User blog:AustinDR/Top 14 Best Episodes (IMO)

1) Mario and the Diss Track: In this episode, Bob decides to increase the amount of fans he already had by making a diss track on Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Tari, Maggie, SMG4, etc. Naturally, as you could imagine, this act turns them against him, which leads to probably the most epic part of the video by far: Saiko's performance of "Darkest Hour." The perfect song to send to someone who treated you like crap as a virtual "screw you." The lyrics, the animation, all of it was awesome. And of course, the song created a schism, driving all of Bob's fans to Saiko and her band. With the episode...yeah, I was in the middle with Bob. While him yelling at Fishy Boopkins and revealing that the previous actions in the Bob arc were orchestrated by him solely so he could use it to boost his rap career, one mustn't forget that he spent 500 years isolated in a sewer system in Ganondorf's lair, so it isn't much of a surprise that he would be desperate for attention. The ending of the episode was also bleak.

2) SMG4: Super Challenge 64: Loved the nonsensical challenges this episode. Mario is dared to run backwards the entire day (and he destroys nearly everything in his way); Tari is to play sports; Meggy had to cross the lake; Bob cannot utter a single swear for ten seconds. The list goes on. The funniest one for me was Saiko trying to assist an old man with crossing the road...only to give the old man a heart attack, and later accidentally crushing a Koopa when she used a chainsaw to cut a tree down to get his cat.

3) Mario's Big Chungus Hunt: I...don't get the meme. Big Chungus is basically just Bugs Bunny mimicking a chunky version of Elmer Fudd, and yet it somehow caught on. The internet is weird like that. After a Chungus eats Mario's spaghetti, Mario goes to escalating lengths of killing that wabbit. However, he gets put on trial by the Chunguses and is to be fed to Grandpa Chungus lest he helped them make a name for themselves in the video game industry. Really reminded me a lot of the old Looney Tunes shorts.

4) The Most Important Thing: After the fallout of "Mario and the Diss Track," Bob tries and fails to make amends with his friends for making fun of them in his diss track. All seems lost, but thankfully for him, Waluigi is there to help him realize the importance of his friends...by putting his life in danger, of course! Honestly don't know what it is, but Bob is shaping up to be one of my favorite characters. He's an asshole, but he is an entertaining one.

5) FNAF series: Just all of the installments of the Five Nights at Freddy's-inspired videos are sheer gold. Mario starts off working there after pretending to be a fortune teller, and is quickly annoyed by the animatronics' antics. Other characters are introduced such as the Purple Guy, and segues into the more absurdities of the games.

6) Doki Doki Mario Club: Ah, I remember Doki Doki Literature Club! How it seemed like a typical romance game only to then turn out to be a psychological horror game which deconstructed everything you thought you knew about the genre. I always hated it! Because no gamer mods were made of any of the main girls at the time, we instead get Saiko Bichitaru who is sort of an amalgamation of all of the girls such as Monika's desire for attention, and Natsuki's tsundereness. Fishy Boopkins grants Saiko to life, and it seems that the two were happy together...but of course, Saiko turns out to be a psychopathic, homicidal maniac who would destroy anything she perceived as an obstacle. After being dumped by Boopkins, Saiko forces Wario and Waluigi to work for her to get revenge. Aside from Bob (and maybe Tari), Saiko was also shaping up to be a pretty good character to me. After being a stereotypical yandere in her debut appearance, she is slowly becoming a better person thanks to Luigi helping her. Well, better is a relative word.

7) The Mario Hustle</I>: SMG4 buys millions of rocks from Wario and Waluigi and was seeking a way of getting rid of them. The gang of course devise several different plans my favorite being Luigi trying to pass the rocks off as ice cream only to then choke to death from eating a rock. At least he was paid for his efforts.

8) If Mario was in Baldi's Basics</I>: Another horror game. Everyone knows what Baldi's Basics</I> is. In this one, Mario is made to flee from his life after he got the three math questions Baldi would ask incorrect. He meets Playtime, the Bully, the Sock Puppet, etc.

9) Anime Challenge</I>: Mario, Bob, and Boopkins decide to compete with each other to see who was the most anime. Tari volunteers to be the judge, and the fun begins. Mario does a Shadow Jitsu in the first round, no one wins the love confession portion of the competition; Boopkins wins at speaking Japanese; Bob wins at screaming like Son Goku and becomes a Super Saiyan because of course he does.

10) Mario vs. Steve</I>: In a fight of Peter Griffin vs the Giant Chicken proportions, Mario battles Steve after he disses Minecraft and the rest of the episode is watching them dish it out without end.

11) Can Ganondorf Come Out and Play?</I>: Ganondorf kidnaps Princess Peach so he could make an army of babies from a baby machine that ran on princesses so he could rule the world. This was also Bob's debut episode which shows that he was getting to the point of being dangerously insane.

12) The Ultimate Gamer</I>: Tari's debut episode. The fact that Mario sucks epically at Super Smash each other in the ass bros is hilarious as is his attempts at learning from Tari.

13) War of the Fat Italians</I> (2018): In the light of the T-Pose outbreak caused by Waluigi who was angered that he was included in Super Smash Bros.</I> again, he forces Mario and SMG4 to perform several different challenges such as making an anime for Fishy Boopkins; going on a date with Saiko (which they both fail); or stealing Bowser's chicken nuggets without him noticing. Thankfully, Tari arrives to help the two Italians and when Walugi's scepter is broken, Waluigi engages them in a rap battle which was biting as it was awesome.

14) Mad Mario</I>: What would happen if the internet disappeared and was harnessed by a bad guy? Well, you'd get a Mad Max</I> style apocalypse. To be honest, that's what I imagine would happen if anyone went without the internet for days.