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This page is the transcript for Mario Kart 64 Bloopers: An Adventurous Drive.
Transcript[]
[Intro plays] | |||
[Scene cuts to Royal Raceway as a race prepares to start, with Mario above the track] | |||
Mario | Uhhh am I suppose to be this high? | ||
[The race begins, Mario gains infinite shells and throws them at people] | |||
Mario | Weeee! Eat my shells! | ||
Drivers | Ahh my leg, Ohhhhh, My face! | ||
Mario | Oh forget you guys your not fun | ||
Mario | But you guys in the crowd love me right? | ||
Crowd | Boooo! We want Luigi, you hack! Thats what I was suppose to do to the drivers! | ||
[Mario moon jumps onto the crowd] | |||
Mario | Fine then I shall run over all your ugly faces! | ||
Mario | Haha! Your faces now look like trolls! | ||
[Mario goes back on the race track] | |||
Mario |
And now I'm too scared to go near the crowd | ||
Mario | Whatever I'll get back in the race | ||
[Mario is accidentally hit by one of his own shells] | |||
Mario | Ohhhhh right in my spaghetti! | ||
Mario | I think I can catch up to the other players if I levitate over there | ||
[Mario tries to moon jump over the gap] | |||
Mario | Cmon! My weight is too heavy for this cheat! | ||
[Mario lands in the water, scene cuts to Mario in a jungle] | |||
Mario | Who knew that river led me to this jungle... and the sewers... | ||
Mario | !!!! A boat! | ||
Mario | Hey DJ! Put some loud music on to get the boats attention! | ||
[Justin Bieber's "Baby" starts playing] | |||
Mario | I said to get its attention! Not to make them get an ear infection! | ||
Mario | Don't you have any good music? | ||
[Sound of crickets plays] | |||
Mario | Ok fine whatever I'll just try to jump over there | ||
[Mario moon jumps to the boat but passes through it] | |||
Mario | The boat is a lie! | ||
[Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" starts playing] | |||
Mario | NO! Not that Rick music! | ||
[[[Lakitu ]] puts Mario back on land, attempt 2 starts] | |||
Mario | Ok lets do this again | ||
[Mario moon jumps to the boat again and passes through it again] | |||
Mario | Boats have wheels? | ||
[Lakitu puts Mario back again, attempt 3 starts] | |||
Mario | Ok 1 more for the lose! | ||
[Mario moon jumps to the boat again and passes through it again] | |||
Mario | Be taller! Stupid boat! And not a trolling boat! | ||
[Lakitu puts Mario back again] | |||
Mario | I'll just find another way to get out of here | ||
[Lakitu tells Mario to go the other way] | |||
Mario | Get a life Lakitu! | ||
[Mario moon jumps toward the bridge's location, but there is no bridge] | |||
Mario | Wait isn't there suppose to be a bridge here? | ||
[Mario falls into the gorge, Lakitu places Mario on the bridge] | |||
Mario | Just let the jungle waterways guide you to another map | ||
[Mario jumps into the water, scene cuts to a beach] | |||
Mario | And now I'm at a...... course | ||
[Mario crosses the course starting line, Lakitu holds up a 2nd Lap sign] | |||
Mario | Yay 2nd lap!.... Wait what do you mean? | ||
Mario | Anyway I'll levitate over into the blu.... greenish sky | ||
[Mario moon jumps but lands on the rock and gets stuck] | |||
Mario | Ow!..... Weeeeee! | ||
[A few wasteful hours later] | |||
[Mario is placed back on the path] | |||
Mario | Awwww god is jealous | ||
Mario | Well too bad meh lord you don't own a kart | ||
[Mario begins driving and moon jumping over obstacles] | |||
Mario |
Need to get out of this.... course or whatever this place is | ||
Mario | I'll levitate out of here! | ||
[Mario moon jumps away from the course, scene cuts to a haunted boardwalk] | |||
Mario | Where am I now? | ||
Mario | Seems like a..... wooden road | ||
[Mario crosses the course starting line, Lakitu holds up a 2nd Lap sign] | |||
Mario | Go away Lakitu! Don't be a show off! | ||
Mario | This place reminds me of the time I killed Luigi and stuffed his body somewhere here... | ||
[A Cheep Cheep jumps over the boardwalk] | |||
Mario | Ohhhh fishy!!!... Awww the fish didn't see me... Maybe its because his eyes are stuck together | ||
[[[Boo|Boos ]] appear] | |||
Mario | OMG! Its flying little debris | ||
[Mario continues driving to a building] | |||
Mario | Hey this place just looks like my house! | ||
Mario | Except there's dead bodies in my basement | ||
[Mario exits the building] | |||
Mario | Ok levitating out of this place | ||
[Mario moon jumps away from the course, Boos appear] | |||
Mario | Go away little debris! Go give Yoshi disease or something | ||
[Scene cuts to a race course] | |||
Mario | Who's course is this? | ||
Mario | This course is awesome! | ||
Mario | And I'm awesome | ||
Lakitu/Crowd | No your not! | ||
Mario | Oh skip the course | ||
[Mario moon jumps over a section of the path and lands] | |||
Mario | Whatever | ||
[Mario goes through a tunnel and sees a picture of Luigi by the course] | |||
Mario | LUIGI OWNS THIS COURSE!!!!!????? | ||
Mario | But I want own this course! | ||
Mario | Lakitu! I want to own this course | ||
Lakitu | But you already own another course | ||
