come on a misadventure with these two chris and swagmaster69696969. guards of a spaghettti factory and victims of many stupid empolyees. today they go after boobies. there's also a douche named sergeant mark but hyou don't need to worry about him. what will happen?
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today...Oh no chris has been taken hostage! oh wait i mean its a swag party and swagmaster aint invited. aww hell no! he's gonna find his way into that party.
Join 2 crappy guards: swagmaster6969696 and chris on weird fun adventures as they attempt to do their jobs as guards of a spaghetti factory: this time they have been suspended and a shady figure, ivan says he can help...(but he doesn't really)
After almost a year, Chris and SWAGMASTER are back in action. These two guards will do whatever it takes to stop their beloved spaghetti factory from being blown up. If you're new to this series let me know what you think!
Welcome back swagmaster69696969 and Chris as they try to find themselfves new jobs...but where will they end up?
Guards N' Retards is one of two miniseries by SMG4 (the other being Sonic the Derphog) to not have the Mario characters as the main stars (although Mario characters do appear in most episodes).
All of the main characters on the series are voiced using text-to-speech programs; these include Speakonia and GoAnimate.
The series is based off the popular Machinima series Arby n' the Chief. The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of Arby n' the Chief. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "n'"
An early title card for the series.
A fanart of the two main characters, Chris and Swag.