SM64 Bloopers: Smexy Soccer

SM64 Bloopers: Smexy Soccer is a Super Mario 64 Blooper and SuperMarioGlitchy4's 219th video overall. In this blooper, Mario tries to help two kids named Bobby and Goombs get their soccer field back from Bowser Jr. and his gang.

Plot
A car appears and shows Mario driving it and Peach tagging along. Mario complains about Peach wanting to be kidnapped for the fifth time of the month. As Peach explains, Mario just ignores, they drive to SMEXY Town. Mario runs over a Koopa and then crashes into a wall (Peach tries to warn him, but didn't listen). The car is set on a blaze and Peach leaves to get Toadsworth. Mario then complains that he has saved her and never got to "spank dat ass". Seconds later a soccer ball comes and knocks Mario out. Two people, Bobby and Goombs looked at Mario and sees if he is okay, but Mario didn't say a thing, thinking that he is asleep. Mario wakes up and tries to eat the the two little children. Bobby asks Mario is he wants to play soccer with them. Mario starts kicking some soccer balls and is angry when he scores. He charges and delivers a super powerful kick which makes the ball go on fire, go through the goal and hits an old man, which sends him flying into the space.

Characters

 * Princess Peach
 * Lakitu
 * Announcer (possibly Angry Indian Guy)
 * Toad (two cameos)
 * Koopa Troopa (two cameos)
 * Old Man Hobo (three cameos)
 * Roprinplup14 (cameo)

Team Awesome Star

 * Mario
 * Bobby (debut)
 * Goombs (debut)
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4
 * Wario
 * Luigi
 * Toadsworth

Team Giga Koopa

 * Bowser Jr.
 * McShyGuy
 * Boo
 * Whomp
 * Bully
 * King Bob-omb
 * Piranha Plant

Locations

 * Smexy Town (also called Smexy Land)
 * Smexy Town soccer field
 * Wario's Microgame Emporium (mentioned as "Wario's Microgame Mania")

Trivia

 * The intro for this blooper is still based off of King Asylus', but once again demastered: SMG4 spins on-screen as a SM64 model, and is knocked away when Mario throws the word "PRODUCTIONS" at him. This prevents the former from saying anything possibly offensive; fans found the original "Consider yourself retarded!" from The Idea Block., Castle Royale and Son of a Bowser., prompting SMG4 to replace the back half of M. K. Nature Channel's intro with "Let's go, f*cker!" in satire, whereas no such phrase is found in this video's intro.
 * Most of the musics used were coming from the video games Mario Strikers Charged and Super Smash Bros .4, maybe because "Fight" and "Soccer" were implied.
 * This is the first time Luigi use his Death Stare without being in a kart.
 * It is unknown what happened to Princess Peach after she went looking for Toadsworth.
 * The toast on McShyGuy's head isn't a toast, but a Sandvich, a hat from Team Fortress 2.
 * Apparently, Piranha Plants transform into Petey Piranha-like creatures upon eating a Poison Mushroom.
 * This is not the first time Mario has ran away sobbing after having his clothes ripped off. This scene was likely a reference to War of the Fat Italians 2014.
 * This is the third appearance of a Cannon Penis (mentioned as Pingas Cannon), after Bad Stars and Bad Star's Back. That makes it the first appearance of such a cannon in a blooper where Bad Star does not appear.
 * Wario's Microgame Emporium was referenced previously in The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem and The Retardness of 2014.