Mario | But I want this one... | ||
Mario | Oh forget it nerds like you need to get a girlfriend or something | ||
[Mario continues driving and sees a "64" logo] | |||
Mario | Hey look a lollipop! | ||
[Mario tries to lick the "lollipop" but goes through it] | |||
Mario | Yuck it taste like Lakitu... and its fake! | ||
Lakitu | Hey how do you know what I taste like | ||
Mario | Ok this place just makes me angry and scared with that Luigi face | ||
[Mario moon jumps out of the course, scene cuts to a desert] | |||
Mario | How am I going to places so fast? | ||
[Mario drives forward and sees a train] | |||
Mario | Its that train... | ||
[Engine starts to break down] | |||
Mario | No don't break down now... I'm out of coupons to fix this lousy kart! | ||
Mario | Cmon need to make it before the train does | ||
[Engine blows up, Mario stops in the middle of the tracks] | |||
Mario | No, no, NO! | ||
[The train hits Mario] | |||
Mario | MY BEAUTIFUL FACE ITS RUINED! | ||
Mario | Ok thats it revenge time! | ||
[Mario chases the train] | |||
Passenger Kid | Hey daddy what's that? | ||
Passenger Dad | Why son its a stereotype | ||
Conductor | There is a fat thing behind the train please hold on | ||
Mario | Fat thing! Stereotype! OK THATS IT THEY EARNED IT | ||
[Mario crashes into the train and blows it up] | |||
[Scene cuts to static and then a highway] | |||
Mario | LOL that wreck was so funny! With all those dead bodies everywhere! | ||
Mario | But I need to get back to the castle and I have no idea where I'm going | ||
Mario | Where's Toad when you need him | ||
[Scene cuts to Toad on the Princess' Secret Slide] | |||
Toad | WEEEEE! | ||
Toad | How come Mario never told me about this slide | ||
[Scene cuts back to the highway] | |||
Mario | And thats how I met Hitler... Were you guys listening to me? | ||
Mario | Anyway move it! | ||
Mario | I need to get to the castle! | ||
[Mario moon jumps over an overpass and lands back on the road] | |||
Mario | My butt is getting sore from all this bumping | ||
Mario | I wonder what Luigi is doing now... | ||
[Scene cuts to the castle, Peach kisses Luigi] | |||
Luigi | HAHA beat you Mario! | ||
[Scene cuts back to the highway] | |||
Mario | Forget the highway I'm out of here | ||
[Mario moon jumps out of the highway, scene cuts to an ice track] | |||
Mario | I guess highways are built next to ice lands | ||
[Mario moon jumps to an ice island with a penguin] | |||
Mario | Hey penguin do you know how to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom? | ||
[The penguin gets on top of Mario] | |||
Mario | AHHH! I'm not an egg! | ||
[Scene cuts to a chocolate mountain area] | |||
Mario | AHHHHH! THIS ISN'T IT | ||
Mario |
Why am I transporting everywhere | ||
[A falling boulders sign comes into view] | |||
Mario | Hey what does that sign say? | ||
Mario | OMG the mountain has eyes | ||
Mario | Bowser must be sad when I'm gone for soo long | ||
[Scene cuts to Bowser dancing in his lair] | |||
Bowser | YAHHHOOOOOO! | ||
[Scene cuts back to the chocolate mountain] | |||
Mario | Celebrate good ti- ahhh where did the music come from | ||
[Falling boulders appear on the path] | |||
Mario | Wow theres falling coconuts! | ||
Mario | I want to eat some! | ||
[A boulder crushes Mario] | |||
Mario | MY FACE.... Hey look I'm Paper Mario! | ||
Mario | Ok lets get out of this choco place | ||
[Mario moon jumps away, scene cuts to a farm] | |||
Mario | I think I'm lost | ||
Mario | This place reminds me of the time I hacked Farmville | ||
[Mario is hit by a Monty Mole] | |||
Mario | Stupid mole! Or mole troll! | ||
Mario | Hey a cow! | ||
[Mario moon jumps to the cow] | |||
Mario | AHHHH! BUTT BUTT! | ||
[Lakitu puts Mario back on the course] | |||
Mario | I'm bored | ||
Mario | Stupid cardboard cows | ||
[Scene cuts to Rainbow Road] | |||
Mario | Well here comes the hippie road | ||
Mario | Wait why am I in the sky if the castle is down there | ||
Mario | (Sees Neon Mario) That man looks fat | ||
Mario | (Sees Neon Luigi) WOW that scary face again... You aren't going to scare me again! | ||
Mario | (Sees Silver Chomp) Hey whats that... its Pac-Man! | ||
Mario | Wait its metalic Pac-Man | ||
[The Silver Chomp knocks Mario upward] | |||
Mario | Oh Pac-Man is dead! | ||
Mario | Your going down! | ||
[Mario drives off the edge] | |||
Mario | No! I have the worst aim! | ||
Lakitu | And thats why I don't let you have a gun! | ||
[Scene cuts to Mario falling over the castle spire] | |||
Mario | NOOOOO! Why do I have to fall from this location! | ||
[Mario is impaled by the castle spire] | |||
Mario | Well at least I'm back to the castle... and I need surgery again | ||
[Scene cuts to Mario and Toad in the castle main room] | |||
Mario | Well Toad all well it ends well | ||
Toad | Yeah its all well when your not here | ||
Mario | You viewers love me right? | ||
Lakitu | NO! Well when your hurt | ||
[Scene cuts to Mario driving on the crowd as "THANKS FOR WATCHING" appears] | |||
Mario | This is what I'll do to you if you don't like this video! | ||
End of Transcript |