SMG4: If Mario Was in... Minecraft/Transcript

This is a transcript on SMG4: If Mario Was in... Minecraft.

(Announcement, and then the Glitch Production Logo comes out. The episode opens with Mario digging deep inside a hole near Peach's Castle)

Mario: Hey SMG4 are there actually diamonds down here?

SMG4: Okay. Now look at people's asses for a while.

Winnie the Pooh (onscreen): I'm Dummy Thicc! Ahh the clap, off my ass cheeks!

SMG4: Dat ass...

Mario: SMGfourrrrrrrrrrr!

SMG4: Huh? Wha? Uhhhh yeah just keep digging! That should keep him busy from annoying me

Mario: Hmmmmmm....(Proceeds to dig more farther, and realizes ) Uh-oh! Mama-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

SMG4: What's that noise? Eh, it's probably nothing.

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~Ow, my ass! (lands on the ground) Oooooh, where am I? (Reads Minecraft - Now Dummy Thicc!) Hmmm Mario's going to need more information.

(Mario explores inside a village, him seeing a Minecraft Villager chasing a chicken)

Minecraft Villager: Get in mah belleh!!

Mario: Mama mia!