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They were killed by Mario, who pressed a "Self-Destruct" button, which destroyed the club and rendered SMG1's legs missing, causing him to be renamed to "SMGay1". SMG1 tried to find his legs later.
- Main article: SMG1
SuperMegaGangsta1 was the director of the S.M.G. Club.
- Main article: SMG3
SuperMarioGlitchy3 was a worker at the club.
SuperMegaGansta35 was a member of the S.M.G club. He confessed his loved to SMG36 and gave him Spaghetti which Mario eats.
SuperMegaGansta36 was a member of the S.M.G club. SMG35 gives him spaghetti.
SuperMegaGansta46 was a member of the S.M.G club. Mario disguise him with his clothes to trick the guard.
SuperMegaGansta56 was a member of the S.M.G club. He heard Mario's screaming.
SuperMegaGansta79 was a member of the S.M.G club. He thought Mario's screaming was broken music.
SuperMegaGansta85 was a member of the S.M.G club. He scares Mario into the club.
A unknown guy appears in the advertisement of the club.
These security guards were workers at the club.
SuperMegaGangsterDiskJockey was the disk jockey of the S.M.G club. He sees Mario without the uniform and calls the security guards.
- A lot of them were gay.
- SMG1 and SMG3 are the only known members who survive the explosion.