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Mario Buys Weird Internet Stuff ft. Bob is the eight hundred and thirty-fourth video to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
This video is also the fifty-ninth episode of the SMG4 CREW series. It was aired on September 6, 2023.
Synopsis[]
Mario & Bob find some WEIRD stuff on the internet
Plot[]
$1 Laptops (Prologue)[]
Mario is having a tantrum as SMG4 tells him he can’t have spaghetti until he gets him a new laptop. Bob appears and shows Mario a $1 laptop on Wish, which Mario orders several of. The laptops turn out to be a bunch of Transformers that then take SMG4 away to steal the Moon. Mario and Bob then see what else they can find on Wish.
6 Pack Abs[]
Bob makes Mario order him a 6 pack abs simulation for 11 dollars. After testing the abs on Bob, he becomes taller and more muscular. Birdo arrives and Bob hugs her. His strength accidentally crushes Birdo, and Bob starts crying.
Children Trophy[]
Mario and Bob decided to buy a children trophy worth 7 dollars and send it to SMG3 as a Virgin Award presented by Mario. SMG3 responds by sending a pipe bomb in Mario's mailbox.
Metal Pipes[]
Mario bought a lot of lead pipes that are worth a few hundred dollars, with Bob wondering what he would do with them. Mario then starts an ASMR with him on the beach with headphones, with several pipes falling and making loud noises that overwhelm Bob.
Teletubby Plushies[]
Mario is searching plushies until he finds Teletubby plushies. Bob rejects the idea of buying the plushes but Mario happily buys several of them regardless. Mario then cuddles a Po plush as Bob angrily watches and insults it, but the plush looks at Bob and says that it has seen the end of the world and it was so terrifying, this of course scares Bob and causes him to head out.
K'Nex Diddy Kong Legs[]
Mario searches for Nintendo items on a thrift website and finds K'Nex Diddy Kong's legs valued at $2. Bob mentions how he buys body parts all the time, while Mario gets the idea of buying the legs and sending them to Diddy, who was reading a book. Initially creeped out, Diddy starts sleeping with the legs but is saddened after Donkey Kong calls him a disgrace because of his actions.
Yoshi Costume[]
Mario and Bob agreed on buying a Yoshi costume that is worth 30 dollars, but when they got it, it turned out to be a Yoshi with a Male 07's head. Mario and Bob decide to donate it to Whimpu.
Toad Seat Covers[]
Mario suggests to put these $40 seat covers in Bob's car but the latter makes up an excuse, saying his car is in jail. After Tari suggests that the two give it to Karen, Mario and Bob, annoyed, reluctantly do so. While Karen was driving on the road with her kids, the Toad heads started yelling, causing her kids to go wild and ultimately overwhelming Karen to the point where she jumps out of her moving car. She decides to relax on the beach, only for that to be ruined by Mario and Bob's lead pipe ASMR.
Colorful Grillz[]
Bob sees these colorful grillz and wants to buy them, thinking it will make him the coolest rapper that ever lived. Mario wants cool teeth too and finds an AK-47 shaped fang. They both get their desired products and try them on; Bob creepily looks at Mario while Mario ends up shooting his mouth with what turns out to be a real AK-47.
Ear Camera[]
Mario and Bob buy this ear camera, allowing Bob to finally see what's inside Mario's head: a spinning chip[1] Mario put in there for a snack. He pulls said chip out and eats it. When Mario sees what's in Bob's, he at first saw nothing but then he saw a Yelling Creature, traumatizing him. The creature pops out of Bob's head and causes Mario to disappear. Bob then praises the creature, which he names "Bob 2", for killing Mario, while the creature screams.
Toilet Lights (Epilogue)[]
Mario and Bob are surprised when they found this. Mario wants this so he orders it and then goes to check the mail but Bob grabs him and gives him the idea of ordering a lot of the lights for all the toilets in the bathroom. Bob then invites the SMG4 crew to the bathroom where they all have a party, much to SMG4's annoyance as he needs some privacy.
Characters[]
Main characters[]
Minor characters[]
Cameos[]
- Transformers
- Optimus Prime disguised as a laptop
- Bumblebee disguised as a laptop
- Sideswipe
- Megatron
- Barricade
- Diddy Kong
- Donkey Kong
- Zack
- Cory
- Katie
- Toad as screaming heads, car seat, hat/costume
- Shrek advertisement promo
- Birdo
- SpongeBob SquarePants as Mario & Bob Bobowski
- Whimpu
- Tari
- Squidward Tentacles as Mario
- Beeg SMG4
- Saiko Bichitaru
- Meggy Spletzer
- Luigi
- Fishy Boopkins
- Yelling Creature
- Yoshi Thumbnail, costume, guy as him
- Monika on Mario's computer
- Snoop Dogg
- Troll Face (on Mario's face)
- Ink Mario (poster)
- Peeps (listed on Wish)
- Oddballs (characters) listed on Wish
- Pokémon listed on Wish
- Screech listed on Wish
- Teletubbies listed on Wish
- SMB3 Mario
Deaths[]
- Bob accidentally hugged Birdo too hard, it resulted in him killing her.
- Mario explodes from a pipe bomb SMG3 sent. later revived
- Mario ends up shooting his mouth with an AK-47 (that was supposed to be jewelry). later revived
Maps used[]
- Echidna Shrin
- gm_polish_house
- trade_delfinoplaza_final (port)
- Frantic Factory
- SFM_Suburbia (Gmod Port)
- GM_ForestHighway_V2
Trivia[]
- The video was removed from the channel on November 27, 2023 due to a copyright claim takedown by a user named RetroKaiju, as the video used his audio without crediting him. Thus, this is the first SMG4 CREW video to be removed from the channel. The video has since been put back up as of December 4, 2023.
- The Mailtime song that Mario sings uses the audio from Peter Griffin from the Family Guy episode "Meg Goes to College".
References[]
- Blue's Clues: Mario gets a notification that he got mail.
- Family Guy: However, the audio uses the Peter Griffin version.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: His "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward" face is shown. When Mario's looking at Bob's brain with his New 3 in 1 USB Earpick Miini Camera Endoscope Ear Cleaning Tool Hd Visual Ear Spoon (yes, that's the name of the item), Mario's reaction is Squidward.
Errors[]
- At 6:58 of the video, Karen has 2 tails after she jumps out of her car.
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