Guards N' Retards: Da bomb

Guards N' Retards: Da bomb
6
Air date	November 20, 2016
Idea by	Unknown
Directed by	SuperMarioGlitchy4
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Guards N' Retards: Da bomb is the latest episode of Guards N' Retards. This episode marks the return of the series after over an year of absence.

Synopsis

Chris was forced by Swagmaster6969696969 to spy on Sergeant Mark, but when they saw that he bought the dynamite, they will now have to find a way to stop him from blowing up the entire Spaghetti factory, or so they think...

Plot

The episode begins where Mario was eating a spaghetti and wonders where did that spaghetti come from.

After the intro, Chris is taking a crap, when suddenly, Swagmaster6969696969 appeared inside the vent and wants him to come see what's happening. Chris didn't want to deal with Swagmaster's bullshit, but after getting annoyed with his "PLS", Chris was forced to come along. While crawling inside a vent, Swagmaster sang the "A Whole New World" song to Chris, until Chris has had enough and left him, only for Swagmaster to tell him to come back. After they reached their destination, they peek through the Sergeant Mark's office. Then, they saw what he was doing: Mark is watching "Winx Club", apparently. Swagmaster was so disgusted he called him a "tootsie roll", but when Mark heard him calling him that, Chris and Swagmaster hide, while Chris told Swagmaster to shut up. Soon after, some random guy appeared in Mark's office, and Mark told him that he was doing his "important business work", though Swagmaster doesn't believe that. Then, Mark showed that guy his case of cash, while that guy showed him the "goods", which turns out to be a dynamite. After Mark bought the dynamite and hid it in his secret vault, that guy left the office and Mark went back to watch "Winx Club". But more importantly, inside the vent, Chris and Swagmaster now have a bad feeling about this whole "dynamite" part.

More to be added soon...

Characters

• Chris
• Swagmaster69696969696
• Sergeant Mark
• Greg
• Mario (minor)
• Mareep
• Guy

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