SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION!/Transcript

This is the transcript for SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION!

Skit 1: Luigi da Web
Mario: Spaghetti!

Luigi: Jump!

Wario: Blrr...

Sonic: Rings!

McShyGuy: Toast!

Waluigi: Wahhhhhh!

Fishy Boopkins: I like anime!

Ben: Let It Go! Let it go! Can’t hold back-

SMG4: It’s time to stop!

Toad: Send nudes!

(Toad licks crazy)

Skit 2: MrCattyWolf
Boopkins: Anime!

Boopkins: Guys, save me!

Boopkins: Help!

(Boopkins transforms into Thanos)

Skit 3
Guy: God, I wanna pee....

Guy: F**K!

Skit 4: Thiccdaddy1969
Tari: Yeah!

Bob: Boobies lol

Mario: Princess!

Skit 1: Luigi da Web
Mario: Spaghetti!

Luigi: Jump!

Wario: Blrr...

Sonic: Rings!

McShyGuy: Toast!

Waluigi: Wahhhhhh!

Fishy Boopkins: I like anime!

Ben : Let It Go! Let it go! Can’t hold back-

SMG4: It’s time to stop!

Toad: Send nudes!

(Toad licks crazy)

Skit 2: MrCattyWolf
Boopkins: Anime!

Boopkins: Guys, save me!

Boopkins: Help!

(Boopkins transforms into Thanos)

Skit 3
Guy: God, I wanna pee....

Guy: F**K!

Skit 4: Thiccdaddy1969
Tari: Yeah!

Bob: Boobies lol

Mario: Princess!

Mario: Get back in the kitchen!

Peach: Oh yeah!

Mario: MAMAF***ER!

Toad: We only have one minute left to cook the chicken we’re gonna lose...

Shroomy: Is it Shroomy's day today?

Mario: Shroomy you’re an f*cking idiot!

Skit 6: SnakeSnarled
Bob: Hi! I'm Bob! And I’m animated!

Bob: And you’re f*cking not!

Bob: LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOO

Skit 7: Dshayne
Boopkins: Somebody Help me!

Boopkins: My foot is stuck in the toilet again!

Odyssey Mario Yoshi: Look at me! I’m a Yoshi! Do the Yoshi!

Boopkins: Hey, How you doing? Is that a body pillow?

Odyssey Mario: Yes!

Skit 8: Chino_Spike
Luigi: Oh no!

Luigi: Help me!

Bob: Oh shit, Luigi is going to die!

Shroomy: Oh boy, I’m having so much now!

Bowser: This isn’t good, who is going to save poor Luigi...?

Mario: Luigi!

Jeeves: That bafoon..?

Luigi: Bro, you came to save me!

Maris: DAMNIT LUIGI! YOU ATE ALL OF MARIO'S SPAGHETTI!

Baldi: My scrotums.

I already didn’t put up Skit 9 because nobody just said anything.

Skit 10: Zun
Waluigi: All of you will be purified to the ground!

Mario: Alrighty! Time to finish this!

Mario: Do I aim for the head or the foot?

Skit 11: Molotov X
Sonic: Kill the retard...

Mario: Oh my god!

Mario: HOLY S***!

Skit 12: ShiMario
Mario: Welcome to Mario teaches-a sh*t!

Mario: Okey-dokey, here we go!

(Mario sings "This is America" by Childish Gambino)

🎵 This is a chicken wing 🎵

🎵 This is an eskimo 🎵

🎵 This is a Applebee’s 🎵

🎵 This is a celery 🎵

🎵 This is a Mario 🎵

🎵 This is a bumblebee 🎵

SMG4: Okay, I guess that makes sense...

Instructions
Silly face, spaghetti, weed, one Teletubby and money.

Skit 14: The Inverted Shadow
Meggy’s phone: Your face.

Meggy: Woomy!

Skit 15: Abitfrank
🎵 Country Roads 🎵

Mario: 🎵 Let’s a go! 🎵

Mario: 🎵 It’s-a me! 🎵

Mario: 🎵 Mario! 🎵

Mario: 🎵 Okey dokey! 🎵

Mario: 🎵 Mama Mia! 🎵

Skit 16: MushyMations
SMG4: Hey Mario! Have you seen my furret? Are you jealous?

SMG4: Goddamnit, Mario! You killed my furret!

