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Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach is the twetlfth episode of Season 5 and the two hundred and twenty-third overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the fifth episode of the Guards N' Retards series and both Agent Biker and Reymond D. Gai make their debut in this episode. It was aired on April 12nd, 2015.


The two guards are on board a train where an important item is in the process of being stolen...


The video begins on a train with Swagmaster6969696969 and Chris in it on their break. They are discussing Swagmaster's method of getting ladies, which in this case had Swagmaster telling them that he has gotten Ebola during a war. Chris tells him once again that his idea would not make him any more attractive. Swagmaster reiterates that all the ladies scream with rejoice and adds that Chris said that because he only has his mom. Upon which Chris counters by saying that at least he did not mistake a naked hobo for his mom, resulting in Swagmaster becoming sad. Then, a woman enters their room, saying that she has a message from their superiors, just for Swagmaster to try his idea on her.

It naturally fails as the woman runs away screaming in horror. Swagmaster's idiocy makes him believe those screams were of rejoice while Chris just sighs as he gives up trying to convince Swagmaster his idea would fail. Soon after, on the intercom, Sergeant Mark tells the two guards to get back to work, causing Swagmaster to complain about why he could not just stuff the thing they needed to guard in his butthole so he could guard it but Chris tells him that there was a reason why he hired guards to watch over the cargo.

As they prepare to check the cargo, an intruder appears in the cargo room. Swagmaster thinks the person in the room is a guard covering their shift. Chris correctly identifies the person as a spy. Swagmaster checks if that is true by fondling the spy. He opens fire on the spy but misses.

The spy takes the briefcase and runs out through the door. Swagmaster is confused as to how he disappeared and believes the spy used magic while Chris is worried about what the spy took with him: the secret intelligence. Not wanting to get fired, Chris radios Sergeant Mark to stop the train. He is skeptical as to why he should stop the train but Swagmaster frantically tells him that Chris is pregnant, shocking him into stopping the train. Although Swagmaster manages to get the train to stop, Chris berates him for saying something so dumb. Swagmaster brushes it off and the duo heads after the spy.

As they return to the passenger corridor, Swagmaster announces to the passengers that they should remain calm and they are all going to die, causing everyone to panic. Chris scolds Swagmaster once again for saying something wrong and tries to calm the situation down by telling the passengers that Swagmaster was just joking.

Swagmaster looks for the spy while Chris locks every possible exit in the train. Swagmaster searches through the cabins but does not find the spy. (Although in the third cabin he finds a guy blowing another guy, horrifying him.) When Chris returnes, he sees his friend banging his head against the wall after witnessing what he saw just now. He concludes that the spy must hiding among the civilians and may be using a disguise as well. Swagmaster declares it is was time for some "swag-styled interrogation".

Swgmaster approaches a man and demands that he give his full co-operation. He asks what is the color of his underwear. The man is unsure and said blue, upon which Swagmaster shoots him dead and saying it was a trick question due to not wearing any underwear. Much to Chris' exasperation. Swagmaster questions another man and asks him to confess to what he did due to the boner in his pants. The man is confused by Swag's nonsensical question.

Swagmaster said to the man not to lie to him because he knew everything (in this shot, the spy could be seen to Swagmaster's right/the viewer's left in plain sight). The man then confessed that he hid a dead man's body under his bed and that he might have touched it, causing Swagmaster to celebrated his victory. Chris, fed-up with Swagmaster's idiocy, punched him for wasting time. The spy, knowing it was better to stay hidden, went further through the corridor.

Just then, Crazy Raisin Lady, appeared and rushed past the spy, knocking him down. She then turned around and picked up the suitcase, thinking it was her luggage. As she went down the corridor, Swagmaster saw her with the suitcase, prompting him to shoot her down. Knowing he must get the suitcase back at all cost, the spy quickly formed a plan. As if an answer to his plans, Pointy Boob Lady came out of the toilet wondering what was the commotion all about.

The spy decided to use her to distract Swagmaster by telling her about her untied shoelace. She bent over, showing her butt and the spy waited. Meanwhile, thinking it was all over, Swagmaster took the suitcase and went back to the cargo hold room. Suddenly, he saw Pointy Boob Lady's butt. Attracted, he spanked it, just to see her hideous face, causing him to faint in horror. In the process, the spy snatched the briefcase back. Chris however, saw what the spy did and chased after him. As he prepared to shoot down the spy, Greg suddenly appeared, spooking Chris into firing randomly and killing everyone except for the spy. Swagmaster then sarcastically said that his aim was nice. The spy suddenly went through the floor, much to Chris' confusion and Swagmaster exclaiming it was part of the Illuminati.

