Template:Conjecture Mario's Four Emotions are Teletubbies taking residence in Mario's mind. They control Mario's emotions and actions using a Magic Computer and a GameCube controller. Their only appearance is in 99% beroken, although the Anger emotion may have made a cameo appearance in SM64: Meet the Mario..
Anger
Mario's anger emotion is a red Teletubby wearing a Mario cap. He is usually very irritated. He controls Mario's mind by mashing the GameCube controller randomly, possibly explaining Mario's random, cartridge-tilt-esque spasms when the plumber is angry.
Hunger
Mario's hunger emotion is a purple Teletubby wearing a chef's hat he is perpetually hungry, and his form of controling Mario is unkow, as he is never seen controlling Mario, probably he bites the Gamecube controller and explains why Mario is adicted to eat Spaghetti and other things.
Smartness
Mario's smartness emotion is a green Teletubby wearing a dunce cap. He is, somewhat unsurprisingly, very dumb. He operates Mario's mind by randomly pressing buttons, explaining Mario's retardation and unfitting reactions to situations.
Gayness
Mario's gayness emotion is a yellow Teletubby wearing a hat with a wick and a fuse. He acts homosexual and flamboyant very often. To control Mario, he humps the GameCube controller. He is the most likely cause of Mario's gay behavior and frequent nudity.
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