The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS/Transcript

Mario: Oh boy! Itsa time for Mario's final myth! The most intense and famous myth of all time!

(Can Mario slap everyone in the kingdom on the ass in under 10 seconds?)

* Mario goes across the kingdom slapping everyone's posteriors*

* an angry mob gathers towards Mario*

SMG4: There he is! He touched our butts!

{Can Mario survive an ass whoopin'?}