SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2014 (200k Special!)

SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2014 is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 200k subscriber special, as well as his 203rd blooper made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. In this blooper, Xboxfan997 holds another War of the Fat Italians to settle a dispute between Mario and SMG4. Things quickly get out of hand, however, after Mario steals X's comment controller, causing the war to become an inane and psychotic fight for said controller, and eventually landing Mario and SMG4 in Super Smash Bros. in a fight against Weegee.

Notes about Post Transcription
For the purposes of describing this episode's plot, all comments and posts shown during the video have been fully transcribed. The process of transcription used in this page preserves the posters' names, as well as any spelling errors or tags in their posts. In addition, effects such as censor blurs that have been added by SMG4 are preserved.

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As follows is a sample post, for reference: [account name] @That_Hobo_smg4 Mairo and SMG4 should swimm in a pool of shraks (^^^)

Plot
Xboxfan997 is running to visit the castle; when he enters the lobby, he finds chaos ensuing between Mario and SMG4. X demands to know what's going on, so they explain that Mario is hogging all of the spaghetti, then continue to quarrel. X ground-pounds the two away, briefly stopping their fighting. He tells SMG4 to just go back to making crappy videos (causing the latter to cry) and Mario to do… whatever he does. X turns around, letting the housemates to fight behind his back. He then turns back to them, causing Mario and SMG4 to feign happiness.

X is not convinced by the act and decides to bring back War of the Fat Italians – this time letting the viewers decide the trials the competitors will face.

X goes over the rules quickly (so quickly that the video must be paused several times to read them), and starts the war. Daniel Kwong Survives the annoyance of Toad woooo Toad begins to hang around Mario and Glitchy, screaming gibberish until Mario's head explodes. Branden Barbarano A date with peach Mario acts very strange and perverted around Peach, who promptly slaps him. SMG4 sets up a romantic date on the castle's rooftop and gives her some flowers. She is delighted until Mario appears in the bouquet. Peach is furious, thinking SMG4 planned this, and throws him off the roof of the castle. Kenneth Rosario Who can watch more teletubbies! Mario shoots himself upon reading this, prompting SMG4 to wonder whether he wins by default. TDT_Ultra @That_Hobo_smg4 skydiving. who ever lives wins (without a parachute) Mario pushes SMG4 off of an airplane flying above the castle, and X shoves Mario off. Mario grabs a walkie-talkie, summoning Old Man Hobo to rescue him from within a smaller plane. Old Man Hobo nearly pilots the plane to safety, but crashes into the castle at the last second. SMG4, meanwhile, aims himself for the lake near the ✩240 cannon. He ultimately misses, however, painfully landing on the small beach. Zachary Wethington See who can pee the furthest SMG4 is rightfully perturbed by this challenge, asking if he can skip it. He jumps out of the way just as Mario fires a beam of pee at the toilet. FaBax MoDz Gay ▒▒▒k. As per the commenter's request, Mario begins acting seductive towards SMG4 from inside a painting room. SMG4 dashes out of the room, asking what he just saw; Mario telling him it is his "pingas of doom". Nathan Charles Hos has the most sweg Mario grows facial hair, dons glasses, and tilts his cap, while SMG4 shaves his mustache, puts on sunglasses, tattoos dollar signs on his face, and covers his overall buttons with decals of Toad's face. They walk through Delfino Plaza, trying to act swaggy. SMG4 starts to flirt with Stacy, who calls Glitchy "one hunk of a man". Mario then tries to get Stacy to like him, but ends up scaring her. SMG4 rips off Mario's clothes in retaliation, making the now-naked plumber run off crying. Starman3 and MM54321 stare at him, while X is enraged by SMG4's actions. Vince Garcia Make Tubby Custard SMG4 goes to Mario and Bowser's first kitchen to go about making the Tubby Custard. He throws many, some inedible, things into a large pot and sets it on fire, causing the dish to blow up in his face. Mario ends up making a piece of poop. He tells the supervisor Teletubby that it should count as custard, because both are crap. The Teletubby is offended and hits Mario with a crowbar. CGMario See who can fire the epic waluigi lauwncher the best at spaghetti targets. Mario manages to aim his Waluigi Launcher well, knocking some plates of spaghetti aside. SMG4's launcher, on the other hand, keeps squirming around, making it difficult for Glitchy to aim. It eventually fires itself at SMG4 for a split second, then bounces off of several surfaces, flies into and out of a building, somehow teleports to Bob-Omb Battlefield, blasts into and picks up Big Bob-omb, teleports back to SMG4 and Mario, and destroys the shack that the targets were leaned up against. SMG4 then slowly backs away. Zoey J. Atwell Who can twerk the best Mario slowly closes in on SMG4 with his butt. SMG4, in distress, exclaims that he can't compete with Mario's twerking skills. Wario then enters the castle lobby and notices Mario's shaking buttocks, deciding that he needs to "teach Mario a lesson". Wario starts to twerk, also somehow enlarging his body. Mario is pleasantly surprised, but SMG4 is not, becoming scared and asking the viewers what is going on. '''Super.exe! :3''' @That_Hobo_smg4 Who can be more idiotic? SMG4 goes derp-eyed and starts spouting gibberish, while in the background Mario has a fit of epilepsy and explodes. SMG4 then converses with Mario, now sporting a humungous mustache that churns out sound effects from Super Mario World in reply. Cut to Mario holding up a Barbie game and announcing that it "turns him on", just before SMG4 interrupts him with a string of expletives. Sonic enters the lobby and exclaims that he needs to save his girlfriend. SMG4 demands to know what a Sonic is, as Dr. Robotnik the Tank Engine sings the theme song to "Pingas & Friends" and blows up. Mario's face becomes distorted as an airplane comes out of his butt. SMG4 notices this and asks rhetorically why that is happening. In the next scene, we see Mario and Glitchy presumably watching a recording of these events; they are extremely confused by what they are watching. Anthony King Jr A spaghetti eating contest. Upon reading this, Mario develops a trollface, while SMG4 is exasperated at the suggestion. The two then stare intensely at each other and at the piles of spaghetti on the rug. The two share some remarks at each other. Meanwhile, X is singing a song to help bring out the mood, but someone throws a rock at him. The contestants start; SMG4 notices that Mario is far faster, so he produces a vacuum cleaner to "clean up" the food. Mario throws a Toad head at SMG4 to slow him down, and SMG4 tosses his vacuum at Mario. The two begin to physically fight, making X decide to change the challenge.

