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Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things is the 174th video made by SMG4, and the second episode in the Guards N' Retards series.
Synopsis
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. They are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory.
Plot
The video opens with Swagmaster and Chris guarding Sergeant Mark's office. Swag starts slacking off. Suddenly, a woman walks by, and Swag falls in love with her "triangle b00bies". He attempts to rape her, but ends up scaring her off. Suddenly, Sergeant Mark comes to them and scolds them. Swag runs after the woman.
On the way, he passes two disgruntled employees. One of which is armed. The armed employee loses his mind and goes on a wild shooting spree. (The people he shoots include his partner, the Po, and other random employees) By the time Chris catches up to Swag, he finds him still in love with the woman's "b00bs". He tries several methods of courting her, with every single one of them failing. Suddenly, the insane gunman from earlier storms down towards Chris, Swag, and the woman. They quickly take cover, but the woman, seeking protection, startles Swag and causes him to shoot and kill her out of panicked self-defense. After the firefight, Chris discovers the body. Suddenly, Mark re-appears, asking them if they had seen his mother. He tells them that she "looks young and has pointy b00bies", much to their shock and horror.
They manage to hide the body long enough that they can sneak it out of the facility. They try to bury it, but are again confronted by Sergeant Mark, who Swag convinces that they are simply throwing the mother a picnic. Worried, the two simply leave the corpse half buried in the snow. They quickly run back into the factory. However, Morgan Freeman, perched atop the entrance, quickly jumps down and puts sprinkles all over the body's breasts, and explodes, lighting the body on fire. After seeing what happened, Swag and Chris decide to go get a burger.
The next day, Swag and Chris are back guarding the sergeant's office, until they are once again approached by Sergeant Mark. Enraged, he tells them that he knows they killed his mother. Swag finally gets fed up and calls the sergeant out, and a short rap battle ensues. When it is done, Swag defeats Mark. However, he says he's still going to arrest Swag and Chris. Suddenly, the crazed gunman reappears, and kills the sergeant with a single swift gunshot to the crotch. Swag then realizes they have no work left, and the video closes with him and Chris having a victorious dance party.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
- Employees
- Kevin debut
- Chang debut
Cameos
Mentioned
Music Used
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- 1:04 - Eazy E - Boyz-n-the-Hood
- 1:53 - DJ Assault - Ass N Titties
- 1:53 - SKRILLEX - Bangarang feat. Sirah
- 2:50 - Kool & The Gang - Get Down On It
- 7:34 - Andrew W.K. - Ready To Die
Trivia
- When Swag Master tells Mark to get a Tic Tac, it may be referencing a scene in the blooper "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Crazy Fighters" when Mario tells the Crazy Toilet Dude to get a Tic Tac.
- The model used for the employee that goes insane and on a shooting spree is Baron Samedi from GoldenEye 007.
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 871 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 872 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 873 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 874 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 875 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 876 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 877 |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |