Mario

Mario (full name Mario Sexy The Plumber or Mario Gaywalker or Mario The Sexy Plumber (according to his driver's licence)) is one of the main characters in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers. He's obssessed with spaghetti, and he's retarded and dumb. He thinks he has got ton's of SWAAAG but in realy he's a pedo.

Personality
In the official Mario games, Mario acts as a nice character that helps anyone that needs help.

As portrayed in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish and acts like he only cares for himself, as other people's concerns don't bother Mario. He will do things for people if there is spaghetti involved, showing that Mario is very lazy.

Mario is a major bother to everyone in Princess Peach's Castle.

Mario always wants attention, as shown the episode "YouTube Mario?!". He created a channel called "theawesomario" (which is an actual channel on YouTube) to be better than SuperMarioGlitchy4, and also get his attention.

Likes

 * We can't tell if he is friends with anyone, but maybe he's friends with SuperMarioGlitchy4.
 * Spaghetti
 * Being naked
 * Watching Dora the Explorer
 * Spongebob (according to the Mario facts at the skit transitions of Ssenmodnar 5 (see below)
 * Steve (one side)
 * Slenderman (only in My Best Friend Slenderman)
 * MarioMario54321
 * Cake, despite him never actually getting any...
 * Swag.
 * Being gay
 * Nyan Cat
 * Bowser's A$$
 * Peach (one side)
 * Luigi (one side)
 * Bowser (one side)
 * Playing games with Toad
 * Ravioli (according to the video "Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2!")
 * Being a wizard (according to the episode Spells n' Wiztards)
 * Being a cop
 * Peach's b00bs
 * Peach's booty
 * Humping Samus Aran (according toRetarded64: Mario for Hire.)

Dislikes

 * Bowser
 * SuperMarioGlitchy3
 * Justin Bieber magazines
 * People insulting Dora the Explorer, as seen in "War of the Fat Italians 2013"
 * Steve (one side)
 * Teletubbies (scared of, not hate)
 * Bad guys such as:
 * The Imposter
 * Barbie
 * John Gayham
 * Mr. Toad
 * SMG1 (only in Smg club)
 * Crazy Toilet Dude
 * The Narrator
 * Toad
 * Doritos (as seen in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2)
 * Peach (one side)
 * People insulting spaghetti (as seen in A Murder without Peach)
 * Ben
 * DICKS (Gary)
 * Luigi (one side)
 * Teletubbies
 * Tubby Custard
 * Bowser (One side)
 * Macarroni (while it is the same as spaghetti)
 * Justin Bieber
 * Being gay (Sometimes)
 * Losing when playing with toad...
 * Smg4 not playing with him...
 * Cookies!
 * PINGAS
 * Sonic (Seen In Sonic the Derphog: Eggventure (GET IT?!))
 * Crazy Woman (as seen in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2)

SuperMarioGlitchy4
He's a friend of Mario, who is responsible for making the bloopers. In one of his videos, he said that he was gay. He sometimes insults Mario, but also cares for Mario which is seen in some videos. Mario and SMG4 are rivals in the War of The Fat Italians series, and always argue and fight.

Luigi
Mario heavily abuses his brother/sister Luigi, often insulting him, beating him up, and in early bloopers he was killing him a few times for no reason, although he always comes back to life for some reason. Why Mario does this is unknown, but it may be because he resents Luigi for outperforming him; Luigi always beats him in Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart and Mario Party, and Mario gets very angry when Luigi out-jumps him in Long jump. Luigi also gets angry at Mario when he is being too stupid.

Despite their rivalry, Mario and Luigi do seem to truly care for each other. This is especially apparent in Luigi's Retarded Mansion, when Luigi risks his life to rescue Mario.

Mario and Luigi's true relation is unknown. While they are usually said to be brothers (which is true in the official Mario canon), there are two conflicting accounts of Mario and Luigi's relation. In How Mario was Born, Mario gave birth to Luigi, but in The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) documentary of Mario, the two met at an orphanage instead.

Toad
In 2011 and 2012 bloopers, Mario was constantly seend annoying the crap out of Toad and Toad really hated him. However in 2013 and 2014, Toad loves Mario and is always saying stuff like "HEY MARIO!".

Bowser
Mario and Bowser are arch-rivals in the official Mario games. In SMG4's bloopers, they are still rivals most of the time, but the two sometimes cooperate when they have a common goal, like hating Peach or cooking, Bowser says that he hates Mario becouese on How Mario was Born Mario took a dump on him as a baby, but in the The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) documentary of Mario Bowser says that he hates Mario becouse he make him drop his Sandwich.

