Mario Simulator (game)

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Game box

Since hat.

The Japanese Cover of Mario Simulator.

File:Retarded64 Mario Simulator-0

A video of real life Mario plays Mario Simulator!

not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator

Mario Simulator'' is a fictonal game on Nintendo 64 that is the main topic of the video "Retarded64: Mario Simulator" made by SuperMarioGlitchy4.

Gameplay

The player controls Mario through a series of SMG4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player must use or spam the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn mario Exp, Awesome points, or Swag. but if you die, you have to start from the beginning.

Levels

Mario´s house

Walking to the castle

Peach´s Castle

Bob-omb Battlefield

City

Return to the Castle

Missions

• (Punch, Punch, Punch, or Punch) Luigi
• Go down a Warp Pipe
• KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
• Save the Princess!
• GET THAT MOFO!

-(Punch, Ra*e, FATALITY, or Give sandwich)

• Save the Princess Again! (Optional)
• Jump on blocks
• 360noscope swagalicious a$$ pound
• Digest food
• Order more
• Catch!
• Be Awesome (Luigi Simulator)
• Burn rubber
• Get spaghetti from Daisy (babies are made from spaghetti, awwwwww hell no, GET THAT MOFO or IM GOING TO RA*E YOU)
• Bounce head
• Be jealous
• Be a douche
• LEGGGG ITTTT
• Epic Toad Jump (Toad Simulator)
• Annoy Mario (Toad Simulator)
• Take a crap

Characters

• Mario
• Luigi
• Bowser
• Princess Peach
• Toad
• Goomba
• Waluigi
• Wario
• Princess Daisy
• SwagTubbie

Bosses

• Bowser
• SwagTubbie (2 times)

Modes

• Normal Mode
• Luigi Simulator
• Wario Simulator
• Toad Simulator (Unlocked after completing the first fight with SwagTubbie)

Trivia

• Since you have to insert a coin, you can't insert a single coin in the N64 itself. This game can be a Simulation course. Where you'll have to pay atleast 0ver 9000 coins.
• In order to play the game you need to insert a coin.
• The game is rated R for Retarded.
• This also features Mario.
• Mario died 3 times here,by goomba diabetus,jumping into a pool and getting a heart attack while taking crap.

Gallery

The title screen.

MarioSimulatorCover.png

The Nintendo DS cover of Mario Simulator.