Mario Bakes a """"Cake""""/Transcript

Narrator: Hello, welcome, today a dumb fat Italian will show you how to make the finest cuisine

Narrator: This is the dumb fat Italian in question:

Mario: where am I?

Narrator: excellent now we can begin.

Mario: Who said that, are you a ghost?

Narrator I’m not a ghost you idiot

Mario: he’s in the walls he’s in the goddamn walls!!

*narrator shoots mario*

Narrator: before you can begin your cooking adventure, we will need a recipe, do you have one?

Mario: Yes I do! *shows narrator a video*

Narrator: Oh boy, that actually looks really good- *hits Mario with a shovel*

Mario: HEY, WHAT THE FU[bleep]?!

Narrator: Give me a real recipe, you idiot

Mario: Then check this out!

Narrator: Give me a favor and actually try for once. Or should I get one of your friends to cook instead.

Mario: *summons SMG4 with his tool gun*. *whispers something*

SMG4: *looks up a recipe*.

Mario: *prints it*

Narrator: Good enough. *removes smg4*

	"JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS!"
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