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Lyrics[]
Bowser (spoken): I can smell you...[1]
Bowser (sang):
Tick Tock, goes the clock as I sit in my home
alone, never to be loved
No one understands! how I feel for this girl
I know, always pushed and shoved (Koopa: is he a pedophile?)
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always kidnap you
Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,
I will always kidnap you...
[2]
I came in like a BOWSER BALL!!!
Watch me crash into your castle walls!
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!
All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!
Yeah you...re-ee-ject meeee!
So my plan's been foiled once again
by the.... stupid fat plumber.
No matter what I do, it's never enough (Mario: Hello!)
for you. Man, I'm such a bummer... (Mario: *screaming*)
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always kidnap you (Mario: Awwwww HELL no!)
Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,
I will always kidnap you...
(Mario: OH YEAH!)
[2]
I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!)
Watch me crash into your castle walls!
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!
All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!
I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
Watch me crash into your castle walls!
Mario (sang):
I never meant to kick your butt...
You just really piss me off!
But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!)
you just really piss me off!
(Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!)
(Mario: SHUT UP!)
I never meant to kick your butt...
You just really piss me off!
Bowser:
Don't you ever say, I just walked away,
I will always kidnap you.
Mario: Now, the party don't start till I walk in!
Bowser and Mario:
[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
Watch me crash into your castle walls!
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!)
All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!
[2]
I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
Watch me crash into your castle walls!
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! [3]
All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!
Yeah you, re-ee-ject meeee!
Lyrics and visuals[]
| Lyrics | Visuals |
|---|---|
| Bowser (spoken): I can smell you.[1] | Bowser is standing in front of a white background, and sheds a single tear. The tear is actually a Ghast Tear from the game Minecraft. |
| Bowser (sung): Tick Tock, goes the clock | The clock that leads to the Tick Tock Clock stage is shown, with its hands spinning. |
| as I sit in my home alone, | Bowser is in his lair in the "Bowser in the Sky" stage. |
| never to be loved | Bowser has a Forever Alone face. |
| No one understands | A picture of Princess Peach on Google Images. |
| how I feel for this girl | Bowser has a cheerful look on his face. |
| I know, (Koopa: is he a pedophile?) | A Goomba and a Koopa Troopa are watching Bowser. |
| always pushed and shoved | Bowser falls into darkness with a surprised look on his face. |
| Don't you ever say | Same as "I can smell you", except Bowser is not crying. |
| I just walked away | Bowser is on the castle roof, walking away from the camera. |
| I will always kidnap you | Peach looks up from the bridge to see Bowser peeking from on top of the roof. |
| Running through the worlds, | Bowser is chasing Mario through World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. |
| I can't live alone, | Bowser is sitting alone on a sofa. |
| I will always kidnap you... | Bowser is flying in his Koopa Klown Car. |
| [2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! | Bowser crashes through the walls of Peach's Castle on a wrecking ball. |
| Watch me crash into your castle walls! | Peach has a surprised look on her face, |
| Mario looks surprised/stunned. | |
| Same as "I came in like a BOWSER BALL!", except from a different angle. | |
| Lemme snatch you up | Bowser swings towards Peach and grabs her. |
| and watch them fall! | Mario looks on in shock. |
| All you ever did was | Bowser is in front of a white background, swiping his claws angrily. |
| re-ee-ject meeee! | Bowser and Peach are in Bowser's lair. Peach turns around and walks away from Bowser. |
| Yeah you... re-ee-ject meeee! | Same as "never to be loved". |
| Same as "All you ever did was", except Bowser is breathing fire instead. | |
| So my plan's | Bowser falls and lands on his back. |
| been foiled once again | Mario and Peach are walking out of Bowser's castle. |
| by the... | |
| stupid fat plumber. | Mario looks back at the camera, with a trollface. |
