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Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass, formerly called Mario's Smash Or Pass: All Mario Characters, is the 14th episode of the Mario Does Things series and the six hundred and eightieth video overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
Synposis
don't judge Mario 🤡
Plot/Score Tally
The video starts with Mario doing the Smash or Pass game, where he votes many characters in the Super Mario franchise, Mario reminds the audiences don't judge his criticism before starting.
| Character | Smash/Pass | Mario's Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Mario | Smash | |
| Bowser | Pass | |
| Luigi | Pass | |
| Toad | Pass | "ECH!" |
| Peach | Smash | Only while wearing a paper bag |
| Birdo | Smash | Considers it before telling the viewer to "shut the f#ck up!" |
| Waluigi | Pass | |
| Wario | Pass | "F#ck no!" |
| Yoshi | Smash | Eeeehh... |
| Bowser Jr. | Pass | "Uh, no." |
| Daisy | Smash | Nut Button |
| Rosalina | Smash | Hit the nut button until it crumbled |
| Donkey Kong | Pass | Vomit inducing |
| Nabbit | Smash | Only after giving up figuring out what it is. |
| Goombette | Smash | Nose Boner |
| Princess Shroob | Pass | "There goes Mario's boner" |
| Kamek | Pass | |
| Diddy Kong | Pass | "No monkeys" |
| King Boo | Smash | "Yeah boi." |
| Petey Piranha | Pass | Covers crotch and cringes hard at the prospect. |
| Chain Chomp | Pass | Cringes harder and collapses.
"Don't touch Mario's salami" |
| Toadette | Pass | |
| Wart | Pass | "MY EYES!" |
| Pauline | Smash
(mistakenly not counted) |
Mega Nut Button |
| Bombette | Pass | Tempted but didn't want to risk exploding while playing with his "spaghetti" |
| E. Gadd | Pass | "Eew! Dude, WHAT THE FUCK!" |
| Toadsworth | Pass | "It's disgusting, what am I looking at?" |
| Kammy Koopa | Pass | "NO!" |
| Queen Bee | Smash | Ponders before declaring confidently "Yes, I do!" |
| Spike | Pass | Illustrates his point by firing Fishy Boopkins out of the lake cannon. |
| Commander Shroob | Pass | "No!" |
| Cackletta | Pass | "NOOO!" |
| Cheep Cheep | Pass | Considers it but decides that he doesn't want to smash something that'll die without water |
| Shy Guy | Smash | Only if it's Gourmet Guy |
| Koopalings | Pass (x7) | Kicks way the image with prejudice. |
| Gooper Blooper | Pass | Notes that he's seen enough anime to know where this is headed, imagining the scenario, but gets peeved that they'd try to pay for delivery with something other than money |
| Goomba | Pass | "Nope!" |
| Monty Mole | Pass | "Mario would rather die" |
| Piranha Plant | Pass | "The power of Satan compels you!" |
| Thwomp | Smash | Decides he's into being literally smashed by one. |
| Lakitu | Pass | Is very disappointed that he can't smash the cloud |
| Gringill | Pass | |
| F.L.U.D.D | Pass | Alex Jones Reference |
| Blooper | Pass | |
| Mallow | Pass | |
| Flurrie | Pass | Rated "Yikes/10" |
| Melody Pianissima | No Rating (though assumed Pass) | Mario tried dating her before but she refused to sit on his face. |
| Hyper Bald Cleft | Pass | "No." |
| Lubba | Smash | Nose Boner |
| Coursebot | Smash | "Oh hell yeah" |
| Booster | Smash | Mario finds out, to his horror, that he's already kissed Booster. |
| Rango | Pass | Screams in horror |
| Madame Broode | Pass | Screams louder |
| Hariet | Smash | Mario swears he's not a furry. |
| Belome | Smash | "I don't know what this is, but it's kinda hot." |
| Fryguy | Pass | Mario experimentally puts his nose boner in a fire before deciding better of it. |
| Toodles | Smash | "Yes!" |
| Lahla | Smash | "YES!" |
| Vivian | Smash | "YEEESSS!" |
| Rosalina's Mother | Smash | "YEEEEEEEEEE-!" |
| Baby Mario | Pass | Glares at the camera uncannily |
| Mad Piano | Pass | Sings a seranade to it about how it should go f#ck itself. |
| Sockop | Pass | Mario has his own sock already |
| Moe-eye | Pass | Turns out to be a Moyai Spy that forces Mario to seduce him at gunpoint |
| Ukiki | Pass | |
| Puni | Pass | "Blech!" |
| Mouser | Pass | "Oh shi-" |
| Francis | Pass | Mario literally shoots the idea down, before he and Meggy high-five. |
| Tape | Smash | After confirming it is an actual Nintendo character |
| Pennington | Pass | "Nah!" |
| Shigeru Miyamoto | Smash | Licking his image caused the video to land a C&D. |
| King Bob-Bomb | Pass | Wanted to Smash King Bob-Bomb on account of his moustache but when it turned out to be Bob, Mario didn't appreciate the deception and Falcon Punches him. |
| Valentina | Smash | Mario's higher brain is apparently overridden by his libido |
| Viruses | Pass | Mario does not want to catch Coronavirus |
