User blog:The Zog./ZEG'S TOP 10 WORST BLOOPZ

IT'S AUGUST 8th!

One year ago an alright game was released that, thanks to PewDiePie and Markiplier and shit grew to impossible popularity.

From there, the game spawned a fanbase so vile and disturbed that the Final Solution tips its hat and kneels before it. Since then, Scott Cawthon has released 2 games that were fun for the first hour of gameplay till they started to piss you off and one where its redeemed by actual children dying! Yaaaay!

AND, SMG4 has released 2 FNaF vids, with a third apparently on the way.

So FUCK IT, these are my top ten least favorite/worst bloopers made by SMG4.

#10
YUSHI. YUSHI WAT DID DEY DU 2 U. This isn't a bad blooper, its got that nice nostalgic SMG4 feel to it, but goddamn. It's just weak. Modern day SMG4 may have his faults, but in the three years it took to reinstate Yoshi as a main character, this was all we got on the matter.

But there are worst to come.

Much, much worse.

#9
UMG HE PUT SMG4'Z FRIST BLUPER ON THE LIST WAT A DOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This isn't fair, I know, but in all honesty, this is probably among the best of the worst. Do you think any of our first videos were perfect? Hell no. But this cemented a great era of retards and hobo rape.

So, let's give it respect anyway.

#8
So SMG4, you claim people hate Guards N' Retards but videos featuring Sonic, Pewdiepie references and homophobic humor is popular? Maybe our fanbase really is toxic and shit.

It's got some good jokes, most of them are references and old (i.e. already used) sound bytes though.

#7
YOU KILLED SMG3?! WHAT?!?!

#6
Let me make one thing clear: this is a pretty decent video. But dude, you finished the saga a year prior! There was nothing left! I do love things about this blooper, I felt like the Gamer Poop and Macklemore jokes were well oriented, but c'mon, was there really a need to slap the "adventures of mario and luigi" title on it?

#5
Bet you didn't see this one coming. lol no.

Why is it at the halfway mark though? Well, to be honest, I can't find so much wrong with this blooper. Trust me, what I can find out shines the good by a hundred miles, but this has some okay humor.

But every time I take a bite of pizza I envision that motherfucking voice shreiking PIZZA PIZZAPIAZPIAPIZAPIPAIPZIAPISDOGSMNHEJVRTEJSUDJMNUTHJDJSGJRGEJWDSGFHJKEQTDGSEHJRT

#4
Why would you try this? WE WANT LAUGHS. NOT THOUGHT PROVOKING DILEMAS! All-in-all, this isn't that bad. But god.

Just why.

#3
This is a perfect example of a decent blooper that crosses the line just one too many times.

How do we start out? A 9/11 JOKE OF COURSE!

Do you think I'm joking? You probably would. But they just do it.

and then they rub it in.

But fuck it, HOW DOES IT END!?

Terrorism. Terrorism and death because Mario is a sore loser.

And this was released on Sept. 11th 2011, the TENTH ANNIVERSARY.

I know, I know, I'm being too critical about this, but from an objective standpoint this does make out a horrible picture. But hey, at least we got to meet MM!

How's the wiki doing now? Still dead? ok.

#2
ULTRA SHOCK! Another fnaf blooper. yay.

While the first one was at least somewhat good, this was just bad. nuff said.

Now...

You don't want this

You may think you want this, but you really, really, don't. But this is why you are here, isn't it? You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened that fateful day! We are giving to you all the evidence based only on the secret testimonials of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal! The incidents, the places; my friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer! Let us punish the guilty! Let us reward the innocent!

LET'S DO THIS.

#1
When SMG4 says something is his least favorite video he ever had to make, you know your in for some shit.

But that's just his opinion.

Our's matter too right?

You'll get the same reaction.

Bowser Ball is a cacophony of pure shit. It's singing, shit. It's story, shit. IT'S TEMPO! AAAAAAAAAAAH

But don't take my word for it. Go on. Click the video. See how long you can last.

Dishonorable Mentions
There are none because NOTHING BEATS BOWSER CYRUS

Closing Thoughts
Don't fault SMG4 for these, there are plenty, PLENTY, of great and hilarious bloopers just waiting to be enjoyed. So get on out there, and find your Top 10!

Give him some respect.

give im some sugah