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This is the transcript for Mario Makes Pancakes.
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Heavy's Fluffy Pancakes
Heavy: OOOHHHH THIS IS VERY GOOD!
Spy: What?
Scout: Pancakes?
Heavy: COME AND GET IT, SCOUT!
(Scout rushes over and eats the pancakes like crazy.)
Call: 1-800-GIMMIEPCAKES
Email: sandvich_king@TF2.com
Store: OoooGimmeDemP-cakes.org.net.gov.uk.aus.com
(Mario was watching this on the TV.)
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(He walks over to Peach.)
Mario: Hey, Peach!
Peach: Ugh, what do you want this time?
Mario: I'm glad you asked! Could you make me some pancakes?
(Peach wordlessly throws him out, but not before setting him on fire.)
Mario: Welp, guess I'm making my own pancakes...
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Hey, dumbass.
Mario: What?
So I heard you wanna make pancakes.
Mario: Oh boy.
Yeah, OK, calm down. I'm going to guide you through this journey of breakfast tradition and teach you the techniques handed down through the ages about creating this perfect breakfast confection. Are you ready?
Mario: Pingas.
God damn it!
First off, we're going to need some ingredients.
Mario: Okie dokie!
Do you have these ingredients?
(Mario reads the list.)
Mario: Oh... (Apparently not...)
I thought so. Come back to me when you have acquired them.
(Later, Mario is shown walking away from a burning town.)
Well, at least you tried...
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First off, we're going to get all the equipment we need in order to make our pancakes.
Mario: Nintendo!!!
We will need a bowl, a whisk, a spatula, and a pan.
Mario: Oh. you so good you got Mario confused!
But before we will start to create our pancake batter, we will need to wash them nasty-ass Italian hands.
Mario: HEY! SHUT UP!
Next, we're going to prepare our batter.
Mario: Alrighty!
Place the flour into the bowl, followed by eggs and milk, and then stir until you have formed a consistent batter.
(Mario puts those in the bowl and stirs... Until a fire happens.)
Mario: OH SH!T!
Remember to add sugar depending on how sweet you want your pancakes to be.
(Mario adds the entire bag of sugar.)
Mario: TAKE A THAT!
Try not to get diabetes.
(BOOM!)
Next, we're going to have to turn on the stove. Be very careful. Let's not have a repeat of what happened last time.
Mario: I got it!
(He turns the stove on... And the kitchen burns down.)
For God's sakes...
Next, place the pan on the stove. And wait for it to heat up so you can pour your sexy mixture into it.
Mario: (Puts the pan on the stove) Oh yeah!
Next, carefully pour your batter into the pan, and wait for your mixture to start bubbling on the surface.
(Mario pours his batter into the pan.)
When the time comes, it's time to flip it over.
Mario: Let's a go!
(He flips the pancake over.)
Wow! I'm actually surprised you-
(BOOM!)
Repeat this process until all of your batter is done and you have your pancakes.
Mario: Okie dokie!
(And voila. Mario is surrounded by beautiful pancakes.)
And there you have it. Your beautiful Mushroom Kingdom pancakes. See you next time, everyone!
(Credits roll.)