Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-98.251.178.53-20150913161919/@comment-162.150.16.198-20150929231542

Mario: (wakes up) What... HOLY CRUD! The pig raided our minibar!

AT THE DESK

Peach: Uh...our pet got into the minibar, so we shouldn't be charged.

Clerk: You have to pay.

Peach: ARGH!

Clerk: And an extra fifty dollars for your pet.

Peach: BULLSH*T!

AT THE PARKING LOT

Lardbutt: Hold on, maties. I have to make a phone call.

Mario: Who you calling? YO GIRLFRIEND?

Lardbutt: It's important pirate business. Ye know?