Mario Simulator (game)

Mario simulator box art by luigibroz-d7hgcw1 — Game box

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下载 (24) — The Japanese Cover of Mario Simulator.

A video of real life Mario plays Mario Simulator!

not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator

Mario Simulator'' is a fictonal game on Nintendo 64 that is the main topic of the video "Retarded64: Mario Simulator" made by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Gameplay

The player controls Mario through a series of SMG4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player must use or spam the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Exp, Awesome points, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning.

Levels

Mario´s house

Walking to the castle

Peach´s Castle

Bob-omb Battlefield

City

Return to the Castle

Missions

(Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
Go down a Warp Pipe
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
Save the Princess!
GET THAT MOFO!

-(Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)

Save the Princess Again! (Optional)
Jump on blocks
360noscope swagalicious a$$ pound
Digest food
Order more
Catch!
Be Awesome (Luigi Simulator)
Burn rubber
Get spaghetti from Daisy (babies are made from spaghetti, awwwwww hell no, GET THAT MOFO or IM GOING TO RA*E YOU)
Bounce head
Be jealous
Be a douche
LEGGGG ITTTT
Epic Toad Jump (Toad Simulator)
Annoy Mario (Toad Simulator)
Take a crap

Characters

Bosses

Bowser
SwagTubbie (2 times)

Modes

Normal Mode
Luigi Simulator
Wario Simulator
Toad Simulator (Unlocked after completing the first fight with SwagTubbie)

Trivia

Since you have to insert a coin, you can't insert a single coin in the N64 itself. This game can be a Simulation course. Where you'll have to pay atleast 0ver 9000 coins.
In order to play the game you need to insert a coin.
The game is rated R for Retarded.