Peach
On 2011 bloopers Mario always was trying to like Peach while Peach never liked him (and if Mario make smething Wrong she kiled him) but now Mario doesn't like her and vice-versa, often Mario is saying 'Ha the princess...¡She is a B*tch! 'but as seen in SM64: Meet the Mario, Mario likes to see her b00bies (He is a pervert just like Smg4)

Mario Facts in the blooper "Ssenmodnar 5 (WAT (shocked face) Edition)"
9.  Mario's last name is "The plumber"
 * 1) Mario eats around 640000 bowels of spaghetti each hour
 * 2) Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo
 * 3) Mario hit puberty when he was 30
 * 4) Marios can fly with their magical hat
 * 5) Mario farted over 13456 times in the castle
 * 6) Mario isn't right or left handed
 * 7) Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys
 * 8) Luigi is actually mario's sister
 * 9) Mario is actually chinese but he changed to Italian

10.  Princess peach is mario WAHHHHHH????????????

11.  Mario's favourite color is b00bies

12.  Mario's birthday is the 31/13/1942 or something

13.  Mario's middle name is "sexy"

14.  Mario has children and their names are toad

15.  Mario has no teeth

15.  Mario's overalls were created from dirt

16.  Mario was going to star in jb's music video but got kicked due to destroying everything

17.  Mario has no fingers

18.  everyone's eyes are blue

19.  everyone stole mario's moustache style

20. bowser hates mario because he made him drop his sandwich!

21. mario wears eye contact. and panties.

22. mario's nose originally was a genetic mutatuion.

23. mario rates this video out of 0/10

24. insert fact here

Trivia

 * Mario sometimes eats food from the trash as shown in Free Lunch for Mario.
 * Mario thinks that the Old Pepole can't do anything this becomes ovius in Who let the chomp out? when Mario asks sarcasticaly to Toadsworth if he is gonna trow his walking stick to defeat the Chain Chomp.
 * Mario has once eaten 35 bowls of spaghetti in 5 seconds.
 * Mario likes to jump off the top of Peach's Castle.
 * Mario is so fat, he can Ground Pound and break the roof of Peach's Castle.
 * In one episode Mario's idioticy becomes obvious as he says "but im only 2..........3 years old!"
 * Mario supposedly does acts without thinking, as in the episode 99.5% Crazy, he only acts slightly dumber and more silly, such as calling smg4 "Dad".
 * Mario made his own YouTube channel called theawesomario to attract attention.
 * He thinks SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos are stupid and idiotic.
 * He gave Bowser a pain in the butt for 20 years, loves to be naked, and likes to hump things, proving that he's perverted.
 * Mario can fly without the wingcap when acting silly.
 * Mario appeared in every SMG4 blooper except for Guards 'N Retards series.
 * Mario likes humping Minecraft Pigs as shown in World of Craftmine
 * He apparently has b00bs.
 * Mario has hardcore obesitas.
 * Mario is actually dead. The Mario that we currently see is a clone because the real Mario decayed on the short Bob-ombache, while one clone was killed by SMG4 at the end of Boil the Big Bully and another clone died because the Teletubbies forced him to watch their retard show in SM64: weird dots ( Tubbie TV ) weird dots .
 * Mario wants to have swag, as seen in Retarded64: Mario Simulator when he steals Swagtubbie's swagalicious glasses.
 * Mario was made by supermarioglitchy4's clone machine.
 * Mario never dies, just a clone.
 * Mario doesn't know how to cook.
 * Mario's fart can blow up the whole castle.
 * Mario sometimes gets arrested.
 * Mario sometimes hates being sexy. As heard in "World of CraftMine"
 * He likes to annoy toad.
 * Mario is always being on fire.
 * Mario can transform into a super saiyan, as shown in Retarded64: Mario Simulator
 * Mario is sick of saving peach, shown in 'SM64-Guides:Toadsworth's how to princess', Toadsworth ties up Peach to show her how to be rescued "like a princess" and then tells Mario, but then Mario says "B*TCH, DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? NO!".
 * Mario always gets into trouble.
 * Theawesomario is a real YouTube channel created by SMG4 for the video.
 * When Mario battle in Pokémon, he always loses and always ends up going to the Pokémon Center (but he sometimes wins).
 * Although a hero in most games, however in the game Donkey Kong Jr, he appeared as an antagonist (for good intentions).
 * He once farted on peaches' coffee cup, and she drank it without realizing.
 * Mario's gotten a new troll face, only it's modified to look like his.
 * Mario sometimes pees on the castle ceiling.
 * Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti.
 * He's now a Wizard, according to the episode Spells and Wiztards.
 * Mario somehow knows the "Goomba Mating Call" which turns Bob-Omb Battlefield into a giant Goomba clusterf**k.
 * Mario's second favorite food is Italian Ravioli, as seen in Cooking With Bowser and Mario 2.
 * Mario's Original Name was Jumpman.
 * He Might Have Been Dropped On His Head As A Kid (Simliar To SMG4 in ssenmodnar 7 (Toast Edition) )

Pokémon
Mario has several Pokémon (or Pokéman), only seen during the Super Pokeman 64 Bloopers series.
 * Super Useful Luigi (Luigi), which can MEGA evolve into Weegee. Currently Mario's only Pokémon still on hand.
 * Mentally pissed off toad (Toad), which evolved from "tiny mushroom". He ended up attacking Mario and killing him.
 * Magikarp, summoned in the midst of a high speed car chase. Flew away.
 * Torchic, caught by Mario in a failed attempt to retrieve his badge from Steve. Torchic is currently taken away by Steve.

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