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Guards N' Retards: Prisoners is the 186th video made by SMG4, and the third episode in the Guards N' Retards series.
Synopsis
Chris and Swagmaster are promoted to Prison Guards by Sergeant Mark.
Plot
The blooper opens with Chris and Swag chasing after a prisoner. The prisoner pulls out a rifle and shoots Chris, making Swag destroy him with a rocket launcher. Sergeant Mark appears and is impressed with their work (despite the fact they needed to take the prisoner alive), and promotes them to prison guards.
While they are guarding, a prisoner is torn to shreds. A prisoner starts screaming, revealing himself to be Mario, who is begging to be let out. Meanwhile, Wario, in an opposite cell, starts laughing at him. Mario lights Wario on fire, making a second prisoner casualty. Meanwhile, the Crazy Woman kills 12 more prisoners. Suddenly, a cell explodes, and Luigi comes out riding his kart (death staring at the prisoners). He then crashes and explodes, killing another 88 prisoners. While Chris finds himself trapped with an "autistic bear" that is really an angry Teletubby. Swag takes selfies, causing the Teletubby to die of swag overload. Chris says that he's a bad guard, so Swag tries to cheer him up. He brings him a new prisoner named Gavin, and says they're going to make him happy. They think of how to react to Gavin's annoyances, which they do semi-well. When they go back to their post, an Old Man is banging on the cell door. He breaks out and attacks Chris, though Swag is oblivious. Suddenly, Swag notices that a prisoner was missing. Chris and Swag frantically search the facility. Suddenly, the prisoner (Steve) bursts through a wall riding Luigi's kart (which he stole). He runs over Chris and begins speeding towards Swag. Swag moves out of the way at the last second and Steve misses him. Chris and Swag chase after Steve. They corner him, and Swag shoots his tires, which causes him to crash into the wall. Suddenly, Steve hits a ? block and obtains a Star, and flies into the sky while flashing rainbow colors. Swag realizes that they're probably fired for letting the prisoner escape. Swag then suggests they draw penises all over Sergeant Mark's desk, which Chris happily agrees to.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
- Po
- Gavin debut
- Old Man Hobo
- Steve
Cameos
Trivia
- This is the first blooper where the song "Sad Violin" is played.
- This blooper was inspired by R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory.
- A picture of this video was released prior to being uploaded. Uniquely to this blooper, said sneak peek was not on Facebook, Google+, Twitter, or YouTube, but instead on this very Wiki!
- This is the first time Mario characters appear in a "Guards N' Retards" blooper.
- When Luigi is driving in his kart, he makes an angry face at the prisoners. This is a reference to his "Death Stare" from Mario Kart 8, which is very popular on the Internet.
- This is the first Guards N' Retards blooper that isn't being succeeded by a Super Pokeman 64 Blooper.
- The sound playing in the intro when "Guards N' Retards" appears on the screen is the level complete theme from New Super Mario Bros., complete with Mario saying "Thanks, you-so nice!".
- When the Teletubbie is attacking Chris, Swagmaster dances to the song #SELFIE by Chainsmokers.
- When Swagmaster takes a Selfie, he dances spastically which is a popular meme in Goldeneye 007 where you tilt the cartridge, the method SMG4 used is unknown as he uses an emulator (Project 64).
- This blooper is highly connected to R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory.
- This is the first video where Smg4 shows a sneek peek.
- The scene when Swagmaster says "my rofl copter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI" is an obvious reference to Chief's gag from "Arby N' the Chief"
- This is the first Guards N' Retards episode to reach 1M+ views
V · T · E |
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 871 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 872 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 873 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 874 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 875 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 876 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 877 |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |