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Christopher "Chris" Gordman is a major character of the SMG4 series, and one of the two main protagonists (alongside Swagmaster6969696969) of its spin-off series Guards N' R****ds.
He is a security guard who works at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie in several bloopers. He is Swagmaster6969696969's partner. He, along with Swagmaster, became prominent characters during the ninth season of SMG4. Additionally, he and Swag were the secondary antagonists for Part 1 of the Anime Arc before redeeming themselves in Part 2.
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Personality[]
Most of the time, Chris acts as the straight yet an honorable man of the Guards N' R****ds duo, as he is typically a no-nonsense, hard-working, and grounded individual. However, he does display a noticeable level of reluctance and frustration with both his job and his coworkers; particularly with his partner, Swag.
Compared to Swag, Chris is far more intelligent, usually being the one to come up with the plans during a situation, with varying degrees of success. Despite his annoyance with his partner, Chris will sometimes use Swag's idiotic habits to work with his plans. Such examples include announcing a fake "Swag Party" in order to lure Swag to where Chris is after he and Sergeant Mark are captured by the Butt Ninja and his boss; as well as convincing Swag to go flirt with a random woman on the beach so Chris can enjoy his vacation in peace.
While Chris can sometimes come off a bitter and spiteful man due to his frustrations, he does occasionally show a more sympathetic side, such as when he was worried about Swag dying after he is assaulted by the Butt Ninja, as well as when he feels guilty for previously yelling at Swag for ruining their vacation. There are also times when he willingly joins in on some of Swag's antics in order to try to relax.
Unlike Swag, Chris does not hold a hatred for anime, and doesn't have any grudge towards Mario and his friends, even apologizing to Saiko Bichitaru that the anime ban is still ongoing and she'll have to go back to Japan. The only thing he cares for during The Anime Arc is his job and fights the gang in order to preserve it. Though he initially blames the group for his lost job, he makes up for it by helping the group search for Meggy.
Chris can shoulder burdens whenever he fails. As seen in SMG4: World War Mario, he apologizes to the group about no longer being able to help due to being shot in the shoulder, but they reassure him that his price will not go in vain. despite his somewhat bitterness and spitefulness Chris he is an also brave, benevolent, good-hearted and honorable soldier who helping SMG4's Gang to defeat villains and protecting humanity,
Criminal Record[]
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Unlike Swagmaster6969696969, Chris is more sane than Swag so his crimes are way less.
- Extortion: In the start of SMG4: If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2, he used his gun to force Sonic the Hedgehog to marry Swagmaster6969696969. However, Sonic marries Swagmaster6969696969 by will in the end of the episode nonetheless.
Trivia[]
- Chris's model is the "Arctic Commando" from GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64 (N64)
- Chris is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
- Chris's personality is based off the Arbiter from Arby 'n' the Chief. He usually mistrusts Swagmaster, and when he's not doing something crazy, he takes his job seriously, unlike his friend.
- According to Swagmaster, Chris' full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' R****ds: Le Train Breach. It is unknown if it is his real name or not.
- Chris is one of the few major characters to have a surname. The others are Peach Toadstool, Professor E. Gadd, Dr. Eggman, Fishy Boopkins, Meggy Spletzer, Saiko Bichitaru, and Bob Bobowski.
- Not only that, but Chris is also one of the only 7 characters who got their surname after their debuts or wasn't from Nintendo Lore, with the other being Meggy Spletzer, Bob Bobowski, Karen, Katie, Zack and Cory Katphish.
- Chris is one of the few major characters to have a surname. The others are Peach Toadstool, Professor E. Gadd, Dr. Eggman, Fishy Boopkins, Meggy Spletzer, Saiko Bichitaru, and Bob Bobowski.
- As of SMG4: The Mario Showdown, Chris now has a Garry's Mod model. The model was ported by Weegeepie.
- According to SMG4: Mario Saves Anime, Chris says to Swagmaster6969696969 that they are now jobless again since they lost their jobs at A.S.S. which its now defunct by Peach Toadstool, indicating they may be no longer working at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie, implying that may quit their jobs there in GnR Shorts: Job Hunting, though this was never explained to be true in recent videos.
- According to SMG4: Mario Works at Mcdonalds, he is suicidal, and wishes to die.
- His wish gets granted in the same video, but he somehow breaks the permanent death rule and comes back to life immediately.
- He and Swag joined the government as of SMG4: Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door. It seems that they keep that job. As a result, they often have access to military vehicles. By SMG4: SMG3's Browser History, the duo start to work for the Men in Black as guards and coaches.
- While he was always more serious and rational than Swag, in his earlier appearances, he did have similar characteristics to him such as saying "lol" and agreeing to perform insane activities with Swag.
- In SMG4: Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In Car Door, he went to the hospital to get a breast surgery for some reason.
- He, along with Swagmaster is one of the two only recurring original character to not have an original model, and have not appeared in any capacity since the Lawsuit Arc.
- Chris Gordman became the eleventh member to be added to the modern version of SMG4's Gang, following Fishy Boopkins, Bob Bobowski, Meggy Spletzer, Shroomy, Saiko Bichitaru, Tari, Axol (despite now being deceased), Melony, SMG3 and Swagmaster6969696969.
- Chris is proven to be a good salesman judging in the episode SMG4: Mario Goes To T-Mobile To Upgrade His Data Plan, where he successfully sells Luigi SMG4 and other characters some devices in the electronic store to the point where Swag starts to get competitive.
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