|"I have absolutely no idea what's going on."|
Conker the Squirrel is a squirrel who first appeared in Diddy Kong Racing, and later starred in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker': Live and Reloaded, as a hero.
He made a small appearance in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket where he tried to burn Wario and Waluigi. He also made small cameos in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Time Travel Tells as a ragdoll in Professor E. Gadd's lab, and in Race for Golden Overalls when SMG4 chases Mario. He made a cameo appearance in ♫ The Ultimate Smash Bros ♫ and SMG4: Mario Battle Royale
- The Conker Greenscreen ROM was created by SuperLuigi7900.