Mario Simulator Interactive (500k Subscribers), is more often simply called Interactive Mario Simulator is the 235th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4 to celebrate getting 500k subscribers. The viewer must follow Mario in his epic journey to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser in an interactive way.
Plot
SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED, SKIP THIS!
The Narrator introduces the game to the player. As Mario is about to leave the castle, the Narrator stops him to do a tutorial. He explains how pressing buttons work (the button during the tutorial is 1 of 2 buttons the player cannot press). He spawns Luigi by pressing A, but then punches him offscreen. The tutorial is interrupted as Bowser steals Peach. The game then begins.
Mario heads outside to chase Bowser. The player is given 4 options:
- EAT SOME SPAGHETTI Mario eats spaghetti
- FINE GO SAVE PEACH
- EAT MORE SPAGHETTI Mario eats more spaghetti
- FINE GO SAVE PEACH
- EAT EVEN MORE SPAGHETTI (fail)Mario eats even more spaghetti until the narrator blows him up, giving the player a game over: (FATASS) Spaghetti Lover Ending
- GET ANOTHER PRINCESS (fail) Mario calls an agency to get another princess. He talks with Toad, who works there, on the phone. He's offered various obnoxious princesses which enrages him and urges him to blow Toad up. After that, hungry, he leaves to eat, giving the player a game over: Discount Princess Ending
- Don't press anything (fail) Mario gets enraged and explodes, giving the player a game over: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION Ending
- GET THAT MOFO
GET THAT MOFO
Mario chases Bowser but, soon tired out, he decides to take a vehicle:
- USE THE WARP PIPE! (fail) Mario jumps down a warp pipe and ends up in Weegee's Stuff Shop. He looks for something of use finding a bomb. He asks Weegee if he can have said bomb and the shopkeeper toggles a rain of explosives, killing Mario and giving the player a game over: Weegee Bomb Ending
- RIDE THE YOSHI Mario goes on to chase Bowser riding a Yoshi. He soon enough realizes how slow it is.
- SMOKE SHROOMS EVERY DAY (fail) Mario and Yoshi both ingest glowing mushrooms, landing them on an acid trip. Mario proceeds to hump and old man who shoots him with a shotgun, giving the player a game over: Mario "Party" Ending
- FEED HIM CURRY Mario gives Yoshi curry. The effects of the fruit on the dinosaurs are enormous and leave Mario without his companion.
- RIDE THE SEXY KART Mario chases Bowser by car. He's stopped by the police for speeding.
- SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK Mario blasts power out of his mouth, killing a by-standing Toad. The policeman confronts him.
- PERSUADE THE COP (fail) Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending
- DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.
- MARIO WATCH OUT! (fail, suprising as it may seem) Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending
- Do Nothing
- Nothing The policeman confronts him.
- PERSUADE THE COP (fail) Mario takes off his clothes in hope of convincing the officer to let him go, but the constable instead screams in shock and throws Mario in jail, giving the player a game over: Not Very Sexy Ending
- DRIVE MARIO! DRIVE!! Mario flees from the cops but risks to crash with an obstacle on the road.
- MARIO WATCH OUT! (fail, suprising as it may seem) Mario stops the car. He then attempts to fight the cop, however, he gets stabbed in the balls and arrested afterwards, giving the player a game over: Thanks a Lot (Butthole) Ending
- Do Nothing
Do Nothing
Mario crashes with the obstacle and falls down the bridge he was on, landing in the proximity of a little town. Here he meets an old woman trying to get her cat off a tree asking for help.
- SCREW THAT! I GOT A PRINCESS TO SAVE! (techincal fail, as , as you're screwed if you choose this) Mario walks off, soon to encounter a Chain Chomp heading straight towards him.
