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Guards N' Retards, often called GNR for short, and sometimes in a full form Guards and Retards, is a series of videos created by Luke Lerdwichagul on the year 2014 which is based on the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64. It follows the lives of Chris and Swagmaster69696969696, two guards who work at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie and get into crazy adventures and stuff. The series is much less popular and less famous than his Super Mario 64 Bloopers and Sonic the Derphog, although it has been around for quite some time. It was eventually merged with the main SMG4 series starting with SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape.

Videos

Episodic

The Guards N' Retards series started in February 2014 and currently has eight episodes.

No. In Series	Title Card	Title	Airdate

1		"The Butt Ninja"	February 23, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. This is a little crappy(according to everyone) series i made just so i can make it a bit more diverse.

2		"Pointy Things"	April 6, 2014
come on a misadventure with these two chris and swagmaster69696969. guards of a spaghettti factory and victims of many stupid empolyees. today they go after boobies. there's also a douche named sergeant mark but hyou don't need to worry about him. what will happen?

3		"Prisoners"	June 29, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today they have been promoted to a new job! prison guards. how will this turn out? visit my facebook!

4		"Swag Party Hostages"	October 12, 2014
Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today...Oh no chris has been taken hostage! oh wait i mean its a swag party and swagmaster aint invited. aww hell no! he's gonna find his way into that party.

5		"Le Train Breach"	April 12, 2015
Meet Swagmaster69696969 and Chris, two everyday guards who are quite the odd couple together and both who go on plenty of weird misadventures together. The two guards are on board a train where an important item is in the process of being stolen...(i know not many of you watch this series but some feedback would be nice)

6		"Swag Magic."	December 7, 2015
Join 2 crappy guards: swagmaster6969696 and chris on weird fun adventures as they attempt to do their jobs as guards of a spaghetti factory: this time they have been suspended and a shady figure, ivan says he can help...(but he doesn't really)

7		"Da Bomb"	November 20, 2016
After almost a year, Chris and SWAGMASTER are back in action. These two guards will do whatever it takes to stop their beloved spaghetti factory from being blown up. If you're new to this series let me know what you think!

8		"The Vacation"	January 13, 2018
Your two favourite spaghetti factory guards are BACK. Swagmaster and Chris have been on vacation for the past year and they've caused nothing but trouble since they've been gone.

Shorts

The series currently has one short.

No. In Series	Title Card	Title	Airdate

1		"Job Hunting"	September 6, 2017
Welcome back swagmaster69696969 and Chris as they try to find themselfves new jobs...but where will they end up?

Trivia

Guards N' Retards is one of two miniseries by SMG4 (the other being Sonic the Derphog) to not have the Mario characters as the main stars (although Mario characters do appear in most episodes).
All of the main characters on the series are voiced using text-to-speech programs; these include Speakonia and GoAnimate.
The series is based off the popular Machinima series Arby n' the Chief. The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of Arby n' the Chief. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "n'"