As the spy headed to the control room of the train which was decorated with baby balloons in anticipation for Chris' baby, he encountered Sergeant Mark who although was ready to fire his gun, only asked if he was early. The spy quickly beat up Sergeant Mark and knocked him out before escaping via the room's trap door. The two guards then made it to the control room wondering if he was in the room. They did not find the spy but did see their superior knocked out on the floor, which Chris commented it was almost as good as a dead spy and Swagmaster commenting that was already the third time he died. Sergeant Mark then said they completely sucked. He also had something to say to Chris which excited him. Sergeant Mark said good luck on the baby and that he was lucky, just for Chris to angrily shoot him. Swagmaster then reminded Chris to chase after the spy, causing Chris and Swagmaster to leave the train quickly.

As they left the train to chase after the spy, Swagmaster jokingly congratulated Chris on the baby, causing Chris to threaten Swagmaster to shut up before he stabbed him. Meanwhile, the spy, revealed to be Agent Biker, radioed his boss that he was heading to the depot. The boss though did not get the message properly due to being distracted by his videos and asked what was it that Agent Biker said just now. Back to the guards, Swagmaster complained that the place was really crappy for the spy to be but Chris said that the train tracks led here and there were no other clues to follow. Just then, Swagmaster alerted Chris that there was someone coming over and told him to hide.

Turned out he was right to hide: A guard was patrolling the area although he was unhappy that he had to do so at that time when he could be reading Twilight. Swagmaster called him a loser, just for Chris to tell him to shut up and follow him. As they snuck into the depot building, Swagmaster mentioned how his balls were tingling and asked Chris if his balls were tingling, resulting in Chris to tell him to do one very simple thing, shut the f*** up.

With that said, Chris happily went inside with Chris feeling sad. Suddenly, they met Agent Biker again. They quickly pointed their guns at him with Swagmaster threatening to put his pistol up his boss' a**. The boss was also there and when Swagmaster looked down, he freaked out while Chris was confused as to whether the small guy was indeed the boss. He replied that if they kept mocking his size, he would put them into the ground. Swagmaster ignored the warning and said that he would also decide to stick a croissant up his a**, just for the boss to use his groin to punch Swagmaster's groin before requesting for the briefcase. Before opening it, he said that the guards' company had been ruining his company for years and that it would end now, saying his name to be Reymond D. Gai. Swagmaster was confused by the content and thought it was their boss' secret porn collection because he had no idea what was it but Chris realized with horror that it was their workplace's secret spaghetti formula. Swagmaster was still confused, as he never expected to work for a spaghetti factory, even though Chris reminded him that they had been working in the factory for over a year. Chris then berated Swagmaster for not knowing. Suddenly, Reymond wanted to tell a backstory on his motive for stealing their company's formula.

In it, he said that they were familiar with their company's franchise, Fresh spaghetti Tubbie, even though Swagmaster said he was not. That name was still in his memory as he recalled that Tubbie Wonka, creator of such an ambitious name, was the ambitious boss himself. He also mentioned how back then, he thought of it as nothing more as a roadblock but soon, his own company failed as Tubbie Wonka's company produced spaghetti that was much better than his, as demonstrated by X's reaction to it, forcing him to live a life of solitude. When X asked Tubbie Wonka what made it delicious, he replied it was Tubby Custard.

Reymond did not what was the Tubby Custard but said it still made him broke. As he was about to explain how it led to him stealing the formula, he realized both Swagmaster and Chris fell asleep, pissing him off. The two awoke shocked with both of them claiming they were listening but Reymond was not buying it. He said that as they did not want to listen, he found them useless and ordered Agent Biker to kill them, causing them to panic. Swagmaster then went after Reymond.

As he chased after the boss, Reymond turned around and asked what would he get out of catching him, which Swagmaster answered by giving him a beret and a french mustache before telling the audience to pay him for what he did, causing Reymond to get angry and attack him, although it did not do much to Swagmaster. The fighting eventually built to something that sounded sexual, with Chris commenting on how it quickly escalated. Suddenly, Agent Biker ambushed him from behind, just to be killed by Tubbie Wonka from the back, who was accompanied by Sergeant Mark who said he was not dead but only suffered from major a** damage, which Chris said that no one cared. Swagmaster then indicated that he needed help, causing Chris, Tubbie Wonka, and Sergeant Mark to come over.