- DO THE SAFETY DANCE! (fail) Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending
- THROW CRAP AT IT (fail) Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending
- HELP THE POOR LADY Mario borrows an axe from a Villager and chops the tree down. The cat falls down the plant, which then falls onto it and kills it. The old lady terrorized throws a stick at him and flees. Mario keeps the stick and walks off, soon to encounter a Chain Chomp heading straight towards him.
- DO THE SAFETY DANCE! (fail) Mario does the Safety Dance, which makes him safe from everything! ...Except Chain Chomps. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: A Very Safe Ending
- THROW CRAP AT IT (fail) Mario throws various Power-Ups on the Chain Chomp, merely making him stronger. The metallic canine runs over Mario, giving the player a game over: Chompalicious Ending
- USE DA STICK!
USE DA STICK
Mario tosses the stick away, making the Chain Chomp turn around to fetch it. While turning around he kicks Mario into the air though, who then lands in a pipe. The pipe brings Mario into Smexy Town, where he sees a Toad giving out help and directions. Mario approaches him.
- CAN I HAVE SPAGHETTI!!!! ? (fail) Mario asks the humanoid mushroom if he can have some spaghetti. The Toad's definition of spaghetti appears to be violent sex though and he sexually assaults the red plumber, thus giving the player a game over: Different Kind of Spaghetti Ending
- SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE Mario shoots the humanoid mushroom in the face, killing him. He then sees the Happy Mask Salesman nearby and approaches him. He's offered a map for two coins, our hero only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
- GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK (fail) Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
- GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
- SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. (fail) Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
- STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.
- DIRECTIONS TO BOWSER'S CASTLE Mario asks the humanoid mushroom on where he could find Bowsers castle. The Toad tells him to ask the Happy Mask Salesman. Mario approaches the vendor, who offers him a map for two coins, Mario only has one coin though... He looks around and sees a young Koopa and an item block.
- GET MONEY FROM THE BLOCK (fail) Mario jumps and hits the block who, apparently sentient, furious and in pain spawns a bomb killing himself and the assaulter, thus giving the player a game over: Block Murderer Ending
- GET MONEY FROM THE KOOPA Mario walks up to the Koopa who seems to be crying since he's been called fat by his friends. He also holds a coin.
- SHOW HOW FAT YOU ARE. (fail) Mario takes his clothes off to show the Koopa what real obesity is. The Koopa feels better. Suddenly a police car arrives and, confusing Mario with a sexual predator, shoots him, giving the player a game over: Naked Pedo Ending
- STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.
STOMP THE KOOPA AND TAKE THE COIN.
Mario kicks the child and steals the coin. He walks back to the vendor and obtains a map. The player is then shown a map with three selectable locations.
- SPAGHETTI SHOP This option is only available if the spaghetti DLC is purchased for only 599$.
- GO TO THE MARIO BROS HOUSE (fail) Mario enters the house and sees Luigi making out with a Luigi doll. The red plumber's head consequentially explodes, giving the player a game over: Luigi Love Ending.
- GO TO PORT PENGUZ
GO TO PORT PENGUZ
Mario heads for Port Penguz, only to be stopped in his journey by two pirates, Foxy and a Shy Guy, whom he fights. The player is given three moves:
- PUNCH THEM (fail) Mario attempts to punch Foxy but misses and falls into a nearby river and is eaten by a fish, thus giving the player a game over: Battle - Fishy Ending
- SUPER SMASH 360 NOSCOPE PINGAS ATTACK (fail) Mario does not know this attack and is beaten down by Foxy, giving the player a game over: Battle - 360NOSCOPE GAMEOVER
- BE SCARY (fail) Mario attempts to scare the pirates away and fails. Consequentially the Shy Guy pirate throws his sword which pierces into Mario's head killing him, giving the player a game over: Battle - 2spooky4me Ending
- USE THE SPAGHETTI!
USE THE SPAGHETTI!
Mario throws a bowl of spaghetti at Foxy blocking his vision and punches the Shy Guy. The Shy Guy steals his map anyway and the duo runs off. Mario then arrives at Port Penguz, where he notices Bowser flying off in his Koopa Clown Car with Peach. While Mario is disappointed, a Toad selling spicy spaghetti can be seen in the background.
