The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket./Transcript

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This is a transcript of the SuperMarioGlitchy4 video "The Wacky Wario bros.: the Winning Ticket".

Intro
(The video starts with a shot of a house. Cut to inside the house where Wario is sleeping. He is grumbling and farting. Cut to Waluigi taking a shower with his clothes on and laughing. He picks up a rubber ducky and starts squeaking it a lot. Wario wakes up and growls, goes into the bathroom, and pops the ducky with a pin, making it explode. Wario goes back to bed, and Waluigi comes out of the bathroom, only to find another rubber ducky on the ground.)

Waluigi: Yes! (starts squeaking the rubber ducky. Wario jumps out of the bed)

Wario: I KILL YOU WITH-A MY NOSE!

Wario/Waluigi: ???

Toad: (goes through door) What are you doing? Get away from my house! Oh my gosh!

(Wario and Waluigi glance at each other)

Wario: (smacks fists together) OH HA HA HA HA HA! (Mario appears behind Toad) Aw ****.

(Wario and Waluigi are thrown out of the house)

Wario: I'll get you next time!

(Waluigi pulls out his rubber ducky, who now has a Waluigi hat. He laughs and squeaks it, causing Wario to get angry. Cut to black)

Title: THE WACKY WARIO BROS

Wario (offscreen): HA HA HA! EXCELLENT!

Main story
(Wario and Waluigi are in Glowshire Kingdom. Wario asks Waluigi how many coins they have. Waluigi says they don't have any.)

'Wario: 'Mama mia!

Conker: Eh... what the? Oh, who are those guys? (Wario and Waluigi turn to face Conker) Oh, hello there!

Wario: Who do you think you are, buster?

Conker: Oh, great.

Wario: (growls)

Conker: I'll tell you what - here's a new deal! (pulls out a fire extinguisher that for some reason shoots fire)

Wario: WAGH!

Waluigi (simultaneously with Wario): No, mama!

(Wario and Waluigi run from the fire)

Wario: We're never gonna be stinkin rich

I HATE losing! Agh!

Waluigi: Shhhh... (pulls out rubber ducky) Shhh, it's okay... (Wario punches the ducky) WAH!

Wario: Argh... what? (picks a lottery ticket up off the ground)' What the hell is this?

(A TV appears, with the text "lol tv for no reason" popping up for a few frames)

Wario: What? Nyehh!

Host on TV: Next we are drawing this weekends 1 million coin lottery

Miss Tubby please call out the numbers!

Miss Tubby: Anyway yesterday I went down to the shop to buy my groceairs... (gibberish)

Host: What that's not even the-...

Screw it just show the numbers

Text: LOTTERY NUMBERS

5, 24, 69, 7, 4

everyones a winner :D

(Wario holds up the lottery ticket. It has the winning numbers, but he doesn't notice it since the ticket it upside-down. The death sound from Super Mario Bros. plays)

Wario: poop! I can't lose!

Waluigi: Wuh woah! (turns the ticket right side up)

(celebratory music plays, with money falling in the background and Wario dancing!)

Wario: HA HA HA! I WON! I won, I won! I won, I won, I won, I-

??? (offscreen): JUST SHUT THE F*** UP!

Wario: Eh, **** you.

Waluigi: No ma- (gets thrown into an old car)

(Wario throws himself into the car, and laughs as it flies away, while Waluigi screams. The car crashes and explodes)

(Cut to the city, where Sonic is standing in the middle of the road)

Sonic: I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgeho-