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'Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages is the 201st video made by SMG4, and the fourth episode in the Guards N' Retards series overall.
Synopsis
Chris and Sergeant Mark are held hostage, and their only hope for rescue rests in the hands of Swagmaster.
Plot
The blooper opens with Chris heading to Sergeant Mark's for an unknown reason. Upon reaching Mark's office, Chris finds him held captive by Butt Ninja and The Terrorist and is held a hostage, hoping that Swagmaster6969696969 would get him out of his situation. Elsewhere, Swagmaster is looking for a beer at a drinks machine and finds only pop: in particular, Coke, Coke Zero, Diet Coke, Sprite and Solo. Believing it's actual drugs, he chooses Coke Zero, only to be asked to pay $1.95 more. Fed up, Swagmaster gives the machine a rocket launcher, causing it to fly through the air and landing and crushing Greg. Swagmaster realizes his mistake and mourns the drink machine, instead Admiral Greg is unsatisfied with the situation. This shows how much Swagmaster doesn't care about his coworkers.
After waiting for Chris and flirting with a female worker, the Terrorist announces his plan to destroy the spaghetti factory starting with Mark and Chris unless it gives him the money vault. But Chris announces that the hostage situation is actually a swag party, hoping that it would trick Swagmaster into coming. It works as Swagmaster is utterly jealous and tries to find their location. However, he comes across an ill-gotten friend in the form of a homosexual whom he met in a gay night club he arrived at due to being drugged, blowing him up with a rocket launcher to avoid speaking to him ever again.
Back at the hostage area, the Terrorist explains why the two are important: Mark is the leader of security, and Chris apparently knows codes to nuclear rockets that Mark accidentally left to him, only for them to turn into Swagmaster's hands thinking it was a porn stash. He is called by Swagmaster on his MLP-theme-ring-toned cell phone to ask how he can get to the swag party, posing as 'Lady McFag', and as he talks to him in a threatening manner, the Terrorist hangs up on him, causing Swagmaster to step up his violence and start shooting up his forces. Chris is confidant that he'll 'be his worst nightmare' until Swagmaster reveals he knew the rocket codes. The Terrorist sends Butt Ninja to retrieve him, as Butt Ninja tricks Swagmaster into eating a shroom. The resulting effects cause him to hallucinate in the setting of the SM64 Bloopers where he meets SMG4 and Mario, who think he is a pedophile and pull a gun on him. Though he claims peace, Luigi arrives, and Swagmaster, thinking he is Greg, attacks him as SMG4 and Mario are blind to the violence before them. When the Terrorist is alerted, he arrives at the drugged Swagmaster as he hallucinates him as Peach. Though he is slapped into being sober again, and falls down in shock, wondering if what he was touching was women or man boobies.
Swagmaster is held at gunpoint by the Terrorist and threatened to give the nuclear rocket codes, but he doesn't remember them at all. Not believing him, he threatens Mark's life, tough Swagmaster only treats him as a hostage sacrifice, as he is shot when he gets the codes wrong. Then when the Terrorist threatens Chris, Swagmaster responds by engorging his big pingas into a fist called the 'Mega Swagalicious Pingas' that punches the Terrorist, who flees. Though he tries, he is then cornered to a wall and blasted into oblivion, possibly killing him. Then the blooper ends with the two of them and Butt Ninja having a swag party, while a dying Mark is drugged with a mushroom and sees Mario dancing naked and says 'Jackpot :D'.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
Cameos
Error
- When Chris says "Suprise Mofo" his text is red like Swagmaster69696969696's, instead of white.
- The Terrorist announces that he wants to know where the facility's money vault is, but later he says that he wants the code for the nucular rockets.
Trivia
- This is the first time the SM64 layout of the Mushroom Kingdom is featured in a Guards N' Retards blooper.
- This is the first time SMG4, Peach and Luigi meet Swagmaster6969696969. This is also the first time Sergeant Mark meets Mario.
- This is the 200th viewable episode overall.
- The Terrorist mentions the quote "Ah, my ovaries!" before Bob Bobowski's debut in SMG4.
- When the cell phone rings, the ringtone is the 1983 My Little Pony theme song.
- It's possible that the phone belongs to Chris, as Swagmaster seems to know the number and possibly called him to gain access to the non-existent Swag Party. However, knowing Swagmaster, he probably found the phone number by threatening someone.
V · T · E |
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 871 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 872 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 873 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 874 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 875 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 876 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 877 |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |