Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-98.251.178.53-20150913010829/@comment-25653892-20150913132500

[The diamond flies away in the breeze or something.]

Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THERE!

[Steve gets up and shakes the dirt off his clothes.]

Steve: Wait, where's my diamond?

Steve: It's gone?

Steve: NOOOO

[The old man walks up.]

Steve: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Old Man Hobo: Anyone else getting dèjá vu?

[The diamond lands near Peach.]

Peach: That diamond? But I thought&hellip;

[Mario is still holding the diamond.]

Peach: Eh well. *tosses the second diamond away*

Peach: Guess we won't be needing this other one!

Mario: Can you hold this one too? I'm-a tired!

Peach: fine

[She snatches the diamond from him indignantly. Peach then starts glowing bright white.]

Peach: AAAAH! What's happening?

[Blinding flash of light. Mario and Luigi look shocked. Pan over to Peach, who we see is now a mermaid.]

Peach: What&hellip; just&hellip; happened?

[Cut to Steve.]

Steve: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The second diamond hits him in the face, knocking him out.]

(I got the "plot" back on target!)