SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover/Transcript

(SMG4 intro)

Mario: Yknits, yeh! ("Hey, stinky!" backwards)

SMG4: oh...wa...what happened... why...does...my neck hurt...really badly... and... why the heck is there a hole in the floor?

(Toadsworth riding on a Koopa Clown Car with his face blue appears.)

Toadsworth: Hellooooo!

SMG4: JESUS! TOADSWORTH! WHY......are you a smurf?

Toadsworth: (acting crazy)

SMG4: no wait! come back! can you explain-! ah screw it.

SMG4: hello?...anybody? help me? wait...mario?

(Cut to a Red Teletubby and Mario naked.)

Red Teletubby: I'm sorry my love.

(Mario starts saying inaudible words, which causes the Red Teletubby to shoot him.)

SMG4: uhh...well it can't get any weirder than this at least.

(Cut to Bowser in a fairy costume.)

Bowser: I am pretty princess!

SMG4: WHAT?!

Bowser: Pretty little princess is here to KILL YOU!

SMG4: WHAT THE F*CK?!

SMG4: ok...umm well there's that...

(A few Teletubbies run laughing.)

SMG4: hey you! wait! stop!!!

Hagrid: Harry, you are a wizard!

SMG4: what!? no! go away!

(Luigi screams, in the form of a Yoshi egg.)