Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials

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Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials
Overall	694
Blooper Information
U.S./U.K. airdate	December 22, 2021
Series	Mario Does Things Genesis Arc (post-arc, minor) Revelations Arc (related, minor) The Lawsuit Arc (related, minor)
Viewers	5.8M+ Views
Credits
Idea by/Written by	Kevin Lerdwichagul Luke Lerdwichagul
Directed by	Luke Lerdwichagul
Produced by	Kevin Lerdwichagul
Edited by	Luke Lerdwichagul Aaron Rogers (assistance)
Thumbnail by	BenJoJoGV
Episode Guide
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Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials is the tenth episode of the Mario Does Things series and the six hundred and ninety-third video overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This video was aired on Dec 22, 2021.

Synopsis

Mario not sure what these Nintendo Commercials are advertising.

Plot

Prologue

After Mario went to computer room, he talks that he's gonna be reacting to some weird Nintendo commercials.

Got Milk?

A public service announcement for people to drinking milk. After viewing the commercial, Mario is shocked by how milk makes him stronger, and drinks some, only to realize it's Clorox and deforms his body. He then furiously remarks that the commercial lied.

Super Mario 64 [🇪🇸]

Spanish milk products. Mario is utterly confused until watching the CGI Mario, from which he freaks out and criticizes it.

Super Mario 64 [🇺🇸]

Seeing a teenager with Mario in the commercial, Mario shoots him from behind at pyramid of Shifting Sand Land.

Nintendo Entertainment System

Seeing the house in the commercial flying off because of NES controller, Mario does it himself and the castle flies off with ease.

Super Smash Bros.

After watching the commercial, Mario calls it "unrealistic" and states that he'll beat them. He then changes his mind once he sees Pikachu, Donkey Kong, and Yoshi behind him about to attack, forcing Mario to sadly walk off into the blast zone.

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!

Noticing the biker and woman as monkeys, Mario literally jumps out of his seat.

Kirby: Canvas Curse

After watching the commercial, Mario announces it as "New Super Kirby Befriends an 8-inch Pingas 2".

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

As Mario watches Mario and Luigi say goodnight to each other, Mario watches in utter shock of them possibly humping each other, and commits suicide shortly after.

Hey You, Pikachu!

After watching the commercial, Mario commands Pikachu to do a flip, but it got its neck snapped in the process, making Mario think that it's busted.

Super Mario Sunshine

Mario uses F.L.U.D.D to fly off, only to fly off into the sky.

Kirby's Pinball Land

Kirby shows up and shows Mario the commercial to Kirby's Pinball Land as a way to apologize for how freaky the Kirby: Canvas Curse commercial was. However, once Mario gets a glimpse of the creepy appearance of the stop-motion Kirby, he sadly shoots Kirby.

Nintendo Power Previews #7

As Mario sees himself transform into a Super Scope, he tests this ability on the Terminator, only for him to accidentally shoot himself.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Mario "stops working" after reacting to Link and enemies dancing like in Thriller since it is cringe.

e-Reader

Mario laughs hysterically after watching Donkey Kong Jr. getting squished by the compactor.

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

Mario is enraged by how Sonic says his team has the victory, and criticizes him on the size of his pingas and compares it to the size of Mario's nose.

Game Boy Micro

Mario watches the rat tries to reach the Game Boy Micro buttons, but witnesses the rat humping the handheld unit. Mario then presses the "UNSEE" button to get it out of his head until it literally explodes and he dies.

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

Mario watches the old woman get dragged off the boat, but he instantly gets karma when he is dragged away to Brazil by Crazy Raisin Lady.

The Legend of Zelda #1

Mario thinks the man is having a stroke and shoots him to "cure" it.

Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins

As Wario Head hypnotically commands Mario to kill himself, he does so, literally snapping his own neck.

Banjo-Tooie

Mario realizes that Kazooie has died, and fears the consequences as Banjo falls through the roof (without a parachute).

Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Mario reacts to the commercial up until Kirby uses Tri-Missile Attack (Bomb+Bomb ability) power combo to Mario's room, likely to get revenge on him for shooting him earlier.

Mario Power Tennis

After reacting to the commercial, Mario hears and notices RMKP outside. Mario then tries to stop them with a tennis ball, only to fail and RMKP to shoot him.

Crash Bandicoot

After seeing the man dresses as Crash Bandicoot at NOA Headquarters, Mario goes to sleep and has a horrific nightmare about Crash chasing him.

The Legend of Zelda #2

Mario calls the commercial not kek and cringes to the maximum.

Super Mario Kart

Mario laughs at commercial Yoshi being crushed by a Thwomp, only to be crushed by Thwomp as well by Yoshi.

Kirby's Dream Land

After seeing Kirby spit the child into the star, Mario calls RMKP to arrest Kirby.

