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Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 12
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Intro[]
(Launching Wii Menu. The player has selected Meme Channel.)
Mario: Ni- i- i- i- i- Nintendo Memes!
(Player clicks start.)
(SMG4 intro plays.)
Mario dies of heart attack[]
(...yeah. Just as the heading says. Footage of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer is played.)
Mario: Pfft like that would ever happen.
Is Mario breedable?[]
Is Mario breedable? In the game’s Mario tends to eat mushrooms to achieve his super form. This makes him proportionately bigger which would include bigger booty cheeks. So is Mario breedable? Yes.
Mario: Ow…
(Mario dies of heart attack.)
Fishy Boopkins be like[]
(The narrator of the video roasts Fishy Boopkins and laughs. Boopkins turns into a ball, which turns into a Buhdeuce and then into a lime.)
Mario: Hey that's not very nice! How do you feel about that, Boopkins?
(He sees a green ball with googly eyes meant to resemble Boopkins. The ball falls on the ground.)
Mario: You’ve upset him
Nothing feels better than the inside of a cat![]
(Mario looks at the camera with a raised eyebrow after reading the tweet.)
Shigeru Miyamoto (on computer): I would add that cat women are sexy, and I wanted to see what a cat Peach would look like.
(Mario once again suspiciously looks at the camera. He then turns to see Miyamoto.)
Mario: The hell is wrong with you?
Miyamoto: (pulls out a Super Bell) PUT IT ON
Mario: No!
(Miyamoto summons several Cat Ninjas to surround Mario.)
Mario: Aah, piss.
(Mario disappointingly dances in his cat suit.)
Miyamoto: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEE-
Mario: Imma Hearing The Voices Again Luigi
(Internal screams are heard as an image of Miyamoto with cat ears appears.)
POV: You're An OG 🤣 Mario Fan 🤣[]
IShowSpeed: Mario trailer let’s see what it is!
Mario: Oh yeah!
IShowSpeed: Who is that? Darth Vader?!
(Mario gets a shock.)
(The screen shows Bowser's Castle on computer.)
IShowSpeed: Browser?! (Mario gets another shock...) Big big Browser! (...and another...) Luigi?! (...and another.) Look at his mustache chat… imagine rubbing your balls against Mario mustache like it’s so soft, smooth, silky, that silky smooth mustache…
(Mario turns into a dog and decides to walk into the ocean and drown after seeing Speed's comments.)
Koopa Troopa Dance[]
(A green Koopa Troopa is trying to save a red Koopa from falling off a cliff...)
Mario: What?
(...but lets go of the Koopa after getting distracted by the music.)
Mario: No...
(Mario attends the red Koopa's funeral with several other Koopas. But then...)
Mario: Oh...!
(...he pulls out a radio.)
Mario: Oh yeah!
(He turns on the radio, which causes the Koopas to dance. The red Koopa, now turned into a Dry Bones, busts out of its coffin.)
Mario: He’s alive!
(The Koopas run around in fear.)
Mario: Uh, you're welcome?!
Knuckles the Meme Inspector[]
Knuckles: Show me a meme.
(Mario takes his hat off and pulls a meme out of it.)
(Nobody asked for your opinion! Weehee!)
Knuckles: Meme... approved!
(Mario celebrates.)
Mario: Yeah!- (gets kicked by SMG3)
SMG3: Will you approve this one?
(Eloquently poses insightful question. When asked to repeat it, forgets how to speak native language.)
Knuckles: Oh hell nah man, what the f***? It’s now illegal to use your meme.
(Elon Musk comes to burn SMG3's phone and pulls 2 middle fingers when leaving.)
(SMG3 is left speechless as Mario appears behind him. NO FUNNY?)
Mario Kart Rekt[]
(Daisy gets hit by several items. Mario laughs when she first gets hit.)
Mario: Huh?
(Daisy gets hit by another Red Shell and Mario feels like he's getting hit.)
Mario: What?
(Daisy gets pushed aside by a Dry Bones...)
Mario: Ah, sh*t.
(...and gets hit by yet another Red Shell.)
Mario: It keeps happening!
Luigi (in computer): Go Luigi! (pushes Daisy off the bridge before flipping her off in his Luirambo form.)
(Daisy then gets pushed off by the bridge one more time by a Bullet Bill as Mario fearfully watches.)
Mario (as JonTron): Holy sh*t, you f*cking killed her dude!
(Mario pays a visit to a hospitalized Daisy.)
Mario: (pulls out a 1st place trophy in Daisy's face) Git Gud! (laughs) How about you suck Mario's ass!
(Daisy isn't pleased.)
Thwomp Skateboard[]
(A cartoon of Mario putting a skateboard down for a Thwomp. The Thwomp then does several tricks.)
Mario: Whoa!
(Mario travels to Whomp's Fortress and pays a visit to two Thwomps.)
Mario: Hey stinky! (Thwomp looks at Mario) You smell of poopoo peepee.
Thwomp: What? (prepares to crush Mario but lands on a skateboard. It looks down and sees itself on a skateboard.) Wooooo!! (falls)
Mario: Matter fact, I’m 43% blind. I don't see much of nothin'.
New Soup[]
(In this meme, Mario puts several soup ingredients into a pot and tastes the soup.)
Mario: This look so easy.
