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Mario & SMG4

Goddammit, Mario!!

—SMG4, Most of the bloopers

SMG4 is one of Mario's friends; however, the two are prone to incessant fighting, even over minor issues. SMG4 frequently gets fed up with Mario's antics and stupidity, often insulting the plumber with homophobic slurs or calling him a retard/dumbass. Mario also has problems with Glitchy; for example, he finds SMG4's SM64 bloopers unnecessary and stupid, oblivious to the fact that his existence and well-being hinges on the production of these videos. Mario and SMG4's hostility towards each other has practically been monetized with the annual War of the Fat Italians.

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A drawing of Mario and SMG4.

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Fanart of Mario and SMG4, in the art style of the Paper Mario series.

Mario and SMG4 seem to have a love-hate relationship, but they remain friends for several reasons. SMG4 has been shown to care deeply about Mario, and after a particularly tough ordeal will ask the latter for forgiveness. Mario will also get sappy during these scenes, but his emotions have often been used or discarded for comic relief. In short, Mario and SMG4 are perfectly fine with one-another when something crazy isn't happening.


Luigi

I think my brother is misunderstood, He is a really nice guy, there's just some times were he is not nice.

—Luigi, SM64: Meet the Mario
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Mario using Luigi as a sword

In the early bloopers, Mario and Luigi has been sometimes shown to heavily abuse one another by insulting , beating each other up, and even resorting to fratricide. It is possible that Mario resents Luigi for outperforming him in Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart and Mario Party. Mario also becomes irate when Luigi out-jumps him in Long Jump. Luigi also possesses some bitterness towards Mario, and can, like SMG4, get fed up with Mario's constant stupidity. Mario also frames Luigi for the destruction that Mario himself causes, and as a result, Luigi is severely beaten by the characters that Mario annoys.

Despite their sibling rivalry, Mario and Luigi do seem to truly care for each other. As an example, Luigi once risked his life to rescue Mario from a kidnapper & sacrificed himself in Mario SAW. However, Luigi didn't die because what Luigi fell in, thought to be lava, was actually flavored-Kool Aid, and Mario was extremely pissed at Waluigi for making him think his brother died. In addition to that, when Luigi died in Ssenmodnar 9, Mario cries, and attempted to use E. Gadd's time traveler to revive him. Also, in SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus, Mario was mad at Bob because he wouldn't let him and Luigi in, which resulted in Luigi becoming a T-Pose Zombie. This is another instance in which Mario cared for his brother. In The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentay Of Mario, Luigi states in an interview that Mario is a nice guy when sober, and that he's just drunk most of the time.

Mario and Luigi's true relation is unclear. While usually said to be brothers (which is canonical in official media, hence the "Bros."), there are conflicting accounts of Mario and Luigi's relation. It has also been suggested that Mario is Luigi's birthparent (due to some weird problem in Mario's genetic makeup), that Mario and Luigi met at an orphanage, and that Luigi is Mario's sister.

A minor running gag in Season 9 involved Mario unintentionally forgetting about Luigi's existence and the fact that he even has a brother, causing Luigi to be sad whenever hearing it.

Fishy Boopkins

Fishy has a somewhat nice relationship with him. Mario would usually use him as a tool in some situations, but they really like each other as friends and never fight.

However, Mario chose to use Fishy Boopkins in one of his Jackass stunts, which resulted in him crashing into a plane.

Fishy chose to support Mario during the War Of The Fat Italians 2017.

Bob

MARIO RAGES AT BOB!! XD

Mario rages at Bob for his betrayal because of his rapping career

Although Mario finds Bob annoying, he is much more tolerable toward Bob than SMG4. Mario has been shown to work with him in SMG4: Mario The Boy Scout and has shown to help him become famous in SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2017, compared to SMG4 who tries to use him as Product sales. He is also much more welcome to Bob compare to SMG4.

Bob also likes Mario considering he is the first person he has met in over 500 years. However, since SMG4: Mario and the T-Pose Virus, Mario has had a grudge against Bob because he left Mario and Luigi for dead when the T-Pose Zombies attacked them in Peach's Castle, which was shown again in The Mario Purge. After the events of Mario And... The Well, Mario became more accepting of him.

However, during his Diss Track, he rants about Mario’s pasta fetish.

Meggy

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Mario and Meggy singing songs while driving

Mario is a very close friend to Meggy.

