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Atention: This is a unfinished page of Mario Plays Baldi's Basics

Mario: Booooooooooi

Mario Plays: ?????

Mario Plays: MATHS

Mario: 😰

Baldi: (appears) (grabs Mario) Congratulations!

Mario: (screaming)

Baldi: Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning. That's me.

Mario: (imitating Baldi): That's me. (normal): Shut up! Stupid SMG4 making me play this cause I gotta learn. (eyes burn) What the hell is these graphics?! Well, it's better than Minecraft's graphics at least.

Steve: (flips table)

Mario: Ok, what the hell is Mario supposed to do here? Ah, ah, oh my god! Ah!

Baldi: ...everybody's favorite subject, math.

Mario: (as JonTron): Oh, my favorite. (normal): Come on, brain, figure it out!

Brain: (dancing like a piece of s***)

Mario: No. Mamaf***er!

Brain: (hits 6)

Correct: 5+1=6

Mario: (dancing)

Baldi: Problem two.

Mario: There's more? (shoots himself)

Five hours later...

Mario: (as old man): presses 1 and 5

Correct: 7+8=15

Mario: What?! What the hell is that s***?!

Baldi: Problem three. (glitch) Plus. (glitch)

Mario: Shut up! (presses 0)

Wrong: 36468127146821427i126841t7t48748127481r1t8r47+dy1yf1cok23fuy2f23if2y*38y9e273ey273r7ty32rt7ffg7f=0

I get angrier for every problem you get wrong

Baldi: (frowns)

Mario: Uh-oh. Pfft, is that it? He's just gonna smack me??? Ha, you can't do shit, bro. You can't do... (fades)

(bleep)

Mario: Ugh, got to find those stupid notebooks... !!! (screaming gibberish) 😰 (holds bible)

1st Prize: (gibberish)

Mario: 😡 Wait a minute, what the hell?! Piss off!

Playtime: Let’s play. Ready go. One.

Principal: No running in the halls. 15 seconds.

Baldi: Hello there.

Mario: (screams) Mamma-mia. You know, Mario blames the graphics! They're too distracting! Let's turn on RTX! 😰 (screaming)

PLS GO BACK

3/7 Notebooks

Mario: Hmm? (happy gasp) (gets Safety Scissors) Haha! 😰 Stay back or I'll chop your salami off. (as Groovydominoes52): (screaming) (gets gun) (shoots the screen) Soda machine! 💡 I got an idea! (evil laugh) Think fast, chucklenuts! (shoots soda)

Baldi: (screams)

Mario: (laughing)

1st Prize: Will you marry me?

Mario: No, that's gay. Get off me! Get off me! Get help! Heeeeeelp! Goddammit!

1st Prize: Will you marry me?

Mario: (kicks 1st Prize and Breaths In And Out) Let’s Go! I’m The Fastest Boy!