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The Box Club Song was a song that was featured in Mario Goes To College. It was sung by the Box Club Leader in order to convince Bob, Boopkins, Luigi, Melony and Meggy to join his club.
Lyrics[]
Hey why not come on down
To the best club in this town
The box club
Your one stop
For cardboard all around
A structure made so perfectly
Every sides at 90 degrees
Join and worship the box for all eternity
Theres zero price
Just paradise
And the odd sacrifice
Our activities
Have all the price
We're sure they will entice!
Box sledding
Box building
Box throw, steal and worship
We just want to spread
The glory and happiness of boxes
And ultimately
WE CRUSADE FOR THE DAY THE GOD BOX IS OPENED
AND FROM ITS DIVINE PACKAGING
JUDGEMENT DAY WILL DESCEND AND
FINALLY TAKE US TO A NEW PARADISE...
So hopefully you get our plight
Cuz we're running low on stuff to write.
This academy needs us
Cause we're definitely in the top 10
And we'll give everyone a free box too!
And I guess what we're basically saying is
Oh, please
Oh please
No please
NO PLEASE
NO PLEASE
Please don't let us
Shut dowwwwwwwwwwn!!!