Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials/Transcript

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It starts with Bob looking at a picture of a family behind the beautiful Christmas tree. His tree was ruined and his person was a skeleton. Then he says that Santa Claus forgets him. Then suddenly SMG4 comes in with a white beard and Christmas hat on. Then he said that Santa didn't forget him so he gave him the present of Mobile Legends Adventure, link in video description. And his code is SMG4719.

The original video starts with Mario doing his impression of Nintendo advertising.

[SMG4 Intro]

First he watches the Got Milk? commercial for Super Mario 64. He says that the kids in the commercial don't know how to play. Then SM64 Mario gets out of the TV and goes into the fridge where the dog was watching and he was drinking milk to get bigger. After Mario saw the commercial, he decided to do it, too. Instead of growing by milk, he drank Clorox to shrink, then states the commercial was a lie.

Then he watches the Okey Chocolate Milk commercial for Super Mario 64. Both the Marios were saying okay until the SMG4 Mario got scared by seeing him picking up the drink Okey. Then Mario states that this chocolate milk commercial is not okay.

Then he sees a real life person doing Marios' moves and says "Shut the f**k up!" after he shot the person.

Then he sees the 1986 NES commercial where the house blasts to space by pressing the start button. Mario then tries too. Then Peach's Castle goes blasting to space.

Then when he sees the recap for 1999's Smash Brothers he said he'll be kicking all their asses. Then he sees Donkey Kong, Yoshi, & Pikachu mad then he sacrifices himself by leaving the screen too far.

Then he sees the commercial for Donkey Kong Country 3 and realizes all the people were monkeys.

Then he sees the commercial of Kirby being friends with a finger. He then states it as New Super Kirby Be Friends An 8-Inch Pingas 2.

When he was watching the USA version of "Where Will Luigi Fall Asleep?" and when he sees the strange thing he suicides himself by jumping off the castle roof.

Then he sees that Pikachu listens in the game in the commercial, so he told him to do a flip but suddenly broke his neck and Mario said it was broken.

During the commercial for 2002's Super Mario Sunshine, he flies to space using his F.L.U.D.D.

Then Kirby comes in and shows Mario a better ad. It was 1993's Kirby Super Pinball. He was shocked by the stop-motion version of Kirby. Then he upsettly shoots Kirby.

Then he sees himself turn into a gun. Then he grabs a man and he turns into the same thing shooting Mario.

He was watching a dance of The Legend of Zelda then his playback error said, "Too Much Cringe!"

Then he sees Donkey Kong Jr. coming to the eReader, and laughs so hard when he sees him get hit by the compactor.

Then when it was his turn on the newsflash, he says that Sonic has a small d**k the size of the Plants VS Zombies walnut. Then he said his dong looks like the commercial that was 3 commercials back.

Then he sees the rat racing to the GameBoy Micro and rubbing on it. Then Mario was pressing a button for him to unsee the rubbing. But just to make his head blow up.

Then he sees the commercial for Mario Kart: Super Circuit, he laughs at the game. Then laughs at the grandma getting suicided by water. Just for him to get dragged by a rope that leads into Brazil.

Then when he sees the first Legend of Zelda ad, he said he's having a stroke, so Mario shot the man to help him.

Then he was getting hypnotized by Wario from Super Mario Land 2 and commands Mario to destroy himself. He agrees to Wario and snaps his head.

Then he sees the person saying Banjo needs a parachute but he has a backpack on. Then Mario tells him to do a flip. Then he picks up dead Kazooie as Banjo falls from the ceiling.

Then he sees the commercial for Kirby 64 which is Adopt-A-Critter where Kirby destroys the building causes he's a rocket launcher.

Then he sees the ad for Mario Power Tennis after seeing the ad he was getting arrested by the 6th District. He took out his racket and did a weak baseball whack. Then the officers shoot him.

Then when Crash arrives at Nintendo he said that Mario's worst nightmare is here. In his dream, Crash was chasing after Mario making him scream.

Then when they were reading the newspaper, Mario states it as not very c*ck. Then when he sees them playing The Legend of Zelda he shrinks by cringe.

Then the ad for 1992's Super Mario Kart, Yoshi got Thwomped and Mario laughs and then gets hit by a Thwomp summoned by Yoshi for revenge.

Then for the ad of 80's Kirby Dreamland 3 he sees Kirby swallow and spit out a little boy into space then calls 911 to arrest Kirby.

Then for the GLA announcement for Mario Kart 8 and Super Mario Maker, Peach comes in and kisses the computer. Then jealous Mario transforms into a two-foot adult, just to make Peach shoot him.

Then he sees Bowser marrying Mario then he sings with flowers and a 2010 movie poster, just to make him throw Bowser off the roof of a skyscraper.

Then he all the Pikachus doing Olympic Sports after he said they're ugly, they come out of the computer attacking Mario.

He was dancing to the Pikmin song. Then he sees the blue one hates spaghetti. So Mario blends him to death.

It was time for the last meme, where Mario and SMG4 were watching Donkey Kong getting crushed by a Giant GameBoy after picking up a plate of bananas. They both start laughing. Then Miyamoto comes with a DMCA paper dropping on both of them screaming to death, then the video ends with a copyright claim.

[SMG4 Outro]