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− | |title = Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja |
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− | |image = Guards N' Retards the butt ninja |
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− | |imagewidth = 350px |
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|season = 4 |
|season = 4 |
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|number = 8 |
|number = 8 |
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+ | |overall = 166 |
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+ | |image = Guards N' Retards the butt ninja |
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+ | |airdate = February 23th, 2014 |
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|series = [[Guards 'N Retards (series)|Guards N' Retards]] |
|series = [[Guards 'N Retards (series)|Guards N' Retards]] |
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+ | |viewers = 693K+ views |
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− | |airdate = February 23th, 2014 |
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− | |director = [[ |
+ | |director = [[Luke Lerdwichagul]] |
|previous = [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Mario Attorney]] |
|previous = [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Mario Attorney]] |
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'''Guards N' Retards''':<br /> |
'''Guards N' Retards''':<br /> |
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|next = [[Super Pokeman 64: WELCOME TO POKEMANS!]] |
|next = [[Super Pokeman 64: WELCOME TO POKEMANS!]] |
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'''Guards N' Retards''':<br /> |
'''Guards N' Retards''':<br /> |
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+ | [[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things|Pointy Things]] |
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− | [[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things|Pointy Things]]}}'''''Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja''''' is the 166th video made by [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]], and also the first episode of the ''[[Guards N' Retards]]'' series. This is the first video of SMG4 that is made mostly from the video game '''GoldenEye 007''' for the Nintendo 64. |
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+ | }} |
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+ | '''''Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja''''' is the 166th video made by [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]], and also the first episode of the ''[[Guards N' Retards]]'' series. This is the first video of SMG4 that is made mostly from the video game '''GoldenEye 007''' for the Nintendo 64. |
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==Plot== |
==Plot== |
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+ | The video begins with [[Chris Gordman]] complaining about being reassigned to the spaghetti factory. While [[Swagmaster69696969696]] rants about how there weren't any of the sexy ladies he saw on the commercial, Chris reminds him about how they work in a spaghetti factory, much to Swag's disbelief. Another worker, on the other hand, just got a score of 1, causing him to furiously spew in anger. When [[Greg]] investigates the noise, the worker begins to verbally attack him, forcing Greg to retreat. Chris then decides to introduce themselves, but before Swag can finish, a voice announces the arrival of their boss, [[Tubbie Wonka]]. When Swag freaks out, Tubbie Wonka shoots the former, telling him he'll get nothing for his work. |
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==Characters== |
==Characters== |
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− | *[[Chris]] |
+ | *[[Chris Gordman|Chris]] |
*[[Swag Master|Swagmaster69696969696]] |
*[[Swag Master|Swagmaster69696969696]] |
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*[[The Butt Ninja]] |
*[[The Butt Ninja]] |
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*[[Greg]] |
*[[Greg]] |
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*[[Sergeant Mark]] {{cameo}} |
*[[Sergeant Mark]] {{cameo}} |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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*This is the first ever SMG4 video in which [[Mario]] doesn't appear, the second being ''[[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things]]'' and the third being ''[[SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew]]''. |
*This is the first ever SMG4 video in which [[Mario]] doesn't appear, the second being ''[[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things]]'' and the third being ''[[SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew]]''. |
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− | **This is also the only video without [[SMG4]] himself if not counting every blooper before the episode "[[Account Loss]]" and some ''[[Retarded64]]'' episodes. |
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*Swagmaster's real name is unknown. |
*Swagmaster's real name is unknown. |
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− | *This is the only video that shows [[Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory|another video]] in a different perspective. |
+ | *This is the only video that shows [[R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory|another video]] in a different perspective. |
*This is the first episode of a spin-off involving Chris and Swag Master. |
*This is the first episode of a spin-off involving Chris and Swag Master. |
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*This was possibly inspired by the Machinima series "Arby 'n' the Cheif", a series about two action figures in the likenesses of Master Cheif and Arbiter from the HALO series. As Chris and Swag Master, like Arbiter and Cheif, are respectively voiced by Microsoft Mike and Sam, this is also evidenced by the fact that Chris and Arbiter, both voiced by Mike, are the mature ones (albiet Chris is a little bit eccentric on a few occassions) and Master Cheif and Swag Master, both voiced by Sam, are the immature and profane ones. The series ended with Arbiter and Master Cheif commiting suicide, but that's not likely to happen to Swag and Chris. |
*This was possibly inspired by the Machinima series "Arby 'n' the Cheif", a series about two action figures in the likenesses of Master Cheif and Arbiter from the HALO series. As Chris and Swag Master, like Arbiter and Cheif, are respectively voiced by Microsoft Mike and Sam, this is also evidenced by the fact that Chris and Arbiter, both voiced by Mike, are the mature ones (albiet Chris is a little bit eccentric on a few occassions) and Master Cheif and Swag Master, both voiced by Sam, are the immature and profane ones. The series ended with Arbiter and Master Cheif commiting suicide, but that's not likely to happen to Swag and Chris. |
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*Swag's subtitles change from red to orange after he says "Don't be :( Chris, at least you tried". |
*Swag's subtitles change from red to orange after he says "Don't be :( Chris, at least you tried". |
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*Chris' "Shut up grandma" comes from Michael Bay's ''Transformers''. |
*Chris' "Shut up grandma" comes from Michael Bay's ''Transformers''. |
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− | |-|Transcript=[[File:Jdsnhvu.jpg|thumb|259px]]This is the transcript of [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]]'s blooper, [[Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja]]. |
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− | The [[Guards N' Retards]] series often uses both subtitles and voices at the same time. In the case of a discrepancy, the voice will be used in the transcript instead of the subtitles. |
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− | ==Transcript== |
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− | ''(The video starts with [[Chris]] and [[Swagmaster69696969696]]<ref name="swag">Swag for short</ref> guarding a door.)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Holy crap, I can't believe they re-assigned me here. |
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− | '''Swag:''' WHAT THE FACK?! Where are all the sexy ass ladies they said in the commercial?! |
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− | '''Chris:''' You dumbass, you're working in a [[Retarded Spaghetti Factory|spaghetti factory]]. |
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− | '''Swag:''' ''(camera spinning around)'' WHAAAAAAAT? |
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− | This is bullshit! I don't e know why I took this lameass job! I could be banging weed, throwing hippie parties, and naked dancing with the president! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Penis penis penis penis penis!<br />'''Chris:''' SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! |
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− | ''(Cut to a factory worker playing [[wikipedia:Flappy Bird|Flappy Bird]] on his cell phone and losing)'' |
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− | '''Factory worker:''' FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU... |
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− | '''[[Admiral Greg]]:''' ''(walks into room)'' What the hell is going on? |
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− | '''Factory worker (offscreen):''' SHUT UP, GRANDMA! ''(Greg leaves)'' DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE! ''(a Buzzy Beetle is thrown at the door, presumably by the factory worker)'' |
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− | ''(cut to Chris)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' My name's Chris. Since we're working togther<ref name="sic">This typo is present in the video.</ref> I think it might be neccess- |
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− | '''Swag (interrupting Chris):''' Hey, can you take my pants off? |
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− | '''Chris (backs away):''' What the shit? |
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− | '''Swag:''' lol jks,<ref name="jks">Pronounced "jokes".</ref> Chris. You can call me by my utubes name: Swagmaster69696969-<ref>Pronounced "Swagmaster sixty-nine billion six hundred ninety-six million nine hundred sixty-ni-"</ref> |
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− | '''Chris (interrupting):''' Yeah okay, I get it! |
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− | '''Offscreen voice:''' TIME FOR [[Teletubbies|TELETUBBIES]]! TIME FOR TELETUBBIES! |
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− | '''Chris:''' OH CRAP, the boss is coming. Get into position. |
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− | '''Swag:''' Why? What's so scary about the boss? |
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− | ''([[Tubbie Wonka]] walks in)'' |
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− | '''Tubbie Wonka:''' ♫ La-la-la! ♫ |
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− | '''Swag:''' HOLY DICK NUGGETS |
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− | what the FACK IS THAT?! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Swag, what are you?... |
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− | '''Swag:''' STAHP IN THE NAME OF OUR [[God|BELOVED GAWD]] |
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− | STAHP, YOU FATTY WAT |
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− | ''(Tubbie Wonka shoots Swag)'' ahhhhh, AHHHHHHHH! ''(falls to the ground)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' lol |
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− | '''Tubbie Wonka:''' stop messing around and get to work! |
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− | '''Chris:''' YES SIR! |
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− | '''Swag:''' how much am i being paid for this shet |
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− | '''Tubbie Wonka:''' YOU GET, ''NOTHING! (leaves)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' what a butthole |
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− | ''(Swag runs into the bathroom)'' I need to take a pee pee. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA! |
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− | ''(Swag opens a stall only to find [[Morgan Freeman]] in front of the toilet)'' |
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− | '''Morgan Freeman:''' Everyone Poops, as read by Morgan Freeman, and frankly, I just don't give a shit! |
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− | ''(Morgan explodes)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' What the sh*t? |
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− | ''(Swag runs back to Chris)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Dude, there's sum crazy guy women in the toilets |
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− | '''Chris:''' Yeah, well this whole factory is full of mental patients |
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− | ''(Swag is spinning around and making noises)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' ????? (pronounced ess-ess-ess-ess-ess) |
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− | '''Chris:''' What the hell are you doing? |
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− | '''Swag:''' I am so bored.... |
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− | '''Chris:''' Yeah, well that's what you get for choosing a job like this |
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− | ''(gun shots are heard, accompanied by someone screaming)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Wow, what in the world? |
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− | ''([[The Butt Ninja]] runs into view. Cut to long view of the Butt Ninja and then a long view of Chris. The Butt Ninja screeches as he runs away)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! |
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− | '''Swag:''' LOL, good luck with that! |
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− | ''(The Butt Ninja runs down the hall, laughing as Chris chases after him)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Godammit! Slow down! |
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− | ''(Cut to Swag still standing at his post, banging his head to A$$ and Titties)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Oh yeah. Smack it. |
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− | ''(The Butt Ninja runs through the door)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Dude, watch out! |
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− | '''Swag:''' What the hell do you want? AHHHH, ASIAN NINJA WANTS MY TESTICLE! |
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− | ''(The Butt Ninja runs past Swag, knocking him down)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Aarrrrrggghhhh! MYYYYY BALLLS.... |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh sh*t! Swagmaster, are you okay? |
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− | ''(Swag is lying on the floor, seemingly close to death)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Do I f**king look okay, dumba$$? Before I awsumly die, can you do one last thing, Chris? |
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− | '''Chris:''' Seek medical attention? |
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− | '''Swag:''' No. B00bs, Chris, b00bs. Bring them to me quickly. Only b00bs can fix everything. |
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− | ''(Chris shoots him)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' AAAAaaaahhhhh! |
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− | ''(cut to a hallway)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Ninja stealth mode activated. |
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− | ''(Swag pops into view)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' SCHWOP! |
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− | ''(He goes back and forth behind the wall)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Pen!s, pen!s, pen!s! Wooooooo, I am a ninja! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Holy crap, hurry up! |
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− | ''(the Butt Ninja hides behind a wall as Swag runs past)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Where the hell is he? I'm gonna chop off his balls. |
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− | ''(Swag and Chris run down the hall)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Come out, come out, where ever you are! |
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− | ''(Chris sees [[Crazy Woman]] wandering around)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Who is that? |
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− | '''Swag:''' LADY, THERE IS A CRAZY A$$ BUTT NINJA! GOING TO TAKE OUT YOUR BALLS! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Miss, it's not safe to be around here! |
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− | '''Crazy Woman:''' MEET THE OLD MAN AND THE...RAISINS! |
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− | ''(she starts shooting all over the place)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh, Jesus Christ! |
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− | ''(Swag and Chris retreat)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' GODAMMIT CHRIS! |
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− | ''(cut to Swag and Chris stopping to catch their breath)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh god...I think we're safe.... |
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− | '''Swag:''' Why Chris? Why you piss off old people? |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh shut up! |
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− | ''(Chris looks out the window, with the Crazy Woman still wandering around)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' That psycho lady is still there! We need to get past her! |
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− | '''Swag:''' But....how? |
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− | ''(Greg suddenly appears)'' |
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− | '''Greg:''' Hey! You're not supposed to be here! |
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− | '''Swag:''' What does this gay fag want? |
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− | '''Greg:''' I am Admiral Greg. You should be at your post. |
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− | '''Swag:''' NO U! |
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− | '''Greg:''' Excuse me? That's very rude! |
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− | '''Swag:''' WANNA 1V1 ME FAGET? Come at me! |
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− | '''Greg:''' You should learn some manners! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Nipple twist!! |
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− | ''(Swag knocks Greg down)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Shut up, Greg. |
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− | '''Greg:''' Aaargh! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Hey Greg, there's an elderly person outside who needs help! |
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− | '''Greg:''' Greg is here to help! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Nipple twist!! |
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− | ''(Swag knocks Greg down again. Cut to Crazy Woman aiming her gun)'' |
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− | '''Crazy Woman:''' MEET THE OLD MAN AND THE... |
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− | '''Greg:''' Hello m'am! Can I help you? |
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− | '''Crazy Woman:''' RAISINS! |
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− | ''(Greg screams as the crazy lady shoots him while Swag and Chris make their escape)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' LOL douchebag! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh great... |
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− | '''Swag:''' Now what smart a$$? |
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− | '''Chris:''' We find and punish that ninja! |
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− | ''(Swag is humping Chris)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' In the balls! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Shut up, Swagmaster! And stop humping me! |
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− | '''Swag:''' In the balls! Wait what? No homo. |
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− | '''Chris:''' We'll split up, OK? |
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− | '''Swag:''' Butt ninja, where are you? |
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− | ''(Cut to Chris running down the hall)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Wait! |
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− | ''(Chris sees someone that looks like the Butt Ninja)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Aha! Got you! STOP RIGHT THERE MOFO! |
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− | ''(Chris knocks the person down)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Surprise buttsex! |
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− | ''(Chris realizes that he just knocked out Morgan Freeman)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh, what the f**k?! |
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− | '''Morgan Freeman:''' Tity sprinkles. ''(his eye tings)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' WUT!? |
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− | ''(Morgan explodes on Chris. Meanwhile, Swag catches up to the Butt Ninja)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Ah. We meet again, butt ninja! |
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− | ''(Cut to long view of the Butt Ninja)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' This is why they call me Swag master. Swag mode: activate! |
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− | ''(Swag starts raving and using his swag at the Butt Ninja, who eventually joins him in dancing)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. SO. MUCH. SWAG. |
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− | '''Chris:''' WHAT THE MOTHER DUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Swag ''(unintelligible)'' God dammit Chris! You screwed up my swag! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Well sh*t! I thought you were called Swag Master just cause you wanted friends. |
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− | '''Swag:''' That's bullsh*t! I have friends! Butt Ninja is my friend! |
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− | ''(Butt Ninja shoots him)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' AH JESUS CHRIST! |
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− | '''Chris:''' OH NO! He's getting away! Get that motherf**ker! |
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− | '''Swag:''' For the mother lands! |
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− | ''(Butt Ninja runs around the corner)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' He has to be around here! |
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− | ''(Swag runs up to the factory worker from before, still playing Flappy Bird.)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Hey you! Have you seen a ninja that likes to touch butts? |
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− | ''(The factory worker dies)'' |
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− | '''Worker:''' FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Wow...OK then... |
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− | '''Chris:''' Oh there he is!!! Why are you here? Just tell us! |
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− | ''(Greg reappears)'' |
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− | '''Greg:''' I'm back b*tches! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Shut up, Greg. |
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− | ''(Swag nipple twists Greg yet again)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Come on, Swag. We are almost ther- |
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− | ''(Chris notices Morgan Freeman in the window)'' |
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− | '''Morgan Freeman:''' I can smell you.'' (his eye tings again)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Ahh sh*t! |
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− | ''(Morgan explodes)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Dammit...we lost him...again. |
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− | '''Swag:''' Don't be :(<ref>Pronounced "sad face"</ref> Chris. At least you tried. |
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− | '''Chris:''' Wow, really? That might be the nicest thing you've said. |
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− | '''Swag:''' Lol jks, you're a faget, Chris. |
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− | ''(Chris stares at Swag in disbelief. The Butt Ninja disappears around the bend)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' Hey! Did you see that? |
