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Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass, formerly called Mario's Smash Or Pass: All Mario Characters, is the 14th episode of the Mario Does Things series and the seven hundred and seventh video overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
Synopsis[]
don't judge Mario 🤡
Plot/Score Tally[]
The video starts with Mario doing the Smash or Pass game, where he votes many characters in the Super Mario franchise, Mario reminds the audiences don't judge his criticism before starting.
| Character | Smash/Pass | Mario's Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Mario | Smash | |
| Bowser | Pass | |
| Luigi | Pass | |
| Toad | Pass | "ECH!" |
| Peach | Smash | Only while wearing a paper bag |
| Birdo | Smash | Considers it before telling the viewer to "shut the f#ck up!" |
| Waluigi | Pass | |
| Wario | Pass | "F#ck no!" |
| Yoshi | Smash | Eeeehh... |
| Bowser Jr. | Pass | "Uh, no." |
| Daisy | Smash | Nut Button |
| Rosalina | Smash | Hit the nut button until it crumbled |
| Donkey Kong | Pass | Vomit inducing |
| Nabbit | Smash (Mistakenly counted as Pass) | Only after giving up figuring out what it is. |
| Goombette | Smash | Nose Boner |
| Princess Shroob | Pass | "There goes Mario's boner" |
| Kamek | Pass | |
| Diddy Kong | Pass | "No monkeys" |
| King Boo | Smash | "Yeah boi." |
| Petey Piranha | Pass | Covers crotch and cringes hard at the prospect. |
| Chain Chomp | Pass | Cringes harder and collapses.
"Don't touch Mario's salami" |
| Toadette | Pass | |
| Wart | Pass | "MY EYES!" |
| Pauline | Smash
(mistakenly not counted) |
Mega Nut Button |
| Bombette | Pass | Tempted but didn't want to risk exploding while playing with his "spaghetti" |
| E. Gadd | Pass | "Eew! Dude, WHAT THE FUCK!" |
| Toadsworth | Pass | "It's disgusting, what am I looking at?" |
| Kammy Koopa | Pass | "NO!" |
| Queen Bee | Smash | Ponders before declaring confidently "Yes, I do!" |
| Spike | Pass | Illustrates his point by firing Fishy Boopkins out of the lake cannon. |
| Commander Shroob | Pass | "No!" |
| Cackletta | Pass | "NOOO!" |
| Cheep Cheep | Pass | Considers it but decides that he doesn't want to smash something that'll die without water |
| Shy Guy | Smash | Only if it's Gourmet Guy |
| Koopalings | Pass (x7) | Kicks way the image with prejudice. |
| Gooper Blooper | Pass | Notes that he's seen enough anime to know where this is headed, imagining the scenario, but gets peeved that they'd try to pay for delivery with something other than money |
| Goomba | Pass | "Nope!" |
| Monty Mole | Pass | "Mario would rather die" |
| Piranha Plant | Pass | "The power of Satan compels you!" |
| Thwomp | Smash | Decides he's into being literally smashed by one. |
| Lakitu | Pass | Is very disappointed that he can't smash the cloud |
| Gringill | Pass | |
| F.L.U.D.D | Pass | Alex Jones Reference |
| Blooper | Pass | |
| Mallow | Pass | |
| Flurrie | Pass | Rated "Yikes/10" |
| Melody Pianissima | No Rating (though assumed Pass) | Mario tried dating her before but she told him she's not sitting on his face. The reason could either be because she refuses to or physically can't due to being a ghost. |
| Hyper Bald Cleft | Pass | "No." |
| Lubba | Smash | Nose Boner |
| Coursebot | Smash | "Oh hell yeah" |
| Booster | Smash (Mario wanted it to be Pass) | Mario finds out, to his horror, that he's already kissed Booster. |
| Rango | Pass | Screams in horror |
| Madame Broode | Pass | Screams louder |
| Hariet | Smash | Mario swears he's not a furry. |
| Belome | Smash | "I don't know what this is, but it's kinda hot." |
| Fryguy | Pass | Mario experimentally puts his nose boner in a fire before deciding better of it. |
| Toodles | Smash | "Yes!" |
| Lahla | Smash | "YES!" |
| Vivian | Smash | "YEEESSS!" |
| Rosalina's Mother | Smash | "YEEEEEEEEEE-!" |
| Baby Mario | Pass | Glares at the camera uncannily |
| Mad Piano | Pass | Sings a seranade to it about how it should go f#ck itself. |
| Sockop | Pass | Mario has his own sock already |
| Moe-eye | Pass | Turns out to be a Moyai Spy that forces Mario to seduce him at gunpoint |
| Ukiki | Pass | |
| Puni | Pass | "Blech!" |
| Mouser | Pass | "Oh shi-" |
| Francis | Pass | Mario literally shoots the idea down, before he and Meggy high-five. |
| Tape | Smash | After confirming it is an actual Nintendo character |
| Pennington | Pass | "Nah!" |
| Shigeru Miyamoto | Smash | Licking his image caused the video to land a C&D. |
| King Bob-Bomb | Pass | Wanted to Smash King Bob-Bomb on account of his moustache but when it turned out to be Bob, Mario didn't appreciate the deception and Falcon Punches him. |
| Valentina | Smash | Mario's higher brain is apparently overridden by his libido |
| Viruses | Pass | Mario does not want to catch Coronavirus |
| Pokey | Pass | "Noooooooooo!" |
| Mimi | No Rating (though assumed Pass) | Mimi lied to Mario to get him into the bedroom, only to reveal she was going to explain Garfield lore to him |
| Clawgrip | Pass | "Nonononno NONONO!" |
