Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic., often more simply called Swag Magic, is the 254th video released by SMG4, and the sixth episode in the Guards N' Retards series.
Synopsis
Chris Gordman and Swagmaster69696969696 get suspended from their guard duty after many screw-ups. Suddenly, they meet a shady figure named Ivan who says that he can help them get their job back...or not.
Plot
Having been fired from their latest job, Swagmaster and Chris are sulking somewhere, with Swag making a mocking monologue about their "homelessness", despite the fact that it's only been an hour after their suspension. After Swagmaster attacks a woman who called him and Chris "babies" with a bazooka as an example of the anger he felt from his suspension, an annoyed Chris threatens to kill Swag. At that point, they discover a robed man named Ivan. Having learned about their "little dilemma", Ivan offers to help the two, despite Swag's massive distrust of him (Ivan reminds him of child molesters that trick children into getting on their vans with the promise of candy). However, Ivan proceeds to make a joke about wanting their souls, but after Swag tells him he doesn't have a soul (he apparently sold it to a ghost last week for some ice cream), he proceeds to summon a wormhole that sucks both Chris and Swagmaster into it.
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Characters
Main Characters
- Swagmaster6969696969
- Chris Gordman
- Ivan debut/death
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Woman
- Swagmaster69696969696's Mom debut
- Morgan Freeman
- Crystal Maiden
- Elizabeth
- Judith Mossman
- Bonnie the Bunny
- Gourmet Guy
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Mario
- Mario Head
Mentioned
Deaths
- Woman got shot by Swagmaster69696969696's rocket launcher
- Morgan Freeman exploded after Swagmaster69696969696 mistaked him as his mother.
- Sergeant Mark's clones being killed by Shy Guy after Chris throws toast at one of clones.
- Teletubbies' clones got shot by Chris.
- Ivan got shot by Swagmaster69696969696's pingas launcher.
- Sergeant Mark got shot by Swagmaster69696969696.
Trivia
- This video was blocked for copyright reasons, but is now available again.
- The episode seems to reference Undertale, as Chris's dialogue now uses one of the game's fonts.
- It also has a reference to "Earthbound", as Swagmaster69696969696's dialogue uses font similar to Mr. Saturn's from said game
- From this blooper, the Project64 screen definitely changes to 4:3 stretched
- This is the first time Swagmaster appears in a Gmod model.
- At 2:28 in the background Steve is seen outside the window.
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