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− | '''Swag:''' God! Screw this Nintendo game! |
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− | ''(Chris and Swag enter the bathroom)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' He's in here somewhere... |
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− | '''Swag:''' Hello anyone? |
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− | ''(Swag opens up a stall)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Just poop lol. Maybe this one? |
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− | ''(He opens the next one, only to find Crazy Woman in there)'' |
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− | '''Crazy Woman:''' RAISINS! |
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− | '''Swag:''' OH SH*T NO! How about this? |
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− | ''(He opens the third stall, only to have someone scream at him)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Hey nice underwear. |
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− | '''Chris (staring up at the air vents):''' Oh crap... |
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− | '''Swag:''' What?...Oh...Boost me up! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Why? He's probably already gone. |
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− | '''Swag:''' Just do it faget! |
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− | ''(Swag is now in the air vent)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' Wow! It smells like my house in here! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Is the butt ninja up there? |
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− | '''Swag:''' There aren't any balls or butts to touch in here... |
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− | ''(Cut to a factory worker talking with [[Sergeant Mark]])'' |
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− | '''Factory Worker:''' Sir, want to try the new rat killers we installed in the air vents? |
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− | '''Mark:''' Lawl, do it cause I'm a faget! |
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− | ''(Swag gets burnt)'' |
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− | '''Swag:''' AHHHHH!! ERFAHHHH! SH*T SH*T SH*T! |
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− | ''(Cut to Swag and Chris back at their post)'' |
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− | '''Chris:''' He he, sorry about that! |
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− | '''Swag:''' Shut the f**k up! |
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− | '''Chris:''' Hey come on! Today's your first day! We had fun, right? |
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− | '''Swag:''' Oh yeah, being burnt, getting ninja aids, and losing swag was fun... |
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− | '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, deal with it. This is your job now... |
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Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript
Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript |
Template:BG/General Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja is the 166th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and also the first episode of the Guards N' Retards series. This is the first video of SMG4 that is made mostly from the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.
Plot
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The video begins with Chris Gordman complaining about being reassigned to the spaghetti factory. While Swagmaster69696969696 rants about how there weren't any of the sexy ladies he saw on the commercial, Chris reminds him about how they work in a spaghetti factory, much to Swag's disbelief. Another worker, on the other hand, just got a score of 1, causing him to furiously spew in anger. When Greg investigates the noise, the worker begins to verbally attack him, forcing Greg to retreat. Chris then decides to introduce themselves, but before Swag can finish, a voice announces the arrival of their boss, Tubbie Wonka. When Swag freaks out, Tubbie Wonka shoots the former, telling him he'll get nothing for his work.
Characters
- Chris
- Swagmaster69696969696
- The Butt Ninja
- Tubbie Wonka
- Random guy 1
- Random guy 2
- Mechanic Cameo
- Crazy Woman
- Morgan Freeman
- Greg
- Sergeant Mark Cameo
- Greg Cameo
Trivia
- This is the first ever SMG4 video in which Mario doesn't appear, the second being Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things and the third being SM64: The BattleToads Justice Crew.
- Swagmaster's real name is unknown.
- This is the only video that shows another video in a different perspective.
- This is the first episode of a spin-off involving Chris and Swag Master.
- This was possibly inspired by the Machinima series "Arby 'n' the Cheif", a series about two action figures in the likenesses of Master Cheif and Arbiter from the HALO series. As Chris and Swag Master, like Arbiter and Cheif, are respectively voiced by Microsoft Mike and Sam, this is also evidenced by the fact that Chris and Arbiter, both voiced by Mike, are the mature ones (albiet Chris is a little bit eccentric on a few occassions) and Master Cheif and Swag Master, both voiced by Sam, are the immature and profane ones. The series ended with Arbiter and Master Cheif commiting suicide, but that's not likely to happen to Swag and Chris.
- While the original guard who said "titty sprinkles" was only voiced by Morgan Freeman, in this blooper he actually is Morgan Freeman.
- In the scene where Swagmaster confronts the Butt-Ninja, the font color describing his words are brown, like Morgan Freeman's, when it should be red.
- In two scenes, a factory worker can be seen playing "Flappy Bird", a short-lived game made famous by its rage-inducing gameplay. However, the gameplay shown was that of the PC version (hence the "Tap Space to Continue" rather than "Tap to Continue"), because the game was quickly pulled from the App Store due to the fact the creator was recieving death-threats from raging players.
- Swag's subtitles change from red to orange after he says "Don't be :( Chris, at least you tried".
- Chris' "Shut up grandma" comes from Michael Bay's Transformers.
Notes
"I have absolutely no idea what's going on." |
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