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“

MAMAF****ER!

” —Mario when he is mad

Mario Mario,[2][3][4] also known as Mario the Sexy Plumber[5][6] and Mario #8052011[7] and simply referred to as Mario, is one of the two main protagonists (alongside SMG4), being the most prominent one in the SMG4 series. He is based on the actual Mario from the Nintendo IP Mario franchise.

He is an idiotic fat Italian plumber who is SMG4 and Meggy's best friend, Luigi's older twin brother, the Avatar of SMG3 and SMG4, Bowser's former arch-nemesis, Princess Peach's former love interest, and the co-leader of SMG4's Gang.

Well known for being immensely stupid, somewhat narcissistic and just a flat-out troublemaker on a daily basis, Mario's actions often antagonizes and ruins people's lives. Yet when things are at their absolute worst, Mario proves capable of even an ounce of selflessness and compassion. He cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Luigi. Mario is oftentimes self-aware of the crazy world he lives in and uses this awareness to solve issues.

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In the SMG4 series, the primary protagonists are Mario, the comic relief and an Italian-American plumber, and SMG4, a Super Meme Guardian with partial memory loss. Other notable characters are Luigi, Meggy Spletzer, Fishy Boopkins, Bob Bobowski, Tari, Saiko Bichitaru, Melony, and SMG3.
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Mario's character in the SMG4 series has as his main difference the fact that he is dumb and not a hero that most people should look up to. Despite his idiocy, he does have many adventures with his best friend SMG4.
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Mario's best friend in the SMG4 series is SMG4 and usually hang out with the rest of the SMG4 gang. He does not have a consistent rogue gallery as an episode antagonist changes all the time just like how historically, Bowser was a villain but in recent years, is one of Mario's friend.
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Roles

He is also the main protagonist of Season 1, one of main protagonists of the Seasons 2-8 (alongside SMG4) of the Classic Era, and one of the three main protagonists (alongside SMG4 and Meggy) of the Modern Era.

He also is the deuteragonist of Season 9, serves as the main protagonist of the Waluigi Arc, a major protagonist in The Rapper Bob Arc, one of the three deuteragonists (alongside Saiko Bichitaru and Fishy Boopkins) of the Anime Arc, and the deuteragonist of Meggy's Destiny: An SMG4 Movie.

He is the deuteragonist of the Cosmology Lore Saga, serving as the main protagonist of Season 10 and The YouTube Arc, the deuteragonist of seasons 11–12, The SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special, the Genesis Arc, and the Revelations Arc and one of the two deuteragonists of SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS (alongside Melony), and one of the two main protagonists (alongside SMG4) of The Lawsuit Arc.

After Cosmology Lore, he serves as one of the main protagonists of Season 13, specifically being the deuteragonist of SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, the tritagonist of SMG4 Movie: WESTERN SPAGHETTI, the secondary antagonist of War of the Fat Italians 2023, one of the deuteragonists (alongside SMG3) of Season 14 and the PUZZLEVISION saga.

Biography

As revealed in SMG4: Mario Babies, Mario was friends with Bowser in kindergarten, until they started fighting over a plate of spaghetti on a table. As they were too small to get to the table, they used numerous objects around to climb up to the table, (including a young Old Man Hobo, whose hair was accidentally burned out by Bowser) but upon Bowser noticing Princess Peach walking by, he became smitten with her and sabotaged the plan by taking one of the dolls Mario was using to climb to the table and giving it to her as a present. When Peach rejected the gift, an angered Bowser proceeded to grab her and hold her hostage. Mario, annoyed with Bowser, kicked him away with a Koopa Troopa Shell the future king of Koopas threw at him. The shell bounced back and hit the table with the spaghetti plate. Out of curiosity, Mario ate the spaghetti, finding it so tasty that he became obsessed with the food ever since and grew a mustache.

As revealed in SMG4: SMG4's Origins, Mario was once a normal intelligent plumber who was heroic and protective of Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser. After the events of Super Mario 64, Mario and Peach, who still loved each other at the time, witnessed SMG4's Guardian Pod crash-land in the Kingdom. They went over to inspect the Guardian Pod. Mario attempted to come closer to the Guardian Pod until it zapped him, turning him into a stupid, psychotic, glitchy parody of himself. Mario proceeded to get naked and threw the princess far into the sky, causing her to get furious with the plumber and eventually become the naggy, bossy and selfish "friend" of his, and consequently ending their love relationship as well. SMG4, seeing this, proceeded to record Mario and post it online. This restored some of Mario's sanity, but still left him quite stupid. SMG4 then realized the potential he has by recording Mario's antics and from then on, they become an iconic duo. One day, while SMG4 was filming Mario and Bowser spinning, they witnessed the arrival of SMG3 in his own Guardian Pod. When SMG3 chased SMG4 for calling him stupid, Mario told the camera to not do drugs. They later dumped SMG4's Guardian Pod into the Dark Web and accepted everyone had already become mentally unstable due to its influence. Mario then offered SMG4 a room for him in Peach's Castle.

Throughout the years, many different versions of Mario's backstory had been told, each of them contradicting his real one as well as each other.

According to Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How Mario was Born, he was born out of a cosmic event and crashed in Nintendo's headquarters. While on a playground, Mario reproduced (due to a problem in his genetic makeup) and gave birth to Luigi (which would make him Luigi's birth-parent). After taking refuge in a dumpster, SMG4 found the two brothers and offered them jobs. Mario himself debunked this story, as the book detailing this was written by some hobo.

According to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, he was apparently born in 1928 in Italy. However, Mario's Father was apparently disgusted at his appearance and tried to kill Mario with a combat knife to "prevent it from laying eggs." This incident was accidentally photographed by either his mother or a doctor for his celebration card, where Mario was mistaken for a girl. Instead of being happy though, his parents abandoned him on an alley (it was possible that it was the father's idea, and the mother was reluctant) and sped off, accidentally crashing and dying. As a result, Mario grew up without any parental love, resulting in his stupidity and selfishness.

2 years later, he was found and taken to an orphanage where he met Luigi and formed a bond with him (though Mario would occasionally mistreat him). When he and Luigi attended high school, Mario wasn't much of a great student but was nevertheless popular at the time. He, however, had a tendency to dance in the shower and it was also here where his Spaghetti addiction started. At some point, Mario started taking drugs. These led to horrible consequences, however, and he started acting completely insane and weird, such as trashing an office and speaking in German despite being Italian, spooking his classmates on a pool, dancing on the roof, and finally burning the school down to the ground, much to the principal Larry Fattman's frustration and resulted in him hating the man forever. As a result, Mario's reputation hit rock bottom, and it would take 2 to 3 years before he recovered.

Afterward, he and Luigi searched for a job and joined The Plumber Academy for Idiots, and though Mario did not graduate (as he apparently must have missed 3 years of class), he still got the job. Some years later, Mario was called by Peach to help clean up her castle (or as she put it, "clean her shit"). There he met Bowser for the first time and traumatized the Koopa King by making him drop his sandwich. Ever since then, Mario visited the castle more often (though his stupid antics resulted in Toad, who initially liked him, to hate him and everyone else in the castle, turning the once-happy mushroom into the grumpy midget he is today). At some point, Mario also became Nintendo's mascot, but due to rumors about him taking drugs again, he was fired but retained his mascot status.

According to R64: Mario Simulator, Mario dies in the year Chicken.[8]

Appearance

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Mario's appearance

Mario's design is the same from his game's counterpart, but he is a bit portly (albeit earlier bloopers constantly referred to him as morbidly obese due to his relentless gorging on spaghetti, likely for comedy factor). Depending on what mood he's in, his eyes can go crossed or fish-eyed, as well as his mustache can grow and shrink at will and is shown to be detachable at times (both of these mainly for gag and comedy sake). Mario has yet to be redesigned in the future since SMG4 is now an original IP.

Personality

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Before getting zapped by the USB, Mario's personality and intelligence were both normal.

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Mario's eyes crossed outward, signaling his moments of stupidity.

Prior to getting zapped by SMG4's Guardian Pod, Mario was just like his counterpart from the mainstream Super Mario series; a friendly plumber who helped anyone in need, devoting most of his time to rescuing Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom, and participated in sports matches, kart races, and "partied" often (which are all activities that he still does today, albeit in more crazy ways). However, after he was zapped, his personality took a giant 180. This made him a lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, idiotic, and occasionally selfish man-child (far more childish than his normal counterpart and usually more villainous similar to Bowser).

While he truly cares for his friends and family, he seems to care more about only himself and his favorite dish, spaghetti, which he is addicted to and refers to it as his girlfriend or wife, and would trade anything (including SMG4's YouTube Account) for it. This addiction went so far that he actually stole spaghetti from other people and almost never shares it with anyone (except for Meggy Spletzer in a rare instance). In fact, the mere thought of losing spaghetti will either drive him insane, make him cry in frustration and even commit suicide (which fails due to him always having extra lives).

Mario's extreme laziness and apathy has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening situations unless convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. This is most notably seen whenever Peach gets kidnapped by Bowser, as he'll often refuse to save her from the Koopa King, and always seems annoyed on the occasion that he actually does go save her (though this is somewhat understandable, due to how often of an occasion it is that she gets kidnapped). Some other examples of this is are in SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown, where he flat-out admitted he did not care if the Mushroom Kingdom was going to be taken over by the Shy Guys, only stopping the takeover out of instinct and the fact that the Shy Guys would destroy the Kingdom's spaghetti supply. Also, in SM64: Bad Star's Back! 300k Special, where he refused to stop the Ztar from causing chaos in Mushroom City, despite the Ztar's genocidal tendencies. The opposite has occasionally occurred, such as in SMG4: If Mario Was In The Sonic Movie, where he happily agreed to help Sonic avoid getting captured by the government.

