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Mario Joins Discord is the six hundred and seventieth video to be uploaded by SMG4.
This is also the seventh episode of the Mario Does Things series. It was aired on November 18, 2021.
Synopsis
[Mario has entered the server] Twitter
Plot
Intro
Mario asks the other users where is his food and Luigi offers Mario spaghetti.
Discord Nitro
Other users posts Pepe the Frog emoji on their message but Mario puts the frog emoji instead, much to SMG4's laughter, and Mario points middle finger to SMG4. Mario opens Google Chrome to download Discord Nitro but run out of money. Mario asks other users to need their money to joins Discord Nitro and Steve eventually gave Mario Discord Nitro. But not until Shroomy steals it and accidentally pisses off Mario but he sends a nice : ) instead of what would've been "I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE". Steve eventually gave Mario nitro again though.
Mario gets scammed
Bob sends a link to Mario saying its spaghetti. SMG4 warns Mario not to click the link but Bob urges him to click it. Eventually Mario clicks the link and sends in his credit card details and Bob leaves the server to use Mario's account to impersonate him. SMG4 at the end just sends an emoji of his face of disappointment.
Discord GF Speedrun any% aka WAR OF THE SIMPS part 2
Melony? joins the server and Whimpu immediately goes into "gentleman mode" concerning Melony?. Mario eventually just comes in to see what happens and Whimpu just goes into territorial mode. They argue and eventually it becomes a flame war of pepe emojis. Melony? reveals to be Hal Monitor in disguise and the two panic.
Teletubby voice chat
Tinky Winky and Po talk about Tubby custard. Mario joins the chat and says that it sucks. This causes many Teletubbies to join the server and angrily scream at Mario.
SMG3's plan gone wrong
SMG3 posts the time to take a piss meme pic saying to Mario "is this you?". Mario is shocked about it, and SMG3 (not believing at first how this worked) then posts Mario's "driver's license". He then tells Mario to obey him or he'll doxx him. Mario then suddenly says he'll take off his clothes causing SMG3 to panic and when Mario posts his nude SMG3's eyes catch on fire.
SMG3's plan gone wrong take 2
SMG3 tells Mario to log on Peach's computer to get nuclear missile codes to effectively start nuclear warfare. And just to make sure that Mario does so he tells him that this is legal. Mario then logs onto Peach's computer (also deleting his restraining orders along the way) and finds the codes but he's stopped due to the password hint being a maths equation. Mario then gets a Roblox code to offer to SMG3 which of course angers him. But Mario uploads a clip of him playing an Undertale game on Roblox (somehow) and interests SMG3 but Hal shows up causing SMG3 to flee in a panic.
Italian gibberish in a nutshell
Mario and Luigi talk to each other in the voice chat. Then SMG4 shows up wondering what the two are talking about. (note due to this not being a usual SMG4 episode the two aren't translated) Mario and Luigi then respond to his question in Italian (or gibberish idk), prompting SMG4 to tell them to speak English but the two continue to speak Italian until he leaves the chat, prompting Mario to say "lol what a bitch" in English.
Picnic time
Shroomy asks the gang on what food they would want on this picnic. Saiko chooses chicken, Meggy wants candy, Bob orders hoes, Mario asks for spaghetti and SMG4 wants pineapple pizza thus angering and confusing the group into typing to him.
Ruining innocence speedrun 100%
Mario starts this challenge by uploading part of a gif of Ankha Zone. Tari thinks this is a cute gif of a cat, while Whimpu snickers in the background. However Saiko and Meggy know what is going on and the latter tells Tari that the cat isn't dancing, confusing Tari. Luigi says that she's listening to music, Toad says she's scratching her ass, Boopkins say's she's going for a walk, and Shroomy says she's galloping on a horse. Tari gets more curious about the cat but Meggy says "YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW" but Whimpu responds with "yeah she does" but is immediately shutted out by Saiko. Hal joins yet again to say that the cat is dancing. Tari's curiosity reaches peak levels and she goes to search it up sending Meggy into a panic to protect her innocence by searching up "HOW TO DELETE THE INTERNET" but Google says she can't with the Did you mean saying : "Isn't Google great?". This angers Meggy to the point of storming into Google's HQ killing all the guards using Melony. Meggy then tells Google to delete the search or she'll rate Google Stadia 1 star. Google, not wanting their best gaming engine to be rated 1 star, deletes the dancing cat search just before Tari manages to complete the search, protecting her innocence. Unfortunately for Meggy, Bob comes in and posts the full gif of Ankha Zone thus ruining Tari's innocence and causing Meggy to fail her mission in protecting Tari's innocence.
Mario's attempt at NNN (No Nut November)
Luigi asks Mario what food he would want for lunch by sending an image of Spaghetti Bolognese and Rigatoni? (please edit this if you know the correct food). But Mario responds by saying "IT'S NO NUT NOVEMBER LUIGI" and tells him not to tempt him. Luigi sends a picture of Spaghetti and bacon. Thus Mario gets tempted and tells him that he would like food that would depress him like corn. But Luigi interprets this as corndogs and sends a pic of said food item. Thus Mario explodes.
Mario and Steve dancing gone wrong
Mario and Steve upload emoji's of themselves but once the chicken and the fire gets involved Steve gets angry. But Mario still uses the meat and chicken nuggets emoji's thus making Steve even more A N G E R Y thus he kills him and continues dancing without Mario.
Mario ASCENDS
After being killed by Steve, Mario ends up meeting Jesus Christ, who tells him that he's ready to ascend to the afterlife. Mario complains that he thought that he had six more lives, but Jesus tells him that he used them all up on poking a toaster with a fork. When prompted to ask any question, Mario asks Jesus if he's been a good person, but Jesus shoves this aside. Mario then asks how one ascends on Discord, and Jesus responds by turning on light mode. Mario screams as Discord is suddenly engulfed in a blinding white light.
Characters
All characters appear as a Discord User in the video.
Main characters
Supporting characters
Minor characters
- Melony as UWU_Girl (Hal's disguise) in one section, she also appears as herself
- Hal Monitor as FBI
- Steve
- Jesus Christ
- Po
- Laa-Laa
- Dipsy
- Tinky Winky
- Chickens as an emoji
Cameos
- Pepe the Frog As an emoji
- Link As an emoji
- N As an emoji
- Ankha Zone As a GIF
- Yo Mama As a GIF
- Robloxian As a GIF
Opening advertisement only
- Danny DeVito clones
- Kevin Lerdwichagul live-action segment
- Keanu Reeves live-action segment, as a cardboard
- Hideo Kojima live-action segment, as a cardboard
- Harambe live-action segment, as a portrait
Deaths
- Mario and Luigi got killed by microwave explosion. opening advertisement only
- All of Google's guards were killed by Meggy and Melony when they burst into Google's headquarters.
- Mario gets shot by Steve, then later killed by light mode in the afterlife.
Music used
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Can I sing a song for you? |
This music list is incomplete and needs to be completed. Any user is obliged to do so. |
2:18 Western Land; Mario Party 2
3:03 Confrontation ~ Moderato 2009; Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations
4:34 Goosebumps Theme Song
5:46 Western Land; Mario Party 2
6:03 Encounter; Metal Gear Solid
7:03 E1M1 At Dooms Gate; The Ultimate DOOM
7:43 Staff Roll; Super Mario World
Continuity
- SMG4: Mario waits for pizza: Once again, SMG4's food choice of pineapples on pizza causes a huge rage and frenzy among other people in the Picnic Time segment.
- Mario Plays: Unfair Mario & Cat Mario: The animation of Mario saying "BOI" appears as a gif in the Discord Nitro segment.
Trivia
- Excluding the intro, this is the first SMG4 video in which nothing is animated, but only in writing.
- This is the first video where all characters have no physical presence.
References
- The video is a homage to Beluga, who makes videos of Discord chats. As of the making of the video, both SMG4 and Beluga have 5 million subscribers.
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