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not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator
Mario Simulator'' is a fictonal game on Nintendo 64 that is the main topic of the video "Retarded64: Mario Simulator" made by SuperMarioGlitchy4.
Gameplay
The player controls Mario through a series of SMG4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player must use or spam the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Exp, Awesome points, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning.
Levels
Mario´s house
Walking to the castle
Bob-omb Battlefield
City
Return to the Castle
Missions
- (Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
- Go down a Warp Pipe
- KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
- Save the Princess!
- GET THAT MOFO!
-(Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)
- Save the Princess Again! (Optional)
- Jump on blocks
- 360noscope swagalicious a$$ pound
- Digest food
- Order more
- Catch!
- Be Awesome (Luigi Simulator)
- Burn rubber
- Get spaghetti from Daisy (babies are made from spaghetti, awwwwww hell no, GET THAT MOFO or IM GOING TO RA*E YOU)
- Bounce head
- Be jealous
- Be a douche
- LEGGGG ITTTT
- Epic Toad Jump (Toad Simulator)
- Annoy Mario (Toad Simulator)
- Take a crap
Characters
- Mario
- Luigi
- Bowser
- Princess Peach
- Toad
- Goomba
- Waluigi
- Wario
- Princess Daisy
- SwagTubbie
Bosses
- Bowser
- SwagTubbie (2 times)
Modes
- Normal Mode
- Luigi Simulator
- Wario Simulator
- Toad Simulator (Unlocked after completing the first fight with SwagTubbie)
Trivia
- Since you have to insert a coin, you can't insert a single coin in the N64 itself. This game can be a Simulation course. Where you'll have to pay atleast 0ver 9000 coins.
- In order to play the game you need to insert a coin.
- The game is rated R for Retarded.