Guards 'N Retards: Pointy Things is the 173rd video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the second episode in the Guards 'N Retards series.
Transcript
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Plot
The video opens with Swag and Chris guarding a sergeant's office. Swag starts slacking off. Suddenly, a woman walks by, and Swag falls in love with her "triangle b00bies". He attempts to sex her, but ends up scaring her off. Suddenly, the sergeant comes to them, and scolds them. Swag runs after the woman.
On the way, he passes two disgruntled employees, one of which is armed. The armed employee ends up going insane, and starts shooting random people, including his partner, the Tubby Wonka, and other random employees. By the time Chris catches up to Swag, he finds him still in love with the woman's b00bs. He tries several methods of courting her, each failing. Suddenly, the disgruntled employees storms down towards Chris, Swag, and the woman. They quickly take cover, but the woman, seeking protection, startles Swag, causing him to shoot her to death. After the firefight, Chris discovers the body. Suddenly, the sergeant re-appears, asking them if they had seen his mother. He tells them that she "looks young and has pointy b00bies". They manage to hide the body long enough that they can sneak it out of the facility. They try to bury it, but are again confronted by the sergeant, who Swag convinces that they are simply throwing the mother a picnic. Worried, the two simply leave the corpse half buried in the snow. They quickly run back into the factory. However, Morgan Freeman, perched atop the entrance, quickly jumps down and puts sprinkles all over the body's breasts, and explodes, lighting the body on fire.The next day, Swag and Chris are back guarding the sergeant's office, until they are once again approached by the Sergeant. Enraged, he tells them that he knows they killed his mother. Swag finally gets fed up and calls the sergeant out, and a short rap battle ensues. When it is done, Swag defeats the sergeant. However, he says he's still going to arrest Swag and Chris. Suddenly, the disgruntled employee appears again, and kills the sergeant with a single swift gunshot to the balls. Swag then realizes they have no work left, and the video closes with Swag and Chris having a victorious dance party.
Characters
- Swag Master
- Chris
- Morgan Freeman
- Greg
- Crazy Woman (mentioned)
- Tubby Wonka
- Sergeant Mark
- Crazy Employees
- Pointy Boob Lady
Trivia
- When Swag Master tells Mark to get a tic tac, it may be referencing a scene in The Crazy Fighters when Mario tells Crazy Toilet Dude to get a tic tac.
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