Chris told Reymond that they outnumbered him while Sergeant Mark added that all his guards were dead. Defeated, Reymond said that although Tubbie Wonka won the round, the war was not over. He then summoned the Flying Spaghetti Monster, his creation, to take him away along with the recipe formula. Knowing he could not just let that fire him, Chris told Swagmaster to use his launcher, which he gladly did and fired a Morgan Freeman missile to take down Reymond, causing him to drop the recipe back to Swagmaster's hands. However, it disintegrated instantly, causing Tubbie Wonka to flip out.

Later on, both Swagmaster and Chris were suspended from their job for letting the recipe be destroyed. Swagmaster asked Chris how he felt about the suspension and his thoughts on the fact that no one ordered anything from the factory. However, Chris committed suicide as a result of being suspended. Afterward, the scene switched over to Peach's Castle where Mario was having a spaghetti feast. Suddenly, Reymon and his creation crashed into the room Mario was in where Reymond quickly pulled away from Mario, telling him that he saw nothing.


Main Characters

Supporting Characters

Minor Characters


  • Woman (appears to inform Swagmaster and Chris an order from Sergeant Mark but ran away from Swagmaster after he told her he had Ebola)
  • Random people on the train
  • Crazy Raisin Lady (appears before knocking down Agent Biker but was killed by Swagmaster)
  • Pointy Boob Lady (appears just after Swagmaster recovered the suitcase from Crazy Woman)
  • Greg (appears just after Chris saw Agent Biker steal the briefcase but was accidentally killed by Chris after he spooked him)
  • X (appears in Reymon's backstory as Tubby Wonka's satisfied customer)
  • Morgan Freeman (Shot from Titty Launcher)
  • Mario (appears at the end)


  • Justin Bieber (Mentioned by Swagmaster as he claimed he listened to Reymon's backstory)


  • In the scene where the train is slowing down violently, it is actually already stopped on the rails. SMG4 moved the camera to give the appearances of motion, but the effect was undermined by the ground being clearly visible.
  • At 8:21, Chris says Reymond instead of Reymon.

Music Used

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  • 4:26 - Biz Markie - Just A Friend


  • Although being the fifth episode of Guards N' Retards, this one is only the second one to use a custom thumbnail, the first being Guards N' Retards: Prisoners.
  • This is the second blooper of SMG4 to reference Ebola, the first being SM64 bloopers: The Idea block.. Both were released in 2015, although the most recent Ebola epidemic started at the end of 2013.
  • This video has references to Team Fortress 2; for instance, the spy turns invisible a number of times, an ability shared by the spies of TF.
  • The demand of a suspect to divulge the color of Swagmaster's underwear is a reference to the SpongeBob Squarepants episode, Krab Borg.
  • Swagmaster says that Sergeant Mark has been killed twice before as the latter is being shot. This is true: Mark had previously died in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things and Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages, respectively.
  • SMG4 made numerous references to France with this blooper, down to the title including the word "le". Another detail is that the Frenchman Reymond D. Gai speaks English with an accent, for example saying "ze briefcase" rather than "the briefcase" and "zat boss" instead of "that boss". When he flies on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, he also sings "alouette", a popular French Canadian children's song about plucking the feathers from a lark, in retribution for being woken up by its song.
    • However, the jokes about France can be considered as offensive for some French people.
  • Chris and Swag were revealed in this blooper to have been working in the Spaghetti Factory for a year. It is also revealed that Mario gets all of his spaghetti from this factory.
    • This fact is rather odd since in Retarded64: Mario and the spaghetti factory, he stated that "[The method in which the spaghetti is made at Fresh Tubbie Spaghetti] is unacceptable!!!!!"
  • This is the first Guards N' Retards episode to have a YouTuber other than SMG4 appear. Namely, Nintendofan997 makes a brief appearance during Gai's flashback.
  • It's implied Chris' real name may actually be Christopher.

