Mario Simulator (game)

Game box

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The boxart

File:Retarded64 Mario Simulator-0

A video of real life Mario plays Mario Simulator!

not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator

Mario Simulator is a fictonal N64 game that is the main topic of the episode; Retarded64: Mario Simulator.

Gameplay

The player controls Mario through a series of Smg4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player must use or spam the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Exp, Awesome points, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning.

Levels

Mario's house

Walking to the castle

Castle

Bob-Omb Battlefield

City

Return to the Castle

Missions

• (Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
• Go down a Warp Pipe
• KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
• Save the Princess!
• GET THAT MOFO!

-(Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)

• Save the Princess Again! (Optional)
• Jump on blocks
• 360noscope swagalicious a$$ pound
• Digest food
• Order more
• Catch!
• Be Awesome (Luigi Simulator)
• Burn rubber
• Get spaghetti from Daisy (babies are made from spaghetti, awwwwww hell no, GET THAT MOFO or IM GOING TO RA*E YOU)
• Bounce head
• Be jealous
• Be a douche
• LEGGGG ITTTT
• Epic Toad Jump (Toad Simulator)
• Annoy Mario (Toad Simulator)
• Take a crap

Characters

• Mario
• Luigi
• Bowser
• Princess Peach
• Toad
• Goomba
• Waluigi
• Wario
• Princess Daisy
• SwagTubbie

Bosses

• Bowser
• SwagTubbie (2 times)

Modes

• Normal Mode
• Luigi Simulator
• Wario Simulator
• Toad Mode (Unlocked after completing the first fight with SwagTubbie)

Trivia

• In order to play the game you need to insert a coin.
• The game is rated R for Retarded.

Gallery

The title screen

MarioSimulatorCover.png

The poster for Mario Simulator.