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If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 is the twenty-second episode of Season 6 of the SMG4 series, the two hundred and seventy-second within the SMG4 series, and the two hundred and eighty-first video overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
It is the fourth episode of the If Mario was in... series. The video was uploaded on July 10, 2016.
Synopsis
Join Mario as he travels into the world of tf2, well a very stupid version of it anyway. :D
Plot
Mario finds a spaghetti vending machine, and is overjoyed about it. However, the machine tells Mario that he needs to insert one coin to continue. Mario, who has no coins, tries to get spaghetti from the machine by shoving a Toad into the coin slot, much to the machine's shock. Mario then eventually flings it into the middle of the road. Just then, RED Heavy Weapons Guy drives by in his truck singing. Heavy then sees the machine and narrowly avoids it, though he does hit a building in the process.
Angrily, he walks out of his truck and tells at Super Mario that it will cost $400,000 to fix. Mario explains to Heavy that he would rather play a game of "I DON'T GIVE A SH!T!". Heavy, clearly annoyed, threatens the plumber with pain, but then he notices Mario's red hat. He asks Mario if he is on the RED team. Mario says no, but then agrees to go along with the gig.
Heavy drives Mario to the Badlands, where he reveals that the two teams are at war. Mario then witnesses a BLU Demoman getting blown up. The BLU Demoman's head lands near Mario, and explains to Mario that he's gonna lick him. Mario then faints and respawns. In the resupply area, RED Soldier asks Mario for his hat.
Mario refuses. He then backs into RED Pyro, who begins dancing. Mario flees, but he slams into the wall. Mario heads to the weapons supply, only for RED Heavy to tell him that the weapons are not suited for him. Heavy then gives Mario a "gun for babies", a Nerf gun. Just then, the Administrator announces that the enemy (the BLU team) has taken the RED team's intelligence. BLU Scout, who has taken the briefcase containing it, is chased and soon cornered by Mario and RED Heavy. He begins firing his scattergun at the two. Heavy cowers and asks Mario to help. Mario flies towards some flammable gasoline, but goes past it and eats a sandwich. When Scout notices, Mario shoots him with his NERF gun, which is ineffective. Scout shoots him with his scattergun.
Mario and RED Heavy (who is angry at Mario) respawn in the resupply area. BLU Scout still has the intelligence. Mario crawls over to the other side, where the BLU Scout and BLU Engineer are building a BLU dispenser in front of the RED base. Mario tosses a Mushroom at Scout's face, making him believe it is magical. After a moment of hallucinations, Scout flies into the air and explodes. Mario is about to grab the briefcase, only to be interrupted by RED Soldier, who attempts trading green (actually brown) paint and a name tag for Mario's hat. Suddenly, RED Demoman appears, who also wants Mario's hat.
Soldier tells Demoman to leave, but he refuses. Demoman attempts to trade Mario's hat for a dunce hat, only for Soldier to call that hat a piece of shit. Demoman and Soldier then begin firing at each other, causing Mario to flee. A grenade explodes in front of the briefcase, and it is blown to the top of a roof. Mario sees RED Sniper and asks him to shoot the briefcase off of the roof.
This request is ignored. Mario jumps in front of Sniper's gun, startling him. The bullet bounces off a piece of wood and pierces him through the head, killing him. BLU Pyro appears and flies onto the roof. Mario picks up Sniper's gun and finds a vial of urine. Thinking it's lemonade, he drinks it and grows a giant mustache. The scene plays in slow-motion as Mario intensely focuses at Pyro. However, he held the gun the wrong way and shoots himself in the face instead.
Mario respawns in the resupply area. BLU Pyro, splashing around in the water, still has the briefcase. Mario jumps in and follows him through the sewer. Suddenly, BLU Spy appears and chases after Mario with the goal of "surprise buttsecks". Mario hides and avoids him for a short time. In the meantime, RED Soldier and RED Demoman are still fighting over who gets Mario's hat. Spy then starts humping Soldier from behind. Soldier claims that Spy's painis is weak, and then launches him into the same room Mario happens to be in.
The plumber crawls away and notices two members of the opposing team: BLU Heavy and BLU Medic. Heavy force-feeds Medic a huge sandwich. Mario searches Spy to find a pack that he uses to change himself into a floating pony. He takes the briefcase. Just then, Heavy notices and tries to give him a giant sandwich. Mario flies away and is cornered by Medic, who UberCharges himself. This causes Mario to poop out a coin. Medic then comes out of his charge, and then makes a dive for the "free money" that Mario dropped. Mario grabs the suitcase, only to end up on a roof with BLU Pyro, who sets himself on fire and begins to dance. Mario falls through the roof and ends up in a room with the BLU Engineer and his sentry gun. Just then, RED Soldier collides with it, blowing Engineer and the sentry gun to pieces.
