Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Losing Your N64/Transcript

This is a transcript on Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Losing Your N64.

(Episode opens up with the Super Mario 64 title screen, with bloopers being written under the letters)

Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!

(Scene opens with Mario opening the doors inside Peach's Castle)

Mario: Luigi! where are you? luigi what are you doing here?

Luigi: oh hi mario I was just playing super smash bros.

Mario: that old game? why don't you play super smash bros brawl

Luigi: because this game is a classic

Mario: well does super smash bros. have smash balls, more characters and fun?

Luigi:..........yes if nintendo thought of those ideas 10 years earlier

Mario: you suck at this game and the screen is too small

Luigi: well at least I'm not a fat italian who nags about the tv

Mario: hey can I play?

Luigi: ...fine just don't nag. just let me get another controller

(Luigi leaves the room)

Mario: luigi has a nice nintendo 64. I heard something on the internet call cartridge tilting. ok it went a little something like this

(Mario ends up breaking the Nintendo 64)

Mario:.....that didn't sound good. ohhhhhhh dear luigi is going to rage

Luigi: ok mario I got the - WHAT THE?....WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NINTENDO 64?