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If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2, sometimes referred to as If Mario was in TF2, is a blooper created by SMG4. In this blooper, Mario encounters the cast of Team Fortress 2 after being mistaken for a member of the RED Team.

Synopsis

Heavy Weapons Guy, thinking that Mario is part of RED, took Mario to the world of Team Fortress 2, where there is a war between RED and BLU, and the main objective for one team is to capture the enemy team's intelligence (contained in a briefcase). Now Mario will have to play along, even though it will end in a retarded way.

Plot

Mario finds a spaghetti vending machine, and is overjoyed about it. However, the machine tells Mario that he needs to insert one coin to continue. Mario, who is coinless, tries to get spaghetti from the machine by shoving Toad into the coin slot, much to the machine's shock. Mario then eventually flings it into the middle of the road. Just then, RED Heavy Weapons Guy drives by in his truck singing. Heavy then sees the machine and narrowly avoids it, though he does hit a building in the process.

Angrily, he walks out of his truck and tells at Super Mario that it will cost $400,000 to fix. Mario explains to Heavy that he would rather play a game of "I DON'T GIVE A SH!T!". Heavy, clearly annoyed, threatens the plumber with pain, but then he notices Mario's red hat. He asks Mario if he is on the RED team. Mario says no, but then agrees to go along with the gig.

Heavy drives Mario to the Badlands, where he reveals that the teams are at war. Mario then witnesses BLU Demoman get blown up. The BLU Demoman's head lands near Mario, and explains to Mario that he's gonna rape him. Mario then faints and respawns. In the resupply area, RED Soldier asks Mario for his hat.

Mario refuses. He then backs into RED Pyro, who begins dancing. Mario flees, but he slams into the wall. Mario heads to the weapons supply, only for RED Heavy to tell him that the weapons are "for babies." Heavy then gives Mario a Nerf gun. Just then, the Administrator announces that the enemy (the BLU team) has taken the RED team's intelligence. BLU Scout, who has taken the briefcase containing it, is chased and soon cornered by Mario and RED Heavy. He begins firing his gun at the two. Heavy cowers and asks Mario to help. Mario flies towards some flammable gasoline, but goes past it and eats a sandwich. When Scout notices, Mario shoots him with his NERF gun, which is ineffective. Scout shoots him with his gun.

Mario and RED Heavy (who is angry at Mario) respawn in the resupply area. BLU Scout still has the intelligence. Mario crawls over to the other side, where the BLU Scout and BLU Engineer are building a BLU dispenser in front of the RED base. Mario tosses a Mushroom at Scout's face, making him believe it is magical. After a moment of hallucinations, Scout flies into the air and explodes. Mario is about to grab the briefcase, only to be interrupted by RED Soldier, who attempts trading green paint and a name tag for Mario's hat. Suddenly, RED Demoman appears, who also wants Mario's hat.

Soldier tells Demoman to get his ass out of there, but he refuses. Demoman attemps to trade Mario's hat for another hat, only for Soldier to call Demoman's hat a piece of shit. Demoman and Soldier then begin firing at each other, causing Mario to flee. A grenade explodes in front of the briefcase, and it is blown to the top of a roof. Mario sees RED Sniper and asks him to shoot the briefcase off of the roof.

This request is ignored. Mario jumps in front of Sniper's gun, startling him. The bullet bounces off a piece of wood and pierces him through the head, killing him. BLU Pyro appears and flies onto the roof. Mario searches Sniper and finds a vial of yellow liquid. Thinking it's lemonade, he drinks it and grows a giant mustache. The scene plays in slow-motion as Mario tries to aim his gun at Pyro. However, he holds his gun the wrong way and headshots himself in the face.

Mario respawns in the resupply area. BLU Pyro, splashing around in the water, still has the briefcase. Mario jumps in and follows him through the sewer. Suddenly, BLU Spy appears and chases after Mario with the goal of "surprise buttsecks". Mario hides and avoids him for a short time. In the meantime, RED Solider is fighting RED Demoman over who gets Mario's hat. Spy then starts humping Soldier from behind. Soldier claims that Spy's painis is weak, and then tosses him into the same room Mario happens to be in.

The plumber crawls away and notices two members of the opposing team: BLU Heavy and BLU Medic. Heavy force-feeds Medic a huge sandwich. Mario searches Spy to find a pack that he uses to change himself into a floating pony. He takes the briefcase. Just then, Heavy notices and tries to give him a giant sandwich. Mario flies away and is cornered by Medic, who UberCharges himself. This causes Mario to poop out a coin. Medic then comes out of his charge, and then makes a dive for the "free money" that Mario dropped. Mario grabs the suitcase, only to end up on a roof with BLU Pyro, who sets himself on fire and begins to dance. Mario falls through the roof and ends up in a room with the BLU Engineer and his sentry gun. RED Soldier collides with it, blowing him, Engineer and the sentry gun to pieces.

RED Demoman corners Mario, asking for his hat. RED Soldier then rises, and threatens to beat up Demoman if he doesn't get the hell out of there. A fight sparks between the Soldier and Demoman, again. Mario grabs the Bombinomicon (a magic book with a bomb on the front) and spawns Merasmus, who turns the field into a world of bizarre sights and sounds. Mario takes the BLU Intelligence briefcase and escapes.

Eventually, he jumps into a portal teleporting him into an actual Team Fortress 2 session. Finally, Mario is in a safe area—that is, until the BLU Spy appears with the goal of "surprise buttsecks" once again. Mario backs into the capture zone with the BLU Intelligence, where the Administrator says that RED has successfully captured the enemy intelligence, causing the BLU Spy to fall over. Suddenly, RED Heavy appears in the room and stumbles upon all of the bizarre sights. He drives Mario back to where he first picked him up and orders him to never come back. Mario is relieved that he never has to go to the retarded world of TF2 again, but is interrupted from his happiness when RED Soldier reappears and once more asks for Mario's hat.

Characters

Errors

  • When Mario is talking to the Sniper and is asking him to shoot the Red Team's intelligence off of the roof, he says "of" rather than "off".

Trivia

  • This is the first "If Mario was in..." video to not have Mario's name replace a word or part of the title of the game Mario is appearing in. (Mariotale, Grand Theft Mario)
  • The song the Spy sings is what he is looking for: "Surpuse Buttsecks" by Scoutellite: a parody of Syrsa-Syrsa-Yonk.
  • It can be considered ironic that Mario joined the RED Team, because in the War Of The Fat Italians series he faces SMG4 (who is dressed in blue). In addition, both are normally friends.
  • The Nerf gun Heavy gives Mario is a N-Strike Maverick REV-6.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51 · Episode 52 · Episode 53 · Episode 54 · Episode 55 · Episode 56 · Episode 57 · Episode 58
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 6 · Episode 7 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 8 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 9 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 10
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