| No matter what I do, (Mario: Hello!) | Bowser approaches Mario in the night. |
| It's never enough for (Mario: *screaming*) | Bowser breathes fire on Mario. |
| you. Man, I'm such a bummer... | Same as "always pushed and shoved" |
| Don't you ever say | Peach is standing on the castle grounds. |
| I just walked away | Bowser peeks up behind a hill, wearing a creepy grin. |
| I will always kidnap you. | Bowser's arm slowly creeps towards Peach's back. |
| (Mario: Oh HELL no!) | Mario looks on from the castle roof with an angry expression. |
| Running through the worlds, | Bowser chases Mario while the overworld map from Super Mario World pans by in the background. |
| I can't live alone, | Bowser is wearing a birthday hat, with the caption "Happy birthday to me" below him and a melancholy look on his face. |
| I will always kidnap you... | A picture of Princess Peach is shown, and a silhouette of Bowser's face comes over it. |
| (Mario: OH YEAH!) | Mario is looking at pictures of spaghetti on SMG4's computer. |
| [2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!) | Bowser and his wrecking ball crash into the room. |
| Watch me crash into your castle walls! | Multiple Bowsers fall from the sky. |
| Lemme snatch you up and | Bowser swipes his claws at the camera while in front of the castle. |
| watch them fall! | Coins fall from the sky. |
| All you ever did was | The camera flies around erratically while Bowser holds on to it. |
| re-ee-ject meeee! | In the castle lobby, Peach looks at Bowser for a moment, but then runs away. |
| I came in like a BOWSER BALL! | Bowser is posing, and gets hit by a wrecking ball. |
| Watch me crash into your castle walls! | Bowser is looking and Peach and Mario, both of whom are standing on the bridge to the main castle doors. |
| Mario (sung):
I never meant to kick your butt... |
The camera focuses on Mario. |
| You just really piss me off! | Camera pans from behind Mario to Bowser. |
| Cut to Mario in a snowy world watching Bowser carry off Peach. | |
| But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!) | Cut to Bowser's Castle, where a Toad appears with a trollface and the text "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!" above him. Mario punches him. |
| you just really piss me off! | Cut back to the bridge; Mario looks angry. |
| (Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!) | Bowser jumps. |
| (Mario: SHUT UP!) | Mario punches the air. |
| I never meant to kick your butt... | Cut to Bowser's Lair, where Mario is looking up at Bowser with glistening eyes. |
| You just really piss me off! | An angry Mario is shown in front of a shot of Bowser flying away with Peach. |
| Bowser:
Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always kidnap you |
Cut to white. Bowser slowly fades into view as the camera zooms on him. |
| (no lyrics) | Mario looks at Bowser with glistening eyes, and Bowser looks at Mario happily. |
| Mario: Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in! | Mario dances in front of Bowser. |
| Bowser and Mario:
[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! |
Mario and Bowser are both riding wrecking balls. They swing past each other while a King Bill flies by in the background. |
| Watch me crash into your castle walls! | Mario and Bowser wrecking balls swing in front of the castle, but don't hit it. |
| Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!) | Mario and Bowser are dancing in front of a psychedelic background. In the middle of the lyric, Mario throws Peach towards the background, and she explodes. |
| All you ever did was | Close-up of Mario and Bowser in Bowser's Lair. |
| re-ee-ject meeee! | Mario runs out of Bowser's path as he breathes fire at Peach. |
| I came in like a BOWSER BALL! | Mario and Bowser do backflips. |
| Bowser swinging on his wrecking ball serves as transition to the next scene. | |
| Watch me crash into your castle walls! | Mario dances a little bit, and Bowser runs into a castle wall and makes a hole in it. |
| Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! [3] | Bowser's wrecking ball is swinging around in circles. |
| All you ever did was | Close up of Peach's face. |
| re-ee-ject meeee! | A cake is thrown at Mario, and a Bob-omb at Bowser. |
| Yeah you... | Close up of Peach's face. |
| re-ee-ject meeee! | Bowser breathes fire directly at the camera, in Peach's direction. |
| (no lyrics) | Mario and Bowser, in silhouette, walk into the sunset together. |
Outro (spoken)[]
(fade to black. Suddenly, Peach appears, spazzing out, screaming, and on fire. Cut to Mario and Bowser looking at SMG4's computer.)
Mario: What the hell was that?
Bowser: FABULOUS!