- EAT THAT SPICY SPAGHETTI Mario turns to see the Toad. He asks for a bowl of spicy spaghetti, and is received a question if he can handle the taste. He says he does, though, and eats the spaghetti. However he breathes fire and burns down the Toad.
Mario sees a Chuckya who is selling quick, easy and free boats. He then turns around and catches a glimpse of Foxy. The player must decide whether to follow Foxy or ask for a boat from the Chuckya.
- GO AFTER THAT GUY YOU SAW BEFORE!
- GO GET A FREE BOAT! AND GO TO THE LAIR! (fail) Mario gets a boat from the Chuckya, and starts sailing. However the boat detects that the 300kg weight is exceeded, and therefore sinks, giving the player a game over: Sunken italian ending
GO AFTER THAT GUY YOU SAW BEFORE!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Characters
- Narrator (offscreen)
- Mario
- Luigi
- Toad (11 of them)
- Frankie (cameo)
- Princess Peach
- Bowser
- Random guy coplayed as Princess Daisy (cameo)
- Waluigi (three cameos)
- Justin Bieber (cameo)
- Yoshi
- Weegee (cameo)
- Bob-omb (cameo)
- Old Man Hobo
- Police Man
- Crazy Woman
- Villager (cameo)
- Little Girl
- Chain Chomp
- Happy Mask Salesman
- Koopa Kid
- Luigi Doll (cameo)
- Shy Guy
- Foxy the Pirate Fox
- Chuck-ya
- Goomba
- Cap'n LardButt
- Condor
- Glooper Blooper
- Koopa Troopa
- Whomp
- King Bob-omb
- Bully (cameo)
- Steve
- Dr. Robotnik
- Teletubbies
Bosses
Chain Chomp
Get the stick from the "Help the old lady" option, when the Chain Chomp is about to attack Mario, click "Use Da Stick!" Mario will throw the stick, and distract the Chain Chomp, however, when the dog runs off, he kicks Mario back in the process, sending him flying into a pipe.
Shy Guy and Foxy
Click "Spaghetti" Mario throws the Spaghetti at Foxy's face, covering his eyes. While Foxy is confused, Mario attempts to defeat Shy Guy, but Shy Guy then knocks Mario Down and steals his map.
The Sea Monster (Gooper Blooper)
Choose "Waluigi Picture" the Sea Monster gets a bloody nose and absolutely freaks out, Mario is then hit by one of the Sea Monster's tentacles and is thrown to Bowser's lair
Bowser Finale
Choose the Item Box from Mario Kart, Mario gets a banana, Bowser slips on it and falls in the lava. However, Bowser then flies out in his Clown Car taunting Mario, but he then hits the ceiling, falling in anyway.
Guide for finding all 11 toads
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- 1st Toad: in the option "Get another princess".
- 2nd Toad: "Get that mofo", then enter the pipe.
- 3rd Toad: pick "Get that mofo", then the kart, and choose fast "Suprise ninja attack".
- 4th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face.
- 5th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Get the spicy spaghetti
- 6th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry) - Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Talk about pirate adventures
- 7th Toad: - when on the ship and picking the sandwich robber, click toad thad occasionally appear behind the pole.
- 8th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Make a distraction
- 9th and 10th Toad - Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Waluigi picture - Use a disguise - Dodge Steve - Item box - red button
- 11th Toad: Get that mofo - Kart - Screw the law. RUN! - Don't press "Watch out" (or Yoshi - feed him with curry)- Help the poor lady - Use da stick - Shoot him in da face or directions to Bowser's castle - Get money from the Koopa - Stomp him and take the coin - Port Penguz - SPAGHETTI - Follow those pirates - Show them yee pirate booty - Twas the Shy Guy - Waluigi picture - Disguise as enemy - RUN!! - Dodge Steve - Item Box - The blue button - Beat the game
Trivia
- This video was uploaded and published on the same day (July 13rd, 2015) as the video "A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers)". This is the third time this occured, the two first two being both on 2013:
- The bloopers "The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Welcome Invitation" and "Long Jump" were both published on May 19th;
- "Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping" and "Bob-omache" were both published on August 4th.
- The Sunken Italian ending is a reference to a similar plot device from the blooper The Elevator
- The first option "Spawn a Luigi", which is the only one of all the simulator not to be activated by the viewer, is a reference to a scene from the video "The Mario Parable", in which the Narrator punches Luigi out the scene before Mario enters Bowser's Lair.
- SMG4 accidentally put 11 toads to destroy, even when the screen shows there are 10. This can be because 2 Toads from the red button scene ended up counting to him as 1.
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Transcript
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(GlitchyPSIX's intro plays. After the loading screen appears, cut to Peach's Castle interior. Mario pops up.) Narrator: Well, hello there! Welcome to a game where you play as a fat Italian guy. Boy, how fun. Mario: Oh yeah! (runs away) Narrator: Where do you think you're going?! We've got to do the tutorial, dumbass! Mario: D'oh! (Cut to Mario naked, while eating spaghetti.) Narrator: When Mario is doing his retardness, (a command which reads "Spawn a luigi" and recommends the A button appears) buttons will show up. Press it if you want him to-(presses A, in which spawns Luigi) (Luigi appears laughing.) Narrator: What the sh**? Luigi: Luigi, Luigi! Oh yeah! Oh ye-(a fist appears and punches him)WAAAA! Narrator: Goddamnit! Where was I? (Bowser's laugh is heard. Mario suddenly runs around with his torso turned 90° counterclockwise.) Mario: Oh no oh no oh no (Cut to a burning background. A silhouette of Bowser is shown.) Bowser: Mario! Mario: Hmmmm... Peach: (screams) Help me! Mario: Oh sh*t. (pronounced mostly as "I shared") (Toad starts to sneak Toad: THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!! Mario: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!? Text: THE MARIO SIMULATOR ADVENTURE GAME THING :D (Cut to outside the Castle. Bowser flies away with Peach in his Koopa Clown Car while "Swiggity Swoogity" plays.) Mario: Hey, stinky! Mamma mia! Narrator: Oh dear. What will Mario do now? (The viewer has three choices: "Eat some spaghetti", "Get that mofo", or "Get another princess")
When the viewer does nothing
- Narrator: Um, you gonna pick something? Click it! Come on, it's the whole point of the video.
- Mario: (Turns to viewer) Hey, stinky! *explodes*
GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH!
- Narrator: Goddamit!
Text: GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE: I DIDNT FEEL LIKE CLICKING ON AN OPTION ending. 0/10- you just wanted to see didnt you >_> Mario: Thank you so much for-to-playing my game. F***ER! <--- might wanna replay the video.
If the viewer chooses "Eat some spaghetti"
(Mario eats some spaghetti)
- Narrator: Really?! Eating the crap at the time like this?! You're not just gonna stay here and eat, are you?!
(The viewer has two choices: "Eat more spaghetti", or "Fine go save Peach")
If the viewer chooses "Eat more spaghetti"
(Mario eats more spaghetti)
- Narrator: Oh, still going?! That's fine, I can wait, fatass! You're just trying to piss me off, aren't you?! Well, it ain't working!
(The viewer has two choices: "Eat more spaghetti", or "Fine go save Peach")
If the viewer chooses "Eat more spaghetti" again
(Mario eats more spaghetti)
- Narrator: Are you done yet?! Holy moly!
- Mario: Hey, I'm-a-hungry, have you got any food?
- Narrator: NO, SCREW YOU!
(Narrator reveals a bob-omb in front of Mario)
- Mario: Oh, WHAT THE FU-?!
