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Guards N' Retards: The Vacation is the second episode of Season 8 and the TBA overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

It is also the eighth episode of the Guards N' Retards series and the latest episode in the series. It was aired on January 13, 2018.

Synopsis

Your two favorite spaghetti factory guards are BACK. Swagmaster69696969696 and Chris have been on vacation for the past year and they've caused nothing but trouble since they've been gone.

Plot

The Glitchy Boy logo plays out as normal. However, just as the cap of SMG4 shows up, Swagmaster69696969696 showed up and shot the cap away because he found it disgusting. He then told the viewers that they thought that he could be gotten rid off but it could not happen and ordered the Guards N' Retards intro to play. Once the intro ended, Swag wanted to explain why both he and Chris were absent for most of the past videos by SMG4. He then started his story at the airport.

At the airport, Swag was excited about his vacation while Chris sighed because he rarely got vacations, and the one time he had one, he had to spend it with Swag. He thought Chris was with him because he was gay for him but Chris stated that it was only because he was required by law to supervise Swag so that he did not blow anything up. That just led Swag to keep believing his original answer. Chris decided that they must not waste any more time and took Swag to the security screening portion of the airport. When they got there, Swag put their luggage for scanning and joked on how the guards would not find a bomb in the luggage, shocking Chris. Naturally, the alarm went off and when the airport security searched through the luggage, they found an RPG-7. Thinking quickly, he pinned the blame on Chris and made a run for it, leaving him to deal with the airport security.

After landing at Miami, Swag commented on how the airport security liked him which was why they managed to even fly in the first place but Chris corrected him saying it was only because he managed to convince them that he was a mental patient. Swag wasted no time and was already in a taxi, telling Chris to stop kissing up to him and to get in. On their way to the hotel, Swag hoped that it would a 5-star hotel with a penthouse view of the city along with butlers and hookers, hooker butlers, and golden toilets. Chris said it was ridiculous but as usual, Swag kept his hopes of a golden toilet high, as well as a great hotel. Once they got to a rundown part of Miami, they entered the hotel, which disgusted and disappointed Swag. Chris, however, said that it was because they could not spend much money on hotels, stated that the place was already fine as it is, and reassured that they would not spend much time in the hotel room. Swag then suggested the beaches or the nightclubs, which Chris liked the idea.

At the beach, Swagmaster entered it but not before singing a song about his swag (a parody of "Staying Alive" by Bee Gees) despite protest from Chris who afterward wanted someone to come to adopt Swagmaster so he did not have to suffer any longer. Swagmaster then suggested the 10-hour remix of his song, which caused Chris to disappear from him. He could later be seen relaxing at the beach and liked how Swagmaster was not nearby. Sadly for him, Swagmaster was standing above him and after a while, got enraged when Swagmaster dropped ice cream on him. Chris told him to go play in the ocean but although Swagmaster initially refused due to what he saw in Shark Tale, quickly changed his mind when Chris indicated that a woman in bikini swimming winked at him, finally giving Chris the peace of mind that he needed.

Swagmaster approached the woman and asked a very cheesy pickup line, but that failed. Soon after, she screamed that the receding tides were pulling her away from the beach. A lifeguard noticed what happened and rushed to save her but Swagmaster shot him, wanting to be the one to save her. However, at that moment, he forgotten that he could not swim and when he got into the water, he started flailing in it, causing him to use the woman as a life preserver. That did not last and soon, both of them drowned.

Later on, Swagmaster woke up to see Chris reviving him. He was shocked at what Chris looked like he was doing, although Chris was pleased that he did not have to pay for his funeral. Suddenly, the lifeguard from before came back with a vengeance for what happened just now. Swagmaster decided it was best to run from him, causing Chris to run with him too. They soon reached a gas station and saw a car, although the owner was refilling the car. Swagmaster tried to convince the owner to leave his car because Godzilla was attacking the city, but it did not work. Seeing that the lifeguard was closer, he punched the owner and took Chris who protested what he was doing before driving away, leaving the angry lifeguard even more.