v - e - d
Blooper Guide
Season 1
Episodes 1 to 10 The Cake Is a Lie! · Dreams · Flashbacks · Time Freeze · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Blooper Problems · Just Like Any Other Day · Quest for a Console · Have you seen this Polygon? · A Painful Day in the Paper World
Episodes 11 to 20 An Adventurous Drive · A Day Without Peach · Darkness Takes Over · Charming Peach · Luigi's Payback · Master of Fail Disguises · Mario Quits · A Random Day · Losing Your N64 · Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Episodes 21 to 30 Enter X · The Land that Never Was · The Visitor) · Account Loss · Restoring Normality · Mario at the Olympic Games · Brother Wars · Italian Kidnapping · Time Travel Tells · The Blooper Competition
Episodes 31 to 40 4 Clones 1 Italian · Crime Time · Scatman's Revenge · The Forgotten Door · Bloopception · Mission For Peach · Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · HALL 9000 · Hide and Seek · The Mystery of the Chest
Episodes 41 to 49 WEEGEE Disease · Race for Golden Overalls · Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Brother Battles · The Lost Gems Part 1 · Toad Gold · The Lost Gems Part 2 · Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Episodes 50 to 59 P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · How Mario was Born · Brother Love · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2011 · Mario Takes the Idiot Test · War of the Fat Italians 2011 · SMG4 VS SMG3 · Operation G.A.Y · The SwitcherooOveralls · Mini Italians
Episodes 60 to 69 Awkward Weddings · The Crazy Fighters · 99% Idiot · Crystal Funhouse · Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Super Mario 64 Christmas Special 2011 · Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Rich Glitch · Orbical Adventures · Wallets and Dinosaurs
Episodes 70 to 79 Desert Head · The Babysitters · Breaking Walls · The Mushroom Mafia · Mii Channel Teleport · Clone O' Mario · Thugger Hugger · The SMG4 Weight Losers · Peachosal Love · A Murder Without Peach
Episodes 80 to 89 Party Rock Prisoners · The Warrior and the Hobo · SMG3's plan to destory SMG4 cause he felt like it · World of Craftmine · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · The Lie that was the Cake that is a Lie · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ (1,000 Subs) · 0% of Spaghetti · ▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░herobrine░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂ · ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Episodes 90 to 99 Join the Evil Side · SMG4 Joins the YTR · The Imposter · Starman3 Gets 5,000 Subs! · Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · The Nether · tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · My Best Friend Slenderman · The Pink Problem · Befriend the End
Season 3
Episodes 100 to 109 §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 (100th vid) · War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2012 · Plumber Academy for Idiots · Smart(ass) Mario · Sup' Bro? · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 1 · President Toad Washington · Super Mario 64 Christmas Thing 2012 · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 2
Episodes 110 to 119 S.M.G Club · 99.5% Crazy · §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 (10,000 subs :D) · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 3 · A Lost Luigi · Two Evil Friends. · Like a bowser (like a boss parody) · A SM64 Fairytale Part 1 · How to Make Spaghetti (20,000 subs) · Taken (Like An Idiot)
Episodes 120 to 129 A SM64 Fairytale Part 2 · The Swap · ÐД gℓђ · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 (30,000 soobs) · The Welcome Invitation · Long Jump · A SM64 Fairytale Part 3 · Tale of a Bob-omb · The Mystery Of The Missing White And Blue · Castle Creepers
Episodes 130 to 139 A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Hotel Mario · Mario Swag · Spaghetti Law. · Youtube Mario? · 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Mario Goes Shopping · Bob-omache · Free Lunch for Mario
Episodes 140 to 149 The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · : Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition) · Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Mineswap · Idiot karts 101 · War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Birthday Freakout. · Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Episodes 150 to 157 The Mario Parable · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1 · The 1337 P0lice · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2 · A Fungus Among Us · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3 THE DOWN OF THE WEEGEESTAR · The 12 Idiots of Christmas · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New years edition)
Season 4
Episodes 158 to 167 2 Hands 1 Job · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 4 · Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball · How to Make a Blooper (According to SMG4) · SMG4'S CANDY VAN IS HERE! (t-shirts and stuff) · Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory · Two Great Friends! · Super Mario Attorney · The Butt Ninja · WELCOME TO SMG4'S MAGICAL LAND OF RETARDEDNESS (unlisted)
Episodes 168 to 177 WELCOME TO POKEMANS! · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6.64(100k special Qna Edition) · A Dose of Dr. Mario · %99% Beroken · Bad Stars · APRIL FOOLS · Pointy Things · GYMS AND BADGES · Cooking with Bowser and Mario! · The Winning Ticket.
