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This page is the transcript for Mario Kart 64 Bloopers: An Adventurous Drive.

Transcript[]

[Intro plays]
[Scene cuts to Royal Raceway as a race prepares to start, with Mario above the track]
Mario Uhhh am I suppose to be this high?
[The race begins, Mario gains infinite shells and throws them at people]
Mario Weeee! Eat my shells!
Drivers Ahh my leg, Ohhhhh, My face!
Mario Oh forget you guys your not fun
Mario But you guys in the crowd love me right?
Crowd Boooo! We want Luigi, you hack! Thats what I was suppose to do to the drivers!
[Mario moon jumps onto the crowd]
Mario Fine then I shall run over all your ugly faces!
Mario Haha! Your faces now look like trolls!
[Mario goes back on the race track]
Mario

And now I'm too scared to go near the crowd

Mario Whatever I'll get back in the race
[Mario is accidentally hit by one of his own shells]
Mario Ohhhhh right in my spaghetti!
Mario I think I can catch up to the other players if I levitate over there
[Mario tries to moon jump over the gap]
Mario Cmon! My weight is too heavy for this cheat!
[Mario lands in the water, scene cuts to Mario in a jungle]
Mario Who knew that river led me to this jungle... and the sewers...
Mario !!!! A boat!
Mario Hey DJ! Put some loud music on to get the boats attention!
[Justin Bieber's "Baby" starts playing]
Mario I said to get its attention! Not to make them get an ear infection!
Mario Don't you have any good music?
[Sound of crickets plays]
Mario Ok fine whatever I'll just try to jump over there
[Mario moon jumps to the boat but passes through it]
Mario The boat is a lie!
[Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" starts playing]
Mario NO! Not that Rick music!
[[[Lakitu ]] puts Mario back on land, attempt 2 starts]
Mario Ok lets do this again
[Mario moon jumps to the boat again and passes through it again]
Mario Boats have wheels?
[Lakitu puts Mario back again, attempt 3 starts]
Mario Ok 1 more for the lose!
[Mario moon jumps to the boat again and passes through it again]
Mario Be taller! Stupid boat! And not a trolling boat!
[Lakitu puts Mario back again]
Mario I'll just find another way to get out of here
[Lakitu tells Mario to go the other way]
Mario Get a life Lakitu!
[Mario moon jumps toward the bridge's location, but there is no bridge]
Mario Wait isn't there suppose to be a bridge here?
[Mario falls into the gorge, Lakitu places Mario on the bridge]
Mario Just let the jungle waterways guide you to another map
[Mario jumps into the water, scene cuts to a beach]
Mario And now I'm at a...... course
[Mario crosses the course starting line, Lakitu holds up a 2nd Lap sign]
Mario Yay 2nd lap!.... Wait what do you mean?
Mario Anyway I'll levitate over into the blu.... greenish sky
[Mario moon jumps but lands on the rock and gets stuck]
Mario Ow!..... Weeeeee!
[A few wasteful hours later]
[Mario is placed back on the path]
Mario Awwww god is jealous
Mario Well too bad meh lord you don't own a kart
[Mario begins driving and moon jumping over obstacles]
Mario

Need to get out of this.... course or whatever this place is

Mario I'll levitate out of here!
[Mario moon jumps away from the course, scene cuts to a haunted boardwalk]
Mario Where am I now?
Mario Seems like a..... wooden road
[Mario crosses the course starting line, Lakitu holds up a 2nd Lap sign]
Mario Go away Lakitu! Don't be a show off!
Mario This place reminds me of the time I killed Luigi and stuffed his body somewhere here...
[A Cheep Cheep jumps over the boardwalk]
Mario Ohhhh fishy!!!... Awww the fish didn't see me... Maybe its because his eyes are stuck together
[[[Boo|Boos ]] appear]
Mario OMG! Its flying little debris
[Mario continues driving to a building]
Mario Hey this place just looks like my house!
Mario Except there's dead bodies in my basement
[Mario exits the building]
Mario Ok levitating out of this place
[Mario moon jumps away from the course, Boos appear]
Mario Go away little debris! Go give Yoshi disease or something
[Scene cuts to a race course]
Mario Who's course is this?
Mario This course is awesome!
Mario And I'm awesome
Lakitu/Crowd No your not!
Mario Oh skip the course
[Mario moon jumps over a section of the path and lands]
Mario Whatever
[Mario goes through a tunnel and sees a picture of Luigi by the course]
Mario LUIGI OWNS THIS COURSE!!!!!?????
Mario But I want own this course!
Mario Lakitu! I want to own this course
Lakitu But you already own another course
Mario But I want this one...
Mario Oh forget it nerds like you need to get a girlfriend or something

[Mario continues driving and sees a "64" logo]

Mario Hey look a lollipop!
[Mario tries to lick the "lollipop" but goes through it]
Mario Yuck it taste like Lakitu... and its fake!
Lakitu Hey how do you know what I taste like
Mario Ok this place just makes me angry and scared with that Luigi face
[Mario moon jumps out of the course, scene cuts to a desert]
Mario How am I going to places so fast?
[Mario drives forward and sees a train]
Mario Its that train...
[Engine starts to break down]
Mario No don't break down now... I'm out of coupons to fix this lousy kart!
Mario Cmon need to make it before the train does
[Engine blows up, Mario stops in the middle of the tracks]
Mario No, no, NO!
[The train hits Mario]
Mario MY BEAUTIFUL FACE ITS RUINED!
Mario Ok thats it revenge time!
[Mario chases the train]
Passenger Kid Hey daddy what's that?
Passenger Dad Why son its a stereotype
Conductor There is a fat thing behind the train please hold on
Mario Fat thing! Stereotype! OK THATS IT THEY EARNED IT
[Mario crashes into the train and blows it up]
[Scene cuts to static and then a highway]
Mario LOL that wreck was so funny! With all those dead bodies everywhere!
Mario But I need to get back to the castle and I have no idea where I'm going
Mario Where's Toad when you need him
[Scene cuts to Toad on the Princess' Secret Slide]
Toad WEEEEE!
Toad How come Mario never told me about this slide
[Scene cuts back to the highway]
Mario And thats how I met Hitler... Were you guys listening to me?
Mario Anyway move it!
Mario I need to get to the castle!
[Mario moon jumps over an overpass and lands back on the road]
Mario My butt is getting sore from all this bumping
Mario I wonder what Luigi is doing now...
[Scene cuts to the castle, Peach kisses Luigi]
Luigi HAHA beat you Mario!
[Scene cuts back to the highway]
Mario Forget the highway I'm out of here
[Mario moon jumps out of the highway, scene cuts to an ice track]
Mario I guess highways are built next to ice lands
[Mario moon jumps to an ice island with a penguin]
Mario Hey penguin do you know how to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom?
[The penguin gets on top of Mario]
Mario AHHH! I'm not an egg!
[Scene cuts to a chocolate mountain area]
Mario AHHHHH! THIS ISN'T IT
Mario

Why am I transporting everywhere

[A falling boulders sign comes into view]
Mario Hey what does that sign say?
Mario OMG the mountain has eyes
Mario Bowser must be sad when I'm gone for soo long
[Scene cuts to Bowser dancing in his lair]
Bowser YAHHHOOOOOO!
[Scene cuts back to the chocolate mountain]
Mario Celebrate good ti- ahhh where did the music come from
[Falling boulders appear on the path]
Mario Wow theres falling coconuts!
Mario I want to eat some!
[A boulder crushes Mario]
Mario MY FACE.... Hey look I'm Paper Mario!
Mario Ok lets get out of this choco place
[Mario moon jumps away, scene cuts to a farm]
Mario I think I'm lost
Mario This place reminds me of the time I hacked Farmville
[Mario is hit by a Monty Mole]
Mario Stupid mole! Or mole troll!
Mario Hey a cow!
[Mario moon jumps to the cow]
Mario AHHHH! BUTT BUTT!
[Lakitu puts Mario back on the course]
Mario I'm bored
Mario Stupid cardboard cows
[Scene cuts to Rainbow Road]
Mario Well here comes the hippie road
Mario Wait why am I in the sky if the castle is down there
Mario (Sees Neon Mario) That man looks fat
Mario (Sees Neon Luigi) WOW that scary face again... You aren't going to scare me again!
Mario (Sees Silver Chomp) Hey whats that... its Pac-Man!
Mario Wait its metalic Pac-Man
[The Silver Chomp knocks Mario upward]
Mario Oh Pac-Man is dead!
Mario Your going down!
[Mario drives off the edge]
Mario No! I have the worst aim!
Lakitu And thats why I don't let you have a gun!
[Scene cuts to Mario falling over the castle spire]
Mario NOOOOO! Why do I have to fall from this location!
[Mario is impaled by the castle spire]
Mario Well at least I'm back to the castle... and I need surgery again

[Scene cuts to Mario and Toad in the castle main room]

Mario Well Toad all well it ends well
Toad Yeah its all well when your not here
Mario You viewers love me right?
Lakitu NO! Well when your hurt
[Scene cuts to Mario driving on the crowd as "THANKS FOR WATCHING" appears]
Mario This is what I'll do to you if you don't like this video!
End of Transcript
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