SM64: Retarded Recap 2015/Transcript

This is a transcript for SM64: Retarded Recap 2015.

Script
(The video fades in to show SMG4 sitting in a Catholic-esque room.)

SMG4: why...hello there. this is our last 2015 video.

SMG4: so today, we will be reviewing the year with SMG4!

SMG4: ...and also your fatty friend, MARIO!

(The camera zooms out to show that a Popsicle stick with a Mario lookalike taped to it is in Mario's place. The Popsicle stick moves for a bit while making a fart noise. SMG4 gets angry while the music stops and a record scratch is heard.)

SMG4: (voice dialogue) *gibberish*...D'OH WHAT THE F*CK?

(Cut to outside the slide room. SMG4 opens the door.)

SMG4: (text dialogue) ...MARIO!!! we're recording!