Christmas 2013: The 12 Idiots of Christmas/Transcript

As follows is a transcript of SuperMarioGlitchy4's 2013 Christmas special, Christmas 2013: The 12 idiots of christmas.

=Transcript=

Intro
(it is snowing on the castle grounds)

Text: Twelve Idiots of christmas

created by Smg4

Voiced by:

SMG4-SMG4

luigi-IISuperMarioII/Dshyanie

Peach-SMG4/SMG4's sister

Mario-IISuperMarioII

toad-SMUS16475

wario-IISuperMarioII

STEVE-eric

narrator-some guy

bowser-Zuki_XD

Old man-SMG4

waluigi-IISuperMarioII

Weegee-Megaman765

Lyrics only
SMG4: On the first day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

...a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Luigi: On the second day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

...Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Peach: On the third day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Mario: On the fourth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! *coughs*

Toad: On the fifth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! (spoken) OH GOD THIS IS GAY

Wario: On the sixth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies! (Teletubby: *rambling*)

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Steve: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops! (Policeman in background: BULLSH*T!)

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Narrator: On the eigth day of christmas the princess threw at me...

8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Bowser: On the ninth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Old man: On the tenth gay [sic] of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Ten Pikachus!

Bowser: Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: (unintelligible screaming)

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of big B00BIES YEAHHHH...

Waluigi: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Eleven shirtless men! (heh heh)

Old man: Ten Pikachus!

Bowser: Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven pairs of sexy underwear!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Weegee: Weegee weeg, weegee weegee, weegee weegee weeg! (translation: "On the 12th day of Christmas, the princess threw at me....")

Weeg weegee weegee! ("12,000 gay SM64 players!")

Person With Derpifed Eyes AppeARS

Weegee... WEEGEE! (tackles Waluigi)

Waluigi (spoken): Hey, HEY! Get off me, you motherf**king... HEY!

Old man (spoken): I need my pills... (may be incorrect)

Bowser: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL...

Narrator: Yep, I'm don't know what the hell is going...

Steve: Seven s... HI GUYS!

Wario : OH MY GOD! (Screams)

Toad : I LOVE YOU MARIOOOOOO...

Mario:  SHUT UP!

Peach: (unintelligible)

Luigi : Wah! (distressed) OHHHHHHHH, HO HO HO! (gets chased away by many Teletubbies)

Teletubby: Tubby custard, tubby custard!

SMG4: : ...uhh... ?

All (except Narrator and Weegee): ...AND A BOWL OF COOKED SPAGHETTI! (Waluigi chuckles at the end)

Weegee (in unison with All): Weegee weegee weegeeeeeEEEEE! Weegee...

Outro
(outro starts)

Bowser (sung during outro): I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

I'VE NEVER HIT SO HARD BEFORE!

ALL YOU EVER DID WAS

WRE-E-ECK ME!

(end of video)

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