DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent is the second episode of the DerpTV series. As the name suggests, it is SMG4's video that is based on the worldwide Got Talent franchise. This video would also mark the return of DerpTV after over a year of absence, as the first episode of the series was created on August 3, 2015.
- 1 Synopsis
- 2 Plot
- 2.1 Act 1: Teletubbie Metallica
- 2.2 Act 2: Warios magic trick
- 2.3 Act 3: Bowser’s soul song
- 2.4 Act 4: Stand up comedy with Bob
- 2.5 Act 5: Luigi does absolutely nothing
- 2.6 Act 6: The Sexy Steve Shuffle (ft. Eggman)
- 2.7 Act 7: Frankies pet show
- 2.8 Act 8: Marios uhh act?
- 2.9 Act 9: Swag Toast boi
- 2.10 Act 10: Fishy Boopkins sing along
- 3 Characters
- 4 References
It's time for a new talent show "Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent 2016", hosted by the one and only SMG4. 10 Contestants will participate and perform their own talents, even though it might end up terribly. But, only one contestant will win the contest and the prize money (that Wario tried to steal). Who will win? It's up to those YouTube subscribers to vote.
SMG4 welcomes his audience to “Mushroom Kingdom’s Got Talent”, and whoever wins will get a ton of coins (Just as money-loving Wario about to come, but exit when SMG4 noticed). Just as SMG4 finishes his announcement, a naked Mario falls on him and dances to “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies (covered by Homer Simpson).
Act 1: Teletubbie Metallica
Dipsy and Po are on guitars, Tinky Winky is on the keyboard and Laa-Laa is on the drums. The four play their song while singing horrifically off-key before someone throws the Old Man Hobo at the four, telling them to shut up.
Act 2: Warios magic trick
Wario is a magician. He pulls out a twig and begins to dance in front of his hat. Suddenly, a burst of lightning strikes the hat, causing Waluigi to jump out of it and catch on fire. Next, Wario twists Waluigi into various nonsensical shapes: “WALUIGI SEXEH”, “WALUIGI ILLUMINATEH”, and “WALUIGI LAUNCHAH”. Finally, Wario announces that it is now time for his disappearing act. He sets off the Waluigi Launcher, producing an explosion that engulfs the two. SMG4 wonders where Wario went. A cutaway reveals that Wario is crawling toward the coin prizes (not again). SMG4, angry, sends security guards after him. Just as Wario is cornered, he says “Would you like to see a magic trick?” He then flips the security guards off, who promptly attack him.
Act 3: Bowser’s soul song
Bowser, holding a magic wand and wearing a dress and a crown, is lowered down by a rope. He dances to a song he wrote about chicken nuggets (the song by Nick Bean). SMG4 is visibly unimpressed.
Act 4: Stand up comedy with Bob
Bob Bobowski tells horrible jokes until SMG4 snaps and tries to smother him with a pillow.
Act 5: Luigi does absolutely nothing
Luigi stares at the camera and does absolutely nothing.
Act 6: The Sexy Steve Shuffle (ft. Eggman)
Steve dances to "Everybody Dance Now" before Eggman jumps on stage and joins in. Near the end, Steve dolls fall from the sky while the text “FREE STEVES FOR EVERYONE!” SMG4 looks up at the ceiling and is startled to have the dolls fall on him.
Act 7: Frankies pet show
Frankie dances while a Chain Chomp rides a car, Hobo Mario does a dance, and Klepto flies through the air. Suddenly, Bootleg Sonic drops from the ceiling. Frankie holds up a hoop, only for the Chain Chomp to fly off the stage and drive into an audience member. Hobo Mario flies into a basketball hoop. Frankie tells Bootleg Sonic to play dead—literally, by shooting him with a gun. Frankie tosses a bone for Klepto to fetch, only for the bird to pick up the producer and fly away with him. SMG4 is overjoyed that the producer is dead, as that means it’s lunch break.
Act 8: Marios uhh act?
Mario horribly sings a song about pingas to the tune of “Let It Go” from the movie Frozen, while being naked.
Act 9: Swag Toast boi
Toast Guy parodies the Internet meme "Dat Boi" by singing a song to the tune of Soulja Boy's “Crank Dat”.
Act 10: Fishy Boopkins sing along
Fishy Boopkins sings "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. He sings extremely loudly that he causes the DerpTV building to collapse. Fishy Boopkins looks around the building, now in flames, wondering where everybody went. SMG4, now on fire, falls from the ceiling, ending the episode.
- Teletubbies (Contestant #1)
- Wario (Contestant #2)
- Bowser (Contestant #3)
- Bob Bobowski (Contestant #4)
- Luigi (Contestant #5)
- Steve (Contestant #6)
- Frankie (Contestant #7)
- Mario (Contestant #8)
- Toast Guy (Contestant #9)
- Fishy Boopkins (Contestant #10)
- Frozen Let It Go Parody Fuck My Ass - The song that Mario sung was comes from the video.