This is a list of books appearing in SMG4's videos.
Fifty Shades of Koopa
50 Shades of Koopa is a novel read by Bowser in R64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory. When Mario encounters Peach being held by Bowser, he is reading the book. Bowser is still reading the book when Mario gets shot out of the spaghetti factory fire pipes and crashes onto the reading space. Not much else is known about it.
- The book's title is a parody of that of the novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
Bee Movie Script
- Main article: Bee Movie Script
The Book of Bob
- Main article: The Book of Bob
Communication Discombobulator For Dummies
- Main article: Communication Discombobulator For Dummies
Go the F**k to Sleep
- Main article: Go the F**k To Sleep
The Holy Boble is a book that Bob has. It appears in SMG4: Mario Does The Chores and SMG4: Treasure Hunt With The Bois. It is a parody of the The Holy Bible and appears exactly like such, but with the I crossed out and replaced with a O.
How to get over your princess obsession
Jumping a Castle for Dummies
Jumping a Castle for Dummies is a book Mario was reading for jumping over Peach's Castle in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies.
Storybook (Bad Stars)
An unnamed storybook appears in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Bad Stars. It is about the Power Stars and their Ztar counterparts, the latter of which none have ever been seen, according to the book. After reading it, SMG4 throws the book out of the window, calling it "a load of sh*t", and it, precisely, lands on SMG3.
AHEM! ok let’s read a little story.. shall we
Sometime, ago maybe last week, I forgot
A tiny town sat on an island.. and then the town had aids and everyone died.
i err.. let’s skip this page.. ah yes the stars the all eternal life
The, Mushroom Kingdom, thrives on this power source and this is the source of all happiness..
but there are some idiots, who try to manipulate happiness…
and instead a dark soul, is created bringing fear and terror to anyone
but none have ever been seen…
the stars… are cool…
- The Bad Stars story book is the same as the one which appears in the intro of the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Sexy Glove Weekly
Sexy Glove Weekly is a magazine for everything's gloves. It is Master Hand's favorite magazine, it was featured on The Fan Written Episode, and it features WWE Hall of Famer, "Macho Man" Randy Savage on the front cover.