Chris was worried that whatever Swagmaster did would cause them to go to jail. He shrugged it off, saying that it was needed to save Chris from the lifeguard and asked for a thank you. Sirens could suddenly be heard and when Chris turned to see what made the sound, which was made by the police, he gave Swagmaster a thank you for making them fugitives. He was about to say "You're welcome" but then realized what Chris meant. He assured Chris that his GTA V skills would come in handy in shaking them off, which he did to destroy a police car and "give 10 points to Gryffindor". Seeing how insane Swagmaster was, Chris wrestled with him for control of the car, which resulted in a crash near some shops.

Swagmaster, who was fine asked for how well he did, while Chris, who was feeling dizzy from the impact, felt like strangling Swagmaster for what happened just now. The police were suddenly catching up to them so Swagmaster wanted to hide them in the shops. Chris suggested getting out of there which Swagmaster responded with turning himself in. Chris decided hiding in the costume shop was a much better idea. The police soon had the entrance surrounded and waited for them to come out. Soon enough, a Swagmaster-lookalike lady came out and was confused as to why there were so many policemen waiting before getting gunned down and finished their jobs. After a while, the two guards came out of the shop with Swagmaster commenting on what they did to the poor woman.

Swagmaster now wanted to hit the nightclubs but Chris rather wanted to return to the hotel room. Swagmaster wanted Chris to have some fun in the nightclubs but it did not work. He tried calling out a semi-random name, Christan J. Rodriguez, but that did not work with Chris even commenting on how that was not his name. Swagmaster then tried asking Chris who would be his wingman, which Chris replied saying that even if Swagmaster paid him, he would still not be his wingman. He then tried to ask who would be the ugly friend that would make Swagmaster look like a sexy mofo but Chris was gone. Swagmaster then tried again and span around saying, "Come onnnn, Chris", but Chris vented his frustration over what happened during the vacation. With one final attempt, Swagmaster told Chris that he was pregnant with his child, which just resulted in Chris gone, leaving Swagmaster alone.

Back in the hotel, Chris liked how the walk back alone was the best part of the vacation and hoped that Swagmaster would either be drunk in the gutters or arrested. While trying to sleep, he realized that he might have gone too far as Swagmaster just wanted some fun. Suddenly, Swagmaster busted into the room with a crate full of beer as Chris refused to go out to the party, he brought the party here. Chris decided it was the best idea Swagmaster came up with. The following day, Chris felt wasted while Swagmaster, feeling super fine, wanted to party again. Then there was a knock on the door. Thinking it was room service, Chris got Swagmaster to open the door. Turned out it was a policeman waiting to arrest Swagmaster. He quickly closed the door and suddenly felt drunk.

The episode then ends with Swagmaster explaining why they were gone for the whole year before starting the episode.

Characters

Major Characters

Minor Characters

Cameos

Music used

  • 00:12 – Happy Chiptune 2, Josif Habib
  • 00:37 – On The Mend, Theme Hosptal
  • 00:53 – Foolish Bowser, Mario Party 3
  • 01:08 – Control, Goldeneye 007
  • 01:43 – Let’s Go!, Mario Party 7
  • 02:01 – Koopa’s Tycoon Town, Mario Party 8
  • 02:31 – Adventure Awaits, Mario Party 7
  • 02:58 – Staying Alive, The Bee Gees
  • 03:26 – Snow Road, Paper Mario
  • 03:38 – Gelato Beach, Super Mario Sunshine
  • 03:56 – Island (Day), Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 04:24 – Careless Whisper, George Michael
  • 04:40 – Gunning For Danger, Spongebob
  • 05:04 – Delfino Airstrip, Super Mario Sunshine
  • 05:22 – Hooktail Battle, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
  • 06:11 – O.K. House, Jet Set Radio
  • 06:38 – Chasing Cars 4, Andrea Ericson
  • 07:18 – Goldenrod City, Pokemon Heart Gold & Soul Silver
  • 07:39 – Bubblaine, Mario Odyssey
  • 07:51 – Blue Night, Magnus Ringblom
  • 08:15 – Forgotten Trails, Jon Bjork
  • 08:40 – Eterna City, Pokemon Diamond & Pearl
  • 09:00 – (Runaway Five Music, Earthbound, needs verification)
  • 09:19 – Gabbag, Duke Nukem Total Meltdown
  • 09:32 – Morning Mood, Edvard Grieg

Trivia

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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: the 1337 p0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 465 to 474 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 26 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 27 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 28 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 30
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