(Bob-omb kills Mario)
- GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH
- GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE:
(FATASS) Spaghetti Lover ending.
- 2/10- you're persistent, but you like doing pointless things.
- Mario: Yummy. YAHOO-ugh!
- <---- enough spaghetti for you!
If the viewer chooses "Get another Princess"
(Toad hears a phone ringing)
- Toad: Ha ha ha HA! Yay, party! (Picks up the phone) Hello!
(Half of the screen adds Mario calling Toad)
- Mario: Hello!
- Toad: Oh, hey, Mario!
- Mario: (Sighs) yes yes... Is this where I can order a new princess?
- Toad: Hey, Mario, what are you doing?!
(Mario gets angry)
- Mario: Hey!
- Toad: I'm freaking out!
- Mario: Hey!
- Toad: I'm getting back till you work today!
- Mario: SHUT UP!! Can I just order a sexy princess please?
- Toad: Okie-dokie!
(Toad shows Mario the picture of two men cross dressing as Peach and Daisy)
- Mario: No!
- (Toad shows him a picture of a guy cross dressing as Peach next to Bowser)
- Mario: NO!
- (Toad shows him a picture of "Princess Waluigi")
- Mario: NO!
- (Toad shows him a picture of "Princess Justin Bieber")
- (Mario gets so angry that he threw a bob-omb at Toad)
- Toad: Ahh!
- (Bob-omb kills Toad)
- 1 of 10 Toads Destroyed! Try to find them all!
- Mario: (Grunts) F*** this! Hey, I'm-a-hungry!
- GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH (Mario gave up!)
- GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE:
Discount Princess ending
- 0/10- cmon are you that lazy Mario?
- <----go save her now!
If the viewer chooses "Get that mofo"/"Fine go save Peach"
- Mario: (Turns to viewer) This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
(Mario starts chasing Bowser) (Bowser laughs)
- Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Bowser: Haters gonna hate, I laugh cause you're fake!
(Mario starts getting tired)
- Mario: YAHOO-ugh! I'm-a-tired.
- Narrator: Oh, dear, looks like somebody forgot that they never exercise.
- Mario: (Grunts) Come on!
(As Bowser gets away with Peach, Mario sees a kart, Yoshi, and a warp pipe)
- Mario: Oooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hmm...
(The viewer has three choices: A Kart, Yoshi, or a Warp Pipe)
- Mario: (To the viewer) Hurry up, already!
If the viewer chooses "Warp Pipe"
- Mario: Let's-a-go! Hoo hoo hoo! (Sings) La la la, hm hm hmm! (Goes underground by a warp pipe) Hmm...
(Suddenly, Weegee Head appears out of nowhere in "Weegee's Stuff Shop")
- Weegee Head: It's a MEEEEE!
- Mario: Whoa!
- Weegee Head: Hello, sir, can I take your order?
(Mario goes to check some of the stuff)
- Mario: Hmm, you have a nice things here.
(Mario looks at the poop face, which cost 300 coins)
- Mario: Whoa! No!
(Mario then looks at Wario's underwear, which cost 50000 coins)
- Mario: Oh, hell no!
(Mario then looks at Toad, which cost 1000 coins)
- Mario: Ooh, f*** no!
(Mario then looks at a bomb, which cost 100 coins)
- Mario: Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Oh yeah! So long-a-Bowser! (Turns to Weegee Head) Can I have it?
- Weegee Head: Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend!
(Weegee Head drops bob-ombs on Mario)
- Mario: WHOA! Aah! (Screams)
- Toad: I JUST S*** MY PANTS!
(Bob-ombs explode, killing Toad) 1 of 10 Toads destroyed! Try and find them all! (But at the same time, Mario died in an explosion)
- GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH
- Weegee Head: Ha ha!
- GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE:
Weegee bomb ending
- 0/10- never EVER trust a weegee
<----no pipe for you
If the viewer chooses a Yoshi
(Mario jumps on a Yoshi for a ride)
- Mario: Here we go! Let's-a-go!