(Mario puts his own ingredients into the pot: Toad, a stone, a Robloxian, Dr. Robotnik, a goat, and spaghetti.)
Mario: I'm the soup star!
(Mario tries his soup but gets poisoned.)
Mario: This, is my masterpiece!
Doofenshmirtz Rap Battle[]
(War Of The Fat Italians 2015 Rap Battle plays.)
Mario: Wow, this brings back memories.
Doof: ♪ Well I'Il be honest, I don't really understand
- ♪ But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
- ♪ And I got… ♪
Mario: AW HELL NO! Nobody's baller than Mario! (leaves the castle)
(At Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.…)
Mario: YAHOO!
Doof: Mario?
Mario: YAHOO! WITH GUN
Doof: Super Gangsta Mario!
Mario: Hell yeah! (accidentally shoots himself and sleeps)
le slepp
Luigi Personality Quiz[]
Mario: Let’s-a go! (presses BEGIN to start the quiz)
(By pressing BEGIN, you acknowledge the possibility of organ failure, muscle spasms, and violent hallucinations.)
Mario: I have no patience for this! (presses BEGIN)
Question 1: What is your favorite colour? Options: Green, Red, Blue
Mario: Hell yeah, red! (picks Red)
Question 2: Who is the superior brother? Options: Luigi, Mario, Other
Mario: Mario! (picks Mario)
Question 3: you are aware of the stranger breathing on your neck. Options: True, False
(Mario is shocked at first but looks back and sees nothing.)
Mario: Well that was a load of sh*t. (presses a button on the keyboard)
(Jeff the Killer, as Luigi, appears behind Mario.)
Scary Luigi: YOU'VE COME TO DIE
(Mario has gone missing.)
Scary Luigi: Hey wait a minute, what the hell?!
(Scary Luigi sees the computer load the third question.)
Scary Luigi: What?
(MX appears behind the Scary Luigi.)
MX: VERY SCARY
(Scary Luigi yells.)
No one asked you to be here[]
Toad (on computer): Wario, Waluigi… I think there’s been some sort of mistake. No one asked you to be here
Mario: Oh… hey I know what'll cheer you up!
(Mario travels to the Wario Bros Residence and hands a letter to Wario.)
(Wario and Waluigi excitedly take the letter.)
You're invited...
Wario: Alright! Here we go! (opens the letter)
...to stay at home cause nobody likes you lol
(Wario and Waluigi are shocked.)
Mario: ♪ YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
- ♪ YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
- ♪ YES YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN TOLD
- ♪ DON'T REPLY TO THIS GUY
- ♪ HE'S JUST… ♪
(Mario leaves while flipping the brothers off.)
Mario explodes into multiple Goombas[]
(In this meme, Mario rescues Princess Peach but as he does he enlarges and explodes into several Goombas.)
Mario (as IShowSpeed): (screams of cringe)
(Someone clears their throat. Mario looks back to see SMG4 with a camera.)
SMG4: C’mon, aren’t you going to re-enact that?
Mario: NO! I DON'T WANNA GO! I DON'T WANNA GO!
SMG4: Fine… Then we’ll re-enact this one instead… (pulls out his phone)
(He shows Mario an unknown meme mixed of a Friday Night Funkin' Creepypasta Mario mod and a woman humping the bottom of a Mario plush.)
Mario: (screams) I'M DONE I'M DONE I'M F*CKING DONE! I'm f*cking done with your bull**** game!
SMG4: Uh, it would be possible also to keep it family-friendly by-
Mario: I WILL [CENSORED]-
Sonic the Hedgehog D*** Smasher[]
Sonic: Aw yeah! You’re about to ride the Sonic the Hedgehog D*** Smasher!
Mario: What?
Sonic: Buckle up, and don’t you dare cover that crotch!
(Mario is covering his crotch.)
Mario: Damn it! (slaps himself) Mario doesn’t back down! I... am a man!
(Mario fearfully gets his crotch hammered several times. It is revealed that Daisy, who has recovered from her injuries, was controlling the D*** Smasher.)
Daisy: Karma's a bitch.
Persona 5 Mario Style (Epilogue)[]
(For the final meme in this episode, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy are battling Bowser Persona 5-style.)
Toad (on computer): That's the spirit!
(Bowser is defeated in the meme.)
Mario: I wanna do that!
(Peach breaks down the door to Mario's room.)
Peach: Mario! You left the toilet seat up, you-
Mario: Hold it!
(Mario summons SMG4, Meggy, and Luigi to battle Peach.)
Mario: Get that motherf***er!
(SMG4 throws several phones at Peach, each consisting of memes. Peach gets launched towards Luigi, who attacks her with his dance moves. It is now Meggy's turn to attack.)
Meggy: Meggy strikes again! (fires her Splattershot and throws several Splat Bombs at Peach.)
Mario: Mario's gonna kill some bitches! (Mario is ready to deliver his Death attack at Peach.) So long, gay Princess! (cracks her skull and defeats her) I'm the superstar!
(SMG4, Meggy, and Luigi end up in prison, with Meggy holding up a sign saying it was worth it. Mario gets taken away by 2 officers.)
Mario: But it's-a me, Mario!
Officer: Yeah, tell it to the judge.
Mario: Mama-f***er!
(Credits roll.)
End of Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 12.