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This is the transcript for Mario Tries Life Hacks 2 ft. Luigi
[SMG4 intro plays]
[Mario tries to wake Luigi up]
[Mario gets angry]
[Mario looks at a life hack]
[Mario now knows what to do]
[Mario places a Tnt clock]
Mario: Oh yeah!
[The clock goes off]
Mario: Aaah!
Luigi: Hmmm...
Mario: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
[Luigi turns off the clock]
[The entire house blows up]
[Luigi and Mario gets blown out of the house while on fire]
Mario and Luigi: yaaaayy yaaaaaay
["Mario does life hacks with luigi"]
Mario: Hmmm?
[SMG4 comes in with A F*CKING DRAGON!]
[The Dragon grabs Mario]
[The Dragon sends Mario to brazil]
SMG4: Sorry Mario! Before you start, i wanna give a big shotout to this weeks sponsor Dragon City!
SMG4: Dragon City is a free to play Mobile game available on all devices where you can collect over 1000 dragons and build your Dragon empire!
[Everyone gets cool dragons.. except for swag]
Swag: Why do i get the stupid one?!
SMG4: Get food, gold, and gems to build your city and make new species by getting your dragons to breed!
[The Ender Dragon and a regular dragon fight]
[They somehow got an egg after that]
SMG4: Then train your dragons up with new attacks and powers to PVP other dragon masters in the master arenas.
Boopkins: Yaaaay!
Luigi: Go weegee! go weegee! go weegee!
Saiko: *japenese talk*
Swag: Come on, do something.
Dragon: yeeeee
[Swags dragons Head deflates]
Swag: God dam*it.
SMG4: Or join an alliance with other Dragon masters to enter team events and unlock chests full of awesome loot!
SMG4: Theres also alot of weekly minigames with daily prices to earn!
SMG4: Or get the divine pass to earn even more!
SMG4: They even got Dragons based on your favorite youtubers! uhhh, hey! How come i not get one?!
[SMG4 turns into Spyro for some reason]
SMG4: Oh heck yeah!
SMG4: Click the link in description or follow this QR code to download the game today! If you do you get a free starterpack with 15,000 food, and 30,000 gold, and a very rare elder mountain dragon!
SMG4: NOW BACK TO MARIO DOING LIFE HACKS!!!
[SMG4 Casually flies away]
SMG4: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!