When Mario first met Meggy, she was initially hostile towards Mario (as he apparently had trapped her in a paint can in her squid form), however later on, they became close friends. Mario sees Meggy as a good friend to be around with, since most of his other friends often treats him negatively. Even his own brother he doesn't care if he dies (This is no longer the case as Mario is depicted to greatly care for his brother since the events of The T-Pose Apocalypse) as well as The Mario Convention after she is turned into a T-Pose Zombie). Meggy sees him as a good friend in general. Despite her getting competitive on the Splatfest at times, Mario still forgives her of her attitude, and offers Meggy aid in emotional support whenever she feels down.

Saiko Bichitaru

Apology

Saiko asking if he was ready to say sorry

At first, Mario heavily feared and despised Saiko, as shown in Mario Battle Royale where he kicked her over into a ravine with Boopkins, He also made her an participant in his TV show, Mario's Jackass, and made her go up against an sentry robot. Angry, Saiko teamed up with the other participants to get revenge for the hardships and torture they went through. Despite this, they're shown in friendly terms, but there would be times where they would insult each other (Mario rudely told her to shut up in War of the Fat Italians 2018, and Saiko called him an idiot for no reason during SMG4: Mario and the Bob Mansion).

Toad

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Mario using Toad to get into Didney Worl

In 2011 and 2012 bloopers, Mario was a constant annoyance to Toad, causing the latter to be easily annoyed with the plumber. Toad used to have spiteful resentment for Mario, as well as for his specialness and hijinks. Even when Mario was not actually annoying Toad, the fungus showed reservation and a Squidward-SpongeBob complex around the plumber.

In more recent bloopers, Toad has started putting up with Mario; in fact, Toad himself has become an incredibly annoying character (thanks to his candy addiction) that Mario himself cannot stand. From 2013 onward, Toad has regularly professed his friendship to Mario in his raspy voice. In 2016, Toad went back to his hateful personality, and in 2018, his hatred went to extreme, and he wishes Mario dead.

According to Mario, he only likes Toad when he's not annoying.

Bowser

Mario is cool, but he needs to know he is a douche.

—Bowser, SM64: Meet the Mario

As in Nintendo canon, Mario and Bowser are usually cast as rivals. However, in the SMG4 universe, the two can cooperate when working towards a common goal (such as cooking or Peach-hating). Bowser has several claims for his usual hatred of Mario: the plumber has ostensibly crapped on him when the two were infants, as well as made him drop his sandwich. Between videos, Mario's relationship with Bowser can range from complete hatred to minor annoyance, and even to compassion or cooperation. This is best portrayed in the Cooking with Bowser and Mario videos. In more recent bloopers, the two are often shown to happily goof around over various instances, and usually don’t see each other as enemies.

Peach

Bitch do i look like i care

Mario reacting to him rescuing the Princess... he doesn't show affection anymore.

In the earliest bloopers, Mario had a one-way love interest for Peach. Since 2012, however, Mario and Peach have displayed mutual hatred. Mario in particular is sick of saving her and claims that the princess is a bitch. Mario has been revealed to be attracted to her curves (and very attracted to her boobs), but otherwise seems fed up with Peach's mind-numbing stupidity and vulnerability as well as her being one of the foils to his retardedness and forcing him to do chores such as in Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping and R64: Mario's Spageti Delivary.

However, deep down Mario does care about Peach, usually shown when their relationship is threatened; showing great concern when Prince Big Whoop asked for her hand in marriage in Castle Royale, and he sees her as his ideal girlfriend in SM64 Guides: How to Get a Valentine! (Valentine's Special). Additionally, Peach and Mario have been confirmed to have had sex before, but it apparently wasn't that great, as Mario has long since stopped caring about her.

Bowser Jr.

In Retarded64: Son of a Bowser, Mario had to babysit Bowser Jr. Despite burning him, when introduced, Bowser Jr. enjoyed Mario's company and thought of him as his "uncle". Mario thinks he's the "cutest wittle bowser" and flies him around like a plane, although after 3 hours he does get tired of playing around.

However, in Stupid Mario World Bowser Jr. reveals that Mario's been mean to him, from mocking him to injuring him with his kart.

Tari

Mario and Tari playing games

Mario and Tari playing video games.

First meeting in SMG4: Mario The Ultimate Gamer, Mario was impressed by Tari’s skills in gaming, and requested that she gives him training to beat SMG4. Subsequently, they became friends.