RED Demoman corners Mario, asking for his hat. RED Soldier then rises, and threatens to beat up Demoman if he doesn't get out. A fight sparks again between the Soldier and Demoman. Mario grabs the Bombinomicon (a magic tome with a bomb on the front) and summons Merasmus, who turns the battlefield into a world of bizarre sights and sounds. Mario takes the BLU Intelligence briefcase and escapes.
Eventually, he jumps into a portal teleporting him into an actual Team Fortress 2 session. Finally, Mario is in a safe area–that is, until the BLU Spy appears with the goal of "surprise buttsecks" once again. Mario backs into the capture zone with the BLU Intelligence, where the Administrator says that RED has successfully captured the enemy intelligence, causing the BLU Spy to fall over. Suddenly, RED Heavy appears in the room and stumbles upon all of the bizarre sights. He drives Mario back to where he first picked him up and orders him to never come back. Mario is relieved that he never has to go to the crazy world of TF2 again, but is interrupted from his happiness when RED Soldier reappears and once more asks for Mario's hat.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Toad
- Engineer
- Sentry Buster
- Toast Guy
- Administrator Voice only
- SMG4 Mario's disguise
- Rubeus Hagrid Mario's disguise
- Merasmus debut
- Grigori
- Cow
- Horseless Headless Horsemann debut
- DarkSydePhil
Music Used
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- 0:00 – Bonus Game Clear; Super Mario World (SNES)
- 0:03 – Credits (10% Faster); Hotel Mario (CD-i)
- 0:06 – Messiah: Hallelujah Chorus; George Frideric Handel
- 0:18 – Heavy Breakfast Machine; Nobuyukinyuu
- 0:32 – Smorgs Battle; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (GC)
- 0:37, 1:04, 1:08 – Dreams Of Cruelty; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 0:54, 1:06 – Graphics Creation Screen; WarioWare: D.I.Y. (DS)
- 1:09 – Apple Kid's Theme; Earthbound (SNES)
- 1:18 – Mario's Theme; Paper Mario (N64)
- 1:19 – Team Fortress 2 - Mannrobics Theme (Extended); SiIvaGunner
- 1:24 – Chicken Bone; Cowboy Bebop Blue
- 1:38, 1:50 – Main Theme; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 1:47, 7:38 – Mannrobics; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 2:01 – Cool Guy Has Chill Day; Lonely Boy Ind.
- 2:14, 6:34 – Brazilian Flower; Jean-Jacques Perrey
- 2:29 – Intruder Alert; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 3:04 – Laboratory; Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 3:27 – Super Starman Mario Remix!; Daniel Alvarez
- 3:37 – Paradise; Chrono Cross (PS)
- 4:03 – Red Bread; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 4:34 – Dire, Dire Docks; Super Mario 64 (N64)
- 4:37 – Fuck Tha Police; N.W.A
- 4:44 – David Farnon - Heavenly Voices B; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 4:50 – Enter The Vertex; Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
- 5:04 – Faster Than A Speeding Bullet; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 5:19, 5:36, 9:17, 9:19 – RMX - Surprise Buttsecks; Syrsa
- 5:49, 6:06 – Goldenrod City; Pokémon HeartGold And SoulSilver (DS)
- 6:12 – Seduce Me!; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 6:55, 7:10 – MEDIC!; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 7:29 – Uptown Funk; Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
- 7:51 – ???
- 7:59 –The Art Of War; Team Fortress 2 (PC)
- 8:25 – Do You Believe In Magic?; The Lovin' Spoonful
- 8:31 – Rock Solid; Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
- 8:38 – Luigi Circuit, Mario Circuit, Yoshi Circuit; Mario Kart: Double Dash (GC)
- 8:50 – Halloween Havoc; The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Multi-Platform)
- 9:50 – Mini-Game Park; Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 10:00 – Super Mario Land Millenium (OC ReMoved); Deep Black Skys
Errors
- When Mario is talking to the Sniper and is asking him to shoot the Red Team's intelligence off of the roof, he says "of" rather than "off".
Trivia
- This is the first "If Mario was in..." video to not have Mario's name replace a word or part of the title of the game Mario is appearing in. (Mariotale, Grand Theft Mario)
- The song the Spy sings is what he is looking for: "Surprise Buttsecks" by Scoutellite: a parody of Syrsa-Syrsa-Yonk.
- It can be considered ironic that Mario joined the RED Team, because in the War Of The Fat Italians series he faces SMG4 (who is dressed in blue). In addition, both are normally friends.
- The Nerf gun Heavy gives to Mario is a N-Strike Maverick REV-6.
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