Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-17082236-20150923172002/@comment-17082236-20150930175238

Mario: Don't worry that was just coming from the TV.

Teletubby: I'm here to kill one guy who's red, fat and gay.

Mario: SAY WHAT?!?!

SMG4: Oh no...

Teletubby: THE TOAST-OBSESSED SHY GUY!

Mario: Phew.

(beat)

Teletubby: AND ALSO MARIO!

Mario: AAAARGH! (he collapses from a heart attack)

SMG4: OH HELL NO! I can't leave Mario to die! Who knows CPR?

(Pause.)

MM: Let me just say that before we continue, almost nobody in the SMG4verse besides me knows CPR.

(Unpause.)

Starman3: I KNOW CPR!