(Yoshi starts walking, slowly)
- Mario: Come on, hurry up, already!
- Yoshi: Yoshi!
- Mario: Oomph!
(Yoshi walks so slow that even an old man can go faster than him)
- Old Man: Nice job, d***face!
- Yoshi: Yoshi!
- Mario: (Grunts)
(The viewer has two choices: "Smoke shrooms erry day!" or "Feed it curry!")
If the viewer chooses "Smoke shrooms erry day!"
- Mario: Mama mia! (Throws a weird rainbow colored mushroom)
- Yoshi: Whoa! Mmm! (Eats a rainbow colored mushroom and starts tripping out) WHOOOOOAH!
- Mario: Hmm, hey, I'm-a-hungry! (Eats a rainbow colored mushroom and starts tripping out as well) WHOOOOOAH!
(Mario looks at Yoshi)
- Mario: (Shows a troll face) Let's-a-go!
- Yoshi: (Shows a troll face and puts his shades on) Aw, yeah!
(Both Mario and Yoshi are partying, and suddenly, Mario saw "Peach")
- "Peach": (giggles) Mario!
- Mario: Whoa! Princess! Oh yeah! (Starts humping at "Peach", but what he didn't realized is that he is humping an old man)
- Yoshi: (Singing) I'm a banana! I'm a banana!
- Old Man: You darn kids get off my pingas!
(Old Man kills Mario with his shotgun)
- GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAH
- Yoshi: (To the viewer) I'M A BANANA!
- GOOD-A-WORK! YOU GOT-A THE:
Mario "party" ending
- banana/10- what did I tell you about humping old people?
- Mario: Thank you so much for to playing my game, f***er!
<----might wanna go back a video
If the viewer chooses "Feed it curry!"
- Mario: Hyah, I got it! (throws a super spicy curry. Cut to Yoshi)
Yoshi: Whoa! Mmm! (eats the curry) ...AHH! OH MY GOD! (Yoshi starts running faster while screaming, as Mario holds on to him) IT'S FREAKING HOT, OH MY GOD! (Mario lets go of Yoshi and lands in pain, while the screaming Yoshi explodes and dies)
- Mario: Mama mia! (notices Smexy Town) Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Let's-a-go! (goes to town when suddenly, he hears an old lady who needs help when her cat is stuck in a tree)
- Old Lady: Help, somebody! My cat! HELP ME! (Tried to get her cat by jumping until she crashed to a tree)
(The viewer has two choices: "Help the poor lady" or "Screw-a this! I got princesses to save!")
If the viewer chooses Kart
(Mario jumps on a kart and starts driving) Mario: Wa-ha! Wahoo! Yahoo-hoo! Yay, yeah! (Mario sees Bowser in his Koopa Clown Car flying away) Mario: Ha ha, I'm-a-gonna get you! (Hears and sees a police car behind him) Mamaf***er! (Pulls over) Narrator: Uh oh, looks like you were caught speeding. Mario: (grunts) (The viewer has a chance to pick "Surprise Ninja Attack".)
If the viewer chooses "Surprise Ninja Attack"
Mario: Super Mario--! (He shoots a laser "Shoop-da-whoop" style at the Policeman, but misses and hits a tree instead. Cut to Toad.) Toad: Hello, what are you doing?! (the tree falls on Toad) Text: 1 of 10 Toads destroyed! Mario: Nyeh, I guess that counts. (Whether the viewer chose "Surprise Ninja Attack" or not, the Policeman appears in front of him.) Policeman: Hey, I'm a cop, and you will respect my authoritah! Mario: No! Policeman: Get your ass in jail! (Locks and loads his shotgun and aims at Mario) Mario: Oh sh*t.
(The viewer has two choices: ""Persuade" the cop" or "Screw da law run Mario!". A line says "Try and find all the Toads" only after Mario used a "Surprise Ninja Attack".)Template:Navbox bloopers