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"I think i'm having a stroke." |
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[Mr beast video plays]
SMG4:It's so obvious
SMG4:Why didn't I think of it before
SMG4:In the video, we're gonna press Mario in a hydraulic press!
1-100 YEAR OLDS FIGHT TO THE DEATH![]
IN THIS CHALLENGE
Different people of all ages
FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!
Which age is the mightiest?
Old man: I crapped myself
3
2
1
Go
BABY MARIO uses INTERNET DISEASES
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
OLD MAN used ARTHRITIS
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
GAME!
FACE YOUR FEARS CHALLENGE[]
For this challenge!
Each contestant will have to
Face their greatest fear!
If you win
You get a free big mac coupon!
mario's GREATEST FEAR
gym trainers
bob's GREATEST FEAR
charities
Homeless Charity
Toad: Hello sir, are you wanting to donate to the homeless?
bOB: I...uh...I...well....Come on bob...you can do this
SMG3'S GREATEST FEAR:
SMG3: Nothing scares me! I'm too much of a chad to fear anything
SMG4: I'll be the case of that
HUNTED BY GOOMBAS FOR 24 HOURS![]
SMG4: In this challenge, Meggy must survive being hunted for 24 hours by Goombas!
Meggy: That's it? Measly little goombas? HAH! I can deal with a few dozen Goombas-
SMG4: One MILLION Goombas to be exact!
Meggy: ...excuse me?
LAST PERSON TO LEAVE THE CIRCLE - IN A BURNING HOUSE![]
SMG4: In this challenge, everyone will stay in the circle of a burning house! Whoever's the last to leave gets my autograph!
(everyone in the circle other than SMG4 flat out leave)
SMG4: Looks like I wiiiin!
(he celebrates as the house comes down)
$1 VS. $1,000,000 GUN CHALLENGE[]
(Throughout this segment, Melony is holding a minigun ($1,000,000), while Boopkins is holding a toy gun which costs $1.)
SMG4: In this challenge, we'll see how a one dollar gun is going to pair up against a million dollar gun!
(Melony and Boopkins stare like it's a Wild West showdown. Camera pans to Melony.)
Melony: Bang...
(Melony starts to go loose with the minigun. Boopkins runs away from her. Boopkins stops and shoots what appears to be a cork piece to Melony's head. It hits Melony's head.)
(In an anime like dramatic sequence, Melony, realizing she's hit, drops her minigun and starts to fall)
Melony: You... got me, partner.
Boopkins: OH NO, MELONY!
Melony: Boopkins... (she coughs violenty) come... closer. I need... I need...
Boopkins: What do you need?!
(and here is Melony's last words... not really, we all know she's not dead actually)
Melony: Macaroni... with the chicken strips.
(Melony dies. What a sad anime moment.)
Boopkins: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(SMG4, in disappointment, pounds his head to the camera once... before spazzing out)
WHO CAN SPEND THE LONGEST BURIED ALIVE CHALLENGE![]
(Eggdog and Beeg SMG4 are finishing up burying the SMG4 gang. Then, an ice cream truck appears.)
Eggdog and Beeg SMG4: (gasps) ICE CREAM TRUCK!
(they roll to the truck offscreen while the SMG4 gang is stuck being buried)
Meggy: Okaaay... I'm starting to feel claustrophobic! ...Can I get out please?
(brief silence until...)
Mario: I can't feel my pingas.
EXTREME TRICK SHOT CHALLENGE[]
(SMG3 and Tari are at the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris)
SMG3: IN THIS CHALLENGE, YOU HAVE TO HIT THIS BALL INTO THAT CUP.
(pan to the cup being down on the ground)
SMG3: Or... (he pulls out the Remover gun and a rubber ducky) ...your rubber ducky goes bye bye!
Tari: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT?!
(a timer appears showing 15 seconds)
(Tari starts to panic before Clench, her robotic arm, talks to her)
Clench: Relax buttercup! Aren't you forgetting you have the most super duper spectacular chad arm with the power of VIDEO GAMES ON ITS SIDE?!
(Clench snaps his fingers, transforming Tari into an extreme version as Heavy from TF2)
(after all that, the Wii Sports golf figures appears, with Tari using the Driver to make the trick shot. She hits it... and it doesn't work, with the ball getting hit slow.)
R.I.P. 1004 yards to go
(Tari is in shock and so is SMG3... but not for long)
SMG3: Shame!
(he shoots the duck)
ROB THE FEDERAL BANK OF AMERICA CHALLENGE[]
(cut to Federal Bank of America being surrounded by police and the SWAT team)
Hal Monitor: GO! GO! GO!
(but rather than SMG4 narrating the challenge, it's taken over by Bob)
Bob: For this challenge, you will have to work together to ROB THE FEDERAL BANK OF AMERICA!
(Melony sprays the water gun to Hal Monitor. He backs away from it. Also not to mention, the SMG4 gang are wearing masks.)
Melony: STAY BACK! WE HAVE HOSTAGES!
(Meggy and Tari are making sure the hostages don't escape.)
Mario: Put the money in my ass!
(Meggy and Tari look at Mario like "WTF did he say?")
Mario: PUT IT IN!!!
(Meanwhile, with the others)
SMG3: Kaboom...
(the explosive devices do their thing, opening the vault door. Bob and Boopkins get in to grab the money.)
(As the robbery intensifies, Meggy realizes something and takes off her mask)
Meggy: Dude, wait, wait, ho-hold on. Wait a second.
(Everyone else stops what they're doing)
Meggy: What the hell are we even doing? SMG4, WHAT KIND OF A CHALLENGE IS THIS?!
(He pops up with the book in his hands)
SMG4: I don't remember writing this challenge down... (he turns the pages) who came up with this dumb idea?!
(Then. everyone turns around to look at Bob. And that's when Meggy and the others are NOT happy about this.)
Bob: Err....looks like you uh....failed the...try not to get trolled but Bob gets to still keep all the money chal-
Hal Monitor (in the background): Hands in the air!
(Hal Monitor tackles Bob to the ground. A parody of GTA V's Wasted rank goes to "Dumbass" for Bob)
DUMBASS
ELECTRIC CHAIR CHALLENGE[]
(Cut to Jail)
SMG4: So thanks to Bob...the final extreme challenge we'll be doing... (cut to him in the electric chair) ...IS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR CHALLENGE!
(He panics, and so does everyone else as Hal Monitor starts to press the button. Melony is sleeping while everyone else is at a frenzy of getting out of here. Then, a notification pops up on SMG4's phone. He checks it and his eyes go out and in)
SMG4: GUYS! WE DID IT! WE BEAT MR BEAST IN VIEWS!
(A profile showing SMG4 reaching 1 billion subscribers and also having 100M views in the Extreme Trick Shot challenge and Stranded at Sea Challenge EXTREME)
(Everyone cheers, other than Hal Monitor)
SMG4: WE HAVE THE BIGGEST CHANNEL ON YOU- (then he notices something) -oh wait hold on it's just viewbots.
(SMG4 shakes his phone and sees that there was indeed viewbots on the channel. Going from 1 billion to about 10 subscribers, same goes to the views in the videos)
(Everyone becomes unamused, especially SMG4 and Meggy.)
SMG3: Welp, put me out of my misery please.
(The whole gang is electrocuted to death)