| Partrick | Pass | "It's a brick..." "No, this is Patrick." |
| Queen Bean | Smash | Fantasises about being crushed under her ass, saying it's his ideal way to die. |
| Pianta | Smash | On account of thicc-ness |
| Sign | Smash | Suffers Emotional Damage when the Sign rejects him |
| Dry Bones | Pass (Mistakenly counted as Smash) | Recalls his attempt to smash Papyrus |
| Eyerok | Pass | Makes a masturbation joke, then gets depressed. |
| Glamdozer | Pass | Stabs eyes out with Kunai |
| Sherm | Smash | In spite of SMG4's judgement |
| Goomboss | Pass | Flips him off |
| Bullet Bill | Smash | Put a whole bag of them up his ass |
| Lakitu's Cloud | No Rating (though assumed Smash) | Sneaks it on to the rankings and licks it (like with Miyamoto) but SMG4 swiftly Thanos Snaps it away. |
| Perry (Peach's Umbrella) | Smash | Immediately does so, leading to Peach's death |
| Rabbid Peach | Smash | "No questions, shut up! Bye!" |
| Final Score | |
|---|---|
| Smash | 31 (32 if counting Lakitu's Cloud) |
| Pass | 61 (63 if counting Melody Pianissima and Mimi) |
| No Rating | 3 |
Characters[]
Main characters[]
Supporting characters[]
Minor characters[]
Cameos[]
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Mimi debut
- Medic
- Luigi picture
- Birdo picture
- Wart picture
- Toad picture
- Pauline picture
- Francis picture
- Koopalings picture
- Rosalina picture
- Bowser picture
- Lakitu picture
- Rosalina's Mother mentioned
- Kamek picture
- Markipiler as Mario
- King Bob-omb fakeout to Bob Bobowski
- Captain Falcon As Mario
- Donkey Kong picture
- Diddy Kong picture
- Bowser Jr. picture
- Kammy Koopa picture
- Bob-omb picture
- Bombette picture
- Bullet Bill picture
- Goomba picture
- Wario picture
- Waluigi picture
- Spike picture
- Melody Pianissima
- Mad Piano
- Puni picture
- Sockop picture
- Baby Mario picture
- Spy as Moyai
- Yoshi picture
- Princess Daisy picture
- Nabbit picture
- Rabbid Peach picture
- Goombette picture
- Princess Shroob picturedebut
- King Boo picture
- Petey Piranha picture
- Chain Chomp picture
- Toadette picture
- Professor E. Gadd picture
- Toadsworth picture
- Honey Queen picture
- Commander Shroob picture
- Cackletta picture
- Cheep Cheep
- Shy Guy picture
- Shy Gal picture
- Gourmet Guy picture
- Gooper Blooper
- Monty Mole picture
- Piranha Plant picture
- Thwomp
- Gringill picture
- F.L.U.D.D picture
- Blooper picture
- Mallow picture
- Flurrie picture
- Hyper Bald Cleft picture
- Lubba picture
- Coursebot picture
- Booster picture and on video
- Rango picture
- Madame Broode picture
- Hariet picture
- Belome picture
- Fryguy picture
- Toodles picture
- Lahla picture
- Vivian picture
- Moe-eye fakeout as Moyai Spy
- Ukiki picture
- Mouser picture
- Tape picture
- Valentina picture
- Virus picture
- Pokey picture
- Crawgrip picture
- Patrick picture
- Queen Bean picture
- Pianta picture
- Sign picture
- Dry Bones picture
- Papyrus
- Eyerok picture
- Glamdozer picture
- Sherm picture
- Perry
- Cloud
- Lakitu's Cloud picture
- Goomboss picture
- Nicolas Cage as Mario
Music Used[]
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- 04:05 - Sky Sanctuary (Modern); Sonic Generations
- 04:11- Replusive; Cry of Unheard (Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny Musivc)
- 04:48 - E1M1 At Dooms Gate; The Ultimate DOOM
- 05:15 - Giorno's Theme『il vento d'oro』; JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
- 06:28 - Bonetrousle; Undertale
- 06:32 - Dating Start!; Undertale
Errors[]
- Pauline is counted as a Pass and Dry Bones as a Smash in spite of Mario's reactions saying otherwise.
- Nabbit was also accidentally put into the wrong category, as Nabbit was a Smash but was put into the Pass counter.
Trivia[]
- This is a parody of Markiplier's Smash or Pass: All 898 Pokemon video.
- Markipiler also appears on video, but without their actual appearance and is roleplayed by Mario.
- Mario is shown to have a high level of animosity towards Francis after The Anime Arc, evident by how he shoots his picture and high-fives Meggy to avenge Desti.
- This is the first time Mario's N64 model is wearing "boxers." though only the leggings are seen (currently).
- This is the first time in the 2020s Mario did the “TT” eyes last seen since SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! that was 7 years ago.
- This is one of the few Mario Does Things installments to be released a week after the previous installment.
- The video getting a cease and desist warning from Nintendo during the Shigeru Miyamoto segment references the cease and desist warning Nintendo gave to YouTuber SuperMarioLogan in February 2021. This would later practically serve as a plot for The Lawsuit Arc.
- This marks the first appearance of Petey Piranha since his debut in SMG4: Stupid Mario Rabbids
- The Papyrus skit has been appreciated by both Snow The Fox & Superstamps
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| Pre-Season 1 | |
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| Video 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
| Others | |
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