SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk

Sypnosis
We are back with weekly SMG4 episodes! And what a great way to start off the year with one big shitpost of a video lol

Plot
The episode starts with Mario eating his plate of spaghetti. Then feeling thirsty, he proceeded to get some milk. However, he discovered that he had no milk in the fridge, causing him to head to the grocery store.

At the store, Toadsworth was pushing his cart around when he got run over by Mario with his kart. Feeling happy, he looked around and saw a ladder. With his stupidity, he kicked it even though he saw Shroomy at the top of it. Unfazed, Shroomy asked Mario what he needed with Mario replying he needed some milk. Shroomy pointed to him the direction to the milk section which so happened to have one last carton, much to Mario's excitement. However, just as he was about to take it, another hand also grabbed it, revealed to be Toad. They naturally fought over for the carton when it flew from their grasp and hit Shroomy. As he was telling them to pick it up, it blew up, changing his mind. They of course cried and were about to shoot at each other when security showed up to kick them out.

Outside, they lamented for no milk as Mario would have nothing to drink while Toad worried how Toadette would kill him if he did not return home with some milk. Suddenly, a milk truck driven by Luigi passed by the grocery store, causing them to get excited. As Luigi was driving by, he suddenly saw them mad for the milk so he quickly accelerated away from them. They quickly got some rope and Mario told Toad to stay still hold on tight while he would lasso Toad onto the truck. That opportunity came in the form of red light, causing Luigi to be worried.

Suddenly, the light became green, allowing Luigi to speed away although Toad was already on the truck by then. Just then, Mario managed to get himself on the windscreen, freaking Luigi out. This caused the truck to spill its entire content. Now worried about his milk, Luigi wondered what to do, knowing that he would be fired from his job for screwing up on his first day. Mario, who did not listen, suggested heading to the Moo Moo Milk factory Luigi got his job from and taking the milk there, much to Luigi's shock. Toad though was supportive of the idea.

Later at the factory, Mario, wearing a milkman cap, was supposed to go into the factory as the new milkman although he remarked it was supposed to be a robbery. In it, he was amazed by the factory and was about to take a bottle for himself when the alarm triggered. Several employees came out to suppress Mario for attempted stealing. As the factory boss wondered what was going on, went downstairs. Mario was surprised to see the boss be Jeeves and said he was getting some milk to deliver. Jeeves believed him and handed him a crate for delivery. Just then, Toad and Luigi were thrown in by an employee for espionage. Realizing what was happening, Jeeves wanted them dead for attempting to steal from his factory. As they made their escape, Mario pushed Luigi to stop an employee from stopping them, just for him to get packaged into a box when he bounced off the employee.

As Toad was surrounded, he tried to threaten them with a milk bottle but it naturally failed. As Mario was running away (although in place due to being on a conveyor belt), an employee came up to intercept him. Just then, he freaked out and somehow, his cage ended up landing on a button, causing the belts to speed up. He then was launched onto a tank, knocking it down. Having enough, Jeeves sent all three into a truck before driving them to another location.

At the said location, revealed to be a cow farm managed by Steve, Jeeves said that they had until nightfall to make back all the milk they destroyed or else before driving away. As Toad was about to take some milk from Steve, the latter aimed a shotgun at the mushroom and threatened to shoot him if he took the milk. Once Toad moved away, Steve went back to playing his banjo although now Toad was traumatized. Luigi then suggested getting milk the normal way.

He went to one of the cows named Bessie and charmed it into letting him milk it. Mario found another cow and tried to order a glass of milk from it, which of course failed. He then slapped it, just for it to give out spaghetti. Surprised, he gave it his cap and worshipped it. As Toad was about to use a plunger, he heard a Policeman cow nearby, forcing him to give up this idea and make a run for it as several more policemen cows came by to pursue him. Luigi was having a nice chat with the cow he charmed early, telling it to take its time.

At nighttime, Luigi was having dinner with Bessie when suddenly, he realized he was not getting much milk. He hoped that Mario and Toad had him covered, just to realize that Mario was busy praising the cow he came by while Toad was now in a cage for being a pervert. As Luigi reeled in horror over having no milk, Jeeves returned hoping to see a tank full of milk. Not having any of Jeeves' punishment, Luigi ran but was easily caught up by Jeeves who proceeded to spank him. However, before that could happen, Bessie angrily transformed into a cow demon and declared that it hated Jeeves for always milking them to death and then hurting people who showed them some love. It then declared an uprising where all the cows revolted. Knowing he could not win, he got his employees to help him and soon, with some metal music played by Steve, a battle happened.

As they were about to make their escape, Toad went pass the van to get some milk as he had no intention of leaving the farm without getting any. Suddenly, Jeeves showed up behind him mad and was about to attack but fortunately, the demon cow showed up and kicked him away, allowing Toad to escape with the crate he wanted. As Luigi was worried for Bessie, it changed back to its regular form before waving goodbye to him. Just then, Steve rose and declared it was not the end.

As they headed back to the Mario Bros.'s house, they all sat on the couch to relax for a while. Mario then asked if they all wanted some milk, causing both Luigi and Toad to freak out.

Main Characters

 * Mario
 * Toad
 * Luigi

Supporting Characters

 * Jeeves
 * Steve
 * Bessie

Minor Characters

 * Shroomy
 * Toadette
 * Milk Guards
 * Cows

Cameos

 * Toadsworth
 * Donkey Kong
 * Milky Bois

Trivia

 * This episode has Jeeves play an antagonistic role, as he (or rather Steve) milks cows to death.
 * This is the second video to take a basic concept and turn it into chaos, the first being SMG4: Mario waits for pizza