Mario In real life: Mario Monster Mash (700k Special!) is the 259th video released by SMG4. This is the first blooper of 2016, and was specially released to celebrate SMG4's subscriber milestone of 700,000.
When Mario reappears in Luke Lerdwichagul's house to go get some food, he accidentally summons a monster with a magic wand, and now he and Luke have to defeat loads of creatures that are summoned as well.
Luke Lerdwichagul is sleeping in his bed while his computer which he had left on running the Project 64 emulator start to shake. A portal emerges from the computer monitor and Mario comes out of it. He quietly exits the portal and although he falls onto the floor he manages to not wake Luke. He sneaks out of the bedroom and past Steve who is in the living room to the fridge. He opens the fridge and takes some food from it, as he returns to SMG4's bedroom he decides to scribble on SMG4's face with a marker. At that point SMG4 wakes up and is startled when he sees Mario in his room. Mario greets him calling him Mr. Mustachio. SMG4, confused and noticing the marker in Mario's hand asks if he drew on his face and runs to the bathroom where he is surprised when seeing his face in the mirror. After washing of the ink he returns to his room where he notices the bag of food next to Mario. Mario tries to hide it and SMG4 asks if the only reason Mario came was to steal food from him. Mario admits that he has been doing it for a year, shocking Luke. He tries to reason with Mario but he only panics and pulls out a magic wand, threatening to use it. SMG4 cautiously ask him where he got the wand from in which Mario recalls stealing it from Wizard Rock while he was sleeping. SMG4 tries to convince Mario to give him the wand, but Mario gets aggressive and throws the wand at SMG4. Annoyed he asks Mario what that was for, but as Mario tries to act cool the wand starts to shake violently and a Stalfos emerges from the wand.
Immediately it starts to aggressively wave it's sword at Mario and SMG4. Panicking SMG4 tries to get the stalfos to take Mario instead, but realising that it's not going to work throws Mario through the window. He quickly climbs out through the window and dashes around the house with a dazed Mario. While behind the house he asks Mario why he had to bring a magic wand and Mario annoyed asks why he had to stop him from stealing food. They give each other a death stare when they hear strange sounds in the house. They find the stalfos in the kitchen with a chef hat slicing a melon. SMG4 exclaims that he isn't meant to be cutting a melon and Mario agreeing comments that the stalfos should be making him food. The stalfos explains that it needs ingredients and furious turns to them, demanding that they give him their butts. The two of them quickly back off into the living room, as they do they listen as more monsters spawn in SMG4's room. The monsters charge out of the room at SMG4 and Mario while Steve, noticing the chicken gets excited. SMG4 and Mario quickly run out through the front door, one of the monsters peek out from a window and surprises SMG4 so that he lets go of the door that he is holding back. In the doorway he sees several monsters and a chicken furiously demands that they return to the kitchen.
Surrounded by monsters, Mario comments on how he only wanted food. SMG4 points out that if they get the magic wand back they can get rid of the monsters. He quickly arms himself with a duster and tries to intimidate the monsters, Mario annoyingly questions if he plans to clean the monsters to death. Pointing out that it would be a better idea to climb in through the open window behind SMG4. SMG4 peeks in and spots a big monster in the room that roars at him. After seeing it he slides the window shut telling Mario that they are becoming street hobos, Mario gets annoyed at this and jumps through the window himself. He gets scared when seeing the monster who responds with doing a BIG GAY DANCE while rick roll plays. Mario freaks out and tries to scare the monster, but he ends up getting slammed at the TV located in the room he's in. SMG4 decides to summon up the courage to face the monster himself, he holds his duster up as he tries to intimidate the monster. The monster is unaffected and SMG4 quickly tells Mario to do a sexy distraction 910 move. It works and while the monster is confused SMG4 jabs his duster into the monsters head. SMG4 comments on the fact that Mario said that he couldn't clean the monsters to death to which Mario replies that nobody cares about that. Suddenly the monster wakes up and charges right at them, but they duck down quickly and the monster charges straight through the window, SMG4 breathing heavily holds up his hand and Mario gives him a hi-five before collapsing.
They leave the room and quickly enter SMG4's room where they are met by a skeleton, a statue and a plant monster. Mario panics and quickly grabs the wand turning the plant monster into a palm tree, the skeleton into a retared dancing skeleton and the living statue into the Old Man Hobo with a pair of attachable horns on his head. Mario then uncontrollably blasts SMG4 with the wand giving him a toad mushroom attached to his head, SMG4 panics and although Mario thinks it looks nice he tries to remove it. He blast SMG4 again and it give Luke his video self face, Mario comments that he doesn't look bad like that before blasting him again, this time turning Luke back to normal. SMG4 is relived and tells Mario to that they have to get rid of the rest of the monsters. As they exit SMG4's room, Mario stops by the toilet to take a dump and to their surprise a monster is on the toilet. It summons a few flying skeleton heads, forcing them to retreat to the living room. They find themselves surrounded by monsters on all sides, SMG4 tells Mario to use the wand, but Mario tells him that the wand is running low on magic and needs to recharge. SMG4 begins to cry when suddenly Steve comes crashing through the roof dressed as Captain Steve, SMG4 is amazed to see him and they all realise that they have to fight the monsters.
SMG4 punches, kicks and humps away all the monsters that approach him. Captain Steve uses his speed to rapidly take out a lot of monsters that charge at him. Mario faces off against an 8-bit Donkey Kong and another monster who tells DK to attack using his giant monkey arms, but DK throw barrels that Mario easily dodges and takes them both out. With all the monsters lying dead on the floor SMG4 celebrates, but it's cut short as Phantom Ganon crashes through the roof. Mario panics and uses the now charged wand on Phantom Ganon, turning into a group of Teletubbies. SMG4 and Mario comment that it's probably fine to have teletubbies, but the tubbies run out side and start preparing for world domination. With the wand needing to recharge again, SMG4 realises what they have to do. He quickly returns to his room where he disguises himself as a teletubby, he asks Mario what he thinks, to which Mario does a facepalm. SMG4 walks out onto the street to greet the tubbies. The disguise works at first and he manages to confuse the tubbies, but eventually the disguise fall off. The tubbies immediately start pulling out their weapons and shooting, SMG4 reacts by pulling out a Waluigi doll and threatens to use it. The tubbies don't back down so SMG4 throws it up and Mario uses the wand which had gotten enough time to recharge thanks to SMG4's distraction to turn it into a Waluigi launcher that SMG4 fires at the telebubbies, blowing them up in the process. SMG4 and Mario leave to get a burger, meanwhile Rocks enters the real world wondering where his wand is. Only to be met by Dodongo that had previously charged out of the window who does the BIG GAY DANCE in front of Wizard Rock which annoys him.
- Luke Lerdwichagul
- Phantom Ganon/Teletubbies
- This is the first 2016 video, and therefore the first Season 6 episode.
- This video was actually uploaded before SMG4 received 700,000 subscribers.
- This is the first video to use the 2016 intro.
- This is the first season premiere to not have the SMG4 name in its episode title.
- This marks the second episode of Mario in real life!?.
- This blooper confirms the reason for the stretched look of the SM64 characters which had taken effect since early December 2015, specifically being SMG4's stretched Project64 window.
- It's possible that Steve been staying at Luke's house since 2014, even though he has appeared in the mushroom kingdom between this and the previous mario in real life!? video.
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