X pulls out his comment controller, but Mario swipes it away from him and pushes the large button in the remote's center: Andrew Stanton survive the shrekkening :3 A missile producing green smoke – flies at SMG4, knocking him over. This outcome makes Mario happy, so he mashes the button again: Brandon Castillo Twerk Wario reappears, but Glitchy dodges him. Then, SMG4 steals the controller from Mario and presses the button himself: Kristi Ceka The toad survival island Mario and SMG4 are warped, as if through a painting, to an island with dancing Toads and Toad Birds. Mario is ambushed by a Toad and runs off; SMG4 contracts Toad disease, sprouts a Toad afro, and begins spazzing out. Seemingly without input from the controller, Mario and SMG4 warp into outer space as another post is shown: Jack Santos EPIC SPACE BATTLE! However, the two do not seem concerned about fighting each other and just float. Presumably because he is a real human, SMG4 begins to lose breathing and Mario simply goes derp-eyed and slowly floats about. Another post appears a split-second later, again without apparent input from the controller: Jimmy Campbell Survive Bowser reading jb magz Bowser floats onscreen, reading an edition of Us magazine with Justin Bieber's face and name printed on the front. The cover of the magazine advertises 120 hot photos of the Beibs. This causes Mario to explode. Andrew Preston See who could survive the longest against an army of teletubbies and toads. Back on the Mushroom Planet, Mario is running from said army. He stumbles as they charge by to attack SMG4 instead. However, Mario trips caused him to accidentally press the comment control button and cause the following post to appear: Diego Mejia dance off SMG4 suddenly begins dancing, entertaining the Toads and Teletubbies in the army. He hits a button on a sign, causing them to get squashed by a Thwomp dropped from the sky. Mario is disgruntled by this, at which point another post appears on-screen: Joseph Gilles Farrell a contest to see who can 360 quickscope better A 360 quickscope is quickly given to Mario. The camera switches to a perspective view from the gun, similar to one in a first-person shooter, and Mario shoots a bullet, as well as a number of other things. SMG4, however, does a backflip and dodges the objects. Steven Zapata bath tub sliding SMG4 appears in a bathtub and begins sliding up a hill. Mario is shocked and hits the button on the comment controller again: Fabian Glez Build a naked toad! XD Mario immediately turns around to see a Toad in front of him with a six-pack and wearing shorts. Mario curses that the button failed to help him (or perhaps that he failed at building a naked Toad). SMG4 then slides over Mario. SMG4 is about to corner him, announcing that he will finally win, when Mario hits the button another time: Glenn Verschoren Super Smash Bros The sound effect for the comment control plays more slowly as the screen fades to white.

Mario and SMG4 end up in SSB, with Mario having his model from that game; SMG4 has his SM64 model – because of this, he does not have Mario's Smash moveset. Mario punches Luigi off of a ledge so that he won't interfere with the fight, and continues to close in on Glitchy, who exclaims that he has no moves and can't fight. However, while randomly freaking out and squirming around SM64 punches him away with his neutral-B SM64-punch attack, just as another comment appears and the challenger approaching theme for SSB plays: Diego Wright HD Fight weegee! Mario and SMG4 warp to Final Destination, where a long fight ensues against Weegee. Neither of the Fat Italians have any clue as to what is going on, but they decide to battle the giant angry Luigi anyway. SMG4 says that he is useless, and gives Mario a power-up rather than fighting. Mario inflicts some damage upon Weegee before SMG4 picks him up, letting Mario deliver another attack to the boss. After this happens, the battlefield turns into a Weegee version of the hypnotic video Waluigi watched in Ssenmodnar 8, and then Weegee absorbs Mario, angering Glitchy. Although Weegee lands some hits on SMG4 and starts singing, the latter charges up what seems to be an attack, but is actually a Waluigi Launcher. Weegee tries to fly away, but as he flies back over the stage, SMG4 fires and the launcher delivers a punch to Weegee's face, causing the boss to hack up Mario and flee while on fire. Mario and Glitchy obtain a Weegee Board after the battle and fall back into the castle lobby.

