Bob

"Ow! My ovaries!"

- Bob

Bob is a character in SMG4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers, introduced in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?. He is a cloaked Garo hobo who lived in the sewers of Ganondorf's castle for over 500 years. Bob's first appearance was in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play? where he helps Mario and Luigi out of the dungeon and defeats Ganondorf with his terrible singing. He reappears in "DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent", where he tells horrible jokes. He reappears again in "SM64: Mario joins the Circus", where he helps Mario do his work at the Circus, though it ends up badly for him. He then saves Mario from Waluigi, but after he accidentally shoots a baby doll at Donkey Kong, Bob ends up getting mauled. He, alongside Fishy Boopkins, have appeared in many of SMG4's newer videos, and both have a lot of trouble finding friends.

Trivia

 * Bob is not crazy- he's just lonely.
 * Bob is an expert on garbage, as he has a degree in garbology (the study of garbage).
 * Bob has the same voice as purple shep
 * He has not showered in 24 years.
 * Bob's model is a Garo from The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
 * Bob's voice is as same as Purple Shep (albeit Bob's speech is slightly slower), a character in ExplodingTNT's videos.
 * Even more so, Bob and Purple Shep are quite similar in character, as they are silly and not very bright ( for example, Purple Shep thought an "A" in grades stands for aliens while Bob has no concept of good work, thinking cleaning poop is an essential part of working at a circus). However, Bob is more profane due to SMG4 being not for kids unlike ExplodingTNT (despite the fact the later used to contain inappropiate material). Bob once threatened Mario to take off his clothes at gunpoint while the worst Purple Shep ever did was acting tyrannically after turning everyone's skin to look like him during his ownership of Minecraft.
 * The two also have very few or no friends and are both considered annoying by almost everyone.
 * Also, the two have been referred to as wizards, though while the only magic Bob has shown was his magical singing powers, Purple Shep has shown actual magic.
 * Everyone seems to hate him, including non-human things. For example, at the end of SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL, a tumbleweed refuses to be his friend.
 * Before Mario and Luigi found him, he had not seen anyone in over 500 years.
 * In Hobo Theatre: THE ORIGINS OF BOB, Bob's stolen computer breaks, and Luke makes a side comment as Bob's persona, saying "At least I learned Russian." This suggests that he learned Russian by playing Counter-Strike: Global Offense (CSGO).
 * In Hobo Theatre: THE ORIGINS OF BOB, Bob is said to be originally trash that was was accidentally put in a toxic waste field by Wario, where he was mutated into the character we love or despise today.
 * However, this is most likely false, as the Hobo Bros are joking half the time and there's no way Wario is at least 500 years old (which is Bob's age), same as the computer that Bob has in the video.
 * Bob appears to be a replacement for SMG69. They both are fans of SMG4 and frequently ask him to be in his bloopers, although SMG69 only once appeared outside of videos involving blooper production. He appeared in SM64: Ssenmodnar 8 (150k Special), where SMG69 asks SMG4 to be in a video before SMG4 throws him into the sun, killing him off. It is possible that this is the reason Bob replaced him.
 * According to (fan-contributed) closed captions, Bob's speaking subtitles use an alternate typesetting of uppercase and lowercase text that represents a mocking tone.
 * In SMG4: Mario's Train Trip, he returns as the main antagonist, which is the first time he reappears as an antagonist.
 * As of SMG4: Mario Battle Royale, Bob now has an SM64 Mario model like Fishy Boopkins, though it's unknown if it'll appear in later videos alongside his usual GMOD ragdoll.
 * In SMG4: The Mario Mafia, Bob said he survived Vietnam.
 * He has been shown to be rude, as he once insulted Marie by calling her a “lazy ass sloth”. This angered Marie to the point where she crushed him with a rock. (Though this could be false because the clip was a scene from 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! [SSENMODNAR ] by LizzieRatcicle)
 * According to SMG4, Bob isn’t evil- he’s “just an asshole”.
 * Bob‘s voice is sped up slightly in newer videos.
 * Bob‘s dad used to call him “a happy little accident”.
 * According to Mario the Ultimate Gamer, Bob is a sore loser.