SMG4: My Mario Academia/Transcript

(Glitch Productions and SMG4 intro)

Swagmaster69696969696: Long ago, there was a dumbass place called Earth and everything was fine.

Swagmaster(continues): ...UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED!

Chris Gordman: Wrong show you idiot.

Swagmaster: Oh crap, right. *Ahem* There was a little shit with special powers called “Quacks.”

Chris: Quirks.

Swagmaster: That’s what I said. >:( Anyways, the Quirks spread like aids and everyone has super powers. The Earth was never the same and I still can’t get a job god dammit.

Chris: Swag, I told you not to get emotional for the narration.

Swagmaster: Shut up, Chris.

Bell: Ring! Ring! Ring!