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Transcript: Mario Reacts To Funny Tik Toks.[]
Mario: Yay for Mario! *intro plays*
TikTok: Deadliest self-defense move.[]
Guy: Today I'm teaching you the deadliest self-defense move known to man.
Mario: Woah!
Guy: Step 1 is to make a fist and ensure that the thumb is on the outside of your finger.
Mario: Okay...
Guy: Once you have this point move them slowly from side to side and eventually the momentum will end up with-
(He gets rickrolled, and then proceeds to look at the screen with great confusion.)
TikTok: Ping in Real Life[]
Ping 30: Normal
Mario: I don't get it.
Ping 100: Not Normal
Ping 999+: glitchy
(As the TikTok goes on, Mario glitches all around the place with increasing levels.)
TikTok: nuts[]
Guy: Today we're gonna see if i can extract oil from these peanuts.
Mario: Nice.
Guy: First thing I did was clean my nuts out.
Mario: What?!
Guy: Then realized
Mario: What did you say?!
Guy: Since i'm gonna discard the solid, so i dumped my nuts into the blender, skid and all.
Mario: *trying not to laugh*
Guy: *unintelligible* technique, I'm ready to squeeze some oil out of deez nuts.
Mario: *laughing his ass off*
(SMG4 then comes into the room and slapped Mario.)
TikTok: Heart stopped beating[]
Guy: If your heart stopped beating right now, your boy would do something called DIE.
Mario: WHAAAAAT?!
Guy: Now, to be honest, I'm not too educated on the subject, but if you look up "s*xy among us domination milky ******** with inflation blast", you should find more information on the subject.
Mario: REALLY? *looks it up*
(Horrified from what he saw [presumably from NSFW content], Mario collapses.)
TikTok: What you always secretly thinking about filter[]
Guy: So this filter shows what you're always secretly thinking about.
Mario: THATS AWESOME
Guy: *unintelligible* broken? Mine doesn't work.
Mario: *thinks*
Toad: Huh
Mario: *Uses the filter but gets legged toad*
Mario: WTF?
Toad: HEYYYYYYY!!!
Mario: WTF IS THIS, THAT IS NOT FUNNY. THAT IS NOT FUNNY,
(Mario then proceeds to shoot Toad)
TikTok: I love penis[]
Guy: *unintelligible*Please type what he actually said OH MY GOD I LOVE PENIS
(Mario shows a sign that says "Gay")
TikTok: Its a week away[]
Girl: Can you believe it guys?
(A ball got thrown directly at Mario.)
Girl: Just a week away!
(Another ball got thrown directly at Mario, causing him to swear.)
Girl: This is in a week!
Mario: WTF- *another ball got thrown directly*
Girl: So happy about this information
Mario: STOP! MAKE IT STOP- (Many balls had been thrown in Mario)
TikTok: Thomas in piano[]
Guy: *Plays piano three times*
Guy: F*CK *Plays Thomas intro*
Mario got ran over by Thomas
TikTok: Disgusing as Mario[]
Guy: Mario *throws peel*
Mario: *Laughs*
Police appears; Mario screams and gets hit
TikTok: Mario Doll[]
Person: *Makes Mario Doll*
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Haha. Thats a so nice! *Turns to the camera* Ima gonna die for you.
Mario screams as the person is stabbing him with a pin while undoing the process
TikTok: BLJ SIMP[]
Guy and Girl: *Making the BLJ happen*
Mario: *Laugh* Look at this dude. SIMP, SIMP! SIMP!
TikTok: Luigi glow up[]
Mario: What The F***
Mario laughs
Lego Mario[]
Guy: So if you are a fan of Super Mario, you need to get this lego set
Mario: Oh yeah
Guy: It is absolutely loaded with (*talks while Mario is speaking*)
Mario: Mario has a Lego too *Yoda appears*
Yoda: Say the N word, I must.
Mario: You can’t say that word, Yoda.
Yoda: Yes, I should. *Says stuff* Please type what he actually said
Mario kicks Yoda in the pingas
Super Mario Party[]
Guy: Just turn it on, don't wait don't wait go, go, oh god, jesus, i'm literally having a seizure
Mario: I don't get it
Guy: OH JESUS, JESUS, JESUS
The whole crew comes
Bob: Hey, where’s my invitation!?
TikTok: Melting Mario Popsicle[]
Mario: Hmmmmmmm?, AAHHHHH
Popsicle: I REQUIRE A SPAGHETTI
Mario faints with Windows XP shutdown sound
TikTok: Mario Song in ping ball[]
Guy: *Plays the song*
Mario: What, OOOOOHHHHH, HaHa
Mario tries to do the same thing but he chokes on the ball
TikTok: Headphones decorate[]
Mario: *Paints Meggy's headphones with spaghetti sauce*
Meggy comes in angrily then Mario gives her headphones back and dances and sings the background song
TikTok: Broken bones[]
Guy: *Plays baseball and weighs dumbbell but his bone breaks*
Mario: *Gasp* Let me try, let me try!
Mario does the same thing easily and dies
TikTok: My door sounds like Yoshi[]
Person: Yo why does my squeaky door sound like Yoshi
Door: Hey i'm the f****** green lizard from Mario.
