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"I have absolutely no idea what's going on." |
[Mario faces the camera while t-posing to greet the viewer]
Mario: What's up? (sound effect)
[SMG4 Intro]
Mario: Today, Mario's gonna be looking at fan-submitted...
Mario: (ascends his upper torso beyond) NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDO mEmEs!
Mario: Let's go! (sound effect)
["Super Mario 64"]
[The Star Get theme from 64 plays and pulls out a gun and then shoots Mario]
[BANG!]
Mario: ded
[Super Mario on the PS4]
PS4 Mario: Super Mario on the PS4! WAAAAAAAHOOOOO-
[Mario's head explode from the earrape that was caused by the meme]
Mario: i'lL TaKe yOuR EnTirE StOcK! (sound effect)
[Cursed Link Meme.]
Stalfos: Nice hat!
Mario: My hat is better
Link: Oh boy! Smooching time! (Stalfos screams)
[Mario is shocked by this]
Mario: Woah!
[Mario laughs at Link attacks Stalfos]
Mario: Hahaha! Scaredy Ca- (sound effect)
[Link then appears to traumatize Mario]
Link: Oh boy! Smooching time!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (sound effect)
[The Clang Clang from Law and Order plays as it cuts to the Law and Order Special Victims Unit logo while Mario is being r[a]ped by Link]
[Mario at the door]
SLAM!
64 Render Mario: HEY MAMA F--KER
Mario: What's up?
64 Render Mario: COME HERE AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVER
Mario: Aw what a nice polite young man, sure thing!
[Mario proceeds to rip his liver from his stomach for 64 Render Mario. He then dies]
[Goomba Jumpscare]
[The ground theme from Super Mario Bros. plays and it stops with the Vine Boom Sound effect with a Goomba scaring Mario]
[Real Life Mario Middle Finger]
[A scene from Guardians of the Galaxy shows Peter Quill looking at his phone and then at Mario flipping Mario off.]
Mario: HEY! Where'd you get this footage of Mario???
[A 'casual' Eevee Video]
Tari: You said you wanted to show me something, Mario?
Mario: Oh yes! (sound effect)
[The TikTok short begins. We see someone playing Garry's Mod as Tari adores the Eevee. Unfortunately, the player pulls out a rocket launcher and nukes the Eevee right in front Tari's eyes as Mario laughs hysterically.]
Mario: PPPFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- (Mutahar laughing)
Tari: (frowns)
[How to Sing]
[Mario watches a plush Mario being dropped into a washing machine as the plush began to scream in an autotunic way. Seeing this, he thought that maybe he could give it a try.]
Mario: hmmm...so that's how you sing very well...
[Mario then proceeds to go on top of a washing machine while singing Baka Mitai]
[Pikachu Vase]
Mario: (gets freaked out and throws a dumbell at pikachu)
[Snotty Glow UP Meme]
Mario: Hmm? (He checks his phone to receive a call from Luigi)
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! (sound effect)
Luigi: Heh? (sound effect) [*visible confusion*]
[Kirby Falls Into The Abyss]
[Mario watches a clip from Right Back at Ya where Kirby falls into the abyss forever]
Kirby: AAAAAAAAA- (sound effect repeated five times:)
Mario: That's a lotsa fun! (sound effect)
[Headshots are Useful after all]
[After seeing the clip where a Mii uses their head to fend off any balls, Mario then takes this seriously by using it to Boop Peach into the river.]
[Towering Heights Glitch]
[After seeing a clip from a level in the Octo Expansion Campaign, Mario thought it could be real. So he decides to yeet Meggy off Brawl's Battlefield.]
Meggy: Waah! Mario!
Mario: Fly Woomy Fly! (sound effect)
[Mario then proceeds to yeet Meggy into the abyss; in theory leading her to her demise]
Meggy: AAAAAAAAA- (sound effect)
[OnlyFans Painting]
[Mario watches a clip showing a 64 Model of him ascending into an OnlyFans Painting accompanied by Kanye West's Wolves (COPYRIGHTED). Mario then becomes surprised and wants to do that.]
Mario: I'll be right back. (uberduck.ai sound effect)
[Mario then kicks down the door from his room and frantically searches the entire foyer for the painting.]
Mario; WHERE THE F--- IS THE ONLY FANS PAINTING?! Where is it?! Where is it?! Where's the GODDAMN PaInTiNg?! (movie clip + uberduck.ai Mario sound clips)
[Mario is Pooping]
[Mario casually watches the meme]
Mario: Stop it, get some help. (Sound Effect)
[Mario Movie Cast]
Mario: Hoohoohoo!! (Mario Sound Effect)
[Mario gets amazed while watching Luigi explaining certain scripts]
[Mario watches a few seconds of the next part of the meme when Shigeru Miyamoto suddenly walks in]
Miyamoto: WHO LEAKED THE MOVIE?! (Grabs Mario)
[Aurora Borealis Beam]
[Mario watches the meme without context but as soon as black hole appeared, he got freaked out]
[As soon as the meme ended, Mario was shocked]
Mario: WOAH!! (Mario Sound Effect)
Mario: RIP SUPER NINTEDO CHALMERS
[Mario Ching Chong]
[Mario casually watches the meme]
Video Meme Mario: Hello
Mario: Hello! (Mario Sound EFfect)
[As soon as the Video Meme Mario said "Ching Chong", Mario knew that he was going to get cancelled as it somewhat had a pitch of racism]
[And then there's Chunky]
[Mario dances to the groove of the music and suddenly stops with shock]
[Mario appears at Donkey Kong's door and laughs at him disrespectfully]
[Mario shooting a guy]
Mario: Haha that's me! (Sound Effect)
[FNF Mario Pissing]
[Mario watches the video. But when the long note was taking too long, Mario lost his patience and presses S in his keyboard multiple times]
[After spamming S for a long time, it's finally Boyfriend (As Goomba)'s turn]
[DK's lifespan]
[Mario gets emotional just by the span of Gorillas compared to Donkey Kong's age]
Mario: Oh noo.... (Mario Sound Effect)
[Mario appears at Donkey Kong's door and disrespectfully laughs again]
[God Help Us]
[Mario tries to endure the meme. After the video ended, he asks God why has he deserved to witness the meme]
Mario: I have a question for God, WHYYYYYYYYYY
[Ganondorf defeated]
Mario: CMON GANON. STAY ALIVE!
[Mario watches the monstrosity of Ganondorf dying]
Mario: NAHOHOHOHO!!! HE'S ALREADY DEAAD!!!! (Sound Effect)