Mario is also a rather cruel prankster, as shown in SMG4: The Demon Among Us where he ruthlessly pranked Shroomy in a flashback. The Anti-Shroomy personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Mario and the others. He also is shown to be very cruel to Luigi, his own brother, usually acting like he doesn't care about him at all. Throughout the series (and especially in the earlier seasons), Mario is often shown bullying Luigi, laughing at his weakness and cowardice, calling him gay, not caring about his whereabouts or ambitions, or even whether he got hurt (there was a running gag where Luigi would get hurt, usually by accidentally being shot by Mario, only for his brother to not care, stating that "it's just Luigi.") He would also often cause troubles for his brother (though seemingly not on purpose), yet would not care about the aftermath of his mischief, leaving his brother to fix it all. Mario is also sometimes shown to be just as cowardly as Luigi, trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents (though this doesn't happen that often).

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Mario giving the middle finger to a Bob-omb, showcasing his rude behavior.

Mario also tends to be very disrespectful and disobedient. He constantly does things that other people tell him not to (such as touching the painting leading to the Bootleg Dimension in SM64: THE BOOTLEG DIMENSION) which often causes problems for his friends and sometimes the world, though this behavior might be attributed to curiosity. According to a poster (fittingly called "Why Mario Sucks" due to the club's nature) in Mario and the SECRET CLUB, he always eats all the food in Peach's Castle and often never takes a bath when asked, further showing his disrespectful ways.

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Mario's short temper usually leads him to becoming destructive.

He was also very short-tempered, capable of getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people when he reaches his breaking point, and often yells at people, which also leads to his infamous quote "MAMAF*CKER!". This is most seen whenever he yells at Peach whenever she gets kidnapped, ruthlessly beats Bowser for doing the kidnapping, as well as often getting annoyed by Toad whenever he's under the influence of candy, even going as far as attempting to kill him in one of the earlier episodes. He also often lashes out at Luigi. Mario is also a sore loser, and can be very demanding and bossy.

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Mario's idiotic moments often involve him being naked.

His biggest flaw though is his immense stupidity and lack of common sense, something to which even he admits, although he sometimes calls himself "smart". Though not as dumb as the likes of Frankie or Bob, Mario apparently did not know what was 1+1 or any number past 10 (aside from 1 million) until Baldi taught him math and had also forgotten how to type or how to count despite having been able to do so in earlier episodes. This also leads to him having short-term memory loss, constantly forgetting vital information (which is best shown in the Genesis Arc, which got in SMG4's nerves). This idiocy annoys and even downright angers his friends, especially SMG4 and Toad, and they often mock him, berating him for his foolish decisions, and even getting physical on him (sometimes disproportionate), as well as insulting him with slurs and names (such as “moron”, “dumbass”, and “r*****”). These insulting names have died down in recent years, though Toad continues to remain bitter towards Mario (and the rest of the SMG4 Gang). Because of this, Mario is much more childish than his Nintendo counterpart, especially in Season 12, where he almost consistently behaved with the mentality of a five year old. In SMG4: Mario Waits For The Bus, he screamed at the top of his lungs after Meggy took away the phone he borrowed from her, which causes the normally tolerant Meggy to almost leave (even calling him an idiot not worth helping), and in SMG4: Mario's Bus Trip, despite Shroomy's attempt to remind him, he doesn't remember that he needs to pee until it's too late, causing him to be extremely impatient and crashing the bus just so that he can pee. In SMG4: How To Train Your Mario, he resorts to using crocodile tears and threatening to cause trouble to get his way. However, these episodes, as well as this seaon in general, are a bit polarizing, as many believe that Mario's actions in these episodes were a bit too extreme and out of character. Despite this, his stupidity is still a defining character trait and leads to many of the episodes' conflicts and torments many of the people in the Mushroom Kingdom, including his friends.

Mario's stupidity has led to the Grand Mario Hotel greatly declining in quality, Nintendo to go into bankruptcy by using its money to buy food, unintentionally made Gabe Newell destroy his restaurant, the creation of some of SMG4's Gang's worst enemies, such as Roprinplup14, and a select few people to lose their minds to the edge of insanity (it is also shown in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Plumber Academy for Idiots that he skipped 3 years of plumbing school and missed kindergarten, forcing him to take them both all over again). Almost all of this led to Mario being brutally punished (due to some SMG4 characters being extremely vengeful and seeing violence and sometimes even murder as the only way to teach somebody a lesson), including being beaten to a pulp, burned to a crisp, crushed, blasted, shot, blown up, etc. As a result of this idiocy, many people tend to underestimate Mario and see him as worthless and useless, leaving it to the plumber to prove them wrong.

He appears to have Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (which makes him incapable of listening or focusing on the task at hand), a few sociopathic tendencies (which relates to his occasional lack of empathy, as seen above, though he seems to be dropping this) Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and Bipolar Disorder (both of which are related to his extremely short temper).

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Mario figures out that he and Yoshi would fall all the way down to Bowser's bouncy castle from space.

Although normally being unintelligent, Mario shows signs of being much smarter than he seems & possibly but slowly regaining back his intelligence before the Guardian Pod Incident. In SMG4: Stupid Mario World, he was able to figure out that he and Yoshi would fall all the way down to Bowser's bouncy castle from space. In SMG4: If Mario was in... Fall Guys, when he finds himself unable to walk without slipping due to the floor being covered in ink, he uses an Inkling to skate back to the non-ink covered areas of the floor. In SMG4: If Mario Was AMONG US..., Mario used a green pillow as a decoy for the Green Crewmate to trick Xenomorph disguised as the Brown Impostor from being deprived from his gun. In recent episodes, Mario's stupidity seems to have completely disappeared, such as in SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies, where his intelligent side is more prominent: he relied on intelligence instead of his usual violence to solve his problems, such as when he was underwater, he extended his nose so that it would reach ground level for him to breathe. However, he seems to have gone back to his idiotic ways in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon, where he unintentionally destroyed the world by wishing for a giant plate of spaghetti and burning Dora's Grandma's house in search of food. Despite this, in said episode, he also used his intelligent side by asking Peppa Pig if she wanted to see how to make a portal to The Nether in Minecraft, which allowed him to escape, and he also dressed Squidward in his clothes to trick Mr. Krabs and Spongebob into attacking him instead of Mario, and in SMG4: If Mario Was In.... SQUID GAME, Mario quickly spat out his unfinished dalgona piece to distract Meggy, and then got the upper hand by shooting her from behind while she was running away in sheer horror. The biggest example of him being logical and smart was in SMG4: The Super Mario Stupid Show, where he correctly theorized that SMG4 went insane to try and get millions of viewers. In Meggy Answers Your Questions..., Meggy theorizes that Mario is smarter than he lets on.

The cruelest side of him is shown in SMG4: Mario Gets【Ｗｏｋｅ】 when he acquired the YouTube Remote that Susan Wojcicki dropped. Mario completely abused the device on everyone; friends, family citizens, all without regretting what happened to them, (including getting an electric eel biting Luigi's crotch and sending Axol into the Internet Graveyard which he then quipped that "nothing of value was lost"). Even after the remote broke, causing time to stop, Mario continued to torture characters like they were playthings.

Mario is also shown to go mad with power, as seen in SMG4: Mario The Supreme Leader where he turned the Mushroom Kingdom Government into a fascist government, which cost the lives of many citizens. However, he seems to have had a change of heart with this trait, no longer acting as cruelly as he did in said episode even when he reaches a certain degree of power.

He has a huge tendency to not take nearly anything seriously (unless it's something trivial, or only something he cares about). Even after learning that he is an avatar in SMG4: The Other Universe whose death would doom his entire universe, it seems that the only thing that he cares about is that he's technically SMG4's "papa", and thus made multiple unfunny jokes that only enrage SMG4.

Due to all the negative traits listed above, he is often seen as a mostly horrible, and sometimes almost irredeemably malicious jerk in some older videos, and only a few rare times in more recent episodes, though that is not truly the case. This led to SMG4 and friends briefly creating an entire club dedicated to hating and demonizing him. Additionally, Mario's stupidity and terrible reputation led to several members of the Kingdom absolutely despising him and wishing him to die.

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Mario comforting Meggy, showing his sweet side.

However, despite his flaws, Mario is still shown to have a speck of his canon personality from the Mario series. He can be very good-hearted, helpful, and kind, and does indeed care about his friends and family, despite what the above paragraph says. This is prominently shown in SMG4: If Mario was in... Fall Guys, where after learning about the truth behind Ernie's actions, his ultimate goal was to take the crown and return it to its rightful owner King Bert to stop Ernie from his evil actions rather than giving it to Peach, who wanted the crown for her own selfish reasons. Mario could have easily used the crown for himself and acted as he did in SMG4: Mario The Supreme Leader, as with it on, he was able to command many Fall Guys to attack Ernie but did the right thing in the end. One of the greatest examples of this is is his relationship with Luigi. Despite often bullying and playing mean tricks on his brother, seemingly not caring much for him at all, Mario is distraught when he accidentally kills him during a kart race and time-traveled to save him. In Mario 64: Love For Luigi, Mario supports Luigi and tries to help him not be lonely on Valentine's Day, trying to help him get with Daisy (in his own Mario way). Mario is most consistently shown caring for Luigi in The Waluigi Arc. In SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus and SMG4: The Mario Convention, he is distraught when Luigi and Meggy are transformed into T-Pose Zombies, even attempting to kill Bob in the former, as he was the reason Luigi got turned initially. Also, in SMG4: Mario SAW, Mario was once again shown being distraught and broken when he thought that Luigi had died, which is ultimately what led to him finally rejecting Waluigi in that episode. He also chooses to save Luigi over the pizza in SMG4: If Mario Was In Spiderman, and in SMG4: Mario Does It To Em, Mario is actually sad about causing distress to Luigi, which is something that he usually doesn't care about. However, the biggest recent example of this is in Luigi Doesn't Need Mario, in which Mario consistently supports and protects Luigi, treating him nearly identically to how his canon counterpart does; supporting his cooking and eating his food, complimenting it even after he gets food poisoning from it while in his hospital bed, and even fighting Shigeru Miyamoto and Doug Bowser for his bro, stating that he's the only person allowed to bully Luigi. Another great example of this is his relationship with Meggy. Ever since her debut, Mario has always shown a bit of a soft side for Meggy, helping her train for the Splatfest and comforting her when they lose, before promising to help her train. Going back to SMG4: The Mario Convention, Mario was in utter distress when Meggy was turned into a T-Pose Zombie. This is most consistently seen in The Anime Arc. In SMG4: Meggy's Bootcamp, Mario was emotionally intelligent enough to console and support Meggy when she was stressing over the upcoming Splatfest, even giving his spaghetti to her in the now famous followup to the original rooftop scene. He was extremely desperate to find and save her when she was abducted by Mario's former Anime Cartel boss Francis to extract her ink. In SMG4: Final Hours, Mario is incredibly desperate to find Meggy and make sure he was alive, as he dug through rubble and debris to try and find her, and is the only character this concerned to find her at this moment. In this episode, Mario also reveals that he is self-aware that he is a handful, but nonetheless, he still cares about his friends. In The YouTube Arc, his closest friends were seemingly erased by SMG3, leaving the red plumber horrified and distraught. In SMG4: If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon, he wished for a pet axolotl for Melony to remind her of Axol and comfort her about her loss. At the end of SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS, Mario and SMG4 bond when they think they're about to die, reminiscing about the good times and telling each other that they were good friends, despite their various rivalries in the past. All of this is also on display during The Lawsuit Arc, where Mario drops all stupidity and works to save his friends from Lawyer Kong. He is shown to have a more kind side in both Super Mario 64 Bloopers: My Best Friend Slenderman and SMG4: Mario Vs Siren Head, where he was the only one to be nice to both Slenderman and Siren Head, and tried to make them fit in the world. In the former, Mario even scolded other people for being afraid of Slenderman. In Seasons 4 and 5, he was portrayed as far more competent and likable than some of his earlier and later appearances, and ever since the debut of Meggy, and to a lesser extent, Tari, his compassionate side became more prominent, and his sociopathic tendencies lowered down.

Like his counterpart, Mario shows a tendency to yell "MAMA MIA!" when in a state of shock or fear, and also speaks in ways that his counterpart also does; for example, he refers to people who have gone insane as "cuckoo-crazy".

In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Smart(ass) Mario and SMG4: If Mario Was Smart, both of which had Mario becoming smart, he displayed a different personality. In the former, he unintentionally mistreated everyone in the castle due to him forgetting their identities, and even lost his love for spaghetti. In the latter, Mario used his intelligence to help his friends with their problems, and was much kinder and polite to them than in general. However, his spaghetti addiction still remained, and eventually began to hate his friends for treating him like junk for his former idiocy, which resulted in him trying to steal all the spaghetti in the world. At the end of the episode, he begged the others not to turn him into his old dumb self, believing he would lose any meaning to live.

In SMG4 Christmas 2019: Mario Alone and SMG4: If Mario Was The Last Man On Earth, he's shown to have autophobia, an extreme fear or hatred of loneliness. In the former, Mario gets upset upon learning all his friends left him alone in the castle for Christmas. To make up for it, he creates crude makeshift puppets of the gang in a desperate attempt for companionship. In the latter, he loses his temper and later on his sanity from having nobody to talk to.

SMG4: Uncanny Mr Mario reveals that if Mario ever discovered that his whole life was just a simulation and that everyone he knew was fake, he would become uncharacteristically depressed and will commit suicide.

Mario's Smash Or Pass: All Mario Characters reveals Mario has a thing for bigger women, as well as a fetish for being sat on and crushed, stating it's his favored way to die and he has an extreme aversion to sharp teeth and spikes (and Spikes for that matter).

In SMG4: Mario Can't Play With You Anymore, Mario hates the idea of reverting to his original self from before SMG4's arrival. In the end, his fears come true as he ends up going back from his dumb, lazy, yet kind personality to the iconic, normal and rescuer plumber.

Criminal Record

Throughout his misadventures, Mario has often broken the law in some episodes, either accidentally, out of stupidity, or for a good reason.

Click on "Show Criminal Record" to see a list of his crimes.

NOTE: Not necessarily in chronological order.

  • Assault and murder: Due to his short temper, Mario has assaulted and killed many people when they annoyed him, the most recent example being in SMG4: Mario Gets Stuck On An Island, where he assaulted and threw an airline pilot out of a plane for insulting him. His stupidity can also cause him to kill, like at the end of SMG4: If Mario Was AMONG US..., is which he thought that Green Crewmate was his brother Luigi which caused him to think that the real Luigi was an imposter, leading to his death. Even in some instances that he was charged, he was nevertheless set free due to his mental state. Also, he threw Meggy into a gorge in Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes and he managed to get the entire SMG4 gang killed in the Circle Challenge in What If Mario Had $10,000,000?
  • Aircraft Hijacking: Of course on episodes Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island, SMG4: Mario Gets Stuck On An Island and SMG4: If Mario Was In Animal Crossing, Mario hijacked two planes by going through the cockpit and kill for those who were in there (mainly the Captain and the First Officer) only when one of the flight attendants ran out of spaghetti or when they (including the captain) never heard about it (likely referring to the 9/11 attacks).
  • Torture: In R64: We're going on a Luigi hunt, he tortured Luigi ruthlessly with a trash-talking parrot and a pole-dancing chicken due to the latter owing him money, but not paying it. He also forced his friends (including Toad, who wasn't his friend) to participate in Jackass stunts in SMG4: The Mario Channel - Mario's Jackass.
  • Animal theft and abuse: In SMG4: Mario Preschool, he stole animals from a farm to teach preschoolers about what sounds animals make, and kicked a cow. More recently, he is infamous for throwing baby penguins off cliffs and kicking JubJub Boopkins for nothing more than cruelty and amusement. He also killed Mufasa of The Lion King by pushing him out of a cliff with a Gust Bellow while promoting social distancing in SMG4: Mario The Supreme Leader.
  • Accidental bank robbery: In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Party Rock Prisoners, he accidentally stole money from the bank while being drunk.
  • Using confiscated things and hijacking: After spaghetti was banned from the Mushroom Kingdom in Spaghetti Law, Mario and SMG4 tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with the dish. He also used anime paraphernalia to keep the Anime Secret Service Agents off of him in SMG4: Mario's Illegal Operation.
  • Destroying companies: While showing a Big Chungus how to make good video games in SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt, Mario proceeded to dismantle Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony, the three biggest video game companies, by killing Shigeru Miyamoto and Master Hand, shooting down Microsoft HQ, and slapping all of Sony's employees and security guards, all as an example.
  • Public nudity: Mario has stripped down in public many times. One such case was in Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers) if the player chose to have him persuade the cop. It was also implied in R64: A Theatre Mario, that he is a prostitute, someone who engages in sexual activities for payment (yes, it's true, it's all said in his membership card). This was toned down mid-2022 in Season 12, where his nudity is covered with him wearing red underwear, possibly to avoid YouTube demonetization.
  • Framing: Mario constantly frames people (mainly Luigi) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown. An example was in a flashback to SMG4: Detective Mario & Pikachu, where he framed SMG4 for murder and made up a terrible excuse that he did it for winning a Super Smash Bros. match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole Bowser's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive in retribution).
  • Reckless driving: Mario sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people. The most recent example was in SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape, where he ran over and possibly killed a citizen with his kart.
  • Sexual harassment: He sexually harassed everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom by touching their butts in The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS. This aggravated SMG4 and many others to no end. He also threatened Playtime, who is a minor, to "suck [his] pingas" in SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics.
  • Rampaging: In SMG4: Super Challenge 64, he had a challenge where he had to walk backward for 24 hours. While he did the challenge though, he unknowingly destroyed everything behind him and endangered people, which led to the Police assuming him insane and trying to arrest him. In the end, the entire military is called to kill him, and they end up nuking Mushroom City.
  • Kidnapping: In SMG4: The Mario Café, he stole Yoshi's daughter without a second thought. He also did this to SMG4 in SMG4: Mario's Illegal Operation. In SMG4: What If Mario Had $10,000,000? he used Pikachu to power his car. He also kidnapped a lot of people to host his Meme games show in SMG4:The Meme Games.
  • Illegal smuggling: Mario done this so many times that it was revealed on SM64 Bloopers: Can the Villager come out to play? and SM64 Bloopers: The Hangover (when drugged Toadsworth with an illegal spaghetti contraband). One most famous example is on SMG4: Mario's Illegal Operation, he along with Fishy Boopkins, became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization that smuggled anime into the Mushroom Kingdom after its banning. After Peach lifted the ban, Mario's charges were probably dropped.
  • Speeding: In Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers), he could choose to ride a kart in order to catch up to Bowser, but ended up going so fast that a cop pulled him over and prepared to arrest him. The player then can choose to have him continue driving, but if he/she ended up making him stop, the cop will arrest him. Mario had also done this in other episodes, causing the police to chase after him.
  • Extortion: On some occasions, Mario threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. The most infamous case was in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Youtube Mario? where he threatened to murder SMG4's family if the latter did not give him a shout-out on YouTube. The most recent example was in SMG4: Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti where he threatened to blow up the Slowpoke in charge of bank withdrawal if the latter did not give him his spaghetti (the Slowpoke initially refused to give it when Mario gave him a fake card).
  • Trespassing: In SMG4: Mario's Dangerous Delivery and SMG4: Mario School Club, Mario trespassed into a police station and a school respectively, to do a specific action (in the former, he attempted to break Frankie out of jail due to Frankie being accused of orchestrating a car crash, and in the latter, he and SMG4's Gang attempted different clubs). He did the same in SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk.
  • Tax fraud: In SMG4: Mario Commits Tax Fraud as the title implies, Mario, not knowing how to pay taxes, committed fraud by writing down in the tax paper that he and Luigi made one coin. This resulted in Hal Monitor breaking into Mario's House and arrest him. His charges were dropped for helping Mr. Monitor taking down the Grand Council of Tax Fraud.
  • Child abuse: In SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics, he threw Playtime at a trash can. There was also a running gag starting from SMG4: The E G G that involved Mario yelling the phrase "KICK THE BABY!" before kicking JubJub with extreme force.
  • Arson: In The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, he burned down his whole school to the ground due to how he was acting insane. However, the documentary is unlikely to be canon; he also done this to Peach's Castle so many times (when cooking spaghetti on his own is involved).
  • Resisting arrest: As seen in Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers) and SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape, Mario has resisted arrest multiple times.
  • Unlicensed dentistry: In SMG4: Mario goes to the Dentist..., he pretended to be a dentist after killing his old dentist.
  • Abuse of power: When Mario became King in SMG4: Mario The Supreme Leader, he executed more authoritarian tendencies as his rule goes on. He was never charged as he had legal immunity as Supreme Leader (likely causing everyone to riot and commit sedition).
  • Attempted bribery: In SMG4: Mario's Dangerous Delivery, Mario attempted to bribe a police officer with unusual items in order to bail Frankie out. He evaded the police when he busted Frankie out of jail and was never charged.
  • Defenestration: Mario do this so many times (mainly objects and Luigi), he also done this to both Peach (bumping her into to the bridge of the castle) & Meggy on Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes throwing her of to the gorge from Super Smash Bros. after reacting to both the "Headshots are Useful after all" meme and the "Towering Heights Glitch" meme. (This includes SMG4 and Toad because of how stupid he was in various episodes, especially in the future).
  • Contract killing and causing a gang war: On Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 2, he showed up a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas version of Splatoon 3 on his phone causing both Big Smoke & CJ to assault Meggy during her college class, resulting to a gang war against her.
  • Battery: In SMG4: If Mario Was In... ROBLOX, when Mario landed in the world of Roblox, he crash-landed upon and accidentally killed a player, landing on her face.
  • Property damage:
  • Genocide: In "SMG4: Mario Obliterates Minions", after killing several Minions through various means, Mario uses the Infinity Gauntlet to kill the survivors. He also unintentionally commits Koopa genocide due to the Gauntlet being on the wrong setting.
  • Vandalism: In "SMG4: The Mario Mafia", Mario vandalized Bowser's clown car with the spray words saying: "Pingas".
  • Bestiality (possibly): In "SMG4: SMG3's Browser History", SMG4 and Mario try to get SMG3 by showing a video of them menacing his Eggdog. SMG4 is seen holding the dog while Mario is in underwear doing a sexual pose, implying that he will try to sexually abuse him. However, Mario is never seen actually doing something to the Eggdog, so it's unknown if he really committed this crime.
  • Home Invasion: In "Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 11 ft. Meggy", Mario and Meggy broke in an Octoling's House after Meggy sees the Meme as a "sitting duck".
  • Hit and Run: In "Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 15 ft. SMG3", it was revealed that Mario ran over a Pikachu.
  • Various other offences: During his appearances Mario committed multiple crimes, often believing they are justified.
  • Stealing: He's Stole SMG3's Sussy Notebook and giving it to his King
  • Pokemon slaughter: In the Blooper "Darkness Takes Over" Mario enters into a battle with a Giratina. He tries to battle it the right way, but then gets bored and decides to take the easy way out - shooting the Giratina with a machine gun. He celebrates his victory, but gets out of the area quickly when police show up and try to arrest him for "Pokemon slaughter".

Powers and Abilities

“

You do not mess with the Mario...

” —Mario, SMG4: If Mario Was In... Anime
Mario's true power levels

When Mario wants to, he can be very powerful and is not to be messed with.

Although initially not appearing quite strong at first sight, Mario is actually very powerful, being capable of destroying the entire world. However, he rarely shows his true power levels, which is why he has easily been beaten up by a number of powerful characters. A notable exception was in Mario Plays: Five Nights At Freddy's, where, after he became enraged, he easily killed all the characters in the game with no effort. He can easily be considered the most powerful character in the SMG4 series despite not often showing it, but will when he wants to.
The official SMG4 character tier list has Mario ranked in the B-tier, one space behind Luigi, implying Luigi may potentially be stronger than his brother. Though in the latest tier list, Mario is ranked S-tier, which would in line more with what he's shown capable of in the series, being capable of easily overpowering Melony twice in her fierce deity form while in his base form; the former of which was placed in S-Tier both times.

Strengths

Although Mario's abilities and physical strength throughout the SMG4 series are inconsistent (primarily depicting him as one of the strongest characters in the older videos but often portrays him as almost useless in most of the newer videos, although the opposite is occasionally true). This is a list of abilities he has shown.

  • Multiple Lives: While not commonly addressed, Mario's unexplained recoveries from seemingly fatal injuries are sometimes justified by the fact that he has extra lives. However, eldritch beings such as Zero don't abide to this, and can potentially kill Mario for good.
  • Superhuman strength: Mario is one of, if not, the physically strongest SMG4 character in all of existence. Mario has been shown strong enough to punch and throw people from several feet away to miles away in the sky. This also includes striking people through doors, concrete walls, and other sorts of barriers or objects. He once, with a single punch, shattered a large window made of wire mesh glass in SM64 Bloopers: Luigi Labyrinth. He is able to casually lift and throw Bowser, who not only is possibly far stronger, but also weighs over 1.428 tons. He casually uprooted the tree Meggy Spletzer was building a treehouse on in SMG4: There's Something Up With Meggy... He also punched a pilot straight through the window and down to the ground in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island, and is even able to lift King Bob-omb (calculated to weigh 30 tons). He can also rip out a control panel of a train and even throw a weight-lift into the sky, taking out a commercial passenger-jet. After launching Fishy Boopkins in the sky, he ended up making a plane crash into Professor E. Gadd's workshop. It was recently confirmed SMG4 Mario is a psychologically altered Canon Mario. This means the SMG4-verse Mario is very well capable of Nintendo Mario's feats of strength, which can go further than Hyperversal. Game-wise, he can lift and punt entire castles that weigh at least 61 million tons (meaning that his foot alone is 231 times more powerful than the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima), break thousands of bricks with his bare hands, throw a baseball so fast it ignites the air, lift a neutron star (those are worth up to 2 Solar masses) and break asteroids easily. In SMG4: Super Challenge 64, once his path of backward sprinting started, he could not be stopped. He rammed & destroyed oncoming vehicles, went straight through concrete walls, heavily destroying small buildings, and managed to easily trample Son Goku and Shaggy Rogers two of whom are very powerful characters. He once defeated the Mario Head with a single jumping upwards fist strike, sending it into the clouds. In SMG4: To Become A God, Mario easily overpowers Melony in her Fierce Deity form while in his base form with nothing but a mere ping-pong racket, striking her so hard that she came out of the form entirely. He then overpowers her again in the SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS, in which he kicks her across the room in her Fierce Deity form when she was possessed by Niles, slamming her violently and fastly against a table. He also overpowers Jesus in SMG4: Mario and The God Box, and literally tears a hole through the fabric of reality, pulling apart the universe as easily as opening a bag of chips in SMG4: The Very Safe & Legal SMG4 Show, possibly granting him immeasurable strength.
  • Pyrokinesis: Like in the mainstream Mario games, when Mario collects a Fire Flower, he transforms into Fire Mario, can throw fireballs and manipulate fire. When drawing power from the Smash Ball, he can use Mario Finale, his Final Smash from the Super Smash Bros. series which allows him to throw a powerful stream of fire. Videos prior to 2020 sometimes gives Mario the ability to throw fire without the help of a Fire Flower.
  • Agility: Despite his weight and shape, he has a great acrobatic capability. He also can greatly apply this to combat, as he can be very skillful when it comes to rapid, high jumps, flips, and tackles. A great example of this was the time he got locked into combat with Sans. He can also leap from falling object to falling object in SMG4: SMG4... Are You Ok?
  • Bilingualism: Mario is shown to be bilingual, speaking in fluent English and Italian (his mother tongue). His skill is displayed in SMG4: High School Mario, where he and Luigi were given an A+ grade by their Italian teacher. He can also apparently communicate by screaming as shown in SMG4: Mario VS Siren Head. According to SMG4: Mario goes to the Dentist..., he is apparently fluent in Spanish, as he was able to successfully pass off as a Mexican dentist.
  • CAPturing: Using Cappy, Mario can take control of other people, enemies or inanimate objects.
  • Meme physiology: Due to the SMG4 Universe logic, Mario has a status of a joke character that can use meme or excessive grotesque powers such as the following:
    • Superhuman Speed: Mario is usually very slow, but there are instances where he shows he had the capability of superhuman speed. There are many instances throughout the SMG4 series where Mario manages to run fast enough to keep up with or escape moving vehicles, such as in SMG4: Mario's Big Chungus Hunt, where he was outrunning a Tank before the tank's operator stopped him by firing an armor-piercing shell directly at him. Mario was able to outrun many police cruisers in a high-speed chase running backward in SMG4: Super Challenge 64. Mario's top speed is extremely vague and varies a lot from episode to another, but scaling him to his official self would make him just as fast, if not faster, than his rival Sonic the Hedgehog, as he's shown to be massively faster than light at many occasions, and broke several times the barrier of time and speed itself, his Backwards Long Jump technique increases his speed drastically. The most notable example of this is SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, in which he casually accidentally goes so fast that he breaks through time and space and travels through multiple dimensions, and even to another universe, before ending up in a dimension parallel to the movie. This would easily make him MFTL and grant him immeasurable speed.
    • Superhuman Reflexes: There were many instances throughout the SMG4 series where he was able to dodge bullets. He once casually dodged shotgun rounds the instant they were inches away from landing on him. In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 0% of Spaghetti, he and SMG4 casually dodge missiles and rocket launchers being fired by the guy they were robbing. Mario is shown to do this again in SMG4 Movie: WESTERN SPAGHETTI, being able to dodge a missile from a rocket launer with it being even closer to him than it was last time. On a scale perspective, it makes him faster than any other character in the SMG4 Universe, as shown many times, including dodging lasers, piloting MFTL objects, and reacting faster than time itself.
    • Superhuman Durability: Over the years, Mario has survived nearly everything thrown at him, from falling from great heights, falling from orbit, gunfire, explosions (greatly ranging in magnitude), getting attacked by Bowser, getting crushed, physical blows from SMG4 (about as strong as him), to car & plane crashes, all barely fazed. He even survived being utterly beaten by a Super Saiyan 3 Steve and taking a direct hit from his Kamehameha. In SMG4: Mario and the Experiment, Mario was clinging to the face of Godzilla when Joe Boopkins threw a Jotaro-style flurry of punches onto Godzilla; Mario survived the pummeling while Godzilla was sent flying and dissipated from damage. It should be noted that Joe is strong enough to obliterate a large pirate ship with one swing of his giant tentacle. In SMG4: Super Challenge 64, Mario is seemingly unhurt, and even unbothered after the Mushroom Kingdom Armed Forces dropped a nuclear weapon right on top of him from a Stealth Bomber. He didn't seem to take notice that he was hit by a nuke point-blank, neither the destruction of Mushroom City around him after it; he was too busy celebrating winning a bet made by Meggy (he was challenged to run backward for a whole day). He has survived shots from miniguns, AK-47s, and .50 caliber sniper rifles with no visible injuries. He (in the mainstream games) survived the resetting and pressure of the entire universe at once, survived hits from multiversal beings and even tanked hits from Dreamy Bowser, who had theoretically unlimited power. Mario also has been shown to resist the lack of any potential dimension including time and space without being affected in any way (SMG4: Mario Gets【Ｗｏｋｅ】), making him superior (faster, more durable and in a higher existence plane) than them, meaning he is potentially over the concepts of life and death, which could explain his absurd levels of durability. Similar occurences are seen in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Time Travel Tells and Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Castle Jumping = Time Traveling = Zombies, in which he is shown able to survive without his own universe existing. In S̶M̶G̶4̶: I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!, Mario got stabbed to the head by two swords and at the end of the episode he separated his head from his body without any kind of visible handicap. He has also survived decapitation multiple times and even being burned alive by characters like Cringe or Bowser. In SMG4: What If Mario Had $10,000,000?, Mario was the only one to resist being stung by a swarm of bees, getting burned by the Angry Sun, and the loud screechy singing voice of Toads, and in SMG4: Mario Does Literally Anything For Views, he was able to easily take on being stabbed and shot multiple times without feeling the slightest bit of pain.
    • Immortatlity: Mario, in general, has always appeared to be completely unable to truly die. He doesn't age, as he's been 24 years old since the beginning of the series (meanwhile, characters like Meggy and Melony have continued to age). It is very hard to kill him due to his ability of regenerating inhumanly fast, as well as being able to detach and reattach his head and limbs like it's nothing, and seemingly not being hurt even after going through major fatal injuries. However, in the off-chance that he does die, he always just respawns.
      • Death Resistance: Arguably his most impressive feat is his ability to simply choose to not die, even when an extremely powerful force is forcing death upon him. For one, in the episode Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Wallets and Dinosaurs, near the end of the episode, God decides that it's Mario's time to die and go to heaven after finally retrieving this wallet from Yoshi. However, Mario just... decides not to. And this isn't something EVERYONE can do, as in SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition), a similar thing happens to MarioMario54321, but he has no power to resist this. So this means that Mario seemingly has the power to override God. However, it doesn't stop there. In the series, the only character that's been shown to truly have the ability to kill Mario has been Eldritch Zero, or Niles, by sucking the very essence out of a character. However, Mario has been shown to resist even this. In the SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special, Mario was shown to resist this for three and a half minutes before he was saved. Now, this might no sound like a long time, but considering that the deaths of other avatars that Niles killed were nearly instant, then it says a lot about Mario. However, more impressively is in SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2021, when Mario survived his ESSENCE being pulled from his body for approximately 23 MINUTES and 14 seconds STRAIGHT (when adding together the time he began getting zapped in SMG4: The Final Piece to the time when he was finally released in WOTFI 2021.) Even Mario's LEAST impressive time spent of enduring this being 1 minute and 13 seconds is impressive when considering that Spudnick only survived for exactly 60 seconds, and Fred's death was instant. But not for Mario; no, his sheer willpower allowed him to survive his essence being destroyed for over 20 MINUTES. And it STILL doesn't end there. In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies, Mario travels 10,000 years into the future. There, he meets Future Mario, who is still alive (and the same age) 10,000 years into the future. In the future, the universe seems to be destroyed, as all there is Mario in a black void. This is further evidenced by the fact that there is, apparently, a zombie invasion in the year 2075, and evidenced even further by the episode Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Time Travel Tells, in which Mario goes back in time to before Super Mario 64 exists and accidentally stops the game (and thus his universe) from ever being created. However, despite this, he is shown existing as his SMG4 self without the game ever existing. If all this is true, then this means that Mario can survive the destruction of the universe, easily making him hyperversal+ in terms of durability, and possibly even outerversal when considering Mario In Real Life, assuming that he still can use his powers in the Great Beyond (which is implied to still be the case in his few appearances in this realm during SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS).
    • Anaerobic Functioning: Mario is often seen in space or underwater without showing signs of needing oxygen. This trait is often shared with the older, r******* SMG4 characters. (While others haven't proven they can.) However, in SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies, he wasn't able to breathe underwater, so he had to increase his nose size to the air to breathe. However, without an explanation, he is once again able to breathe underwater in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon.
    • Hand-to-hand skill: Although most of the time he is depicted as a coward, there are times he has displayed his true skill has proven himself to be a master at unarmed combat. Over the years he has been in many battles, winning most of them. He has his own unique style, with very fast and powerful punches and kicks and tackles. There are many good examples of this, especially in the earlier episodes, including SM64: Bad Star's Back, in which he takes out an army of psychotic teletubbies almost entirely by himself, as well as his final fight with SMG4 at the end of SMG4: Mario Battle Royale. In many FNAF related episodes (specifically R64: Freddy's Spaghettiria, R64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettria, and Mario Plays: Five Nights A Freddy's), all end with Mario obliterating the FNAF animatronics. He can hold his own and even defeat Sans in If Mario Was In... Undertale (a character which Steve, someone who is similarly powerful like Mario, struggled against), and has fought godlike beings such as the Mario Head. Also, in SMG4: Mario Steals The Constitution, he and Bowser go hand-to-hand with the Obama Prism, a godlike entity in charge of protecting America's Constituion, and win. The most recent example of this is in the episode Luigi Doesn't Need Mario, in which Mario and Luigi fight Shigeru Miyamoto and Doug Bowser, beating the two to a pulp. These skills might be a reference to the many martial arts he demonstrated in many games, the most famous example being in the Super Smash Bros. series.
    • Giant-Size and Strength: In SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special), Mario used a Mega Mushroom to grow into Mega Mario, a power-up form which is bigger, stronger and tougher than the base Mario.
    • Sub-Zero Temperature Tolerance: During SM64 Bloopers: SnowTrapped, in a few moments, Mario was naked in the freezing cold a few times, without any adverse effects. He is also occasionally seen in space, which has a fatal temperature of -454.81, dressed casually in no protective garments, and still is not bothered by it. However, SMG4: Little Penguin Lost shows that freezing water will still freeze him.
    • Rapping Skills: In the War of the Fat Italians series since SM64: War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special), as well as Supah Star Rap Battles of EPICNESS: Mario VS Luigi., Mario can hold his own when it comes to rap battles, whether he be up against SMG4 or an arc villain.
    • H4ck1ng Sk1llz: Despite normally being unintelligent, Mario was shown to be perfectly capable of hacking into computers in SMG4: MarioTube 2. However, he needed to break into YouTube Headquarters in order to do so. In Portal M4R10 - If Mario was in... Portal, he managed to hack one of GLaDOS's security cameras, using a nearby computer, so that it would show Teletubbies instead of the camera's live feed.
    • Body Manipulation: Mario has shown to have near complete control over how his body moves and functions, being able to squeeze, stretch, and move his body in whichever way he chooses.
      • Head Removal: Thanks to the humorous laws of Cartoon Physics, Mario will sometimes lose his head and be totally fine in the next scene. On rare occasions, his body can function without his head attached. In SMG4: Mario and the Anime Challenge, Mario can be seen attempting to reattach it after it came off, possibly implying that his head is detachable like a LEGO® Minifigure. This has been somewhat confirmed in episodes like SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, in which Mario is shown intentionally detaching and reattaching his head in means of combat.
      • Contortion: Mario has been shown to be able to contort his body in various ways throughout the series.
      • Fat Powers: In SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus, Mario could make himself even fatter at will. This made him even stronger, allowing him to break down doors and other furniture.
      • Elasticity: Mario has been shown to be able to stretch his body parts, mainly his nose and limbs, at will.
        • Nose Extension: As revealed in SMG4: If Mario Moves, He Dies, he can stretch his nose, and he can grabs things with it, for example in one scene, he grabbed a gun with his nose, and accidentally shot the lock, letting Hal Monitor in. He can actually use his nose to move, for example, in the Super Mario 64 segment, he used his nose to jump and avoid Goombas, and used his wheelchair to stomp on them. He also used his nose to knock a Bob-omb to a Chain Chomp, killing it. He can extend his nose with such force that it can knock super powered beings like Mr. Incredible unconscious and he can use it to boost his already impressive jumps to insane levels, even with an SMG in each hand.
    • Dancing: Mario is known to be skilled at dancing as shown in R64: Stupid Mario Party as he can perform continuously at a quickened pace that Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi were unable to memorize his movements and catch up with him. However, he does have a limit to the duration of his dancing, as SMG4: Steve VS Smash Bros showed him about to run out of new dancing moves while facing off a Fortnite character. Once, dancing with his past self actually stopped a time paradox in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer. In Season 11, Mario's dancing abilities became more prominent in appearances, and remain as good as ever.
    • Nude Bomb: In SMG4: Mario Gets Stuck On An Island, Mario was able to gather the nudes from not just himself but from "all the hoes and the bitches" into a Spirit Bomb type ball that was powerful enough to turn a pig to ashes.
    • Master Sword Removal: Despite his negative traits and not proving his power, wisdom, and courage, Mario in If Mario was in... Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time proved worthy of drawing Master Sword from its pedestal. This impressive feat, however, might be just attributed to his already absurd superhuman strength, the seal being near-impossible to remove would make Mario technically infinitely strong.
    • Clone Jutsu: In SMG4: Mario and the Anime Challenge, Mario has shown being capable of copying the Clone technique from the Naruto series.
    • Z Move: Italian ThunderFat: In Super Mario Guides: HOW TO CATCH POKEMON, Mario was able to fly up to above the atmosphere, charge up his Z-Power, and deliver a ground smash powerful enough to leave the entire planet in ruins.
    • Tychokinesis: Mario seemingly has tychokinesis, which is the ability to manipulate luck (albeit, probably not intentionally). For instance, he's always getting out of the impossible situations he finds himself in due to his stupidity, and almost always comes out completely unscathed. SMG3 even references this in SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION, stating that he can't just "pull a Mario and get [themselves] out of [a] situation." Either this, or Mario just has improbably good luck.
    • Architect: In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: World of Craftmine, Mario claimed to be an architect but he can't build a thing. He gets better at building later on, but as seen in SMG4: The Bed., he usually ends up making things that are far from the intended result, initially leading him to creating a reclining beach chair out of logs before he changes it into a fully functioning robot after he realized that he was reading "the wrong side" of the instructions.
    • Coin Absorption: In SMG4: Mario Commits Tax Fraud, when the Grand Council of Tax Fraud attempted to kill Mario by shooting him with golden coins, he absorbed them instead (and possibly gained a few extra lives in the process). This referenced how most video game characters can pick up currency by simply coming in contact with them.
    • Business Planning: Mario has some knowledge at running a good business, making a B&B serve with quality as shown in SMG4: Mario's Bed and Breakfast.
    • Backwards Long Jump (BLJ): The famous speedrun move from Super Mario 64 when Mario gains momentum by a Thwomp in SMG4: Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti. In SMG4: If Mario Was In Meta Runner, Mario makes a BLJ with Tari to speedrun around the world (including Brazil). In episodes such as SMG4: If Mario was in... Fall Guys, Mario can do it without using an obstacle. In SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness he makes a BLJ in the first floor of Peach's Castle with a possessed Luigi. In SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin he's doing one at the beginning when he's going to the theatre. In SMG4: Doomsday but Mario is Okay, Mario makes a BLJ to go faster to the fridge to see if there was food. Same thing happened in SMG4: Uncanny Mr Mario to see if there was spaghetti. While speedrunning Super Mario 64, the BLJ is the only move Mario knows how to do without a reference. In SMG4: The Floor is Lava, Mario makes a BLJ to escape from a jail made by Boopkins it worked for a few seconds only just to fly around the world by ending up on the same jail. In SMG4: Mario Can't Play With You Anymore..., Mario makes a BLJ as one of the methods to free Phoenix Wright and the rest of the non-Nintendo characters in a cage. In SMG4: If Mario Was In... Simulator Games, Mario makes a BLJ on the farm to plant seeds faster. In SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, Mario tries a BLJ on the stairs of the second floor similarly how he did in Super Mario 64 to pass Beeg SMG4, but failed. In SMG4: A Happy Little Road Trip, Mario makes a BLJ to enter into SMG4's van. In SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, Mario makes a BLJ in SMG4's van to skip through the road and go to the cinema early but ends up meeting his movie counterpart. In SMG4: Mario Works At KFC, Mario uses a BLJ from his kart to get into a school bus. In SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2023, Mario used his move to get to SMG3's notebook. In SMG4: TRASH FRIENDS, Mario used a BLJ to go through a trash bag as well as escaping the junkyard. However, the most notable appearance of this ability was in SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, in which Mario BLJ'd so hard and fast that he broke through time and space and travels to another universe entirely, as well as other dimensions.
    • Post Explosion Regeneration: Especially in the classic episodes, Mario has been shown to explode several times in the series, turning into a coin in the process. He can then revert to human form from that coin. While this ability hasn't been shown for a long time, it made a return in SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special as a reference.
    • Mind Control Resistance: Mario can resist being mind controlled as seen in R64: Stupid Smash Bros where Master Hand tried to mind control him but he was "too stupid" to be mind controlled.
    • Intangibility: Mario has been shown many times throughout this series to be completely intangible (when he chooses), being able to phase through walls as well as other things throughout the series.
      • Gravity Deviation: Mario has been shown to be able to defy gravity multiple times throughout the series.
        • Black Hole Manipulation: As mentioned in the previous entry, Mario has pulled out a black hole and thrown it to Luigi, without getting sucked in at all. Also, in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: SMG3's Plan To Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It, Mario refers to a black hole as simply "a hole in [their] dimension," seeming completely unbothered by it, before stating that it's something that they have to survive all the time. This is further supported in SMG4: SMG4 NEWS, in which Mario (presumably) gets sucked up into the black hole at the end, as he should've was in the News Station at the time as he was on the news earlier for being the world's best basketball player), and yet he (and everyone else) are shown completely fine the next episode.
        • Flight: While Mario has been shown to be able to fly with power-ups like the Wing Cap, as well as whenever he goes Super Saiyan, he was also shown to be able to fly in his base form in Luigi Doesn't Need Mario, when he flies to the Nintendo HQ after hearing Luigi in need. In Season 1, Mario was also often shown capable of an ability called "Moon Jump," which also essentially involved him flying around the world, though he doesn't do this anymore.
      • Matter Manipulation: Mario has been shown various times to be able to phase through walls and other solid objects. He has been shown to switch between these in SMG4: Mario Steals The Constitution, in which he crashes through the wall, before phasing through the door later while visiting Peach. He also does this whenever he BLJs, or does another speedrun trick, and in SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, SMG4 implies that the BLJ can be faster and more powerful in areas with a bad "collision box."
    • Avatar Giant: By taking in memes, he can get bigger. But if his Super Meme Guardians don't properly concentrate their powers, or if they take in a meme themselves, unwanted and uncontrollable enlargements can occur. Smaller amounts of Meme energy enlarge his head and give him the power of flight.
    • Teleportation/Peace Out: Mario can teleport away from his current location by doing the 'Peace Out' gesture, a move he uses in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Poppy Playtime to get away from Huggy Wuggy after he knocks Huggy into the wall of a vent using an air vent.
    • Super Saiyan Form: Mario has been shown to be able to go Super Saiyan 3 if he ever gets mad enough. He is also shown to be able to transform into a Giant Super Saiyan with a Giga Bell in SMG4: Stupid Bowser's Fury.
      • God-like Strength: While Mario is already on very vast levels of superhuman strength as a normal person, is can be assumed that his physical capability is massively amplified in Super Saiyan form. And in the events of SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2019, during an arm-wrestling challenge with SMG4, he would turn into a Super Saiyan 3, further enhancing his physical strength. Note that Mario's Super Saiyan form abilities are scaled much more accurately with real Nintendo's Mario counterpart's powers.
      • God-like Speed: While in the state of Super Saiyan, Mario is able to fly at incomprehensible speeds. In R64: Mario Simulator, he was able to fly from the Earth to the Sun in ~3 seconds. This means he clocked in the speed of around 111,552,000,000 mph (30,986,667 mi/second), approximately 170 times the speed of light. (The calculation of exact speed is an observation and should not be considered official by any means.)
      • God-Like Endurance: Mario has already survived many things that would be absolutely impossible for a normal person to survive without an invincibility star, so going Super Saiyan would make him even more indestructible than he already is.
  • Universe Sustainence: As the avatar of his universe, Mario is what gives his universe its form and life, as well as what kept it together. If he dies, then the entire universe would become corrupted and collapse.
  • Reality Warping: There have been many instances of Mario casually warping reality to get what he wants. It is possible that this is due to him being the avatar of the universe. For instance, in SMG4: Mario Steals The Constitution, Mario hijacks Bowser's prerecorded workout instruction and possesses the instructor, before crawling out of the screen and effectively transporting into Bowser's living room. He also now has the instructor's body in his hand, despite the video being prerecorded. There are many other instances of Mario's reality Warping, including sticking his hand through phone conversations and other things. In SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters, Luke (as SMG4) states that Mario can "pull anything he ever wants out of thin air." This is backed up by the various random objects he's shown to get out of nowhere, such as guns, food, and powerups. The best example of this is when he is shown ripping a hole through reality and pulling out a black hole, before tossing it to Luigi in SMG4: The Very Safe & Legal SMG4 Show. Also, BLJs, as well as other Super Mario 64 speedrun tricks, are technically considered reality warping in the context of the game, and presumably, the show as well. The biggest, most recent example of Mario showcasing this power was in SMG4: IT'S A ME.........; while the episode first involves Mario doing his usual reality warping, like hijacking electronics by (somehow) turning on SMG4's PC and booting up GMOD, before walking up to and crawling through the computer screen. However, the plumber eventually transformed into a giant, angelic being before infecting the castle and III's Coffee and Bombs with a strange Mario-like ooze (similar to the Demonic Goop that appeared in SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT), which caused the two buildings to be lifted into the air and begin floating. He also summoned strange blocks from the ground while in this form. While it's unknown if these powers are only limited to the SMG4 Universe considering that he's the avatar, it is possible that they extend beyond that considering episodes like Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Time Travel Tells and Future Mario exists. It is further implied that they do in Mario In Real Life and the SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS, both of which showcasing Mario to still have his elastic, cartoonish powers (and the latter including even his avatar powers) while in this higher realm.
    • Portal/Vortex Creation: Mario also has shown capable of the ability of creating portals and vortexes out of nowhere. In SMG4: The Stupid Mario Movie, Mario is shown intentionally creating portals twice; once when falling into Bowser's lair with Luigi, and the second after he accidentally destroys the universe whilst fighting Chris Pratt. Also, in SMG4: The Very Safe & Legal SMG4 Show, Mario is shown creating a vortex out of nowhere and pulling a black hole out of before tossing it to Luigi.
  • Angelic Mario: Also known as Biblically Accurate Mario, this form is probably one of Mario's strongest forms to date. First appearing in SMG4: IT'S A ME........., this form showcases the plumber transforming into a giant, winged, flying eldritch beast similar to the image of a Biblically Accurate Angel, which was a popular meme online. His sheer size alone in this form makes Mario very destructive; however, Mario also specializes in reality warping while in this form, as he is able to infect objects (like SMG4's castle and SMG3's Shop) with a Mario-like goop, which makes them float into the air. He is also able to create strange, foreign blocks and rise them from the ground. As of now, there hasn't been shown any way to stop or avoid these attacks.
  • God: In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies, Mario travels 10,000 years into the future. There, he meets Future Mario, who is still alive (and the same age) 10,000 years into the future. In the future, the universe seems to be destroyed, as all there is Mario in a black void and a time machine. In the future, Mario also appears to be all-knowledgeable, as he was expecting the past Mario's visit. The destruction of the universe is further supported by the fact that there is, apparently, a zombie apocalypse in the year 2075. If this is true, that the universe is destroyed, and yet Mario is somehow not only still alive but all-knowledgeable, then this would make him a god of some sorts.

