User blog:Mateus.mourao.1/A possible idea for a The Force Awakens parody

Here's my idea for a Wars: The Force Awakens Star Wars: The Force Awakens parody.

First off, let's start with the rules.

RULES AND IDEAS (IT'S REALLY, REALLY SHORT)

 * To kick off, there's no name parodies (for example, in Mushroom Wars, Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi, played by SMG4, was called "Hobo-Wan Kenobo").
 * No personality-related jokes and quips.
 * Show how Poe Dameron survived that crash (It was only shown in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
 * No other characters rather than the main cast and some recurring characters.
 * Like the original and the Family Guy specials, all the characters are played by the SMG4 cast. (I couldn't think about who to cast C-3PO, so Mario will have to claim he's dead.) ALSO, Mario's retelling the story, like Griffin Peter Griffin did.
 * Skywalker Luke Skywalker is FightingMario54321 (which makes sense since he has blonde hair, even though Skywalker has gray in the movie).
 * Mario is [http://Han Solo Han Solo] (AND NO, HIS STUPIDITY WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY).
 * Luigi is Hux General Hux (I'm sorry bro).
 * SMG4 is [http://Poe Dameron Poe Dameron] (what else).
 * Xboxfan997 is Finn (the Stormtroopers make jokes about him, cuz' they're racist).
 * Tari is [http://Rey Rey] (it's a thing).
 * SMG3 isRen  Kylo Ren AKA Ben Solo (joined the Dark Side, cuz' COOKIES)
 * Toad is both BB-8and R2-D2.
 * Peach is Organa Leia Organa (because come on, it's Leia we're talking about).
 * Bob, Wario, and Waluigi are random [http://New Republic New Republic] pilots who get blown up at the battle of Takodana.
 * There's also scenes that pay homage to the franchise, or some videos.
 * In the scene where Rey reveals she believed Luke Skywalker was a myth, Finn regretfully tells her that "not believing in Jedi Knights will lead to consequences." Cue a flashback scene where the ghosts of Obi-Wan Kenobi (played by SMG4), Skywalker Anakin Skywalker (played by Mario), and Yoda (played by our boy, Boopkins) beat down on Finn for mocking them.
 * In that cantina scene, Solo kills an alien sitting on a table just like how he did in Wars: A New Hope A New Hope.
 * Kylo Ren points out that he wanted to go through what his grandfather went through in Wars: Revenge Of The Sith Revenge Of The Sith. Then again, he's too young.
 * Hux predicts when the Starkiller base will blow up and it's New Year's Eve. According to him, he saw the video of the Star Death Starblowing up and it happened on New Year's Eve.
 * When Ren seeks guidance from his grandfather Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker's ghost appears before him and says "Uh, hate to break it to you, but when I went through this crap, I got my ass burned clean off and had breathing damages. And now, this thing will happen to you if you don't go to the Light Side, kay'?" only for Ren to get frustrated.
 * Instead of being stabbed in the torso by Ren, Solo is decapitated, though he's still alive, while his body becomes a ghost. He quickly claims it "bullcrap", since he never believed in Jedi and the Force to begin with. His body then raises it's hand and flips him off.

PLOT
(COMING SOON)