SM64: Like a bowser (like a boss parody)/Transcript

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Intro (spoken)
Interviewer: Mr. Bowser, thank you for coming to our evil villain interview.

Bowser: No problem. I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: So can you tell us about a day in the life of "Bowser"?

Bowser: Well, the first thing I do is...

Lyrics only
Bowser:

Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser)

Order troops! (Like a Bowser)

Burn a village! (Like a Bowser)

Play some golf! (Like a Bowser)

Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser) (Peach: AHH!)

Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser)

Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser)

Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser)

Get rejected! (Like a Bowser)

Cry sadly... (Like a Bowser)

Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser)

Push this lever! (Like a Bowser)

Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser) (Has a screaming spasm)

Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser)

Get my a$$ kicked! (Like a Bowser)

Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser)

She's a man!? (Like a Bowser)

What the hell!? (Like a Bowser)

Get fired! (Like a Bowser) (??? : BOWSER!)

Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser)

Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Hug my son! (Like a Bowser)

For some money!

(spoken) Goddammit, I can't do it! It's so gay!

(sung) Jump off the ledge! (Like a Bowser)

FRICKEN WEEGEE! (Like a Bowser)

Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser)

Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser)

Fly around! (Like a Bowser)

Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Now I'm DED. (Like a Bowser)

Outro (spoken)
Interviewer: ...ummm... that's a normal day in the life of Bowser? You date a man and smoke mushrooms?

Bowser: You know it.

Interviewer: ...I don't even know why I'm here anymore.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: Shut up, you said that, like, 9000 times already.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: ...I'm gonna go now, bye. (leaves room)

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: (peeks around corner) SHUT UP!

Bowser: (sung) LIKE A BOWSER!

(outro)

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