User blog:The Zog./The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) history of the wiki

If the title isn't a clear enough indication of what I'm trying to do, it's a reference to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) documentary of Mario. And if you didn't get it...you don't belong of this wiki............get out.

On April 8, 2013,  fuckass wiki user EmigasFist3 founded the SMG4 wiki. Then came along Buneary X Pachirisu Lesbo Sex, who for some reason became an admin. Eventually, in October of 2013, came Dah Codster, who acheived number 1 status and then dissapeared. Two months later, on December 14, 2013 Mario fangamer. Just one day short of two weeks after that, The_Zog. (me) joined the wiki, with Neilstar007 following just 5 days after that. So, 2014 came, people went and came, yadda yadda yadda, then, the War With Emigas began. So...on March 27, 2014,  fuckass EF3 locked the Starman3 page and then procceded to vandalize it with some SM3 rumors, which while I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT  SOME  OF THEM ARE TRUE, the particular ones he put on the page were largely false. So I, The_Zog., stood up for the wiki and called out EF3.

......the next day I was banned...

Anyway, this launched this really creepy me obsessed unblock movement that ultimately ended with TTE blocking EF3's ( fuck) ass. So on May 15, 2014, Mario fan gamer unblocked me, and he, Neilstar007, and I were given adminship.

.........then on June 6, 2014 he came back and blocked everyone but was globally disabled less than 18 hours later.

Since then there's been trolls, the real SMG4 showed up on the wiki, little vandalism, "Dang it Zog!" has become a meme (Gee, thanks Neil), for some reason I keep feeling bad for people I block, and we're honestly a whole lot better.

If you've read this entire thing, you deserve a reward. So here's a picture of Morgan Freeman saying "titty sprinkles".

....ya know the others wanted me to end this off with something serious but I was like, "No way......titty sprinkles!"