| Pokey | Pass | "Noooooooooo!" |
| Mimi | No Rating (though assumed Pass) | Mimi lied to Mario to get him into the bedroom, only to reveal she was going to explain Garfield lore to him |
| Clawgrip | Pass | "Nonononno NONONO!" |
| Partrick | Pass | "It's a brick..." "No, this is Patrick." |
| Queen Bean | Smash | Fantasises about being crushed under her ass, saying it's his ideal way to die. |
| Pianta | Smash | On account of thicc-ness |
| Sign | Smash | Suffers Emotional Damage when the Sign rejects him |
| Dry Bones | Smash | Recalls his attempt to smash Papyrus |
| Eyerok | Pass | Makes a masturbation joke, then gets depressed. |
| Glamdozer | Pass | Stabs eyes out with Kunai |
| Sherm | Smash | In spite of SMG4's judgement |
| Gomboss | Pass | Flips him off |
| Bullet Bill | Smash | Put a whole bag of them up his ass |
| Lakitu's Cloud | No Rating (though assumed Smash) | Sneaks it on to the rankings and licks it (like with Miyamoto) but SMG4 swiftly Thanos Snaps it away. |
| Perry (Peach's Umbrella) | Smash | Immediately does so, leading to Peach's death |
| Rabbid Peach | Smash | "No questions, shut up! Bye!" |
| Final Score | |
|---|---|
| Smash | 31 (32 if counting Lakitu's Cloud) |
| Pass | 61 (63 if counting Melody Pianissima and Mimi) |
| No Rating | 3 |
Characters
Main characters
Supporting characters
Minor characters
Cameos
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Mimi debut
- Medic
- Luigi picture
- Birdo picture
- Wart picture
- Toad picture
- Pauline picture
- Francis picture
- Koopalings picture
- Rosalina picture
- Bowser picture
- Lakitu picture
- Rosalina's Mother mentioned
- Kamek picture
- Markipiler as Mario
- King Bob-omb fakeout to Bob Bobowski
- Captain Falcon As Mario
- Donkey Kong picture
- Diddy Kong picture
- Bowser Jr. picture
- Kammy Koopa picture
- Bob-omb picture
- Bombette picture
- Bullet Bill picture
- Goomba picture
- Wario picture
- Waluigi picture
- Spike picture
- Melody Pianissima
- Mad Piano
- Puni picture
- Sockop picture
- Baby Mario picture
- Spy as Moyai
- Yoshi picture
- Princess Daisy picture
- Nabbit picture
- Rabbid Peach picture
- Goombette picture
- Princess Shroob picture
- King Boo picture
- Petey Piranha picture
- Chain Chomp picture
- Toadette picture
- Professor E. Gadd picture
- Toadsworth picture
- Honey Queen picture
- Commander Shroob picture
- Cackletta picture
- Cheep Cheep
- Shy Guy picture
- Shy Gal picture
- Gourmet Guy picture
- Gooper Blooper
- Monty Mole picture
- Piranha Plant picture
- Thwomp
- Gringill picture
- F.L.U.D.D picture
- Blooper picture
- Mallow picture
- Flurrie picture
- Hyper Bald Cleft picture
- Lubba picture
- Coursebot picture
- Booster picture and on video
- Rango picture
- Madame Broode picture
- Hariet picture
- Belome picture
- Fryguy picture
- Toodles picture
- Lahla picture
- Vivian picture
- Moe-eye fakeout as Moyai Spy
- Ukiki picture
- Mouser picture
- Tape picture
- Valentina picture
- Virus picture
- Pokey picture
- Crawgrip picture
- Patrick picture
- Queen Bean picture
- Pianta picture
- Sign picture
- Dry Bones picture
- Papyrus
- Eyerok picture
- Glamdozer picture
- Sherm picture
- Perry (Peach's Umbrella)
- Cloud
- Lakitu's Cloud picture
- Gomboss picture
Music Used
- 04:05 - Sky Sanctuary (Modern); Sonic Generations
- 04:48 - E1M1 At Dooms Gate; The Ultimate DOOM
- 05:15 - Giorno's Theme『il vento d'oro』; JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
- 06:28 - Bonetrousle; Undertale
- 06:32 - Dating Start!; Undertale
Trivia
- This is a parody of Markiplier's Smash or Pass: All 898 Pokemon video.
- Markipiler also appears on video, but without their actual appearance and is roleplayed by Mario.
- The Anime Arc is referenced when Mario destroyed Francis’ picture and hi-fived Meggy and avenge Desti.
- This is the first time Mario's N64 model is wearing "boxers." though only the leggings are seen (currently).
- This is the first time in the 2020s Mario did the “TT” eyes last seen since SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! that was 7 years ago.
- This is one of the few Mario Does Things instalments to be released a week after the previous instalment.
- Pauline is counted as a Pass and Dry Bones as a Smash in spite of Mario's reactions saying otherwise.
- The video getting a cease and desist warning from Nintendo during the Shigeru Miyamoto segment references the cease and desist warning Nintendo gave to YouTuber SuperMarioLogan in February 2021.
| v - e - d |
| Other | |
|---|---|
| Overall Episodes 1 to 10 | LOOKING FOR ACTORS · SMG4: Goodbye Meggy · ??? · SMG4 EXPOSED?! I'M ACTUALLY A MONKEY |
