Thread:EmigaFist3/@comment-83.114.89.175-20150406215549/@comment-25653892-20150407222425

So because Starman3 has never wronged some of you personally, he's worthy of your respect. I don't think that's how anything works. Starman3 has never wronged me personally, but that doesn't stop me from seeing all the terrible things he's done not only to others, but to his self-image as well.

Starman3 makes awful, nonsensical bloopers and portrays himself as whatever you call a male Mary Sue. He gives himself all the cool powers. He's never at fault for anything. His only enemies are enemies (e.g. Bowser), far as I can tell. Everyone loves him for almot literally no reason. Everyone makes up with him no matter how out-of-character it would be to do so. Everyone takes his side on things they know nothing about before even meeting the guy. Not only is that terrible storytelling, it's complete bull.

In real life, Starman is a sociopath who's done nothing to appreciate the peers that have helped him; he instead prefers to rat those once-friends out to his mother when he recieves criticism of any kind, constructive or not. He is immature, unfriendly, and stupid enough for me to wonder if he's literally mentally challenged. And to top it off, he is probably a pedophile. I'm being as objective as possible here: there's extensive evidence that Starman3 loves children on a sexual level. I'm not kidding. I'm not trying to break the Wikia Terms of Use by using such a slur as "pedophile" on the guy. There is a lot of actual, legitimate evidence for it, and I'm sure a number of people on this wikia would be happy to point you to it if you so desire.

Oh and by the way, about that "rat [them] out to his mother" thing I said earlier? Well, if the literal definition of the word "pedophile" didn't make it obvious enough, Starman is a young adult—a grown man. And he's tattling on other people. To his mother. Yeah, I don't even know either.

And no matter how many times he "apologizes", no matter how hard anyone wants to believe his numerous "apologies", he never changes. We know he doesn't.

But you're just gonna shake that all off because of his self-portrayal as the perfect and ultimate lifeform within terrible videos that he himself is in complete control of producing. Excuse me in for shaking my head at you in advance and utter disbelief alike, kind sir. And let's all hope that the issue of Starman3 never becomes so muddled again that his legion of zombies stares right though the cold, hard, and obvious facts.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to typing "lal" a billion times, so see you guys then.