Gallery

Others

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-|director = Luke Lerdwichagul only (2014 to 2016)<br>[[Kevin Lerdwichagul]] and Luke Lerdwichagul (from 2016 onwards)
+|director = Luke Lerdwichagul
-|producer = Luke Lerdwichagul
+|producer = [[Kevin Lerdwichagul]]
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+|animation = Glitch Productions
+|release = February 23, 2014
-'''''{{PAGENAME}}''''', often called '''''GNR''''' for short, and sometimes in a full form '''''Guards and Retards''''', is a series of [[Full List of Bloopers|videos]] created by [[Luke Lerdwichagul]] on the year 2014 which is based on the video game ''GoldenEye 007'' for the Nintendo 64. It follows the lives of [[Chris]] and [[Swagmaster69696969696]], two guards who work at [[Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie]] and get into crazy adventures and stuff. The series is much less popular and less famous than his [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers]] and [[Sonic the Derphog]], although it has been around for quite some time.
+}}
+'''''{{PAGENAME}}''''', often called '''''GNR''''' for short, and sometimes in a full form '''''Guards and Retards''''', is a series of [[List of videos|videos]] created by [[Luke Lerdwichagul]] on the year 2014 which is based on the video game ''GoldenEye 007'' for the Nintendo 64. It follows the lives of [[Chris Gordman|Chris]] and [[Swagmaster69696969696]], two guards who work at [[Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie]] and get into crazy adventures and stuff. The series is much less popular and less famous than his [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers]] and [[Sonic the Derphog]], although it has been around for quite some time. It was eventually merged with the main SMG4 series starting with [[SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape]].
 ==Videos==
 ===Episodic===
 The ''Guards N' Retards'' series started in February 2014 and currently has eight episodes.
+{{Episodeheading2}}
-#[[Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja|The Butt Ninja]]
+{{Episodelist2
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things|Pointy Things]]
+|1
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Prisoners|Prisoners]]
+|[[File:NoImage.png|140px]]
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages|Swag Party Hostages]]
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach|Le Train Breach]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja|The Butt Ninja]]"
+|February 23, 2014
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.|Swag Magic.]]
+|Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. This is a little crappy(according to everyone) series i made just so i can make it a bit more diverse.
-#[[Guards N' Retards: Da bomb|Da Bomb]]
+}}
-#[[Guards N' Retards: The Vacation|The Vacation]]
+{{Episodelist2
+|2
+|[[File:NoImage.png|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things|Pointy Things]]"
+|April 6, 2014
+|come on a misadventure with these two chris and swagmaster69696969. guards of a spaghettti factory and victims of many stupid empolyees. today they go after boobies. there's also a douche named sergeant mark but hyou don't need to worry about him. what will happen?
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|3
+|[[File:Guards n Retards- Prisoners.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Prisoners|Prisoners]]"
+|June 29, 2014
+|Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today they have been promoted to a new job! prison guards. how will this turn out? visit my facebook!
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|4
+|[[File:NoImage.png|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages|Swag Party Hostages]]"
+|October 12, 2014
+|Meet chris and swagmaster69696969669. they are two guards guarding a spaghetti factory. today...Oh no chris has been taken hostage! oh wait i mean its a swag party and swagmaster aint invited. aww hell no! he's gonna find his way into that party.
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|5
+|[[File:Guards n Retards- Le Train Breach.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach|Le Train Breach]]"
+|April 12, 2015
+|Meet Swagmaster69696969 and Chris, two everyday guards who are quite the odd couple together and both who go on plenty of weird misadventures together.
+The two guards are on board a train where an important item is in the process of being stolen...(i know not many of you watch this series but some feedback would be nice)
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|6
+|[[File:Guards n Retards- Swag Magic.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.|Swag Magic.]]"
+|December 7, 2015
+|Join 2 crappy guards: swagmaster6969696 and chris on weird fun adventures as they attempt to do their jobs as guards of a spaghetti factory: this time they have been suspended and a shady figure, ivan says he can help...(but he doesn't really)
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|7
+|[[File:Guards n Retards- Da Bomb.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: Da bomb|Da Bomb]]"
+|November 20, 2016
+|After almost a year, Chris and SWAGMASTER are back in action. These two guards will do whatever it takes to stop their beloved spaghetti factory from being blown up. If you're new to this series let me know what you think!
+}}
+{{Episodelist2
+|8
+|[[File:Guards n Retards- The Vacation.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[Guards N' Retards: The Vacation|The Vacation]]"
+|January 13, 2018
+|Your two favourite spaghetti factory guards are BACK. Swagmaster and Chris have been on vacation for the past year and they've caused nothing but trouble since they've been gone.
+}}
 ===Shorts===
 The series currently has one short.
+{{Episodeheading2}}
-#[[GnR Shorts: Job Hunting|Job Hunting]]
+{{Episodelist2
+|1
+|[[File:GnR Shorts - Job Hunting.jpg|140px]]
+|"[[GnR Shorts: Job Hunting|Job Hunting]]"
+|September 6, 2017
+|Welcome back swagmaster69696969 and Chris as they try to find themselfves new jobs...but where will they end up?
+}}
 ==Trivia==
 *Guards N' Retards is one of two miniseries by SMG4 (the other being [[Sonic the Derphog]]) to not have the Mario characters as the main stars (although Mario characters do appear in most episodes).
 *All of the main characters on the series are voiced using text-to-speech programs; these include ''Speakonia'' and ''GoAnimate''.
-*The series is based off the popular Machinima series ''Arby n' the Chief''. The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of ''Arby n' the Chief''. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "n' "
+*The series is based off the popular Machinima series ''Arby n' the Chief''. The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of ''Arby n' the Chief''. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "''n<nowiki>'</nowiki>''"
 ==Gallery==