Thread:EmigasFist3/@comment-3551372-20131206072250/@comment-25146174-20150822034730

But a book about him living in a burning bush exists.

"Moses went up the hill to smoke his joint YO

HE THEN SAW CRAZY SMOKING BUSHES 

HE WAS SO AMAZED

then Moses wrote some shit, lmao no one really cares

he then went back to the people of Israel

he told them that god was pretty fucking useless

all he could do was cause wildfires."

-Dumb shit (19:39)