Immortal

In SMG4: The Resurrection, Mario and his friends get turned into Immortals to give them strength to find a way to resurrect Greg The Alien.

  • Devastating Slash Attack: While Mario wasn't shown to have any unique skills throughout the episode, near the end of the episode, when the altar the team was using to resurrect Greg started killing Bob Bobowski, Mario used a boost from Meggy's rocket launcher to gain momentum before activating his power (indicated by his red glowing eyes), a powerful slash strong enough to take down the entire altar.

Weaknesses

Of course, Mario has weaknesses (though comparatively few compared with many characters):

  • Slow speed: Due to his high weight (at least 12,000 pounds which equals 6 tons), he is slow on his feet, as shown in 101 Ways for Mario to Die, The 1337 Police, and several other episodes, though this isn't much of a flaw. However, he was recently shown to have superhuman speed.
  • Lack of common sense: Mario is easily the dumbest character in the SMG4 series, not even knowing what 1+1 is until Baldi taught him math. It is so far his biggest weakness, as it cost him quite a few battles, despite his strength. However, Mario sometimes does shows signs of intelligence in some episodes, with the biggest example being SMG4: The Super Mario Stupid Show, which brings up the question if Mario pretends to be stupid and/or has an intelligent side. Despite Mario having insane abilities, including his ridiculous level of strength, he seems to never actually use it when circumstances require it, such as facing enemies/foes or getting out of a certain situation. This can also be tied to his cowardice.
  • Impulsiveness: Mario has a tendency to run into danger without a strategy. This caused him to lose several lives in SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?, get bombed several times by SMG3's Painting in SM64 Bloopers: SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom, and almost got him turned into a T-Pose Zombie in SMG4: Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse. This is a character trait not unique to him in terms of combat impulsiveness: Luigi on occasions runs into combat extremely recklessly when forced out of fear, or Meggy Spletzer, who often overestimates her capability, as it once got her turned into a T-Pose Zombie.
  • Poor Cooking Skills: Similar to but not as bad as Meggy, Mario has inadequate cooking skills, and whenever he turned an oven on, the oven would destroy Peach's Castle. In SMG4: Mario's Hell Kitchen, SMG4 deemed him useless and didn't allow him to help their team because of it (ironic, despite the fact that most of the other members of the team are just bad as him). Sometimes the occurrence of him failing to use an oven or machines is attributed to bad luck. Unlike Meggy, however, his cooking results aren't quite as bad and he sometimes even manages to succeed (though it's usually done with stolen ingredients).
  • Disconnected from Reality: Mario very easily gets wrapped up in falsehoods and has been known to lash out at residents of the Mushroom Kingdom for things he's seen fictional versions of themselves do in memes.
  • Megalomania: While normally content to be a plumber, any time Mario gets a measure of power, no matter how small leads to him quickly becoming a tyrant and despot, alienating his friends and setting in motion events to remove him from power, such as becoming temporary ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom or getting a building permit from Isabelle.

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Pokemans

This is a list of Mario's Pokemans throughout the Super Pokeman 64 series.

Super Useful Luigi <---> Weegee

Superusefulluigi
  • History:

When Mario starts to battle Gary's Groudon, Mario sent out his starter Pokeman Luigi. But Mario finished Gary's Pokemon by shooting it. It travels throughout the series. It can Mega Evolve into Weegee by Mario's Spaghetti (which acts like a Mega Stone). After he had seen Pengaz is chosen to be Mario's favorite Pokeman, he was abandoned.

  • Personality and Characteristics:

Luigi is a very timid, and a cowardly Pokeman, but he often helps Mario. Luigi becomes sad when he was abandoned, as shown in Super Pokemans 64: Legendary Pokemon. As Weegee, he has no emotion, but he can send a person flying with just a wink.

  • Moves used:

Cry- function unknown.

Punch- Uses his hand to punch the opponent.

Spaghetti- function unknown

Kick in the Nuts- function unknown

Thunder Smash- he turns into Fire Luigi, then he creates a fireball at his left hand and an electric ball at his right hand. Then mixes both and throws to the opponent.

Attract- Luigi dances to attract the opponent.

Hammer- Luigi brings out his hammer, and repeatedly hits the opponent with it.

Scratch- Luigi scratches the opponent with his two hands.

Spin Attack- Mario grabs Luigi, then Mario spins and throws Luigi to the opponent.

Foongus<--->Mentally Pissed off Toad

Toad-0
  • History:

At first, it was a Foongus, until it evolved into Toad. It chased Mario to the lab, then it was caught. When Gary declares a rematch with Mario, Gary's Weedle sends Toad flying. After Gary's defeat, Toad returns panicking, attacking Mario in the process. It returned in Super Pokemans 64: Legendary Pokemon, it was sent out by Mario to kill Gary's Machoke in battle.

  • Personality and Characteristics:

Toad is a very wild Pokeman when it was encountered, but it was calmed when caught.

  • Moves used:

AK-47- Swag glasses falls into Toad's eyes then brings out an AK-47 and starts shooting the opponent.

Magiderp

Magiderp
  • History:

It was caught during the events of Super pokeman 64 bloopers: GYMS AND BADGES. It embarrassed Mario in front of strong trainers. It flew away while chasing Blaine.

  • Personality and Characteristics:

The trainer gets embarrassed when it was shown to stronger trainers.

  • The moves are unknown.

Pengaz

Pengaz
  • History:

It was first heard by a man who suffered from a heart attack. Mario tracked it down by the man's diary, which led him to a cave. It kept running to the deepest part. Gary went to look at it, but after he had seen it, he angrily left it alone, then it was caught by Mario. Then Mario used it to destroy the girl blocking the path.

  • Personality and Characteristics:

Pengaz usually runs away from trainers when in the wild. Pengaz is a very useful Pokeman as shown in Super Pokemans 64: Legendary Pokemon, even though it looks a "lameass" Pokeman.

  • Moves used:

Egg Bomb- Pengaz releases an electrical shock from its mouth then the opponent explodes if hit.

