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Transcript
(SMG4 intro.)
(We start with a zooming of Mario's derpy face.)
Mario: OOOOOOH.
(It is shown that he is looking at a spaghetti vending machine. He starts humping it.)
Machine: Please insert a coin to purchase spaghetti. We have a variety of spaghetti from Parmesan to Italian, and our special is-
(Mario, upon realizing he has a whopping 0 coins, tries to insert Toad into the slot.)
Machine: OH SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT OH GOD-
(It cuts to Heavy driving a truck, then back to Mario.)
Machine: HOLY SHIT HELP ME HELP ME CALL THE POLICE PLEASE I AM BEING ASSAULTED PLEASE (Mario manages to make the machine fly off... And into the path of an oncoming Heavy.)
Heavy: SHET! AAAAAAAAH! (He swerves and crashes the truck.)
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Heavy: (Gets out.) NEVER make me angry! (Points to the truck.) It costs $400,000...
Mario: How about a nice game of I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! (Heavy picks him up.) EEK!
Heavy: I promise you pain without end! OOH! (He notices that Mario is wearing red.) You, stupid! Come help defend!
Mario: what? i'm not part of your stupid Red team thing!
(Heavy's anger intensifies.)
Mario: AAAAH! Fine!
Heavy: (Happy.) Yes! (He throws Mario into the truck and they drive off.) Come sing with me!
Mario: Mama mia...