ALL 9 SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE VIDEOS is the 476th overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
An SMG4 episode usually take 40 hours to make. We made them live in only 35 minutes. Here are the videos we made at the 9 shows during the SMG4 Tour Ultimate! We 'react' and explain them as they make no sense otherwise :D
Asbury Park, New Jersey
The first skit starts with Mario going to the store to buy some spaghetti. The cashier asks him to pay, but Mario decides to pay with Fishy Boopkins because he doesn't have any money. The cashier then calls security to arrest Mario for attempted robbery. Said security turns out to be Big Chungus (which was actually a fat Big Smoke wearing a bunny hood), who attacks Mario with a Waluigi Launcher. After running across the halls, Mario finds a frying pan and uses it to deflect the Waluigi back at Big Smoke/Chungus, ending the skit.
After stealing some spaghetti, Mario screams "AHHHHHHHH" and drives away in his kart. He then runs over Fishy Boopkins (how did he get there already?) causing Mario to be wanted for committing a hit and run. The policeman was Barney- I mean Thanos with his Infinity Gaunt- Boopkins (even though he was just run over) and chased Mario to a meme dungeon. Mario hid behind Sans and attempted to repel Thanos Barney with a Sprite Cranberry, but this failed, and Thanos Barney was free to snap his fingers, causing Mario to disappear.
The snap sent Mario to prison. Mario manages to break out by pulling a shovel out of his ass and digging out. Unfortunately, some Mario policemen (no, not the blue Mario recolors, GMod Marios stretched to realistic proportions) were guarding the area. Mario leaps into one of the buildings to hide, then realizes that there's another policeman patrolling the area, so he does some Metal Gear action and sneaks away. The policeman goes to where Mario's hiding... and finds a McDonalds box. He goes outside to eat what's inside, which turned out to be Mario, who beats him up. And Mario ran with Sonic all the way to space.
Mario ends up in space after riding Sonic up there and finds that he can't breathe. He solves the problem by using Flex tape. Then this giant ship with Kirby shows up, and Kirby has an Infinity Gauntlet. Mario tries to escape back to Earth riding a Captain Falcon hoverboard, but Kirby catches up to him. Mario then asks if they have a second to talk about our lord and savior Big Chungus (this time with the correct model), but Kirby snaps Mario away anyway, seemingly killing him.
Mario was suddenly woken up by Kirby, who told him to get back to work. Turns out, Mario had been dreaming this entire time up to this point. He goes to the fax machine or whatever to scan stuff, but accidentally broke it, causing a fire. "Aquaman" (actually Mermaid Man) arrives to save the day with yet ANOTHER Fishy Boopkins, but somehow makes everything worse. Mario bailed out of the building and now found himself in danger of falling to his death. He transformed into Spiderman to save himself, but that only worked for a little while before the web broke. Fortunately (or unfortunately), Mario fell on Luigi, cushioning Mario's fall, but severely injuring Luigi.
Mario took Luigi to the hospital and cut the line because it was taking too long. The Teletubby doctor had the best idea ever: stuff Luigi with Big Chungus. Somehow, that turned Luigi into Beeg Yoshi, who refused to pay his taxes. Mario's head shrank, as he knew what was coming next: the FBI came in and blew up Yoshi with dynamite, blowing Mario out of the building.
Yoshi somehow survived the attack and has now turned into a Godzilla sized threat. Mario summoned a tank and shot at Yoshi, but Yoshi was still standing. Mario then gets a bowl of Tubby Custard (spaghetti) and transforms into a giant Teletubby. Mario then gets the idea to grab Bob and whack Yoshi with him, but that obviously fails. Yoshi then kicks Mario in the balls. It was at this moment that Mario realized, Boopkins would make a fine stew. Yoshi then hurled Mario into oblivion.
Mario falls into the middle of a desert. He becomes thirsty and tries to eat sand, but of course that did not work. He then spots a lake in the distance. The lake happened to be inhabited by a giant Shrek who threatened Mario, causing Mario to poop an egg. Mario calls upon the power of the Waluigi Launcher and knocks down Shrek with it. Mario then leaps onto Shrek's back, attaches a wheel, and drives Shrek into the sunset.
Mario drives Shrek to Peach's Castle. He tries to enter it, but it's locked, so he uses another Waluigi Launcher and blows up the door. Mario then enters to find out that Toad has been eating all of his spaghetti. Pissed, Mario pulls out a minigun, which Toad responded to by pulling out Toadette. Instead of shooting, Mario hurls the minigun at Toad, knocking him down. Mario then grabs Toad and throws him out of the castle roof into the sky before celebrating. And Mario lived happily everar kfsifgr iKgm bdh lgf;m]'j.
- Each episode needed to be created within 35 minutes and ideas were pitched in by the fans, explaining the inconsistencies.
- In addition, Luke needed to use the sound effects recorded by the audience, such as "SMG4 is gay" and "eggs, hot dog, ball".
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