Trivia

  • "Mario Facts" are displayed between skits in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition), according to Luke Lerdwichagul. Many of them were made as jokes, as the "facts" are quite exaggerated for Mario's character.
    1. Mario eats around 640,000 bowls of spaghetti each hour. (then he would eat over 177 bowls of spaghetti every second)
    2. Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo.
    3. Mario hit puberty when he was 30.
    4. Mario can fly with his magical cap. (like the original Super Mario 64 game, when Mario gets a Wing Cap)
    5. Mario farted over 13456 times in the Castle.
    6. Mario hasn't proved left or right-handed, meaning he's probably ambidextrous.
    7. Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys.
    8. Luigi is actually Mario's sister.
    9. Mario is actually Chinese but changed to Italian.
    10. Mario's last name is "The Plumber".
    11. Mario's favorite color is Boobies...
    12. Mario's birthday is on 13/31/1942 or sumthin'.
    13. Mario's middle name is "Sexy".
    14. Mario has children and their names are Toad.
    15. Mario's overalls were created from dirt.
    16. Mario was going to star in Justin Bieber's music video but got kicked due to destroying everything.
    17. Everyone's eyes are blue. (referring to the characters who are Mario Recolors who have the same eye textures as Mario)
    18. Everyone stole Mario's mustache style.
    19. Bowser hates Mario because he made him drop his sandwich! (reference to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario)
    20. Mario wears contact lenses and panties.
    21. Mario's nose originally was a genetic mutation.
  • In SMG4: The Grand Mario Hotel, Mario's full name was Mario #8052011, as opposed to his actual full name (which is simply "Mario Mario"). However, in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Anime, Mario's full name is indeed Mario Mario, since before accidentally killing himself, he writes "Mario Mario" on the Death Note.
  • Mario being obsessed with spaghetti is actually a canonical thing in the Mario universe. In the old DIC cartoons, Mario loved eating Italian food such as spaghetti and pizza and would only ever think about eating. However, his obsession in the cartoons is notably much less exaggerated than in the SMG4 series, and of course, doesn't involve him getting naked.
  • Most notably during older appearances, he is portrayed as straight and homophobic. However, he often displays homosexual traits.
  • As of SMG4: Mario and The Backrooms, Mario sometimes uses the Uberduck.ai Mario voice generator for his lines in replacement for the Italian gibberish from the Mario & Luigi series, making him one of main four characters to speak through a voice generator, the other three being Chris, Swag and Bob.
    • Unlike them, however, he doesn't talk solely with a voice generator, and has occasionally also been voiced by real-life people.
  • Mario's “MAMAF_CKER!” catchphrase is a combination of his “Mama Mia!” quote from Mario Kart 64, the beeping sound typically used to censor bad words, and the “er” part of his “Hammer!” quote from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.[9]
  • Mario sells his soul all the time, as shown in SMG4: The Fan Written Episode (4 Mill Sub Special).
  • Mario is one of the four characters to appear in the very first blooper by Luke (Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake Is a Lie!). The others are Peach, Lakitu, and Toad.
  • Mario has been shown to occasionally eat food from the dumpster, such as in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Free Lunch for Mario.
  • According to Mario Kart 64 Bloopers: An Adventurous Drive, Mario met Adolf Hitler once.
  • Mario behaved much less spoonily in the 2011 bloopers. He was however shown to be far more r******* back then since according to Luke, he didn't know any number past 10.
  • Mario thinks that the elderly are useless. For instance, in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Who let the Chomp out?, Mario asks Toadsworth if the latter is going to throw his walking stick at the Chain Chomp to defeat it.
  • Mario has a YouTube channel called TheAwesomeMario, which currently has over 238K subscribers. From February 2018 onward, it is currently inactive, and he prefers posting his content on SMG4's channel.
  • Mario likes to jump off the castle roof.
  • When acting insane, Mario is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
  • Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti. He has also had a heart attack from eating hot dogs, requiring him to go to the hospital in SMG4: Luigi's Lesson.
  • According to Super Mario 64 Shorts - Bob-omache, Mario was once abducted by Bob-omb Buddies but was regarded as a failed experiment and was dropped in front of Peach's Castle.
  • Mario is a border-line idiot at the idiot test, as shown in Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: Mario Takes the Idiot Test.
  • In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Dreams, it was revealed Mario has a phobia of old people after his second dream.
  • In SMG4: If Mario Was AMONG US..., Mario states that he has 5000 IQ. This is obviously untrue because he wouldn't act so r******* if he had that much intelligence.
    • In SMG4: Stupid Bowser's Fury, Mario states that he has 15 IQ, which is more likely to be true. However, Mario's occasional moments of intelligence make up for this, so it is possible that this fact is also false.
  • Although Mario's favorite food is spaghetti, he has shown to enjoy eating other foods as well, such as pizza, mushrooms, toast, ravioli, and milk. In SMG4: She's Back!, Mario mistakes a raft for a "tasty donut", indicating that he likes donuts too.
  • The reason Luke made Mario a mentally r******* character was because he felt that using his "normal" or "heroic" personality from the mainstream Nintendo games would be boring. Incidentally, SMG4, his author avatar, has that personality.
  • According to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, the reason for his stupidity is because he took drugs. This is probably a false recollection.
  • As shown in SMG4: The Other Universe, Mario dying would lead to the SMG4 Universe being destroyed, due to being its avatar. However, Mario was shown dying quite a few times in previous episodes prior to Season 7, having crashed an elevator with him and Luigi still inside (in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր), was blown up from the inside after accidentally eating a Bob-omb (in Super Mario 64 Shorts - Bob-omache), fell off the castle's roof (in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Spaghetti Law.), got pranked by SMG4 into falling on lava (in Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Boil The Big Bully), accidentally got his past self blown up, which forced him to save himself (in SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 9 - Time travel edition), and got thrown into a giant toaster (in SM64: Mario joins the Circus). Even after SMG4: The Other Universe, Mario had been shown "dying" a couple of times such as in SMG4: If Mario Was In... Anime, where he accidentally killed himself by writing his name on the Death Note while attempting to kill the Mario in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and in Mario Plays: Delta Rune, where he was briefly seen pointing a gun at himself, and the end of the episode even stated that Mario died from a heart attack due to being so sad. These deaths likely did not count as an absolute death due to Mario's use of “extra lives” or continues (or in the case of Super Mario 64 Shorts - Bob-omache, being cloned according to SMG4). It is possible that Niles's attempt to kill Mario by corrupting him and sucking out his life force in SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special completely bypasses his extra lives, as Eldritch Zero is shown to be a virus and does not need to play by this universe's rules.
    • However, in SMG4: The Weegee Uprising, Mario, in an alternate timeline where Weegee Dolls took over the world, has apparently died from old age, this time, permanently. Likely because Glitch Productions didn't create the avatar concept at that time, the SMG4 Universe wasn't destroyed. Even if the concept did exist, it is possible that Mario's death wouldn't affect the universe if it wasn't influenced by any forces outside the universe, meaning he died by the universe's rules.
    • In 101 Ways For Mario To Die (The Right Way!), SMG4 made multiple clones of Mario and then got them all killed specifically for the video.
  • As a result of his stupid antics, Mario is often put in the naughty list and is given coal during Christmas, which once led to him trying to get himself into the nice list by trying to help everyone, only to accidentally make things worse, leading to him yet again being given coal in Super Mario Christmas 2016: Naughty or Nice.
  • As a result of chroma keying, Mario is sometimes a tiny bit transparent when the SM64 model is used. This can be found in R64: Mario The Waiter after Luigi goes to cook Mario's burrito with spaghetti in it, with the Pyro being slightly distinguishable.
  • According to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, Mario was apparently born in 1928. Though this isn't true, it might be a reference to how some fans theorize that he (in the mainstream games) is older than how he looks like, or if he ages slower than normal human beings, despite official (non-SMG4) material stating he is 25 years old.
    • Additionally, in SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL, his age was listed as "6,345".
    • As revealed in SMG4: SMG4's Origins, Mario's backstory is unchanged from his backstory from the games, so his past and recollections of said past were either false memories given to him after he was corrupted by SMG4's Guardian Pod, or he made those stories up to make his true origin ambiguous to others.
      • Due to the fact how much time has passed since those events had never been revealed, Mario's age is still unknown, though it is likely his age is the same as his canon counterpart (24/25)
  • According to The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, Mario was apparently born in 1928 in Italy. If Mario was really born in Italy in 1928, he would be born in the Kingdom of Italy during the time of Benito Mussolini's Fascist Regime.
  • Mario seems to enjoy playing Dark Souls 3.
  • As revealed in SMG4: Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti, Mario has a bank account for spaghetti.
  • As revealed in SMG4: Mario vs IT 🤡, (one of) his worst nightmare(s) is broccoli.
  • In most episodes, Mario seems to own an iPhone, based on the iPhone 8.
  • Mario not only is entirely obsessed with eating (or humping), spaghetti, he even approves of incorporating it into other foods. This includes dumping beer in it (in SM64 Bloopers: Da Glitch), cake (Mario Bakes a """"Cake"""") and burgers.
  • Mario's ID number, #8052011, is a reference to the first SMG4 blooper, Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake Is a Lie!, which was uploaded on May 7, 2011.
  • In SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness, it was revealed that he likes Luigi only if he acted just like him, therefore explaining why he usually doesn't like him and abused him whenever Luigi annoyed him back in previous episodes.
  • Mario's favorite shows are The Golden Girls, spaghetti advertisements, and Hello Kitty as mentioned in SM64 Bloopers: Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!?.
  • WeegeepieYT released HD models of him and Luigi, which have been used in SMG4 videos since release. The models can be found right here.[10]
  • In SMG4: Mario School Club, it is implied that Mario has shoved objects up his ass. These objects are never said out loud, however, due to Meggy Spletzer stopping him from continuing.
  • Mario is able to make friends out of any kind of person, seeing that he has made friends with a speaker with legs, a skeleton, a lanky-ass doll and more.
  • Certain clips in videos like SMG4: If Mario Was In... ROBLOX and Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass hint to Mario finding the erotic act of Facesitting (receiving) very appealing.
  • As of the end of the Lawsuit Arc, Mario is the only main character to not get a major redesign of some kind.
  • In the Nintendo canon, Mario is 5'1" (155 cm). However, Meggy is 5'2" (157.5 cm), and it has been proven many times that Mario is taller than Meggy (along with most of the other characters). This leaves Mario's height currently unknown.
    • The same can be said for SMG4 and SMG3, since all three are the same height.
  • In My Roommate Mario, when SMG4 asks Mario where he can brush his teeth, Mario is confused and doesn't seem to know what that is. However, in Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk, Mario asks Luigi if he used his toothbrush during the war between the milk company employees and the cows. The reason for the inconsistencies is unknown, but it is likely that it is either an oversight or Mario just forgot since he is an idiot.
  • His Tarot Arcana is VIII - Justice.
  • The Youtuber Gabasonian made a poll for favorite YouTube Mario; consisting of SMG4 Mario, Level UP Mario, TerminalMontage Mario (aka Speedrunner Mario), & Gabasonian's own Mario. SMG4 Mario ended up winning the poll.[11]
  • In Making an SMG4 episode in ONLY 30 MINUTES! it is revealed Mario has a cake son named kek bert. However, this video is non-canon, making this false.
  • Ironically, Mario and Mr. Puzzles both had a father who scorned them. In Mario's case, a father who hated his son to death. And Mr. Puzzles, his father told him that he would never be anything in this life.

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References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Given SMG4's constant retcons, it is unknown the true status of Mario and Luigi's parentage/heritage, as of SMG4: SMG4's Origins it was revealed Mario and Luigi's had a normal childhood seemingly making the version of Mario and Luigi's father and mother seen in The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario non-canon, nonetheless Mario and Luigi are mentioned to still have parents multiple times within the series
  2. ↑ SMG4: Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti (at 9:06)
  3. ↑ SMG4: If Mario Was In... Anime (at 7:43)
  4. ↑ Mario's Plane Trip (at 1:12)
  5. ↑ Super Mario 64 Bloopers: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition)
  6. ↑ R64: Idiot karts 101 (at 6:37)
  7. ↑ SMG4: The Grand Mario Hotel (at 1:49)
  8. ↑ R64: Mario Simulator (at 3:30)
  9. ↑ https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/SMG4/comments/gjuo7v/i_fell_into_a_rabbit_hole_to_find_the_sorce_of/
  10. ↑ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2377540356
  11. ↑ Favorite YouTube Mario? - SMG4, Level UP, TerminalMontage, Gabasonian

Notes

  1. ↑ According to MediExcalibur2012 in his video "I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for over 4 years so lets talk about it".
  2. ↑ According to R64: Mario Simulator Mario is born in 1990.
  3. ↑ In Super Mario 64 Bloopers: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition) Mario is said to be born on the 31/13/1942 in one of the transition.
  4. ↑ In The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario, Mario is revealed to be born in 1928.
  5. ↑ In Mario's Plane Trip, Mario's passport is seen and it reveals his birthdate.
  6. ↑ In SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL, Mario's age is revealed to be 6,345.


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