Crazy Raisin Lady

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The Crazy Raisin Lady is, as the name suggests, a crazed, raisin-obsessed woman. She wields a machine gun and is set off by anything.

History

Originally appearing as a minor character in earlier videos with her design taken from a sprite from Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl, her first major role was in Guards N' Retards: the butt ninja. She appears as a model from GoldenEye 007 in the Guards N' Retards series as well as in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket.

She first appears in a metal corridor, then in a bathroom stall and is later shown shooting Greg as Chris and Swagmaster69696969696 snuck by. It is unknown what her purpose in the factory is. She is mentioned in Guards N' Retards: Pointy things, and is seen again in Guards N' Retards: Prisoners. She reappears in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2, however her appearance has been reverted back to a Pokémon sprite. She teaches the viewer how to make raisins, however Mario objects to this, prompting the woman to point a gun to him. She then goes overboard and throws an axe at the wall.

She later reappears as a GoldenEye model in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach, where she is referred to as simply "Crazy raisin lady". She reverts back to a Pokémon sprite again in Mario Simulator Interactive and remains that way in subsequent appearances until SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! in which her sprite comes from Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen versions instead, presumably to match with Old Man Hobo's.

Appearances

• Super Mario 64 Christmas Special 2011 debut
• The Mushroom Mafia (episode)
• Christmas Thing 2012
• Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Two Evil Friends.
• 99% Beroken
• Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja (as a GoldenEye model)
• Super Pokeman 64: WELCOME TO POKEMANS!
• The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket (as a GoldenEye model)
• Guards 'N Retards: Pointy Things mentioned
• Guards N' Retards: Prisoners (as a GoldenEye model)
• Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary
• SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2!
• Retarded64: Mario for Hire.
• Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages mentioned
• Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach (as a GoldenEye model)
• Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers)
• SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew
• SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special)
• R64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario
• SM64: Cooking with Mario and Bowser 3!
• The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins
• Retarded64: Boo Busters
• SM64: War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special)
• Retarded64: Mario the Olympian
• SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL
• SM64 Halloween 2016 - SPAGHETTI.EXE
• SM64: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!
• SMG4: Mario SAW
• SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! Cameo

Quotes

• "Meet the old man (unintelligible) RAISINS!(?)"
• "RAISINS!!" (?)
• 'Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!'

Trivia

• Her model in Guards n' Retards is Civilian (a) in GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, while in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket it is Rosika.
• She made frequent appearances in the earlier bloopers but disappeared entirely after 2016 until finally reappearing in Mario SAW.

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As a GoldenEye model in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket

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