|...SMG4 episodes are getting weirder and weirder, bro.|
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TIME FOR SOME QUICK MAFFS
Mario boots up his computer to randomly select a game to play. To his utter horror, it landed on Math and Baldi pulls Mario into Mario's computer and kills him offscreen.
Mario reluctantly boots up Baldi's Basics. There, he enters Baldi's school to learn math. At first, he burns his eyes due to the graphics of the game, which he says are at least better than Minecraft, while Steve watches and throws his desk. However, he fails and Baldi chases Mario. Mario then says that Baldi cant do sh**, only to get jumpscared and erased from existence by Baldi.
Mario sees 1st Prize while holding a Bible because of how cursed he looks. He then runs into Playtime, and then gets sent to detention by Principal. He, once again, gets caught by Baldi.
Mario says he blames the graphics for failing, then proceeds to turn on RTX. It did not end well for him, and he proceeds to spam a huge button that says "Go Back". Mario gets 3 notebooks, then finds a pair of scissors. Baldi then comes into his room and Mario threatens to chop his salami off, only to once again get jumpscared by Baldi, and proceeding to shoot the screen.
Mario finds a BSODA machine, then uses the soda to push Baldi back, much to his laughter, but then runs into 1st Prize, who asks him to marry him, with Mario declining because "it was gay". Once again, Mario got jumpscared by Baldi. 1st Prize proceeds to show up next to him, and Mario kicks him outside the window.
Mario tries speedrunning the game, only to get caught by Principal, and then jumpscared by Baldi again. Mario then says he would go after him.
Mario nearly runs into Principal again, only for him to miss him, then Baldi suddenly shows up. Principal tells Mario that he was not allowed to record YouTube videos in the halls, much to Mario's frustration that he figured it out, and gets sent to detention. He then gets jumpscared by Baldi again.
Mario gets the "hanging in there star", then proceeds to try and speedrun it again, only to get jumpscared by Baldi yet again, much to Mario's frustration by slamming the table and throwing the keyboard.
Mario runs into Gotta Sweep, with Mario question what the heck it was, then Mario obtains the 3rd notebook, then proceeds to run out of the classroom, and runs into Playtime yet again. Some time later, he gets caught by Baldi yet again.
After Mario gets the 4th notebook and exits the classroom, he is sent to detention by Principal. A while later, he is running from Baldi, and gets caught by Principal of the Thing yet again. After exiting detention, he nearly runs into Principal yet again, then he holds up a sign saying "guess I'll die", while running towards Baldi, but he then jumps out of the game and shoots Mario.
Mario finally gets the 7th notebook, but then is pursued by Baldi, but Mario manages to hold him back with the soda can. Mario screams that he will finally win, but get sent to detention by Principal, and subsequently lose.
Mario runs into Playtime, then a while later, runs into her again, but Mario had the scissors, so he was able to cut her rope. After getting all 7 notebooks, Mario tries to exit through the cafeteria exit, only for it to get blocked. A chase ensued that ended in Mario getting caught by Baldi, much to his anger.
Attempt 12 (Epilogue)
Mario finally gets all 7 notebooks and escapes, therefore beating the game. Mario then ascends to heaven after he finally beats the game.
- Mario got pulled into his computer and got killed by Baldi.
- Mario got erased from existence.
- 1st Prize got kicked by Mario.
- Mario got shot by Baldi.
- Mario ascends to heaven after his purpose fulfilled.
- This is the first Mario Does Things to not feature any of the modern characters besides Mario.
- Oddly, this video doesn't usually start with the SMG4 intro.
- Although only appearing in the game, this episode marks the first appearance of Playtime, Principal, and Gotta Sweep since SMG4: If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics.
- Looney Tunes: Mario pulling up the "guess I'll die" sign is similar to how Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner usually communicate with signs.
- Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Mario references the scene where Perfect Cell claims to not be bothered, only to then immediately admit he's really bothered.