SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 9 - Time travel edition

Ssenmodnar 9 (Time travel edition) is the 207th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. This is also the tenth installment in the Ssenmodnar (series).

Plot
Luigi dies in a kart accident, so Mario must go back in time to rescue him, all while enduring various random clips.

Beginning of Video
At the hospital, Mario is mourning the loss of his brother Luigi while Dr. Mario tries to revive him unsuccessfully. Mario thinks back to five hours earlier, where Luigi and the others are competing in a kart race at Mario Raceway. As Wario gloats over his victory, Luigi uses his rocket launcher to shoot a Bullet Bill at him, causing his kart to explode. Luigi then wipes out on a banana peel and crashes into the wall. Luigi somehow survives, but is then run over by Mario, who denies having to do with Luigi's death. Luigi asks Mario if there is kart racing in heaven, but is told no and passes on.

Professor E. Gadd then calls Mario on his iPhone and asks him if Luigi is alright. Mario tells him Luigi is dead, to which E. Gadd presents the E. Gaddifyer 2000, a time machine that will let him save Luigi. Mario runs into the portal and the episode begins.

Plot (Middle of Video)
1. A mother pulls an apple pie out of the oven, only for Mario to crash-land into her and send the pie flying.

2. Mario walks past a dumpster where Old Man Hobo disguised as a Genie shouts at him to get off his lawn.

3. SuperMarioGlitchy4 tells SuperMarioGlitchy3 off before questioning what a Hello Kitty is. He then pulls a trollface next to a Hello Kitty doll.

4. Luigi and his friends are playing golf. Luigi gets a perfect swing, only for the ball to bounce back and hit him in the crotch. Meanwhile, Wario gets mad at Po for stalling the game.

5. Shy Guy comes across a Super Mushroom and trips out on it, seeing visions of sexy Shy Guy girls dancing. He tells one to "bring me that ***", only for her to turn into Gourmet Guy, who proceeds to sit on Shy Guy.

6. A young Koopa Troopa laughs at Donkey Kong taking a crap, only to be told off by SMG4.

7. A random guy and Yoshi sing and dance to "The Watermelon Song", when a message pops up stating "DON'T HUMP WATERMELONS" after Yoshi explodes from doing so.

8. A feminine-looking Mario dances to "Heut Ist Mein Tag", but the real Mario attacks him telling him to "suck my Mushroom PINGAS".

9. Xboxfan977 encounters Toad attempting suicide on the roof of the Castle, but tries unsuccessfully to snap him out of it. Toad then gets captured by a vulture, leaving X shocked.

10. Continuing from #2, Mario encounters Old Man Hobo again in a restroom, where he tells him to get off his property yet again, only for Mario to snap at him.

11. Mario tells Bowser that he loves his butt, and chases him all over the Mushroom Kingdom, telling him to "gimme dat butt!". Mario ends up getting squashed by Gourmet Guy who says "butt scratcher".

12. Luigi and Walurambo dance to "Macho Macho Macho Man", much to Daisy's chagrin and Wario's pleasure.

13. Laa-laa goes all around Teletubbie Land, trying to give her friends hugs. She finally corners Tinky-Winky as a message pops up stating "IF LALA WANTS A HUG, YOU GIVE HER A HUG!".

14. MarioMario54321 defeats Perfect Chaos with the power of his PINGAS Launcher! 15. In a new "Moments with Steve!" segment, Steve humps his girlfriend, but a snide remark from Mario causes her to change into a Goomba, much to Steve's dismay. He is then shown to have contacted Goomba herpes.

Plot (End of Video)
Mario teleports to Mario Raceway to save Luigi, just as he launches the Bullet Bill at Wario. Mario grabs onto the Bullet Bill, causing it to go off-course and blowing the Past Mario up. Mario thinks he saved Luigi and teleports back to Peach's Castle, but Professor E. Gadd tries to warn him about what's happened. Mario doesn't listen, only to witness Princess Peach kissing Luigi instead of him. Mario realizes he killed himself and goes back to Mario Raceway, taking his past self out and causing him to fall in love with Wario.

Back at the Castle, Mario is confident that everything is fixed, but Wario appears, announcing he's pregnant with Mario. Mario freaks out and starts messing with all the sketches in the video, causing mass confusion and ultimately destroying the space time continuum. Mario wakes up and is relieved to see Luigi alive, only for Luigi to tell him that he doesn't know what spaghetti is. Mario flips out and several time travels later we see him on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

He sees a very deformed version of Peach in front of the Castle, leading to a segment that parodies Subpar Mario 64. Mario gives up and resigns himself to insanity as the episode ends.

Characters

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Dr. Mario (2 cameos)
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Professor E. Gadd
 * Old Man Hobo
 * Unnamed Woman (cameo)
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4 (cameo)
 * SuperMarioGlitchy3 (cameo)
 * Peach
 * Daisy
 * Po
 * Shy Guy
 * Female Shy Guys (first appearance)
 * Gourmet Guy
 * Donkey Kong (cameo)
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Random Guy
 * Yoshi
 * Female Mario (first appearance)
 * Toad
 * Bowser
 * PSY (cameo as Mario)
 * Teletubbies
 * Perfect Chaos
 * Steve
 * Several Goombas (cameo)
 * Banzai Bill (2 cameos)
 * Foxy (cameo in outro)
 * Freddy Fazbear (cameo in outro)
 * Chica (cameo in outro)
 * Bonnie (cameo in outro)

Trivia

 * This is Donkey Kong's first appearance since The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem, Female Steve's first appearance since Super Minecraft 64 Bloopers: Legend of Steve, Professor E. Gadd's first appearance since P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer, and the first appearance of the Female Shy Guys and Female Mario.
 * Oddly enough, Dr. Robotnik is completely absent from this video.
 * When Luigi and Walurambo are dancing to "Macho Macho Macho Man", Daisy's face is that of Patrick Star from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. This is the fifth time that Surprised Patrick is referenced in SMG4's bloopers, after Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST edition), Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary, Ssenmodnar 8 (150k special), and Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness of Eggman (?).
 * It is implied that SMG4 might like Hello Kitty, as he can be seen making a trollface at a Hello Kitty doll after questioning its existence.
 * This is one of the shortest Ssenmodnar videos, with only 15 sketches total.
 * This is the first time Shy Guy speaks, but doesn't say "YEAH TOAST!". Instead, he uses his regular voice from the Mario series.
 * The scene where Steve gets Goomba herpes might be a reference to Retarded64: Mario Simulator, where Mario gets a similar disease known as Goomba diabeetus.
 * This is the second time Mario has a fascination with Bowser's backside, the first time being SM64: Meet the Mario.