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Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages is the 201st video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and the fourth episode in the Guards N' Retards series overall. In this blooper, Chris gets held hostage to what he calls a Swag Party, but Swagmaster69696969696 has not been invited, so he tries to find a way into the party.

Plot

The blooper opens with Chris heading to Sergeant Mark's for an unknown reason. Upon reaching Mark's office, Chris finds him held captive by Butt Ninja and The Terrorist and is held a hostage, hoping that Swagmaster69696969696 would get him out of his situation. Elsewhere, Swagmaster is looking for a beer at a drinks machine and finds only pop: in particular, Coke, Coke Zero, Diet Coke, Sprite and Solo. Believing it's actual drugs, he chooses Coke Zero, only to be asked to pay $1.95 more. Fed up, Swagmaster gives the machine a rocket launcher, causing it to fly through the air and landing and crushing Greg. Swagmaster realizes his mistake and mourns the drink machine, instead Admiral Greg is unsatisfied with the situation. This shows how much Swagmaster doesn't care about his coworkers.

After waiting for Chris and flirting with a female worker, the Terrorist announces his plan to destroy the spaghetti factory starting with Mark and Chris unless it gives him the money vault. But Chris announces that the hostage situation is actually a swag party, hoping that it would trick Swagmaster into coming. It works as Swagmaster is utterly jealous and tries to find their location. However, he comes across an ill-gotten friend in the form of a homosexual whom he met in a gay night club he arrived at due to being drugged, blowing him up with a rocket launcher to avoid speaking to him ever again.

Back at the hostage area, the Terrorist explains why the two are important: Mark is the leader of security, and Chris apparently knows codes to nuclear rockets that Mark accidentally left to him, only for them to turn into Swagmaster's hands thinking it was a porn stash. He is called by Swagmaster on his MLP-theme-ring-toned cell phone to ask how he can get to the swag party, posing as 'Lady McFag', and as he talks to him in a threatening manner, the Terrorist hangs up on him, causing Swagmaster to step up his violence and start shooting up his forces. Chris is confidant that he'll 'be his worst nightmare' until Swagmaster reveals he knew the rocket codes. The Terrorist sends Butt Ninja to retrieve him, as Butt Ninja tricks Swagmaster into eating a shroom. The resulting effects cause him to hallucinate in the setting of the SM64 Bloopers where he meets SMG4 and Mario, who think he is a pedophile and pull a gun on him. Though he claims peace, Luigi arrives, and Swagmaster, thinking he is Greg, attacks him as SMG4 and Mario are blind to the violence before them. When the Terrorist is alerted, he arrives at the drugged Swagmaster as he hallucinates him as Princess Peach. Though he is slapped into being sober again, and falls down in shock, wondering if what he was touching was women or man boobies.

Swagmaster is held at gunpoint by the Terrorist and threatened to give the nuclear rocket codes, but he doesn't remember them at all. Not believing him, he threatens Mark's life, tough Swagmaster only treats him as a hostage sacrifice, as he is shot when he gets the codes wrong. Then when the Terrorist threatens Chris, Swagmaster responds by engorging his big pingas into a fist called the 'Mega Swagalicious Pingas' that punches the Terrorist, who flees. Though he tries, he is then cornered to a wall and blasted into oblivion, possibly killing him. Then the blooper ends with the two of them and Butt Ninja having a swag party, while a dying Mark is drugged with a mushroom and sees Mario dancing naked and says 'Jackpot :D'.

Characters

Mistakes

  • When Chris says "Suprise Mofo" his text is red like Swagmaster69696969696's, instead of white.
  • The Terrorist announces that he wants to know where the facility's money vault is, but later he says that he wants the code for the nucular rockets.

Trivia

  • This is the first time the SM64 layout of the Mushroom Kingdom is featured in a Guards N' Retards blooper.
  • This is the first time SuperMarioGlitchy4Peach and Luigi meet Swagmaster69696969696. This is also the first time Sergeant Mark meets Mario.
  • When the cell phone rings, the ringtone is the 1983 My Little Pony theme song.
    • It's possible that the phone belongs to Chris, as Swagmaster seems to know the number and possibly called him to gain access to the non-existent Swag Party.

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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51 · Episode 52 · Episode 53 · Episode 54 · Episode 55 · Episode 56 · Episode 57 · Episode 58
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 6 · Episode 7 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 8 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 9 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 10
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