Episodes 178 to 187 Mario Simulator · The Toadassass-ination · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition) · Number 1 (Bob-omb Battlefield Remix) · Toadsworth's How to - Princess · Eggventure (GET IT!?) · Meet the Mario. · Boil The Big Bully · Prisoners · Mario's Spageti Delivary
Episodes 188 to 197 SwagQuest · Legend of Steve · Yoshrooms. · Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! · Spells n' Wiztards · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 8 (150k special) · SMG4 VS ALS Ice Bucket Challenge · Mario for Hire. · Who let the Chomp out? · The Evilness Of Eggman(?)
Episodes 198 to 207 Money Mayhem · `•.¸¸.•´´¯`••. .• ( Tubbie TV ) •. .••`¯´´•.¸¸.•` · Mario In Real Life!? (200 Vid Special) · Swag Party Hostages · The Visitor. · War of the Fat Italians 2014 (200k Special!) · HalloWeegee Special 2014 · Freddy's spaghettiria · Luigi Wants to Build a Snowman. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 9 - Time travel edition
Episodes 208 to 211 Problematic Pipe Problems · Meet the Steve · The Bowser That Stole Christmas. · The Retardness of 2014
Season 5
Episodes 212 to 221 The Idea block. · Castle Royale · Son of a bowser. · Bad Star's Back! · Thwompin' and Whompin' · Love for Luigi. · Nature Channel · Smexy Soccer · The Item Brick · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special)
Episodes 222 to 231 Return to Freddy's Spaghettria · Le Train Breach · Golfing for Gold · Can the Villager come out to play? · The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D) · The Pirate Plumbers · SMG4 plays Merio Nernterndoes · the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly. · Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky · Meet the Luigi
Episodes 232 to 241 Princess Capturing Simulator. · The Hangover · A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers) · Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers) · Casino, Cards and Chaos · The weird ticking sound (parody) · Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow · Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria · Shy Guy Showdown · The BattleToads Justice Crew
Episodes 242 to 251 Legendary Pokemon · Egg and Peach. · War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special) · SMG4 Plays Merio Nernterndos 2 · Luigi Labyrinth · The 2Spooky story · Mario & Luigi: The Great Castle Heist! PROMO · R64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario · Cooking with mario and bowser 3! · If Mario was in... GTA V
Episodes 252 to 256 Shell Shocked · Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 0 - Release the Retardness! · Christmas Crazies · SM64: Retarded Recap 2015
Season 6
Episodes 257 to 266 Mario Monster Mash · Mario VS Luigi. · The Spaghettipocalypse · Meet the Bowser · The Great Yoshi Race. · Valentine 2016 · If Mario was in...Undertale. · The Plumber Problem · A Theatre Mario. · SnowTrapped
Episodes 267 to 276 Easter 2016 · Showdown of the Idiots · If Mario was in... Portal · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 11 (800K Special) · Waluigi Origins · How to Get dem Coins. · Kirby Phones Home. · Boo Busters · Mario learns to type · Seaside Stupidity Part 1
Episodes 277 to 286 Seaside Stupidity Part 2 · How I became SMG4 · If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 · SMG4 'reacts' to SMG4 · Mario VS Pokemon GO · Mini QnA :D · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 3 · Fan Mail and Crazy Asians · War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) · Mr. Joey goes to the theatre
Episodes 287 to 296 Mario the Olympian · Crappy 2 min game review! · Can Ganondorf come out to play? · Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent · FIRST PACKAGE! · Toad has a secret · I want your help. :) · Mario joins the Circus · IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - Final stretch! · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 4
Episodes 297 to 306 STAHP SENDING ME WAIFUS · SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL · SPAGHETTI.EXE · We're going on a Luigi hunt · Awesome Fan Art!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · Where the Wild Teletubbies are · Da bomb · WORKING WALUIGI LAUNCHER! · Super Cavemen Bros. · MY NEW GAMING CHANNEL - HOBO BROS!
Episodes 307 to 314 Meet the Toad · SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom · If Mario Was In... SKYRIM · Stupid Mario Maker · Super Mario RUN RUN RUN! · HOW TO CATCH POKEMON · Naughty or Nice · SECRET LIFE OF GOOMBAS
Season 7
Episodes 315 to 324 RETARDED RECAP 2016 · We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody · MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED · THE BOOTLEG DIMENSION · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes: BOOTLEG EDITION · THE REAL SMG4 · Mario's Road Trip · Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!? · Valentines 2017 · Stupid Smash Bros
Episodes 325 to 334 Mario gets a Nintendo Switch! · I GOT A CUSTOM SMG4 CONTROLLER · Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time · Mario The Waiter · Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL · Mario Vs Wild · Stupid Mario Party · GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON, DANK MEMES AND A NEW GAME! · Welcome To The Kushroom Mingdom · MARIOBUSTERS
Episodes 335 to 344 Stupid Mario Kart · Marioception · HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU GUYS! · MarioTube · Stupid Mario Galaxy · Super BACKWARDS Bros · Big Things Are Happening (AND TONS OF AWESOME FAN ART!) · ♫ The Ultimate Smash Bros ♫ · Mario's Boat Trip · Mighty Morphin' Mario Rangers
Episodes 345 to 354 SMG4 AT E3 2017 · Stupid Mario Sunshine · Stupid Mario Odyssey · Mario helps us in our BIGGEST PACKAGE yet! · SSENMODNAR 12 - STOLEN SPAGHETTI EDITION · The Grand Mario Hotel · FISHY BOOPKINS helps with Mail · If Mario Was In... Splatoon · Stupid Paper Mario · High School Mario
Episodes 355 to 364 MarioTube 2 · PRANK BATTLE · GET YOUR OWN SMG4 HAT!!!! · AREA 64 · Stupid Mario Rabbids · MARIO'S CHALLENGE · ULTRA RARE SMG4 CARDS · Mario The Boy Scout · Mario VS Donkey Kong · A war is coming...
Episodes 365 to 374 BENDY and the SPAGHETTI MACHINE · Stupid Luigi's Mansion · When there's too much Boopkins... · War of the Fat Italians 2017 · I Missed (SFM) · If Mario was in... Cuphead · Stupid Mario Odyssey 2 · Trick Or Treat Wars · SMG4 @ PAX 2017 · Wild, Wild Mario
Episodes 375 to 384 If Mario was in... Assassin's Creed Origins · The Movie Audition · THE SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE · Mario's Train Trip · Quest for the Spaghetti of Power · Mario University · Merio Nernterndoes 6 · Stupid Mario World · The XMAS Discovery · New Year, New Mario
Season 8
Episodes 385 to 394 SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE 2 · Hunt for the Egg of Draconius GO · The Vacation · If Mario Ran Nintendo · SMG4 Goes To Japan · Stupid Mario Sports Mix · Mario's Dangerous Delivery · Become a Sponsor for SMG4! · Doki Doki Mario Club · Mario Gladiators
Episodes 395 to 404 Mario Plays VRChat · The Mario Mafia · Mario Battle Royale · SMG4 HOUSE TOUR!! · Mario VS Steve · The Smash 5 Trials · SMG4'S BOOTLEG ADVENTURE · Detective Mario & Pikachu · The Super Mario Stupid Show · The Super Mario Stupid Show BTS
Episodes 405 to 414 Final Fantasy Mario · Mario's Jackass · Making an SMG4 episode in ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Mario waits for pizza · If Mario Was In... Kirby Star Allies · REMAKING "Who Let the Chomp Out?" IN ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Lost In The Woods · The Super Dudes · THE SMG4 U.S TOUR! · Mario's Fancy Dinner
Episodes 415 to 424 Mario Preschool · 2 Million Sub Special Announcement · If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics · The New Smash Bros · SMG4 at E3 2018! · If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2 · 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! · SMG4 Goes On Tour! · Luigi's Lesson · Stupid Mario Tennis Aces
Episodes 425 to 434 The SMG4 videos we made on The SMG4 Tour... · Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria · The Mario Hustle · Waluigi's Time · Can He Guess Our SMG4 Characters!? (Akinator) · Mario And The T-Pose Virus · Stupid Mario Paint · The Mario Café · Mario The Ultimate Gamer · SMG4 At Gamescom 2018!
Episodes 435 to 444 Mario SAW · SMG4 Direct (HUGE CHANNEL UPDATE) · The Mario Carnival · THE OFFICIAL SMG4 MERCH REVEAL · Mario The Scam Artist · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 - Official Trailer · Mario And The Spaghetti Ninjas · The Mario Convention! · The Waluigi Arc EXPLAINED · Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
Episodes 445 to 454 Fishy Boopkins Plays VRChat · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 · About WOTFI 2018 and What's Next for SMG4... · Mario's Late! · Pokemon Highschool · If Mario Was In... Starfox (Starlink Battle For Atlas) · So We Tried To Draw Our SMG4 Characters · The Mario Purge · Mario And... The Well · Remaking WOTFI 2018 in Only 30 Minutes
Episodes 455 to 464 Mad Mario · SMG4 DRAWING BATTLE! (Mario, Bowser, Bob, Saiko and Shroomy) · Mario and the Bob Mansion... · SMG4 In Real Life · The Mario Concert · War On Smash Bros Ultimate · META RUNNER TRAILER · Let's Talk About Meta Runner · The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins · SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE (Major Announcement)
Episodes 465 to 471 Mario and The Diss Track · Hitbox: If Smash Bros Ultimate Was Real · Darkest Hour · The Most Important Thing · ALL 75 SMASH ULTIMATE CHARACTER VICTORY POSES (In Real Life!) · What's coming to SMG4 in 2019! · If Mario was in... Deltarune
Season 9
Episodes 472 to 481 Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk · Mario's Big Chungus Hunt · The SMG4 Tour Ultimate Experience · Mario's Hell Kitchen · ALL 9 SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE VIDEOS · Mario's Valentine Advice · The Making Of Tari · Mario Gets Stuck On An Island · Super Challenge 64 · ALL 75 CHARACTER TAUNTS IN SMASH BROS ULTIMATE (In Real Life!) - HITBOX
Episodes 482 to 491 Mario's Prison Escape · Stupid Mario 3D World · Tari's First Game Warp · Mario and the Anime Challenge · 3 Million Subscriber Special Announcement Thing · Mario's Illegal Operation · Mario's Lemonade Stand · All Super Mario 64 Moves In Real Life - HITBOX · The Japan Trip · SEASON 2 MERCH BATTLE!
Episodes 492 to 501 Meggy's Bootcamp · The Mario Showdown · A genuine message to our fans · Mario Saves Anime · The Splatfest Incident · The Inkling Disappearances · 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! · Mario and the Experiment · Tari's Live Stream · World War Mario
Episodes 502 to 511 Final Hours · About the Anime Arc · Mario Does The Chores · Mario Works at McDonalds · Stupid Mario Maker 2 · Always Running · There's Something Up With Meggy... · A Day In The Life Of Everyone · Meta Runner Season 1 - Official Opening · The Tari Abnormality
Episodes 512 to 521 Wrong Warp · Mario Raids Area 51 · Out Of Bounds · If Mario Was in... Minecraft · Welcome to Glitch Productions! · Bad Split · Treasure Hunt With The Bois

Sequence Break · Mario and The Lost City... · Aimbot

Episodes 522 to 531 The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe · Game Plan · The Minecraft Plague · Meta Runner Voice Actors Read Memes · Sans's First Day In Smash Bros · No Clip · If Mario Was Smart · One Shot · Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti · The Run
Episodes 532 to 541 The Big Bad Bully · Shutdown · Untitled Mario Video · WOTFI 2019 ANNOUNCEMENT · Fast Food Fight · Mario vs IT 🤡 · War Of The Fat Italians 2019 · Super Mario Taxi · Boys vs Girls · Video Games I Grew Up With
Episodes 542 to 551 SMG4 Runs Out of Memes · The Weegee Uprising · Tari says UwU and other memes · Meta Runner Season 1 FULL Soundtrack - AJ DiSpirito · My Mario Academia · Why I Dropped Out Of School... TWICE · Little Penguin Lost · 50 Ways To Kill a Zombie · Mario Alone · The Grand Festival
Episodes 552 2019 Was The Biggest Year Of My Life
Season 10
Episodes 553 to 562 Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door · Mario School Club · Bowser Loses Custody Of His Children · Why I Made Mario Dumb · If Mario was in The Sonic Movie · Meggy's Destiny - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER · Mario's Magical TV · Lord Of The Memes · Meggy's Destiny · Mario Commits Tax Fraud
Episodes 563 to 572 The Evolution Of Memes · If Mario Was In Animal Crossing · Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper · Mario's Inside Story · The E G G · Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying · How I Make My Videos · Meggy Moves In · Mario Is Cancelled. · The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4
Episodes 573 to 582 🌽🌽🌽🌽𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷🌽🌽🌽🌽 · Mario The Supreme Leader · War On Beeg SMG4 · Officer Meggy · Mario VS Siren Head · The Demon Among Us · Mario's Spicy Day 🔥 · SSENMODNAR - 3,826,412 SUB SPECIAL · Mario Gets Woke · I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!
Episodes 583 to 592 Stupid Mario Arcade · SMG4 Reacts To Your Meta Runner Memes · The Internet Graveyard · Mario VS Youtube · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 - Official Trailer · Deleted · A Totally Normal SMG4 Episode · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 · My whole life has been leading up to this. · Mario Scratches His Ass
Episodes 593 to 602 If Mario was in... Fall Guys · Food Wars · Stupid Mario 3D All-Stars · If Mario Was AMONG US... · 4 Million Sub Announcement · SMG4 🅴🆇🅿🅰🅽🅳🆂 His Brain · Steve Fights Everyone · If Mario Was In Meta Runner · The Fan Written Episode (4 Mill Sub Special) · TEXTURES NOT FOUND
Episodes 603 to 612 Mario's Corn Trip · War of the Simps · Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour · Mario's Mask Of Madness · Meggy's Part-Time Job · If Mario Was In... Cyberpunk 2077 · Meggy Learns Japanese · SMG4 Christmas Special 2020 · SMG4 2020 COLLAB SPECIAL
Season 11
Overall Episodes 613 to 622 Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo · The Intruder... · The Resurrection · The Melony Felony · Stupid Bowser's Fury · Mario VS Youtubers · The Pursuit of Happiness · My New Adventure. · Nintendo Gets Deleted · Perfectly Balanced.
Overall Episodes 623 to 632 Mario's Bed and Breakfast · The Quest for RTX · If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin · Meggy Answers Your Questions... · Mario Babies · Meggy's Debut Stream! · SMG4's Origins · SMG4's 10 Year Anniversary MOVIE Trailer · 10 Year Anniversary Special · Meggy Reacts To The SMG4 10 Year Anniversary Movie!
Overall Episodes 633 to 642 Mario goes to the dentist · If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2 · Meggy Plays Friday Night Funkin! (SMG4 Mods) · SMG4 Goes Insane · Mario and the VILLAGE · Meggy tells SMG4 about her vacation · The Bed. · Meggy Reacts to E3 Nintendo Direct 2021 (PLS SPLATOON 3 CONTENT) · Into the Dark Web · Mario's Internet Safety
Overall Episodes 643 to 652 Meggy Plays SPLATOON 2 · Stupid Mario Golf · Mario Plays: Unfair Mario · If Mario Was In... Newgrounds · Let’s chat... and maybe sing · The Other Universe · WHAT IF...? · Meggy VS Friday Night Funkin' (HARD MODS) · She's Back! · Mario Plays: Friday Night Funkin
Overall Episodes 653 to 662 If Mario Was In... Anime · Meggy and Wolfychu Answer The Web's Most Searched Questions · The Day HE Arrived. · Doomsday but Mario is Okay · Meggy Plays Super Mario Maker 2 (Unlisted) · Mario and The Backrooms · Mario Plays: Five Nights At Freddy's · MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 (Official Trailer) · The Final Piece
Overall Episodes 663 to 672 Meggy Reacts To The Genesis Arc · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 · Remembering Axol · Mario has a BBQ but he's not invited · Meggy Plays Deltarune Chapter 2 (Unlisted) · If Mario Moves, He Dies · Mario Plays: Deltarune · Announcing My Biggest Project Yet · If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon · Watching the Waluigi Arc cause he now has 0% of ever being in Smash🤡 (Unlisted)
Overall Episodes 673 to 682 To Become A God · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes · What If Mario Had $10,000,000? · Meggy Sings SpoOoOoOoOky Songs (Unlisted) · If Mario Was In.... SQUID GAME · Mario Reacts to Spooky Memes but Dies half way through · Studying for Exams...But you're friends with Mario · Meggy Reacts To Murder Drones (Unlisted) · Mario Does Literally Anything For Views · Streaming Until I Hit 5̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶ 5,100,000 Subscribers
Overall Episodes 683 to 692 Mario Joins Discord · THE 5,000,000 SUB SPECIAL · If Mario Was In... Poppy Playtime · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 2 · Mario Goes To College · Mario Speedruns Super Mario 64 · If Mario Was Spiderman · Mario Suffers Infinite Detention · Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials · SMG4 Christmas Special 2021
Season 12
Overall Episodes 693 to 702 Mario Waits For The Bus · Freddy's Spaghetteria Security Breach · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 3 · All Mario Wants Is Absolute 𝓟 𝓞 𝓦 𝓔 𝓡 · Mario's Bus Trip · Uncanny Mr Mario · Mario Tries Life Hacks · Mario Gets Into NFTs · Mario and The God Box · Mario Reacts To Funny Tik Toks
Overall Episodes 703 to 712 If Mario Was In... ROBLOX · Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass · The Floor is Lava · Absolute Betrayal · REVELATIONS (Cinematic Trailer) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 4 · REVELATIONS · Mario Plays Roblox · If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2 · Welcome To Mario Mart™
Overall Episodes 713 to 722 Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 5 · The Mario Documentary · Mario Goes To The Zoo · Mario Plays Baldi's Basics · Mario Does His Laundry · The Cursed Tapes · Mario Reacts To Anime Memes · SMG4: If Mario Was In... Disney · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 30
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 LOOKING FOR ACTORS · SMG4: Goodbye Meggy · ??? · SMG4 EXPOSED?! I'M ACTUALLY A MONKEY