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The Crazy Raisin Lady is a minor character in the SMG4 series.

She is, as the name suggests, a crazed, raisin-obsessed woman. She wields a machine gun and is set off by anything.

History[]

Originally appearing as a minor character in earlier videos with her design taken from a sprite from Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl, her first major role was in Guards N' R*****s: The Butt Ninja. She appears as a model from GoldenEye 007 in the Guards N' R*****s series as well as in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket..

She first appears in a metal corridor, then in a bathroom stall and is later shown shooting Greg as Chris and Swagmaster6969696969 snuck by. It is unknown what her purpose in the factory is. She is mentioned in Guards N' R*****s: Pointy Things and is seen again in Guards N' R*****s: Prisoners.

She reappears in Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2, however her appearance has been reverted back to a Pokémon sprite. She teaches the viewer how to make raisins, however Mario objects to this, prompting the woman to point a gun to him. She then goes overboard and throws an axe at the wall.

She later reappears as a GoldenEye model in Guards N' R*****s: Le Train Breach, where she is referred to as simply "Crazy raisin lady". She reverts back to a Pokémon sprite again in Mario Simulator Interactive and remains that way in subsequent appearances, the sole exception being SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! in which her sprite comes from Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen versions instead, presumably to match with Old Man Hobo's.

Appearances[]

Quotes[]

  • "Meet the old man (unintelligible) RAISINS!(?)"
  • "RAISINS!!" (?)
  • 'Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!'

Trivia[]

  • Her model in Guards n' R*****s is Civilian (a) in GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, while in The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket. it is Rosika.
  • She made frequent appearances in the earlier bloopers but disappeared entirely after 2016 until finally reappearing in Mario SAW.

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