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This is the transcript for Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 9 ft. Bob.
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Mario: Whoa, you're never gonna believe what time it is, man!
Mario: NIIIIIIIINTEN-
Bob: Nintendo memes.
Mario: What the heck are you doing?
Bob: I want to be in the video.
Mario: Hmmmmmm..... no.
Bob: Bro, let me be in this episode.
Mario: I said no!
[Bob cries, causing Mario's head to explode]
Mario: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
Bob: Hell yeah!
[Mario's head grows back]
[And now begins the memes]
Person in meme: Mario isn't real.
Mario: Oh no, I'm NOT doing this again!!
Person in meme: Nobody thinks this is real.
[Mario pulls off his mustache and hat and puts them on Bob]
Mario: There now YOU'RE Mario
Person in meme: None of this is real, it's all fake!
[Bob screams while he fades from existence]
Mario: [victory laugh]
[Mario goes to the next meme]
Person in meme: There's no such thing as a Nintendo.
[Mario and the castle disappear]
[Mario and Bob watch a meme of Nintendo destroying Italy due to a lot of people there named Mario while Mario laughs at it and Bob pulls out his phone]
Bob (on the phone): I found another target.
[A black hole appears and sucks Mario in, while Shigeru Miyamoto comes out and gives Bob some o' dem big bucks]
[Miyamoto comes out of the black hole and gives Bob money]
Bob: Dang, i need some more cash!
Bob: Hey Luigi wanna change your name to Mario?
[Next Meme]
Mario (in meme): Luigi
Mario (in meme): Did you know 1 in 3 people are ugly?
Mario (in meme): I'm not ugly
Luigi (in meme): me neither
Mario: Well I'm not ugly
Bob: Neither am I.
[Mario and Bob stare at the viewer]
Mario: It's Gotta be Luigi
Bob: Yeah Definetly Luigi.
[Mario goes to the next meme]
[Human Kirby dances]
[Mario has the scariest eyes a human could have]
Bob: Oh yeah baby! Now this is quality content!
Bob: Isn't that right Mario?
[Camera zooms into Mario's traumatized face]
[Mario's screaming on the inside]
[Mario goes to the next meme]
[It's a meme of Kirby being horrifying in the dark]
Mario: Why don't we skip to the next meme?
[Bob slowly turns towards Mario]
[Bob is secretly Kirby!]
[Mario has a gun]
[Mario shoots Bob (or Kirby)]
[Mario goes to the next meme]
[An Animal Crossing villager is dragging an unconscious body across the ground]
Bob: Finally! A relatable meme about hiding dead bodies!
Mario: Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
Bob: Um. Haha, just kidding, dude. Hang on, I dropped something under the desk.
[Bob goes under the desk and there's a Dry Bones there]
[Bob swiftly kicks the dead body away]
Bob (to the viewer): You saw nothing.
[Next meme]
Luigi (in meme): [Reading a book and then immediately becomes unconscious with the caption "Me reading the book that instantly kills you"]
[Mario and Bob begin laughing and then it cuts to Mario and Bob selling books]
[They head out of the library while everybody there dies]
[Next meme]
[A video about an amiibo being in Bowser]
Bob: [pulls out Mario amiibo] You know what we gotta do now right?
Mario: Counter proposal, how about you go away and never come back, because you are ****ing disgusting.
[Next meme]
[A Toad gets launched into the air]
[Mario and Bob throw Toad onto a ramp, causing Toad to go towards the sun and explode it, causing the whole world to go dark]
Bob: Wanna do that again?
Mario: Oh heck yeah, I'm in!
[Next meme]
Person in meme: Man, Mario can't play like T-Dub's on the may.
Mario: Want to say that again, ****er?
Person in meme: (continues singing)
Bob: Oh cr*p, Mario, you don't want to fight against T-Dub's, he's just too good.
Mario: Try me bitch.
[Mario jumps into his computer]
[Mario's hat turns into Boyfriend/Keith's hat]
Mario: its pretty low blow. You wanna step on Mario. You'll be buried in the snow so fast you'll get vertigo. HOO!
[Mario shows his middle finger]
T-Dubs: cause mario might be super. I'm super duper with a big tuper
[Mario turns into Walter White]
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[The screen turns into a game over screen]
[Next meme]
[NSFW appears]
[Mario and Bob are excited]
[NSFW stands for Never Safe From Waluigi]
[Waluigi appears]
Waluigi: WAH! WOOHOO!
Bob: get a life.
[They both laugh at Waluigi, causing him to get depressed]
[Wahpression appears above Waluigi]
[Next meme]