Mario slaps a yellow Yoshi, it screams
Mario: Not even close, babey.
TikTok: Bowser's shell is actually a carrying case[]
Guy disguised as Bowser: *Slams the belt*
Mario: WOAH
Guy: Oh, where-
Guy: Where do I keep the whip?
Mario: hmmmmmm
Guy: Little known fact for ya
Guy: My shell is actually
Mario: *GASP*
Guy: A convenient little carrying case
Mario: WOAH!
Mario goes inside Bowser ass and saw a sexy picture of him
Mario: That was a load of sh*t
TikTok: Kirby Drawing[]
Mario: Oh Boy!
Mario: This make my go happ-
Kirby appears, ready to swallow Mario
Mario: Don’t do it. Don’t you do it.
Kirby goes back down
TikTok: Infinite Thwomp[]
Mario: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Run B**** RUNNN!!!
Mario goes near to the camera
Mario: You would never do that to Mario, right? *Jumpscares* RIGHT!?
TikTok: Catching Pokémon in old games[]
Mario: COME ON!!! Why is it so slow!?!?
Catching Pokémon in Pokémon Legends: Arceus[]
Mario: Hmmmmmm
Mario: Let me show you how it's done
Tari: Awwwww hahahahaha
Mario: WAHA
Mario: HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tari: AAHH
Mario: YIPEE !!!
Mario covers the body with a box and Tari is sad that the Pokémon is dead
TikTok: Nintendo Switch Pro controller easter egg[]
Guy: It's really hard to see but if you get it on the right angle
Mario: WOAH
Guy: You can see "Thx 2 all game fans"
Mario: Let's see
Mario uses joycon holder instead and it say "Funfact: You're Gay"
TikTok: Open Verse Challenge[]
Stacey Ryan: I don't text me at all
Text: 1 2 3 4 YOUR TURN
Mario's song:[]
Peach yeets Mario out
TikTok: Singing chair[]
Mario: *Shivering*
Chair: You believe in blapapaluv(?)Please type what he actually said Ehuag
Mario checks his gaming chair
Gaming chair: Hehehehe
Mario is scared his gaming chair is alive
Mario: Mmm that’s hot
TikTok: If you had 24 hours with me and i couldnt say no, what would we do?[]
Girl: If you had 24 hours with me and i couldnt say no, what would we do?
Guy: Younging(?)Please type what he actually said, we're going fishin'
Mario: YYYYEAHHHH
Mario fishes with that guy which leads to a good ending
TikTok: Son of a bi-bi son of a bi-bi-gun[]
Porky: *Hits his finger with hammer*
Porky: Son of a bi-bi-, Son of a bi-bi
Mario: Woah
Porky: Son of a bi-bi-, Son of a bi-bi
Porky: Son of a bi-bi-, Son of a bi-bi-ba-gun
Mario: Ohhuhu
Mario: OOOOOOOOOHHH
Porky: *Laughs* you thought i would say son of a b**** din't ya?
B**** made it yeet Mario
TikTok: Music in bathroom[]
People: Singing and making music
Mario: WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I’m taking a piss!
TikTok: Handsome suit[]
Guy: My roommate looks dashing he's so handsome
Mario: Hey you two should kiss
Mario saw them kissing which made him go cringed
TikTok: ROBLOX slender I GOT A GIRLFRIEND[]
Slender: Hawy guyws🥺i finawly gwot a girrwl friwerd🥺 shes so pwitty😍
Mario holds a sniper and says "WE CANT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK"
TikTok: Sexy Waluigi[]
Mario: Mama mia
Luigi saw with binoculars with his pingas widen
Mario: NO! GO TO HORNY JAIL.
Buff Horny Police Isabelle grabs Luigi and takes him to Horny Jail
Luigi: NO! NOOOO!
TikTok: When he's less than 6 inchs[]
Girl (with cartman voice): This guy is tiny he must be a dwarf
Mario: *Grunts*
Girl: Sorry im not interested with being friends with a midget.
Marios Well I'm not interested with being friends with assholes
Mario's roast made the DAMMN meme pop up
TikTok: Rude comments[]
Girl: The comments under this video have been distasteful
Mario roast her by saying "cry about it"
TikTok: Human Dog[]
Guy: Makes dog sounds with filter
Mario got cringe which made him shoot the dog and he talks about it
Loads of cringe[]
TikTok: Dream pacifier is poggers[]
Girl: Thank you, Thank you, I know it is pwitty poggers
Mario: WTF IS THIS !!!
TikTok: SOME of my FAVOURITE pictures of KARL JACOBS[]
TikTok: Dream should be top and George should be bottom[]
Girl: Dream should be top and George should be bottom
Mario: SO MUCH CANCER!!!
TikTok: Dream X George[]
Computer: *Shows text*
TikTok: Kitten[]
Girl: "it's ok kitten... I scared them off 💗💓💞💕💝💘"
Girl: 🥺*has first kiss*🥺
TikTok: Dream X YOU[]
Girl: *hold hands*
TikTok: Twerking Dream[]
Mario: HUAAAAAAAAA, MAMAMIA
Mario get enough, says "NO THAT DOES IT, GO TOUCH GRASS NOW!", kicks the camera. And punches the camera.
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