Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Orbical Adventures/Transcript

This is a transcript for the SuperMarioGlitchy4 video Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Orbical Adventures.

Transcript
(Mario is asleep in Peach's Castle; he is talking in his sleep)

Mario: Zzz...ah, spaghetti...

???: (offscreen) HEEEELP!!!

Mario: ...zzz...ah, ravioli...zzz...ah, mama mia...

???: (offscreen) I said HEEEELP!!!

Mario: ...zzz...ah, spaghetti...zzz...

???: (offscreen) I GOT SPHAGETTI!!!

(Mario wakes up)

Mario: spagetti?! where? what the hell was that?

Luigi: mario! did you hear that? someones in trouble! it could be peach!!!

Mario: screw that! peach can save her own ass! I saved her too many times!

Luigi: well you have a point but what if it isn't peach

Mario: well then whats the chance of the person having cake?

Luigi: just follow me! I think I know where its coming from!

(cut to Bowser's Lair)

Bowser: BWAHAHA! I have captured you!!! bow before me!!!

(FightingMario54321 is shown to be in a cage)

FM: nahh I don't feel like it...

Bowser: ...what you have to!!!

FM: well maybe I don't want to!

Bowser: ...you're mean...but it doesn't matter! I have captured you!!

SMG3: WHAT!? I captured him!!! I just brought this to your front door!!!

Bowser: its you!!! you screwed up my nightmare stone!! and I captured this dude!!!

SMG3: >:( let the flashback tell you!!!

(flashback; cut to SMG3 and FM outside the pipe to Bowser's lair)

SMG3: hehe this prank is the best!! ok you when I shove you in the pipe I want you to break out and beat up bowser!

FM: screw you, how can I break out!?

(SMG3 throws FM in the pipe; cut to FM falling into the lair)

FM: ummm hi....

Bowser: awww are you an abanodoned baby? don't worry uncle bowser will look after you

FM: I am not an abandoned baby! now let me out!!

Bowser: aww you can talk too! your sooo cute!!

(FM throws a sink at Bowser)

Bowser: HEY!...don't do that baby

(FM throws a Snorlax at Bowser)

Bowser: naughty!!! don't make me-

(FM throws Ronald McDonald at Bowser)

Bowser: ok thats it your getting a spanking!!!

(FM throws a piano at Bowser)

Bowser: AHHHHHHHHH

(end flashback; cut back to Bowser and SMG3)

Bowser: I hate you

(cut to outside Bowser's lair)

Luigi: ok mario I think its coming from bowsers lair mario?

(Mario is standing on the spinning platforms)

Mario: Weee! Weee!

Luigi: mario! come on!!! help me get through this wind!

(Luigi crawls through the wind while Mario flies on Toad. Mario and Toad eventually get blown away)

Luigi: we finalley here! I think this is were the call is coming from

Mario: a pipe ate peach? (examining the pipe) hmmm how does bowser fit in here? is it safe? looks pretty dark... hey luigi check if its safe! (throws Luigi down the pipe)

Bowser: (offscreen) HEY! don't throw your garbage down here!

Mario: ....yeah its safe

(he enters the pipe; cut to Mario falling into Bowser's Lair)

Bowser: MARIO!!! I was expecting you...

Mario: and I was expecting a duck with a hat but noooo! now where is luigi and FM?

Bowser: oh luigi....he's just enjoying the view!!

(Luigi is in a cage right next to the edge)

Luigi: mario! HELP!!! get me and FM out of here!!

Bowser: pay me 1000000 coins or your brother dies.

Mario: meh kill him, he always won super smash bros

Bowser: ....seriously? I mean...this dude it useless!

Luigi: hey I'm useful for somethings! like....a missile

Bowser: whatever let mr. green go but we're keeping the baby!

FM: (offscreen) not a baby!!!

Mario: what? him instead of FM?

Luigi: (offscreen) mario!!

Mario: cmon I'd rather take nothing!

Luigi: (offscreen) D:

FM: (upside-down) you guys suck!

Bowser: now be gone! the gods are summoning me!!

(cut to outside Bowser's Lair)

Mario: stupid bowser...with his greeky talk and his fatass..

Luigi: why did you offer not to take me!!! now we have to go back and save FM!!!

SMG3: (coming out of the pipe) HAHAHA! we're not done yet!!

Mario: oh its just smg3, what?

SMG3: what? your not scared of me!? you're scared of bowser!!!! cmon I'm ugly and scary!!!wait a minute I'm beautiful anyway....HAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK TO BOWSER!!! cause I'm going to put a curse on this pipe!

Luigi: how? are you going to lick it?

Mario: ooh are you going to make weird indian sounds

SMG3: no! like this! all demons and baddies arise as no more of you dies

(someone starts making chanting noises)

SMG3: now help me put an evil curse so-what the hell is that noise?

(Mario is chanting, spinning, and wearing a Native American chief's hat)

Mario: why aren't you chanting?

SMG3: now its cursed! and now when you go in! you just come out of the pipe! and the only way to break this curse is to find a magic orb!!! and why did I tell you that!?

Luigi: umm how are you going to get back?

SMG3: haha! the looping curse effect doesn't affect me!!! (he enters the pipe, only to come back on top of it and fall in again, creating a loop) ok maybe the curse work on me weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!