Super Minecraft 64 Bloopers: Legend of Steve/Transcript

This Is The Transcript For the blooper, Legend of Steve.



{Screen is black with cherry blossoms falling}

Text: There is a legend...

{Text Fades}

Text: of the chosen one who will come...

{Text and Blossoms Fade}

Text: and SAAAVE THE WORLLDD!

{Steve in a grassy plain in the Minecraft world, dressed like Link, riding a pig, and holding a stick, Shy Guy, pops up, he is wearing a sombrero and a mustache}

Mexican Shy Guy: (To the tune of a remixed Legend of Zelda theme)

♪Link,♪

♪He come to town!♪

♪Come to save...♪

♪The princess zelda!♪

♪GANON TOOK HER AWAY♪

♪Now the children don't play♪

♪but they will...♪

♪When link saves the day♪

Mexican Shy Guy: HALLELUJAH!!!

{Music stops}

{Mario and Supermarioglitchy4 are staring at Steve, who is still dressed as Link, running around and swinging his stick as if he sees something they don't}

Steve: (Spoken): OH MY GOD! (Making slurping sounds) Oh my God!

Smg4: (to Mario): i told you not to feed him mushrooms!

{Mario runs off-screen with a Mario-ish Trollface, giggling}

{Minecraft 64 blooper opening title}

Smg4: this is going to take a while!

Smg4: wha? steve! stop doing that! {steve is seen humping a chicken}

Smg4: ehh godammit!

Mario: HEY I WAS GOING TO DO THAT! {steve nods no dramatically]