others had screwed everything that he had planned. Then, hiding next to King Wooptedoo's throne, Mario is counting down to the moment where Bowser runs over Prince Big Whoop, and this scene does happen. Mario then says "Swiggity Swooty" before he disappears.

"SM64 Bloopers: The Idea Block": As SMG4 is outraged at Bowser's video about himself playing Rock Simulator, Mario appears and has no idea what has gotten into SMG4. Then, Mario realizes that he finally made it to January 5th, 2015, and gets to eat the pizza before it expires. He remarks that it was worth destroying the past as he disappears for the present.

Mario finally appears in the present and says that he's ready for the filming with SMG4. However, he notices that most of the characters from the past 2015 videos have gotten into the present, and he ooh's in surprise and confusion. The episode/blooper/video ends with a caption reading "Hope you enjoyed 2015!".

Characters

 * Mario
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4
 * Luigi
 * Princess Peach
 * Bowser
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Enzo
 * Villager
 * Santa Claus (cameo)
 * Swagmaster69696969696 (2 cameos)
 * Chris
 * Yeti Monster
 * Crazy Koopa (cameo)
 * Policeman
 * Steve
 * Shy Guy
 * Shy Gal
 * Dr. Mario (cameo)
 * Pikachu (cameo)
 * Skeletons (cameo)
 * Toad(s)
 * Toadette (cameo)
 * Frankie (cameo)
 * Super Justice Gay Toad (cameo)
 * Toadsworth (cameo)
 * Luigi Dolls
 * Luke Lerdwichagul (voice only)
 * Nintendofan997 (cameo)
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Hiker (cameo)
 * Snorlax (cameo)
 * Dr. Pootis (cameo)
 * Awkward Guy (cameo)
 * Chica the Chicken (3 cameos)
 * Freddy Fazbear (cameo)
 * Teletubbies
 * Ugly Mario (cameo)
 * Lumas (cameo)
 * Kirby (cameo)
 * Ben (cameo)
 * Mr. Squidge (cameo)
 * Weegee
 * Mario Head
 * Knuckles the Echidna (cameo)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Sanic (cameo)
 * Thwomp
 * Whomp
 * Ztar
 * LegoGuy77777
 * Crazy Japanese Guy
 * Bowser Jr. (cameo)
 * Queen Stephe (cameo)
 * Prince Big Whoop (cameo)
 * King Wooptedoo (cameo)

Thumbnail-only characters

 * Donkey Kong
 * Gary "DICKS" Oak
 * Gourmet Guy
 * Rosalina
 * Daisy
 * Old Man Hobo

Trivia

 * "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)" is the only 2015 video not to be referenced in this blooper, not counting the promo videos for other YouTubers.
 * This is the last Season 5 video.

Goofs and Errors
TBA (The video fades in to show SMG4 sitting in a Catholic-esque room.)
 * Bowser's head cannot be fully seen on the thumbnail. This is the same case with Luma and Shy Guy.
 * When Mario starts dancing with Dr. Pootis, the latter is not on fire.
 * Most of the past videos were shot in 16:9 widescreen, and when Mario changes the plotlines of these videos, they are mostly now shot in 4:3 stretched widescreen, with the exceptions of Garry's Mod backgrounds, animated GIFs, images, etc.
 * When Mario screams at Bowser wearing a fairy costume, the latter is now wearing different-looking clothes, his crown is now fully opaque, and the wand he is holding looks different as well.
 * Also, Bowser disappears when Mario travels further back in time, only leaving his crown, dress and wand floating in midair.
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SMG4: why...hello there. this is our last 2015 video.

SMG4: so today, we will be reviewing the year with SMG4!

SMG4: ...and also your fatty friend, MARIO!

(The camera zooms out to show that a Popsicle stick with a Mario lookalike taped to it is in Mario's place. The Popsicle stick moves for a bit while making a fart noise. SMG4 gets angry while the music stops and a record scratch is heard.)

SMG4: (voice dialogue) *gibberish*...D'OH WHAT THE F*CK?

(Cut to outside the slide room. SMG4 opens the door.)

SMG4: (text dialogue) ...MARIO!!! we're recording!