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Fishy Boopkins (or “Fishy” or "Boopkins" for short) is a Spike who has become a major supporting character in SMG4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers ever since his debut.
He is one of the last Boopkins, the other being his dad. He first appeared in SMG4 N' Pals: Seaside Stupidity Part 1 after SMG4 and co. were stranded in the ocean and Boopkins offered to take them to land. He was captured by A.S. Swipe, but ultimately escaped.
Since then, he has made appearances on most of SMG4's latest products alongside Bob. He loves hot anime girls, he lives on a beach and was raised by Kermit The Frog and Laa-Laa.
Much sought after in the past, Fishy Boopkins is naturally happy and optimistic, like his first appearance, where he was extremely happy to see humans, albeit by his sensuality. He is shown to enjoy playing with his toys, which implies that he is somewhat childish.
However, like Bob, he secretly craves attention and being noticed. This can be seen at the end of SM64: RETARDED RECAP 2016, where it does not explode any end to the name of its favorite brands, before being terminated by SMG4.
Boopkins is also implied to be a weeaboo because he keeps a huge collection of Dakimakuras and cardboard cutouts of anime girls, and considers them "waifus" (Japanese for wives), though most of these have since been burned by Saiko.
He also mentions that he watches school-themed anime, in High School Mario. He is also a terrible singer, so bad in fact that him singing Bee Gee's "Staying Alive" caused the earth to explode, though this does not happen when he tries rapping in War Of The Fat Italians 2017.
He also eats rocks; it's implemented that he does this because he can not get food the natural way, but it does seem that he does enjoy rocks as seen in SMG4: Mario University, as he eats all of the large rocks his teacher gives him. This trait is shown in SMG4: Stupid Mario Sports Mix, in he eats bowling balls and believes that the bowling place is a buffet, much to Bob's confusion, In SMG4: Stupid Mario Paint, he is shown to be an outstanding painter.
When he is bullied by others, he has a tendency to call upon his dad to punish those who are being mean to him. However, he chose to get even with Mario himself after he was launched by a slingshot, though his friends assisted him with doing so.
However, he is known to be very stubborn and impulsive when he was eager to help Bob during the latter's concert in SMG4: The Mario Concert, but it ended up destroying and ruining the concert and led Bob to betray him and end their friendship.
Horrible Singing: Since this is mostly due to his mouth, Fishy Boopkins is an absolutely horrible singer in every aspect. His singing is so bad that, as shown in DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent, it can actually cause the apocalypse and destroy the Earth.
Hobo Water Magic: Fishy Boopkins can also give humans the ability to breathe underwater in some way, and is distributed through his hands.
Dad Summoning: Whenever Joe Boopkins is around, do not make fun of (or harm) Boopkins, because then his dad will destroy anyone who harms his son. This has been seen in multiple videos. Other times, he may be nice to you, such as getting you to places like Didney Worl.
Sonic Waves: In SMG4: The Super Dudes. Fishy Boopkins have the ability to make soundwaves at Wario and his minions.
Durability: Fishy Boopkins was able to survive having his kart launched into the sky when other racers were knocked out under similar assaults. He was also able to survive being launched by Mario's slingshot in Mario's Jackass, thought Fishy Boopkins hits the plane in enough speed, and Mario lands on Mushroom Kingdoom Mall only.
Giant Waifu Summoning: In Stupid Mario Tennis Aces, he was also able to summon a giant Waifu Body Pillow. It is strong enough to send Waluigi flying throughout the entire planet.
Excellent Artistry: While he usually draws low-grade drawings that are usually eye-searing, with huge motivation and dedication, as well as having a crayon expansion pack, he can paint high-quality drawings, sometimes able to make perfect imitations of the real deal, like the Mona Toadsworth painting. However, this would also cause his arm to be set on fire.
Alcohol Immunity: He has been shown to be unaffected by being submerged in what would be a lethal amount of vodka, though he was not shown drinking it; rather, he was immersed in it.
Although Boopkins is a child, he has done his fair share of crimes over the years
Attempted Stealing On The American Declaration of Independence: In The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS, Boopkins was challenged to steal the Declaration of Independence from a museum. Having no idea what he was doing though, Boopkins touched the glass dome, which caused security to try and arrest him. As a result, Boopkins ended up taking the Declaration and fled the museum, but while he was catching his breath, the police ran him over and arrested him.
Shipping: Due to the existence of shipping police officers who believe shipping to be a crime against humanity, poor Boopkins was a target for them.
Framing: When he was caught shipping himself with Miku, he framed Meggy for writing fanfiction in an attempt to get away.
Illegal Smuggling: During the Anime Arc, Boopkins along with Mario, became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization which smuggles anime into the Mushroom Kingdom following its banning.
On the Animal Channel of the Mushroom Kingdom, Fishy Boopkins was heavily mocked, being called "A Pathetic Piece of Aquatic Sh*t", a retard, and a "sh*thead" by the narrator.
In Hobo Bros, Kevin utilizes his Fishy Boopkins voice when a Spike is on the screen.
In recent episodes, mostly on TheAwesomeMario, Fishy Boopkins has begun to team up with Bob most prominently shown in Boopkins and Bob. However, Bob admitted that he using Fishy Boopkins in Super Mario Audition after he accidentally sabotaged his concert.
Despite having a huge dislike for him, SMG4 gave Fishy Boopkins a thumbs-up in Retarded64: Stupid Mario Kart (though this may be due to the presence of his dad). He also invited him to parties a couple of times but not Bob, possibly meaning SMG4 hates Fishy Boopkins much less than he does Bob.
He almost succeeded in stealing the Declaration Of Independence. though it hadn't been his intention to steal it.
Fishy Boopkins is apparently a grownup (debunked by himself in SMG4: Mario Preschool) as he said that he did not see land until he was a man. This could just have been a plan to sound like a badass, as he admitted as much.
However, he later says that he is a child in SMG4: Mario Preschool. Keep in mind that this still within the same year. His Mario Kart happens to be a stroller.
Despite being a child, Fishy Boopkins has used profanity, though this is rather rare.
Though he is normally friendly, to steal his Waifu body pillows, or to threaten his anime, is to ask for death.
As of SMG4: Doki Doki Mario Club, Fishy Boopkins now has a Super Mario 64 Mario mod, which is used alongside his Garry's Mod ragdoll in SMG4's more current videos.