Mario In Real Life: Mario Monster Mash (700k Special!)/Transcript

*Mario is coming out of SMG4's PC*

*Mario singing*

Mario: Hello!

SMG4: Mario? What you're doing here?

Mario: Good morning, Mr. Mousthachio!

SMG4: What? Did you- Did- Did you draw- aah!

*Mario giving a trollface*

SMG4: Mario! Mario what you doi- is that food?

Mario: Wah! Noo!

SMG4: Please don't tell me you came here just to steal food from me.

Mario: Aw come on! I've only done it for a year!

SMG4: A year? Look Mario, if you wanted food then-

*Mario screaming*

Mario: Stay back! Don't make me use this!

SMG4: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Where did you get that?

*a clip showing Mario steal a magic wand from a rock wizard*

SMG4: Look, just give me the wand and-

*Mario screaming?*

*Mario throwing the wand at SMG4's head*

SMG4: *a voice telling that SMG4 got hurt* (editor's note: i don't have any idea how that sound could been represented as text)

SMG4: What was that for?

Mario: Defeated now, b***h?

*a skeleton coming from the wand*

*Skeleton raging?*

SMG4: What the heck is that?

Mario: Mamma mia!

SMG4: (no idea what he said here)

skeleton: Well you are dead!

SMG4: Okay that's not going to work!

*SMG4 throws Mario out of the window*

Mario: I'm a pretty italian girl!

SMG4: You just had to have a magic wand didn't you?

Mario: You just HAD to stop me from taking food!

*Skeleton making food?*

SMG4: Hey you aren't supposed to be doing that!

Mario: Yeah! Why aren't you cooking me anything!

skeleton: I need some ingredients first...

skeleton: Gimme dat butt!

*More monsters coming from the magic wand*

Steve: Chickens! My family has life! (?)

Mario: Imma still hungry! Waaah

(I don't have any idea what the monsters are saying. (including the cucco))

Mario: All i wanted was some food D:

SMG4: Look, all we have to is get rid of the monsters by getting them to my room.

*SMG4 picks up a duster*

SMG4: Ha! I'm going to kill you all guys!

Mario: Oh whattya gonna do? Clean them all to death!?

SMG4: Do you have a better idea?

Mario: Yes! We haul your fat butt through that open window!

SMG4: (no idea what he said, again.)

dodgongo: Big gay dance!

text box: Swanky monster uses Big gay dance!

text box: Mario uses scare!

*the monster knocks Mario to SMG4's TV(?)*

SMG4: Let me do it! (some speech my voice recognition unit can't understand)

*Monster screaming*

SMG4: Mario! Sexy distraction on hundred and ten!

Mario: Okie dokie!

dodongo: Whaaaaaaat?

*SMG4 strikes the monster with the duster, KO'ing it*

SMG4: Hah! You thought that I can't clean them to death!

Mario: Nobody cares!

*the monster wakes up and goes through the window*

*Mario and SMG4 high-five*

Mario: Say! Imma hungry!

*Some monsters surprised of the fact Mario and SMG4 came to the room*

*Mario turns the monsters to a palm tree, a dancing skeleton and a old man*

*SMG4 getting a toad hat*

SMG4: Take it off!

Mario: Wonderful!

*SMG4's head turns to his SM64 character's head*

Mario: Hmm.. you don't look half bad!

*SMG4 turning back to his normal self*

SMG4: Mario! We have to get back to the rest of the monsters!

Mario: Hold on! Mario needs to take a gigantic dump first!

*a beamos sitting on the toilet. or is it standing?*

SMG4: Jesus what the hell is that!

Mario: Weeeell...

*Some bat-skeleton heads coming behind the beamos*

*SMG4 and Mario run away*

*the duo are surrounded by monsters*

SMG4: Mario use that magic wand!

Mario: Ahh! I can't! It needs to recharge!

text onscreen: Magiciness: low...

SMG4: Aah i don't wanna die!

*Captain Steve falling through the ceiling*

Captain Steve: Hey guys! Can I join you guys! Huh? Huh?

SMG4: Oh my god it's Captain Steve!

(a fight scene)

*Mario looking at Donkey Kong. (or Cranky Kong. whatever suits you)*

deku scrub: Gorilla! Use your giant monkey arms!

donkey kong: Hell no! I can throw barrels at them!

*Mario jumps over the barrels and kills DK*

(a scene showing that the monsters are dead)

SMG4: Wow! Yeaah that's right! (what did he say here?)

*a big monster falls through the ceiling*

text onscreen: Magicness: CHARGED!

*Mario uses the wand on the monster, turning it to teletubbies*

Mario and SMG4: Eeeeh, I guess that counts.

*the teletubbies go outside*

SMG4: Where are they going? Oh god oh god what are they doing!

text onscreen: world domination commences in 5 minutes

Mario: Ahh! The wand needs to recharge again! D:

SMG4: There is only one way to do this Mario. (what? i didn't hear the last sentence?)

*SMG4 disguising as a black & white teletubby, aka the Luke The Teletubby*

SMG4: So what do you think Mario?

*Mario facepalms*

SMG4: Hey everybody, keep on doing your work! (something.) Don't pay attention to me! Hey, I like your shoes. (more compliments)

*the teletubbies are confused*

*SMG4's head gear falls off*

Po: Get 'em ********!

*teletubbies firing their weapons*

*SMG4 picks up a Waluigi doll*

SMG4: Don't make me use this, I'm going to use this! Mario, come on!

*the Waluigi doll is thrown to the air and turned to a Walugi launcher by Mario*

*SMG4 fires the Waluigi launcher*

(an explosion.)

*SMG4 and Mario celebrating the victory*

(uh what are they saying now?)

*rock wizard comes out of a portal*

wizard: Oy! Someone took my wand! Hello? Anyone?

text onscreen: You can have... The big gay dance!

(end of video)