by the.... stupid fat plumber.
for you. Man, I'm such a bummer... (Mario: *screaming*)
| Lyrics
| Visuals
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| Bowser (spoken): I can smell you. [1]
| Bowser is standing in front of a white background, and sheds a single tear. The tear is actually a Ghast Tear from the game Minecraft.
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| Bowser (sung): Tick Tock, goes the clock
| The clock that leads to the Tick Tock Clock stage is shown, with its hands spinning.
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| as I sit in my home alone,
| Bowser is in his lair in the "Bowser in the Sky" stage.
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| never to be loved
| Bowser has a Forever Alone face.
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| No one understands
| A picture of Princess Peach on Google Images.
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| how I feel for this girl
| Bowser has a cheerful look on his face.
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| I know, (Koopa: is he a pedophile?)
| A Goomba and a Koopa Troopa are watching Bowser.
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| always pushed and shoved
| Bowser falls into darkness with a surprised look on his face.
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| Don't you ever say
| Same as "I can smell you", except Bowser is not crying.
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| I just walked away
| Bowser is on the castle roof, walking away from the camera.
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| I will always kidnap you
| Peach looks up from the bridge to see Bowser peeking from on top of the roof.
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| Running through the worlds,
| Bowser is chasing Mario through World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.
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| I can't live alone,
| Bowser is sitting alone on a sofa.
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| I will always kidnap you...
| Bowser is flying in his Koopa Klown Car.
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| [2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
| Bowser crashes through the walls of Peach's Castle on a wrecking ball.
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| Watch me crash into your castle walls!
| Peach has a surprised look on her face,
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| Mario looks surprised/stunned.
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| Same as "I came in like a BOWSER BALL!", except from a different angle.
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| Lemme snatch you up
| Bowser swings towards Peach and grabs her.
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| and watch them fall!
| Mario looks on in shock.
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| All you ever did was
| Bowser is in front of a white background, swiping his claws angrily.
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| re-ee-ject meeee!
| Bowser and Peach are in Bowser's lair. Peach turns around and walks away from Bowser.
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| Yeah you... re-ee-ject meeee!
| Same as "never to be loved".
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| Same as "All you ever did was", except Bowser is breathing fire instead.
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| So my plan's
| Bowser falls and lands on his back.
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| been foiled once again
| Mario and Peach are walking out of Bowser's castle.
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| by the...
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| stupid fat plumber.
| Mario looks back at the camera, with a trollface.
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| No matter what I do, (Mario: Hello!)
| Bowser approaches Mario in the night.
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| It's never enough for (Mario: *screaming*)
| Bowser breathes fire on Mario.
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| you. Man, I'm such a bummer...
| Same as "always pushed and shoved"
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| Don't you ever say
| Peach is standing on the castle grounds.
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| I just walked away
| Bowser peeks up behind a hill, wearing a creepy grin.
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| I will always kidnap you.
| Bowser's arm slowly creeps towards Peach's back.
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| (Mario: Oh HELL no!)
| Mario looks on from the castle roof with an angry expression.
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| Running through the worlds,
| Bowser chases Mario while the overworld map from Super Mario World pans by in the background.
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| I can't live alone,
| Bowser is wearing a birthday hat, with the caption "Happy birthday to me" below him and a melancholy look on his face.
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| I will always kidnap you...
| A picture of Princess Peach is shown, and a silhouette of Bowser's face comes over it.
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| (Mario: OH YEAH!)
| Mario is looking at pictures of spaghetti on SMG4's computer.
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| [2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!)
| Bowser and his wrecking ball crash into the room.
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| Watch me crash into your castle walls!
| Multiple Bowsers fall from the sky.
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| Lemme snatch you up and
| Bowser swipes his claws at the camera while in front of the castle.
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| watch them fall!
| Coins fall from the sky.
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| All you ever did was
| The camera flies around erratically while Bowser holds on to it.
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| re-ee-ject meeee!
| In the castle lobby, Peach looks at Bowser for a moment, but then runs away.
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| I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
| Bowser is posing, and gets hit by a wrecking ball.
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| Watch me crash into your castle walls!
| Bowser is looking and Peach and Mario, both of whom are standing on the bridge to the main castle doors.
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| Mario (sung):
I never meant to kick your butt...
| The camera focuses on Mario.
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| You just really piss me off!
| Camera pans from behind Mario to Bowser.
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| Cut to Mario in a snowy world watching Bowser carry off Peach.
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| But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!)
| Cut to Bowser's Castle, where a Toad appears with a trollface and the text "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!" above him. Mario punches him.
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| you just really piss me off!
| Cut back to the bridge; Mario looks angry.
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| (Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!)
| Bowser jumps.
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| (Mario: SHUT UP!)
| Mario punches the air.
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| I never meant to kick your butt...
| Cut to Bowser's Lair, where Mario is looking up at Bowser with glistening eyes.
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| You just really piss me off!
| An angry Mario is shown in front of a shot of Bowser flying away with Peach.
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| Bowser:
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always kidnap you
| Cut to white. Bowser slowly fades into view as the camera zooms on him.
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| (no lyrics)
| Mario looks at Bowser with glistening eyes, and Bowser looks at Mario happily.
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| Mario: Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in!
| Mario dances in front of Bowser.
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| Bowser and Mario:
[2]
I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
| Mario and Bowser are both riding wrecking balls. They swing past each other while a King Bill flies by in the background.
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| Watch me crash into your castle walls!
| Mario and Bowser wrecking balls swing in front of the castle, but don't hit it.
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| Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!)
| Mario and Bowser are dancing in front of a psychedelic background. In the middle of the lyric, Mario throws Peach towards the background, and she explodes.
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| All you ever did was
| Close-up of Mario and Bowser in Bowser's Lair.
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| re-ee-ject meeee!
| Mario runs out of Bowser's path as he breathes fire at Peach.
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| I came in like a BOWSER BALL!
| Mario and Bowser do backflips.
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| Bowser swinging on his wrecking ball serves as transition to the next scene.
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| Watch me crash into your castle walls!
| Mario dances a little bit, and Bowser runs into a castle wall and makes a hole in it.
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| Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! [3]
| Bowser's wrecking ball is swinging around in circles.
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| All you ever did was
| Close up of Peach's face.
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| re-ee-ject meeee!
| A cake is thrown at Mario, and a Bob-omb at Bowser.
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| Yeah you...
| Close up of Peach's face.
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| re-ee-ject meeee!
| Bowser breathes fire directly at the camera, in Peach's direction.
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| (no lyrics)
| Mario and Bowser, in silhouette, walk into the sunset together.
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