Mercedes-Benz X Mario Kart 8

Mario reacts in shock to his Mercedes-Benz portrayal which catches Peach's attention greatly. Jealous, Mario transforms into Carl Johnson. Mario offers Peach some pingas but Peach shoots him.

Super Mario Super Light

Mario notices Bowser being gay, so Mario throws him off a building.

SoftBank X Pokémon

Mario gasps and calls all the Pikachus ugly rats, which causes a swarm of Pikachus to come out of his screen and attack Mario.

Pikmin 2

After seeing that the blue Pikmin hates spaghetti in a fake segment of the commercial, Mario is enraged and blends him to death.

Donkey Kong Land (Epilogue)

Mario calls SMG4 to see Donkey Kong being crushed by the Game Boy console. However, their fun is short lived as they notice Shigeru Miyamoto with a giant DMCA takedown sign which crushes SMG4 and Mario as the scene crashes and reveals that the video is no longer available due to copyright claim.

Characters

Main Characters

• Mario

Recurring Characters

• Kirby

Minor

• SMG4
• Pikachu
• Yoshi

Cameos

• Luigi
• Donkey Kong
• F.L.U.D.D
• Hiroshi Uchiyamada as Mario
• JonTron as Mario
• Squidward Tentacles
• Terminator
• Oogway As Mario
• Woody As Mario
• Wall-Nut debut
• Crazy Raisin Lady
• Banjo & Kazooie
• The Polices GMod Model
• Thwomp
• Peach Toadstool
• Carl Johnson As Mario
• Bowser
• Pikmins
• Shigeru Miyamoto
• Filthy Frank As Mario
• Sonic on Mario's computer
• Link on Mario's computer
• Crash Bandicoot
• Wario as Mario with Pikachu cosplay
• Wario Head on Mario's computer
• Donkey Kong Jr. on Mario's computer

Opening Announcement

• Skeleton
• Bob Bobowski

Continuity

• R64: Son of a bowser.: Mario notices Bowser being gay, so Mario throws him off a building.
• R64: A Theatre Mario.: Mario reacts in shock to his Mercedes-Benz portrayal which catches Peach's attention greatly. Jealous, Mario transforms into Carl Johnson. Mario offers Peach some pingas but Peach shoots him.

Deaths

• Mario dies from drinking Clorox presumably/later revived
• The teenager is shot by Mario. offscreen
• Mario walks off into the blast zone. later revived
• Mario commits suicide by jumps off Peach's Castle roof. later revived
• Pikachu got his neck snapped when he is trying to do a flip.
• Kirby is shot by Mario. offscreen/later revived
• Mario accidentally shoots himself. later revived
• Mario's head explodes later revived
• The man in the commercial is shot by Mario.
• Mario snaps his neck. later revived
• Kazooie has died possibly falling out of the plane.
• Mario is blown up by Kirby's Tri-Missile Attack power combo. later revived
• Mario is shot by RMKP. later revived
• Yoshi is crushed by a Thwomp. commercial only
• Mario is crushed by a Thwomp. later revived
• Kirby is ran over by the police.
• Mario is shot by Peach. later revived
• Bowser is thrown off a building by Mario. possibly revived
• The Blue Pikmin is blended by Mario.
• Donkey Kong is crushed by the Game Boy console. commercial only
• Mario and SMG4 are both crushed by the giant DMCA takedown by Miyamoto. possibly revived

Errors

• The outro and some reacting background has Axol's face along with everyone else's, where Cube later confirmed that it was a mistake.

Trivia

• This video was released on the same day that The Matrix Resurrections was released in theaters.
• Aside from SMG4 (and Bob in the opening advertisement), this video doesn't include any original characters.
• This is the first appearances of:
  • Banjo & Kazooie since SMG4 2020 COLLAB SPECIAL and in Season 11.
  • Crazy Raisin Lady since SMG4: Mario School Club and in Season 11.
  • The Police since SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special.
• This is the first Mario Does Things episode to credit any editors, Aaron Rogers in this case.
• Sometime between 2022 and 2023, the opening advertisement was removed from the video.

Music used

• 00:00 - Snowball Park; Super Mario 3D World
• 01:27 - Ground Theme; Super Mario Bros. (Poor Flute ver.)
• 01:41 - Let's Try; Super Mario RPG
• 02:08 - Main Theme; Super Mario 64
• 05:46 - Looping Steps; Super Mario 64
• 07:03 - Disaster; Bowser's Fury (Normal ver.)
• 07:23 - Piranha's Lullaby; Super Mario 64
• 08:13 - Kirby Dance (Kirby Victory Theme); Super Smash Bros.

References

• Super Mario 64: Bowser being gay is an obvious reference to the infamous "So long gay Bowser!" line.
• The ending part before outro references Nintendo's reputation for taking down Nintendo fan content.
• Grand Theft Auto IV: When Mario throws him off of a building for being gay, Bowser uses one of Niko Bellic's (the main protagonist of GTA IV) scream sound effects.

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