The two apologize to each other, and SMG4 asks Mario to brofist him. At that moment, X holds up the comment controller, revealing one of the previous requests: Anthony King Jr A spaghetti eating contest. Mario punches SMG4 to the ground right after the post is revealed. The two resume the challenge where they left off – that is, before Mario stole the comment controller – and finish the spaghetti at about the same time. SMG4 then leaves a text box on screen, asking the viewers to decide who did better in the contest.

Characters

 * Mario
 * SuperMarioGlitchy4
 * Nintendofan997 (referred to as X)
 * Toad
 * Peach
 * Old Man
 * Dr. Robotnik
 * Luigi
 * Stacy
 * Starman3 (cameo)
 * MarioMario54321 (cameo)
 * Red Teletubby
 * Teletubbies
 * Waluigi
 * Wario
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (cameo)
 * Amy Rose (cameo)
 * Bowser
 * Weegee
 * Toad Birds
 * Shown by username profile pic, and post content only: SMG4 fans Daniel Kwong, Branden Barbarano, Kenneth Rosario, TDT_Ultra, Zachary Wethington, FaBax MoDz, Nathan Charles, Vince Garcia, CGMario, Zoey J. Atwell, Super.exe! :3, Anthony King Jr (comment displayed twice), Andrew Stanton, Brandon Castillo, Kristi Ceka, Jack Santos, Jimmy Campbell, Andrew Preston, Diego Mejia, Joseph Gilles Farrell, Steven Zapata, Fabian Glez, Glenn Verschoren, and Diego Wright HD.

Trivia

 * Nintendofan997 has his first starring role in a while in an SMG4 vid. For some time, his appearances in the videos had been limited to cameos.
 * This is the second 2014 appearance of Starman3, with the first being "Retarded64: Mario for Hire.". Both are only cameos.
 * This blooper is one of the very few not to be posted on a Sunday.
 * Some of the challenges include words or letters that are highlighted in the screenshots. SMG4 was probably using a find command to search for specific challenges that would fit the episode's main plotline; he failed to turn off the find command to take the screenshots.
 * This is the first appearance of the Waluigi Launcher since "The Wacky Wario Bros.: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time".
 * When Nintendofan997 announces the rules, his gloves appear invisible. This is because the shot for that scene takes place on a black background, which is the same color as X's gloves. (If you look closely, the gloves can still be seen when he moves them in front of other body parts.) The SM64 engine seems to shade models from below only, and RGB 0,0,0 cannot be darkened further within the visible range, so the gloves are a solid hue indistinguishable from the background.
 * The Toad Birds from the episode "Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST Edition)" reappear in this video, during Kristi Ceka's challenge taking place on the Toad survival island.
 * It is unknown what X was running to the castle for in the first place.

Errors

 * Master Hand is still visible underneath the sprites of Weegee during most of the battle. For his introduction, Master Hand is at least masked by an unmatching space background; however, for the rest of the battle, SMG4 makes no effort to cover him.
 * During the hypnotic Weegee animation in the background, large parts of Final Destination's platform are invisible. Evidently choppy background removal is at fault here.
 * When the comment controller is stolen, the characters sometimes seem to "will" certain posts (or types of posts) to appear or reappear. However, the nature of the controller suggests that it chooses posts at random – an assumption based on the presence of one single, simple analog button.
 * After the theft of said controller, several comments are shown without Mario nor SMG4 visibly pressing the button. In the front half of the video, this could be attributed to X using the controller; however, no such excuse exists for the latter half, as Mario is later shown in possession of the controller.
 * Similarly, the comment controller can be found in X's possession after the Smash segment, despite Mario having had it before. It is possible that X ran into the courtyard to pick it up, as it may not have been teleported along with Mario. This would explain how the Weegee challenge is shown without any apparent button input; however, it is also possible that it was in Mario's overalls, and was activated when SMG4 punched Mario. It is also unlikely that X would "know" that the controller was left behind – he seemed not to care that it was being used, as Mario and SMG4 were noisily using it outside the castle for a while, and he never intervened.
 * The controller usually adapts reality – and involved parties' traits and intelligence – to suit the challenge; however, SMG4 and Mario are shown ignoring or rejecting several challenges, such as the teletubby-watching, peeing, space-battling, and dance-off challenges.
 * SMG4 is shown activating the dance-off challenge via a button on a signpost on the path to the castle, rather than via the comment controller. He hits this button but it doesn't bring up a challenge however.