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Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic. is the 37th episode of Season 5 and the two hundred and fifty fourth overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
. It was aired on December 7, 2015.
Synopsis
Chris Gordman and Swagmaster69696969696 get suspended from their guard duty after many screw-ups. Suddenly, they meet a shady figure named Ivan who says that he can help them get their job back...or not.
Plot
Having been fired from their latest job at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie, Swag and Chris are sulking somewhere, with Swag making a mocking monologue about their "homelessness", despite the fact that it's only been an hour after their suspension. After Swag attacks a woman who called him and Chris the babies with a bazooka as an example of the anger he felt from his suspension, an annoyed Chris threatens to kill Swag. At that point, they discover a robed man named Ivan. Having learned about their "little dilemma", Ivan offers to help the two, despite Swag's massive distrust of him (Ivan reminds him of child kidnappers that trick children into getting on their vans with the promise of candy). However, Ivan proceeds to make a joke about wanting their souls, but after Swag tells him he doesn't have a soul (he apparently sold it to Satan last week for some ice cream), he proceeds to summon a wormhole that sucks both Chris and Swag into it.
Characters
Main Characters
- Swagmaster6969696969
- Chris Gordman
- Ivan debut/death
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
- Sergeant Mark both actual and clones
- Shy Guy
- Chica the Chicken
- Teletubbies
Cameos
- Woman
- Morgan Freeman/Swagmaster69696969696's mother
- Crystal Maiden
- Elizabeth
- Judith Mossman
- Bonnie the Bunny
- Gourmet Guy
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Mario both actual and the clone created by Greg
- Mario Head
Mentioned
Deaths
- Woman got shot by Swag's rocket launcher
- Morgan Freeman exploded after Swag mistaked him as his mother.
- Sergeant Mark's clones being killed by Toast Guy after Chris throws toast at one of clones.
- Teletubbies' clones got shot by Chris.
- Ivan got shot by Swag's pingas launcher.
- Sergeant Mark got shot by Swag.
Trivia
- This video was blocked for copyright reasons, but is now available again.
- The episode seems to reference Undertale, as Chris's dialogue now uses one of the game's fonts.
- It also has a reference to "Earthbound", as Swagmaster69696969696's dialogue uses font similar to Mr. Saturn's from said game
- From this episode, the Project64 screen definitely changes to 4:3 stretched
- This is the first time Swag appears in a Gmod model.
- At 2:28 in the background Steve is seen outside the window.
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
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Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |