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The Crazy Raisin Lady is a minor character in the SMG4 series.

She is, as the name suggests, a crazed, raisin-obsessed woman. She wields a machine gun and is set off by anything.


Originally appearing as a minor character in earlier videos with her design taken from a sprite from Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl, her first major role was in Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja. She appears as a model from GoldenEye 007 in the Guards N' Retards series as well as in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket..

She first appears in a metal corridor, then in a bathroom stall and is later shown shooting Greg as Chris and Swagmaster6969696969 snuck by. It is unknown what her purpose in the factory is. She is mentioned in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things, and is seen again in Guards N' Retards: Prisoners. She reappears in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2, however her appearance has been reverted back to a Pokémon sprite. She teaches the viewer how to make raisins, however Mario objects to this, prompting the woman to point a gun to him. She then goes overboard and throws an axe at the wall.

She later reappears as a GoldenEye model in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach, where she is referred to as simply "Crazy raisin lady". She reverts back to a Pokémon sprite again in Mario Simulator Interactive and remains that way in subsequent appearances, the sole exception being SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! in which her sprite comes from Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen versions instead, presumably to match with Old Man Hobo's.



  • "Meet the old man (unintelligible) RAISINS!(?)"
  • "RAISINS!!" (?)
  • 'Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!'


  • Her model in Guards n' Retards is Civilian (a) in GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, while in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket. it is Rosika.
  • She made frequent appearances in the earlier bloopers but disappeared entirely after 2016 until finally reappearing in Mario SAW.


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