SMG4: Good thing I have another one!

Dont Kill Furrets

Skit 17: ArtOfVinsanity
Mario: Waha! Yahoo! In Skit 18, I don’t want to add it cause nobody said anything.

Skit 19: King 3DEDE
3DEDE: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didnt try to play with big meaty claws!

King K. Rool: What did you say, punk?

3DEDE: BIG MEATY CLAWS!

King K. Rool: Well, these claws aint just for attracting mates.

3DEDE: Bring it on old man, bring it on!

(3DEDE hits Lucas)

(King K. Rool kicks 3DEDE in the coconuts.)

3DEDE: Mah penis!

Old Man: Meet the old man in the prairie.

Skit 20: Soup Can Mafia
Mario: Mamamia!

Shantae: あなたはもう死んでいます. (You are already dead)

Mario: NANI?!

Boopkins: Can we be friends?

Boopkins: Okay.

Skit 21: SuperG64
SMG4: Hey Mario!

Mario: What do you want SMG4? Can’t you see I’m busy eating spag-

SMG4: Want It, Mario?

SMG4: Fetch then.

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: Luigi! Get me to my spaghetti, quick!

Luigi: I did good! Right guys?

SuperG64: Um, I think you missed.

Skit 22: Awesome BOB Glitchious 4 (ABG4)
Mario: Oh my god!

Mario: With this spaghettinator, I can eat lots of spaghetti in under 1 minute!

Mario: And I can even start it with this remote!

Shy Guy: YEAH TOAST!

Mario: WHAT DID JUST HAPPEN TO MY SON??!

Saiko: Mario, can you stop eating these crap alot?!

Saiko: And...do a diet!

Mario: Looks like Mario knows nothing what is a diet?

Saiko: So it means...

Saiko: NO SPAGHETTI!!!!!

Mario: I’ll end-

Saiko: What did you say, n*gga?! Skit 23 continues with dancing. SMG4: What are those Neanderthals upto?

SMG4: Don’t they think I’m spoiling myself?

(SMG4 screams)

Skit 23: Joe (Continues with skit 13)
Mario: Guess what time it is?

Mario: It’s time for you to see Mario’s Tunnel of-a Doom!

Skit 24: The Marionettist
SMG4: Mario! Give me back that Wizard Rock!

SMG4: Mario, that wizard r-

Tari: Mario! You've could have seriously hurt him!

Mario: He’s probably if-

SMG4: No FNA-

Skit 25: Lizzierarticle
Callie: Challenge accepted!

Callie: I have a boo boo!

Tari: The f*ck?

Skit 26: PsyduckGineer
Mario: Hey! Come back! I’m a hungry!

Mario: Come here!

Mario: Mario gonna die.

Skit 27: CarlColour
SMG4: Is anybody here a doctor?

Boopkins: I am!

SMG4: Well you're a nerd!

Skit 28: SniperTheFox
Mario: Hello!

Mario: Now that I called you to my goof torture.

SMG4: What are you gonna do? Sit on me?

Mario: Yes!

Skit 29: PetrarchEleven
Bowser: What the?

Skit 30: SuperBlack03
SMG4: WTF?!

Mario: I need a drink?

Mario: That'll do.

SB03: Nice sh*t!

SMG4: I have a 3 million subscriber.

Skit 31: Choboy317
SMG4: Oh, Hey Mario! Don’t you like my new meme hole?

Mario: It’s going to blow up the world up again, isn’t it?

SMG4: Yup.

Boopkins: Anime is the best!

SMG4: AHHHHH GET IT OFF I'VE GOT A FAT ONE IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skit 32: GameCubeDude200
Bob: Hell yeah, boi. I got a dad's time machine! I can travel where there’s only women!

Professor E. Gadd: GODDAMNIT BOB!

E. Gadd: That’s a teleporter! Not a

Papyrus: Oh boy, I can’t wait to eat this spaghetti!

Bob: What the hell is this? Where are all the bitches for Bob to love?

Bob: The f***?

Sans: You people never learn...

Bob: Ah, piss.

Skit 33: EscarGordo
It doesn’t have anything to say.

Skit 34
Mario: Pingas!

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

Skit 35: Aztev Animations
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mario: Mama?

???: Two killers gonna die tonight!

Skit 36: TheBootlegScenary
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