James Doakes (sometimes called JD for short) is a minor character in the SMG4 series.
He is a black man from the television series Dexter. He makes a cameo appearance in two videos of SMG4 made in 2014. He often appears when people least expect him, saying "Surprise, motherf**ker!" as he reveals his presence.
Cooking with Bowser and Mario 2!
This is his first appearance in SMG4's videos. In this blooper, he hatched out of the Yoshi egg that Mario and Bowser worked so hard to get for cooking an Yoshi Omelette. He proceeds to shout his catch-phrase, which ends up freaking Mario out.
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In this other episode, he appears in the thirteenth sketch which focuses on Po and the other Teletubbies falling on the ground at various moments at Teletubbyland. He shows up and says his catch-phrase while Po is walking, scaring her and causing her to fall over from surprise.
James Doakes has brown skin and wears a dark brown shirt.
- James' catch-phrase is not only spoken by himself, but by many other characters as well.
- The line "Surprise, motherf**ker!" is first used on the 12th episode, Born Free.