User blog comment:The Zog./Learn to speak Hebrew/@comment-24846733-20160615010311/@comment-24846733-20160617135247

Sorry to beat on your only accomplishments ever, but every rebellion you did against the Romans was a complete failure(They butt-raped you shitskins every single time, ahahaha!), caused your diaspora and always ended up killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians!

Whereas the Maccabean Revolt wasn't even against the Roman Empire, but the Seleucid Empire... SO EVEN CALLING IT A VICTORY IS PATHEEETIC, DEFEATING THE SELEUCIDS IS AS MUNDANE AS BRREAAATHING.

You didn't destroy the cult of Ba'al, though! Don't forget who destroyed Carthage and how you fucks never managed to invade Phoenicia. Heck, you couldn't even kill the Philistines properly, LOL!

Muhammad didn't bring peace, all he did was unite a bunch of weird tribes and have them kill poor Greeks and Persians, instead of ending each other's lives. Also, did you know he created Islam? Like, seriously, EW!!!111

Also, reptiles are 110% more sexy than any ICKY mammal you can think of

The Franks were a GERMANIC tribe youuuuu DOUBLE NIGGER

Besides, remind me of who saved Europe from the sand niggers...?''' OH RIGHT, WE [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna DID! ] ' And the Polish...''

But yeah, Germany's been shit ever since Napoleon ruined it.

THE HRE WAS A LAND OF POETS AND THINKERS, THEY USED TO SAY

NOW GERMANY'S THE LAND OF SYRIANS AND CUCKSSSSSS

gib israeli citizenship to me plox